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Summarizing The President's Busy Weekend

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Perhaps the NYT was on to something when even the most liberal of media outlets finally came out against the president's recreational plans as reported in "A "Tone-Deaf" Obama Mocked By The NYT For Vacationing While The World Burns." The latest case in point:

 

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Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:48 | 5008420 Big Corked Boots
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Incompetent news coverage. How far under par was he?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:51 | 5008430 WayBehind
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Is he trying to be the next Tiger Wood?

WTF!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:57 | 5008446 Who was that ma...
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No, the next wooden tiger.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:07 | 5008470 knukles
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5 hour round?
That's painful....
3 1/2 is great 4 1/2 is at the edge of most people's patience...

What's his real handicap and how many strokes does his socialist little heart share with the other underprivileged?

PS  Serious rumor a few weeks ago was that when done he wants to be a sports commentator on ESPN

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:17 | 5008499 kaiserhoff
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Barry had a stroke?

Sorry knucks.  I just had one of those hopey/changey/senior moments.

Come to think of it, he couldn't suck any worse as a sports caster.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:18 | 5008505 DaveyJones
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but he drove a solar golf cart

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:21 | 5008507 kaiserhoff
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5 1/2 hours?  Musta had a special day.

Maybe be broke 200;)

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:30 | 5008523 knukles
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LOL

 

Twice :)

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:20 | 5008635 Keyser
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Marvin has a pretty sweet gig, playing golf with the POTUS for a living... 

 

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:26 | 5008655 grunk
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President divothead.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:28 | 5008787 redpill
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This guy is a fucking jackoff, it's embarassing.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:12 | 5008853 remain calm
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Everything is going terrifc with our economy and world affars. Let the mother fucker enjoy a day of rest, he deserves it. Thank you Reggie, you are the best ever. You agree Mr President?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:15 | 5008868 Liberal
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As a staunch liberal, I'm here to remind you: I told you so! With such busy schedule, how would he know what went down in Benghazi, Fast & Furious, IRS and so and and so on? This should prove to all you racists that he really does not know anything and therefore, he's innocent!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 02:22 | 5009028 Elvis the Pelvis
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Let the man relax.  Bitchez.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:56 | 5009196 GetZeeGold
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He probably needs a couple days at the bath house to recover from all that golfing.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 06:50 | 5011941 rcintc
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How could it possibly take that long when you know he isn't waiting for the people ahead of him to go????

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:38 | 5008921 effendi
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I have no objection to any president enjoying a day on the greens as a release from a solid weeks work. But when was the last (or first) time he did a weeks productive work?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 12:08 | 5009683 jimmytorpedo
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Be happy he's not working.

Duffing around for 5 hours is better than sctrewing up your country even more.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:28 | 5008788 lakecity55
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"pResident poopy weiner."

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:26 | 5008656 john39
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well what do you expect...  he is just an actor.  he is not in charge of anything important.  how much more obvious does it need to be?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:39 | 5008723 palmereldritch
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The Secret Service tell him Executive Par 3 is named in honor of his office.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 17:58 | 5010638 hot sauce technician
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For once, I think I agree with you. Check out how Dancing with the Stars the USA has become, through the lens of the court photographer: http://instagram.com/petesouza

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:02 | 5008838 Escrava Isaura
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The black Bush playing golf?

Who cares! Moving on

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 07:51 | 5009249 GetZeeGold
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He wishes he could be a black version of Bush....he's more like a black version of Mao or Stalin.

 

Notice I didn't bring up Hitler....that's gotta count for a couple of style points.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:22 | 5009290 Escrava Isaura
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1/2 point on Hitler.... But you lost 2 points of the black version of Bush.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:59 | 5009345 GetZeeGold
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Heh heh......oh freakin well.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:22 | 5008771 kchrisc
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Four hours for balls on the green and an hour for balls on Reggie.

"It's in the hole!!!!!"

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:27 | 5008785 lakecity55
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Reggie: "Ahhh, Ohh, that's quite a stroke, my munchkins."

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:49 | 5008805 ThirteenthFloor
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I had a boss like this once...every Friday by 1:30 tee time, unless it was raining.  Even when there were forest fires every where.  

