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President Obama's "Handouts" In 1 Cartoon

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Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:23 | 4978108 thatthingcanfly
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Hey, doesn't that Kalashnikov fall under the Ombargo of Russian goods?

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:35 | 4978159 RevRex
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The citizen should say "I got scabies, mumps and rubella from an Obama illegal alien"

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:14 | 4978280 JR
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Is that little kid maybe reaching for a rock? sarc/on

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:24 | 4978312 astroloungers
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That really is a repulsive image. That being said ... perhaps Sheila Jackson Lee can take a bag of Lollipops to the kids in Gaza. Make them feel better.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:38 | 4978362 gtb
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You're talking about Merkel...right?

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:46 | 4978540 old naughty
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"...make them feel better." Don't you get it? They'll never feel better, not towards Obumland, or Obumpeople.

That has always been the plan, no?

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:57 | 4978569 Zadok
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The need to sarc tag the obvious is getting old...

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:05 | 4978593 Sages wife
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Or ice cream truck.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:43 | 4978363 sylviasays
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Restrictions placed by Congress in appropriations legislation prohibit funding for “any entity effectively controlled by Hamas, any power sharing government of which Hamas is a member, or that results from an agreement with Hamas and over which Hamas exercises undue influence.”


In March 2009, then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that the United States intends to provide $900 million of U.S. taxpayer dollars assistance for the "Palestinian Authority" in the Hamas-run Gaza.

In April 2012, then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced that the Obama administration would send $147 million of U.S. taxpayer dollars to the West Bank and the "Palestinian Authority" in Hamas-run Gaza. The month before that, the Obama administration circumvented Congress and gave $1.5 billion of U.S.taxpayer dollars to the Muslim Brotherhood-run Egyptian government.

In 2013, Obama ordered a waiver of congressional restrictions on direct funding of the "Palestinian Authority" in the Hamas-run Gaza, clearing the way for more U.S. aid. In the one-page waiver, Obama said he was taking the action due to the "national security interests" of the United States. Obama waived the restrictions set by Congress and directed that $500 million of U.S taxpayer dollars be sent to the "Palestinian Authority" in the Hamas-run Gaza.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:05 | 4978594 JR
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We’re talking about self-determination of a people. And Gazan people have decided that they want to be represented by Hamas.

The bottom line is: with the massive foreign aid given to Israel, much of it used to make war on Gaza and the West Bank; then it becomes a moral imperative either to give a struggling people like Hamas foreign aid or stop all the foreign aid to everybody and be done with it.

Unfortunately, the Palestinian people and responsible Americans have lost representation in the US Congress. And when you lose representation in the US Congress, you lose it. Period.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 22:21 | 4978816 Nick Jihad
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If Hamas is "struggling", where do they get the money for all those rockets?

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 03:41 | 4979154 giovanni_f
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AIPAC troll - this is a completely irrelevant question. Israel needs these rockets to justify its ethernal war against the palestinians (read: ethnical cleansing). Who actually pays for the weapons doesn't matter at all.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 07:56 | 4979276 Bendromeda Strain
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Israel needs these rockets to justify its ethernal war against the palestinians (read: ethnical cleansing).

So the rockets come from Israel... I see


Sun, 07/20/2014 - 09:23 | 4979369 giovanni_f
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Yes, troll.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:42 | 4978373 CognacAndMencken
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This "Handouts" cartoon is a little absurd.  After 8 years of neo-conservative war mongering during the Bush administration, Obama has ended the war in Iraq and announced plans (WH Rose Garden, 5/27/14) to end combat operations in Afghanistan by the end of 2014. Only carnival barkers like Michelle Bachmann think that helping the Syrian rebels fight Bashar al-Assad is akin to arming terrorists.  

If you want to have a discussion about arming terrorists, you'd probably want to start with right-wing superhero Ronald Reagan. Throughout most of the 1980's, Reagan funded, armed and trained the Afghan mujahideen (Taliban) and basically created al-Qaeda. Our war against al Qaeda is essentially a war against a terrorist juggernaut created by Reagan and the CIA during his administration. If you want more information, look up "Operation Cyclone."

