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Company In Which Joe Biden's Son Is Director Prepares To Drill Shale Gas In East Ukraine

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Recall what we said earlier today: the proxy Ukraine war just like that in Syria preceding it, "is all about energy."

Recall also the following chart showing Ukraine's shale gas deposits, keeping in mind that the Dnieper-Donets basin which lies in the hotly contested eastern part of the nation and where as everyone knows by now a bloody civil war is raging, is the major oil and gas producing region of Ukraine accounting for approximately 90 per cent of Ukrainian production and according to EIA may have 42 tcf of shale gas resources technically recoverable from 197 tcf of risked shale gas in place.


Finally, recall our story from May that Joe Biden's son, Hunter, just joined the board of the largest Ukraine gas producer Burisma Holdings. From the press release:

R. Hunter Biden will be in charge of the Holdings’ legal unit and will provide support for the Company among international organizations. On his new appointment, he commented: “Burisma’s track record of innovations and industry leadership in the field of natural gas means that it can be a strong driver of a strong economy in Ukraine. As a new member of the Board, I believe that my assistance in consulting the Company on matters of transparency, corporate governance and responsibility, international expansion and other priorities will contribute to the economy and benefit the people of Ukraine.”


R. Hunter Biden is also a well-known public figure. He is chairman of the Board of the World Food Programme U.S.A., together with the world’s largest humanitarian organization, the United Nations World Food Programme. In this capacity he offers assistance to the poor in developing countries, fighting hunger and poverty, and helping to provide food and education to 300 million malnourished children around the world.


Company Background:


Burisma Holdings is a privately owned oil and gas company with assets in Ukraine and operating in the energy market since 2002. To date, the company holds a portfolio with permits to develop fields in the Dnieper-Donets, the Carpathian and the Azov-Kuban basins. In 2013, the daily gas production grew steadily and at year-end amounted to 11.6 thousand BOE (barrels of oil equivalent – incl. gas, condensate and crude oil), or 1.8 million m3 of natural gas. The company sells these volumes in the domestic market through traders, as well as directly to final consumers.

Now put it all together and what happens next should be rather clear.

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Still confused? It's very simple, really.

In a nutshell Ukraine (or rather its puppetmasters) has decided to let no crisis (staged or otherwise) or rather civil war, go to waste, and while the fighting rages all around, Ukrainian troopers are helping to install shale gas production equipment near the east Ukrainian town of Slavyansk, which was bombed and shelled for the three preceding months, according to local residents cited by Itar Tass. The reason for the scramble? Under peacetime, the process was expected to take many years, during which Europe would be under the energy dictatorship of Putin. But throw in some civil war and few will notice let alone care that a process which was expected to take nearly a decade if not longer while dealing with broad popular objections to fracking, may instead be completed in months!

Civilians protected by Ukrainian army are getting ready to install drilling rigs. More equipment is being brought in,” they said, adding that the military are encircling the future extraction area.


The people of Slavyansk, which is located in the heart of the Yzovka shale gas field, staged numerous protest actions in the past against its development. They even wanted to call in a referendum on that subject. Environmentalists are particularly concerned with the consequences of hydrofracing, a method used for shale gas extraction, because it implies the use of extremely toxic chemical agents which can poison not only subsoil waters but also the atmosphere. Experts claim that not a single country in the world has invented a method of utilization of harmful toxic agents in the process of development of shale gas deposits.

Countries like the Czech Republic, the Netherlands and France have given up plans to develop shale gas deposits in their territories.

Not only them but also all-important Germany, which two weeks ago announced it would halt shale-gas drilling for the next seven years over groundwater pollution concerns.

Which clearly makes Ukraine, potentially the last place with massive shale gas deposits and no drilling ban, quite valuable to those who want to develop a major source of shale gas, one which reduces Europe's reliance on Russian gas even more, yet one whose future depends on one simple question: who controls East Ukraine?

Because what better way to accelerate "next steps" than to start drilling for gas in the middle of the Donetsk republic as a civil war is waging in all directions, and where public mood has shifted decidedly against the local "separatists" in the aftermath of the MH-17 tragedy.

