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[THE DORK OF CORK]

Tommy Tiernan on Isreal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q8UzRgU9mw

[Dewey Cheatum Howe]

Off topic but for rock fans. Dick Wagner passed away yesterday. He is one of the guys who played guitar on at this point one of definitive live rock performances of the 70s. Sweet Jane from Lou Reed's Rock and Roll Animal. People will also remember him from Alice Cooper, specifically welcome to my nightmare and Only Women Bleed a song he penned that Alice recorded when he was in the band.

Sweet Jane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdWPeHFAMk

Only Women Bleed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id_LCECKb4E

[ponyboy96]

I guess that's what they mean by "Fed discount window."

[monkman]

William, thanks once again for your brillant and ballsy work.

[williambanzai7]

[Sheikh_Speare]

“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”

-George Sand

Thanks for another epic one WillianBanzai7

[TweedleDeeDooDah]

Without any reference to society, politics, or philosophy, it's just "decoration", not art.

[williambanzai7]

And this experience has taught me first hand how the art cabal discourages political substance and promotes pure form as the gateway to transcendence. Silliness is what I call it.

Now you can get away with doing works addressing such socially/politically correct mainstream topics as sexuality, human trafficking, racism etc, but if you want to get into the nitty gritty of the global corporatist klepto-behemoth...Good luck!

[STP]

You should see this call for art, that I found on the California Arts Council Website.  They actually want the artist to use menstrual fluid in the art!!!

Widening the Cycle: A Menstruation & Reproductive Justice Art Show Co-Sponsors, the Society for Menstrual Cycle Research (SMCR) and the Center for Women’s Health & Human Rights (CWHHR), seek visual art to enrich and further strengthen the multidisciplinary focus of the upcoming conference Menstrual Health and Reproductive Justice: Human Rights across the Lifespan. Art has the ability to challenge society’s deepest assumptions by sparking new ideas, catalyzing critical thinking, and inspiring individuals to take steps in new directions that facilitate social change. “Widening the Cycle” will explore visual art’s ability to alter social perceptions and reactions to menstruation with a particular interest in art created using menstrual fluid.

Some possible menstrual connections for creative exploration:

• Shame, Secrecy & Silence
• Popular Culture
• Social Media
• Consumerism
• Identity & Meaning Making
• Hormone Therapies & Birth Control
• Reproductive Aging
• Trauma
• Humor
• LGBTQ Issues / Queer Studies
• Race Issues
• Cancer & Other Diseases
• Disability Issues
• Native / Indigenous Studies
• Humanitarian Emergencies
• Sexuality
• Fertility
• Body Issues

About Menstrual Health, Reproductive Justice and Human Rights

Menstrual-ovulatory health is central to women’s ability to lead lives of dignity and health in every society in every part of the world. In fact, menstrual-ovulatory health and menstrual education are the foundations for more widely acknowledged reproductive rights, such as the right to plan the number and spacing of our children, the right to sex education, and the right to sexual autonomy and pleasure. Menstrual health and menstrual education also facilitate other women’s rights globally, such as the right to education. Without menstrual-ovulatory health in place for all women, other women’s rights remain in jeopardy. Yet menstrual health is rarely recognized or theorized as a reproductive justice issue. Nor is it often respected, protected, or fulfilled as a human right.

The Reproductive Justice framework analyzes how the ability of any woman to determine her own reproductive destiny is linked directly to the conditions in her community – and these conditions are not just a matter of individual choice and access. Reproductive Justice addresses the social reality of inequality, specifically, the inequality of opportunities that we have to control our reproductive destiny. Our options for making choices have to be safe, affordable and accessible, three minimal cornerstones of government support for all individual life decisions.

When those interested in the menstrual cycle use reproductive justice and human rights frames, we see more clearly the social and institutional structures that constrain women’s and girls’ fundamental right to self-determination and bodily integrity. When reproductive justice advocates include menstrual health in visions of social justice, we create a fuller picture of, and more effective strategies for, women’s empowerment and well being across the lifespan.

About the Sponsors

Founded in 1979, the Society for Menstrual Cycle Research (SMCR) is an interdisciplinary group of researchers, health care providers, policy makers, and students who share an interest in women’s lives and health needs as they are related to the menstrual cycle. Founded in 2003, the Center for Women’s Health & Human Rights (CWHHR) is the first academic institute in the United States to focus on women’s health and human rights in the social sciences, arts and humanities, and public policy.