When Reagan dedicates it to the "people" of Afghanistan, he specifically means the mujahideen resistance fighters.... the same people who are called the "Taliban" today.   


Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:51 | 4978391 boattrash
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Cognac, and yet, with that fucking knowledge of Regan, you STILL think there is a difference in the 2 parties. Jeeeez

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:47 | 4978541 The Alarmist
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Maybe, maybe not.  The Mujahadeen and the Taliban who followed them would likely have been fine with being left alone in their little corner of the world, but a bunch of disaffected Arabs, many of whom were Saudi, decided that Afghanistan would be a lovely place from which to do business, but they had a lot of branch offices in places that could hardly be described as anti-American.  The Reagan doctrine succeeded in its goal to roll back Soviet expansion, but it failed only in leaving a vacuum in which other hostile forces could operate, and, quite frankly, that sort of blowback was not forseeable.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:59 | 4978572 DaveyJones
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war, money, oil, terrorism, drugs and hookers. These boys are all the same

and as an empire goes down, each "leader" gets worse

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:01 | 4978579 old naughty
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If someone hands you a gift (eh, his-story) and you do not accept, who owns the gift?

Perhaps should try sell it to the Afaghans and Iragis...

coz even the hands-out folks are waking up.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:08 | 4978595 old naughty
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Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:21 | 4978478 SofaPapa
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"Obama has ended the war in Iraq"

And yet is sending in new troops to continue that war today.  

One of two possibilities: either you are attempting the path of Million Dollar Bonus, in which case, his was such a caricature it was funny, yours is not funny.  Or you are serious, in which case I truly cannot even comprehend how you could write a sentence like the one I start this reply with.

In either case, you are a waste of time, and from here on I will ignore all postings of yours.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:06 | 4978600 Da Yooper
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IF you are going to DIG up Reagan




do it right & dig UP LBJ


his "great society" fucked the country good & handed us off to the bankers......OY

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 07:59 | 4979279 Bendromeda Strain
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If you're going to dig up LBJ, then do it right and burn Wilson's bones...

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:16 | 4978621 Bill of Rights
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It may be absurd, but its your stupidity thats really fascinating.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:37 | 4978682 flysofree
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That image is photoshopped!!!!

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 08:06 | 4979284 Seize Mars
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Nice pic. Some asshole points a gun at my kid's on.

Edit: BTW the difference between that picture and this one?

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 09:08 | 4979352 hot sauce technician
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Hedgeless, for such a savvy ZHer you have committed the rookie mistake of posting a photoshopped image and presenting it as authentic portrayal of reality. Notice how the woman is walking through a checkpoint manned by an armed soldier yet isn't even looking in his direction. In fact she looks like she's taking a stroll through a casba and is eyeing some product that caught her attention. In short, she and her son are completely oblivious to their surrounding,  to the point of disbelief. Nice work on being "useful". 

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 09:18 | 4979365 Seize Mars
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Israeli border guards don't point guns at children? I'm so relieved.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 10:00 | 4979480 hot sauce technician
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I'm sure all the bleeding hearts here have expressed the same horror at the atrocities of the Syrian, Somalian, Sudanese or <insert one of the tens of ongoing bloody conflicts in the world today> wars as they have at under most definitions, Israeli self defense. If that's not antisemitism then I don't know what is.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 10:19 | 4979531 PrintemDano
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I'm no big fan of Israel, or the "Chosen People" in general, but I do agree with your sentiment.  

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 11:06 | 4979660 Seize Mars
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Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:31 | 4978336 Eyeroller
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AND a "Hope and Change" tee-shirt!

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:35 | 4978160 NoDebt
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Only in the US.  Outside the US we give them away like party favors.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:52 | 4978209 Pool Shark
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The 2nd Amendment as interpreted by Obama:

"A well regulated [militia] counter-cultural assault force being necessary to the security of [a free state] the President's cronies, the right of  [the people] drug cartels, Islamic terrorist cells and fascist police-state law enforcement agencies to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."


Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:16 | 4978289 kaiserhoff
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Phone Dude be too white.

Pear shape looks right.  Contemporary American Walmart Shoppah Chique.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:50 | 4978549 The Alarmist
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OK, that's raycis, fatist, and anti-Walmartist.  There's a special place in drone hell(fire) for you.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:08 | 4978267 Urban Redneck
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how right you are...

Which is why German Sig Sauer firearms (in addition to Kalashnikovs) are banned in the US right now.

Obama doesn't want to stop the lilliputians from buying guns, he just to limit the selection to overpriced low-quality guns manufactured by a division Cerberus Capital, so 100% of the profit flows to his Wall Street massas. (Any color you want as long as it's black...)

You can still get the crappy Made-in-the-USA Sigs, but the top end SAN (Swiss) Sigs are even hard to come by in Switzerland right now (if you need a replacement rifle barrel)

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:45 | 4978699 e_goldstein
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The p226 x-5 and x-6 and maybe the p220 super match/ match elite are the only current models that are affected by the ban. Soon, these models will be produced in the US as well. I own 3 sig handguns. One made in Germany, 2 made in the US, with a 2014 229 sse being the newest (purchased early this year). There is no discernible difference in the quality when comparing the three. The only thing I don't like about the new sigs is the long external extractor. My opinion is based more on aesthetics than functionality however.

But yeah, the Swiss Sigs and the x-5 x-6 are mechanical works of art and genius, and if I could find one, I would be tempted to sell a kidney to be able to afford a Swiss 550. Then again, if I started selling organs to buy guns, I would probably sell the other kidney to buy a Korth revolver as well.


Sun, 07/20/2014 - 14:54 | 4980558 espirit
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There is another option - OPK's.

(other peoples kidneys)

Jus' Sayin'.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 08:06 | 4979285 Seize Mars
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Correct. Astute observation.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:42 | 4978183 Mr Pink
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Geez, even the dude who drew this cartoon was afraid to make the phone dude black. What a country full of "p" words

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:47 | 4978198 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Should have been a cartoon of Reggie with Obama fudgepacking from behind

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:28 | 4978329 kaiserhoff
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Pussification prodigiously in progress?

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:38 | 4978361 Mr Pink
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Please! Do not use the "p" word. You might offend some pussies

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:41 | 4978528 slipperyPete50
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I only log in once every 3 months to cheer lead someone who lines up exactly with my take on life.

Yea, the pussies have taken over. I won't elaborate on who I've blasted as being as much...but you're spot on.

Time for a new real American third party. The 'Anti-Pussy' party is the non-PC title. Need to dumb that down for the stupid just a tad to do the necessary fund raising I suppose. With or without an official party, seems ripe time to put all the pussies (or is it pussys? Call out to Google dictionary please) in their place.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:21 | 4978114 kill switch
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I’ve got a hard-on for guns..

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:23 | 4978118 Miffed Microbio...
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I didn't even get a phone. Maybe I'll get a pony! Oh yeah I forgot...I'm a wage slave and I just need to man the oars until I die.


Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:48 | 4978202 knukles
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Maybe he'll getchu a unicorn next year.
A nice rainbow colored shiny unicorn.
All for yourself.
Which you can share with about 100 or so 2 legged sand fleas coming to a neighborhood hear you!

Come to think of it, you got lots and lots of "stuff"...each kid of 100 or so, has at least 1 outbreak of scabies, 1 communicable disease thought to have long been eradicated in the US, 2 or more lower GI bugs, 1 or more of any of a variety of chest inflammations bordering on an including in 5 ot of 6 kids, TB, polio, Ebola and mental illnesses galore.

All for you, Miffed.
Lucky girl!

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:53 | 4978216 The Chief
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We keep you alive to serve this ship. Row well and live.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:44 | 4978708 MonsterBox
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"Work will set you free."

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 10:24 | 4979541 PrintemDano
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Arbeit Macht Frei!
Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:24 | 4978645 crazzziecanuck
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Obama and his masters haven't given people squat.