The punchline: who will develop the gas field in conjunction with Shell (jointly owned by the Netherlands and the UK: the two countries that loathe Putin the most in the aftermath of the MH-17 disaster) which in May 2012 announced a tender for the right to develop the Yuzovka shale gas deposit?

Burisma, Ukraine’s oil and gas production holdings, also has the right to develop the shale gas fields in the Dnieper-Donetsk basin of Eastern Ukraine. The same Burisma where R. Hunter Biden, Joseph's son, was appointed a director two months ago.



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Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:17 | 5005553 The Phallic Crusader
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Ukraine, Syria, Iraq, and Gaza - unrelated, they are not, hmmmm?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:35 | 5005619 Whatchamacallit
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Oh yeah, it's a gas gas gas ...

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 10:14 | 5009482 hot sauce technician
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I come to this site to get a free-market, liberty oriented take on world events yet the comments sections are inundated with Marxist tripe about all wars being banksters' wars and all regional conflicts revolving around natural resources. Bullshit. Religion, ethnicity and culture are at the heart of conflicts today as much as they have been for the past five thousand years. Means of production are just one, and even then a peripheral, consideration of warring nations today. (I'm not talking about the US, which happens to be an exception to the rule, as were all empires. ) Wars for material gain are a luxury only wealthy countries can afford - all the rest fight to maintain their statuses (religious, ethnic, cultural). Material gains resulting from victory are a byproduct. 

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 11:57 | 5009657 overmedicatedun...
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hot sauce, you come here for the wrong reason, there is discussion here, fight club sorta, if you see marist tripe, well have at it. but you might at least read Gen Butler's "war is a racket", to get some backround, many see war as a tool to gain wealth, try LBJ and vietnam as in "Pacific architec and engineers" a firm doing lots of work in Nam during the war, owned by ah someone in the johnson family, ah maybe lady bird...

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 10:56 | 5012569 KidHorn
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The comments section at ZH is not the place to have an intellectual discussion.

It's funny how most of the posters feel they're the enlightened ones. Everyone else is brainwashed by MSM. The reality is they're as brainwashed as everyone else in the opposite extreme.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:18 | 5005555 SgtShaftoe
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fascism bitchez

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:28 | 5005593 LasVegasDave
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In a more enlightened time, he and his father would be swinging from a lampost for abusing the public trust

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:42 | 5005634 LetThemEatRand
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That's okay, though, because they give half a bill to Israel and guys like you are okay with that.  So it balances out.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:56 | 5005687 Slave
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Who here is okay with that?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:59 | 5005696 LetThemEatRand
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Vegas Dave is.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:04 | 5005704 LasVegasDave
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Wrong again asswipe.  All foreign aid should be cut. 

Ill keep my tax dollars, thank you very much.


Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:09 | 5005716 LetThemEatRand
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Fair enough.  I've seen you shilling for Isreal so I assumed, so I guess that made an asswipe out of me.  I stand corrected.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:13 | 5005737 LetThemEatRand
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Good one.  Let's talk about something lighter.   Like... Ukraine.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 21:30 | 5006134 Zeptemberalevin
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heard the weather there has been terrible lately

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:23 | 5005767 Slave
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How is he a zionist pig for criticizing Israel? Pretty good at throwing their viewers off the scent aren't they?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:32 | 5005795 LetThemEatRand
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Before I figured out the Red Team/Blue Team paradigm, I loved Stewart.  He's the closest thing to Carlin we have in the mainstream.  But he's too Blue Team now for my taste (he still too often ignores what they do and only focuses on what they say).  Either way, I think your idea that he's a zionist plant is incorrect.  

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:34 | 5005810 fonzannoon
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He very well might be. It is interesting because he completely controls the millenials brains. So for him to be planting seeds in their brains about Israel is kind of interesting. Considering the rest of hollywood zigged and he zagged on the topic I guess is different to see.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:42 | 5005842 LetThemEatRand
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The thing that is really great about Carlin is that he saw the matrix long before almost any of us did, and certainly before anyone called it that.  I don't know if Stewart also does and just uses it, or if he's in it.  Time will tell.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:45 | 5005852 fonzannoon
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our buddy whiteshadow sent this to me a while back. This is how good Carlin was at calling it ahead of time.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:49 | 5005861 LetThemEatRand
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Fuck, man, now I'm going to be searching for Carlin videos all night!  I guess I'm already on all of the NSA lists, so fuck it.  

