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A 4.0% GDP print - time to get out in front of the people and take the credit...

 

 

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Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:09 | 5022907 PlusTic
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Ready, aim,...

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:13 | 5022929 smlbizman
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this muther fucker is on tv more than seinfeld re-runs...

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:26 | 5022980 knukles
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Didn't Adolph, Mao and Lenin love to give long speeches, basking in the false adoration of the contrived response with specially selected audiences?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:28 | 5022989 InjectTheVenom
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the big mama in the pink shirt ... wasn't she Trayvon's 'star' witness ? !   La-something ?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:43 | 5023063 knukles
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La Tawana Brawley?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:42 | 5023318 Headbanger
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Yeah knuckles but Adolf, Mao and Lenin did it all without a fucking teleprompter like the shit head we got!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 15:36 | 5023884 Save_America1st
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yeah, well we all know what kind of "inventory" obama likes to "stuff" in certain places. 

Marxist, traitor, criminal, fraud, sociopath, scumbag. 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:46 | 5023076 grgy
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That loser sure looks comfortable and confident when surrounded by all those sycophants.  The US is truly fucked up.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:21 | 5022960 williambanzai7
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Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:26 | 5022985 knukles
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Is that light or dark chocolate?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:31 | 5023007 Yen Cross
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  Is it hollow or solid chocolate?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:33 | 5023016 Xibalba
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It's a mix of white and black with a hint of bullshit

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:36 | 5023028 Yen Cross
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   Oreo chocolate with shit sprinkles.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:37 | 5023039 svayambhu108
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jerk chocolate

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:47 | 5023081 PLira
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Castanza, it that you?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:04 | 5023153 IANAE
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...the lapel flag is a nice touch...

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:07 | 5023168 Pure Evil
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 Trust me, its not chocolate, its a polished turd.

Its amazing what science can do now days.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:05 | 5023157 Mesquite
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Wa da ya mean 'hint of bullshit'..!?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:18 | 5023223 No Quarter
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Hollow. Definately hollow.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:39 | 5023306 No Quarter
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Hollow. Definately hollow.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:56 | 5023120 vened
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Ask Valtzman (Poroshenko) the chocolate Khazar king.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:33 | 5023282 Zodiac
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It looks like a turkey with inventory stuffing

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:30 | 5023003 Hugh_Jorgan
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I think I'll just wait for actual, corrected fraudulent GDP number to be delivered oh so quitely, long about Sunday August 10th or so...

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:10 | 5022908 MH17FLIGHT
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My last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My sisters friend has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is what I do... http://goo.gl/bhiamE

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:15 | 5022931 FrankieGoesToHo...
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Are those "nightshift" hours?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:36 | 5022990 El Oregonian
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Watching this country going from a Republic to a Totalitarian right before my eyes... Will the last one leaving the room of Liberty, please turn out the lights...

 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:55 | 5023105 Bossman1967
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click click BOOM

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:36 | 5023289 Raymond K Hessel
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This is exactly what it must have felt like back in 1920s and 1930s Germany, Italy, and Spain.

Think about it.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:20 | 5022957 Agent P
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That's amazing!!! There was another guy on yesterday who worked the same amount of hours, made the same amount of money, and his sister had the same mutual friend. What are the odds?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:27 | 5022986 knukles
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Da pimpz broz

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 14:03 | 5023417 dumbStruck
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$9500 ? That nothin ! Youn should see what I make ! I do dick all other than play golf all the fucking time and my wife he goes on vacation all the time and it costs nothin.

O. @www.whitehouse.gov

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:23 | 5022967 williambanzai7
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Good bye

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:24 | 5022975 Yen Cross
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  Hey  MH17FLIGHT ,

   Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass... See if it will fit.

  Sincerely,

  ~ Tony Montana~

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:30 | 5022998 espirit
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@ Yen

Be the cool breeze.  Hookers gotta eat too - ya know?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:34 | 5023020 Yen Cross
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     There's plenty of tubesteak for the hookers... They'll be the last to starve.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:37 | 5023031 SickDollar
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@ MH17FLIGHT  FUCK You, you LOSER. Go to CNN and post this crap

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:36 | 5023032 SickDollar
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FUCK You, you LOSER. Go to CNN and post this crap

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:31 | 5023275 PTR
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I didn't realize there was that much of a market for animal porn webcams. DAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 14:48 | 5023633 A Nanny Moose
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Does that come with a dental plan?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 15:31 | 5023853 lakecity55
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SPAMMER^^^^^^

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:10 | 5022911 _ConanTheLibert...
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Hey Barry! FUCK YOU!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:18 | 5022947 Da Yooper
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Care full

 

The POS will take that as

 

a request

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:14 | 5022913 hedgeless_horseman
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Can't you feel the President's Huge Stimulus Package?

