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Ackman Unleashes Herbalife's Biggest Single-Day Gain Ever
(+24%!! WTF) - The market has spoken: the only thing that can destroy Herbalife now is if Ackman buys a minority stake, joins the board and "fixes it"
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Maybe The Fed should hire this guy.
looks like some collusion amongst some traders to create an epic short squeeeeeeze.
Ackmans gonna need a Herbalife enema!
If he didn't have one with Icahn, he is today...
I love it, Ackman opens his mouth and HLF goes up 24%... Please bad-mouth another equity Bill and make sure to let us know ahead of time so we can load up...
this move today is the definition of ironic.
looks like ackman is trying to sqeeeeze himself,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thats perverted,,,,,wll make you go blind
I can remember 35 years ago a guy coming to the house and selling my mother a bunch of that shit and her becoming a distributor. She sold nothing and what she bought sat in the kitchen cabinet for years. It was a ponzi scheme then and it still is today and probably will be 35 years from now. You're right but you're wrong Bill.
Up until Ackman's presentation, many people weren't aware the company is strip-mining the wealth of the poorest of the poor in a gigantic ponzi scheme. Now that they understand how compelling the business model is, of course people are tripping over themselves to get in on it.
Exactly....Herbalife is a pyramid scam just like the world banking system.
Pyramids are always built by slaves, unless there is as Eye on top like on the Great Seal.
Selling to the poor are the best business out there, tabacco and alcohol are the best, next will be Marijuana and now HLF. Rapping the stupid poor people is like stealing candy from a baby.
Al, you're a phucking riot.
He is. I always take the time to read his posts.
its all turning into the shit that it was from the beginning...
and the Fraud Markets rally on....
"(Reuters) - The U.S. commonwealth of Puerto Rico asked a federal court to dismiss as premature a lawsuit filed by U.S. mutual funds that sought to strike down a recently enacted Puerto Rican law that the funds said posed a threat to American investors.
The law, known as the Public Corporation Debt Enforcement and Recovery Act, allows certain public corporations to modify their debts. The passage of the law in June spooked the $3.7 trillion U.S. municipal bond market and weighed on prices of bonds issued by Puerto Rico's electric authority, known as PREPA.
Puerto Rico said the lawsuit, brought by bond funds run by Franklin Templeton and OppenheimerFunds, was untimely because PREPA had not sought to restructure its debt.
The lawsuit "should be dismissed on ripeness grounds unless and until PREPA files for relief under the act," the commonwealth said in Monday's filing in federal court in San Juan. Puerto Rico has about $73 billion of debt, of which roughly $19 billion is in its public corporations, according to an estimate by Barclays.
By allowing its public corporations - but not the government itself - to restructure under the Recovery Act, the government hopes to reassure bondholders that it will not get tied down in bailing out its public agencies.
The Franklin Templeton-led plaintiffs said the law violated the U.S. Constitution by effectively allowing Puerto Rico to impair certain contracts. They also alleged that the power to make bankruptcy law rests solely with the U.S. federal government.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/07/21/us-usa-puertorico-motion-idUSK...
Get a name, dick hole.
I've said it before on numerous topics....it never ceases to amaze me how much money can be made off poor people.
Where can we get stats on the EXACT products that are being bought w EBT cards.....GROWTH INDUSTRY
Here ya go! A REAL GROWTH INDUSTRY!
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/383334/welfare-cash-weed-colorado-jillian-kay-melchior
There are so many of them, and more all the time.
maybe he bought the dip knowing how lame his presentation was going to be
Wouldn't that be some shit... his firm covered the short into his presentation and went long....LOL!
Hope the people (Ichan) that are trying to squeeze Ackman's head to pop have an exit plan themselves as this shit will drop real quick. As I recall, didn't the FTC, FDA, PCP, LSD, or some 3 letter agency open an investigation into HLF
Silly Ackman... basing his short on fundamentals. Ha ha ha.
Well there is a short sale restriction on the stock too.
This has to be a tax write-off for Ackman.
That, or he should be on the burrito line at Chipotle.
And get his hands dirty? Please.
In a world controlled by psychopaths the sane man is the outcast.
J
This is a market of men, not of market fundamentals.
This is an economy of men, not of economics.
This is a country of men, not of laws.
Planet of the Apes.
Regardless of what the stock does, Ackman is 100% correct... HLF is a pyramid scheme. Since when has the stock market been logical? The market in itself is a ponzi-pyramid scheme. We are living in bizarro world. It should be no surprise that HLF did what it did.
I bet Ackman made alot of money on HLF today.
Think the PM miners can hire him as an anti-spokeman for their barbarous product?
The "debt is money" and "speculation is production" meme shall not be challenged!
Every week for the last 3 years my better half has spun around on her way to work and asked me what i thought.
For the fact she does the treadmill and some sort of insanity workout every day i reply getting there hon when i really want to say sue those gypsy thieving fuckers at HERBACON.
am I the only one that read this as HER BACON?
I don't believe the narrative, Ackman and Icahn have to be a team working this side Ponzi for all it's worth. In the end, I bet they both come out trillionaires and we'll read all about it in their book.
Don't overestimate the ability of Regulators to make a choice favoring the individual over corporate interests. Profit is good, willing people choose.
- Sum-Ting Wong
Why are these people so invested in a company that sucks? This reminds of those OTC pinksheet shells that only exist as a vehicle to steal money from other investors. A reverse split is probably next.
History of the World Best Scenes [HD] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5VsYT5vbWE (6:45)
Q: whats the difference between Ackman and Santa Klaus?
A: you can still find people who believe in Santa...
ackerman obviously didn't *donate* enough to the "yes we can" campaign.
the big eared pig in chief was the recipient of the nobel peace prize not for what he's done, but what he will do.
1. devalue
2. isolate
3. bk
what an arrogant little cocksucker, the end
The only single association I have with Herbalife is some dumb bitch with a jerrycurl fro who opened a piece of shit herbalife francise.
If Herbalife wants to put it's hands into dumb whores, well, they're obligated to bounce their stock any way they can.
Really, the problem is whether dumbfucks want to buy this shit stock.
Ok, like, why don't single mommys sell shares to get SNAP?
But for the good of mankind, let's chip in to get these hoes some weave and similac.
Fuck Herbalife.