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:49 | 5005866 fonzannoon
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"Fuck him and his balls and his bicycles" LOL

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:11 | 5005926 knukles
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Guys, guys, guys....
There is No Way Under the Sun that Stewart is Not An Operative of the NWO/Matrix.

Get real
Wake up

Your exams will be at 0330, those not passing will be digging their own graves by hand and buried alive. Sleep well Comrades

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:31 | 5008665 Carpenter1
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Maybe we'll get lucky and an errand shell will fly his wsy.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 21:11 | 5006090 Dublinmick
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No moron must of us knew what the matrix was long before Carlin and John boy Stewart. Most people just did not have a stage to display it.

'The matrix is much deeper than Carlin or Stewart and anybody trying to figure it out through these clowns was spinning their wheels anyway.

Many of us do no need your goyim/kosher tag team to arrive at conclusions. Those who do find themselves far behind.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 21:24 | 5006113 LetThemEatRand
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I guess you're smarter than everyone, then.  But I guess you already knew that.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 21:24 | 5006117 fonzannoon
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you are a legend in your own mind.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 04:13 | 5006658 Duffy Duck
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I feel the same.  I can't really fault a guy who's Jewish for being somewhat biased in favor of Israel, the country is full of people with a soft spot for "the motherland" or some such.  Good amount of Scottish people of Irish origin that are doubly disposed to not feel "British."  Anyway, I don't think he's anything like a Zionist plant or whatever, and frankly, I've heard people throw the "gatekeeper" thing at Chomsky, even Finkelstein - don't think it's a reasonable assessment if you look at the proverbial body of work, but that's just my opinion.

The reason why I don't bother watching him, or Bill Maher, is that there's plenty on the Left/Dem side that escapes their wit and sarcasm, and it is, especially in Maher's case, a little too biased.


I don't like the religious right, say, either, but this blaming the Tea Party shit has gone well beyond reasonable.  At least Daily Show goes after Obama pretty well.  Maher, and guys like Keith Olbermann, were Carlinesque against Big Brother when it was Bush, but their partisanship has made them hypocrites for the past 6 years.

Then again...  I detest Pelosi and Reid, but the way I look at it, absolutely no one is worse than McCain and Graham and a handful of GOP neocon cunts. 


And watching Rand Paul has been painful.  But then again, again...  as a practical matter, anyone who doesn't kiss the Israel Lobby's ring can simply do nothing.  And that's not RP's fault - that's the fault of the fat, lazy, brainwashed public.

I mean the US Congress has been bought by Israel - and what truly boggles the mind is the sheer, brazen audacity of those disgusting pukes who claim criticism of the Israel Lobby's power is "anti-Semitic."  I don't think most people are perturbed by the ethnic make up or myths, but by the hijacking, against our interests, by deeply embedded agents of a small foreign power looking to use American soldiers, airmen, seamen, and Marines as sword and shield to remake the ME for some fucked up delusion about recreating a regional superpower ethnarchy  -  that never even existed. And with zero - ZERO regard for the lives of tens of thousands of innocent people.


Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:44 | 5005641 Buckaroo Banzai
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In a more enlightened time, the Bidens would never have been allowed to get to this point.

In a more savage time, they might be found swinging from lampposts.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:29 | 5005797 nmewn
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Wait a minute, I thought the Bidens believed in "manmade global warming" and despised Big Oil and Big Gun and Big Corps and Big Banks.

Something isn't quite right here ;-)

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:34 | 5005815 LetThemEatRand
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I get your point, but Biden is from Delaware -- the bank friendly law capital of the world, next to London.  He doesn't even pretend that he's not big bank.  He does pretend on the other things.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:13 | 5005937 knukles
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They're all Reptilians, shape shifting and morphing as necessary to feast upon Humanity's very Soul itself

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:50 | 5005663 Amish Hacker
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The public what?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:52 | 5005674 juangrande
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I'm sorry, which enlightened time? This romanticizing of the American past is mind numbing! There have been rich white assholes running this place pretty much from the beginning and Europe before that. But they can't help it. It's what they do....

