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Monday Humor: What "The Smartest People In The Room" Are Thinking
Presented with a stunned silence...
If consensus misses Q2 #GDP by as much as it did in Q1 but in the opposite direction, this would imply 7.0% growth for the quarter.
— Joseph A. LaVorgna (@Lavorgnanomics) July 28, 2014
And just in case Joe decides that tweet was ill-timed... we thought we would save it for posterity...
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This guy deserves to be trolled 24/7
This is your brain on drugs....etc.
Oh my fuck, Joey Baloney has gone full water head retard.
Yeah, this guy does some bizare tweets. Too much hash in the day.
He's making a move for a promotion. That should get him on cnbc for his expert opinion. Does someone actually pay this douchebag a paycheck every week. Amazing. Where is the sign up sheet for his job. This guy has two assholes and he talks out of both of them.
Actually it won't. Anything less than 3% means the US economy contracted in the first half of 2014. Everyone is expecting between 2.5%-3.0%. I wouldn't doubt a 2.5-2.7% print initially and then revised sub-1%. Election year means rosy initial numbers so Dems don't lose the senate.
My fine economics gut feeling (Ouija Board) can't see even a big red 1. What the hell are these fools ingesting, must be intravenous to get that massive jolt of the brain.
If....
If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its @ss so much....
What is really funny is all these people still pretending that there is a public "market" that allows for true price discovery. There isn't.
How would you like to work for this guy and be his butt puppet to get ahead? "Yeah joe yeah!! Ahahahaha you're brilliant! Nobody will say anything like that you'll be the only one!!! You're a jeanius!!!"
Brilliant!! And if my aunt had a mustache she might be my uncle.
LOL
They are using Million Man Math again!
well Joseph, you can change the numbers in the spreadsheet, but it won't change the utter dogshit gong show that you and your bankster rodents have created for the masses
remember Joseph, if it gets bad enough, you may not have a family to come home to one day
Oh the hazards of saying what you’re thinking without thinking about what you’re saying.
Don't believe everything you think.
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. [/Morpheus]
Plus good.
Minus bad.
Vote Progressive.
what is that old saying... something about making stats up, at any given time, at some % rate being just a bunch of BS on the fly? idk...
I do the grocery shopping here in Ohio, and many times there are more employees working in the stores then shoppers. Unless you show up on the Obama welfare EBT day, and then the carts are full with fat people pushing them.
This whole recovery is BS! There is no recovery. Look at w w w . us debtclock . org
Keep stacking!
Two much unicorn blow this morning.
Is his pictured photoshopped? Nobody's forehead is that big.
You'd think with that big forehead therein lies a big brain....
"smartest guys in the room"
on the subject of "enron":
http://enronnext101.wordpress.com/
The Indisputable Connection Between Outsourcing Projects And Stock Markets
Enron was an outsourcing project.
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Google finance Reinhardt predicts 9/15/08 crash in July. Follows up with week of 10/19/08... 10/24 (kaboom). By the time his 2/09/09 approached, everyone knew who Legatus and Reinhardt were.
http://gawker.com/5050016/how-legatus-brought-down-wall-street
Cheers.
See what happens when pot gets legalized?
He's Choom Gang material.
Barry Soetoro would be proud.
Anyone who believes pot makes you stupid doesn't need to smoke it.
Anyone who believes pot makes you smarter is already smoking it.
I'm happy I finaly live in a time he could have that as an excuse.
Rolling on the ground, LMAO! Do the math joe. He must think we live in china...maybe we are -in his dream.
"This world would not go so fast if it was'nt constantly pursued by the near collapse." The Invisible Committee, The Coming Insurrection
Turn the machines back on ... turn the machines back on ...
One of these days they will tell the truth and no one will believe them... or maybe not.
Joseph A. LaVagina @Lavaginananomics . 3m
Can't brain today. I has a #stupid.
Oh. I know this one. It's the "what if" game. I have one too:
If I had chased more tail in College, and studied less I could have become the Chief US Economist of Deutsche Bank.
Joseph, Joseph, Joseph. It's better to be out of the market wishing you were in than to be all in the market wishing you were out. Nice "blah, blah, blah. My book. blah, blah, blah."
If the IRS gave me money back instead of keeping it, I'd have an extra $10k.
About as likely as a 7% GDP print.
Gentlemen (and fat girl trying out daytrading...), as you can plainly see from this graph:
http://www.bea.gov/newsreleases/national/gdp/gdp_glance.htm
It's Bush's fault.OR...
It's the fault of an obstructionist Republican minority in Congress, which has prevented the government from selling more IOUs to China and Goldman Sachs to get declicious money paper that we could have used to pay guys to stand outside Paul Krugmanbearpig's house and throw rocks at the windows, replacing the windos with custom-made stained-glass ones, the breaking those, and repeating this cycle until we are finally conquered by space aliens, who along with the Jesuits and Annunaki, will rule the earth with Moshiach and Moloch and 80s heartthrob Rick Springfield, even unto the end of Time.
Amen.
Amen
They are renaming it "Stonewall Street."
Q2 GDP will come in at 2.5-3.5%....and THAT'S a farce.
It's probably more like 1.4%. And I am being kind.
If wishes were horses beggars would ride
ZeroHedgers - Economics is a "Behavorial Science" ONLY - goal - to manipulate the sheeples behavior.
Has nothing to do with the real world of $$$$
Once learned you realize the eco-clowns will do and say anything to change YOUR behavior.
no. shit.
If he Great Recession was a great boom instead, then our economy would be rockin'! I get a gold star!
"No matter, I get the bonus anyway.
Thanks Aunty Fed"
"Tweetle di di, Tweetle di die, all I can see are rainbows in the sky"--Tweetie Bird, seconds before Sylvester reaches into his cage and plucks him from his perch. (Since we're talking about tweets and all)
I think this is how burglars think. Which is why they get shot climbing in windows
Forehead > Foresight.
So big it's a five-head.
I'm sure it's Google translation...It probably makes sense in his native language.
What?
Oh...
Never mind.
This guy could easily land a job as a cheerleader for the National Association of Realtors.
if assholes could fly, Wall Street Analyst Twitter Page would be an airport... Perhaps Joe is experiencing a "polar vortex" of his frontal lobe, giving the lack of vegetation...
Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which fills up first.
Joe sounds like a member in good standing with the Plunge Protection Team.
Reputations don't matter when you've joined the dark side.
He's a made man.
Here's a snapshot of the La Vorgna family crypt, taken while Joe was secretly hiding his 'CNBC Shill of The Year' award.
He didn't stick his toupée on very well when he stood in a wind tunnel to get rid of his wrinkles for that photo
Joe's probably right. The "New Math" is just getting started. Besides "WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!?" (Screech, crash, breaking glass, burn).
this guy makes me want to really short DB.