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Darth Vadar redeemed himself in the end.
They meant dick Cheney
This is no more than evidence of the stupidity of the sheeple.
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill
i may not argue against your point, but 'sheeple' pretty must invalidates it, just so you know.
I'm waiting for Senator Obama to turn into Emperor Obama. Wait.....
I was hoping to see the name Vlad Putin on that list....he probably would have reached the top 10!!!
Top 10% that is
In his defense, Darth Vader did offer to "end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy."
The "law and order" ticket is always popular.
why is congress and JarJar Binks separate categories?
“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
? Winston Churchill
I am the future and the past.... I have been your master for centuries.....and will be your master
Annunaki - 'princely offspring' and take their name of the sky god Anu
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Anakin Skywalker - born into royalty and with a high level of special blood (Midi-chlorians).
Random selection would be better than what we've been getting via the greed plan...(re)enter sotition:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sortition
Well, if you want to play that game ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anubis
I think that character matches up very closely with Darth Vader.
"What difference does it make?" - Hillary Clinton
If it comes down to Hillary vs. Ted Cruz, I'm voting for JarJar.
Well that line in ROTS where Padme says, "So this is how Liberty dies, to thunderous applause", was eerily similar to the scene after "passing" Obamacare.
#BuckFarack
Probably the dumbest response I've ever read here. Congrats, bruce!
Everyone under Darth Vader really sums up where we are.
The average American may be dumb but not so dumb as to recognize that congress and the lot of them fuckers are worse than Darth Vader. I guess it's personal this time...
I just figured out how the Libertarian Party can win its first presidential election.
May the farce be with you.
What's worse are the ones under Jar Jar.
OMFG - I was laughing my ass off that Rick Santorum actually managed to beat Jar Jar. WTF?
Every time I read a quip from WC I realize how far out politicians have fallen.
Regards,
Cooter
I just love that Jar Jar Binks ranked higher than Pelosi and Reid.
Hillary is medically documented, brain damaged, for LIFE.
She is polling #1 ????
Anybody voting for her should also be labeled brain damaged and have those voting privlages revoked.
They should also probably be required to wear helmets, for their own good as well as that of the rest of us.
People are pretty sure even a retard would be smarter than 0bam0.
You would be very hard pressed to find a retard that wants to hurt you in anyway.
Obama...well nuff'said
What is more dangerous is a retard who thinks he is a genius and that would be tolerable unless the genius-retard actually has power.
We're all screwed.
Your comparison is an insult to retards everywhere.
Washington Post poll. Another media outlet would get completely different stats.
i don't see the really really really bad guys on the list.....satan, putin, castro, north korea, cancer, cockroaches, palestinian babies, or that world war two dude.
Re Hillary brain damaged for life:
It's that equal opportunity thing poking its nose in again.
The world's first brain-damaged female President!
Cheney doesn't hold a candle to Dearth Vader. At this point in his career, Vader had already blown up a planet, where Cheney is still struggling to form a super alliance to do the same. Vader could perform direct "dark side Jedi mind tricks" where Cheney still needs subterfuge and his media pals. Vader was redeemed in the end because he was born a decent person and descended into darkness. Cheney was hatched from Satan and therefore will be tossed into the Lake of Fire when his pacemaker battery dies.
No comparison.
yoda polled higher than hillary only because he's better looking.
I would vote for that big-ass sand wormy thing in the desert over Hillary.
Somebody has to run the place. It might as well be a hellish, giant, carnivorous worm.
I thought you said you didn't want Hillary?
I would like to see Jar Jar Binks and Hillary match wits in a debate before I decide.
Yousa no care what difference it make. Missa feel yousa pain.
@BlindMonkey, I think that big-assed sand wormy thing was in Dune, not that it invalidates your point
zhandax, The big sand wormy thing under the sand WITH ALL THE TEETH. The one with Jabba the Hut.
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The Sarlacc is what the thing is called.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarlacc
All_Your_Base,
That was funny. I can't stop LingOL.