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:53 | 5005678 Urban Redneck
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His crooked brother should hang right along with them, the Delaware AG who still can't find a single Delaware bank crime to prosecute (after all it's not like daddy was collecting campaign contributions in change for rubber stamping their self-written banking laws while Hunter was collecting lobbying fees from the very same banks).

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 21:40 | 5006149 booboo
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and shot for stinking up the street

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:30 | 5005601 acetinker
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Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:31 | 5005602 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Crony capitalism and nepotism increasingly appear synonymous.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:06 | 5005712 NoDebt
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Just wait till we get to the incest part.  The DuPonts polluted their own bloodlines to make sure the money and power didn't leave the family.  Can the Bidens be far behind?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:19 | 5005557 Bernoulli
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Every sane person would think they have more important stuff to do than start drilling. But no.


Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:19 | 5005559 Wahooo
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This will be a disaster. Since when did Shell or the lame shell company in Uke acquire the necessary expertise to pull off fracking?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:26 | 5005586 JenkinsLane
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I don't know, ask me another.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:46 | 5005649 acetinker
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Honest question- Since when did borders impede exploitation of resources?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:49 | 5005867 Wahooo
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They don't. But America is still the silicon valley of E&P and fracking experience and technologies are very much concentrated here and not in Europe. Had they said Exxon was doing the job, my comment would have been different. Euro E&Ps fuck things up all the time and they'll fuck this up big time.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:20 | 5005902 acetinker
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Funny, we each hit the reply button within one minute of each other.  What is this E&P you speak of?  Exploration and Production perhaps?

That's not limited by geography my new friend, there are many willing mercenaries who will sell their souls for a big payday in the oilfields.

Edit; You are one of those mercenaries, aren't you?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 23:36 | 5006375 vlad335
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Euro E&Ps fuck things up all the time and they'll fuck this up big time.

Perhaps that is the plan. Make the fracking over there a complete and utter environmental disaster so the Left can point fingers later,

Of course, Biden Jr. will get a big payday beforehand.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:50 | 5005870 acetinker
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Ok mook, i gave you over an hour, but the answer is never.  NEVER.  It doesn't matter whether you think we were created in the image of God, or that we emerged via natural selection.  Never have borders precluded exploitation of resources, NEVER!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 09:51 | 5006891 logicalman
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Borders are only there to split up humanity into manageable herds.

The farmers can move around at will.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:21 | 5005565 the phantom
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I'm shocked. (McCauley Culking Home Alone face).

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:27 | 5005784 acetinker
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Macaulay Culkin, but you're good.  He kinda resembles a zombie these days. 

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:22 | 5005567 JenkinsLane
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You gotta fight for your right to slant drill.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:30 | 5005798 acetinker
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Can you believe that was 1986?  RIP Beastie Boys.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:26 | 5005569 ThisIsBob
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Ukraine owns the pipelines in Ukraine.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:41 | 5005632 Escrava Isaura
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Not really! But they still have to pay rent to the godfather.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:52 | 5006053 acetinker
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Escrava, you may have something to share with us, but you continue to hide behind some kind of facade.  A long fkn time ago, the pope declared that he, and he alone was the manifestation of god on earth.  From that edict forward, all sorts of idiotic codified law ensued.

And, a whole lot of people still believe that bullshit.

The law is the fkn law.  The sun will rise in the east, and set in the west.  If I encroach upon my brother, the community will shun me.

I already know the answer, but why is it so hard for my brothers and sisters to grasp?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 21:48 | 5006167 Escrava Isaura
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Sorry that I did not make myself clear. Ukraine is a "Domino Effect"—it has to remain dependent. The godfather would be either Russia or US.

It's irrelevant owning a pipeline that has no gas. So why Ukraine is fighting Russia is beyond me.

Now, if Ukraine keeps fighting Russia, they will become desperately without gas. So fracking to the rescue? Will that work? The propaganda machine will make sure of that. Just ask Americans. I did, and most believe that we will be oil independent. And I live in Washington, DC.

