Caption Contest: The Lifecycle Of An ISIS Fanatic

Tyler Durden's picture

From life-saver to life-taker...


Source: Al Arabiya

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knukles's picture

My he happily reap his 1000 virgin reward.
Let God sort them all out
Hypocritical Oath Taker

Keyser's picture

Reminds me of Achmed the Dead Terrorist... I KEELLLL YOU!!!!

Croesus's picture

"If I do enough to destroy America, maybe I can be next John McCain!"

Harlequin001's picture

Don't worry, he'll be back when he needs another job. Once he's destroyed everything else near him and he realises there's no way in his 'heaven' he can make a decent living...

Then he'll come back to what he hates to make some money and pretend he likes us...

SoberOne's picture

Ali Baba's circumcisions.

The Phu's picture

Scalpal??  I don't need no stinkin' scalpal!!

FuzzyDunlop21's picture

"Unfortunately since there is no Obamacare in Iraq, I need to join ISIS in order to kill people instead of doing so directly with my MD"

Stuck on Zero's picture

Exactly so.  He's much more dangerous with an MD than as a terrorist.


Manthong's picture

If you like your terrorist butcher doctor, you can keep your terrorist butcher doctor.]

Somehow, I don’t think Hippocrates was well regarded, or even regarded at all by Moohammid

rehypothecator's picture

The surgeon's scalpel removes the evil, cancerous tumor from the otherwise good, healthy body.  The jihadist removes the evil infidels (and their nightclub or schoolbus) from the otherwise healthy country.  It's all the same thing, it just depends on what one thinks good and evil are.  

TeamDepends's picture

At ISIS University Med School he specialized in heart and lung removal.

hedgeless_horseman's picture



I saw the original movie with Mel Gibson...

gold-is-not-dead's picture

He's just asking for attention or he's gay, that's not a terrorist.

I am more equal than others's picture




Doggie Houser Hamas wants to meet 72 virgin men.

bobola's picture

The 3rd photo.

Is that a multi-beer coozie on his chest?

Is he heading for a soccer game, and wanting to avoid the high cost of stadium beer?

boogerbently's picture

....and a lawnmower in the garage, behind him !

RafterManFMJ's picture

...and I thought my medical internship was bad!

spekulatn's picture

He's just asking for attention and he's gay, that's not a terrorist.



Poundsand's picture

Actually they only have one class.  Head removal.

RaceToTheBottom's picture

He was at the head of his class.

Ba dum, dum bump

Normalcy Bias's picture

I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. This is fargin war!

strannick's picture

Keynesian broken windows theory in the medical profession

shovelhead's picture

Before Obama-care...

After Obama-care.

teslaberry's picture

hey surf, i went back and asaw a comment you wrote about a llawsuit you filed. you should be careful and mindful of what you are doing.

i'm a lawyer and from my extensive reading and paying attention to the news, there seem to have been incidents where filing repeated lawsuits in very sensitive areas will, at the very least get you a serious profile with the powers that be.

if the lawsuit is sensitive enough, and you keep refiling---you could get whacked.

just be careful.....

Bryan's picture

+1 for a fellow Bugs Bunny groupie.  :-)

ugmug's picture

Allahu Akbar ....wearing Halloween costumes.

dracos_ghost's picture

He'll fit right in with the Obamacare Death Panels.

Mr Pink's picture

Amazing what a little CIA money will make someone do

Monty Burns's picture

Of course he'll be back to the hated infidels, no doubt demanding back pay for the time waging jihad.

tonyw's picture

from the linked article

"...Al Anzi was reportedly killed on July 11 in an Iraqi military air-strike on an ISIS assembly in Mosul...."


he won't be going anywhere

shovelhead's picture

Well there's one guy who's not worried about his non-dischargable student loan debt.

Just put it on the tab.

XitSam's picture

If Obama had a son ...

Headbanger's picture

LMFAO!  That's perfect!

lakecity55's picture

...he'd be shagging guys on the southside of Chicago.

boattrash's picture

I think we may have a Caption Contest Winner!

Way to go XitSam!

Sudden Debt's picture

Here's picture number 4!

now who is he? I say, number 3!!... or 5... 5 is also a good one...


lakecity55's picture

Dude, that is Backdoor Barry with some guys who gave bad head!

Hippocratic Oaf's picture


Looked a little fucked up as a doc, no?

gmak's picture

Figs. it's figs, not virgins.  The original phrase was written in a dialect that said one would get figs - a rare treat. It's a bit like saying champagne and caviar for the rest of us, as a reward.

Richard Chesler's picture

The pedophile prophet was likely referring to virgin boys.


lakecity55's picture

Well, I always wondered why Backdoor Barry liked Islam. Now we know.

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

70 figs!!!   Party time!

Sounds pretty good, until you find out the alternative is virgins.  I mean, come on.  Figs or virgins?  Obviously the imam who said it translates as virgins got VERY POPULAR very quickly.

KanKhaderKhanKan's picture

Know classical Arabic do you? Btw if Mohammed's pagan rivals - who had no qualms about calling him a madman and soothsayer - made no comment about his marriage to Aisha then how could you deem his behaviour deviant if Mohammed's peers didn't? Furthermore how old was Mary when she had Jesus? What does that make the christian god for impregnating a young child?

Oldwood's picture

I've heard it called a lot of different things, but never a fig.

Damn, now I got to throw away my fig newtons.