Does this guy carry the "nuclear football" with him on the green ?  

EDIT: Proof this idiot is just a talking head and that is it.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 02:46 | 5009061 Gold Eyed Cat
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If he does ever have a stroke, (or dies of AIDS) we can bury him in the sandtrap.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:44 | 5008547 Agent P
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"What's his real handicap...?"

He's a Chicago politician. 

 

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:50 | 5008560 DavidC
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Well, IF the video of him the other week was REALLY him, he's not very good.

DavidC

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 11:04 | 5009530 Boozer
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This vid sure looks like him chopping and hacking on practice tee.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZjc7q2h5dA

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:10 | 5008600 Da Yooper
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5 hour round?
That's painful....

 

Seeing as how he spent that time on his knees

 

I am sure the white house folks who do his laundry are real good by now at getting dirt & stains off his knee area

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:25 | 5008781 kchrisc
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I wonder if they are good at getting out "amber" stains as well?!

 

Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me;

                      Poem "Pop" by Obama

http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2012/05/01/does-this-obama-poem-sound-ma...

 

"Sure puts a new spin on 'amber waves of grain'."

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:02 | 5008837 TheReplacement
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W

T

F

Just happened?  No, don't tell me.  Lalalalalalala

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 03:45 | 5009098 icanhasbailout
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if you experience a presidency lasting longer than four years, please call your exorcist

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:53 | 5009339 tarsubil
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Sports commentator is second behind being in gay porn.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 18:50 | 5010783 IrritableBowels
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For another perspective: NPR told me that obama met with the presidents of three or four latin american countries on Friday, regarding the flood of illegal children (immigrant youth, to be PC) swarming the US.  

 

That meeting lasted 90 minutes. 

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 11:50 | 5012910 PrayingMantis
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... or perhaps the next wouldn't tiger ...

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:00 | 5008453 El Oregonian
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I WOULD SUGGEST THAT HE CONCENTRATE ON THE GULF BETWEEN HIS ADMINISTRATION AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, THE GULF BETWEEN FREEDOM AND SLAVERY, THE GULF BETWEEN TRUST AND DECEPTION, THE GULF BETWEEN THE CRONY RICH AND THE POVERTY OF THE AMERICAN MASSES, THE GULF BETWEEN MORALITY AND WICKEDNESS.

THIS IS THE GULF I EXPECT MY PRESIDENT ENDEAVOR TO SPEND HIS TIME ON...

IF NOT, THEN HE CAN SPEND HIS TIME INCARCERATED DURING THE REST OF HIS TIME ON EARTH.

SAME APPLICATION APPLIES TO THE PREVIOUS OCCUPANTS.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:04 | 5008464 TahoeBilly2012
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The gulf or the golf? Spellcheck plz

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:09 | 5008479 El Oregonian
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Gulf... as in the separation between two places.

I hope this clarify's it.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:26 | 5008657 Keyser
Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:51 | 5008562 DavidC
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TahoeBilly2012,
Funny!

DavidC

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:18 | 5008496 August
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>>>I WOULD SUGGEST THAT HE CONCENTRATE ON THE GULF BETWEEN HIS ADMINISTRATION AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

The gulf is inconsequential to Obama.  He or, more properly, his handlers have achieved all that they hoped for:  a permanent national health system of some sort, a massive increase in government dependence and a crippled private sector.  40% of the electorate may hate Obama's guts, but this doesn't matter;  there will be a new and significantly different electorate coming along in just a few years.

From this point on, it's just a few key Executive Orders, and a whole lot of golf 'n' fundraising.  It's over. Plan accordingly.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:19 | 5008504 Pheonyte
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Interesting article, apropos of the topic:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/10992654/Barack-Ob...

tl;dr = Obama's got senioritis.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:25 | 5008779 lakecity55
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Some deluded people still think he actaully does anything.

Look, he went directly from rentboy to POTUS.

It's not like he has ever had a job not involving "dick for hire."