Key Point: There is something really bad to happen. Some major bank/nation/stock market failure that might trigger a run out of the dollar.

Anyway, could you clarify to this forum why you said: “the pope declared that he, and he alone was the manifestation of god…

Then, you said: “If I encroach upon my brother, the community will shun me…I already know the answer, but why is it so hard for my brothers and sisters to grasp?

Looking forward for your reply.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 08:17 | 5006785 acetinker
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You live in D.C.?  Presumably, you work there as well.  Your whole existence is dependent on the bullshit I clumsily attempted to describe.  You may not know it, but ALL of the bullshit that makes your existence possible emanates from Rome.  To be more specific; from the so-called holy see.

The law is, and will forever be, the law.  Your bullshit changes to suit the times, thereby obfuscating the law.

Keep up with the questions.  I'll use them to roast you on the hot fire of truth.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 08:30 | 5006798 Escrava Isaura
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Do you have a reading comprehension?

First, you didn't answer my two questions.

Second, how is your bullshit any different from DC bullshit?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 17:27 | 5007327 acetinker
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You didn't ask any questions, you merely repeated what I wrote.  I'm not asking for your agreeance, nor your counsels or arms.  I will, if I can, see you on your way to a place that is far away from here.

Edit; Maybe Jackson Browne can 'splain it to you For Everyman-

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:23 | 5005572 papa_lazarou
papa_lazarou's picture conflict of interest here. Just like there was no conflict of interest when Dubya was pretendin' to be America's Prez and daddy Bush was pimping the Carlyle Group in Saudi Arabia. Coincidences happen people, just accept it and get on with your life.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:25 | 5005579 JenkinsLane
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Paging Dick Cheney and Haliburton, Dick Cheney and Haliburton....

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:24 | 5005573 Kilgore Trout
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In high school, someone got tired of his shit and knocked his teeth out. Now he wears those ridiculous dentures.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:25 | 5005580 Charles Nelson ...
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Hunter?!! Like his father, he's half a fag with a name like that. Not that there's anything wrong with it, except their probably those masochist types of pole sniffers

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:50 | 5005661 Chupacabra-322
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They should have named this Bastard Cunter. He's nothing but a Douche Bag Scum Fuck.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:26 | 5005583 kowalli
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and russian websites told about this at winter 2014...

Who could expect this?

stupid west population....

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:26 | 5005584 kchrisc
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Goy curtain.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:26 | 5005588 Jackagain
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Looks like they want to corner the European market for NG and shut down Russian sales to Europe in retaliation for them joining China in a new currency deal...

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:32 | 5005605 Escrava Isaura
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NO!... But close

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:28 | 5005589 daemon
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And how long will it take to bring the extracted gas to pipelines leading to Europe ?

Maybe Putin will wait until all the work has been done, before taking possession of east Ukraine, one way or another,  with the installations ready to operate.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:32 | 5005610 kowalli
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about 2 years and on smaller volume than russian. They will do the same in Poland

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:36 | 5005621 daemon
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Thanks for the answer.

In 2 years a lot can happen.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:38 | 5005627 Escrava Isaura
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So... See you both in two years

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:42 | 5005635 kowalli
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not sure... mb we will see war in next 2-3 months. West doing all it could for this

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:52 | 5005669 Escrava Isaura
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Not possible, accordingly to daemon.

He said: "Maybe Putin will wait until all the work has been done"

That will take more than 2/3 months.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:53 | 5005677 kowalli
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West can do a false flag attack on nuclear station in Ukraine... This guys nuts and can do all to save their money and power

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:07 | 5005717 Escrava Isaura
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So kowalli, please clarify.

First you said: "about 2 years and on smaller volume than russian. They will do the same in Poland"... replying to the shale business

Now, you say war in 3 months

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:16 | 5005728 kowalli
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war to save USA, shale gas to earn some money if war not worked out now, but still war later

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:20 | 5005757 Escrava Isaura
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Dollar demand is definitely the issue. War is a distraction [scapegoat].