Eligibility Criteria

We seek broad interpretations of this call from a wide variety of multicultural perspectives and personal experiences. This call for art is open to all self-defining female artists and collaborations comprised of at least 50% female membership working in 2D art of all media (collage, cross-stitch, illustration, painting, photography, printmaking, etc.) with a special interest in art created using menstrual fluid. Complete works must be finished (dry, no wet paint), framed and no larger than 36 inches wide by 42 inches high (36” x 42”) in size.

Deadline: 11-01-2014
Society for Menstrual Cycle Research / Center for Women's Health & Human Rights
Boston, MA

[Otto Zitte]

Your tax dollars at work. In the old days the men would just vanish scammers like these Krugwomans.

So what are you waiting for? Mommy?

[williambanzai7]

I rest my case

[alien-IQ]

Bibi von Munchhausen...hmmm what can be done with that?

[Husk-Erzulie]

Ah ha ha William, You Sick, Twisted Fuck!

Love you man. :-))

[Manipuflation]

LMAO!  I was just thinking of adding a set air horns to my 2001 Hyundai Accent.  No one fucks with me in my truck or my van because those are large vehicles.  We all know the price of fuel though so I drive the little old shitbox.  Hell, I got 48 MPG the other day and I just need to get from point A to point B before have to have to hop into one of the gas guzzling one ton trucks.  

I almost got wiped out twice ths morning by 53 footers.  A semi would squash me.  I really get the kids out of the door before I die so I am thinking an air horn for the car.  I really get no respect in that poor old Accent shitbox but I stay in the right lane.  I am the Rodney Dangerfiled of the highways.  It has 92 HP so I can't really give her hell.  I am not a speedre anyway.  The best part is that you catch up to all of these dipshits at the next red light.   I always smile at them.  How did that hot rodding work for you after all?  Did you save any time or money?LOL

All the same, I might need rig up an airhorn to the shitbox Hyundai.  I sometimes wonder if people are trying to kill me because a drive a shitbox commuter car and I am getting tired of it.  I see that a guy can get a train horn and hook that up.  Now that would be small ZeroHedge Town.  You can see them here if you just FF to the last minute.  That probably should be done because who would expect anything like that from an Accent?  Back off man.  I do not want to spend a lot of money to do it but it would be so worth it.  How lowbrow would doing something like that be?

If anyone has one of those horns for sale I would be interested.  I can do the wiring myself.  Small economies I guess.  I really need to get these kids raised and out the door before I die on our shitty highways.

[janus]

Manipfu....,

i meant to get back with you the other day...but, you know how it is.  anywho, i've a suggestion for you -- well, let's categorize this'n a personal insistence (no, really, i absolutely insist that you sample this -- i simply cannot describe the disappointment that will result if'n you don't at least try it)...seriously, brother, janus can save you tons of searchin, samplin and dissatisfaction.  behold, the very best roll-yer-own tobacco on the fuckin planet (bar-none, hands-down and all that shit):

http://www.dutyfreedepot.com/buy-duty-free-van-nelle-zware-shag-tobacco-...

okay, make sure and get the full 'zware' (it's, apparently, dutch for 'strong'...but, as you well know, an adept roll-yer-owner can calibrate any cig to deliver just the right punch with consideration to bouquet and robustness)...half-zwares are the kinda shit you'd expect your average wisconsin pussy to opt for -- and don't give me good reason to start associating you with those pansies to your immediate south (fuckin badgers, always half-steppin, always half-assin everything).

the price is a bit pricey right now (seein how the euro is so stout against the dollar)...but, on a cig-per-cig basis, it's still very much worth it.  understand, it's american tobacco (still the world's best); only, it's cured in holland (and the dutch sure do know what to do with our highest-quality virginia golden leaf & kentucky burly...as Lord Byron would say, "all that's best of dark and bright meet in her aspect & (blah, blah, blah)).  