“Well, five years in, it looks like President Obama’s stimulus did
actually create jobs,” Mr. Cruz tweeted. “Unfortunately, they’re all at
the IRS and NSA.”

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:25 | 5022979 espirit
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Have been feeling it from behind for 5+ years now.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:10 | 5022916 One And Only
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I don't think Russians under Soviet rule saw Stalin as much as we see Obama.

Instead of 'forward' perhaps 'four words' could be a more apt approach.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:16 | 5023216 NidStyles
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Isn't "go fuck yourself" technically three words?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:11 | 5022921 Xibalba
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"I have a teleprompter!" 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:24 | 5023247 Occams_Chainsaw
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...."and a box of crayons!"

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:13 | 5022924 ebworthen
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Oh God, he has the wall of idiots again.

I'm sure Kim Jong-un can appreciate the adulatory crowd.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:34 | 5023005 knukles
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All fine, carefully tuned Perceptions Management.
Note also when speaking from the WH, he often waltzes down the long gilded, red carpeted corridor, grand entrance, as if King.
Few prior residents utilized that particular stage for propaganda purposes.

Eddie Bernays and Josef Goebbels were smiling down upon him from heaven
He's burnt out the effect... over used... made it past it's sell date all on his very own.

 

Guaran-fuvcking-teed they're a buncha low level government employees work in buildings adjacent to the stage who are told to be there, applaud, smile and cry tears of joy or be fucking keel hauled never to be seen again, we know where your family lives.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:12 | 5022927 FrankieGoesToHo...
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By stuffing inventory now, companies can liquidate in 6 months at firesale prices; putting downward pressure on CPI.  These stats are engineered...

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:16 | 5022942 espirit
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Nah, it just means nobody wants to buy any bugged or tainted U.S. shit.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:36 | 5023295 PT
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Frankie... re "By stuffing inventory now, companies can liquidate in 6 months at firesale prices ..." :

We wish!!!  All excess inventory will be kept off market and destroyed, becoz we can't have the peasants buying stuff cheap and revealing what they can actually afford and what stuff is really worth on the open market!  Your inventory is worth whatever the price tag in the showroom says, multiplied by how many units you have, and that figure can be used for dodgy accounting / GDP figures.  The instant they sell stuff cheap, the company's valuation collapses.  Classic trap that guarantees mis-allocation of capital.

You won't find bargains in the showroom.  The bargains will go out the back door to the demolition shop out the back of the liquidators.  There will be more money in building stuff and destroying it than in selling it for what the market can afford to pay.  No way can we give the stuff away becoz ..., becoz ... that's COMMUNISM!!!  Capitalists make stuff and don't sell it unless the price is high enough becoz you didn't earn it so if we can't sell it then we have to destroy it plus its all too old now and unsafe and broken.  And don't forget to recycle your plastic bags and don't use incandescent light bulbs becoz it is wasteful and bad for the environment...

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:40 | 5023312 PT
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It may look like I was being cynical but all I did was describe what already happened in the housing market.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:14 | 5022928 caShOnlY
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Oh God, he has the wall of idiots again

A+

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:18 | 5022953 madbraz
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And he is part of it.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:31 | 5022999 SuperRay
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Any spawn of that nazi has got to be tainted

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:38 | 5023300 Raymond K Hessel
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Tainted, at least.  

She's probably had every hole creme-filled before she graduated college.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:15 | 5022934 RiskyBidness
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Hey Barack the Magic Negro!  Kiss my Conservative ASS!!  