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:28 | 5005591 Lostinfortwalton
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It is difficult to believe someone could be so unethical. But then you have Hillary pre-selling Oval Office influence with obscene speech fees in case she becomes president.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:48 | 5005656 are we there yet
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I propose that our founding fathers did not intend for people without working brain tissue to vote.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:52 | 5005672 i_call_you_my_base
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I propose that our founding fathers intended there to be a vote.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:31 | 5005603 Seize Mars
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Ratfuck scumbag liar fuckers!!!
Biden scumfuck.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:42 | 5005637 MakeMineADouble
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I have to agree.  Fuq!!!  It is just right out in the open.  I am ashamed of the people that live in this country.  Drinking flouridated water and buying whatever CNN is selling.  

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 21:53 | 5006177 Zeptemberalevin
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Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:53 | 5005680 i_call_you_my_base
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This is a perfectly rational reaction.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:44 | 5005847 Seize Mars
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Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:03 | 5005707 Berspankme
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One can hope little Hunter straps on a hard hat and goes over there only to get his pansy ass shot off

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:33 | 5005608 Rican
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Is this the part where I act shocked? They're not even trying to hide it anymore. They're above the law, and beyond the pale.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:35 | 5005618 kowalli
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We (Russian) not shocked at all. We shocked of stupid western people don't want to hear about this for fucking 6 months....

contract signed in 2012...

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:33 | 5005614 Whatchamacallit
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Correction about no fracking in France (they try, they try all the time, they try everywhere): Lundin Petroleum, swedish company, has been planning to develop fracking in the south of France. Numerous protests have ensued, and now that the project seems to have gotten new legs, protests are planned for the next days. Silence from the authorities, representatives being "unavailable" for comments or explanations.

Story link for those who read French:

According to the article, Lundin Petroleum is a ruthless operation linked to population deplacements in Congo, Ethiopia, and Sudan, among other niceties.

Business as usual. /sarc




Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:34 | 5005615 db51
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Jesus, just once in my lifetime I would like to see some Divine retribution meted out on these lawless , pillagng savage fucktards.  Mother fuckers.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:32 | 5005808 Escrava Isaura
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db51, you will never see Divine anything...

Do you know why?

Because it doesn't exist.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:21 | 5005972 Jackagain
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Read Revelation 17 & 18...

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:57 | 5006062 Escrava Isaura
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Yes, I just did and I placed the link below.

Jackagain, only a sick person could write such nonsense. 72 virgins pale in comparison.

Anyway, if you like that, check the link below. It will blow your mind:

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 21:43 | 5006153 db51
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It's coming alright....probably just not in my lifetime.    Hope to have a front row seat when it goes down.   lmao.   Just hope I have box seats and not a "fiery pit" pass.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 21:53 | 5006178 Escrava Isaura
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Could you tell us the weather for next Friday? After all, you seen to know the future.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 22:16 | 5006216 db51
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One thing for certain about the future...we will both die.   At that point all of our theories and faith issues will be resolved.   If you're right.   Good for you, for both of us actually.   If you're wrong?  You've got a problem...which at that point, cannot be resolved.     Hope weather next Friday is to your liking, and you still are here to enjoy it. 

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 08:35 | 5006251 Escrava Isaura
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So you really believe there's life after death… So then, what will happen when you discover you were wrong? It’s obvious that you don’t.


db51, by reading you last post, you wrote the opposite of what you're preaching. Take that as a complement.

Now, go and read Revelation 17 & 18. Then, you tell me that, that writing is not done by a sick person?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:35 | 5005620 logicalman
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Lost for wor............

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:38 | 5005628 CaptainSpaulding
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I showed this to my bartender. He ordered himself another drink.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:44 | 5005638 NoWayJose
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MSM news showed Russian weapons massing on the border via US satellite images. The claim (of course) is that these will roll across the border to the rebels. No one asked the more obvious question - where are the US satellite images of the BUK batteries in eastern Ukraine on July 17th?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:52 | 5005673 TheRideNeverEnds
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they were lost in a tragic boating accident.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:46 | 5005647 cougar_w
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Ah yes the war in the east is proceeding splendidly.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:47 | 5005653 Rubbish
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Weakest excuse for a beard I've seen.


