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Bill Ackman's "Most Important Death-Blow-For-Herbalife Presentation Ever" - Live Feed

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The question on everyone's lips... how many slides? And where's Carl Icahn?

 

 

The stock has modestly stabilized today after yesterday's tumble...

 

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Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:02 | 4987608 youngman
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Yesterday CNBC gave him a free 30 minute infomercial.....today they had herbalife on to prebut.....wow this is exciting...

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:12 | 4987659 PartysOver
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Short squeeze in 5, 4, 3, 2, ......

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:24 | 4987804 Four chan
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this presentation is interesting, but everyone knows its a pyramid scheme and they dont care...for decades.

 

this is the same as every religion preying on the ignorant masses, what are you going to do outlaw the ignorant masses?

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:30 | 4988034 Pladizow
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I like the part where they pass the consumers around from club to club to be fucked like cheap whores!

Quite fitting for South America.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 12:34 | 4988462 Four chan
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hlf up 7.50 on this presentation, this is so todays market. keep on pumping fed.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 12:51 | 4988578 Fish Gone Bad
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If CYNK can get to $5 Billion on nothing, just imagine what HLF can do.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 13:29 | 4988813 Four chan
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a trillion worthless fed bucks?

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 14:18 | 4989107 IANAE
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This was a huge amount of investigative effort and may well put HLF out of business.

The currency (and money laundering?) angle is interesting - in particular given the cash-based business model and focus on latin america - talk about breaking bad....half expected to see a Los Pollos Hermanos sign.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:53 | 4988188 junction
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Valeant Pharmaceuticals is just another iteration of Herbalife.  Ackman's Valeant is a black hole that needs to suck in more companies to keep its stock price going up.  Valeant follows the methods Al Dunlop used when he was CEO at Scott Paper and Sunbeam.  Whether or not there is accounting fraud at Valeant is up to the SEC to investigate.  Oh, I forgot, the SEC goes after outsiders like Martha Stewart, not insiders like Jon Corzine and his ilk.

From wikipedia: In 2001, the Securities and Exchange Commission sued Dunlap, alleging that he had engineered a massive accounting fraud. Also named in the suit were four other former Sunbeam executives and the lead partner for Sunbeam's account with Arthur Andersen LLP. An SEC investigation revealed that Dunlap and others had created the impression of a greater loss in 1996 in order to make it look like the company had experienced a dramatic turnaround in 1997. By the SEC's estimate, at least $60 million of Sunbeam's 1997 earnings were fraudulent. He also offered incentives for retailers to sell products that would have otherwise been sold later in the year, a practice known as "channel stuffing". The SEC also argued that the purchases of Coleman, Signature and First Alert were made to conceal Sunbeam's growing problems. Sunbeam never recovered from the scandal, and was forced into bankruptcy in 2002

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:04 | 4987621 Seasmoke
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I thought he sold all his shares and licked his wounds ?

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:22 | 4987717 oudinot
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To close his short position he would have to buy shares, not sell, which would addd to his position.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:05 | 4987631 Al Huxley
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Fuck, you can't just move markets with your WORDS Bill, you're not a fucking Central Banker.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:08 | 4987644 orangegeek
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Ackman must be short.

 

Nothing like free air time to promote your position.

 

CNBC is such a fkg joke.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 12:00 | 4988243 Bernoulli
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He pretends to be the "good guy" and explain some fraud to us, but in reality all he did was go short yesterday AM and then long yesterday late in the afternoon. Probably gave a nice cut "for the air time" to CNBC. How convenient for both parties.

Similar to Murdoch announcing his "take-over bid" for Time Warner. SSDD.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 17:16 | 4990086 Bernoulli
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What? Who downvoted me here? 25% up in one day!! Come on, don't tell me he didn't know his "case" was not strong enough?!?

AAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:11 | 4987655 Agent P
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"Yes, thank you for the presentation and for taking my question.  I'm less interested in your case against Herbalife, and more interested in learning how to legally engage in insider trading by front-running corporate M&A deals.  Could you please expand upon that topic?  I'll hang up and listen to your response.  Thank you."

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:24 | 4987726 cobra1650
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Bloomberg TV has actually deteriorated faster than herbalife or CNBC.  Most of this is due to the Carnival Barking nose-job hack, Stephanie Ruhle.  She is absolutely horrifying.

Einhorn's Athena Health short is beautiful to watch.

 

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:31 | 4987757 Squid Viscous
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Wait is he the head of the FTC?... or just a greedy little j who could care less about Herbalife "victims"

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:53 | 4987854 Almost Solvent
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Same as the Amway, ACN & countless other MLM victims.

