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My he happily reap his 1000 virgin reward.
Let God sort them all out
Hypocritical Oath Taker
Reminds me of Achmed the Dead Terrorist... I KEELLLL YOU!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOXCAKL9ESc
"If I do enough to destroy America, maybe I can be next John McCain!"
Don't worry, he'll be back when he needs another job. Once he's destroyed everything else near him and he realises there's no way in his 'heaven' he can make a decent living...
Then he'll come back to what he hates to make some money and pretend he likes us...
Ali Baba's circumcisions.
Scalpal?? I don't need no stinkin' scalpal!!
Now that's a knoife!
"Unfortunately since there is no Obamacare in Iraq, I need to join ISIS in order to kill people instead of doing so directly with my MD"
Exactly so. He's much more dangerous with an MD than as a terrorist.
If you like your terrorist butcher doctor, you can keep your terrorist butcher doctor.]
Somehow, I don’t think Hippocrates was well regarded, or even regarded at all by Moohammid
The surgeon's scalpel removes the evil, cancerous tumor from the otherwise good, healthy body. The jihadist removes the evil infidels (and their nightclub or schoolbus) from the otherwise healthy country. It's all the same thing, it just depends on what one thinks good and evil are.
At ISIS University Med School he specialized in heart and lung removal.
I saw the original movie with Mel Gibson...
He's just asking for attention or he's gay, that's not a terrorist.
Doggie Houser Hamas wants to meet 72 virgin men.
The 3rd photo.
Is that a multi-beer coozie on his chest?
Is he heading for a soccer game, and wanting to avoid the high cost of stadium beer?
....and a lawnmower in the garage, behind him !
...and I thought my medical internship was bad!
Doctors without Borders
He's just asking for attention and he's gay, that's not a terrorist.
:)
Actually they only have one class. Head removal.
He was at the head of his class.
Ba dum, dum bump
I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. This is fargin war!
Keynesian broken windows theory in the medical profession
Before Obama-care...
After Obama-care.
The ladies like a killer.
Hassan chop!
Either way chances are you are dead...
www.rent.an.arab.terrorist.com
www.results.of.worldwide.inflation.net
www.crisis.actors.in.arabia.uk
hey surf, i went back and asaw a comment you wrote about a llawsuit you filed. you should be careful and mindful of what you are doing.
i'm a lawyer and from my extensive reading and paying attention to the news, there seem to have been incidents where filing repeated lawsuits in very sensitive areas will, at the very least get you a serious profile with the powers that be.
if the lawsuit is sensitive enough, and you keep refiling---you could get whacked.
just be careful.....
+1 for a fellow Bugs Bunny groupie. :-)
Allahu Akbar ....wearing Halloween costumes.
He'll fit right in with the Obamacare Death Panels.
Amazing what a little CIA money will make someone do
Of course he'll be back to the hated infidels, no doubt demanding back pay for the time waging jihad.
from the linked article
"...Al Anzi was reportedly killed on July 11 in an Iraqi military air-strike on an ISIS assembly in Mosul...."
he won't be going anywhere
Well there's one guy who's not worried about his non-dischargable student loan debt.
Just put it on the tab.
If Obama had a son ...
LMFAO! That's perfect!
...he'd be shagging guys on the southside of Chicago.
I think we may have a Caption Contest Winner!
Way to go XitSam!
Here's picture number 4!
now who is he? I say, number 3!!... or 5... 5 is also a good one...
http://pamelageller.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/feedbbd28e3649ea9b85b...
Dude, that is Backdoor Barry with some guys who gave bad head!
Hey!
Looked a little fucked up as a doc, no?
Figs. it's figs, not virgins. The original phrase was written in a dialect that said one would get figs - a rare treat. It's a bit like saying champagne and caviar for the rest of us, as a reward.
The pedophile prophet was likely referring to virgin boys.
Well, I always wondered why Backdoor Barry liked Islam. Now we know.
70 figs!!! Party time!
Sounds pretty good, until you find out the alternative is virgins. I mean, come on. Figs or virgins? Obviously the imam who said it translates as virgins got VERY POPULAR very quickly.
Heavenly reward inflation.
Know classical Arabic do you? Btw if Mohammed's pagan rivals - who had no qualms about calling him a madman and soothsayer - made no comment about his marriage to Aisha then how could you deem his behaviour deviant if Mohammed's peers didn't? Furthermore how old was Mary when she had Jesus? What does that make the christian god for impregnating a young child?
I've heard it called a lot of different things, but never a fig.
Damn, now I got to throw away my fig newtons.
Frankly, I don't give a fig my dear.........!
I think it was Hitchens that suggested that the word for virgins in the relevant piece of Koranic nonsense may have been borrowed from Aramaic (borrowing from other languages just as common then as it is now). That being the case, the correct translation would be 72 'currant buns'. Lol. Either way, those guys are going to be extremely disappointed.
I think my favorite speculation on this comes from Family Guy though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmN2cVOr5W4
is that even in the koran? someone said it was actually in one of the 'hadith thingies'.
