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CIA Admits Spying On Senate Computers

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It's not been a good day for the CIA. First, the State Department slams them for brutally treating terror suspects after the 9/11 attacks, noting that "no American is proud" of CIA tactics. And now, as The NY Times reports, an internal investigation has found that its officers improperly penetrated a computer network used by the Senate Intelligence Committee in preparing the report on the CIA's detention and interrogation program. Of course, this is not the first time the CIA has hacked Senate networks but do not fear American citizenry, CIA Director has apologized for his staff "acting inappropriately" and is setting up an internal accountability board to review the matter.


The report is damning... (via AP)

The State Department has endorsed the broad conclusions of a harshly critical Senate report on the CIA's interrogation and detention practices after the 9/11 attacks, a report that accuses the agency of brutally treating terror suspects and misleading Congress, according to a White House document.


"This report tells a story of which no American is proud," says the four-page White House document, which contains the State Department's preliminary proposed talking points in response to the classified Senate report, a summary of which is expected to be released in the coming weeks.


The Senate report concludes that CIA's techniques on al-Qaida detainees captured after the 2001 attacks were far more brutal than previously understood. The tactics failed to produce life-saving intelligence, the report asserts, and the CIA misled Congress and the Justice Department about the interrogation program.

So it is no wonder the CIA decided it was above the law and hacked the Senate's PCs... (via NY Times)

In a statement issued Thursday morning, a C.I.A. spokesman said that agency’s inspector general had concluded that C.I.A. officers had acted inappropriately by gaining access to the computers.


The statement said that John O. Brennan, the C.I.A. director, had apologized to the two senior members of the Senate Intelligence Committee and that he would set up an internal accountability board to review the matter. The board will be led by former Senator Evan Bayh, Democrat of Indiana.


The statement gave almost no specifics about the findings of the report, written by David Buckley, the agency’s inspector general.


Officials said there was a tense meeting earlier this week when Mr. Brennan briefed the two senators — Dianne Feinstein, Democrat of California and Saxby Chambliss, Republican of Georgia. The officials said Ms. Feinstein had confronted Mr. Brennan about past public statements on the issue, in which he defended the agency’s actions.

Of course Brennan denied it all when Feinstein first lost her temper over it...

When the C.I.A.'s monitoring of the committee became public in March Mr. Brennan said, “When the facts come out on this, I think a lot of people who are claiming that there has been this tremendous sort of spying and monitoring and hacking will be proved wrong.”

Nope - you lied... and once again there is no accountability

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It appears Ron Paul was right.


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Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:42 | 5027763 souljaboy
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Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:46 | 5027771 hedgeless_horseman
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...C.I.A. officers had acted inappropriately by gaining access to the computers.

Why stop there?  Waterboard the Senators! 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:49 | 5027796 Thought Processor
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Inappropriate yes, against the law........    not so much.  

See 'Patriot Act" for any further questions on said topic.


P.S.  Dear America, eventually you get the government you deserve.  

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:51 | 5027809 cifo
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I bet nobody goes to jail for the "improper penetration". This is CIA, FFS.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:56 | 5027833 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Another day, another limited hangout from a corrupt bureaucracy.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:02 | 5027861 hedgeless_horseman
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The CIA was supposed to only spy on foreign interests.  I think that changed with the Patriot Act, but even if it didn't, there are around 27 Congressmen and 13 Senators who currently hold dual citizenship with Israel to keep the CIA spooks busy.

•Senator Barbara Boxer (California)
•Senator Benjamin Cardin (Maryland)
•Senator Russ Feingold (Wisconsin)
•Senator Al Franken (Minnesota)
•Senator Dianne Feinstein (California)
•Senator Herb Kohl (Wisconsin)
•Senator Frank Lautenberg (New Jersey)
•Senator Joe Lieberman (Connecticut) (Independent)
•Senator Carl Levin (Michigan)
•Senator Bernard Sanders (Vermont) (Independent)
•Senator Charles Schumer (New York)
•Senator Ron Wyden (Oregon)