look, Manip..., i could go on & on & on about Van Nelle Zware (in fact, i'll probably name my next dog Van Nelle)...but i won't.  i think i've said enough...and so, at this point, i'm just gonna share a very special Dylan song i found the other day; and though it hasn't a thing in the world to do with Van Nelle, it just so happens to be perfect for a brother roll-yer-owner...something to brood over whilst you puff-on your inferior swag (and, moreover, this good ole boy's your fellow minnesotian):

(is Dylan not in-fuckin-credible?... all hail the Artist):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_b9jdjmoNE

i can hear the turning of the key/

i've been deceived by the clown inside of me/

i thought that he was righteous but he's vain/

somethin's tellin me i wear the ball & chain/

my patron saint is fighting with a ghost/

he's always off somewhere when i need him most...,

janus

{ya know, i thought of creatin tonight...but now i think i'm gonna listen to dylan tunes, roll cigs and swig beers.  and in that spirit, one or two more}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqD6m55mTGU

http://vimeo.com/35540786

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ODMKSWzT4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEolQmIGwpM

http://vimeo.com/87876758

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHGrWTmXK6w

though the masters/

make the rules/

for the wise men/

& the fools/

i got nuthin, ma/

to live up to/

for them that must bow down to authority/

that they do not respect in any degree/

who despise their jobs, their destiny/

speak jealously of them that are free/

cultivate what they do to be/

nothing more than something they invest in/

while some on principles baptize/

to strict party platform ties/

social clubs in drag disguise/

outside as they freely criticize/

tell nothing cept' who to idolize/

and say God bless him/

while one who sings with his tongue on fire...,

janus (i mean no harm, nor put fault, on anyone who lives in a vault)

alright...alright...some non-dylan stuff.  overlooked awesomeness that you'll never hear on the radio (unless you live in Boston).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igj20M84hbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOjRu_k287w

(i got a big cross painted on the side of my rig to remind the devil that he ain't so big and scary...i'm a God-fearin Christian on FIRE!!!(suck on it, satan))

[Manipuflation]

I checked the first link Janus.  I might give it a try.  Peace my friend.

[williambanzai7]

My cousins kid bought himself a 90s Jeep Cherokee (mat black) and did a funky suspension rebuild with huge tires. The whole thing was about $2500. That is some mean rig he now has and he gets plenty of respect on the road.

[Salsipuedes]

You'll be nothing without them.

[the grateful un...]

i think janet yellen has no idea what her role in this is. now that the fed has hopscotched from monetary to fiscal to foreign policy in a few short years. she is of course just a front for the global cabal, illuminati, what have you, and obama, (despise his golf game) is really just the grocery clerk that Kurtz was telling us about. is it worth it to waste our hate on these people, they are virtually unimpeachable, and their handlers are untouchable, cannot be named, and do not exist, much like bacteria didnt exist until pasteur pointed it out. we can of course ridiculte them trivialize them, and to that end hats off to wmb7. that is our weapon.

[williambanzai7]

Their despicable order requires a certain element of compliance and suspension of disbelief by the crowd, and I aim to make that more difficult in my own humble way. The crowd is too distracted and info-overloaded to understand what is happening through verbalizations and linear thought. Therefore, pictures are the counter propaganda silver bullet by my estimation.

I appreciate the efforts of those who collaborate in this process by spreading the pictures as far and wide as possible. Do not underestimate the social impact of this.

[Eahudimac]

Someone had to post this. Might as well be me. 

http://youtu.be/diYS8jyOcFc

[blindman]

Me and My Bad Luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK_HOiqT9R8

[Salsipuedes]

Can someone tell me how to get rid of the ads/ RanSquawk/ etc. on the right side of my screen so I can get Banzai Bill's full picture? Much obliged!

[JoJoJo]

On my Android tablet  I press on the partially exposed pic and "Open up in new tab"

[williambanzai7]

That works on the iPad as well. BUt the site itself does not format for tablets.

[blindman]

open the element link thing in another tab
if possible? computers, sheesh, i sometimes
get it

[janus]

Blindman,

i'da thought you'd reccomend the ole school Hedge-way.

goddamit, people, "printer-friendly-version" tis yer friend.

this may be the last time i mention this without losing my temper (and NOBODY wants to see janus loose his temper...his keys, wallet, sense of direction -- sure, all funny episodes -- but when janus losese his temper, all hell (quite literally) breaks loose.  so, bitchez, click on "printer friendly version" or taste my wrath.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq7JSic1DtM

i could be wrong/

i could be right...,

janus

[williambanzai7]

1. Go to the view tab on your browswer and zoom out.

2. Click the printer friendly version above.

3. Click the image and view it on Flickr.

Don't try an iPad.