What the hell is wrong with all of you? Barrack Obama can´t run again per the constitution ( two times president) and neither can Ted Cruz (born in Canada)! And Hillary in the top!?Have you as a nation collectively gone insane? Who made this crap questionnaire up?
Obama can't run again? I guess you haven't heard... He has a pen.
As for Cruz, he was born in USA and his mother or father had canadian citizenship so he recieved it also. He would have to renounce it to run for prez.
Yeah.Right. And he has a birtcertificate to show...? Isn´t all this wearing a bit thin?
Actually it appears I had it backwards. He was born in Canada to a Canadian and an American, granting him citizenship in both countries.
I actually do think that should disqualify him but in this age of "precedent" being the law, he's all clear.
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/ted-cruz-birth-certificate-95668.html
You better wake up and start taking notice. It´s gettin´late in the game! I guess you don´t have a clue to why there is such a rush to open the borders to Central-America?
ZH is funnier than the Onion.
Wapo is scams and schemes for DC scum.
Funny and scary.And surpirsing that folks living on far-away continents have better knowledge on which presidential candidates are unelectable than the folks doing the voting. Unelectable if you stick to the rules and regs.Not that it seems to matter much of lately.
CuntZilla is still high on the list. Sigh...fucking idiots.
Cuntingly, cuntish says I - Yoda
At least Darth didn't pretend to be something he isn't... As opposed to say, Hillary Clinton pretending to be human.
The word 'reptiles' comes to mind. But if you agree to dance with the devil, you need to know there's a price.
If Darth Vader were so popular why didn't he run for president in 2008 after being VP for 8 years?
What's scarier, darth vader, who can choke you from across the room, or darth Chaney shooting you in the face with a shotgun?
Wait, they said that was an accident!
/sarc
I always thought that Darth Vader was Hillary Clinton; they look the same and have the same mannerisms
Ho hum
Would be a whole lot funnier if hillary wasn't at the top of the non-fiction section.
Her book Hard Choice's has bombed on actual sales, but that means nothing when it comes to the bestseller lists. Sort of like the Nobel Peace Prize these days.
"Simon & Schuster will not sell enough books to make up for Mrs. Clinton’s advance, said a publishing executive who did not want to speak on the record about a competitor’s book."
http://dailycaller.com/2014/06/26/hard-choices-buy-hillarys-new-book-or-...
Yea one of those sweetheard deals where you don't have to pay back the advance, I'm sure.
At least Hitler had to earn his best seller status.
Maybe that was problem? "He was never on the payroll."
Half those sales were to be kept as evidence to be used against her in a court of law. She could have sold heaps more except that no-one else believes they can find a court of law.
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Relax. Diebold will vote for us.
Her advance was nothing more than a campaign donation. If the book had gotten out of the red it would have been nice but it was never meant to do that.
If Simon and Schuster had wanted a real profit they would have researched the real maket place and the advance would have been much smaller. A true reflection of the current book retail space would have shown that her 12 million was outrageous.
Simon and Schuster, et all , got around the campaign finance limits with the advance.
Darth Vader is Barack's real dad.
So Barack is Luke Skywalker? I think your intending meaning is different than what your little mind could produce.
no! there is another...
Jar Jar Binks was his surogate mom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVK42hD9IaY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otPyEsObI1M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1JeI8Ho2OU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=houWhU8Zreo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb-GpK6qUug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yS6E2EXlnI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD9wL0ffxqY
Hmmm.... Now where is the Wookie ?
It is no accident that Chewy is not on this list.
Bruce Buffer: And now, the moment you've been waiting for: The battle of Good vs. Evil clash of the Titans. Brought to YOU by the BIS. . !!!!!!$$$!
and the beat goes on..
gotta wonder what the chart looks like when the captors are polled.
I guess we'll find out when the ballots are printed.
The next president will be exactly who the Rothschild banksters want it to be.
"Now I'm off to go maintain my voting booth. I.e. the guillotine out in the backyard."
You guys are too pessimistic. Personally , I don't think the cabal is long for this world
The cabal is going to END this world at the rate we are going now. People feel it too. I've seen some crazy shit on Facebook(yes I know FB sucks, but it's a great Plebe meter).
