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Apocalypse Preview: Chinese River Turns Blood-Red

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Things in China are getting downright biblical.

First it was the floating animal apocalypse: who can forget the 16,000 floating pigs, followed by a thousand dead ducks, culminating with 5 dead black swans. But nothing quite beats the dramatic impact of the inner river of Wenzhou flowing blood red.

According to China Radio International, this is precisely what happened:

An inner city waterway in the eastern city of Wenzhou was found to have been inundated by an influx of blood-red water this morning.


Local residents say the river was running normally at 4am, but it started to redden at around 6am, and in no time turned as crimson as blood.


One villager who has lived his whole life by the river side said this has never happened before. The villager recalled that there wasn't a chemical plant along the upper stream.


Inspectors from the Wenzhou Environmental Protection Bureau said they have not found the cause of the incident, although water samples seem to indicate the suspicious color was a result of illegal dumping in the river.

And whatever the real cause, one can be certain the Chinese EPA will never disclose it.

Then again, we already know that 60% Of China's Water "Too Polluted To Drink. Who knows, perhaps potable blood flowing through the rivers would be an improvement? Well, maybe not:

 “The really weird thing is that we have been able to catch fish because the water is normally so clear,” one local villager commented on China’s microblogging site Weibo.


Residents in Zhejiang province said the river looked normal at 5 a.m. Beijing time on Thursday morning. Within an hour, the entire river turned crimson. Residents also said a strange smell wafted through the air.

This is what the Apocalypse may or may not look like one day, but one thing is certain: on that day spoos will be halted, limit up.


Finally, reverse engineered "True Blood":


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Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:40 | 5011344 idea_hamster
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Too many Little Red Books getting dumped?

Or Communist River showing its true colors?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:47 | 5011366 flacon
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If it's red that means "buy the dip".

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:54 | 5011381 Manthong
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Look upstream a little.

Maybe you will find a few tons of Chinese shadow credit market ledger books leaching red ink.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:26 | 5011461 Oh regional Indian
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Hummmhhhh....anyone remember Kolontar?

Bibilical signage has been coming, only now faster and stronger....

I like how the guys are proudly posing in front of their red river.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:30 | 5011469 Escrava Isaura
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I think you meant dye signage is here.

Not that matters!

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:34 | 5011575 Thomas
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Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:40 | 5011589 Urban Roman
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That's purple, not red.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 01:15 | 5011624 svayambhu108
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Red ink, dollar money laundering. Or is it treasury bonds?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 01:30 | 5011649 Drunk In Church
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The China myth is such a joke.  Empty cities.  Contaminated milk.  Contaminated dry wall.  Poison dog food.  It never ends. Bitchez.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 02:13 | 5011690 balolalo
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Agreed!   China is the biggest refugee disaster waiting to happen.  Watch out Asia/Europe/Australia/Africa.

I am glad there is at least the Pacific Ocean between us and them.   

China has it coming the worst.  India is a close second.

Imagine how much filth they will be swimming in when the 1.3 billion in China and the 1 billion in India become 2 billion each.... or when our global village of 7 billion becomes 9, 10, or 12 billion. 

The best/saddest/most ironic part about this story is the pic of the dude on the bike almost smiling in front of the biggest sign that he and his descendants are fucked.

And the best they can do is snap a selfie?!?!


Mon, 07/28/2014 - 03:24 | 5011743 Paveway IV
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The Nuclear Mafia are building their crappy nuclear reactors in China and India hand-over-fist. You're exponentially-expanding Chinese and Indian populations are predicated on the assumption that those reactors will be operated responsibly - without cutting corners or poor design due to incompetence or corruption. And if there is ever an accident, the first priority of the government will be to protect the health of its citizens.

See where I'm going with that? 

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:37 | 5011991 old naughty
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"...And if there is ever an accident, the first priority of the government will be to protect the health of its citizens.

When (not if) ever there is a nuclear "accident" (debatable), all dirts are dug up, design error, engineer error, geography error (wrong to be by the ocaen), etc, etc 

Know that they're all planned. Non-humans absorb nuclear energy (and our fear) as food.

WTFup. Governments are bought off and controlled. No one is protecting the health of humans on Earth.


Oh, btw, red-boold-like water is everywhere:

Ohio, Texas, Canadian Rockies, Australia, Antartica, Hungary, some are due to disasterous pollution, some unexplained (?)


