You Know It's Bad When...

Tyler Durden's picture

...Darth Vader is more popular than all the 2016 Presidential candidates...


Source: The Washington Post

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So Close's picture

Darth Vadar redeemed himself in the end.

max2205's picture

They meant dick Cheney

Pladizow's picture

This is no more than evidence of the stupidity of the sheeple.

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

brucekeller's picture

i may not argue against your point, but 'sheeple' pretty must invalidates it, just so you know.

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

I'm waiting for Senator Obama to turn into Emperor Obama. Wait.....

Bingo Hammer's picture

I was hoping to see the name Vlad Putin on that list....he probably would have reached the top 10!!!

Dollarmedes's picture

In his defense, Darth Vader did offer to "end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy."

The "law and order" ticket is always popular.

DaveyJones's picture

why is congress and JarJar Binks separate categories?

CheapBastard's picture

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.” 


Winston Churchill

kliguy38's picture

I am the future and the past.... I have been your master for centuries.....and will be your master

BLOTTO's picture

Annunaki - 'princely offspring' and take their name of the sky god Anu


Anakin Skywalker - born into royalty and with a high level of special blood (Midi-chlorians).


Heavy's picture

Random selection would be better than what we've been getting via the greed plan...(re)enter sotition:

dynomutt's picture

Well, if you want to play that game ...


I think that character matches up very closely with Darth Vader.

ndotken's picture

"What difference does it make?" - Hillary Clinton

Lost My Shorts's picture

If it comes down to Hillary vs. Ted Cruz, I'm voting for JarJar.

Grinder74's picture

Well that line in ROTS where Padme says, "So this is how Liberty dies, to thunderous applause", was eerily similar to the scene after "passing" Obamacare.


Statetheist's picture

Probably the dumbest response I've ever read here. Congrats, bruce!

Crash Overide's picture

Everyone under Darth Vader really sums up where we are.

The average American may be dumb but not so dumb as to recognize that congress and the lot of them fuckers are worse than Darth Vader. I guess it's personal this time...

bag holder's picture

I just figured out how the Libertarian Party can win its first presidential election.

CuttingEdge's picture

May the farce be with you.

Grinder74's picture

What's worse are the ones under Jar Jar.

Citxmech's picture

OMFG - I was laughing my ass off that Rick Santorum actually managed to beat Jar Jar.  WTF?

CrazyCooter's picture

Every time I read a quip from WC I realize how far out politicians have fallen.



jcpicks's picture

I just love that Jar Jar Binks ranked higher than Pelosi and Reid.

boogerbently's picture

Hillary is medically documented, brain damaged, for LIFE.

She is polling #1 ????

TheRideNeverEnds's picture

Anybody voting for her should also be labeled brain damaged and have those voting privlages revoked.


They should also probably be required to wear helmets, for their own good as well as that of the rest of us.

RafterManFMJ's picture

People are pretty sure even a retard would be smarter than 0bam0.

CCanuck's picture

You would be very hard pressed to find a retard that wants to hurt you in anyway.

Obama...well nuff'said

FreedomGuy's picture

What is more dangerous is a retard who thinks he is a genius and that would be tolerable unless the genius-retard actually has power.

We're all screwed.

boogerbently's picture

Your comparison is an insult to retards everywhere.

fxrxexexdxoxmx's picture

Washington Post poll. Another media outlet would get completely different stats.

what's that smell's picture

i don't see the really really really bad guys on the list.....satan, putin, castro, north korea, cancer, cockroaches, palestinian babies, or that world war two dude.

PT's picture

Re Hillary brain damaged for life:

It's that equal opportunity thing poking its nose in again.

The world's first brain-damaged female President!

Frankie Carbone's picture

Cheney doesn't hold a candle to Dearth Vader. At this point in his career, Vader had already blown up a planet, where Cheney is still struggling to form a super alliance to do the same. Vader could perform direct "dark side Jedi mind tricks" where Cheney still needs subterfuge and his media pals. Vader was redeemed in the end because he was born a decent person and descended into darkness. Cheney was hatched from Satan and therefore will be tossed into the Lake of Fire when his pacemaker battery dies. 

No comparison. 

bigdumbnugly's picture

yoda polled higher than hillary only because he's better looking.

BlindMonkey's picture

I would vote for that big-ass sand wormy thing in the desert over Hillary.

Somebody has to run the place. It might as well be a hellish, giant, carnivorous worm.

CharlieSDT's picture

I thought you said you didn't want Hillary?

Better_late_than_never's picture

I would like to see Jar Jar Binks and Hillary match wits in a debate before I decide.

All_Your_Base's picture

Yousa no care what difference it make. Missa feel yousa pain.


zhandax's picture

@BlindMonkey, I think that big-assed sand wormy thing was in Dune, not that it invalidates your point

Serenity Now's picture

zhandax, The big sand wormy thing under the sand WITH ALL THE TEETH.  The one with Jabba the Hut.  

Serenity Now's picture


That was funny.  I can't stop LingOL.

Thom_333's picture

What the hell is wrong with all of you? Barrack Obama can´t run again per the constitution ( two times president) and neither can Ted Cruz (born in Canada)! And Hillary in the top!?Have you as a nation collectively gone insane? Who made this crap questionnaire up?

N2OJoe's picture

Obama can't run again? I guess you haven't heard... He has a pen.

As for Cruz, he was born in USA and his mother or father had canadian citizenship so he recieved it also. He would have to renounce it to run for prez.

Thom_333's picture

Yeah.Right. And he has a birtcertificate to show...? Isn´t all this wearing a bit thin?

N2OJoe's picture

Actually it appears I had it backwards. He was born in Canada to a Canadian and an American, granting him citizenship in both countries.

I actually do think that should disqualify him but in this age of "precedent" being the law, he's all clear.

Thom_333's picture

You better wake up and start taking notice. It´s gettin´late in the game! I guess you don´t have a clue to why there is such a rush to open the borders to Central-America?