Summarizing The President's Busy Weekend

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Perhaps the NYT was on to something when even the most liberal of media outlets finally came out against the president's recreational plans as reported in "A "Tone-Deaf" Obama Mocked By The NYT For Vacationing While The World Burns." The latest case in point:

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Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:48 | 5008420 Big Corked Boots
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Incompetent news coverage. How far under par was he?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:51 | 5008430 WayBehind
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Is he trying to be the next Tiger Wood?

WTF!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:57 | 5008446 Who was that ma...
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No, the next wooden tiger.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:07 | 5008470 knukles
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5 hour round?
That's painful....
3 1/2 is great 4 1/2 is at the edge of most people's patience...

What's his real handicap and how many strokes does his socialist little heart share with the other underprivileged?

PS  Serious rumor a few weeks ago was that when done he wants to be a sports commentator on ESPN

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:17 | 5008499 kaiserhoff
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Barry had a stroke?

Sorry knucks.  I just had one of those hopey/changey/senior moments.

Come to think of it, he couldn't suck any worse as a sports caster.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:18 | 5008505 DaveyJones
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but he drove a solar golf cart

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:21 | 5008507 kaiserhoff
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5 1/2 hours?  Musta had a special day.

Maybe be broke 200;)

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:30 | 5008523 knukles
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LOL

 

Twice :)

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:20 | 5008635 Keyser
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Marvin has a pretty sweet gig, playing golf with the POTUS for a living... 

 

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:26 | 5008655 grunk
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President divothead.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:28 | 5008787 redpill
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This guy is a fucking jackoff, it's embarassing.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:12 | 5008853 remain calm
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Everything is going terrifc with our economy and world affars. Let the mother fucker enjoy a day of rest, he deserves it. Thank you Reggie, you are the best ever. You agree Mr President?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:15 | 5008868 Liberal
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As a staunch liberal, I'm here to remind you: I told you so! With such busy schedule, how would he know what went down in Benghazi, Fast & Furious, IRS and so and and so on? This should prove to all you racists that he really does not know anything and therefore, he's innocent!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 02:22 | 5009028 Elvis the Pelvis
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Let the man relax.  Bitchez.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:56 | 5009196 GetZeeGold
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He probably needs a couple days at the bath house to recover from all that golfing.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 06:50 | 5011941 rcintc
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How could it possibly take that long when you know he isn't waiting for the people ahead of him to go????

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:38 | 5008921 effendi
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I have no objection to any president enjoying a day on the greens as a release from a solid weeks work. But when was the last (or first) time he did a weeks productive work?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 12:08 | 5009683 jimmytorpedo
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Be happy he's not working.

Duffing around for 5 hours is better than sctrewing up your country even more.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:28 | 5008788 lakecity55
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"pResident poopy weiner."

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:26 | 5008656 john39
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well what do you expect...  he is just an actor.  he is not in charge of anything important.  how much more obvious does it need to be?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:39 | 5008723 palmereldritch
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The Secret Service tell him Executive Par 3 is named in honor of his office.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 17:58 | 5010638 hot sauce technician
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For once, I think I agree with you. Check out how Dancing with the Stars the USA has become, through the lens of the court photographer: http://instagram.com/petesouza

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:02 | 5008838 Escrava Isaura
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The black Bush playing golf?

Who cares! Moving on

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 07:51 | 5009249 GetZeeGold
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He wishes he could be a black version of Bush....he's more like a black version of Mao or Stalin.

 

Notice I didn't bring up Hitler....that's gotta count for a couple of style points.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:22 | 5009290 Escrava Isaura
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1/2 point on Hitler.... But you lost 2 points of the black version of Bush.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:59 | 5009345 GetZeeGold
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Heh heh......oh freakin well.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:22 | 5008771 kchrisc
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Four hours for balls on the green and an hour for balls on Reggie.

"It's in the hole!!!!!"

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:27 | 5008785 lakecity55
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Reggie: "Ahhh, Ohh, that's quite a stroke, my munchkins."

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:49 | 5008805 ThirteenthFloor
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I had a boss like this once...every Friday by 1:30 tee time, unless it was raining.  Even when there were forest fires every where.  

