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Mon, 07/28/2014 - 15:50 | 5014141 Johnny Moscow
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Danny...this isn't Russia...this isn't Russia, is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZ9LPzTURg

 

 

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 14:25 | 5013673 kaiserhoff
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Life in our time.  Nobody does it better, William.

Don't know why, but the golf glove sells the whole piece;)

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:41 | 5013422 JimmyRainbow
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i a istanbul butcher shop they had 4 lungs hanging in the window.

fresh lungs naturally.....

a nearby restaurant had little brains on salad, also in the window.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 10:39 | 5012507 nah
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Russia wins cold war

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 10:03 | 5012360 astoriajoe
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Mr. Banzai,

Do you know if anyone in the White House looks at your stuff? I'm sure someone must, at least occasionally, but just curious if you've heard of anyone specifically?

 

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 11:14 | 5012684 williambanzai7
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Not specifically. But after a certain point it becomes difficult to avoid.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 16:19 | 5014284 Bear
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Lets hope the first contact isn't the Secret Service or the FSB ... the NSA is already checking it out on a regular basis :)

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:53 | 5013472 DaddyO
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So your propensity to be ever so prolific should make it easy for the POTUS to view and admire your work as many of us here on the Hedge...

I hope he enjoys your wit and artistic flair as much as I do!

DaddyO

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 09:33 | 5012287 Sheikh_Speare
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As my first post (had an account for a couple weeks in Feb and lost access), I want to thank you Williambanzai7, your art always makes my day.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 10:49 | 5012540 williambanzai7
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Your welcome and welcome to ZH

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:40 | 5011996 Lumberjack
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Is Kerry the caddy?

 

Kerry to woo Modi's India, but quick progress unlikely

http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/07/28/usa-india-idINKBN0FX09V20140728

 

(Reuters) - U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry visits India this week as Washington tries to revitalize ties it sees as a counterbalance to China's rising power, but rapid progress is unlikely, despite the reformist reputation of India's new leader.

The visit by Kerry, and a trip by Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel next month, follow the resounding election win of Prime Minister Narendra Modi in May and are meant to create a good climate for Modi's planned visit to Washington in September.

  

Analysts say it is only once Modi meets President Barack Obama that the United States may have a more realistic hope for progress on big defense projects, on removing obstacles to U.S. firms' participation in India's nuclear power industry, and for firmer statements of shared interests in Asia.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 08:44 | 5012123 lakecity55
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Haha, dream on, Mr Ed.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 06:05 | 5011907 Fix It Again Timmy
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Howa You Wong - "If you think I'm legit..."

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 02:00 | 5011677 hwa-jurong
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Mon, 07/28/2014 - 10:45 | 5012510 Emergency Ward
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Look, why don't you post your real name, your Social Security number and your home phone number.  That would be a start.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 09:30 | 5012278 medium giraffe
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Jurong - have you sent that loan application to the White House yet?  Come on, time's a wastin', don't want to have to ask again.  It's pretty urgent guy.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:26 | 5011977 Pure Evil
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Does the chinaman take Monopoly money for his services, or the even more worthless Toilet Paper called Federal Reserve Notes?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 03:38 | 5011761 Gringo Viejo
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Don't need money Hwa. But I am looking for an asian male to lick my balls. I too look forward to permmiting you to be of service to me.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 02:30 | 5011700 williambanzai7
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Good bye

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 02:25 | 5011694 Late onset ADHD
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he says " i render reliable beneficiary assistance"...

welcome to fight club dickhead...

you gonna' need a beneficiary all right...

this 4-day spam clown had to use the word "render" in his spooge...

how on topic... how's render unconcious sound to ya' shylock ???...

 

(hey admin if you delete his post delete this response also)

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:44 | 5011593 pupdog1
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That picture of the beef delivery truck pulling up to the local McDonalds... Oh, man, that's some repugnant shit.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 17:38 | 5014670 Cap Matifou
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And those are pigs, you can tell by the size and shape.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 02:35 | 5011671 Late onset ADHD
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looks like porks to me... does that make it ok / better ???...

oo... oo... oo... and hanging hooks of slippy pork offal...

yum, yummy-er, yummy-est... does this truck have a jingle playing?

now that's better than any neighborhood ice cream truck, kids...

 

(that I knew that is just... too strange... sorry, WB...)

...peace...

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:53 | 5011599 williambanzai7
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That is headed to a market butcher not McDonalds.

