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WB7: (If you're still reading this thread), we've created the characters but you can bring them to life. You have my permission (if you think mine are decent), I'm quite sure the others won't mind.
The Canibus -Floats above other pieces when lit.
The Crony: gets two sequential moves.
Rminds me of the endless English running on about the "level playing field" and "it's got to be Cricket, you know"; ie. played by the rules; which was always the furthest thing from their minds and which you were destined to find out in good time.
Dress British ... think Yiddish.
The Usurer gets 2 points whenever a piece on their side moves & 1 point when the other side moves, then they can exchange these points to move out of turn, bring dead pieces to life & dictate the other pieces (of shit) moves.
The Clinton: The ablility to be at at two places at once...
"The best example is Young’s double-slit experiment. Coherent light is passed through a barrier with two slits. On an observation screen behind it, there is a pattern made of light and dark stripes. The experiment can be carried out not only with light, but also particles - for example, electrons. If single electrons are sent, one after the other, through the open Young double slit, then a stripe-shaped interference pattern appears on the photo plate behind it."
http://phys.org/news7144.html
TPTB: whenever it gets attacked, it teleports to any safe square and then one of the pawns is removed from the board.
The bankster: can repossess the castle, errr, I mean rook.
TPTB is a transparent piece on stilts so it can stand above any square, even if that square is already occupied. When TPTB stands above a piece from it's own side, it can direct that piece to break all the rules of chess and kill any other piece on the board except for the opponent's king and the opponent's TPTB. TPTB, however, CAN direct a bishop, knight or rook to replace the opponent's king with one of it's own kings.
As I mentioned before, when TPTB is attacked TPTB is teleported to any other square and a pawn dies. But coming to think of it, if attacked by a pawn then that is the pawn that dies. If attacked by a rook, bishop or knight then one of TPTB's pawns dies. If the player has no pawns then one of the player's other pieces dies. TPTB never dies. It just changes sides. Coming to think of it, all TPTB are transparent and so it looks exactly like the opponent's TPTB. TPTBs are all on the same side.
When TPTB directs one of its own pawns to kill an enemy piece, the pawn also dies (so there are no witnesses).
The Suicide Bomber Pawn: Kills all pieces, friend or foe, in a three square radius.
The WMD Pawn and the Bin Laden Bishop: You need one of these to start the game. Err, correction: You need to accuse your opponent of having one of these and then you can start the game. At the end of the game you can forget they even exist.
The Rehypothecator Pawn: looks and acts exactly like a normal pawn except it creates a paper queen on every move. The paper queens can move any distance or direction as per a real queen, but can not kill any of the opponent's pieces until the rehypothecator gets to the end of the board, as per usual pawn. At that point, all the paper queens disappear except one, which then becomes a real queen. The rehypothecator pawn then magically reappears at it's starting position from the beginning of the game, killing any piece, friend or foe, that is currently in that square, including the king but not TPTB (which is instantly teleported elsewhere).
If the rehypothecator pawn is killed before it gets to the end of the board then all the paper queens vanish, and for every paper queen that was on the board, the opponent gets to remove one of the player's real pieces, except, of course, for the king and TPTB.
Paper queens can not be killed, except as described above.
The Marc Rich - breaks the rules... Gets a pardon
The Corzine - when the Marc Rich piece finally does die, the Corzine piece is sued the next day... coincidentally. Dead men tell no tales.
The Himpton - turns the rules (constitution) into a doctrine of politically convenient toilet paper.
Good shit!
Calling Milton Bradley now.
The New Music Entertainment Moguls: ...where anything white... "ain't" all right...
The New Justice Department: ...same thing...
The New Dominant Voting Blocs: ...ditto...
(not enough storage space on the ZH servers here... to go on, and on and on and on...
...peace...
The Debt Serf--Only moves as instructed by opposing player.
The Vaporizer--Never gets cornered.
The Maestro--No one seems to be able to understand what the rules say.
the maestro is able to add new pieces at his (or her own) discretion
Eric,
Turn the board 90 degrees!
Deleted - Dupe
Eric Holder...
Where's Kai "Smash Smash SMASH!" The Hachet Man when you really need him?
Where are the men from the grassy knoll when you really need them?
Black queen's ready to fork white king and rook once the white bishop gets smoked out of the way. Look's like we're on the hook to pay for another luxury vaca next week/month/year. Let's give it up for the black queen, she's got all the moves.
That's quite a stretch for a Wookie.
quite a stretch for a Wookie...
Agreed. But I can't see the rest of the board.
White should be keeping black in check to prevent any additional waste of taxpayer billed/collected frns. White bishops are woefully underestimated in their ability to wreak havok and create opportunities to win the victory.
Truth triumphs political expediency imho.
Maybe they should change their name to the Washington "Red Inks" instead; or would that be demeaning to accountants :)
My regards
my thought was drop the [s] and call them the Washington Pigskin, (the way soccer teams are named) they get to keep their red color, some reference to a (political?) animal, and skin is slang for money. (skin in the game)
Oh, Lord. Is nothing sacred?
I prefer my fruit uncircumcised
Wha? Whoa?
Oh, I get it.
Foreskins... Jewish outrage!
See your point, but there is always someone kvetching.
How about "The Washington Leeches?"
My, what a perfectly trimmed banana you have, meshuginah!
