this most recent dust-up just east the sea of tiberius is complex...and so, to get to the bottom of it all, i decided to do some research. lo & behold, janus hath stumbled upon a subtle undercurrent. most of you are probably unaware, but there seems to be some sort of religious element aggravating the situation in the middle-east...who knew? the most reasonable course would be if one side were to suddenly convert the other to its demonstrably superior faith. alas, and for reasons extraneous of reason itself, this just isn't a viable option.
and so i've given up hope altogether. i'm an american, after all...and if an issue cannot be resolved in five or so minutes, it's probable that the only solution is some variant of 'shock & awe'.
it is therefore best for janus to meditate on the nature of faith itself; to approach this issue philosophically, such that he may gain some insight into the thinking of the unhappy religionists at enmity over yonder.
i am pleased to report that i now understand religion in its totality. earlier today, janus did experiment with his faith, and the results were an unqualified success.
Christ once said something about loving them that hate you and repaying evil with good and such-like...verily, janus set about to test this inscrutable inversion of logic. and it was in that spirit of Christian charity that i called my mother.
now, i'm not going to say that it was easy or pleasant or that the phone-call failed to disturb me profoundly...moreover, Jesus had already set a clear and unambiguous example...you see, Christ had a fretful and possibly neurotic mother as well, at one point rebuking her thusly, "woman, what does your concern have to do with me?"...it was an argument over wine; and some say Jesus overreacted, but i side with my Savior...in fact, i think i'm gonna inscribe next year's mothers day card with that exact phrase.
anyway, it seems that my earnest endeavor to be gracious and loving no matter what...to swallow all pride and honor father & mother...pleased the Big Man upstairs. and twernt' long before janus was rewarded big-time for his active belief...no sooner had i hung up the phone, and a long, leggy model is peeling off her mini-skirt for my viewing pleasure. oh ye of little faith, i don't think The Lord works in ways that are in any respect mysterious...it all made perfect sense to me. additionally, i came upon an amazing discovery.
it's like this:
during my lil trip, i really missed boston...and i'm distressed over this. as a ramblin-man and vagabond-extrodinare, i get anxious at the thought of staying forever in one place. the open highway and the notion of home do not mix.
stranger still, i'd missed being in the cab. there you have it, i'm back at my routine: hackney driving to and fro about the mean streets of west boston. okay, before i tell this very true and most excellent anecdote, i'm gonna pack a bowl and spin a tune...
the following all went down at @8:45 PM, on cab-stand #7, smack-dab in the middle of a vine-like spool of streets, somewhere on the rim of boston's perimeter.
things were grim when first i settled into the stand. turning up the music did nothing to help. not even tobacco could cheer me. for you see, immediately adjacent to the stand is a 'modeling school', and as all who're familiar with these deplorable shams are aware, all and every of these poor things will never be paid for photos (unless they are of the unseemly sort).
watching that place will depress the most cheerful among our species. to begin with, i have a very low opinion of those who're positively lacking any sense of self-awareness. furthermore, just how many plus-sized modeling gigs do these girls think there are to go around? very few, and i'd be pleased to see far fewer.
nevertheless, there i sat, watching some nicaraguan blimp pose and primp in a fashion whose strategic objective was the covering of endless folds of flesh...all under the pulsing strobe of some second-rate outdoor photo-shoot (paid for (1500 dollars) by the 'model') canopy of white umbrellas.
if i were to guess, i would say that her ancestors were all employed in some very basic agricultural enterprise...probably involved endless squatting -- hence the ample haunches. i bet her great-great-grandaddy would sure be proud to see his ancestor posing so proudly. stunning!
finally she leaves...what's this? how now brown sow? why returneth thou? have you not haunted and tormented me enough?
another fifteen minutes of flirty bulge camoflagin for the cameras. i could almost hear the entire nicaraguan nation swoon.
finally, that awful & tragic spectacle at last exhausted itself for good (or evil), and the pride of nicaragua exits stage left.
enter venus.
this was surely a sign of armeggeddon; a genuine smoker, a bona-fide looker -- something for which you'd be willing to risk a lot of trouble -- glides in from the same side. it was like a revolving door where clark kent goes in and superman comes out...only, it's the brown sow spilling in and something spectacular emerging.
i'm gonna say she was probably half german and half irish...no specific reason, it just strikes me that those two breeds would produce something similar to what i now beheld.
5'9"/5'10"...long and supple limbs with legs that feel of buttery velvet, so lithe and lovely you could imagine tying them about your hips as you shared a moment of bliss with something beautiful...maybe even a long weekend on nantucket -- just puttin that out there. satiny hair spraying about the aquiline arch of her supple spine.
she's in a sorta see thru white mini...and you could see clear through to her panties...nice!
better: she then, with confidence and grace, strips the mini-skirt up and away, long blonde locks spilling through its hemline.
i sat up very straight. it's fair to say that i was in all ways at attention.
i was then approached by some dude who was in some way associated with the splendid hubub before me.
janus: "hey, dude, i wanna thank you for not blocking the view...mighty white of you."
dude shakes janus' hand and says, "she's my girlfriend."
jauns: "is she now? well, then, i must congratulate you. she looks like a lot of fun. like something i'd like to play with...like a toy of which one never tires" (i no shit said this stuff to the dude)
dude: "yeah..." dude stares at his prize longingly (can't blame him for that).
janus: "how, uhhh, how old is she?"
dude: "eighteen."
janus: "is that so...great age, eighteen -- it only happens once, you know."
dude: "yeah..." again with the longing gaze.
janus: "what's her name, by the way?"
dude: "katie"
janus: "perfect."