Yep, looks like - just grabbed my Hitch book (God Is Not Great). Hitch was referencing the work of Christoph Luxenburg. My bad - it wasn't buns, it was just raisins (this deal is getting worse by the minute! lol).
Did a quick search and found this (3rd & 4th para):
"Christoph Luxenberg, a scholar of ancient Semitic languages in Germany, argues that the Koran has been misread and mistranslated for centuries. His work, based on the earliest copies of the Koran, maintains that parts of Islam's holy book are derived from pre-existing Christian Aramaic texts that were misinterpreted by later Islamic scholars who prepared the editions of the Koran commonly read today.
So, for example, the virgins who are supposedly awaiting good Islamic martyrs as their reward in paradise are in reality "white raisins" of crystal clarity rather than fair maidens."
http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/02/03/1bkk/04b.html
That's the wonderful thing about zerohedge one comes across obscure polemics cited by people who don't know the Arabic language: for instance in classical Arabic 'At-tin' means fig but according to that orientalist polemic 'at-tin' is synonym with the 'houri'.
Ive heard that before but unless taken out of context and unless figs have eyes ""And (there are) fair ones with wide, lovely eyes,-" 56:22
AND big tits "And voluptuous women of equal age;" 78:33 AND are able to marry "Even so (it will be). And We shall wed them unto fair ones with wide, lovely eyes." 44:54 the text is clear that they are women.
The virgin thing must be the driver.
" I save you, to blow you up! "
Then he gets martyred, and stuck with a bunch of women that don't have the first clue of what to do with a cock if and when faced with one...
After all that and all the little sawed off fucker has to offer is fucking virgins.
So let me see, when you're dead you're kind of dead for a long time right, and you can only be a virgin once right, or so it's alleged, so my question is, if you bang one virgin a night 'cos you're dead then logically if my maths isn't wrong, then you'd run out of virgins after one month. Does anybody else spot a flaw here?
No, you worthless infidel pig. Learned Islamic scholars have reassured us that you can keep banging the ex-virgins for as long as you want afterwards. While still deflower the new batches as they arrive in.
Signed:
Abdullah bin Abdullah al-Said Mohammed bin Hamed el-Khalifa
Only if the nights in Big Mo heaven number 72.
Otherwise you're good for about 2-1/2 months.
But they'll all start fighting long before then and telling you to take out the trash and fix the clothes-dryer.
The only good part is you won't have to clean your shit out of her side of the garage.
Sorry
Something went stupid and I cant delete it
No, now that you've replied to it you can't, you fucking moron.
Not that different from America. We push abortions all day long and then open the borders wide "for the children". People have always managed rational disconnects when it comes to doing what the fuck you want to do. Everyone has an excuse for killing someone, and I'm sure it seems completely rational to them at the time....and some may find they simply enjoy it.
They blow up so fast!
I bet he was a gyne.
FORWARD SOVIET!
So he like to wear different costumes every year for Halloween. So what?
US has to convert more and more to keep the war going...otherwise no one gets paid
Great succes!
Excuse me, which button was I supposed to press again...?....
Where is the part when he is in the White House for 2 terms?
Obama is a doctor too?!
This guy is simply incredible!
Doctor
lawyer
freedom fighter
holy warrior
and leader of the so called fucking free world! Hah!
a veritable Renaissance man....
Three steps to a greater understanding of Abrahamic faith.
I say, we should offer every muslim in the west who wants to go there and fight for ISIS a free business class plane ticket!
On a Boeing and then fly them over Ukraine or Isreal?
Do we think that the CIA could get some pretty good group rates from Malaysian airlines?
well... kerosine doesn't come cheap... :)
but we'll need that plane to transport others so let's just fly them over Iran to be safe...
Boeing = Ryder truck.
put them in a Hercules then open the big door at the back when over the ocean, burial at sea, i heard it's a muslim tradition like what was his name obama bin laden or something?
Look at my chopper
He is a surgeon.
I think I have the exact same knife - cheap internet job, hollow handle, rat tail tang, soft-ish steel and a fake saw blade. It's more a danger to him than anyone else, an utter piece of shit. No one in their right mind would want to take that into combat, but it might be useful as a cheap stage prop - looks menacing enough with its 11 inch blade, but its utter, utter shit. I wanted something to use for just chopping stuff around the garden, but there is no way I'd use it. I'll probably drop it in at the police knife amnesty thingy tbh.
I think the idea is that when they cut someone's head off they want to use the cheapest, dullest knife available. Watch some of the videos. They have no clue how to sharpen a blade evidently.
I don't want to say I am desensitized to beheadings, but it certainly doesn't terrify me as the first beheading (clip) I saw.
You use it as a throw down if you whack someone.
People will do anything to avoid paying back their student loans.
I hope they know that they are virgins for a reason..
:) +10
The best once are already broken to harness before they're 16
Don't die a virgin, there are terrorists UP THERE, waiting for you pic:
Caption- 'Screw being a Dr., it's far better getting paid by dumb as stump U.S. American taxpayer thru CIA!!'
This is what we are up against.....Brainwashing....American Hating......Insane individuals who would love to see the destruction of the US.
The sad thing is we have a US President who thinks these same things. He is single handedly authoring its destruction from the inside!!