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 09:10 | 5009363 MidwestJester
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This gulf you speak of...it's in the Middle East yes?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 04:43 | 5009110 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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As I understand it, George W. Bush had taken nearly three times as many vacation days at this point in his presidency than Obama has. This did not provoke any outrage at the time. Double standards?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:07 | 5009274 overmedicatedun...
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eirik, ol norseman, what are you saying?? taking time off while the world burns in so many places, while your country's economy implodes, with mass confusion on your southern borders..it's ok to abdicate your lasar focus on jobs jobs jobs...........kiss my ass.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:32 | 5009304 25or6to4
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@overmed..
Don't insult real norsemen by lumping Herr Larssen in with them. I get the feeling from his previous posts that ole Eirik would feel much more comfortable living in Camden NJ or Detroit than any Nordic country. Odin would reject him.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:38 | 5009319 overmedicatedun...
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25, yet ol larssen would never admit to it. she is a ms by the way.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:59 | 5009328 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Ironically, these "real norsemen" of yours were the farthest thing from pious and conservative Anglo-Saxon Christians there were. Indeed, the latter often found themselves ransacked, raped and pillaged by the former.

On that note, the emblem of Thor's hammer was worn as a symbol of defiance against Christianity around here for over 200 years.

A few things for the American religious right to ponder. =)

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 09:12 | 5009358 25or6to4
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@EML
"The latter found themselves ransacked, raped and pillage by the former". You just described the current immigration policies of most nordic counties in place now. Anglo-Saxon were up against a better organized fighting force but at least they made some attempt to fight back which is more than can be said of the current crop of Scandinavians. Most of them anyways.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 09:45 | 5009370 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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It doesn't really make sense to "fight back" when you aren't actually under attack. As my profile picture ought to make clear, I have begun to reproduce just fine as a Nordic and my family line won't be going "extinct" any time soon. It's just that I didn't go about it in a "traditional" manner. Then again, most people around here don't. Scandinavians have never been impressed by conservatism and prudeness. Not back then, and not now.

This is something Westerners seem to have a tremendous amount of difficulty grasping.

 

 

 

 

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 10:19 | 5009488 25or6to4
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@ELM
An attack or invasion doesn't necessarily have to include tanks, soldiers and aircraft. If you don't think so just take a look at US southern border. According to my Oxford American dictionary the definition of invasion is as follows:(2 the arrival of a large number of people or things. Yes, you Europe and the rest of the western world have been invaded in every sense of the word. "My family line won't be going extinct any time soon" I beg to differ. Those enlightened immigrants are out breeding indigenous populations ten to one. Not to mention that there are no efforts in place to assimilate any of them due to blind faith in mångkultur or multiculturalism. The result being the loss of your language, culture and genetics in short order.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 09:14 | 5009372 overmedicatedun...
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eirika, around here for 200yrs, around where ?- you claim you now live in scandinavia? so your post about a golfing mongrel USA potus, should carry any weight? solve your own problems as in keep your nose out of our problems..as I said..kiss my ass.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 09:57 | 5009442 nmewn
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Hear hear!

Our fully "socialized norseman" might have a problem discerning vacation time spent hacking at wood on a remote ranch in Texas not bothering anyone at all and hacking with a wood while interrupting everyone for square miles in every direction but we damned sure don't ;-)

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 10:36 | 5009498 25or6to4
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Come on guys, I rather enjoy eirika posting here. It reminds us of the dangers of mind numbing brainwashing going on out in the world.
Just as a note, if I lived in eirika's claimed country of origin I would probably facing jail time for the content of my previous posts here. Got to love those " hate against minorities" free speech laws they have over there.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:55 | 5008440 TheLooza
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aka, a round of golf.  

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:29 | 5008659 grunk
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"Incompetent news coverage. How far under par was he?"

Are you talking about his golf game or his presidency?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:45 | 5008817 ThirteenthFloor
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Meanwhile Putin is making plans for Alaska, and JinPing plans for Hawaii after they are repossessed when US defaults.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 07:32 | 5009223 Everybodys All ...
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"Let them all eat Titleist."

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 09:38 | 5009413 Falkor
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ROFL!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:48 | 5008424 Seasmoke
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It's FORRRRRRREEEEEE Twenty somewhere. 