just then katie come walkin at us, and this ten was about to go to an eleven. gentlemen, janus was feelin very 'robust' in the presence of katie...and i wanted her to know about it.
janus: "katie, i like the look of you. i want you to know that i like it a lot. it makes me feel good being around you; and i expect that has something to do with your beauty."
katie: "thanks."
janus: "please, it's me thanking you. but, something you can do for me is take very good care of yourself...okay? i don't want you risking any of that in any way. and you'll have help, your boyfriend seems like a great guy."
katie: "i will..."
and, yup, proud to say i got a blush out of her. she then strutted off next to (but not touching) her boyfriend and turned around to tell me her last name as well (i'm going to google it as soon as i'm done with this post...you can bet on that!).
it was all very stirring, satisfactory and stimulating. precisely what you'd expect from a life devoted to faith. feeling the spirit strong in me, i said that i would look her up and that i'd call when her boyfriend next went out of town. he laughed as if i was joking. i wasn't joking...not contacting katie would be near blasphemy. it's the Golden Age or bust for janus; for it is written, "in the Kingdom of Heaven there will be no marrying nor giving in marriage." Hallelujah to that! sign me up!
so you're all probably now wondering what discovery i made during my lil pilgrimage...well, i realized that i've been going about this all wrong. it occurred to me that, if one is to effectively win over the masses, there may be tactics more productive than ceaseless and consistent cruelty (but it's some knee-slappin cruelty, i think most will confess). people don't take it as they should when you insult them and hold up the awful and tormenting mirror...they actually prefer to be told what they want to hear (the more inane and idiotic, the better).
and so i've now developed a flawless and indefatigable system for taking over the world and declaring myself emperor for life. i'm just gonna promise all the best stuff to everyone.
why should any man go another day without his very own katie? there is no good or sensible answer to this question. and that's exactly the point, there is no reason why every man should not have his very own katie for as long as he like, to do with whatsoever he pleases.
naturally, i've already set about creating my first campaign ad. the following is just a sketch; but i reckon you'll get the gist of it.
deep, patriot voice starts prefacing and then asking questions as a scene of despair and doubt and deprivation spans across your television screen...obama's america exposed!..."the current order has failed america and the world. peak misery everywhere clouds our outlook. the people demanded change, and they got short-changed. who can instantly solve the energy crisis by providing limitless and free teleporting to and from any spot on the globe? ask yourself, citizen, why don't you get the teleporting you deserve? why don't you have a butler? where is your ferrari? why is katie not writhing in a sex-mad frenzy on your king-sized memory foam matress? there is only one candidate promising all this and so much more...his name is janus, and he's here to give hope and promise and promise tons of hope. vote twice!"
This is almost comical, we have people here who believe that if the US had "invested in Gaza" (Detroit) then the Gazians (Detroitians) would have acted all nice. Please.
Can you anti Iraelies tell me of the place where the koranimals allow anyone other than themselves to exist without persecution?
Face it, the very existence of the Jews is what fuels their anger and yours and you know exactly why.
Perhaps if the USA and their friends had tried to invest in Gaza and the Palestinian camps, and create employment for people and the prospect of a better life, then each side in this assymmetric war wouldn't have had reason to foment more violence with every year.
There are evil racists in control in Isreal, USA and Gaza. They got there as a response to old events. That is usually the case. Epecially when money is involved. Too much money has gone into Israel and been spent and used in the machine of war, no surprise that the equal and opposite reaction has happened as a counter-balance in Palestinian areas. So war we get.
Just like Sabra & Chatila decades ago, the fallout of the current war will condition peoples' minds for the next two generations. Can't see why Israel wants that. Sorry, can't see why ojective, sane rational Israelis would want that. They should speak up more.
This prolongs the misery for everyone in the region. Benji is a war-monger, he should be indicted. Most of the Hamas leadership is as bad. But worst of all, most of the US Congress are wretched, malleable clowns.
Israel is destroying Gaza to find and eliminate the tunnel system which is supposedly reaching deep into Israel. That's quite sophisticated tunnel building right there. Kudos to Hamas if that's true.
Now Israel is strangely enough not able to find these tunnels in their own territory and cement them shut for good?
And I'm supposed to feel sorry for Israel being bombed by Hamas although their "dome" of protection is shooting almost every rocket down before it reaches a target?
Find the fucking tunnels in your own land and give up at least 1/3 of the land that you're illegitimiately occupying since 1948. There's no legitimate reason this state even exists and the horror and the lies that are coming out of that state are all good enough reasons to put the lid on this state and give it back to the Arabs and Palestinians.
End Israel and end Zionism. End the Fed and end global debt slavery FOR GOOD.
Tunnels probably built by the zioqueers for their child kidnapping and organ harvesting business. Nothing like a zioqueer to do end-to-end business, kidnap the children, make child porno, then when finished harvest the organs. Sick fucken people.
What kind of people hide rocket and weapon arsenals in schools? the same kind of people who make excuses for the koranimals who hide rocket and weapon arsenals in schools and I'm not just talking about the assholes at the UN. You guys are always yaking about the truth, try readig it for once.
Although I myself have never survived a direct bomb attack. My dearly departed mom most certainly did. She made sure I knew what it was like and her hearing suffered for it the rest of her life.
I will add, she is also the one who made sure I appreciated the distinction between Zionism and Judaism.
There is a difference between lib and conservative Jews. The libs in the West and in Hollywood,the media,and academics, and the press have no love lost for Israel except Bloomberg and Joan Rivers.Disney ABC and other "Jewish" media corps have not favored Israel vs Gaza.Their money is here and Israel is not. Many powerful Jews in the last 50 years have not wanted to be associated with a.Jewish religion, a Jewish state or Zionism. However these secular,most liberal/leftist Jews do have a familial and cooperative ambition to undo traditional Judaeo Christian values,of course.