Hi I'm tweedle dee dumb.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:11 | 5005654 socalbeach
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If I were Hunter I wouldn't be spending that money just yet. 

Kiev troop morale is low and they sound pissed.

Shocking Call from The Warzone | English Subtitles (July 25)

Ukrainian Soldier About the War | English Subtitles (July 25)

Story of Ukrainian Soldier | English Subtitles (July 23)

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:49 | 5005660 Crawdaddy
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I have my doubts energy is the sole purpose of war in Ukraine. Maybe oil/gas is simply a spoil of war with an intrinsic value and a secondary PR value as well. I.e. build a casus beli narrative that shades the larger purpose?

BTW, a cliff clavin factoid, the last I checked, 80% of all the oil wells ever drilled were drilled in the continental US.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:20 | 5005688 NuYawkFrankie
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The mug-shot says it all :

The simian, smug smirk of an inbred imbecile - that doesn't have a clue what's comin' down.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:59 | 5005892 Yes_Questions
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I wonder if the children of the Elite/Oligarchs get special (psychopathic-rampage-killing) privileges during their "service".


Sat, 07/26/2014 - 10:04 | 5006908 css1971
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Children of the Elite get everything they demand.

The result is a personality which is uniquely selfish. It can't relate to or empathise with other people. Other people only exist to satisfy it's demands... The narcissistic psychopath.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:56 | 5005690 tony wilson
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whats the beef he is with us.

i met hunter last year at bohemian grove gay camp site northern calli.

he was buck naked sucking kissinger off while beating the meat of bressinski i was impressed the guy has great multi task skills.

later that night when he cut a child open as a blessing to morloch i cried his knifework was that good,i joked later that he could of got a job in a slaughter house ohh how we laughed;.

in a war situation you want clinical psychopaths like hunter with a bowie knife watching your back and ass

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:07 | 5005720 Crawdaddy
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lol painfully cognizant sarcing about the bohemian owl boy club. I'll believe terrorism is real when that evil place is blown off the map during a full house with those fuckers wearing their cremation of care party hats.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:26 | 5005981 knukles
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That's disturbing... and I'm told I'm a bit twisted

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:57 | 5005693 goldhedge
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Someone should frack Hunters Cheezy Grin.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 18:58 | 5005694 The Pop In
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Americans have a terminal case of the "Fuck-its". 

The fuck its are a medical anomaly that occur when your laziness gets the better of you. Usually happens when pressing matters are soon to arrive, such as projects due the next day or chores to be done around the house or economic and social collapse are imminent (due to obvious fascist/psychopathic take over of ones government, financial system, media and entertainment industries). Symptoms include:
Coughing while saying fuck it.
Willingness to watch the world slip into the next Dark Ages.
The desire to go smoke weed or pack a lip. Oh crap i have a project due tomorrow morning. Or, what little wealth i have worked for is being taken away from me in front of my eyes.  Alright i have to do something about  this.
*5 minutes later
Cough, fuck it, Cough, oh man i got the fuck its, cough cough,  fuck it,  enhhh fuck it,  wheres my skoal and vaporizer pen.
Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:02 | 5005701 Super Hans
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It just never stops!

I have found that watering our crops with a gatorade type fluid will increase yields even in drought like conditions and less than ideal soils.  I'm looking for investors now!  This will be a huge success soon!; I already have a governement contract. Jjust don't tell anyone yet!  Hit me up for the details!



Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:04 | 5005904 Lumberjack
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You saw The Smartest Man in the World.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:02 | 5005702 alexcojones
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Hunter got Churisma for Burisma.

Too bad 300 people on a plane had to die.


Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:05 | 5005710 logicalman
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Anyone else want to take a hammer to that smug fucking face?


Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:14 | 5005711 tony wilson
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mad zionist cunt tony abbot sending aussie sasto ukraine


operation rapid trident

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 21:23 | 5006111 palmereldritch
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Nice link.

Can readily see 'NATO' assets pre-positioning for honey pot false flag targetting and wider war ensuing.

Let no crisis go to waste..looks like it was not necessarily an opportunistic maxim but instead a possible ongoing operational tactic

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:13 | 5005736 world_debt_slave
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bite me!

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:16 | 5005747 Iriestx
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Where's his birth certificate?!?!