Does this guy carry the "nuclear football" with him on the green ?  

EDIT: Proof this idiot is just a talking head and that is it.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 02:46 | 5009061 Gold Eyed Cat
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If he does ever have a stroke, (or dies of AIDS) we can bury him in the sandtrap.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:44 | 5008547 Agent P
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"What's his real handicap...?"

He's a Chicago politician. 

 

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:50 | 5008560 DavidC
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Well, IF the video of him the other week was REALLY him, he's not very good.

DavidC

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 11:04 | 5009530 Boozer
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This vid sure looks like him chopping and hacking on practice tee.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZjc7q2h5dA

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:10 | 5008600 Da Yooper
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5 hour round?
That's painful....

 

Seeing as how he spent that time on his knees

 

I am sure the white house folks who do his laundry are real good by now at getting dirt & stains off his knee area

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:25 | 5008781 kchrisc
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I wonder if they are good at getting out "amber" stains as well?!

 

Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me;

                      Poem "Pop" by Obama

http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2012/05/01/does-this-obama-poem-sound-ma...

 

"Sure puts a new spin on 'amber waves of grain'."

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:02 | 5008837 TheReplacement
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W

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Just happened?  No, don't tell me.  Lalalalalalala

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 03:45 | 5009098 icanhasbailout
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if you experience a presidency lasting longer than four years, please call your exorcist

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:53 | 5009339 tarsubil
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Sports commentator is second behind being in gay porn.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 18:50 | 5010783 IrritableBowels
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For another perspective: NPR told me that obama met with the presidents of three or four latin american countries on Friday, regarding the flood of illegal children (immigrant youth, to be PC) swarming the US.  

 

That meeting lasted 90 minutes. 

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 11:50 | 5012910 PrayingMantis
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... or perhaps the next wouldn't tiger ...

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:00 | 5008453 El Oregonian
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I WOULD SUGGEST THAT HE CONCENTRATE ON THE GULF BETWEEN HIS ADMINISTRATION AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THE GULF BETWEEN FREEDOM AND SLAVERY, THE GULF BETWEEN TRUST AND DECEPTION, THE GULF BETWEEN THE CRONY RICH AND THE POVERTY OF THE AMERICAN MASSES, THE GULF BETWEEN MORALITY AND WICKEDNESS.

THIS IS THE GULF I EXPECT MY PRESIDENT ENDEAVOR TO SPEND HIS TIME ON...

IF NOT, THEN HE CAN SPEND HIS TIME INCARCERATED DURING THE REST OF HIS TIME ON EARTH.

SAME APPLICATION APPLIES TO THE PREVIOUS OCCUPANTS.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:04 | 5008464 TahoeBilly2012
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The gulf or the golf? Spellcheck plz

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:09 | 5008479 El Oregonian
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Gulf... as in the separation between two places.

I hope this clarify's it.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:26 | 5008657 Keyser
Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:51 | 5008562 DavidC
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TahoeBilly2012,
Funny!

DavidC

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:18 | 5008496 August
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>>>I WOULD SUGGEST THAT HE CONCENTRATE ON THE GULF BETWEEN HIS ADMINISTRATION AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

The gulf is inconsequential to Obama.  He or, more properly, his handlers have achieved all that they hoped for:  a permanent national health system of some sort, a massive increase in government dependence and a crippled private sector.  40% of the electorate may hate Obama's guts, but this doesn't matter;  there will be a new and significantly different electorate coming along in just a few years.

From this point on, it's just a few key Executive Orders, and a whole lot of golf 'n' fundraising.  It's over. Plan accordingly.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:19 | 5008504 Pheonyte
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Interesting article, apropos of the topic:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/10992654/Barack-Ob...

tl;dr = Obama's got senioritis.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:25 | 5008779 lakecity55
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Some deluded people still think he actaully does anything.

Look, he went directly from rentboy to POTUS.

It's not like he has ever had a job not involving "dick for hire."

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 09:10 | 5009363 MidwestJester
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This gulf you speak of...it's in the Middle East yes?

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