It may be that a Zionist sees himself as a Jew. However, it is most certainly not the case that all Jews see themselves as Zionists. And there are plenty out there protesting the current state of affairs. Of course the MSM tries to avoid this inconvenient truth like the plague.
This must be very disquieting for the fanatics, who must now manufacture a horrendous event to once again silence the dissenters.
i can't help but agree with you here...i also believe that Belloc best balanced the ethical dilemmas and conflicting imperatives endemic of all that is diaspora. i will also confess that adding 'israel' to the diaspora-calculus complicates things immeasurably. we can only look back with envy at Belloc and those simpler belle epochs of yore.
perhaps the jews have been trying to reverse-engineer the mechanics of empire from time out of mind...leave it to the hebrew...whom save the jew would conclude that one should start with a shadow-empire and emerge from without it with a kingdom? best o' luck with all that, moshe.
anyway, i'm doing all that i can to slog along with my insouciance, indifference and implacable cynicism intact...for the record, i still don't give a shit, but it's gettin mighty difficult here lately.
I don't purport to be an expert on this subject. This is what currently works for me.
For many years I wallowed in the confusion caused by the prevalent assumption that to be a good Jew one must support everything the Israeli State does without question. This put me in an uncomfortable quandry since there are Jews in my family, I have lived and worked around Jews all my life and I have close friends in Israel...[walking on eggshells everytime there is a flare up in the M.E.]
As we all know, if you are not a Jew, you risk the accusation of anti-semite when leveling criticism at Israel. Much like you are accused of racism when critical of Obozo.
The Jewish religion contemplates a return to the "promised land" upon the coming of the Messiah. Modern day Zionism, and there are many definitions of Zionism thrown about, contemplates a much more aggressive/militaristic scenario under the banner of Judaism (if you are not a Zionist you are not a good Jew) and there are many scholarly religious Jews who adamantly disagree with this.
In conclusion, the distinction between Zionism and Judaism, for me, is a way to acknowledge that all Jews are not automatic supporters of the actions taken and condoned by the State of Israel and its indigenous right wing.
In my view, fanatical Zionism tarnishes followers of the Jewish faith much like radical Islam tarnishes followers of the Muslim faith.
How do you reconcile that with the results of the poll from Times of Israel showing 97 % of Israeli Jews support the current actions in Gaza and 89% say the actions not enough force is being used?
I used to be of the opinion that the actions of the state of Israel were product of a small group or elite. However thsi poll came as a shock to me, for it seems the populatin is on-board with the actions of the regime.
So the commenter above says that Palestinians condemn themselves by voting for Hamas, he presents the standard American double-standards and ignore that majority of Israeli Jews voted for Netanyahu, and that Hamas is resitance group that did not even exist before Israel started the land grab.
They ignore the nearly 80 years of Israeli terror and seem to argue that Israel has a reason to kill every Palestinian because they started firing rockets ex-nihilo. Again ignoring the fact that before zionism became influent in the British and US Empires, arabs and jews coexisted peacefuly in Palestine.
What about the Israelis up on a hill watching missiles fall in Gaza and singing "there will be no school tomorrow, for there are no children left in Gaza" is that also beyond-believable to you?
If I'd been fucking with the neighbours and killing their pets, it might not be that big a surprise, especially if I'd stolen the house I was living in.
Interesting how 1,000 dead Palestinians is OK, but 300odd folk who were passengers on a plane flown suspiciously off its normal path (amongst many other oddities) is being used as an excuse to start a new cold (hopefully) war.
I had forgotten the local colloquial terms (I was taught them, but chose not to persue this venue, because I'm not a Mick or a Sheeny).
'ROUNDHEADS'!
Yeah, they are totalitarian, technologically-built, and backstopped by the blind ignorance and personal avarice of the drugged and deluded masses. The goals are not about 'peace, love, and understanding'. Power and Control and Avarice and Hatred for any who do not conform to their version of 'how it should be' are their modus operandi; and homosexuality, bestiality, and child abuse and wife abuse are their hallmarks. They choose to fool the masses by offering worthless scrip as 'value', and operate the most insidious forms of debauchery daily via the 'Hollywood' mantra of 'Do As Thou Wilt, For This Is The WHOLE Of The Law'. They do not want to ENSLAVE you; NO. They want to make you GIVE THEM yourself, and then MURDER you in the most vile and cruel ways imaginable (THIS is why they refer to the instant and painless deaths of tens of millions in their wars of agression as 'collateral damage'; because they have NO SOULS; and wished that their victims had SUFFERED).
That was a little too 'wordy', I guess, 'TDOC'
I would gather that up in Ireland they have already disarmed the populace; and are free to prosecute whatever violence that they want to. It's a 'kinder, gentler world', there, isn't it, laddie?
Why would they not create a special force to eliminte the Hamas personnel and special teams to locate and destroy the underground smuggling routes?
It would be difficult, but the idea of blowing up everything in sight is the lever which removes their 'moral' right to defend their territory by this method!
Al Sisi could have been recruited to aid these proposed special forces. The honchos of Hamas could have been whacked and with Egypt's assistance, the smuggling cut down 75%, IMO. The special forces teams could have slowly tracked and then destroyed the rocket supplies.
The Hamas missiles are a great terror threat, but not anywhere effective as a military weapon or tactic. Sorry, Isreel, but you guys lose on this one.