You have to be brainwashed OR a 'wolf' to stay invested in any MLM, especially once you start losing all your friends and family because they won't buy your shitty marked up products OR work under you.

 

I had a college friend in the late 90s that got sucked into ACN and lost pretty much all our mutual friends because he had to recruit them to buy overpriced phone service AND try to get them to then sell to their friends/family. Last I heard, he had to file BK and let the big house and big SUV go back to the bank. In fact, part of what MLM instills in you is to "live large" and "show off" so that your marks, er customers will be impressed and want to get in themselves. Big money for those on top though!

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:40 | 4988122 Four chan
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its sad to see people you know get taken by these scam artists. especially when they try to scam you.

 

my buddy was trying to sell that shitty berry drink mona vie, and he was an obsessed moron.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 13:24 | 4988779 ncdirtdigger
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Mona Vie, the $3 drink in a $35 bottle.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:33 | 4987760 stinkhammer
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what a maroon

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:50 | 4987839 fishwharf
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I had a friend who lost most of his other friends because he turned every social gathering into an Herbalife meeting to recruit new sales people for that overpriced crap.  It's a pyramid scheme. 

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 13:37 | 4988853 Blizzard_Esq
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Probably goes like this:

"Hey, have you heard about Herbalife?"

"Dude, shut the fuck up already..."

"I lost weight!"

"You took a shit"

"Have you tried Herbalife"

"OMG, I'm out"

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:50 | 4987840 Toburk
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I assume most people reading this haven't actually watched the presentation, but I've been watching for about an hour now.

 

Everything about this company needs to die.  Frankly, it's shocking how horrible everything about it is.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:55 | 4987842 GrinandBearit
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I am in the food/nutrition industry.  Last year I received a job opportunity from HLF.  The job description had nothing to do with product development or R&D, it was a bunch of bullet points about selling and MLM. 

Ackman is correct about HLF.  It's a pyramid scheme. 

HLF will be a pinkie soon and Ackman will make billions.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:27 | 4988033 Keyser
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Well, considering he's already lost billions in HLF, he might just get back to even with his dog & pony show...

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:55 | 4987863 Squid Viscous
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just tuned in- who is the lizard faced chick who looks  she hasn't slept in a week...

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 10:57 | 4987872 BubbaJones
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Sounds like an "Audit" for Scientology course.  Spend money, bring in more recruits and get them to spend money.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:15 | 4987961 NoIdea
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This isn't a short thesis, it's an advert on how to start your own pyramid scheme!

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:17 | 4987963 Mi Naem
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Everybody needs to stop everything else that they may be doing, and watch Ackman's pitiful dog and pony show because this is the really important news. 

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:27 | 4988040 Godisanhftbot
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cnbc criminal co-conspiritors in a stock manipulation.

 

who at cnbs is ackmans boyfriend?

 

carl q?

 

 

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:29 | 4988050 RiskyBidness
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sold some $50 Puts for an easy double!!  Thanks Bill!!

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:45 | 4988148 curbyourrisk
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When does the slide show for the PONZI knows as AMERICA begin?  That's the one I want to watch... 

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:54 | 4988211 Toburk
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Hahaha, they just explained how Herbalife is now being used in Venezuela as a way to avoid currency controls.  This "company" is epic.

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 13:39 | 4988881 teslaberry
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no question ackman and icahn have the gaem set. the stock is down in one week 10 bucks and straight up again. the dumpo and pump. 

 

these guys sell volatility and the shorts and longs all get hosed. fucking sweet. it happens like clock work. 

 

now go get your fucking shine box you clowns. 

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 14:34 | 4989213 givenoquarter
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I am suffering through some company staying at our home. My nephew and hs family. They just got back from an HL conference in Chicago. They brought an entire suitcase full of products that they take religiously like crack heads. Shake mizes, teas, bars, lotions, pills, etc. etc. etc. His wife is constantly on the phone talking up the prodcuts to anyone that will answer. I think they are fooled into thinking that activity = productivity. 

 

I asked my nephew, who has a pretty good job, if he ever wanted to maybe open his own business, a version of his real job, he said immediately "NO, I am going to focus on Herbal Life". I asked him how much money they were making each month, the answer: "It is kind of a give and take thing right now. We buy more than we sell but we are rolling more into the business and we are sure it will take off soon."

 

I am going to do my level best to straighten him out while he is here. He is a good kid, but dumb as a sack full of doorknobs. I think it is futile, but I have to try... 

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