I think you should meet my daughter. She's a Druish princess. We'll talk again, right after her nose-job. if you want to impress her, my brother-in-law has a Mercedes dealership in the Valley. Great deals, and special discounts for tribe members (if you know what I mean).
Are you a doctor, or a lawyer? OH! An 'investment banker'! I'm sure you'll fit right in!
(obligatory 'sarc' tag added)
How about the 'D.C. Khazars'?
I'm trying to find our what 'sports team' this represents, but I haven't figured it out, even after reading the half-page novellette entitled 'Famous Jewish Sports Figures'. I Do know that 'Lurch' Kerry's favorite sport is trying to put his dick in his mouth, and Holder's favorite sport is 'raycizm' baiting. Obama's favorite 'sport' is Reggie Love... he's SUCH a faggelah! He LOVES that 'schlong-in-the-tuckus' thing! He likes to 'load his friends up' in the Choom-wagon and practice on his Putz! A lawyer (ex) AND an 'ORGANIZER' and a DOPE-SMOKER, too! That last touching embrace with his boy Carney was TOO MUCH! I'm not sure he's not Catholic! You KNOW how the Bishops in the game feel about innocent young boys...
The lack of a foreskin almost eliminates the stinky stuff called 'smegma' (in the vernacular, 'Head Cheese'). It ALSO helps to toughen up (desensitize) the glans so that sex can last long enough to matter to the woman (she might actually orgasm several times, before you do).
It grosses me out that the 'MOYLES' have a tradition of BITING THE FORESKIN OFF, though. SICK MOTHER FUCKERS; they are. Fucking 'DICK VAMPIRES'; they suck the blood out as they chew off the flesh of the foreskins of the 8-day-old males.
Officially sanctioned latent homosexual pedophiliac blood-sucking and baby-cock-sucking cannibal leeches...
"Washington 'DICK VAMPIRES'".
(Nice banana, WB7. Sometimes, a banana is just a banana...)
again m-scott... wtf?...
I can't un-read that... piss off...
you are a terrible human being...i hope you burn for this post.
but, i just couldn't help up-voting. it was probably an accident. i deeply regret it. i hope i burn for my up vote.
janus
game on WB7 - excellent !.... should the yellow feathers be half full condoms though ?? and is their 1st match against the LA 'backdoor' Raiders ?
If I were Danny Snyder and I owned that team, I would rename it the Washington Homosexuals. That would shut those whack jobs up for a while. They would want to complain that he was mocking gays. But Snyder could say....oh no, I am honoring them...just trying to demonstrate my appreciation of diversity. I don't know what to take seriously any more.
Why doesn't anybody carp about the Oakland Raiders? I mean...like....ya know...Dude...it makes pirates look bad. They are after all just misunderstood immigrants aimlessly sailing arounf the Carribean looking for an escape from tyranny.
The Washington football team was named after a race of brave and fearlerss warriors. They are now mostly drunks, meth heads and on the dole. It has become a disgracefull name to call a brave and fearless football team.
Brave and fearless? They play the NFC west this season. Not looking pretty.
And they need to fire the owner, but so does Dallas;)
Split the diff and name them the LA Redskins..
everyone is happy, too bad the Washington Generals is taken.
Trust me, she's not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe.
Best line ever.
As the one last supporter of this guy on Earth I really can't understand what reality he or his supporters are in anymore. Friggin "hale bop" would appear. "Put on your Nikes we're going for a ride!"
Hamas is about to attack Israel proper...and you send over the Secretary of State? Dude...that was so last week.
My guess will be once Hamas starts winning we'll support them.
"Dem folks is fixin for Total Annihilation too" and they only say no to negotiations.
A ground invasion of Gaza? Bwhahahahahahahaha. The only answer next must be the Sinai itself as I'm not sure how much of this Egypt can take. We'll see of course.
Quit dicking around, william!
Maybe the new team slogan would be "Eat Me." Very Washingtonesque.
You're a real piece of work, MsCreant.
my sensibilties are truly offended ms.creant... the vichy tacticians have reserved all rights, in perpetuity, for all intellectual property permutations of fellatio, both upon and directed upon...
please a little more delicacy next time... if only for the benefit of the hookers and blow crowd, alone... as they "came" to the vichy theme-park to do their "jobs"... the best way they know how...
/sarc
...peace...
I have found, through varied experiences with several women of my choice, that the term 'eat me' may not be technically correct.
True talent requires a specialized and personalized knowledge not only of the use of a toungue and lips and mouth, but also a gentle-to-medium application of vacuum to the female body in specific areas when called upon (If the female is not repulsive, and is not on her period, this can be quite erotic for both). It is helpful as well to direct the one whom you are parterned with (who hopefully wishes to return this favor) to direct her in the finer arts regarding this technique upon your male body part (to maximize the enjoyment of both mutual partners).
HERE, let me spell it out graphically (don't worry, it's not some porn sight):
BEHOLD! "MEGAMAID"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VptOUWC-Itc
Confusious say: It is better to suck than to blow.
wtf?...
An even more succinct reaction to Racism:
Vroom...............vRooom!!!!
Gentlemen, start your engines.
Now that's real racism.
Wait...Holder is playing the white pieces?
He's replaying the the Roman conquest of Africa.