As to the poster above. The reason they do not do that, is that the IDF does not shoot anyone who would shoot back. After they got smashed in Lebanon in 2006, their game is carpet bombing and white phosphorous.
By means of deception...
So keep that in mind next time you hear your friendly Central Banker talk about helping Main Street.
(Most of the videos coveing this song search have now been deleted by the 'tube' on some strange copyright claim. These assholes are trying to 'disappear' this video and if you don't watch this prehistoric version, you will probably NEVER get the chance to do so EVER AGAIN. 'SME' and the 'Harry Fox Agency' are the progenitors, as I link to witness this event for your full consideration of the censorship of this song within the CONUS and perhaps several other western nations:
Methinks that it could be better drawn if the roles were REVERSED.
Congress is 'Bartertown'. "WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?" (I'll give you a hint. It ISN'T the GOYIM.)
The 'Community Organizer In Chief' runs NOTHING; decides NOTHING, and is NOTHING but a puppet figurehead placed in to power by those who try to run everything else (in to the ground). All the arms and weapons and brawn, but NO INTELLIGENT ORIGINAL THOUGHT.
Bibi, on the other hand...
Your artwork, as usual, WB, brings out the honest debate regarding the REAL issues (and questions regarding the sad and tragic state of affairs that we the sheople are being forced to go along with).
The families that were murdered at the U.N. 'relocation center' in Gaza by Israeli rocket attacks this week (after being told to evacuate their villiages by the Israelis or face being slaughtered) will no doubt be cast as 'collateral damage' by the MSM in BOTH nations. GEE. I wonder who really OWNS and OPERATES the Western MSM, anyway? Anyone out there care to take a guess?
I believe I saw a David Dees version of this same Mad Max theme... but Obama was master blaster (the global power), while netanyahu was the midget, the brains controlling the muscle...
I wonder who he was interviewing when he used the pic on his Youtube link!
I have often confused 'Dees Illustrations' pictures with Mr. William Banzai 7's pictures. BOTH are comparable in many senses (this does NOT diminish the shared power of art and illustration as a force for global good that they both seem to have the gift of).
But Hamas gets a pass on shooting rockets into Israel BEFORE Israel retaliated?
I'm telling you right now Banzai, if my next door neighbor started shooting holes in my house, I would be minus one next door neighbor and his house would be burned to the ground.
In fact, I could only assume his family had the good common sense to get the fuck out of their house when he started shooting at me to begin with, because I would give the same warning he gave me.
Did you build a brick wall around your neighbor's hovel and tell him he can only eat what you let through the gate and he can only enter and leave when the guards let him?
I wouldn't be surprised if one week later your were both dead. He would gwt you with his slingshots and you would get him with your laser sighted high powered rifle.
Did you ask the same question of Egyptians who strictly regulate their brick wall with Gaza? If so, I'll assume you asked the same of the monarch of Jordan, who threw them out (killing many of them) for much the same thing.
Miko Peled was born in Jersusalem into a famous and influential Israeli Zionist family. His father was a famous General in the Israeli Army, of which Miko also served his time. When Miko's niece was killed by Palestinian suicide bombers, you may have expected the family to put Palestinians at fault, but surprisingly they blamed the state of Israel, and their violent torturing and persecution for driving people to such sadness that they would take their own lives.
WEPollack asks us to think clearly about this problem yet makes a very elementry mistake.
He confuses a occupation (ottoman empire) with a plantation (Israel)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAlSCsAtia0&list=UUugsH0a5pKF7q9qck2CxTAQ
Lets look back at Irish history.
The Norman conquest and the Tudor plantations were very different beasts and with very different outcomes.
this most recent dust-up just east the sea of tiberius is complex...and so, to get to the bottom of it all, i decided to do some research. lo & behold, janus hath stumbled upon a subtle undercurrent. most of you are probably unaware, but there seems to be some sort of religious element aggravating the situation in the middle-east...who knew? the most reasonable course would be if one side were to suddenly convert the other to its demonstrably superior faith. alas, and for reasons extraneous of reason itself, this just isn't a viable option.
and so i've given up hope altogether. i'm an american, after all...and if an issue cannot be resolved in five or so minutes, it's probable that the only solution is some variant of 'shock & awe'.
it is therefore best for janus to meditate on the nature of faith itself; to approach this issue philosophically, such that he may gain some insight into the thinking of the unhappy religionists at enmity over yonder.
i am pleased to report that i now understand religion in its totality. earlier today, janus did experiment with his faith, and the results were an unqualified success.
Christ once said something about loving them that hate you and repaying evil with good and such-like...verily, janus set about to test this inscrutable inversion of logic. and it was in that spirit of Christian charity that i called my mother.
now, i'm not going to say that it was easy or pleasant or that the phone-call failed to disturb me profoundly...moreover, Jesus had already set a clear and unambiguous example...you see, Christ had a fretful and possibly neurotic mother as well, at one point rebuking her thusly, "woman, what does your concern have to do with me?"...it was an argument over wine; and some say Jesus overreacted, but i side with my Savior...in fact, i think i'm gonna inscribe next year's mothers day card with that exact phrase.
anyway, it seems that my earnest endeavor to be gracious and loving no matter what...to swallow all pride and honor father & mother...pleased the Big Man upstairs. and twernt' long before janus was rewarded big-time for his active belief...no sooner had i hung up the phone, and a long, leggy model is peeling off her mini-skirt for my viewing pleasure. oh ye of little faith, i don't think The Lord works in ways that are in any respect mysterious...it all made perfect sense to me. additionally, i came upon an amazing discovery.
it's like this:
during my lil trip, i really missed boston...and i'm distressed over this. as a ramblin-man and vagabond-extrodinare, i get anxious at the thought of staying forever in one place. the open highway and the notion of home do not mix.
