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And Now The White House Is On Lockdown
A day that couldn't get any more bizarre, just did.
- WHITE HOUSE PLACED ON LOCKDOWN, ABC NEWS TWEETS
Why, was Obama trying to run away?
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Update: It's all good, Obama is not running away:
- WHITE HOUSE LOCKDOWN FOR ’UNATTENDED PACKAGE’: FLY CITES ABC
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Shit, better go to the bank.
I think Israel told Obama to go to his room...
aren't barry and mike on the vineyard?
maybe time to hit the links, out to lunch, you know...
or maybe we're getting ready for a bank holiday this weekend
Unattended package?
<chuckle>
pods
Yeah, I hear you. My package needs to be looked after as well...
LOL
Don't worry. They cancelled Obama's only meeting of the day and he went to an emergency fundraiser.
Lock down or no lockdown, Obama still needs time to be Obama. Regardless of what is happening in the world, he will always make time for golf, selfies, drugs (weed or coke), playing pool or gay sex with celebrities.
In the good old days they'd execute the JEEP and everyone would get out of dodge. I kinda have mixed feelings about these asshats sheltering in place.
"In the good old days they'd execute the JEEP and everyone would get out of dodge. I kinda have mixed feelings about these asshats sheltering in place."
I'm all for discouraging critical thinking in this case.
"WHITE HOUSE LOCKDOWN FOR ’UNATTENDED PACKAGE’: FLY CITES ABC"
I live in a white house.
I sometimes order stuff, and it is delivered and left on my back porch. I suppose I should take the proper precautions and evacuate the white house that I live in when I get home and find an 'unattended package' on my back doorstep (if I see something, SAY something! THANKS, JANET NAPOLITANO! I WILL!).
Naturally, if the UPS or USPS 'attendant' is not there to 'attend' to my packages, I have to ASSUME that it is 'unattended', and will from now on immediately get my robot (or my less-than-intelligent neighbor who also happens to be a 'peace officer') to take the package out to the back yard and blow it up while I hunker in my bunker.
SHIT! I forgot! I just ordered 5,000 rounds of ammo! that stuff cost me a boatload of feds! WAIT, don't...
Too late.
The closed-casket ceremony was quite emotionally moving (except for the motorcycle cops posed aiming their radar guns to track the speed of the casket as it was being lowered They compared readings, and I heard figures like 'almost a quarter-mile an hour').
The openly gay president and his transvestite wife (Joan Rivers, et.al) seemed to have forgotten that they had ordered this month's supply of sex toys from Victoria's Secret. The smell of phalates and the 'real-skin' fragments (sticky with Doc Johnson's Anal Lube) are now scattered all over the White House south lawn.
Secret Service agents are, even now, placing an order for a case of latex gloves so that they can clean up the residue. Hopefully, there will be someone present to 'attend' to the delivery of this package.
I'm all for discouraging critical thinking in this case.
Taking out anger on inanimate objects such as JEEPS seems to be a sign of emotional weakness (kind of like punching walls when the old lady tells you you have a 'little winkie' for the 451st time in your miserable life). If I recall, DODGE BOUGHT JEEP, so if one wanted to 'get out of DODGE', would one also have to EXECUTE their JEEP? Would punching a hole in the oil pan and letting the oil leak out be called 'WET WORK' in the manner of hired executioners like the inner circles of the CIA/MI6/LIKUD?
Are the Wookie's kids 'ducking and covering' in fear and cowering shame right now? Are Michelle and Oprah having 'one last fling' because they are going to die (possibly)? Is Valerie Jarret giving Obombo 'one last blowjob' in sympathy for his imminent demise; or is he RATHER on the phone to his current boyfreind, asking him if he 'really loves him' in his 'hour of doom' (or; perhaps BOTH at the same time)?
ABC will give us ALL the SALICIOUS DETAILS, I suppose.
MEANWHILE, a perv posing as a 'TSA' agent convinced two women to step in to the screening room and give them 'pat-downs' in San Fransisco International Airport, before 'authorities' figured out the scam...
SHIT. I can't find a 'local news' link, so i will have to use RT:
http://rt.com/usa/173712-drunk-tsa-impersonator-groped-women/
Back when I was a kid and I had to walk to school five miles uphill each way, we used to go out on the weekends and get drunk and shoot at JEEPS with 'unattended packages' in them.
Don't be so negative on ole Barry. He did NOT go off fundraising.
He played 18 holes.
firecrackers
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/firecrackers-prompt-white-house-lockdown...
