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The "proof" is flying back and forth from The US and Russia, with the disastrous MH17 crash polarizing the world's nations in a troubling (but BFTWWIII) manner. Following a weekend of European leaders getting behind The US, China has come out strongly supporting Russia who itself asked some awkward 'proof-laden' questions this morning. We leave it to President Obama to dictate exactly what we should all believe and just how bad things will get unless Russia gives up... Markets are sliding into the speech...


President Obama is due to speak at 1050ET...


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Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:53 | 4983441 Tjeff1
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will be at least 10 min. late

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:55 | 4983445 Bollixed
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The Late Prez Obozo.

Has a nice ring to it...

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:00 | 4983496 economics9698
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Seriously would he rank below Wilson and FDR?  I would put him above Wilson and FDR and below Carter and Reagan.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:08 | 4983536 nope-1004
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"Now let me be perfectly clear.  Russia is behind this tragedy.  John Kerry is in Egypt checking things over and has clear evidence.  Amen."


Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:11 | 4983564 pods
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20 minute warmup by The Invisible Mute.


Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:13 | 4983573 Urban Redneck
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Did I miss it?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:19 | 4983613 Xibalba
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He's still at the fundraiser

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:26 | 4983659 Reaper
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Are his statements to be his lies or the teleprompter's lies?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:05 | 4983874 knukles
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"The NBA is joining to recruit...."

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:21 | 4983794 DoChenRollingBearing
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EDIT: is a large site that is a little bit like ZH, but is more computer-oriented.  They also have many, many users reply there as well.  Those who comment there are less pro-Russia as a whole than those here.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 14:15 | 4984127 angel_of_joy
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Is that supposed to be BAD news for Putin ? In Russia, the KGB controls the billionaires, as opposed to US and the Western World. There are no billionaires without Putin's approval. Those who tried to play against him are dead, or have been "warned" (see Khodorovsky). Russian billionaires are more like CEOs in charge of a multinational, except it's not THEIRS, they cannot liquidate it, take the money and run with it. If they try anything like that, their assets would be confiscated immediately, and they would end up stiff (most probably). Also, they cannot mount a "coup d'etat" as foolish Americans keep hoping , because they are under complete KGB supervision and control. So, they don't matter in the Russian power equation. By trying to "sanction" the Russian rich (not too many), the West is playing exactly into Putin's hand by forcing a lot of money hidden into foreign accounts to return into Russian or Russian friendly banks or risk being confiscated as result of "sanctions". Which is why Putin has not lost any sleep over this entire American orchestrated kabuki play.

The West is making a very big bet that it can live without Russian resources. Good luck with that one ! Last time I checked, despite the "awesome" new age of American oil & gas (resulted from fracking), the oil is still above 100 USD, and gasoline over 3.50 USD/gal. And that's inside the US ! Outside, the resources map is much bleaker. And this is only the beginning...

As a side note, the normal Russians would be more than thrilled to know that some billionaires (which they hate with a passion) are having a bit of a trouble.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:20 | 4983617 Berspankme
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It's called fluffing

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:15 | 4983591 Thought Processor
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Both sides are spewing so much propaganda now it will be impossible to seperate the truth from the lies.



Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:16 | 4983600 QQQBall
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Dude, Great call on the opening remarks

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:23 | 4983632 bobnoxy
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He ruined my ''call bullshit drinking game''. I couldn't pour shots fast enough.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:08 | 4983539 magnetosphere
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wilson was the worst.  period.  until someone starts a massive nuclear war.  that kgb spymaster fdr (see harry dexter white, alger hiss, walter duranty, etc) was much worse than obama, so far.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:05 | 4983517 Mr Pink
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I hope you are expecting company today!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:18 | 4983603 Bollixed
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I bought a whole pallet of doughnuts, just in case...

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:47 | 4983780 Mr Pink
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Lol. Just keep your dog and your Grandma locked up in the spare bedroom. They like to shoot them first

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:06 | 4983527 PoliticalRefuge...
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You mean like room temp late, or "hurry up Reggie I'm late," late?


Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:56 | 4983450 ShorTed
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Why is this asshole ALWAYS late?  Is it a mark of the respect and esteem he has for us?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:59 | 4983476 Dr. Engali
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Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:59 | 4983477 RealityCheque
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Rounds of golf don't finish themselves you know....

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:07 | 4983533 WarHorse
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:11 | 4983561 foodstampbarry
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Rounds with Reggie don't finish themselves you know....

There, fixed it for ya.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:00 | 4983480 Rainman
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Perpetual lateness is a narcissistic control mechanism....hope this is helpful.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:06 | 4983528 onewayticket2
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each mtg is 2x as long as the stated time....1X for the meeting and 1X to listen to himself on playback.


Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:39 | 4983731 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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"Why is this asshole ALWAYS late?  Is it a mark of the respect and esteem he has for us?"

He's black!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:14 | 4983583 tempo
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US/EU overthrow U. President, Russia responds, US/EU encourage U. airstrikes, Russia responds. U. orders commercial airliner directly over surface to air missiles. Could this tragic incident be a way to provoke more military conflict w Russia???

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:58 | 4983836 Berspankme
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It's a feeble attempt to get Russian people to turn on Putin. That is all

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:25 | 4983649 junction
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Sign in Obummer's office: THE BUK STOPS HERE

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:45 | 4983766 boattrash
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Good One! Creates nice mental image.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:25 | 4983651 junction
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Sign in Obummer's office: THE BUK STOPS HERE

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 15:27 | 4984845 drendebe10
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".... navy-corpsemen..."

More vacuous, lying gum flapping from the corrupt, incompetent, arrogant, narcissistic illegal alien muslim sociopathic liar in chief....  the sound of its voice is like uncut fingernails scraped on an old time blackboard....

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:55 | 4983448 GolfHatesMe
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Golfing pants and ice cream cone in hand?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:28 | 4983666 Cacete de Ouro
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Reggie: "Is that an ice-cream cone in your golfing pants or are you just glad to see me?"

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:32 | 4984052 Bollixed
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A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

 After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

 "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:55 | 4983449 wonderatitall
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i want to blame bush but i have to wait for his "bare"ness to tell me who to hate. thats why its  good to be a democrat, they tell you who to hate. prooof, we dont need no stinking proof, we got obama, and i dont want to be called a raaaaacist now.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:56 | 4983454 Itchy and Scratchy
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This is getting embarrassing! He shudda stayed at the country club!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:56 | 4983457 _ConanTheLibert...
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Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:57 | 4983461 pods
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Hey Chalky, go get your shinebox.


Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:57 | 4983462 yogibear
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Surprised to see Barry at the WH. Isn't he usually out golfing or having fun?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:38 | 4983724 crazzziecanuck
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Probably rain at the golf course...

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:58 | 4983468 RealityCheque
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Fuck you Barry!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:58 | 4983470 john milton
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is there a little gray alien???

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:59 | 4983472 roadhazard
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This fair and balanced web site is waiting Mr. President.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:00 | 4983485 IridiumRebel
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Try Yahoo! Heaven forbid there be a counterpoint to any issue. Go gladhand yourself in the bathroom.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:02 | 4983507 roadhazard
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It's funnier watching you clowns here, toe tapper.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:09 | 4983554 IridiumRebel
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So you like being destroyed in debate?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:14 | 4983582 roadhazard
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I don't debate bullshit I just point and laugh.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:23 | 4983637 Al Huxley
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Yeah, pretty typical job description for the village idiot.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:45 | 4983769 Otto Zitte
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A job description produced by those who can't tell genius from insanity. (Would You buy a used car from This Man?)

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:49 | 4983784 boattrash
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Starting to Roadkill around here.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:00 | 4983491 RealityCheque
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Are you lost young man?

Perhaps this is the site you were looking for:

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:47 | 4983777 Otto Zitte
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Lamp posts and rope are standing by. Call now!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:06 | 4983888 Hippocratic Oaf
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Holy shit look at the only people that ofuckyou surrounds himself.

This is the world he wants, well...........he gets it.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:58 | 4983474 Kina
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Let the teleprompter start without him

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:08 | 4983547 COSMOS
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That is the comment of the day Kina +1000 :))))

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 10:58 | 4983479 IridiumRebel
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Where is the fluffer?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:52 | 4983796 boattrash
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Which one, Bawney Fwank?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:00 | 4983482 robochess
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Hope he gives us his vacation schedule.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:11 | 4983490 DCon
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Is that the White House or a facade set up on the 18th?


Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:00 | 4983493 djsmps
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Just once, one time only, can he be on time?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:00 | 4983494 suteibu
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Obama is one narcissistic punk.  This fashionably late shit is the sign of a sick mind.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:02 | 4983497 Kina
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Can't wait for what the MSM will report...I'm sure it will be fair and balanced

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:02 | 4983498 Circle of DNA
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The fake leader will present fake evidence to the fake media.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:07 | 4983544 Eyeroller
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And the lamestream will put on their knee pads to receive it in their usual fashion.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:26 | 4983660 Itchy and Scratchy
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That is damn good my friend!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:43 | 4983757 Otto Zitte
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To assert more control and bury the truth the fake leaders are presenting conflicting fake evidence to the fake media.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:01 | 4983499 corporal
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Cartoon channel has just gone to commercial break. Out in a moment.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:02 | 4983500 Dr. Engali
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The 'truth', somehow I don't expect that we will ever live to see the truth. There are a lot of people still waiting to get the truth on Kennedy's assassination. 

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:03 | 4983506 _ConanTheLibert...
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This world is so fake really.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:06 | 4983529 disabledvet
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Putin could have said "he wanted to know." He thinks his lies will be superior. Can't even let the OECD in? We'll never get the truth from the KGB Colonel either.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:02 | 4983505 socalbeach
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My bet is that he will say nothing of substance, just his usual jive-talking fluff.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:10 | 4983556 DCon
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The motherfing plane was in the air, now it's on the ground

That sheet ain't fair, the perps will be found


Barry O is on the case, this just got real

Vladdy P is hidin' his face, he ain't gettin' no deal


Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:04 | 4983509 disabledvet
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More legalisms or is it time to finally Step Out here?

He's green lighted Gaza...I say it's time to go mano on mano with Putin.

Putin still has nothing good to say about the people murdered by his rocket system...and he's already moved beyond all of Europe and "European ways" anyways.

Of this was a set up (as perhaps Crimea was too?) then Putin walked right into it. Trying to prove "the Ukrainians did it" just isn't gonna fly. (So to speak.)

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:03 | 4983511 Taterboy
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He's practicing his errs and ahhs.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:23 | 4983640 Yes We Can. But...
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Loosening up the neck for the left/right swivel session

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:04 | 4983514 Fuku Ben
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Reggie, push the President's tee time back to 10:51 will you

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:04 | 4983515 Itchy and Scratchy
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Amerika : Jury, Judge, & Executioner ..................and Institgator!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:07 | 4983534 robochess
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oh? you know something that no one else does?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:04 | 4983516 Kina
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Maybe Russias press conference has required a quick teleprompter rewrite

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:05 | 4983520 monad
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298 people dgas whose fault it was.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:05 | 4983524 Taterboy
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I'm missing "The Price Is Right" for this!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:09 | 4983540 Itchy and Scratchy
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I'm looking forward to they Kenyan's 'race baiting, gender baiting, & class baiting' strategy! Oh yeah ....and some heavy duty finga pointin'!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:10 | 4983549 Rosie-Redknapp
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I bet he is going to say :-


The German gold has just been collected

Wednesday is an open day at Fort Knox  (everyone is welcome to come for a nose around) 

The FED has been disbanded 

The full facts about the twin towers will be made public later today 

The dollar is being revalued at 30 cents

Bush and Blair have been arrested for war crimes 

All US forces are being recalled 


its a lot to get into a speech ....thats why he is late 




Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:15 | 4983594 CitizenPete
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and finally Ron Paul has been named his Top advisor, Obummer speech delivered from the back of a Pink Unicorn

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:21 | 4983621 Utah_Get_Me_2
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I bet he's going to say:

The moon is made of rice krispy treats.

The dollar is stronger than ever.

The border is secure.

ISIS are actually 'freedom fighters'

John McCain is the most mentally stable member of the Senate.

The sky is orange.

The world is more peaceful than ever before.