Does this mean the GOP's theocracy wing is going to trot out Rick Santorum again for 2016?
Hey, why not, he's beating Jar Jar Binks.
I'm sure they will. I loved hearing gems from him like talking about Iran, stating that religious extremists shouldn't have nuclear weapons. Oh, the irony...
Why no Bibi Satanyahoo in the poll, as he is already de facto Prez based on the evidence?
Painful rectal itch is liked more than this field.
Jesus and Moses would lose to Hillary in black box Diebold voting.
It is written and foredained by the Satanist spawn.
Moses never loses. Always a profit. No profit; not the real Moses.
Jesus Saves, but Moses invests!
Jabba the Hut not on the poll? Oh. Nevermind. Chris Cristy at 1 percent. Sorry.
lucky mickey mouse, flipper, larry the lounge lizard and a cockroach werent on the list
Bingo +1+
On the Avatar.
Darth Vader gave birth to Luke, and Barack was afterbirth.
Vader/Palpatine 2016!
There's no way BobaFett doesn't beat Hillary. He can't tie the Hillabeast. I want a recount.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqiasBVGtX8
If you look at Jabba the Hut, he looks like Hillary with an extra 40 lbs.
http://www.westernjournalism.com/hillary-clinton-caught-with-her-pants-d...
Ha! i laugh at all those below Jar-Jar.
JarJar Binks basically moves to create the empire. Just saying. He's a douche.
I'd give $500 to a Don't Vote campaign. Billboards, commercials, bumper stickers, t-shirts.
lol @ the people who did worse than Jar Jar Binks
Why is Elizabeth Warren lower than Obama? I don't remember her signing the enabling act or drawing stupid red lines.
It is because of all the racists. You know she is a native American, right?
Note that Senator Palpatine (the hidden Emperor) is polling better than even many GOP guys, including Ted Cruz.
I take "Palpatine" to be GHW Bush.
Obama for third term!!
I thought Obama was jar jar.
don't we have somthing better to do?
obviously not... ;-D
fake!!! no way Jar Jar finishes below Biden...
The candidate closest to zero is Bernie Madoff's former lobbyist.
Who was Madoff's former lobbyist you might ask?
Drum roll please...
Chris Christie.
Madoff for Treasury Sect. He can run one hellva ponzi
He only went to prison because he ripped off another Jew. He isn't all bad, just stupid.
College level literacy should be a requirement to vote. Or at least 12th grade.
Be careful what you wish for....
You gotta admit Darth Vader has a better fashion sense than Hillary.
Vote for Yoda I would!
Obviously this was meant to be funny (I hope), but did anyone mention that Barack Obama is not a potential 2016 candidate?
In the real human category, that is.
What?
No love for Jar Jar?
This poll is FUCKED UP!
The slimmest I've ever seen Chris Krispy Kreme.....ever!
IF this poll is accurate, that puts Cuntalry at the top of this trash heap.
We ARE fucked!
At the mark start wasting time
mark
Comparison betweem real humans and movies character is unfair. The later do not stand a chance to dissapoint, whilst the first will seize all opportunities to do so...Still believe in humanity, must be masochistic...
considering actually it is chewbacca who is in white house, things cannot be worst.
Yoda would crash the teleprompters.
Crash the teleprompters, Yoda would.
FTFY, ;-D
aaand, May the Schwartz Be With You,,,
Well the Farce is strong...and this is no poll without Helmet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygE01sOhzz0
Right there in that graph is the slimest I've ever seen Chris Christie.
And, since when is Nancy Pelosi "Real People"?
This whole comparison is absurd. Why put fictional characters on the list of comparables? Why were Superman, Batman, Spiderman and other similar movie heroes excluded if the poll sponsors were being whimsical? Why not put the latest and greatest real life sports heroes on the list like LeBron and Tim Howard? (although neither is of age to run for President)
I didn't think it was possible to be less liked than Jar Jar Binks
Sorry for double post.
Jar Jar Binks is more popular than Boehner/Pelosi. Beautiful.