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:16 | 5022935 Al Huxley
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He's got his 'jacket off, sleeves rolled up, let's get America back to work' look goin' today.  I feel more motivated already, this propaganda stuff really works!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:15 | 5022936 SpanishGoop
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Duck, there comes the BU(C)K

 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:16 | 5022940 ebworthen
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Excuse me, but this is all a complete stream of BULLSHIT.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:18 | 5022948 espirit
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@ eb

Try it with the sound muted, works better that way.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:20 | 5022958 BlindMonkey
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Honest to God folks. This is the last quarterly GDP print before the elections. Did ANYBODY here expect any different?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:29 | 5023267 Hal n back
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we have 2 revisiosn before th eelections--end of august and end of september, then in October we see the estimates for 3rd qtr which wil be in the 12-14% range based on Joe levornigias method of forecasting.

 

The kep will be where to be putting all the inventory built at zero interest rates. Base Ball ends in October so they can use parking lots there. Or more likly more business shutdowns wil open up mor eparking lots.

 

the toyota dealer near me has taken over the adjacent saturn and now ponitac Buick GMC  dealer lots. even TM is building inventory.

 

The Lincoln Dealer, once Merc was gone, leased a lot to Honda dealer to stuff its inventory

 

Kind of funny to watch all the proceedings. One day I want to visit a dealer to see ho wlow they go on pricing on a car they have too much of, and see if I can walk out of the dealer with a car and cash by financing more than it costs for 8 years at zero %.

 

 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:17 | 5022944 Bill of Rights
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Watch the retards in the background this is all you see

 

http://www.fadtoys.com/UserFiles/Image/Governor.gif

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:19 | 5022950 economessed
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I can practically smell the prosperity coming along any minute now.  With GDP growth like this, we can surely growth the federal government deficit by a few hundred billion dollars -- the taxes should be coming into the IRS by the bucket full!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:45 | 5023070 Winston Churchill
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If we try just a little harder, we can get it over the $6tn annualy on a GAAP basis.

Yes we can.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:18 | 5022952 czarangelus
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He's not doing the Democrats any favors by touting this absurd bullshit that everybody and their homeless cousin knows is horseshit.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:40 | 5023308 Raymond K Hessel
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Exactly, these guys are thinking "G-D-P?  Can I eat it?  Is that a new housing program?" 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:19 | 5022956 djsmps
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Wel, he played the "phony scandal" card and the the "Congress should be doing its job" card.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:24 | 5022965 ebworthen
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Executive Branch puppet distracting the sheeple by blaming the CONgress puppets.

Not only left/right but branch of government distractions.  If you vote everything will be better.  If you bring a case up to the Supine Court, everything will be better.  If you vote for my crony homies, things will be better. 

(whatever you do, don't demand that the rule-of-law be enforced or the Constitution defended!)

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:22 | 5022966 IANAE
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Summarizing (same as last time...):

1. I rock

2. Congress sucks

3. Remain calm since, thanks to me, all is well. 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:24 | 5022976 SpanishGoop
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Bingo.

 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:24 | 5022971 madbraz
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"...and to conclude today's speech, my fellow idiots - behind me and in front of me - I'd like to thank my mentor Bob Rubin, the guys in the trading desk at 33 Liberty Street and the good creative folks at the BEA who handcrafted this made-to-order GDP number Rubin requested...thank you all for making this utopia possible.  And now let me get back to another round of golf.  Hope and change hehehe" - BO

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:24 | 5022972 ebworthen
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P-R-O-P-A-G-A-N-D-A

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:24 | 5022974 Duffy
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rubles....keep an eye....

http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/RUBUSD:CUR

 

When's the 2 minute hate against the Tea Party start?

 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:25 | 5022977 p00k1e
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Once those illegals get those EBT cards, they'll have sale after sale to attend.

 

That's nice.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:33 | 5023018 ebworthen
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"Revenues rose 11 percent...and profits rose 25 percent..."

"America!...America!"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 14:27 | 5023534 Prince Eugene o...
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Over the last 10 years, AMGN has spent $30 billion on R&D and buyouts, but generated $15 billion in revenue from the resulting drugs http://tinyurl.com/l5frn5a
Expect more moves to lower their costs including tax exposure.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:26 | 5022987 Bawneee Fwank
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How awesome would it be if some FSA member gave him Ebola.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:27 | 5022988 starman
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"its not my fault" "they didn't pass it" "I want to help" "I am trying to work with governers" " its not my fault" " They they they didn't let me do it" "we could do so much more" "congress they not listening"

 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:48 | 5023085 Winston Churchill
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Stop man made global whining.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:29 | 5022996 Bawneee Fwank
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booing dudnt help...All those FSA Mongrels make me fucking sick!!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:30 | 5023002 Miss Expectations
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I think that he's a little coked up.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:32 | 5023008 SpanishGoop
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He is right.