$500 million for Syrian terrorists and nothing for the citizens of Detroit.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 10:26 | 4979552 PrintemDano
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True enough, but just because he shouldn't be giving my slave labor money to Syrian Terrorists doesn't mean he should pour my money down the liberal rathole that Detroit has become either.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:23 | 4978119 Urban Redneck
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Even the Obama-phone lady is now suffering buyer's remorse-

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:04 | 4978253 RafterManFMJ
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Golly, I yearn for the day when she can step into a time machine, and emerge into the voting booth then punch herself in the back of the head.

Next, another jump back to where she can abort herself.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:43 | 4978366 grekko
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Close, but no cigar.  This chick was the "Obama's gonna pay my morgage" chick.  But a good video anyway.  She educated herself and learned a valuable lesson about big mouthed politicians.  Now she's just like us... cynical about everything they say. 


When they tell me the sky is blue, I wait for an impartial party to give me a second opinion as I don't trust my eyes with all the chemtrails.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 07:24 | 4979240 Urban Redneck
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There's more than one? This wasn't some one-off freak aberration? There's just no way I can move back to the US until they find a cure for stupid.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:24 | 4978120 Government need...
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Now, now.  Choose hOpe over cynicism.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:30 | 4978135 Zero Govt
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Cynicism Rules right now

when the US Presidents best line is, 'today is a new day', which is so fuking inane you wonder how long he took to work that moronic statement out   

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:44 | 4978188 Jendrzejczyk
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Tomorrow is a new day full of promise and hope for change for the better looking forward. The future is ours and theirs.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:50 | 4978205 Zero Govt
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no Jen ...all Obumma said was 'today is a new day' 

that's it mate ..nothing else ..nothing remotely inspiring

he got a big clap from his supporters which shows just how pitiful party activists are nowadays 

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:37 | 4978360 grekko
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not long, he has a speechwriter.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:39 | 4978526 MsCreant
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We are mediocre-ing our selves to death.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:54 | 4978557 slipperyPete50
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Wtf do you expect out of a general population that thinks critical thinking is done in 140 characters or less, mostly less, at a time?

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:25 | 4978121 Zero Govt
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the US Govt is without shadow of a doubt the biggest global terrorrist organisation on the planet

..and has been for decades

Malaysia probably called the CIA in the 1st 10 minutes of the aircraft being lost to see if they'd done it and could help with the search

they're the 'go to' terrorist organisation when things blow up anywhere


Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:40 | 4978178 chunga
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Remember this from back in May?

Former Prime Minister Of Malaysia Accuses CIA Of Covering Up MH-370 Disappearance

6. Clearly Boeing and certain agencies have the capacity to take over “uninterruptible control” of commercial airliners of which MH370 B777 is one.

I keep doing 7-7+7 and keep getting three letter acronyms?


Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:55 | 4978227 worbsid
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could that have been the case with MH17?

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:58 | 4978231 Zero Govt
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Chunga, your May Malaysian plane crash is what i was referring to

on that occasion the Malay Govt rang the CIA first 10mins of the crash to see if they could help

on that occasion i believe there was a fire on board ..the pilot was very experienced and took action to get to the nearest airport ..didn't manage it that far very unfortunately! 

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:59 | 4978571 slipperyPete50
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Agreed - time for the US citizenry to rise up and show them who's in control.  Dimes to donuts, properly motivated, not sure what the hell we're waiting for, we can beat the shyte out of them - I have a feeling they're sizing us up continually actually and are placing bets on who will come out on top.  What the hell are we waiting for?

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:25 | 4978129 Platinum
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Bullies prefer victims that can't/won't defend themselves.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:50 | 4978207 UnpatrioticHoarder
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Malaysia are being picked on because they don't have a great power to look out for them, then they go and find Israel guilty of war crimes. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:15 | 4978611 JR
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You may see some strong indictment of what Israel has become and what it is doing to the people of Gaza. But you will never see a stronger attack on the State of Israel than the one delivered by Justin Raimondo yesterday,

The killing of the boys on the beach was the last straw for this well-known opponent of war.