stranger still, i'd missed being in the cab. there you have it, i'm back at my routine: hackney driving to and fro about the mean streets of west boston. okay, before i tell this very true and most excellent anecdote, i'm gonna pack a bowl and spin a tune...
interlude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWzlnYpLlgI
the following all went down at @8:45 PM, on cab-stand #7, smack-dab in the middle of a vine-like spool of streets, somewhere on the rim of boston's perimeter.
things were grim when first i settled into the stand. turning up the music did nothing to help. not even tobacco could cheer me. for you see, immediately adjacent to the stand is a 'modeling school', and as all who're familiar with these deplorable shams are aware, all and every of these poor things will never be paid for photos (unless they are of the unseemly sort).
watching that place will depress the most cheerful among our species. to begin with, i have a very low opinion of those who're positively lacking any sense of self-awareness. furthermore, just how many plus-sized modeling gigs do these girls think there are to go around? very few, and i'd be pleased to see far fewer.
nevertheless, there i sat, watching some nicaraguan blimp pose and primp in a fashion whose strategic objective was the covering of endless folds of flesh...all under the pulsing strobe of some second-rate outdoor photo-shoot (paid for (1500 dollars) by the 'model') canopy of white umbrellas.
if i were to guess, i would say that her ancestors were all employed in some very basic agricultural enterprise...probably involved endless squatting -- hence the ample haunches. i bet her great-great-grandaddy would sure be proud to see his ancestor posing so proudly. stunning!
finally she leaves...what's this? how now brown sow? why returneth thou? have you not haunted and tormented me enough?
another fifteen minutes of flirty bulge camoflagin for the cameras. i could almost hear the entire nicaraguan nation swoon.
finally, that awful & tragic spectacle at last exhausted itself for good (or evil), and the pride of nicaragua exits stage left.
enter venus.
this was surely a sign of armeggeddon; a genuine smoker, a bona-fide looker -- something for which you'd be willing to risk a lot of trouble -- glides in from the same side. it was like a revolving door where clark kent goes in and superman comes out...only, it's the brown sow spilling in and something spectacular emerging.
i'm gonna say she was probably half german and half irish...no specific reason, it just strikes me that those two breeds would produce something similar to what i now beheld.
5'9"/5'10"...long and supple limbs with legs that feel of buttery velvet, so lithe and lovely you could imagine tying them about your hips as you shared a moment of bliss with something beautiful...maybe even a long weekend on nantucket -- just puttin that out there. satiny hair spraying about the aquiline arch of her supple spine.
she's in a sorta see thru white mini...and you could see clear through to her panties...nice!
better: she then, with confidence and grace, strips the mini-skirt up and away, long blonde locks spilling through its hemline.
i sat up very straight. it's fair to say that i was in all ways at attention.
i was then approached by some dude who was in some way associated with the splendid hubub before me.
janus: "hey, dude, i wanna thank you for not blocking the view...mighty white of you."
dude shakes janus' hand and says, "she's my girlfriend."
jauns: "is she now? well, then, i must congratulate you. she looks like a lot of fun. like something i'd like to play with...like a toy of which one never tires" (i no shit said this stuff to the dude)
dude: "yeah..." dude stares at his prize longingly (can't blame him for that).
janus: "how, uhhh, how old is she?"
dude: "eighteen."
janus: "is that so...great age, eighteen -- it only happens once, you know."
dude: "yeah..." again with the longing gaze.
janus: "what's her name, by the way?"
dude: "katie"
janus: "perfect."
just then katie come walkin at us, and this ten was about to go to an eleven. gentlemen, janus was feelin very 'robust' in the presence of katie...and i wanted her to know about it.
janus: "katie, i like the look of you. i want you to know that i like it a lot. it makes me feel good being around you; and i expect that has something to do with your beauty."
katie: "thanks."
janus: "please, it's me thanking you. but, something you can do for me is take very good care of yourself...okay? i don't want you risking any of that in any way. and you'll have help, your boyfriend seems like a great guy."
katie: "i will..."
and, yup, proud to say i got a blush out of her. she then strutted off next to (but not touching) her boyfriend and turned around to tell me her last name as well (i'm going to google it as soon as i'm done with this post...you can bet on that!).
it was all very stirring, satisfactory and stimulating. precisely what you'd expect from a life devoted to faith. feeling the spirit strong in me, i said that i would look her up and that i'd call when her boyfriend next went out of town. he laughed as if i was joking. i wasn't joking...not contacting katie would be near blasphemy. it's the Golden Age or bust for janus; for it is written, "in the Kingdom of Heaven there will be no marrying nor giving in marriage." Hallelujah to that! sign me up!
so you're all probably now wondering what discovery i made during my lil pilgrimage...well, i realized that i've been going about this all wrong. it occurred to me that, if one is to effectively win over the masses, there may be tactics more productive than ceaseless and consistent cruelty (but it's some knee-slappin cruelty, i think most will confess). people don't take it as they should when you insult them and hold up the awful and tormenting mirror...they actually prefer to be told what they want to hear (the more inane and idiotic, the better).
and so i've now developed a flawless and indefatigable system for taking over the world and declaring myself emperor for life. i'm just gonna promise all the best stuff to everyone.
why should any man go another day without his very own katie? there is no good or sensible answer to this question. and that's exactly the point, there is no reason why every man should not have his very own katie for as long as he like, to do with whatsoever he pleases.
naturally, i've already set about creating my first campaign ad. the following is just a sketch; but i reckon you'll get the gist of it.