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:51 | 5008431 Yen Cross
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    AKA , POUNDING SAND!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:56 | 5008442 DeadFred
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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Doesn't mean much when Obama's involved.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:58 | 5008452 Yen Cross
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    Gotta check my tattoo Fred. I'm multi- tasking.  tickhound   ( charts are obsolete)

  I've been battling " powdery white mildew" on my pumpkins all summer.

  If tickhound is who he says he is? 

  My first pumpkins are tunring orange. I clipped the vines and new pumpkins are coming.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:52 | 5008432 Hurdy Gurdy Man
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... 

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:51 | 5008433 potato
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good. the more this monkey stays busy watching the golf channel, the less time he has to damage the country.

same with Congress. gridlock is good for liberty. anytime you hear "bipartisan," prepare to bend over.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:48 | 5008691 lead salad
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He golfs while that cunt Valerie Jarret draws up the executive orders for him to sign.....someone get that bitch on a course with him....

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:42 | 5008811 disabledvet
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Those things can be real easy to write...and the best thing you know you're going to prison. I think we're just days away now...but we'll see.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:09 | 5008851 TheReplacement
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That IS a good observation.  It would seem that he is put on display (made vulnerable) much more than any of his advisors or underlings (unless you are Sec of State).  I recall that dirtbag Karl Rove was out, about, and visible quite a bit more. 

Perhaps we are misreading him.  Perhaps he thought he was gonna do good things (I doubt it) but then they sat him down and had the talk and now he's to the point where he really is checking out.  Maybe all the golf is a form of protest like he can't just come out and say it, he has to make it obvious by other means.  Well, that was by Bambi moment.  Those don't happen often.  Hope you enjoyed it.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:56 | 5008443 tony wilson
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whats the beef you rasists anti semenites

bressinski,kissinger,cheney and the folks at aipac got the workload covered.

dontes begrudge  that mk ultra cia trained sand bunker bunny his r and r time.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:07 | 5008471 Jackagain
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You mean his wife Michael?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 10:04 | 5009455 GetZeeGold
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At the time of this posting.......Joan Rivers could not be reached fror comment.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:56 | 5008444 nmewn
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He's just prepping for the pressure of fundraising and vacationing on Maaathaaahhh's Vinyarhhhd from Aug. 9 to Aug. 24.

Its a rough life the king has.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:11 | 5008478 kaiserhoff
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In solidarity with all Americans (cough) Indonesians..., I hereby propose that in recognition of the hardships inflicted on all businesses by Scumbamadon'tcare, the president's security coverage be reduced to 29.5 hours per week...,

for the rest of his life;)

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:18 | 5008501 nmewn
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You can tell a lot about a man by the "folks" he hangs with while golfing or on vacation ;-)

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:10 | 5008856 TheReplacement
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When I hang, I hang with dead people. 

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:21 | 5008508 DaveyJones
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"it's good to be the king"

"but you look like the piss boy!" "and you look like a bucket of shit"

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 07:38 | 5008529 nmewn
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I thought he was judged earlier (by others) to be "clean & articulate" having a stunningly "creased pant" and "some sorta of a god" who would cause "the oceans to recede" sending tingles of delight up everyones leg who sought "transparency".

What happened? ;-)

//////////

Back on this point I'm trying to make, everyone can see it & feel it, they know its there, some just can't seem to let go as easily as others and begin the revolution from within:

"There are the seeds of political revolution in the air -- a rebelliousness, a rambunctiousness -- that America has been sorely missing. It's faint, at least on the left, but it is there. As a matter of fact, as tragic as it is for a lifelong Democrat to have to admit this, the one place where we have been seeing it manifest recently is on the political right. The Tea Party, sans a codependent relationship with the Republican Party, is causing a real problem for establishment Republicans. And once progressives break free of their codependent relationship with the corporate Democrats, you're going to have a real problem on your hands too."

Read the rest and you'll see.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marianne-williamson/an-open-letter-to-hillary_b_5606437.html

After listing the transgressions of the king & queen, revolutionairies never ask for their permission ;-)

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 14:10 | 5009970 AmericanFUPAcabra
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The comments section for that piece of hard to read. Almost as hard to read as the article itself. Ughhh. Huffpo.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:56 | 5008445 Who was that ma...
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That's really great news!   I'm all for it.  The more time Obama spends playing golf, the less time he has to make stupid decisions regarding sanctions on Russia and other foreign policy bullshit, policy decisions on the economy, the environment, healthcare, immigration, etc, etc, etc.   The question is, how can we get ol' B.O. to spend even MORE time playing golf?