Take it whichever way you wish.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:57 | 5012012 g speed
Mon, 07/28/2014 - 08:32 | 5012090 fx
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the river's fishes will soon start to fly. as promised by red bull. Oh, this incident wasn't done as a commercial ad by the makers of this disgrave of a beverage? oh, well.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 06:19 | 5011917 jeff montanye
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china's fertility rate is about 1.5, way below replacement of 2.1 (  its population will be falling for a long time once it peaks rather soon.  india is at 2.5 or so but falling.  really the only countries which still have high population growth rates are afghanistan and some in africa.

as women get a little money and education, and a bit of freedom from the domination of men, they seem universally to choose enough fewer children that population growth rates fall below replacement.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:48 | 5012001 Professor Fate
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Now we finally know what happens to all of Obama's red lines.

Fate the Magnificent,

Push the button, Max"

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:34 | 5011985 PT
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Of course we need the sound track:

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 14:29 | 5013696 Blankenstein
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China has 1.35 billion people and India has 1.23 billion - they DON'T need anymore people.  How is this education and money going to happen?  Who's going to pay for this?  

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 08:02 | 5012009 scrappy
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You are correct.

It's sad and short sighted that we exported the worst of industrialization to them.

But we are all learning about that mistake due to the environmental fallout.

Time for a better way.

Dr. Sun Yat-sen was right.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 08:49 | 5012143 effendi
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So you think an ocean will stop a flood of Chinese refugees? Only takes a few days by boat to reach US territory such as Guam. For the mainland US they could load a few hundred cargo ships with 10,000 to 250,000 peaple EACH and land on the west coast.

A large cargo ship can carry over 15,000 shipping containers and 20' containers have made the journey with over 50 people, so 250,000 is doable. The biggest carry over 18,000 containers and if the containers are properly outfitted (triple bunks, ventilation) and people can leave them to go to the toilets then a single ship could carry ONE MILLION REFUGEES.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 09:35 | 5012291 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Means less boats for flipper to sink.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:04 | 5011951 zeroheckler
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plus, reduction turns it into brown insoluble MnO2

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 05:30 | 5011874 Anglo Hondo
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K2Cr2O7  Potassium dichromate.  Found in Northern China deserts.  Can be dark orange or red colored.


Mon, 07/28/2014 - 06:06 | 5011908 onthesquare
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suphur bacteria are red. May be a large food processing plants septic lagoon has been dumped and tainted the river.  Somebody knows what it is.  Probably a strong ammonia smell comes with it.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 08:58 | 5012174 caShOnlY
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it's a Bordeaux, delicous with river swine.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:06 | 5011953 zeroheckler
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too pinkish for that

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:34 | 5011576 Four chan
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let's see, water into wine. jesus came back as a communist chinese go figure.

second coming = bullish um i think. to da moon!

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 04:00 | 5011774 AFKeeker
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Yeah, but you're betting on something that is a complete fabrication, a drug-fueled fantasy world seen in a dream, completely detached from reality, and is pretty much entirely a lie from front to back.  Wait, am I talking about the Bible or the Market?  The answer is yes.  ;)

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:04 | 5011950 Escrava Isaura
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Not possible! Jesus is American, from Tennessee... I think. Or maybe Oklahoma.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:13 | 5011961 QEternity
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Joseph smith was called a prophet (dum dum dum dum dum)

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:52 | 5012005 Parafuso
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Mas Deus é brasileiro ;)

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:08 | 5013293 Escrava Isaura
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Meu Deus é brasileiro ;)

Get your Português right.... Parafuso da Puta que pariu!

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 08:03 | 5012010 Parafuso
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Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:50 | 5011509 SofaPapa
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Yeah, that guy smiling for the camera is too much!  Creepy...

I am not a fan of apocalyptic thought, but it's getting harder to avoid calling the various news events recently "plagues".  What other word fits the bill as well?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:11 | 5011540 Never One Roach
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Blood Red River is very Bullish I suspect. Good for at least an uptick of 50 points.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:24 | 5011560 RafterManFMJ
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That is a huge amount of Cherry Kool-Aid. I wonder if 0Blam0's voters could drink it all?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:57 | 5011610 Mr Pink
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But has electrolytes!

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 01:03 | 5011614 Hobo Sapien
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It's what plants crave!

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 09:38 | 5012299 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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We've literally been reduced to this.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 04:04 | 5011776 matrix2012
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Perhaps the Cabals are enacting the GEORGIA GUIDESTONES through various diseases in Africa (ebola etc), wars, GMO, Fuku, and so forth incl the reddened river...


* Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.

* Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.

* Unite humanity with a living new language.

* Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.

* Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.

* Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.

* Avoid petty laws and useless officials.

* Balance personal rights with social duties.

* Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.

* Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.


Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:14 | 5011963 Escrava Isaura
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What? ... Utopia? Are you from Mars?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 14:19 | 5013634 Kirk2NCC1701
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NWO we can believe in?

The real challenge -- as always -- is keeping the sociopaths in check.  They too need a natural enemy.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:30 | 5011569 DoChenRollingBearing
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They will use US dollars.  They will not use gold.  Their two Agreements are in ENGLISH.  They duplicate the World Bank and the IMF.  Could Jim Willie be wrong?

"The BRICS Bank: A First Look"

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 02:18 | 5011692 Confused
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Agreements are in English. But this doesn't amount to much. English is the common language in Europe. All of India speaks it, otherwise they would have no common tongue, and of course the chinese are hiring tons of English teachers throughout the country (as is most of asia, just look up English teaching jobs). Dubai and others are as well. 

Its really more out of convenience than anything else. 


But your other points are taken. 

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 05:48 | 5011894 Bendromeda Strain
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The fact that they are capitalizing Fortaleza using their their dollar reserves tells me that they are joining together to soften the impact of a fracturing federal fiat funbuk. It may be a way to "expend" some reserves, i.e., another step towards the door w/o a total writeoff.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:05 | 5013284 SofaPapa
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"All of India speaks it"

So here is the weird thing.  I have been reading/editing a bunch of papers recently for publication in US medical journals.  Given that people want their research to reach the broadest possible audience, a lot of researchers (MDs and others) from all over the world write in English so as to be published in US journals.  I am not surprised to see that there is a lot of funky grammar and weird English from many of these places; again, it's not their native language, so you can see pretty easily how they are trying to translate directly from their native tongue into English.  This is to be expected.

The weird thing is that the worst papers I've read (in terms of being incomprehensible because of sentence structure, vocabulary choice, grammar usage) are from India.  As you say here, I thought India was fundamentally an English speaking country?  What's the deal with this?  These people I'm reading are in the medical field, traditionally a highly educated group.  Yet they write things that cannot even be translated because they make no sense.  Other Asian groups, Europeans, and Latin Americans all write clearer English, even though they don't use English as their national language.

What's up with that?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 10:27 | 5012436 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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They will initially use US dollars.


Why do you think the Chinese are trying to flood the markets with renminbi.

Gresham's Law bitchez. You crowd out the competition the holdouts will eventually relent when all the cool kids are worshiping it.

Just replacing one weapon of mass financial destruction debt bomb aka USD with another aka CNY unless they decide to practice a sound money policy and back the renmibi with silver. Gold won't work since there isn't enough of it in the world or in the central banks to anchor the value and quantity of currency against it for monetary policies to work.

There isn't enough gold in the banks to use debt free money backed by a commodity to effectively work on a global scale for commerce transactions regardless of what gold bugs think.

There is though if you use silver. Why do you think silver is the red headed step child when it comes to monetary metals.

It was silver that kept the monetary system in check during the 1800s not gold. Things didn't start going bad until they went off a bi-metal monetary system in the US.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 14:22 | 5013666 Kirk2NCC1701
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The way you see the problem, IS the problem: There's ALWAYS enough gold.  It's only a question of price.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 11:41 | 5012864 JeffB
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An interesting book came out in 1998 called

And the Waters Turned to Blood March 31, 1998 Rodney Barker's book, And the Waters Turned to Blood details the latest plague to visit our shores: Pfiesteria piscicida, the "cell from hell," an aquatic microorganism that causes sufferers to exhibit symptoms similar to Alzheimers or multiple sclerosis. As it follows the fortunes of Dr. JoAnn Burkholder, one of the first scientists to recognize the danger of Pfiesteria, Barker's book reads like a cross between science fiction and conspiracy theory: Dr. Burkholder discovers that excessive pollution in the rivers and coastal waters of the Southeastern United States causes a deadly microorganism to breed like crazy; state and federal government attempts to suppress the report. An investigative reporter by training, Mr. Barker writes And the Waters Turned to Blood like a thriller, revealing pieces of the puzzle judiciously as he builds tension. Unlike in a literary thriller, however, there is no tidy ending to this story. Readers will be left with the disturbing knowledge that fish are still dying, fishermen are still getting sick, and the potential for disaster in this latest scourge is still unmeasured.


From Library Journal The Hot Zone 2: roused by pollution, a tiny organism in the Chesapeake waters threatens to make the Ebola virus look like a picnic.


Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:07 | 5011537 All Risk No Reward
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Good thing Al Gore is making this public putting massive pressure on China to meand their ways...  an Apple Board of Directors member has a lot fo clout.

Oh... wait...

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 08:59 | 5012179 ajax
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Looks like it may be time to change the name of that river to either:

Carmoisine E122 or Allura Red E129



Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:56 | 5011387 smlbizman
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better dead than red...frank burns...

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:08 | 5011536 Hulk
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  -Margaret "HotLips" Houlihan

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 09:12 | 5012217 Big Corked Boots
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See? The east is red.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:01 | 5011398 monkeyboy
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"Buy the drip"

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:33 | 5011470 JackT
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Sell the drip on ebay or whatever it's called in China

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:21 | 5011449 Escrava Isaura
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No! It means that Moses turned the river to blood.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:23 | 5011454 ebworthen
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All the way from the middle class of America?

Amazing.  Trans-Pacific Sharknado?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:17 | 5011548 zorba THE GREEK
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thats what happens when 250 million chinese girls flush their tampons down the toilet

at the same time.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:32 | 5011570 edotabin
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sexiss   /s

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:48 | 5011368 MarkD
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or blood from the legs of the guy standing on the bridge. looks like he has no legs. photoshop or did i have too much to drink?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:02 | 5011400 p00k1e
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Good catch!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:12 | 5011424 Escrava Isaura
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And the wall in the bridge has a whole in it?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 09:03 | 5012187 Dugald
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And the wall in the bridge has a whole in it?

Now, is that a whole whole or just half a hole???????

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:13 | 5011427 Escrava Isaura
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No! Looks like the guy has skinny legs.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:52 | 5011514 SofaPapa
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Yep.  Everything about that photo is off.  Why?  Weird.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:09 | 5011538 Escrava Isaura
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Fake camera... that's why!

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:37 | 5011584 Freddie
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Maybe the Chinese used that youtube tutorial video "How to Photoshop like Sandy Hoax in 10 Minutes or Less."

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 08:59 | 5012175 pazmaker
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There is a space between the bridge barrier and the road...look closely you will see it.  He is standing there in the space.  Maybe a civil engineer here knows the technical term.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:03 | 5011405 Shad_ow
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Can't be communism causing the change or the Potomac would have been red for a while now.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 01:58 | 5011675 gimme-gimme-gimme
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These are probably photo shopped since the red looks more red then it should. :)

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:33 | 5011984 Truthseeker2
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Simple explanation --->


Yangtze River Runs Mysteriously Red Because ....

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:40 | 5011345 Cattender
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Let my people Go!!!!!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:48 | 5011360 toady
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The wife saw this and immediately went biblical too. Speaking in tongues, snake handling... it's gonna be a rough week.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:54 | 5011382 defender
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I take it that it wasn't your snake that the wife was handling...that would indeed make for a rough week.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:22 | 5011452 toady
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The rest of the coven will be here for midnight mass shortly.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:36 | 5011482 Tall Tom
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No. That is a good week.


If she is handling someone else's snake then that would be a rough week.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:39 | 5011588 Freddie
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This are so F'ed up in the world thanks to the NWO State Dept that I would not be suprised to see the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse riding down Times Square.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:40 | 5011347 gimli
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So .... whose been drinkin' the Kool-aid?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:41 | 5011348 Theta_Burn
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Won't have to wait for nature to thin the herd, we are doing a bang-up job ourselves...

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:42 | 5011350 Clifftastic
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Half a billion women on the rag at the same time?


Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:49 | 5011371 toady
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They do get on the same cycle...

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:43 | 5011351 SilverRhino
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Rev 16:4

And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood.


Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:48 | 5011369 fervent in spirit
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If one is going to quote scripture, one might want to resist the temptation to quote it out of context.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:54 | 5011384 FeralSerf
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Biblical quotes out of context are fundamental to many Christian religions.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:03 | 5011404 fonzannoon
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shanghai composite up another 2%. amazing. the ultimate garbage btfd now kicking ass.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:18 | 5011551 TheFourthStooge-ing
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It's all pretty dangdang weird.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:29 | 5011568 RafterManFMJ
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Biblical quotes out of context are fundamental to many Christian religions

Proverbs 7:7 Those that live in glass houses ought to shut the fuck up.




Tue, 07/29/2014 - 21:25 | 5018046 FeralSerf
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And then there are the those that make up their own biblical quotes . . .

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:29 | 5011468 SilverRhino
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It was just too appropriate not to post man.   