[MontgomeryScott]

"Don't try an iPad."

EVER!

Or, you could just mouse over the image and if you see the little 'hand' icon (instead of the little 'arrow' icon) you can left-click it (if mousing with your right hand, use your undex instead of your middle finger)  to be instantly transported to the 'Flickr' picture in full (watch out for the 'whirly-wheel of death' icon, though).

I could never bring myself to purchace an 'iPad'. The very name reminds me of a Madison Avenue ad campaign sponsored by Proctor And Gamble to get women to think that their sanitary napkins are somehow intimately 'personalized'. I can see them debating in the boardroom: "No, let's call it the 'Me-Pad'!" "How about the 'My-Pad?" "No, that's too wordy and hard to remember for the flouridated masses. How about the 'I-Pad?" "That's close, but we don't want to capitalize the first letter. It might make women feel self-conscious. They want to be told that they are not REALLY only thinking about themselves, you know. If we use the smaller-case letter 'i', that might just work!" (Yes, I know, it was supposed to mean 'intelligent scratch-pad' or something, but after the issues surrounding the embedded backdoors and the SSSS things, as well as the wi-fi total surveillance grid being used to geo-locate you and duplicate everything you do on this device through the auspices of the global NSA/etc. beginning with 'X-Keyscore' and mutating forward, I would NOT now buy one. Besides, the name sounds too much like a Tampax maxi-pad that women use when...).

Mr. Yellen looks like he/she smeared her lipstick in the first pic. Cross-dressers often have difficulty putting on their own makeup, though.

[janus]

great post, MS.

hmmm....a song?  what befits this most benficent MS post?  hmmmmm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaMS_5i0Bbs

i reckon that'll work.

well, i'm not dumb/

but i can't understand/

why she walks like a woman/

and talks like a man,

janus

[Salsipuedes]

I have this forboding but strangely joyous sense that ZH'ers may save the world.  Muchisimo gracias compadres y adelante! And Monty Scott: You should be in show biz! Thank God Wild Bill already is! Can I get a copyright attorney and a witness? AMEN!

[Ariadne]

Squatting at computers? This is a job for Harry Tuttle.

[GetZeeGold]

Don't try an iPad.

Of course, I immediately had to do exactly that......yeah......it's shot to hell.

[novictim]

Oh man!  Tooooo funny!!

[Yen Cross]

 I think Sir John Harington would be proud Billy.

[ptoemmes]

Where's my Zero Hedge Town mobile home trailer?  I pine for the good ole daze.

[pupdog1]

Throw the Yellen down the well

So that my people can be free.

[STP]

WB, ya did it again, because that's exactly what she does for the 0.01%

[neuronius]

those stains are gross...

[Kilgore Trout]

Some subtle "accounting errors" on that BJ scoreboard.

[fukidontknow]

Can't stop laughing - thanks for the good times Banzai7.

[ebworthen]

"Go away, and quit tappin' my foot!"

She can have it when she ends all QE, raises the prime rate to 6%, and testifies to CONgress that the FED should be abolished.

[SILVERGEDDON]

I wouldn't wipe my bum on that toilet paper. 

[Uncle Remus]

Jeebus WB, that's some twisted Yellen. The smeared lipstick is a nice touch.

"And spewed upon with creamed c..." "CUT! That's a wrap."

Redefining "money shot".

Bailiff! My car if you please.

[WhyDoesItHurtWh...]

... corn and juked with a baby octopus.

[neuronius]

Ha, he said "money shot"

+1

[realWhiteNight123129]

This is grandiose WilliamBanzai7, just fantastic, it captures the spirit of the zerohedge writers and readers, a tribe not surrendering to the money printing devils.

[Jay Bird]

The Fed should be lined up for treason and shot.

[the grateful un...]

your plan has a minor flaw, observed in the outster of Mussolini during the late stages of w2. first you do the shooting then you line them up for treason (lewis carroll perhaps?)

[WTFUD]

Agreed JB but not before humiliation and torture.