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 20:58 | 5008447 dvfco
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Typical Fuck Head - He plays a five hour round and probably didn't let a single foursome play through.

 

"Hey, dude, yeah, you in the black glasses and suit on a golf course, can you ask your boss if he minds if we play through on the next par 3?"

"He says NO, unless you got $10,000.  Make that $32,000 if that's your wife you're playing with, or just $40,000 for the foursome."

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:00 | 5008454 dvfco
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If you see him with a baseball bat, you'll know he's the next Michael Jordan.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:01 | 5008457 gdiamond22
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Congressional has a 2 year waiting list. IF you get in you pay $150k initiation fee and you still can't play golf for one year.

Doesn't sound like this dicktaster is paying his fair share. He certainly doesn't represent the people, otherwise he's be playing the public course down the street. Do as I say, not as I do - Politicians Creed

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:15 | 5008614 grunk
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I hear you can now pay to play Congressional with your EBT card.

At least that's what I heard.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:02 | 5008460 kill switch
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He fucks over the congress with executive orders and then has the balls “Titleist ” to play on their golf course... Arrest this man,,,he has overstepped his authority,,,he's not a member.....Judge Elihu Smails.

 

 

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:06 | 5008467 One And Only
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Problem is....he leaves the golf course.

Perhaps if we could find a way to sling shot fried chicken, purple drink, and newport 100's onto the course he could just stay there.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:08 | 5008476 TahoeBilly2012
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Plus Reggie and a few hubba's...that might work

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:15 | 5008492 Jackagain
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Yeah, but he has his minions working too...

http://vimeo.com/79220808

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:39 | 5008682 Tulpa
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Except it's not B.O. who's making these horrible policies, it's Valerie Jarrett, Eric Holder, and probably a dozen other creatures fighting over their executive branch fiefdoms.  That's the only way to explain this administration's constant tripping over its own feet -- nobody's in charge, least of all B.O.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:55 | 5008829 disabledvet
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"Stalin, Beria and Molotov." Once your signatures are on those things there's no more finger pointing.

YOU DID IT.

The South never forgave Lincoln's Declaration of War without Congress EVEN BEING IN SESSION.

We already have fiat monies (inflation) as "the way to pay" as well.

Oh, and "those National Guard guys down there have Abrams tanks and know how to use them."

Now the Governors are being called upon to make sacrifices in the name of Socialized Medicine. "Yet everyone else is getting a carve out"?????

I would argue the best course of action at this point is to resign...get Biden in there and find out what the hell is going on. We're well past the point of no return now.

Indeed...we are at the point of "Staging Areas" and everyone is looking for their Commander in Chief.

If the current occupant is not capable of giving the orders...there needs to be someone in there who can.

War with Russia and Total War with the Middle East ain't bikini beach volleyball on the moon.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 01:10 | 5008969 Rock On Roger
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Fuck War

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:50 | 5009337 25or6to4
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@one and only
I've been in food service for about 30 years and you pretty much summed up the average black man's diet. 95% sweets and meats. Ohhh but it's racism that they have such a rate of heart disease and stroke in their population.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:08 | 5008475 sysin3
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So what do you want the guy to do ?

Nuke the Ukraine ? Nuke Israel ? Nuke the Palestinians ? (oh wait, they're too near the Israelis). Nuke somebody, anybody ?

I'm ok with all of that. Nuke 'em all and let Allah sort 'em out. Wouldn't fix the problems, but I would enjoy the hell out of doing it.

But you might want to acknowledge the fact that the world is so fucked up right now that nobody can fix it.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:13 | 5008606 grunk
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I would have been OK if he had nuked Congressional this afternoon.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:38 | 5008923 TheReplacement
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Why do you assume is was ever right or that it ever could be fixed?  Life is hard and then you die.  Nuking people and enjoying it is a disturbing trait to say the least.  We need to fix ourselves before we nuke everyone else.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:11 | 5008483 Racer
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And the sheeple's payment per hole to fund this?