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:15 | 5005943 Yes_Questions
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not issued at herpetariums.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:24 | 5005776 Racer
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How many drugs did he take just before that picture was taken????????????

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 09:56 | 5006900 logicalman
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The look of a guy eying up a large line of white powder on a hooker's tits!

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:28 | 5005786 Moccasin
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Can we agree it is time to overthrow our fascist oligarchs? I can rally some folks in Montana and the in Dakota's, what can you do?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:28 | 5005789 Iriestx
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Hillbilly thug passion.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:43 | 5005820 Moccasin
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I can not stand watching the ugliness being foisted on our sorry asses. I could choose to ignore it or put myself into a soma-coma with some dope and booze but that solves nothing. I want some justice.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:49 | 5005868 Iriestx
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"I want some justice."


Prepare to be disappointed.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:06 | 5005906 mastersnark
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My buddy Charles Whitman said almost the exact same thing when we were in college together.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:03 | 5005896 mastersnark
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I can wait for the iPhone 6. Suppose to be a big deal or so the TV tells me.

Plus the new fall TV seasson is right around the corner about we just try voting? The GOP says they'll fix eveyrthing if we vote. Plus, some guy named P Diddly said he'd kill me if I don't vote.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:19 | 5005962 Jackagain
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Yeah....that should handle it....

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:35 | 5005818 BullyBearish
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Like father like son, Biden's I am a Zionist:


Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:37 | 5005827 DeusHedge
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misuse "zionist" for millionth time <.< And fuck Hunter.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:53 | 5005879 steelrules
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So tired of all the corruption I read about every day, selling my business selling my house, buying that 200 acres I've had my eye on and going off grid. FTW I'm done, I'm out of here.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:10 | 5005924 homiegot
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Let us know how it goes.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 23:32 | 5006364 steelrules
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Just hope I can get it done before the whole damned thing falls apart. Draw a square 100 mi / side from the Montana border west  into Washington and 50 mi either side of the Canada US border, that's where I'll be.


Sat, 07/26/2014 - 00:20 | 5006444 astitchintime
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Best of luck to you and yours.

We are still 'making hay while the sun shines' but I grow more anxious by the day that 'the sun ain't gonna shine' much longer!

Godspeed, kindred soul

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 16:27 | 5007867 PrintemDano
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Going Galt.  God Bless You.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:59 | 5005887 mastersnark
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Excuse me, but are you suggesting the "chairman of the Board of the World Food Programme USA" didn't get a directorship of a gas company based on merit but instead on his link to a government actively seeking to undermine Russian influence on an otherwise friendly territory?

I'm sorry, but that's just a little too "out there" for this unquestioning consumer unit.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:59 | 5005891 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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The one thing we know for sure: Russia under the leadership of President for Life, Putin, never interacts with other nations over oil. Hydrocarbons mean nothing to Putin. He would never act on the geo-political stage because of oil. Only greedy, evil and decadent western nations do that.

Damn right Ukraine is about oil, it is about Russia( Putin) controlling that oil.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 22:19 | 5006201 therevolutionwas
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Ukraine has so much oil and gas that they owe billions to Russia for.....gas.  Ukraine can't even figure out how to hire someone to access the oil and gas they have?

And Putin didn't start it.  Our beloved CIA did

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:00 | 5005893 kurt
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The orange color is exactly the same as they use for Homer Simpson.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:03 | 5005899 RevRex
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"Busch did it two an boath party's hour the same"



Has anyone blamed this on "The Jews" yet?

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:08 | 5005912 homiegot
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Obviously, he and his company are the best for the job.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:09 | 5005920 kurt
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I need to re watch my pet goat 2 based on all this shit.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 20:45 | 5006041 knukles
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Funny, I was thinking about that just the other day and then conveniently forgot when a massive aura spectral array surrounded me whist day dreaming and I awoke in a trailer stop outside Los Banos on a dirt road 3 miles north of Rt 152 surrounded by small elves dancing about a shining simmering black pot singing songs of odd goings on throughout the cosmos.....

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 01:31 | 5006526 MrButtoMcFarty
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You wanna swap clones?

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