deep, patriot voice starts prefacing and then asking questions as a scene of despair and doubt and deprivation spans across your television screen...obama's america exposed!..."the current order has failed america and the world. peak misery everywhere clouds our outlook. the people demanded change, and they got short-changed. who can instantly solve the energy crisis by providing limitless and free teleporting to and from any spot on the globe? ask yourself, citizen, why don't you get the teleporting you deserve? why don't you have a butler? where is your ferrari? why is katie not writhing in a sex-mad frenzy on your king-sized memory foam matress? there is only one candidate promising all this and so much more...his name is janus, and he's here to give hope and promise and promise tons of hope. vote twice!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHn0pBePN7I
the moral of this story is: call your mother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RePtDvh4Yq4
them that don't know him won't like him/
and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him/
...mommas don't let yer babies grow up to be cowboys,
janus
This is almost comical, we have people here who believe that if the US had "invested in Gaza" (Detroit) then the Gazians (Detroitians) would have acted all nice. Please.
Can you anti Iraelies tell me of the place where the koranimals allow anyone other than themselves to exist without persecution?
Face it, the very existence of the Jews is what fuels their anger and yours and you know exactly why.
Just about says it all!
Just love the way it looks like the Chimp In Chief is takin' a dump on Bath-house BiBi's head !!
Bravo WB!!!
+1000 ;)
Perhaps if the USA and their friends had tried to invest in Gaza and the Palestinian camps, and create employment for people and the prospect of a better life, then each side in this assymmetric war wouldn't have had reason to foment more violence with every year.
There are evil racists in control in Isreal, USA and Gaza. They got there as a response to old events. That is usually the case. Epecially when money is involved. Too much money has gone into Israel and been spent and used in the machine of war, no surprise that the equal and opposite reaction has happened as a counter-balance in Palestinian areas. So war we get.
Just like Sabra & Chatila decades ago, the fallout of the current war will condition peoples' minds for the next two generations. Can't see why Israel wants that. Sorry, can't see why ojective, sane rational Israelis would want that. They should speak up more.
This prolongs the misery for everyone in the region. Benji is a war-monger, he should be indicted. Most of the Hamas leadership is as bad. But worst of all, most of the US Congress are wretched, malleable clowns.
Build peace, not war.
I believe there was a very short window during which this invest in Gaza meme almost took off. Prosperity would lead to peace.
That was quickly squashed and jetisoned by the fanatical boots on both sides of the wall.
Israel is destroying Gaza to find and eliminate the tunnel system which is supposedly reaching deep into Israel. That's quite sophisticated tunnel building right there. Kudos to Hamas if that's true.
Now Israel is strangely enough not able to find these tunnels in their own territory and cement them shut for good?
And I'm supposed to feel sorry for Israel being bombed by Hamas although their "dome" of protection is shooting almost every rocket down before it reaches a target?
Find the fucking tunnels in your own land and give up at least 1/3 of the land that you're illegitimiately occupying since 1948. There's no legitimate reason this state even exists and the horror and the lies that are coming out of that state are all good enough reasons to put the lid on this state and give it back to the Arabs and Palestinians.
End Israel and end Zionism. End the Fed and end global debt slavery FOR GOOD.
Tunnels probably built by the zioqueers for their child kidnapping and organ harvesting business. Nothing like a zioqueer to do end-to-end business, kidnap the children, make child porno, then when finished harvest the organs. Sick fucken people.
What kind of people hide rocket and weapon arsenals in schools? the same kind of people who make excuses for the koranimals who hide rocket and weapon arsenals in schools and I'm not just talking about the assholes at the UN. You guys are always yaking about the truth, try readig it for once.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2014/07/29/THIRD-Rocket-Arsenal-Found...
if you are concerned about the truth, watch what is done before believing what you read or hear said
Who run Tribaltown?
WHO RUN TRIBALTOWN?
MasterOboingo run Tribaltown.
Lift EBT embargo.
(Long shrill whistles.)
Beyond the Iron Dome is Videodrome. Hard to believe everything you see on TV is real? Sometimes I wish I'd taken the blue pill.
I wonder what kind of artistry you would come up with if 5000 rockets were fired at your house before you did anything to stop it.
Although I myself have never survived a direct bomb attack. My dearly departed mom most certainly did. She made sure I knew what it was like and her hearing suffered for it the rest of her life.
I will add, she is also the one who made sure I appreciated the distinction between Zionism and Judaism.
RIP
William my boy the plantation people of Northern ireland equate their Pictish race ( real or imagined) with their religion.
Why try to seperate it when the people themselves see it as one of the same.
It defines their very being.
They express this belief through the physical plantation itself and profess to have a ability to smell a Taig at 100 yards.
I imagine many of the Isrealis like the working class prods in N.I. are the unknowing footsoldiers of a priesthood.
A hidden talmudic priesthood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo18VIoR2xU
There is a difference between lib and conservative Jews. The libs in the West and in Hollywood,the media,and academics, and the press have no love lost for Israel except Bloomberg and Joan Rivers.Disney ABC and other "Jewish" media corps have not favored Israel vs Gaza.Their money is here and Israel is not. Many powerful Jews in the last 50 years have not wanted to be associated with a.Jewish religion, a Jewish state or Zionism. However these secular,most liberal/leftist Jews do have a familial and cooperative ambition to undo traditional Judaeo Christian values,of course.
One day one of their Daddys will wake up, give one a good smack and say, "Grow up!"
It may be that a Zionist sees himself as a Jew. However, it is most certainly not the case that all Jews see themselves as Zionists. And there are plenty out there protesting the current state of affairs. Of course the MSM tries to avoid this inconvenient truth like the plague.