 

 

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:52 | 5013465 the grateful un...
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this is obviously real meat and not a pink slime derivative.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 07:24 | 5011971 Pure Evil
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That one pig in the back on the right looks like its ready for a night with Obama issuing executive orders in its undisclosed location.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:36 | 5011485 wisefool
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I have never played golf in my life except for throwing clubs on the scrap pile. We all have to have something in the post modernists world.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:08 | 5011417 booboo
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"Would Hunter Biden be on the Board of a Ukrainian Gas company if his father was not VP?"

Most likely a crack addled bowling alley manager with a shoe smelling fettish. I can't imagine what the board of this gas company is thinking when little lord fauntleroy stumbles into the confrence room with that goofy shit eating grin on his face and corn row joe on his cell phone talking about what corn row did to his mommy last night. Bunch of fucking inbreds running naked through the halls of the Naval Observatory screaming about world domination.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:03 | 5011407 Lost My Shorts
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I don't know why y'all give Barry-O so much grief for playing golf.

More golf = less government.

Less government = good.

Right?  What did I miss?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:52 | 5013459 the grateful un...
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the same standard applied to clinton and blow jobs = ?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:07 | 5011534 BlindMonkey
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If he stayed on the course that would be fine. There are times when he shows his smug mug in DC and starts being a PITA.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:38 | 5011343 brown_hornet
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Is that Biden Sr. or Jr. riding shotgun with Soetoro?

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:54 | 5011373 williambanzai7
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No one in the MSM stops to ask is that blatant influence peddling.

They are all too busy making a fuss about the princelings in the PRC, the spoiled spawn of party big wigs.

Would Hunter Biden be on the Board of a Ukrainian Gas company if his father was not VP?

Hunter Biden is an American princeling.

And while our media is made up of a bunch of hacks and most of the populace are brain dead, the rest of the world can see straight though all of the hypocrisy and bullshit.

Yet another example of "It's OK, But Only When We Do It..."

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:47 | 5011504 the grateful un...
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to be fair CBS for instance does their investigative reporting on 60 minutes, which sometimes draws a feature call on the nightly news. by separating the news divisions one branch can more effecitvely adverstise, or sell the other branch. this is one reason why a seamless propaganda network will never happen. they need the separation, with that separation the msm can sterlize their heavily biased content. if CBS was called the governments news network no one would pay attention (and the truth would leak out almost by accident i am sure) the illusion of the balance of power between the three branches gives potus executive priviledge, makes hims a unitary decider,l and a whole lot of other things. if the congress stood up and said no mas, we wont question the president on any of these things, the illusion would end because then it would be obvious how things really work. strange huh?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 10:14 | 5012416 Budd aka Sidewinder
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Is it news when 60 Minutes does a feature on Anderson Cooper swimming with Nile crocodiles?

 

Jesus...

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 00:59 | 5011611 JoJoJo
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Coming this Fall on CBS, "Madame Secretary" which tells the story of a super heroic Secretary of State, who does not resemble Hillary in any way except that the character played is extra ballsy and Tea Leoni does a much better job filling a pantsuit.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:49 | 5013453 the grateful un...
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another degree of separation. should they remove all the distinctions between fiction nonfiction news and art the propaganda machine would grind to a halt.  this is why stewart is so effective, the line between news and comedy is erased. propaganda ends were dialog begins m.m [and there is no dialog in a categorically confined space]

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 01:28 | 5011645 TahoeBilly2012
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I do adore Banzai7 art, but let me remind, people are dying on Donetsk from our taxpayers support.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 21:20 | 5011166 kchrisc
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Where's Reggie the "caddy?!"

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 21:12 | 5011155 palmereldritch
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The Golf of Oweman

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 20:59 | 5011126 nmewn
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The Oligarch Classic! ;-)

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 02:21 | 5011697 StychoKiller
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I recommend using a 7-iron to avoid the plane-wreckage hazard!

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 18:45 | 5010777 williambanzai7
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Sun, 07/27/2014 - 21:08 | 5011142 Urban Roman
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Donestk, don'tell.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 21:47 | 5011230 COSMOS
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Hey william what was the fresh looking beige two seater car parked in front of that auto service place.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 22:50 | 5011367 williambanzai7
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Which picture?

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 01:21 | 5011640 TahoeBilly2012
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I just sent an email out family and friends wide on the fake bull crap Facebook "missiles from Russia post" and now I see this. This may be my fav Banzai7 of all time.

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