So You Want To Launder Money Out Of China?

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Better luck next time.

For the implications of what the end of China's offshore money laundering scheme means, read "Did China Just Crush The US Housing Market?"

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Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:15 | 5008091 Sudden Debt
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Oh well, they can always buy gold and hide it.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:18 | 5008098 DJ Happy Ending
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Or maybe carbon credits

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:24 | 5008107 kaiserhoff
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So solly Bancoovuh.

Yo crack houses no wonger bewong to us.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:50 | 5008171 7.62x54r
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Hmmmm. This will interfere with China exporting inflation to the US. They will have to buy dollars first, I guess.

Which is an amusing way to hammer the US with its own inflation.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:55 | 5008189 Sudden Debt
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Buying dollars these days is like burrying a muslim suicide bomber...

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:57 | 5008708 Rootin' for Putin
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I love a good movie with a happy ending.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 14:06 | 5009951 whotookmyalias
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Nothing like capital controls to prove how much your government loves you and wants you to live a happy life.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 02:49 | 5009069 Lin S
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Wow... that was intense!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 09:46 | 5009424 NOZZLE
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Every dime the cIA spends should be on muslim outreach programs like that, why the fuck is that moron screaming Alah Snakbar over and over again?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:40 | 5008684 hobopants
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Saudi is opening up their markets and taking all major currencies, looks like hot Chinese money has a new home.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:28 | 5008894 gh0atrider
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                                  h0b0bopo slumpin'

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:50 | 5008172 stacking12321
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it's called BITCOIN!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:41 | 5008544 DoChenRollingBearing
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Gold and Bitcoin are excellent ways to diversify.  They do not seem to correlate with other assets.  They both pack a lot value into a small space.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:27 | 5008893 gh0atrider
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fonestar is with you!  Satoshi is with you!  gh0atrider is in you!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 04:36 | 5009122 shouldvekilledthem
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This is actually good news. ;)

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:54 | 5008186 Oracle of Kypseli
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Oh! Common guys easiest way in the world.

1. Cash or PM's with a fishing boat near Macau or HK with a switch to a speed boat. (use several dry runs)

2. Fonzamon's favored digital crypto. (Where is he lately?)


Sat, 07/26/2014 - 19:04 | 5008214 fonzannoon
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come on Tyler don't keep us in suspense.

Give us our Saturday night red meat!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:46 | 5008416 Buck Johnson
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Is it me or does it seem that everything is about to come apart around the planet.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:36 | 5008533 DoChenRollingBearing
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No, it is not just you.  Of course, I have felt this way ever since Jimmy Carter...

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:10 | 5008352 garypaul
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This article means shit. They'll just find some other scheme to do the laundering. What a waste of time reading this.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 04:36 | 5009123 shouldvekilledthem
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And buy bitcoin and freely transact worldwide.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 12:16 | 5009706 jballz
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Wish I could read this post but the giant banner ad with no close option across my phone shrinks all the text on the page to nothing.

Stop being so fucking obnoxious with your advertising, ABC media Lmtd, I realize you are shameless pimps of gloom but wtf.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:17 | 5008097 spinone
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Sum Ting Wong

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:38 | 5008142 MsCreant
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Mo Ni Gon.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:52 | 5008174 kaiserhoff
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Ah So, you needa cheap skate speshow.


#1  Bang Dae Ho

#69  Tu Can Chu

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:21 | 5008375 SumTing Wong
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You look for me???

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:19 | 5008100 ekm1
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Politburo needs that money so it confiscates it in order to use those as funds to bailout their own pyramid schemes.


It's all about confiscation and expropriation.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:24 | 5008109 Sudden Debt
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Maybe BNP can start trading the chinese currency now they're not allowed to trade dollars anymore?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:34 | 5008122 Rican
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Look at HSBC taking the moral high ground. Hey, remember when we were accusing the Chinese of "manipulating their currency" on worldwide TV?  Through the looking glass, man.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:35 | 5008137 Joebloinvestor
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Launder it through the DNK.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:38 | 5008143 goldhedge
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FACTA this B1tch

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:08 | 5008345 Kirk2NCC1701
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You mean FATCA.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:53 | 5008182 syntaxterror
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Real-Tores ain't gonna like this AT ALL!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:59 | 5008200 syntaxterror
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4% of the population belongs to the Chinese Communist Party. The other 96% are the biggest pussified sheep on earth. 

Rise up you fucking weaklings!!!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 19:04 | 5008213 MsCreant
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So are you talking about Americans or...

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 19:06 | 5008223 Yen Cross
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 Greenies to both of you. Wake-Up people.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:28 | 5008658 edotabin
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Meanwhile,  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Maybe some crickets too.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:17 | 5008874 Yen Cross
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Sun, 07/27/2014 - 01:00 | 5008947 edotabin
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I crossed over in about 2006 or so. It was early enough to where preparations could be made.  I warned every single person I knew about what was to come.

Now, those that wake up and have the "AHA" moment will only have regret as their reward.  The later they get it, the more they will regret it.

You have to put many pictures/concepts together to complete the puzzle.  This requries the will to learn and think.  I bet 95% + of the people that are here are here because they had the motivation and initiative to find it. It wasn't because someone told them to come here.

On Youtube you see a financial collapse video with 10,000 views and Justin Bieber (sp) with 200 million. ZH is an extremely popular site according to Alexa so it's not as if the info is hard to find. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

When it's too late a lot of this will be widespread public knowledge.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and crickets.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 01:09 | 5008968 Yen Cross
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edotabin I appreciate your comment.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 02:57 | 5009076 edotabin
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This may be fight club but our fight is with ignorance and not necessarily amongst ourselves. So to get the word out I used to tell people to watch:

The Money Masters -

The Ascent of Money -

The Ascent of money as you can see is on PBS and is by Niall Ferguson Ph.D. At least this way, it can't be dismissed as some crazy guy spreading conspiracy theories.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 02:43 | 5009059 Lin S
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Whenever I see the word "preparations" I think of hemorrhoids.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 10:22 | 5009491 logicalman
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You can give a human information but you can't make it think.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 07:43 | 5009233 Zeta Reticuli
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The overwhelming majority of Chinese say their lives are better off than 10 or 20 years ago. They say their leaders are making the right choices. Why rise up against that?

In America, very few people are better off than 10 or 20 years ago, and very few would claim that their leaders are making the right choices.

I don't understand your logic, or lack of it.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 17:17 | 5010491 daedon
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4% of the population belongs to the Republicrat Party. The other 96% are the biggest pussified sheep on earth. 

Rise up you fucking weaklings!!!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 18:59 | 5008202 world_debt_slave
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chinese laundry chop chop

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 19:02 | 5008208 Aremo
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So I guess it's timely that they can deal directly with the Swiss government and get ahold of Francs directly.  I'll bet those convert to Canadian dollars easily!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 19:07 | 5008221 Fuku Ben
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You're all looking at this backwards

USA Bank Holiday Monday

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 19:22 | 5008263 starman
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Bang! they  just fucking did if this is true! 

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