Yeah a right f*ucking

 

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:12 | 5008487 Yen Cross
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  Would someone please shave that wookie?  It's scaring my Daughters hamsters FCS!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:16 | 5008497 Jackagain
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You have to give his hormone replacement drugs a chance to work...another couple years should do it. Of course then Obama won't be interested in Michael anymore.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:25 | 5008517 syntaxterror
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Please, keep that lazy faggot on the course!!!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:37 | 5008535 erg
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Mmm...open-faced club sandwich. Homer

Him and the Reg play a game they like to call 'hole in one'.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:37 | 5008537 Yen Cross
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 I don't have a daughter, but I have a niece,  that's beautiful , that I think the world of.

   Honesty, my friends.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 21:40 | 5008543 q99x2
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It is a loathsome anti-matter beast that walketh upon the earth.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:06 | 5008591 therevolutionwas
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All the more proof that he is just the latest sock puppet.  When they have something for him to say to the world they will let him know and we will hear it and he will go back to the golf course afterwards.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:20 | 5008766 lakecity55
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Exactly! All he needs is a pager. Then he can be summoned from the golf course/bath house to read TOTUS or sign a document. I am quite sure that was in his job description.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:11 | 5008602 Moccasin
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The Imp, I mean the Imperious, I mean the Imperial Emperor or Dear Leader had a tough day at the office.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:17 | 5008603 grunk
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5 hours?

Did he kick the golf ball around the course? 

This guy creates traffic jams wherever he goes.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:16 | 5008623 kchrisc
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Its easy being pres. when you are a treasonous CIA puppet doing Israel's bidding.

"Handle it Valarie."

 

"My guillotine has a 10 handicap and a wicked slice."

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:55 | 5008704 world_debt_slave
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it asounds me to this day how he even got elected in the first place, let alone twice. this country is mad.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 02:30 | 5009047 syntaxterror
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and a fucking peace prize before doing a goddamn thing!!!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 22:57 | 5008707 Rican
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Don't you know how hard he worked campaigning? Cut the guy some slack.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:17 | 5008759 lakecity55
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Yeah! I am sure he is overwhelmed!

Chaos in Ukraine, Israel/Gaza, Sudan, Mexican Invasion, crumbling economy, racist guys like Holder to deal with, Chinese expansionism, rogue US police killing people's dogs, the list goes on!

Boor Bath House is only 1 pResident! I am sure his numerous golf outings are just to take off the pressure of the really serious job he spends an hour or two on every day!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:26 | 5008783 nathan1234
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Cant blame the Dear Bummer

He played 19 holes

1 with Reggie old love and 18 on the course

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:34 | 5008794 Radical Marijuana
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfRtbIQ1kTw

I have a hard time believing that is not somehow faked.

However, the problem is that might be actually a fact?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:07 | 5008849 MsCreant
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Maybe he was quoting someone and they took it out of context? Wow!

"International order we have worked generations to build..."

"Ordinary men and women are too small minded to govern their own affairs..."

"That order and progress can only come when individuals surrender their rights to an all powerful soverign..."

It sounds like he is getting ready to say something like "That is what others think of you but we know better." One can only hope.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:45 | 5008934 TheReplacement
Sun, 07/27/2014 - 13:14 | 5009753 Radical Marijuana
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVZWLqkBtf0

President Obama Keynote EU Speech in Brussels (FULL Statement)

Clearly, that short clip forwarded were tiny slices, that were taken out of context. However, the full speech makes it overall appear even worse! It continues to be the case that Obama is President because he was the best professional liar and immaculate hypocrite available to be the political puppet to mediate between the banksters and the masses of muppets. Obama presents the bullshit view of history that ignores the banksters actually operating the money/murder systems, by controlling national governments.

LEAVING OUT THE ROLE OF THE BANKSTERS IN HISTORY MAKES A MOCKERY OUT OF THE STUDY OF HISTORY! Including the role of the banksters puts the EU, NATO, UN and USA into the correct perspective that the "story of human progress" was actually the progress of systems of legalized lies, backed by legalized violence, developing more sophisticated systems of social slavery, hiding behind the promotion of impossible ideals, that ended up making the opposite happen in the real world!