Barry is not in DC he's in NYC. Maybe they saw another black woman driving around the WH. It's wookie, don't shoo.
I thought they were called "toddlers". I guess I was wrong.
Bill was in the WH today?
Putin wasn't kidding around when he said there would be consequences to Barry's sanctions.... fuck.. if we wanted a pussy for a president, America should have elected a woman.
That's coming...
Then instead of racists, critics will be called anti-women
called misogynists ...
We've had that game played in Aust. when Gillard was PM. It was nauseating, then one of the lead "misogynists" was voted in as the new PM...huh?
I guess the gender card had been played long enough to do a Tavistock PC exercise on us.
You mean Sara or Monica? :O
Speaking of shitting your pants, General Custer did and you can go see those shit stained pants of his at the museum in Helena Montana. I think pants shitting is going to be more and more popular with the ruling elite. And, since pants shitting is sooooo very embarrassing you can expect more lock downs. :)
If you visit Montana be sure and visit the Little Big Horn, take pics and enjoy our history.
"Choom time, now git outta ma house."
Is he locked in or locked out?
If anyone dares try to imply that Reggie might be visiting my beloved Barrack, I will call you a racist, I swear!
Michelle must of found some embarassing nude selfies of Obama and that Danish prime minister chick...
not a chance in hell unless she had a rubber strap on firmly shoved up O'nero's gut rut
"Michelle must of found some embarassing nude selfies of Obama and that Danish prime minister chick..."
Well, we know those are fake.
Have you been hired to improve the president's sexual image?
It's gay cut downs folks do, not staight. It would be reggie selfies. Get with the gay agenda!
... another excuse for the lazy incompetent corrupt arrogant narcissistic illegal alien sociopathic liar in chief to avoid work while living its celebrity grand imperial golf life style at the expense and on the backs of tax paying US citizen serfs and peasants.......
"....navy corpse-man......"
Hey may or may not be those things. He's simply doing what he's told by the money masters.
Woodrow Wilson signed the 1913 Federal Reserve Act. A few years later he wrote: I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men. -Woodrow Wilson
Shit for brains Obama is fundraising in NYC, Reggie awaits willy at the ready at the nearest bath house.
Golf bag & clubs?
BHO wanted to sneak one last round of golf before the shit hits the fan...bummer for obummer
Now, more than ever, is the perfect time to talk about the most pressing issue of our times: Why the Redskins should change their name.
Yeah, they should change the "Washington" part.
Given the ethnic makeup of DC, all I can say is that that is just raycis!
If they have to, then "white" house should be changed too.. Sounds racist, why white? Why not black or brown?
How about African-American house?
How about the First Crib?
NigDigs
That's so fkn wrong, on so many levels, I greened it!
Screw the bank...got ammo?
Miffed;-)
200 lbs of Ag bullets...... fuk it got tired of waiting for the price to go up now I'm give' em away 220 grains at a time free to the first jackboots through the door.......
Sorry, no.
We normal wage slaves down here in Mex don't own guns, but thanks to good old Tio Sam, the Narcos and the Criminals in uniforms have plenty, ask DOJ and State Dep for further info.
Shit, better go to the bank.
Actually, I'm thinking it might be time for a few beers.
Easy, sent wife to the bank, I went to the "deposito" for a few coronas.
Cheers! Or it Salut! now? I can't keep up.
"Easy, sent wife to the bank, I went to the "deposito" for a few coronas."
"Cheers! Or it Salut! now? I can't keep up."
Run for the border?
When the time comes, run for the hills. Easier to defend. Same as it ever was.
Is Reggie visiting again? I thought those two were on the outs. could be just a booty call.
White House, furious that Russia took the attention away from them for a moment, begins waving their hands and acting stupid. Look at us! Terrorism! Everyone shelter in place! Obey!
Quick draw a red line , around the White House.
You know, this is not the first time I have seen you triple post. Ease off on that save button dude.
You must be seeing Triple, after you got bashed in the fucking head.
ZH servers getting rammed this afternoon...she canna take much more Capt'n
She'll blow!
Oh, wait.
You're welcome to try :-)
I've got a sneakin' suspicion that some of us are more (or less) equal at the Hedge. Some folks say the Hedge was slow and glitchy today, others report all is well. I got fkn BLASTED on a GW thread once, so I asked George directly if he was fkn with me.
He responded: No, but I've been informed that I've been 'shadow banned' at Reddit. It seems that all is not 'as it seems'. Once the servers were moved from Bulgaria to Switzerland, shit changed- or so it seems.
One can only hope the military has had enough of him and are taking him and his crew out in handcuffs.
