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...Darth Vader is more popular than all the 2016 Presidential candidates...


Source: The Washington Post

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Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:24 | 4996368 So Close
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Darth Vadar redeemed himself in the end.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:27 | 4996378 max2205
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They meant dick Cheney

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:31 | 4996385 Pladizow
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This is no more than evidence of the stupidity of the sheeple.

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:35 | 4996408 brucekeller
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i may not argue against your point, but 'sheeple' pretty must invalidates it, just so you know.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:37 | 4996415 Beam Me Up Scotty
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I'm waiting for Senator Obama to turn into Emperor Obama. Wait.....

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:40 | 4996438 Bingo Hammer
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I was hoping to see the name Vlad Putin on that list....he probably would have reached the top 10!!!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:41 | 4996442 Bingo Hammer
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Top 10% that is 

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 23:04 | 4996516 Dollarmedes
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In his defense, Darth Vader did offer to "end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy."

The "law and order" ticket is always popular.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 23:17 | 4996546 DaveyJones
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why is congress and JarJar Binks separate categories?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 23:19 | 4996572 CheapBastard
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“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.” 


Winston Churchill

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 23:51 | 4996664 kliguy38
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I am the future and the past.... I have been your master for centuries.....and will be your master

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 00:22 | 4996738 BLOTTO
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Annunaki - 'princely offspring' and take their name of the sky god Anu


Anakin Skywalker - born into royalty and with a high level of special blood (Midi-chlorians).


Thu, 07/24/2014 - 03:12 | 4996972 Heavy
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Random selection would be better than what we've been getting via the greed plan...(re)enter sotition:



Thu, 07/24/2014 - 07:25 | 4997188 dynomutt
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Well, if you want to play that game ...




I think that character matches up very closely with Darth Vader.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 08:41 | 4997373 ndotken
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"What difference does it make?" - Hillary Clinton

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 00:51 | 4996810 Lost My Shorts
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If it comes down to Hillary vs. Ted Cruz, I'm voting for JarJar.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 09:10 | 4997464 Grinder74
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Well that line in ROTS where Padme says, "So this is how Liberty dies, to thunderous applause", was eerily similar to the scene after "passing" Obamacare.


Thu, 07/24/2014 - 01:00 | 4996825 Statetheist
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Probably the dumbest response I've ever read here. Congrats, bruce!

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 23:09 | 4996538 Crash Overide
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Everyone under Darth Vader really sums up where we are.

The average American may be dumb but not so dumb as to recognize that congress and the lot of them fuckers are worse than Darth Vader. I guess it's personal this time...

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 23:40 | 4996635 bag holder
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I just figured out how the Libertarian Party can win its first presidential election.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 02:33 | 4996914 CuttingEdge
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May the farce be with you.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 09:41 | 4997592 Grinder74
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What's worse are the ones under Jar Jar.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 09:57 | 4997679 Citxmech
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OMFG - I was laughing my ass off that Rick Santorum actually managed to beat Jar Jar.  WTF?

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 00:12 | 4996723 CrazyCooter
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Every time I read a quip from WC I realize how far out politicians have fallen.



Thu, 07/24/2014 - 14:30 | 4999535 jcpicks
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I just love that Jar Jar Binks ranked higher than Pelosi and Reid.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:31 | 4996390 boogerbently
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Hillary is medically documented, brain damaged, for LIFE.

She is polling #1 ????

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:47 | 4996465 TheRideNeverEnds
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Anybody voting for her should also be labeled brain damaged and have those voting privlages revoked.


They should also probably be required to wear helmets, for their own good as well as that of the rest of us.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:47 | 4996467 RafterManFMJ
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People are pretty sure even a retard would be smarter than 0bam0.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 23:25 | 4996595 CCanuck
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You would be very hard pressed to find a retard that wants to hurt you in anyway.

Obama...well nuff'said

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 01:47 | 4996866 FreedomGuy
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What is more dangerous is a retard who thinks he is a genius and that would be tolerable unless the genius-retard actually has power.

We're all screwed.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 14:08 | 5004351 boogerbently
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Your comparison is an insult to retards everywhere.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 23:23 | 4996588 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Washington Post poll. Another media outlet would get completely different stats.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 05:30 | 4997075 what's that smell
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i don't see the really really really bad guys on the list.....satan, putin, castro, north korea, cancer, cockroaches, palestinian babies, or that world war two dude.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 00:14 | 4996728 PT
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Re Hillary brain damaged for life:

It's that equal opportunity thing poking its nose in again.

The world's first brain-damaged female President!

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 05:48 | 4997089 Frankie Carbone
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Cheney doesn't hold a candle to Dearth Vader. At this point in his career, Vader had already blown up a planet, where Cheney is still struggling to form a super alliance to do the same. Vader could perform direct "dark side Jedi mind tricks" where Cheney still needs subterfuge and his media pals. Vader was redeemed in the end because he was born a decent person and descended into darkness. Cheney was hatched from Satan and therefore will be tossed into the Lake of Fire when his pacemaker battery dies. 

No comparison. 

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 22:33 | 4996397 bigdumbnugly
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yoda polled higher than hillary only because he's better looking.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 23:35 | 4996615 BlindMonkey
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I would vote for that big-ass sand wormy thing in the desert over Hillary.

Somebody has to run the place. It might as well be a hellish, giant, carnivorous worm.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 03:18 | 4996978 CharlieSDT
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I thought you said you didn't want Hillary?

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 23:55 | 4996672 Better_late_tha...
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I would like to see Jar Jar Binks and Hillary match wits in a debate before I decide.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 00:53 | 4996814 All_Your_Base
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Yousa no care what difference it make. Missa feel yousa pain.


Thu, 07/24/2014 - 01:31 | 4996858 zhandax
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@BlindMonkey, I think that big-assed sand wormy thing was in Dune, not that it invalidates your point

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 02:07 | 4996890 Serenity Now
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zhandax, The big sand wormy thing under the sand WITH ALL THE TEETH.  The one with Jabba the Hut.  

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 04:13 | 4996931 Lore
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Thu, 07/24/2014 - 18:25 | 5001000 BlindMonkey
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The Sarlacc is what the thing is called.




Thu, 07/24/2014 - 02:08 | 4996893 Serenity Now
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That was funny.  I can't stop LingOL.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 05:10 | 4997066 Thom_333
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What the hell is wrong with all of you? Barrack Obama can´t run again per the constitution ( two times president) and neither can Ted Cruz (born in Canada)! And Hillary in the top!?Have you as a nation collectively gone insane? Who made this crap questionnaire up?

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 07:42 | 4997241 N2OJoe
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Obama can't run again? I guess you haven't heard... He has a pen.

As for Cruz, he was born in USA and his mother or father had canadian citizenship so he recieved it also. He would have to renounce it to run for prez.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 08:17 | 4997322 Thom_333
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Yeah.Right. And he has a birtcertificate to show...? Isn´t all this wearing a bit thin?

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 08:28 | 4997340 N2OJoe
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Actually it appears I had it backwards. He was born in Canada to a Canadian and an American, granting him citizenship in both countries.

I actually do think that should disqualify him but in this age of "precedent" being the law, he's all clear.


Mon, 07/28/2014 - 02:41 | 5011707 Thom_333
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You better wake up and start taking notice. It´s gettin´late in the game! I guess you don´t have a clue to why there is such a rush to open the borders to Central-America?

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