Furthermore, the fundamentally fraudulent financial accounting systems have even worse longer term environmental effects than their shorter term social polarization of wealth effects. "Money" made out of nothing as debts destroys the future, by enabling the past and present to consume the future, in ways whereby that is done through attitudes of evil deliberate ignorance, such as displayed by the people who applauded Obama's speech.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:39 | 5008807 Fred123
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.....and when he returned to the WH he turned on the sports channel and received a knob job from one of the staffers. Afterwards he was hungry so he ordered a hamburger, fries and a chocolate shake and some watermelon.

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 23:56 | 5008830 Hogdodge
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How do you summarize shit?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 00:19 | 5008879 ramacers
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is this country in the toilet or what?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:13 | 5009280 nathan1234
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Nope

It would be the septic tank with all the accumalated crap since 1913

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 01:03 | 5008963 Yen Cross
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~It;s easy to become a "degenerate"

  I love my family, and the structure of my family.

   .gov will KIIL me on my knees before I submit!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 04:15 | 5009114 Duffy Duck
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I dont know if he's still behind Bush, in terms of hours of golfing, but I suspect both men were puppets..... fuck it I know they were beholden to men behind them...  but there's something weird with this.

It's not just being lazy - unless you think the American people select and vote for the Chief Executive of the Constitutional Republic.

But none of you lads believe that.

 

So is the puppet, who still has power, being kept out of the loop?  Remember Bush on 9/11 - I mean day of.  He was absolutely, positively, put aside while Cheney and the bought and paid for Joint Chiefs and the neocon, and yes, zio cabal out of the OSP in the Pentagon handled the non-response.  By the way, key FBI personnel were miles away after the collapse, leaving the crime scene in the control of the operation.

 

What I'm saying is, I'm not sure how funny this shit actually is. 

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 07:10 | 5009204 Wahooo
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Ike golfed. A lot. It was a good thing.

This guy, however, is starting to give golf a bad name. Perhaps fewer would criticize him if he were at least working on his game. But WTF is he doing out there on the course so much? There seems to be no strategy to it.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 12:42 | 5009770 Radical Marijuana
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"I'm not sure how funny this shit actually is."

Well, Duffy Duck, my well developed macabre sense of humour has become worn out from over use!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 07:28 | 5009218 AdvancingTime
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Mommas in America were discouraged in a song many years ago from letting their children grow up to be cowboys, it appears to have been a reasonable decision. Today after viewing the lifestyles associated with many career paths, politics and the route of so called "public service" seems to offer much potential.

A career in politics can grant you a lifestyle where you, and oftentimes your family will get to rub elbows with the ultra wealthy and the country's most powerful titans of business and industry. This career choice also has the benefit of sheltering you, and extending legal protection that covers you from the responsibilities of your actions. Flying about in private planes politicians are rewarded with generous pensions and superior healthcare benefits far outside the reach of the average citizen. More on this subject below.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2013/01/encourage-your-children-to-become...

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 08:23 | 5009291 topspinslicer
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I need to know how many hours he practiced putting inside the white house before, during and after Benghazi bitchez!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 09:48 | 5009429 Everybodys All ...
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The golf industry has been decimated in the last ten years and really is decelerating right now all across this country. Golf is now becoming even more of an elitist game than it already was at least perceived to be for a long time because of the middle class being whittled down by this president's economic policy. Spreading the wealth around has become more or less spreading the despair and poverty.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 10:12 | 5009477 dsty
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well, there is always Finger Put

BTW, I know a kid that is making this game for an ipad

It's pretty clever

And only gonna be a dollah!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 14:30 | 5010033 Muppet
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There are tee times open in Nigeria.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 17:53 | 5010621 Mi Naem
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"Pres Obama played about 5 hrs of golf at Congressional and then returned to the WH." 

Actually, this is a good thing.  If we could get Congress and Obama out on the links every day, all day, we could mitigate against further damage to the country. 

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 19:44 | 5010916 peaceful
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article doesn't mention the 4 hrs of xbox nba live he plays everyday plus the one hour briefing from his bosses

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