There is no NWO.

Everything is awesome.


Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:13 | 4983552 CitizenPete
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nothing is as it appears, the emperor has no clo... is invisible and mute

Possible Video of Malaysian Flight 17 being hit by missile.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:29 | 4983683 prymythirdeye
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Upload date on Youtube is June.  FAIL for not checking first.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:09 | 4983555 PoliticalRefuge...
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..maybe he will finally do the right thing and raise the chocolate ration this time.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:10 | 4983562 q99x2
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The Queen should cash in her chips and head for the hills. Nothing pays enough for this crap.

In other words the more they fight the more they lose. The outcome beyond this point means little.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:12 | 4983566 Circle of DNA
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Obama, man up and admit -You're  The Manchurian president 2.0

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:12 | 4983567 Utah_Get_Me_2
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Astonishing. He's 20 mins late. This fucking guy. He's gonna inform us how they have 'pretty reliable' evidence that Russia did it. Pray to God this gibbering fuck doesn't mention 'mobilizing' and 'NATO' in the same sentance.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:11 | 4983568 Vegetius
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The stupidity of the US Administration believing they can strong arm the Russians is both bizarre and grotesque, have we not had enough false flag operations.

False flag operations in Syria with the Gassing of civilians, supplied by the allies of the rebels, used by the rebels and blamed on the Syrian Government as shown by the UN.

Weapons of Mass destruction with Iraq causing a large scale war, massive loss of life and ongoing death and despair all blamed on Saddam, until the lies became clear and the US and its poodle Britain made it all up.

Kosovo false flag op’s claiming huge loss of life (claims of 10,000 dead, UN estimate after the war was in the 100’s including those who died under the NATO airstrikes) caused NATO intervention and the dividing of a sovereign nation, something that was illegal under UN law. They were warned that this move to divide countries would cause blowback but that did not stop them.

And last but not least 9/11, it is obvious now that many people knew and helped this event take place. The issue of not wasting an event like the Saudi attack on the USA was too good to miss for those in power.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:15 | 4983586 DCon
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His demand should be simple


Give us the evidence or Hilary gets a 1-way plane ticket to Moscow and her passport revoked



Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:14 | 4983587 q99x2
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Why isn't he golfing? Somebody call the police.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:15 | 4983593 Seasmoke
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Strange not a word about or from Snowden lately. Ace up the sleeve ???

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:18 | 4983601 Fix It Again Timmy
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What a speech!  This has been his best!....It goes downhill once his lips move...

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:19 | 4983608 NuYawkFrankie
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Chimp-In-Chief Goes Ape On American Chumps...

- Breaking

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:20 | 4983623 QQQBall
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Trying to hide? Oh come on! What a fucking stretch

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:24 | 4983630 QQQBall
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Transparent? Absolutely!  This is a tortured attempt to link Putin to this disaster and to put all responsibility, even for the investogation, on Putin. BTW, can we get a $5B refund?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:04 | 4983868 boattrash
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Fuck, He and Kerry should go to Ukraine and Investigate! May I suggest a Flight Path for Air Force One!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:22 | 4983631 Dr. Engali
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Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:22 | 4983633 booboo
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oooooh bad behavior with moving bodies, I don't suppose hellfire missle collateral damage bodies get the same wishful care do they now.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:25 | 4983636 Againstthelie
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The Ukrainian army starts to fight in Donetsk today, and Obama is claiming the others were responsible for the safety?

Wow. This a call Chutzpah.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:23 | 4983638 Itchy and Scratchy
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The Howdy Doodie Hour!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:24 | 4983639 djsmps
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Tee off time!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:23 | 4983641 B2u
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Hey Obama!!  How about repecting the soverance of the United States of America and get rid of the illegal aliens?

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:24 | 4983642 jubber
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of course they are moving the bodies, it's fucking 85 degrees and they are putrifying, hence the refridgerated train, what an imbecile

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:24 | 4983648 Racer
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It is not very good for your teeth if you keep throwing up, so i will give watching this lying Sacko'S a miss

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:26 | 4983657 SpanishGoop
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Sound was not to good, did i miss "We declare war on Russia" ?


Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:26 | 4983665 Sedaeng
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"If Russia continues to interfere with Ukraines sovereignty by backing the separatist..."  ??? really

Wasn't his speech on the Syrian rebels a bit different?  And what about all the funding and training we provided Syrian "separatists"?



Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:45 | 4983768 therevolutionwas
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Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:27 | 4983671 Itchy and Scratchy
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Heyyyy.......whaaaa happened to the Change You can Believe In part? 

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:50 | 4983786 bid the soldier...
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It got changed to Change you better believe in (if you know what's good for you)

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:28 | 4983674 roadhazard
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What about that asshole Obama wanting to get people to the wreckage to find out facts. He'll pay for that statement.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:27 | 4983676 SMC
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A government so corrupt that it would execute citizens on mere suspicion, use indefinite detention as a substitute for trial and has a history of planning and executing false flag attacks to achieve corporate-political objectives is one step away from domestic chemical, biological, and/or nuclear attacks where and when necessary to direct the patriotism, loyalty and subservience of it's citizens.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:28 | 4983680 Latitude25
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Does it really even matter what this guy says?  The most irrelevant "leader" ever does nothing but read a script written by psychopaths.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:29 | 4983686 Itchy and Scratchy
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Right on brother. The sad sad truth!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:33 | 4983700 tony wilson
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we cannot allow putin too provide proofs of the lie.

russian war room intel briefings on this doomed mossad hit will have too be obfuscated and confused.

a fog must descend out of the fog must come the words putins missiles.

and the word guilty.

at all costs israel must prevail

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:37 | 4983714 jubber
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Gold and Oil smacked back down and Dow swiftly moved back above 17k as this circus continues

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:39 | 4983732 Al Huxley
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No WAY!  I never would have seen that coming!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:38 | 4983727 orangedrinkandchips
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Mon, 07/21/2014 - 13:06 | 4984199 Who was that ma...
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Walter White for President.  Jesse Pinkman for VP.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:41 | 4983745 Aaaarghh
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Ahhh, dog shit breath hasn't started yet, must still be on the 18th..

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:44 | 4983764 Son of Captain Nemo
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Our negro "warrior-in-chief" with his golf clubs in hand wagging his finger authoritatively again in yet another embarrassing gaff to his credibility that is killing thousands if not potential millions if he keeps this charade up...

Question to all you NSA/CIA/NGA professionals who have whored your life away for a paycheck and (pension you hope) for ever bigger lies that have put this Country into hopeless debt it will never recover from.

When do you motherfuckers realize all of the bad you've done in the World cut your losses and call it a "day"?!

Just sayin

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:15 | 4983937 Berspankme
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Obama is a negro warrier? You shittin me? Guy is a pussy boy. Cake boy barry

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:57 | 4983823 esum
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ok guys get the retards in their i can verbal fart....chris paul...

otay butweat

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:58 | 4983828 boattrash
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NBA Motherfuckin Shit. Tell me this is the FUCKING ONION!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 11:59 | 4983849 jack stephan
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:05 | 4983885 _ConanTheLibert...
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Watch the stupid clapping cattle behind him.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:07 | 4983894 Itchy and Scratchy
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:10 | 4983904 kchrisc
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"My handlers told me to stick to the previous lies and bullshit so I have nothing new to add except: Did you hear the one about the jetliner that was..."

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:11 | 4983910 SameAsItEverWas
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obvious Manchurian Candidate.

but this is exactly what the sheeple want.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:13 | 4983927 Circle of DNA
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Stupidity seems to be the #1 prerequisite for the American presidency.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:15 | 4983946 Berspankme
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And citizenship unfortunately

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:19 | 4983971 boattrash
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Obama said "pretend there are no cameras here, and that I'm not the President".

Without doubt, the most hope inspiring words to EVER part his lips!

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:41 | 4984093 NuYawkFrankie
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Someone - please throw those clapping seals a bucket of sardines...

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 12:47 | 4984100 foodstampbarry
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I can't believe there are still people that actually listen to what this guys says. Look at the audience, looks like a meeting of the 'Get Whitey Organization'.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 13:32 | 4984348 Jano
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Facistic propaganda. Where is the Hussein Kenya Obanana?

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