This must be very disquieting for the fanatics, who must now manufacture a horrendous event to once again silence the dissenters.
Zionism is a somewhat understanable overreaction of jews given their previous international nature / insecurity
Both zionism and jewish internationals are joined at the hip when looked on from this perspective.
The solution was to listen to Belloc
A international agreement to protect jews from nationals but also to prevent jews becoming nationals of any nation.
i can't help but agree with you here...i also believe that Belloc best balanced the ethical dilemmas and conflicting imperatives endemic of all that is diaspora. i will also confess that adding 'israel' to the diaspora-calculus complicates things immeasurably. we can only look back with envy at Belloc and those simpler belle epochs of yore.
perhaps the jews have been trying to reverse-engineer the mechanics of empire from time out of mind...leave it to the hebrew...whom save the jew would conclude that one should start with a shadow-empire and emerge from without it with a kingdom? best o' luck with all that, moshe.
anyway, i'm doing all that i can to slog along with my insouciance, indifference and implacable cynicism intact...for the record, i still don't give a shit, but it's gettin mighty difficult here lately.
great to see you back about and active, DOC.
cheers,
janus
William, in your opinion, what are the core beliefs or differences in core beliefs between the 2 groups?
Not a trick question, no attack will follow.
I don't purport to be an expert on this subject. This is what currently works for me.
For many years I wallowed in the confusion caused by the prevalent assumption that to be a good Jew one must support everything the Israeli State does without question. This put me in an uncomfortable quandry since there are Jews in my family, I have lived and worked around Jews all my life and I have close friends in Israel...[walking on eggshells everytime there is a flare up in the M.E.]
As we all know, if you are not a Jew, you risk the accusation of anti-semite when leveling criticism at Israel. Much like you are accused of racism when critical of Obozo.
The Jewish religion contemplates a return to the "promised land" upon the coming of the Messiah. Modern day Zionism, and there are many definitions of Zionism thrown about, contemplates a much more aggressive/militaristic scenario under the banner of Judaism (if you are not a Zionist you are not a good Jew) and there are many scholarly religious Jews who adamantly disagree with this.
In conclusion, the distinction between Zionism and Judaism, for me, is a way to acknowledge that all Jews are not automatic supporters of the actions taken and condoned by the State of Israel and its indigenous right wing.
In my view, fanatical Zionism tarnishes followers of the Jewish faith much like radical Islam tarnishes followers of the Muslim faith.
How do you reconcile that with the results of the poll from Times of Israel showing 97 % of Israeli Jews support the current actions in Gaza and 89% say the actions not enough force is being used?
I used to be of the opinion that the actions of the state of Israel were product of a small group or elite. However thsi poll came as a shock to me, for it seems the populatin is on-board with the actions of the regime.
So the commenter above says that Palestinians condemn themselves by voting for Hamas, he presents the standard American double-standards and ignore that majority of Israeli Jews voted for Netanyahu, and that Hamas is resitance group that did not even exist before Israel started the land grab.
They ignore the nearly 80 years of Israeli terror and seem to argue that Israel has a reason to kill every Palestinian because they started firing rockets ex-nihilo. Again ignoring the fact that before zionism became influent in the British and US Empires, arabs and jews coexisted peacefuly in Palestine.
Israeli Jew does not equate with all Jews.
Do you really believe any poll, let alone one from the Times of Israel?
Polls are almost as reliable as the BLS.
What about the Israelis up on a hill watching missiles fall in Gaza and singing "there will be no school tomorrow, for there are no children left in Gaza" is that also beyond-believable to you?
gave you an up vote, by the way.
Those were probably Settlers, yet another brand of fanatic stirring in the pot.
I didn't junk you.
Isrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SSd0rgTc1E Israel is for the Israelis as much as the United States is for the United Statesians. Rave On (the page) Mista William San!
If I'd been fucking with the neighbours and killing their pets, it might not be that big a surprise, especially if I'd stolen the house I was living in.
Interesting how 1,000 dead Palestinians is OK, but 300odd folk who were passengers on a plane flown suspiciously off its normal path (amongst many other oddities) is being used as an excuse to start a new cold (hopefully) war.
Just observing.
William, you should have had a leather hat on the Gestapo picture.
They are all hilarious.
A Norman Rockwell of Obama shining Netanyahu's shoes would be cool.
Tommy Tiernan in Navan mall (late 1990s)
Trying to inject a bit of humanity into a sterile ecosystem.
"theres the clock - stopped in 1984"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNgwMYL9ks
Gaza Is a hothouse.
A demonstration of their power.
They get a sick kick out of it.
Yee guys have no understanding of the roundheads objective.
The first fascist army of modern times.
Its to burn every village and turn us into people with mortgages rather then culture.
A crude materialist culture is what they want.
Ironically without purchasing power.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1GRlhCrtvE&list=UUNgUMcimXrFpdQkIsBV62nA
I had forgotten the local colloquial terms (I was taught them, but chose not to persue this venue, because I'm not a Mick or a Sheeny).
'ROUNDHEADS'!
Yeah, they are totalitarian, technologically-built, and backstopped by the blind ignorance and personal avarice of the drugged and deluded masses. The goals are not about 'peace, love, and understanding'. Power and Control and Avarice and Hatred for any who do not conform to their version of 'how it should be' are their modus operandi; and homosexuality, bestiality, and child abuse and wife abuse are their hallmarks. They choose to fool the masses by offering worthless scrip as 'value', and operate the most insidious forms of debauchery daily via the 'Hollywood' mantra of 'Do As Thou Wilt, For This Is The WHOLE Of The Law'. They do not want to ENSLAVE you; NO. They want to make you GIVE THEM yourself, and then MURDER you in the most vile and cruel ways imaginable (THIS is why they refer to the instant and painless deaths of tens of millions in their wars of agression as 'collateral damage'; because they have NO SOULS; and wished that their victims had SUFFERED).
