Summarizing The President's Busy Weekend

Tyler Durden's picture

Perhaps the NYT was on to something when even the most liberal of media outlets finally came out against the president's recreational plans as reported in "A "Tone-Deaf" Obama Mocked By The NYT For Vacationing While The World Burns." The latest case in point:

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Big Corked Boots's picture

Incompetent news coverage. How far under par was he?

WayBehind's picture

Is he trying to be the next Tiger Wood?

WTF!

knukles's picture

5 hour round?
That's painful....
3 1/2 is great 4 1/2 is at the edge of most people's patience...

What's his real handicap and how many strokes does his socialist little heart share with the other underprivileged?

PS  Serious rumor a few weeks ago was that when done he wants to be a sports commentator on ESPN

kaiserhoff's picture

Barry had a stroke?

Sorry knucks.  I just had one of those hopey/changey/senior moments.

Come to think of it, he couldn't suck any worse as a sports caster.

DaveyJones's picture

but he drove a solar golf cart

kaiserhoff's picture

5 1/2 hours?  Musta had a special day.

Maybe be broke 200;)

Keyser's picture

Marvin has a pretty sweet gig, playing golf with the POTUS for a living... 

 

grunk's picture

President divothead.

redpill's picture

This guy is a fucking jackoff, it's embarassing.

remain calm's picture

Everything is going terrifc with our economy and world affars. Let the mother fucker enjoy a day of rest, he deserves it. Thank you Reggie, you are the best ever. You agree Mr President?

Liberal's picture

As a staunch liberal, I'm here to remind you: I told you so! With such busy schedule, how would he know what went down in Benghazi, Fast & Furious, IRS and so and and so on? This should prove to all you racists that he really does not know anything and therefore, he's innocent!

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

He probably needs a couple days at the bath house to recover from all that golfing.

rcintc's picture

How could it possibly take that long when you know he isn't waiting for the people ahead of him to go????

effendi's picture

I have no objection to any president enjoying a day on the greens as a release from a solid weeks work. But when was the last (or first) time he did a weeks productive work?

jimmytorpedo's picture

Be happy he's not working.

Duffing around for 5 hours is better than sctrewing up your country even more.

lakecity55's picture

"pResident poopy weiner."

john39's picture

well what do you expect...  he is just an actor.  he is not in charge of anything important.  how much more obvious does it need to be?

palmereldritch's picture

The Secret Service tell him Executive Par 3 is named in honor of his office.

hot sauce technician's picture

For once, I think I agree with you. Check out how Dancing with the Stars the USA has become, through the lens of the court photographer: http://instagram.com/petesouza

Escrava Isaura's picture

The black Bush playing golf?

Who cares! Moving on

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

He wishes he could be a black version of Bush....he's more like a black version of Mao or Stalin.

 

Notice I didn't bring up Hitler....that's gotta count for a couple of style points.

Escrava Isaura's picture

1/2 point on Hitler.... But you lost 2 points of the black version of Bush.

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

 

 

Heh heh......oh freakin well.

kchrisc's picture

Four hours for balls on the green and an hour for balls on Reggie.

"It's in the hole!!!!!"

lakecity55's picture

Reggie: "Ahhh, Ohh, that's quite a stroke, my munchkins."

ThirteenthFloor's picture

I had a boss like this once...every Friday by 1:30 tee time, unless it was raining.  Even when there were forest fires every where.  

Does this guy carry the "nuclear football" with him on the green ?  

EDIT: Proof this idiot is just a talking head and that is it.

Gold Eyed Cat's picture

If he does ever have a stroke, (or dies of AIDS) we can bury him in the sandtrap.

Agent P's picture

"What's his real handicap...?"

He's a Chicago politician. 

 

DavidC's picture

Well, IF the video of him the other week was REALLY him, he's not very good.

DavidC

Boozer's picture

This vid sure looks like him chopping and hacking on practice tee.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZjc7q2h5dA

Da Yooper's picture

5 hour round?
That's painful....

 

Seeing as how he spent that time on his knees

 

I am sure the white house folks who do his laundry are real good by now at getting dirt & stains off his knee area

kchrisc's picture

I wonder if they are good at getting out "amber" stains as well?!

 

Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me;

                      Poem "Pop" by Obama

http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2012/05/01/does-this-obama-poem-sound-ma...

 

"Sure puts a new spin on 'amber waves of grain'."

TheReplacement's picture

W

T

F

Just happened?  No, don't tell me.  Lalalalalalala

icanhasbailout's picture

if you experience a presidency lasting longer than four years, please call your exorcist

tarsubil's picture

Sports commentator is second behind being in gay porn.

IrritableBowels's picture

For another perspective: NPR told me that obama met with the presidents of three or four latin american countries on Friday, regarding the flood of illegal children (immigrant youth, to be PC) swarming the US.  

 

That meeting lasted 90 minutes. 

PrayingMantis's picture

... or perhaps the next wouldn't tiger ...

El Oregonian's picture

I WOULD SUGGEST THAT HE CONCENTRATE ON THE GULF BETWEEN HIS ADMINISTRATION AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THE GULF BETWEEN FREEDOM AND SLAVERY, THE GULF BETWEEN TRUST AND DECEPTION, THE GULF BETWEEN THE CRONY RICH AND THE POVERTY OF THE AMERICAN MASSES, THE GULF BETWEEN MORALITY AND WICKEDNESS.

THIS IS THE GULF I EXPECT MY PRESIDENT ENDEAVOR TO SPEND HIS TIME ON...

IF NOT, THEN HE CAN SPEND HIS TIME INCARCERATED DURING THE REST OF HIS TIME ON EARTH.

SAME APPLICATION APPLIES TO THE PREVIOUS OCCUPANTS.

TahoeBilly2012's picture

The gulf or the golf? Spellcheck plz

El Oregonian's picture

Gulf... as in the separation between two places.

I hope this clarify's it.

DavidC's picture

TahoeBilly2012,
Funny!

DavidC

August's picture

>>>I WOULD SUGGEST THAT HE CONCENTRATE ON THE GULF BETWEEN HIS ADMINISTRATION AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

The gulf is inconsequential to Obama.  He or, more properly, his handlers have achieved all that they hoped for:  a permanent national health system of some sort, a massive increase in government dependence and a crippled private sector.  40% of the electorate may hate Obama's guts, but this doesn't matter;  there will be a new and significantly different electorate coming along in just a few years.

From this point on, it's just a few key Executive Orders, and a whole lot of golf 'n' fundraising.  It's over. Plan accordingly.

Pheonyte's picture

Interesting article, apropos of the topic:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/10992654/Barack-Ob...

tl;dr = Obama's got senioritis.

lakecity55's picture

Some deluded people still think he actaully does anything.

Look, he went directly from rentboy to POTUS.

It's not like he has ever had a job not involving "dick for hire."

MidwestJester's picture

This gulf you speak of...it's in the Middle East yes?