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Meanwhile, Ukraine's Government Collapses, PM Yatsenyuk Resigns

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As if Ukraine was not struggling through enough turmoil currently, Bloomberg reports that the fragile coalition government has collapsed after two parties quit. The UDAR and Svoboda parties said they’d leave the government and seek a snap parliamentary ballot. Tempers have been fraying recently as numerous brawls have broken out in parliament ahead of President Poroshenko's pledge to call elections this year. All we have to do now is find out who Washington would like to see in power? The end result: Prime Minister Yatsenyuk just resigned. The big question now is what will the IMF do about the remaining tranches of its loans? Via BBG:


How The Ukrainian government has settled these problems in the past.

As Bloomberg reports,

Ukraine’s coalition collapsed after two parties quit during a months-long pro-Russian insurgency in the nation’s east that downed a Malaysian Air jet last week.


The UDAR and Svoboda parties said they’d leave the government and seek a snap parliamentary ballot, according to statements today on their websites. Under the constitution, the former Soviet republic has 30 days to form a new coalition or it must call early elections. The existing cabinet will remain in place in the meantime.


Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk’s government, took over the country in February after pro-European street protests prompted Kremlin-backed President Viktor Yanukovych to flee to Russia. Yanukovych’s successor, billionaire Petro Poroshenko, had pledged to call parliamentary elections this year.


“We will probably have snap parliamentary elections at the end of October,” Yuriy Yakymenko, the head of political research at the Razumkov Center, said by phone from Kiev today. “This option was probably agreed on by political parties seeking elections and the president.”


The government and the current parliament will keep working until new institutions are formed, he said. Olga Lappo, Yatsenyuk’s spokeswoman, declined to comment when reached by phone today.

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Thu, 07/24/2014 - 10:47 | 4998077 PartysOver
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Damn, the USSA really knows how to pick a winning hand.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 10:56 | 4998131 Urban Redneck
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The Parliament just outlawed the Communist Party, which held 23 seats, and there is a civil war going on in the east half of the country, and guess who will be counting the votes in the next election... This actually is a winning hand...

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:01 | 4998193 Headbanger
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Watch..  The chaos that follows in Ukraine gives Putin ample reason to sent Russian troops into its eastern region as "peace keepers"

Mean while Barry is fretting about being three over on the 14th par 4

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:03 | 4998209 SWRichmond
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CNN will be screaming "No!  We have to talk about the false flag plane downing!"

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:06 | 4998242 williambanzai7
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Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:10 | 4998268 Itchy and Scratchy
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Your pics r the best ever!

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:15 | 4998302 TahoeBilly2012
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Where's Banzai? Or here he is, baaahahaha.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:19 | 4998334 Four chan
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they should erect a boxing ring in the middle of their house of legislature. then we would see some governing.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:27 | 4998397 NotApplicable
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When two tribes go to war, one is all that you can score.


Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:56 | 4998628 THX 1178
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The USSA sez, "Well, the false flag plane crash didnt work, so please, Yatsenyuk, setp down and create a power vacuum... thatll get shit heated real quick."

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:13 | 4998737 COSMOS
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Yatsenyuk resigns, figures that parasite detaches after feeding on IMF money as much as he could steal.  He leaves govt before the winter disaster when it all sinks in to the people that they are screwed.  He will be on his megayacht in the Mediterranean denying any culpability.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:17 | 4998760 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Yatsenyuk was an attempt to bring a measure of stability to Ukraine in the face of Russia's ongoing destabilizing efforts.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:34 | 4998845 COSMOS
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Do you work for the IMF  or are you a EU paper pusher, seriously dude you scare me.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:47 | 4998912 7.62x54r
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Apparently outlawing the CP was not enough for the Svoboda nazis.

I guess they wanted them put in death camps.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:54 | 4998956 Latina Lover
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While I am glad that 'Yats the Rat' is bailing, I suspect that the USSA instructed the Ukraine parliament to dissolve and re constitute into an even more evil entity.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:55 | 4998972 Manthong
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Hey, this is working out just about as good as Iraq.

Way to go, Choomster!

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 13:03 | 4999025 surfsup
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Total perfection Banz... 

     girly boy has issues... 

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 13:38 | 4999229 Quus Ant
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Excellent work Banzai.  Comped so well I did a spit take.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 14:08 | 4999392 Thought Processor
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This is all related to the MH-17 evidence showing clearly that the Ukraine was responsible.  

It will eventually also show that the west was involved (deeply) and that this is the beginning of things unraveling as the truth comes out about what really happened.


Much more to come on this.  The photos of the wreckage are telling a different story entirely.  They are the evidence.  The Ukraine flight control recordings will also be important and there should be many copies of this as it was recorded simultaneously in different locations.


The whole thing is about to blow open.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 17:02 | 5000431 whyami
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Those idiots should have figured out a backup plan to clean their asses before even started the whole thing. Now is a little bit late.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:36 | 4998855 medium giraffe
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Ahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That is all.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:47 | 4998916 McCormick No. 9
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Yatsenyuk + Nuland et al = Dual Citizen Traitor

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 13:17 | 4999110 Squid Viscous
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Flash: Yatsenyuk accepts position with A.E.I. - to be Richard Perle's towel boy ...