As Raimondo charged yesterday:

“Why does al-Qaeda target civilians, including children? Why do the Syrian rebels? Because as a military doctrine terrorism works: it can cow a people into submission, it can cause them to give up and flee their homes – which is precisely what the Israelis want to accomplish in Gaza. Even now as I write they are invading Gaza City with ground forces after warning the populace to evacuate. Their goal is to solve the Palestinian Problem once and for all, or at least the Gaza Problem – by reoccupying it as a prelude to annexing most of the West Bank. The dream of Greater Israel – the key plank in the ruling Likud party platform – is about to be realized.”

“[Max]Boot, the consummate neocon, avers the killing [of the four Palestinian boys instantly killed, and several wounded, playing on the beach in Gaza by an Israeli missile] – or, rather, the fact that a photo of it merited front page placement in the New York Times – is ‘deeply harmful and counterproductive for Israel,’ but one must ask: how so? Only for those in the West who are paying close attention, and the Israelis couldn’t care less about that as long as Washington stands by and looks the other way as Tel Aviv carries out a calculated slaughter.”

Continues Raimondo in his column, Israel Kills – For the Fun of It:

“Torat Ha’Melech is wildly popular in Israel in spite of the controversy it aroused, and as the Israeli political leadership fanned the flames of hatred and vigilantism – culminating in the burning to death of Mohammad Abu Khdeir – the pogrom advocated by these two rabbinc nutjobs and their numerous supporters was carried out. Just as it is being carried out by the IDF in Gaza today. The crazed genocidal doctrine of Shapira and Elitzur isn’t some fringe phenomenon: it is the national spirit – and military doctrine – of the state of Israel.

“This is why the ‘two-state solution’ is an illusion: would you want to live in the same country with a population of committed genocidal maniacs? Israel cannot be reformed or ‘saved’: it can only be dismantled. The whole society is poisoned by hatred, racism, and a quasi-religious ideology rivaled in its violent fanaticism only by groups like al-Qaeda and ISIS. The Israelis are demonstrating this every day as they wantonly dismember Palestinian children while celebrating their own brutality. They don’t care what the West thinks – as long as the ‘aid’ spigot isn’t turned off. They are sadists, pure and simple, who murder for the sheer joy of it.

“As such, the rest of humanity has only one option: to turn our backs on them, to boycott and isolate them, to sanction them and drive them out of the international community. A poll recently cited Israel as the main danger to peace on earth, and this is absolutely true. Until the world is rid of this nuclear-armed rogue state, none of us are safe.”

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 22:12 | 4978790 chunga
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That poll was more than ten years ago. I bet polls like that now are in the forbidden zone.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 23:55 | 4978989 Docnyc
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Justin Raimondo is one of my favorite writers... Eloquent, prescient, timely and pithy. Generally, he delivers a new piece every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:26 | 4978131 stant
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Keep on rockin in the third world , mr young

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:58 | 4978210 knukles
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Oh, the irony of it all...
Rockin in the Free World with the Russian Air Force Choir...


Yeah, a fee concert in Helsinki, with Russian backup military singers....
Thanks bosses...
Ain't ever gonna get this good again.



Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall....

Our children, grand children and generations thereafter are gonna want our nuts crucified for this shit.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:27 | 4978137 Grouchy Marx
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I, my children, and my grandchildren, got the bill. 

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 15:01 | 4980584 espirit
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@ GM

Let others take on that psychological burden.

I for one, do not accept that imposed debt has to be repaid.  Screw that and them.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:28 | 4978143 MASTER OF UNIVERSE

The Bush administartion gave the drug cartels and the terrorists too much money if they can now afford 'O'Bummer guns' and NSA Traced by APP

phones IMHO. Oh, I forgot, the Bush administartion is the MIC. I guess if the Bush Bros. have decided to live by the gun they will end up dying by the gun if the Bible is at all accurate.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:35 | 4978153 Zero Govt
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you may have missed the news the Chief of US Justice's department has been gunrunning across the Mexican border

Eric Holder, upholder of US Law, breaking laws, border controls, unlicensed guns, usurping foriegn Customs checks, the list goes on..

how is this sick illegal law-breaking joke/jerk still Chief of US Justice?

because the Law, like Govt, is a sick joke ..on us all


Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:39 | 4978174 Offthebeach
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Didn't President Hussein say that the illegals were fleeing armed gangs and violence?