Looking at the timer left i think "That's time i could have spend better".

 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:35 | 5023023 djsmps
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Now he's talking negro,

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:35 | 5023026 Duffy
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god I hate folksy obama - the bleating of the sheep in response is just especially depressing and irritating.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:36 | 5023033 Duffy
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girl behind/left to the asian guy is pretty hot. 

 

I also don't think she's buying it.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:36 | 5023034 tarsubil
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Free shit for everyone!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:35 | 5023288 Otto Zitte
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everyone = his friends. Not you. 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:42 | 5023319 Raymond K Hessel
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You just made a bingo!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:36 | 5023035 mr.n3utr0n
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It ain't right. He's just so folksy you have to believe him. Yeah!!!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:38 | 5023041 Utah_Get_Me_2
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If he says 'Economic Patriotism' AKA redistribution of wealth one more fucking time I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:38 | 5023043 JimmyRainbow
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no cynicism plz-----

 

 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:39 | 5023045 ebworthen
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Is just it me or was he doing a Harry Dean at the end there?

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:40 | 5023047 orangegeek
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All good Barry.

 

America still hates your fucking guts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:40 | 5023049 Bill of Rights
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....Can I say this  " FORE " thank you everybody, please feel free to add to the tip jar at the head of the room..

 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:40 | 5023050 stinkhammer
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fuck that "folksy" fuck

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:41 | 5023055 Utah_Get_Me_2
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The exit music makes me want to jam a screwdriver in my ear. That dumb fat black chick in the background is the epitome of sheep-like zombies devouring woodpulp burgers from McD's.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:44 | 5023067 XitSam
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Paraphrazing: we need to make sure anyone working full time gets enought to live on.

ie. living wage nonsense.

If someone shovels and moves dirt full time, let's say 1 cubic yard per day.  That same cubic yard could be moved much cheaper by machine for capital investment for the machine (depreciated), small amount of diesel, and small amount of operator time.  So why should the manual laborer be paid more than that?  What Obugger wants is to destroy the economy, not grow it.

Preaching to the  choir, I know. It just bugs me the lack of economic understanding.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:49 | 5023089 thamnosma
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They understand perfectly.  They know what they are doing.  It's called marxism and redistribution of wealth.  The destruction of the middle class.

Communism and feudalism are more alike than not.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:47 | 5023084 thamnosma
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I know the meme -- all parties are the same, we have no choice, we are powerless against the Rothchilds, blah, blah....but I just can't take any more of this greedy phony commie fraud and his band of "progressives".  

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:45 | 5023330 Raymond K Hessel
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You're not alone.

Much of that crap you're reading, especially the anit-semitism, comes from paid posters with the intention of undermining the value this forum brings to many of us.

 

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:54 | 5023107 Jacksons Ghost
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A three month plan?  How chic, Mao would approve.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 12:57 | 5023123 Otto Zitte
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pimp

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:04 | 5023147 williambanzai7
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Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:11 | 5023188 SheepDog-One
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Real GDP, as real as any gubmint number can be anyway is more like -5.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:13 | 5023198 Itchy and Scratchy
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Give the inmates at Guantanamo the choice of water boarding or listening to the Kenyan speak!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:23 | 5023244 q99x2
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Good way to get people to stop watching TV.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:27 | 5023254 Itchy and Scratchy
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He needs to put a little more Rev Wright into it!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:46 | 5023337 MFL8240
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the gross domestic product falsification was exactly as planned so this a****** to get on television again.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 13:53 | 5023358 Itchy and Scratchy
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Stuffing is good ... but only with lots of gravy!

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 15:28 | 5023840 Sokhmate
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Let the Permanent Thanksgiving begin

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 15:31 | 5023859 lakecity55
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Of all the lies this cocksucker has told, he was NOT lying to Joe The Plumber.

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 16:23 | 5024140 DarthVaderMentor
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The only industries that aren't stuffing product on their channels are the Russian weapons manufacturers and ammunition makers! Sweet Revenge for this cocksucker-in-chief.

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