That was a little too 'wordy', I guess, 'TDOC'
I would gather that up in Ireland they have already disarmed the populace; and are free to prosecute whatever violence that they want to. It's a 'kinder, gentler world', there, isn't it, laddie?
'ROUNDHEADS'...
You guys are on the ball. It is about a global Reich. Check out that criminal Perle referring to Israel as Realm (Reich)
The west is already a fait-accompli.
They won't stop once they kill all Palestinians. It will be Russia (by proxy), then Iran, with Hizbollah gone there goes Lebanon.
Israelis are incredibly capable.
Why would they not create a special force to eliminte the Hamas personnel and special teams to locate and destroy the underground smuggling routes?
It would be difficult, but the idea of blowing up everything in sight is the lever which removes their 'moral' right to defend their territory by this method!
Al Sisi could have been recruited to aid these proposed special forces. The honchos of Hamas could have been whacked and with Egypt's assistance, the smuggling cut down 75%, IMO. The special forces teams could have slowly tracked and then destroyed the rocket supplies.
The Hamas missiles are a great terror threat, but not anywhere effective as a military weapon or tactic. Sorry, Isreel, but you guys lose on this one.
Israeli Stalingrad. Move along....
It's Stalingrad alright, as in done by Nazis.
As to the poster above. The reason they do not do that, is that the IDF does not shoot anyone who would shoot back. After they got smashed in Lebanon in 2006, their game is carpet bombing and white phosphorous.
By means of deception...
So keep that in mind next time you hear your friendly Central Banker talk about helping Main Street.
I'm guessing you are not a fan of Mr. Cromwell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ8FL2QFhiY
Oops. SHIT! I thought you said 'Mr. Crowley'!
(Most of the videos coveing this song search have now been deleted by the 'tube' on some strange copyright claim. These assholes are trying to 'disappear' this video and if you don't watch this prehistoric version, you will probably NEVER get the chance to do so EVER AGAIN. 'SME' and the 'Harry Fox Agency' are the progenitors, as I link to witness this event for your full consideration of the censorship of this song within the CONUS and perhaps several other western nations:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1FEnMAxkpI
FUCK Cromwell!
As to the first picture:
Methinks that it could be better drawn if the roles were REVERSED.
Congress is 'Bartertown'. "WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?" (I'll give you a hint. It ISN'T the GOYIM.)
The 'Community Organizer In Chief' runs NOTHING; decides NOTHING, and is NOTHING but a puppet figurehead placed in to power by those who try to run everything else (in to the ground). All the arms and weapons and brawn, but NO INTELLIGENT ORIGINAL THOUGHT.
Bibi, on the other hand...
Your artwork, as usual, WB, brings out the honest debate regarding the REAL issues (and questions regarding the sad and tragic state of affairs that we the sheople are being forced to go along with).
The families that were murdered at the U.N. 'relocation center' in Gaza by Israeli rocket attacks this week (after being told to evacuate their villiages by the Israelis or face being slaughtered) will no doubt be cast as 'collateral damage' by the MSM in BOTH nations. GEE. I wonder who really OWNS and OPERATES the Western MSM, anyway? Anyone out there care to take a guess?
I believe I saw a David Dees version of this same Mad Max theme... but Obama was master blaster (the global power), while netanyahu was the midget, the brains controlling the muscle...
Jeff Rense is quite a guy!
I wonder who he was interviewing when he used the pic on his Youtube link!
I have often confused 'Dees Illustrations' pictures with Mr. William Banzai 7's pictures. BOTH are comparable in many senses (this does NOT diminish the shared power of art and illustration as a force for global good that they both seem to have the gift of).
It is criminal that Bozo, Sarky and Cambo hunted down Saddam and Ghadaffi like dogs yet NettanNUTjob is free to murder. FUCK THE US&UK
Crime to order the assassination of other world leaders. Bad habit too.
But Hamas gets a pass on shooting rockets into Israel BEFORE Israel retaliated?
I'm telling you right now Banzai, if my next door neighbor started shooting holes in my house, I would be minus one next door neighbor and his house would be burned to the ground.
In fact, I could only assume his family had the good common sense to get the fuck out of their house when he started shooting at me to begin with, because I would give the same warning he gave me.
Which is none.
Did you build a brick wall around your neighbor's hovel and tell him he can only eat what you let through the gate and he can only enter and leave when the guards let him?
I wouldn't be surprised if one week later your were both dead. He would gwt you with his slingshots and you would get him with your laser sighted high powered rifle.
Peace bro
Did you ask the same question of Egyptians who strictly regulate their brick wall with Gaza? If so, I'll assume you asked the same of the monarch of Jordan, who threw them out (killing many of them) for much the same thing.
Peace my brutha.
Here's some real history, if you are not aware
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etXAm-OylQQ
Miko Peled was born in Jersusalem into a famous and influential Israeli Zionist family. His father was a famous General in the Israeli Army, of which Miko also served his time. When Miko's niece was killed by Palestinian suicide bombers, you may have expected the family to put Palestinians at fault, but surprisingly they blamed the state of Israel, and their violent torturing and persecution for driving people to such sadness that they would take their own lives.
It's islam that drives its people to suicide and murder.
Ever read about an Israeli going into another country and detonating themselves?
Islam is the problem along with their phony claim to real estate that historically DID NOT BELONG TO THEM.