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Caption Contest: The Lifecycle Of An ISIS Fanatic
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"I'm guessing they weren't virgins then. A lap dance to AC/DC's 'Girls Got Rhythm' should've been my first clue."
I am sure, if you are a doctor, some patients will push you to do that.
The IDF sponsored me at US medical school and now I get to infiltrate Muslim gatherings every weekend in Gaza and Ramallah with my photographer bodyguard. Join the IDF today and become a real tool.
Don't mind these, doctors orders.
They grow up so quickly...
They blow-up so quickly.
At least he's walking the walk. Certain American "patriots" could learn from him.
Dr. Strangelove in training.
From Patient Taker to Patient Maker in 3 easy steps.
Downsized by ObamaCare, I decided to join the Lucrative career of piliaging...
Keep him out of the H1B program!
He is just creating more customers for his day job.
You aren't going to be successful sitting on your ass waiting for patients. Go make some!
He can get multiple new patients like this:
Islamic Terrorist Funeral Gets An Unexpected Surprise Endinghttp://vimeo.com/101431610#at=0
TomGa,-- allah cadaver!
Obamacare Poster Boy.
Kevorkian.
Cost of medical school: $300,000
Serrated edge knife: $40
Chance to become management in the new caliphate: Priceless!
"I'm not a real Doctor but I play one on TV."
Don't panic, we're Koranic!
So GYN to Gehaudy...seems normal to me
He took the Heebrewkratic oath...
Damn HMOs!
He could be the new spokeman for Ronco Knives infomercials.
but is he dead yet?
Nope, he's still kickin at the ripe young age of 79...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Popeil
The west aren't the only ones that can conduct surgical strikes
Have a nice life, Bucktooth Fuck !
Don't Mormons do something like this as well? :D
When Zero Hedge was taken over by zionist fanatics? Dr. Faisal Shaman Al-Eneizi, who indeed joined the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, died in an airstrike carried out by Iraqi forces intended to kill Kurdish fighters.
We are equal opportunity haters around here. Sweat not. We make fun of everyone. You're kinda mockable yourself given that you make that statement without looking around.
So he was gonna suicide bomb and we are supposed to be sad he got killed in an airstrike?
Oh, so sorry bout your buddy.
The whole thing is a clusterfuck.
“And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.” Signed Dr. (and terrorist to the British) Benjamin Rush
Hey, as long as he's not on a government payroll he's ok with me. Bad at game theory, but the Malthusian flair is a nice touch.
Stupid does as Stupid is....
Dr. Al-Eneizi died in a Mosul airstrike carried out by the Iraqi air force. His brother, Mohammed, states that Faisal could not have joined ISIL (also known as Daash) because he was a shiite muslim whereas ISIL is a sunni organization. He also states that the bombings reached the private clinic where his brother was at during the airstrike. By the way, some news sources state that the objective of the Iraqi air force was ISIL with whom, apparently, Kurds were collaborating. If a reader is interested in learning more about the Mohammed interview, you can google translate this link: http://www.an7a.com/145241
"I am doctor, I cut off your head and then I sew it back on no"
"What is that noise? it sounds like jets, lets go outside and look no"
"all praise Allens Snackbar"
Here, take these two aspirin.............I SAID TAKE'EM!!!!!
(swipe)
The Middle East is a living hell, so better to take life than create!