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And Now The White House Is On Lockdown

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A day that couldn't get any more bizarre, just did.

  • WHITE HOUSE PLACED ON LOCKDOWN, ABC NEWS TWEETS

Why, was Obama trying to run away?

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Update: It's all good, Obama is not running away:

  • WHITE HOUSE LOCKDOWN FOR ’UNATTENDED PACKAGE’: FLY CITES ABC
 

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Fri, 07/18/2014 - 07:52 | 4972569 lakecity55
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just some weed, coke, or viberators.

move along.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 17:31 | 4970232 Herdee
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Surprised that the Whitehouse hasn't been locked down a lot more.One of the highest crime areas in America is within walking distance.I remember a number of years back when they'd get the odd stray shot hit them from out of nowhere.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 17:31 | 4970237 TruthTalker
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He's not that smart

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 17:34 | 4970250 rsnoble
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People led to believe they can't win against this gov't and a goddamn box just shut their asses down.

Hitler was a fucking wimp.

Obama works out with 10lb dumbbells.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 17:35 | 4970254 Infinite QE
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Michelle/Michael finally broke down, took off her jock strap and is running around the corridors pantless screaming "I'm the Big Swinging Dick In This Place, "I'm the Big Swinging Dick"

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 17:35 | 4970255 darteaus
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Lockdown?!

I hope they have an indoor driving range and practice green, or the pResident is going to drive everyone nuts.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 17:45 | 4970305 Yen Cross
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    Anyone getting the old "siteflow offline"  page over the last 10 minutes or so? 

  I guess  El Presidente'  broke his handicap at the "White House" basement put-put course.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 17:49 | 4970323 demoses
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Lockdown till the golf clubs are found! There must be a russian spy somewhere in the WH taking the golf clubs hostage. Do not fear... CIA has its best ppl looking for them.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 18:05 | 4970400 medium giraffe
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Lockdown, limit down, what difference, at this point, does it make?

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 18:09 | 4970417 Dre4dwolf
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Can we lock everyone in lose the key and cut the phone/electric and water lines? that would be great.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 18:38 | 4970560 monad
Thu, 07/17/2014 - 18:46 | 4970605 Sathington Willougby
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Finding Bigfoot team has Michelle "Sasquatch" Obama cornered.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 20:49 | 4971258 Emergency Ward
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She keeps babbling something about an Easter egg hunt on the White House lawn.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 18:57 | 4970678 Loose Caboose
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On the 17th day of the 7th month, a boeing 777, flight MH 17 is shot from the sky.  Lagarde did tell us to watch for the 7's.  That speech of hers in January now seems not only prophetic but creepy as fuck, given what is happening on this day. 

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 19:05 | 4970722 The Alarmist
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Time for a Planet of the Apes resest so that we don't have all this historical and numerological crap filling up our calendars.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 20:47 | 4971249 Emergency Ward
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On the seventh hour, of the seventh day,
of the seventh month, the seven doctors say,
he was born for good luck and that you see,
I got seven hundred dollars, now don't you mess with me.

-- Willie Dixon, "Hootchie Coochie Man"

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 19:13 | 4970759 Esculent 69
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Maybe the SEE EYE EH showed barry the same video he was shown when he became president.  the film that shows kennedy being killed from an angle no one has ever seen before.  

see eye eh- Sir.  It's time. 

barry- can i at least go the site where my fellows muslims bombs your country one last time?  then we can swing by a course for a quick (cough, cough) 18?  And finally can we lockdown the racist white house so i can have a coked up hump fest with michelle/michael without the dress so everyone can see him and me for the butt pirates that we are? yeah? well hotdog in a bunn.  My bunn that isis!

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 19:13 | 4970761 lex parsimoniae
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My first, and continuing reaction is; -who gives a f*ck-

funny line about the 'unattended package' tho. 

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 19:30 | 4970843 gdpetti
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No need to run with those underground transport systems linked to those SG underground hideaways.... which should come in handy next spring.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 19:44 | 4970907 are we there yet
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What does White House lock down mean? Extra seccurity? A wild wookie will eat intruders? Obama's mood meds are out of adjustment?

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 19:50 | 4970937 are we there yet
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Lock down just because bathhouse Berry watched 'Olympus Down' while smoking his own brand?

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 20:03 | 4971022 syntaxterror
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Barack's male escort try to skip out without a kiss goodbye?

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 21:02 | 4971324 Bossman1967
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You mean manly Micheal his man wife

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 21:01 | 4971317 Bossman1967
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Wow in all of history not one blog worry if that ass munch is ok in the Whitehorse. Sad time for America.

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 21:05 | 4971339 Bossman1967
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Update he is in new york Fundraising what a killer president but no photo ops must be smoking a doobie and some crack

Thu, 07/17/2014 - 22:22 | 4971675 Jano
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Would be fine, if he finally moves back to Kenya.

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