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 14:05 | 4999370 CheapBastard
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Their real fight is over splitting up the Billions of IMF Booty to furnish their London condos.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 14:54 | 4999706 Freddie
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David Cameron's klan and his wife's klan have been long time stooges for another banking family.  From Soros Wikipeadia.

A long history of financing wars where innocent people are murdered.

Cameron's paternal forebears also have a long history in finance. His father Ian was senior partner of the stockbrokers Panmure Gordon, in which firm partnerships had long been held by Cameron's ancestors, including David's grandfather and great-grandfather,[3] and was a Director of estate agent John D. Wood. David Cameron's great-great-grandfather Emile Levita, a German Jewish financier (and descendant of Renaissance scholar Elia Levita), who obtained British citizenship in 1871, was the director of the Chartered Bank of India, Australia and China which became Standard Chartered Bank in 1969.[15] His wife, Cameron's great-great-grandmother, was a descendant of the wealthy Danish Jewish Rée family on her father's side.[16][17]

One of Emile's sons, Arthur Francis Levita (died 1910, brother of Sir Cecil Levita),[18] of Panmure Gordon stockbrokers, together with great-great-grandfather Sir Ewen Cameron,[19] London head of the Hongkong and Shanghai Bank, played key roles in arranging loans supplied by the Rothschilds to the Japanese Central Banker (later Prime Minister) Takahashi Korekiyo for the financing of the Japanese Government in the Russo-Japanese war.[2

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 18:51 | 5001172 ptolemy_newit
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when is the family reunion

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:20 | 4998766 Monty Burns
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Whoever it is he/she will also be Jewish to keep all the top positions (PM, President and main regional Governors) in the tribe's hands.  Then again, is it necessary any longer?  The Ukrainian gold is in NY.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 13:16 | 4999108 COSMOS
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This is what total control of the media gets you, a subservient population, look no further than the USA as an example.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 14:42 | 4999614 tvdog
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"The Ukrainian gold is in NY."

Where is the Libyan gold? The German gold?

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 19:56 | 5001468 Monty Burns
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Good question.  Maybe the Ukrainian gold is not in NY after all. Maybe somewhere in the eastern Med.?

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 15:15 | 4999840 Whatchamacallit
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Sure will : Vladimir Groysman.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 16:15 | 5000197 Jack Burton
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Yatsenyuk is smart, he leaves a big winner. Imagine how much IMF money slipped into his hands the last few months. Also, Kiev announced it's third draft call up for the war. Claiming to have suffered no major losses, people ask where the first two drafts have gone then? Answer, buried in the fields of East Ukraine.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 16:58 | 5000414 Poundsand
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Those new draft call ups aren't for dead soldiers.  Ukraine needs to get some soldiers trained and indoctrinated prior to the riots that will come this winter when the gas gets shut off, their economy implodes, and the IMF money runs out or comes due or both.  You can't just get soldiers with an IQ of over 75 that will shoot their own people without a little prep time.


Thu, 07/24/2014 - 16:58 | 5000412 Pie rre
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Their gold has already been shipped to the US. Mission accomplished.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 18:50 | 5001166 Buck Johnson
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You are 100% correct.  And that is exactly what will happen when winter gets around and they look around and see how bad everything is and all the ones to blame are gone and with their money they pilfered.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:27 | 4998398 pods
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I was going to make a boxing joke!  Cause we all know who is going to be annointed.  

(the guy banging the cotton chick)


Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:28 | 4998399 NoDebt
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Not for nothing, but how are Ukraininan bonds still trading above par?  That's some brave investors in those things.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:48 | 4998576 bobby02
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They're not. A handful of funds hold the whole issue and are painting the tape.


Playing with OPM is good and well, but 8% p.a. to take 3 years of Uke risk?

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 13:26 | 4999159 max2205
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I am sure Biden's son will fix this mess

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 16:59 | 5000420 Pie rre
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Don't forget Kerry's relation.  Grandson wasn't it?

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:19 | 4998340 BaBaBouy
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"""Damn, the USSA really knows how to pick a winning hand."""


Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:23 | 4998367 Kirk2NCC1701
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That (b)itchy needs a scratchy.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:43 | 4998549 digitalindustry
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replacment already !  dam they move fast, I wonder what this little hottie will do?


another day another false flag.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:14 | 4998741 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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That is terrifying.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:17 | 4998757 Uncle Remus
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[sound of respirator]

I feel a disturbance in the Hair Club for Men.

[sound of respirator]

[sound of popcorn popping]

[sound of respirator]

[sound of Babylon 5 in background]

[sound of respirator]

[sound of phone dialing]

Vlad! Darth here. Comrade, we need to talk...

[sound of respirator]


Thu, 07/24/2014 - 12:58 | 4998996 Manthong
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Great one WB.. Very becoming..

But I don’t think he’s blond in the short hairs.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 13:09 | 4999064 tradingdaze
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He looks sub-human.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 13:24 | 4999144 Manthong
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That was nice of Tymoshenko to loan out one of her wigs.

She’s probably bald without one, too.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 16:32 | 5000286 williambanzai7
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Victoria Nuland is busy handng cookies out to the families of the MH17 crash victims. Later she will fuck the European Parliament...

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 11:08 | 4998259 strannick
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Exactly. Can't let fundamentals get in the way of incendiary propaganda

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