Wonder were the cartels got the guns.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 23:06 | 4978917 MASTER OF UNIVERSE

Yes, I missed the news, sorry about that. I am from CANADA and I don't read much American news because it is depressing. Being from CANADA,

I cannot be expected to read up on the Mexico border problems which are also pretty damn depressing. I get that the gubberment is a sick joke but I was unaware of Holder's antics. What is a Canadian to do? I have been down arrowed to dog house status for how long?

NOTE: I'll bet those PSYOP dudes are down arrowing me for all the kind words I said to them yesterday. Frankly, I don't up or down arrow at all and have only done it a few times. Prosocial behaviour and classical conditioning are a bad mix IMHO. Critical thinkers don't write for approval IMHO. With the introduction of up/down arrowing we have

a move in terms of thought/free speech towards concensus and that forms ingroup/outgroup biases that are regressive in terms of thinking and expression. I always go against the grain and stir the shit storm just for FUN. I'll try to stay up to date on current events in the news. Thanks for pointing out why everyone is down arrowing.


Sun, 07/20/2014 - 11:39 | 4979807 Emergency Ward
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I've been a proponent of Pussy Riot occupying the White House.

Fuck, occupy the UP ARROWERS too, what are you, an UP ARROW shill?

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:33 | 4978157 thatthingcanfly
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You covered a lot of ground there.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:41 | 4978169 Zero Govt
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so has Eric Holder.. illegally ...unless he tunneled assault rifles under the Mexican border

meanwhile his boss, President Obumma, fly's illegals over the top of the Mexican border

the Mexican Customs don't know where to begin anymore, the US Govt has made a complete farce of the borders

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:36 | 4978168 RevRex
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"but but but Busch did it two"




STFU loser.....

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:00 | 4978192 Zero Govt
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Busch or Bush?!

if it's the latter I don't know how he's still walking around alive ...his Facebook is smattered in you bloody murderous ahole false war posts ..a few from me too

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:16 | 4978286 Walt D.
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Busch? I thought that was his daughters! Bush joke - Bush was an environmentalist - his daughters recycled their beer bottles!

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:43 | 4978185 hobopants
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The Bush administration is the Obama can change the pieces on the board all you want, but the players and the game remain the same.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 08:07 | 4979286 Direct Democracy
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Representative democracy no longer works.  Time for a Direct Democracy.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 08:22 | 4979299 Ghordius
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Direct Democracy alone does not work well, either

the real, interesting trend we are witnessing is what I'd call (if I'd use this kind of labels) Representative Democracy 2.0

RD supplemented by DD... at party level. In Europe, we are witnessing more and more political parties making their card carrying members more and more involved directly, with votes, internet tools like blogs and online voting, etc. etc.

because DD can answer... but the very framing of the question makes the answer... relative

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 11:28 | 4979758 Emergency Ward
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George and Barry share the same stunted mental and moral growth.  To them, bombing Asians means never having to say you're sorry.

"Another one for the US War Machine!  I've never been so proud of being an American..."

"Shucks, Barry, you did one hell of a job on that wedding party!  Couldn't have done better myself."

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:48 | 4978201 Jendrzejczyk
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Welcome to ZH.

You may be the worst troll ever.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:07 | 4978263 MASTER OF UNIVERSE

I clearly stepped in it. Thanks for the welcome note. :|

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:54 | 4978224 BeetleBailey
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fuck off shithead....jesus fucking tits....fuck....OFF

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:03 | 4978250 Jendrzejczyk
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Saturday night humor....