China is doing a bang up job of turning their entire nation into an ecological basket case that will make East Germany's former problems look like a sand dune with a quart of motor oil spilled on it.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:39 | 5011489 SilverRhino
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And this is clean water by comparison .... 

HOLY SHIT what are these people thinking

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 02:12 | 5011689 UselessEater
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damn, wish I hadn't clicked the link and seen those pictures. If babies and old folk are surviving that hell then why are we afraid of ebola, short term its got teeth but look at what these people are coping with long term!! Its both tragic and unnecessary.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:42 | 5011496 BringOnTheAsteroid
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The bible cannot be quoted in context because the context is 2000 years ago amongst uneducated people who believed in witches, ghosts and magic. 

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:12 | 5011530 Escrava Isaura
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And 72%, in 2014, still believe in angels.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 03:39 | 5011740 BringOnTheAsteroid
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The problem with believing that people actually believe in angels is that people can "say" they believe in anything but rarely indicate how much critical thought, if any, they have put into said belief. If someone says they believe in angels but then cannot provide any practical information on where the angels are, what they are made of, how they interact with humans, how old they are, whether they are immortal, if they are immortal how, do they eat or sleep, what do they look like, are they transparent, then what does their statement even mean? It means nothing.

It's real easy for people to say they "believe" because all this act entails is actually repeating the words. Pretty easy really. This is what the vast majority of belief boils down to, just repeating a set of words, sentences, phrases that have been passed onto them by their parents and teachers. Part of this belief system is claiming just how deeply affected and moved they are by their belief, but they say this because the people around them with the same belief say the same thing. But how deeply moved are they, really? How different is their life to a militant athesist, really?

Standing back and looking from the outside so to speak, there's no difference between a law abiding atheist and a law abiding theist nor any difference between a criminal athesist and criminal theist.  They just say different things. In the end we are all human but we are not all christians, jews, muslims, hindus, zoroastrians, jains, buddhists, scientologists, <insert name of tribe here>. 


Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:32 | 5011983 Escrava Isaura
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If you think religion believes are bad now, wait until they become economic deprived while having less and less energy.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 09:14 | 5012208 Dugald
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An old lrish lady was asked if she believed in the'wee folk', Oi do not she said with some asperity,....but they are there just the same!



Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:04 | 5011410 Rican
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Only four left!

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 09:03 | 5012188 pazmaker
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This is obviously pollution by some factory up river dumping chemicals...... so if you are going to qoute scripture maybe try something form Genesis where God assigned man as care taker of this earth.  Or Psalms where God talks about the earth being His, which means Man should respect the earth and take care of it not pollute it and exploit it.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:43 | 5011353 yrad
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John Kerry playing a ketchup prank?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:45 | 5011357 JD59
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That country will self destruct from their pollution, it just a matter of time.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:00 | 5011394 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Agreed. But they will start taking other lands before the real end hits.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:27 | 5011463 MsCreant
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I know you know that play is well under way, now. 

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:33 | 5011471 Escrava Isaura
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What? Mexico is taking California back?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:46 | 5011359 joego1
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Maybe they got a whole bunch of purging buziness done at once.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:46 | 5011364 fonzannoon
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this is what we needed to get S&P over 2k.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:48 | 5011370 JD59
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That makes my bleach smelling tap water look good.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:51 | 5011376 Cruel Aid
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not rocket science, run a test on it geez. Oh that's against the law I guess.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:51 | 5011377 Village-idiot
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And the North American enviro-nazis get excited about 32 dead ducks in the oil sands tailings pond!

The oil sands projects look almost pristine compared with most of China.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:48 | 5011505 Matt
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It is only because people here freak out over a couple dozen dead birds, that we don't have events with tens of thousands of dead birds.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 01:25 | 5011643 SF beatnik
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Maybe the other birds died a long time ago.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 02:17 | 5011693 UselessEater
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But people freak out less if a few birds are killed by wind turbines... I guess some birds are more equal than others.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 09:44 | 5012316 Matt
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The wind turbines don't spread into the water table and kill everything.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:52 | 5011378 FeralSerf
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Better red than dead?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:56 | 5011386 therover
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Now, if that shit was Hawaiin Punch.....DAMN !