Yeah. How about that? Weird, huh?
WB7, can you put Obama's face over that dude's face?
Photo1: Achmed, Sir, I'm afraid you have hemorrhoids.
Photo2: Achmed, I have a cure for your hemorrhoids.
Photo3: Achmed, quick question buddy, why exactly am I wearing C4 and why are you walking away from me with the detonator?
Middle pic: "Check out my new scalpel !!!"
I have a feeling that he'll cost less lives in his current job.
Northern Iraq may be safer than most hospitals given their death statistics, and just wait until Obamacare starts cutting doctors pay. I'm sure it will only get...better.
Astrologically some planet placements and house cup combinations are similar for butchers and doctors
Only the good die young.
Oh, and sometimes pieces of shit also.
The fastest way out of my med school debt - it turns out - is to become a suicide bomber. Thanks to ISIS' school-debt relief program, I plan on being debt free in 3...2...1...
Hey what I do on my own time is my business! Yalls is just hatin!
That's not a knife !
This is a knife !
http://www.tacticalwholesalers.com/Pack-Golok-Knife-Hardwood-Handle-Plai...
dr. moderate extremist
You can't fix 'em if they ain't broken!
Wow! I went on a summer Quran study retreat and look at the cool gifts I got!
Vacation Bomber School?
No snide remarks here. Just more eye opening for me. This is obviously a person who has seen and felt a number of circumstances in his life. That he made this choice is both perplexing and sad.
The value of life has declined so much, we must be very close to a very big war.
The Value of life hasn't declined, you are just more exposed to Muslims now.
Or he is simply another indoctrinated religious idiot. Stupidity has been a recurring theme (daily) in the history of man.
Probably became a doctor to please his father and then discovered Allah-AK47. the religion of peace and 7.62x39.
the value of life has declined
>> Any legitamate total of the US interventions since WW2 shows total deaths in the many millions
the value of life has declined
>> Any legitamate total of the US interventions since WW2 shows total deaths in the many millions
Yes, not prepared to be a suicide bomber but don't you feel the rage inside when you hear the manipulative lies of the western leaders. When you start losing friends and family this feeling of injustice must be terrible
He is still a Dr., now he just has a Clitoral Removal Service.
someone said the 'clitoral thing' only happens in certain african countries, which also happen to be islamic, but it's not an 'islamic thing' per se.
It's not. It existed before Islam, and occurs in non-Islamic cultures too.
Fucking barbaric. Ironically, despite feminists attempting to pin the blame on evil patriarchy, it's the womenfolk who usually carry it out. I doubt the men care... no, in fact, I bet the men would prefer their women to enjoy sex, they'd get more of it that way.
"I'm sorry you diagnosis has come back as Christian and there is nothing else we can do for you".
So, exorcism then, old skool.
He bombed his internship.
rimshot
There will be plenty of operations, they said..
Photo 3
Smell this finger! It used to be the tester finger!
You forgot the last picture on him in a shroud.
They get Corzined when they blow themselves up. Nothing left to shroud.
... and no malpractice insurance needed!
Fullfilling my true dreams now.
love that "we're number one" pose in the pic above
fuck Barry, get the drones
The logical evolution of Obamacare in pictures.
As a doctor, check my crazy eyes. Now da big knife cure dem eyes...um...no, ok maybe not.
"I picked a bad week to start sniffing glue."
Shirley you mean "stop sniffing glue".
And I'm gonna keep callin' you Shirley.
What is the difference between European mothers and some Muslim mothers?
The first wants to see her child grow up and the second wants to see it blow up.
Yeh, I know, this is a really bad joke, so here is another:
Pakistani turns up to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what he wants.
Pakistani answers, "I am here for God."
St Peter turns around and calls out, "Hey God your taxi driver is here."
With Obamacare we can't afford scalpels, so now we use $11 Rambo knives from WalMart.
"Paging Dr. Akbar, Dr. Allahu Akbar."
He'll discover the truth. They were virgins,because no man wanted them while they lived.
The truth is their dicks are so small their woman remain virgins.
signup for Obamacare or else
Dumb - Dumber - Dumbest
edit: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly
I'm hoping for a spot in Jeff Dunham's show
He became a terrorist because he's poor, right Bill?
You have to respect the strength of one who is willing to risk his or her life and fight for what he or she believes in.
What do we, as Americans, believe in?
What are we, as Americans, willing to fight for?
What are we, as Americans, willing to die for?
Pffftttt.
Easy one.
Black Friday sales.
"I scare you with my eyes, then I cut you with my knife, then I will... errr wait a mo, what's so heavy in these damn vest pouches?"
Death Panel.
Obama's interviewing him now for a senior HHS position.
"That's not a breadknife I'm holding, it's my new scalpel"
First, do no harm. Then again...
Oh NO, he looks like he's using a "Russian" AK-47!
Better not let Odumbo know... they are outlawed now!!
Oily Foobar!!
Is this guy angling to be Hitlery's dark horse contender?
He'll cut her off at the by-pass.
(Another rim shot please.)
[Woke up with a hangover]
"I posed for what?"