Master of _______________.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:10 | 4978603 MsCreant
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I keep wanting to play your game, I'm working it hard here. The problem is, there is nothing that comment leads me to believe he has mastered except maybe "baiting." He is crying "Help, I've fallen into a paradigm and I can't get up." Medical Alert can't do shit for him. He has been here long enough to absorb the idea that red team and blue team is the same team, all corporately sponsored, so I have to assume the ignorance is willful.

I came up with:

  • Boot licking
  • Presidential Cock Sucking
  • Schartz


Sat, 07/19/2014 - 23:29 | 4978953 MASTER OF UNIVERSE

The red team tends not to invade countries with ground wars. The blue team always invades countries with ground wars. At least O'Bummer

has not fucking launched you into another Iraq or bombed the new World Trade Center. O'Bummer does have his faults and if I were an American citizen I would always vote for the blue team but on the surface of judgement as to which team has a less violent leadership, I would have to go with the God damned red team, unfortunately. Democrats are much more diplomatic than Republicans IMHO. wtf? am I expected to know American politics and history before ranting on thread?

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 10:20 | 4979527 MsCreant
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  • "The red team tends not to invade countries with ground wars." Bush 1, Bush 2. Both invaded with ground wars.
  • "The blue team always invades countries with ground wars." Both teams do it.
  • "At least O'Bummer has not fucking launched you into another Iraq or bombed the new World Trade Center." He tried with Syria until Putin embarrassed him, there is evidence he is backing Ukraine. Don't know yet, he may have been responsible for this plane being shot out of the sky, kinda like 9/11.
  • "O'Bummer does have his faults and if I were an American citizen I would always vote for the blue team but on the surface of judgement as to which team has a less violent leadership, I would have to go with the God damned red team, unfortunately."  Huh? That statement is a mess. 
  • "Democrats are much more diplomatic than Republicans IMHO." What does this even mean if you think the Republicans are less violent. Inconsistent.
  • "wtf? am I expected to know American politics and history before ranting on thread?" Yes. But you know this and this is the tell that you are trolling. Enjoy!
Sun, 07/20/2014 - 11:54 | 4979883 MASTER OF UNIVERSE

In CANADA the red team is the Liberal Party and the blue team is the Conservative Party. I think I am confused as to which team is which in the USA? My assumption was that the red team is Democrat and the blue team is Republican. Judging by the response above I have all this ass backwards, right? I have always viewed the democrats as less violent

than the Republicans. Nixon, Reagan, Bush were warmongers in the extreme. Kennedy, Carter, Clinton were clearly less violent human beings.

The Bush era warmongering was too much for moi and the killing of civilians for the false flag op of 911 was too fucking much IMHO. O'Bummer does have his faults but he is not a violent man like George Bush. I appreciate O'Bummer compared to Bush era violence. O'Bummer is a diplomat and a statesman compared to Bush. Moreover, O'Bummer would _never_ employ someone like Donald Rumsfeld IMHO. I appreciate the response you gave, thanks.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 15:34 | 4980667 2bit Hoarder
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they just do it in less obvious (and media blackout supported) ways.  look up how many people in Iraq starved to death due to indiscriminate Clinton sanctions.  Look up Madeline Albright saying "it was worth it" when asked about the hundreds of thousands of children who starved to death under Clinton sanctions .. you know, the ones you never heard about because the media is corrupt.  learn to think for yourself, then come back to ZH.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:22 | 4978306 boattrash
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Sooo, now we get...MASTERBATOR OF UNIVERSE...nuf said

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:33 | 4978156 Reaper
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The rest of us got Obama's lies and the bill.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:11 | 4978273 SDShack
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"Hope & Change" was nothing but "Hoax & Chains"

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:58 | 4978238 kchrisc
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One must be sponsored by the CIA to get free guns.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:15 | 4978281 boattrash
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kchrisc, kinda sorta, but not really... another example of domestic terrorists receiving arms.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 21:07 | 4978599 kchrisc
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You are so correct. The federalized, centralized, gun and badge thugs are gearing up for more treasonous war against the American people and country.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:28 | 4978295 JustObserving
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Why the fuck does nobody point out that Obama is a traitor to America because he handed over all the data collected by NSA on Americans over to Israel without any legal restrictions since March 2009? Note that the NSA spies on the Supreme Court, Congress and White House.