There might be some questions as to whether there is a grasp of reality here.
Of course it could be that dude with the horse head showed up again too.
.."taking him and his crew out in handcuffs"..
I'll have what he is having, make it a double..
Me too.
So many people kept pointing to Mid-July as SHTF moment... Certainly coming together. Hope you've prepped...
Please. Lockdown. Forever.
Thank you,
American People for Freedom.
And make damn sure nothing gets out.
Lockdown forever? That would mean that he would be president forever. I would have preferred to see a lockout instead.
Lockdown forever? That would mean that he would be president forever. I would have preferred to see a lockout instead.
Damn, are we at defcon 1 already?
Current Terror Alert Level is Elevated - http://www.terror-alert.com/
Shake in your boots and quiver with fear as the terrorists in DC are already here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEFCON
"The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing.." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ...
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile and as usual are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.And in the southern hemisphere...
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level."
-- John Cleese - British writer, actor and tall person
So many people kept pointing to Mid-July as SHTF moment... Certainly coming together. Hope you've prepped...
Lockdown? Why? Isn't he out playing golf somewhere?
"lockdown" is rap slang for gay blow job.
"lockdown" is rap slang for gay blow job.
double post, double sorry.
Burn it
Who cares? We are OFF THE LOWS! no, wait...
Lockdown? Is that like timeout? Go to your corner? Who orders a lockdown of the White House and why?
Lockdown? Is that like timeout? Go to your corner? Who orders a lockdown of the White House and why?
Burn it
double post, sorry.
Someone's a little nervous about the date..???
Who cares? We are OFF THE LOWS! no, wait...
I hear the Hamptons are nice this time of year.
For a moment, I thought it said "locked up"!
One can only dream.
LOL, Slick Willy may have slipped through the back door carrying an automatic cigar.
Burn that fvker down!
Yeah, Young Bruce Willis is talking to Morgan Freeman about the report from Samuel L. Jackson about the release of snakes on a plane and a report of a Sharknado on Potus' diminutive pee pee. Much like the summer blockbusters, our leather tough hardiback board military scientists have a report of an alien in the glass lined laboratory and are feeling a little quigley down under. Meanwhile Israel is killing Gazan's in person, oops wait that part is true. Umm, yeah.
wolf blitzer assures the gaza invasion will be in and out.
thanks wolf.
Come on guys we all know Wolf calls the shots, he is one step closer to Israel than Obama will ever be LOL
!!
Someone's a little nervous about the date..???
Some fucking tourist forgets their souvenir bag and everybody shits themselves. What a fucking embarassment.
Mission Accomplished
You've seen public opinion then barry?
Lock the cunt down son, as tight as fuck, as best as you and them imbeciles can do.
The reckoning is coming son, not that you would understand, ask the NSA.
An old saying is, you cannot keep kicking a dog, before that dog bites you back.
Enjoy the teeth Barry, you deserve them.
;-)
Just normal precautions. Gotta make sure the white house doesn't run into an israeli tank and hurt the poor thing.
Tyler...you scoop all these other fucking networks for breaking news.
I'm just coming here for any news flashes.
The Algos get just a hair quicker heads up.
they need more barrage balloons over dc. maybe put up some flackturins. aim the guns inwards around the beltway so they cant escape, throw the news clowns in with them too.call it inside the bro reich
Obama has been in a bunker mentallity for the better part of 4 years now.
They are trying to keep the illegals out.
Slowest. World War. Ever
Delivery from CPS (Chechen Parcel Service).
Delivery from CPS (Chechen Parcel Service).
maybe the bear tried to get loose?
Unattended package; that Isis uranium sure travels fast.
He is asking the NSA what he did do, since they know the future...
Its on lockdown because it will take some time to make up passable lies explaining how bo has everything under control.
Ugh, just remember if something happens to Obama we get stuck with Joe "I lost an election due to plagarism" Biden.
//What happened to ZH there?
Site offline. They going for you Tyler????
I think people are hitting it as it has news before the big boys can get their news approved....
False flag. Here we go.
If something did occur, with the current events in the background it could be kept a secret for a pretty long time, say several days.
when Monica was in the WH there never was an unattended package... just ask BJ... or Hildebeast....
BO: fuk i told the crack dealer never leave it unattended.....
Pissed BTFDers headed to 1600 Pa Ave.
Unattanded package? Seriously?
ROFLMFAO!!!!
I start to get a little edgy when these headlines come out and then the Hedge's web site suddenly goes down.
Yep, had an 'Oh Crap' moment myself.