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:57 | 5011388 GooseShtepping Moron
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I heard that there is a food coloring factory upstream from this location, so there might not be anything too mysterious going on.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:57 | 5011521 SofaPapa
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That would make sense.  Even if true, however, that is a LOT of coloring.  Major spill.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:18 | 5011550 FreedomGuy
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Leftist Kool Aid.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:14 | 5011429 Little Boomer
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woah-that is the most disgusting set of vacation shots ever.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:33 | 5011472 ironmace
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Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:53 | 5011517 One of We
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Good God!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:58 | 5011523 Escrava Isaura
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Thanks for the link. Amazing pictures.

That's what is coming to a neighborhood near you, as we run out of oil.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:14 | 5011543 J Pancreas
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With a heavy heart, I agree with your statement. Soylent Green, bitchez :(

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 01:38 | 5011660 SF beatnik
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Holy fuck, Pancreas!  The only worse thing I've seen is the massive river of shit goo (also in India) in the docu "The World's Toilet Problem".  

" we run out of oil...."  

Gee, I wonder.  Americans aren't civilized enough to endure such impoverishment. I suspect we'd be killing each other by the millions long before we could arrive at such a miserable state.  

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:03 | 5011528 wanderintheland
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J Pancreas, I will never forgive you for that link.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 06:14 | 5011913 Wahooo
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Just, damn!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:03 | 5011391 One And Only
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Pelosi still gets her period? I thought she went through menapause.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:43 | 5011498 Duffy Duck
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mentalpause, anyways.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:00 | 5011397 gimli
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I just love those Jello commercials

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:23 | 5011479 MsCreant
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Wow, it would be a trip if it got cold there...

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:04 | 5011411 Rican
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It's got electrolytes.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:06 | 5011415 Rehab Willie
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Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:09 | 5011421 Peter Pan
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Be careful where your next energy drink comes from.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:09 | 5011422 Smegley Wanxalot
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Another few bankers probably "commited suicide" upstream.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:15 | 5011431 MASTER OF UNIVERSE

I read this on Reddit a few hours ago and the article I read stated that there was a papermaking mill up the river a couple of miles and that one of the plants up the river had dumped dye in the river because they had expected torrential rains and thought the dye would not be noticed due to the flush of rain. Unfortunately, for the mill that dumped the dye, it did not end up raining and the town down the river is now complaining about the dye in the water. Z/H is just feeding this story line to you for sensationalism purposes IMHO.

NOTE: The world will not end before we get our revolution that Marx promised.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:37 | 5011436 Escrava Isaura
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NOTE: But... We still get an economic collapse?......... Right?


Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:59 | 5011524 MASTER OF UNIVERSE

$1.4 quadrillion in dark pool derivatives universe dictates that we will have a complete economic collapse with probability p=0.98 just to be safe. Nothing that contemporary Economists are doing to solve the 2008 crash will save us from the next crash. The next crash is forcasted by almost all in the know and few well known Economists

are optimistic that growth will return. Macroprudential policy is failing, the FED is a running joke, and Muppets are in office. Welcome to the Zoo, EI.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:06 | 5011535 Escrava Isaura
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Economics and religion..... Talking about self-delusion.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:33 | 5011572 luckylogger
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link please?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:18 | 5011439 Spungo
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I don't understand how China has a billion people. How is it possible to survive when the air, water, and soil are polluted worse than anything imaginable?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:40 | 5011491 Escrava Isaura
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No corn-syrup and junk food.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:59 | 5011527 owensdrillin
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India has over a billion and is the same size as Quebec. Least china is a little bigger.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 10:09 | 5012397 Zeta Reticuli
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The citizens of China's big cities like Beijing, Shanghai, and Hong Kong live longer than Americans.  Rural Chinese, not so mucn. Hong Kong women live longer than any women on the planet, the men are second only to the Japanese in life expectancy. So complain about "the air, water, and soil are polluted worse than anything imaginable" all you want. It's not as important as you would like it to be.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:19 | 5011440 adr
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Apple thought the new hot color for the iPhone 6 was going to be red. At the last minute they found out the latest polls said green.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:21 | 5011445 NoWayJose
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Could be a big batch of Sudan Red Dye - the kind that KFC has been found guilty of using in their chicken. After the latest food scares with North American restaurants serving 'something' in China, no one wants to have this stuff sitting around. That's a pretty deep red, so it's more than a barrel full.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:24 | 5011456 1000924014093
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It's called "algae".

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 01:17 | 5011634 Kirk2NCC1701
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Aye, per Mr. Spock, it's Dinoflagellates, commonly known as Red Tide. Look it up.

The right mix of chemical nutrients and water temperature will do it. Check the Of levels, as they'll drop and dead fish and frogs will start floating. Next these will attract flies, etc.

Alternatively, check for Red dye.

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