You have to be brain-dead to not be outraged by your sovereignty being handed to a foreign power.  That is the ultimate betrayal of your trust in your leader.  Why has he not been impeached?

In what universe, a traitor has 41% approval?

A secret memo provided by former National Security Agency (NSA) contractor Edward Snowden to the British Guardian newspaper reveals that the US spy agency is funneling raw intelligence data, including information from intercepted communications of US citizens, to Israeli intelligence.

“The National Security Agency routinely shares raw intelligence with Israel without first sifting it to remove information about US citizens,” the Guardianarticle by Glenn Greenwald, Laura Poitras and Ewen MacAskill reports.

The undated five-page memo records an agreement reached between the NSA and its Israeli counterpart, the ISNU (Israeli Sigint National Unit), in March 2009, during the first months of the Obama administration.

While insisting that the Israelis operate with deference to the US Constitution and law, the memo adds, “This agreement is not intended to create any legally enforceable rights and shall not be construed to be either an international agreement or a legally binding instrument according to international law.” In other words, in practice ISNU and the Israeli intelligence agency Mossad are free to do as they please.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:37 | 4978359 Duffy Duck
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Guy's chief of staff was rahm emmanuel for chrissakes.

But he's a secret Muslim....not a ziopuppet?


I just keep waiting for the next "new pearl harbor"

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:55 | 4978560 The Alarmist
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Because the Actus Reus and Mens Rea of Traitor are open to very broad interpretation.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:47 | 4978383 lakecity55
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I think millions have pointed out he is a Traitor. Nobody has done anything about it.

Oh, well.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:26 | 4978321 Stinko da Munk
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Guns? Ponies? Phones?

I just want my fucking Social Security.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:15 | 4978461 Winston Churchill
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Lead ,or guillotine delivery.

Soyalent Security.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:33 | 4978509 Oldwood
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You, are out of luck.

They are handing out cash to potential voters. Old folks ain't their constituency.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:27 | 4978325 barre-de-rire
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Washington D.C : [driiiiiing]...[driiiiiing]

langley :  [pick up phone] yup, CIA.

D.C:  D.C here, mh17... any tip ?

langley : hold on.........[phone drop on table] BOB !!!! GIMME PETRO ON LINE N°2 !!!!

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 19:35 | 4978346 Hulk
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This is seriously funny on paper, in reality, its quite tragic...

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:25 | 4978492 barre-de-rire
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as long it is vastly forced to be tolerated by masses, nothing can be done.

to insist on the change, you have to slow down the technological ability making information edible as a burger on a mc donalds shelfs.

one day world cup, one day mh17, next day tour de france... no time to focus. this is our world now. no solution i see.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:41 | 4978529 nink
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call me 

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 20:50 | 4978550 buyingsterling
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Thanks to President Pimp, lots of little girls on their way here from central America and Mexico got a gift too!!! A sweaty, grunting rapist, violating their various orifices!!!!! Thousands of people's daughters got President Pimp's gift!!!

Since these children cannot be accounted for, many will literally be sold into sex slavery. Guess what? None of it would have happened without the actions of PRESIDENT PIMP, CHILD RAPIST.

He's earned a new name, please use it.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 23:23 | 4978946 windcatcher
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Do you mean the Gay Prince in Washington?

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 08:35 | 4979310 ncdirtdigger
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Fat white guy got a higher insurance premium.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 10:12 | 4979513 robertocarlos
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The guy with the phone s doing more damage to America than the guys with the guns.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 13:39 | 4980231 eishund
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ROFL. A chip is cheaper than a phone. If we don't want da chip, we gotta get a gun. And it definitely won't be from Mr. O.

Sun, 07/20/2014 - 14:24 | 4980439 zerohedgejjxxzz12
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why is there only two teams? there should be a green team as well to offset the thugs,

American people take your money and create a green team!

 Put a cap on corporate donations!

put a cap on personll donations!

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