Ok, good, I'm not the only one.
Putin told him earlier today that you can't do everything over the phone. "I'm sick of these unconstructive phone calls," he said. "I'm sending the Washington diplomatc attaché over to talk some sense into you." Obama took the message the wrong way, hit the panic button, hid under the desk in the Oval Office, and scrambled some SAC bombers out of California just in case Vlad tries to buzz the West Coast again.
Meanwhile Putin concluded that the American idiots are too inept to avoid starting World War III no matter what he does, because his every action is construed as provocation even though he is being as restrained and deferential as honor allows the leader of a sovereign state to be. You can't talk any sense into a clueless momma's boy like Obama who thinks he has something to prove. Even warning him that he is only hurting himself and causing pain and damage throughout the world get taken by him as a personal insult.
Somebody—foreign or domestic, it doesn't really matter who—needs to shackle this clown before he pushes us all over the edge.
he - obama really is a sick fuck. he tries to prove to black people that he is black. he tries to prove to white people he is white. he tries to prove to his wife that he is a man. he is trying to prove to everybody he can play golf (his hero is obviously tiger woods (in terms of fame and attention, a very succesful mongrol) - had it all, made bucks fucked the planet, etc.)
adults don't have to do anything to prove anything. they need to act when needed and enjoy life when not.
community organizer got his silly ass in way over his head, and even as lame as his 'staff' is - they are probably even laughing.
finaly... maybe they will arrest the traitor
Perfect time for that military coup.
Have you been in a coma since september 2001, or just graduated?
Now that Israel is invading the Gaza it all unravels quickly. The Arab countries are going to have a cause to die for.
The unattended package turned out to be a delivery of Obama's new golf clubs - lock down is officially OFF -- and instead its OFF to the tees!
CIA tried to down Putins jet, O'Clown goes into hiding. Man up to it, ya fucking pussy!
Could all these events be leading up to Christine Lagarde's numerology?
Taking what little I keep in the bank out in the morning, if it's still there.
Lockdown? That's rediculous. Does it mean the Whitehouse is an actual target? That's clearly not possible. For it to be true an incredibly stupid series of events would to have to have been persued such as: we would've had to have brought the only other super nuclear power with rockets aimed at us, to a point of provacation. Nobody could be that stupid. We'd have to have alienated a whole world of good will by militaristic and political brinksmanship. Rediculous! We would have to be backing the EXACT wrong people in the world, like dictators, rascists, slave owners, and blind rageful killers. This is America, not some retarded Twilight Zone episode.
Yo yo yo Barry you're smoking too much pot, it causes paranoia, can ya pardon yourself? LOL ya I laughed too, Yes you can, si su puede.
Do it dude come out, but first legalize yourself so you can't be deported, you don't want to limit marketing, movie or book deals, and everywhere else sucks, that's why you're here lootin.
How does an unattended (suspicious) package get past the gates of the Whitehouse?? Secret service, sniffing dogs, X ray, bomb sniffing analysis, spotters, etc. etc.!
What a fucking bad Hollywood show... Ridiculous... Noone believes this shit anymore...
Probably an emergency delivery of snacks.
How does an unattended (suspicious) package get past the gates of the Whitehouse?? Secret service, sniffing dogs, X ray, bomb sniffing analysis, spotters, etc. etc.!
That may be a lying excuse for this:
https://href.li/?http://rt.com/news/173672-malaysia-plane-crash-putin/
Maybe someone missed the right plane...
moochelle burned the grits again?
One can only speculate on the circumcised dick our President has up his ass on "lockdown"!
So they are willing to lockdown the White House over an "unattended package" but not the U.S.-Mexican border over an invasion of illegal aliens, drug runners, MS-13 recruiters, and an untold number of cases of disease?
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TG
So they are willing to lockdown the White House over an "unattended package" but not the U.S.-Mexican border over an invasion of illegal aliens, drug runners, MS-13 recruiters, and an untold number of cases of disease?
Superb ;-)
+106 ; I'm sorry I didn't think of that one.
OK...so on 7/17 someone (cough https://href.li/?http://rt.com/news/173672-malaysia-plane-crash-putin/ ) shot down a Boeing 777.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYmViPTndxw
OK...so on 7/17 someone (cough https://href.li/?http://rt.com/news/173672-malaysia-plane-crash-putin/ ) shot down a Boeing 777.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYmViPTndxw
He's not that smart
Lock-Down My Ass. This is another of O'Goebbels' front page distraction attempts (maybe I spelled that name wrong).
Barry would never let an 'unattended package' go without his personal close attention.