House of Representatives:
•Representative Gary Ackerman (New York)
•Representative John H. Adler (New Jersey)
•Representative Shelley Berkley (Nevada)
•Representative Howard Berman (California)
•Representative Steve Cohen (Tennessee)
•Representative Susan Davis (California)
•Representative Eliot Engel (New York)
•Representative Bob Filner (California)
•Representative Barney Frank (Massachusetts)
•Representative Gabrielle Giffords (Arizona)
•Representative Alan Grayson (Florida)
•Representative Jane Harman (California)
•Representative Paul Hodes (New Hampshire)
•Representative Steve Israel (New York)
•Representative Steve Kagen (Wisconsin)
•Representative Ronald Klein (Florida)
•Representative Sander Levin (Michigan)
•Representative Nita Lowey (New York)
•Representative Jerry Nadler (New York)
•Representative Jared Polis (Colorado)
•Representative Steve Rothman (New Jersey)
•Representative Jan Schakowsky (Illinois)
•Representative Adam Schiff (California)
•Representative Allyson Schwartz (Pennsylvania)
•Representative Brad Sherman (California)
•Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Florida)
•Representative Henry Waxman (California)
•Representative Anthony Weiner (New York)
•Representative John Yarmuth (Kentucky)

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:03 | 5027886 john39
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and then this takes things to a whole new level of wtf:

so, does israhell get a direct feed on intel from congress critters...   rhetorical question...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:14 | 5027937 pods
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'Merca!  Fuck yeah!

Is anyone here the least bit surprised by this?


Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:34 | 5028370 Four chan
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we should disband these drug dealers, the only reason to keep the cia around is to feed the prison system their low level dealers, i guess thats a money maker for someone since we have more people locked up than china, i'm thinking the bush cheney types. but haven't we made them rich enough already? 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:04 | 5028570 Xibalba
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I don't think this list is current.  Weiner hasn't been around for a while

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:15 | 5027940 813kml
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Israel gets the Ultra HD broadcast of C-SPAN courtesy of their cable provider (the NSA).

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:56 | 5028171 sushi
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The USSA had to agree to provide this information after it suffered a loss of life in the attack on USS Liberty. To cover up its heinous crime and its flagrant violation of international law in permitting its citizen soldires to die in the unprovoked attack, the USSA was forced to make amends by supplying a foreign power with detailed intelligence on US citizens.

This is the small price the USSA must pay for being the worlds sole super power.



Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:10 | 5027922 chunga
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You know what is fucked up? In states that have "closed primary" elections, you can only vote in ONE party's primary. The theory being that someone could be deliberately fucking with the "integrity" of the election. BUT? These fucking scumbags can be ctizens of one country AND hold office in another! Is that bullshit or what?

And if somebody tried to pass a law preventing this where would the bribes come from? LOL! (It isn't funny) Question: how many other countries have dual citizens in the USSA? Hmmm?

Fuck off. FUck shit FUCK! FUCK. FOCK OFF! And I am a racist and support the holocaust for being against this? FUCK!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:21 | 5028307 r0mulus
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I feel like the presence of Wyden and Grayson on this list, not to mention Bernie Sanders, is pretty weird.

Wyden and Grayson are two of the only congress persons I see doing any kind of real oversight at all.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:33 | 5028368 hedgeless_horseman
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...the only congress persons I see doing any kind of real oversight at all.

Such as?

  1. _________________________________
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 14:32 | 5033962 Ariadne
Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:13 | 5029726 WillyGroper
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Sound bytes.

Or is that bites?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:57 | 5028531 Bunghole
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Why is dick-pic Weiner on the list?


Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:07 | 5029041 Excursionist
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Jewish people comprise ~2% of the U.S. population.

Assuming this list is correct, then at least 12% of the Senate is Jewish, and at least 7% of the House of Reps is Jewish.


And someone was asking in another thread about why the U.S. continues to plow foreign aid into Israel despite major policy disagreements...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:09 | 5029702 WillyGroper
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Including former & deceased.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:09 | 5029703 Monty Burns
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As its main proponets all down the years Jews should also enjoy the fruits of Affirmative Action.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:57 | 5027847 813kml
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Not if the case is tried in Texas, they have strict laws against that kinky stuff.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:04 | 5027892 813kml
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I don't miss the cubicle farms, old computer geeks are ticking time bombs.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:34 | 5028052 Headbanger
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Did I tell you I know Fortran and still know how to use an IBM 029??



Well... Do ya punk!?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:12 | 5029724 Monty Burns
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Jesus, you go back further than me!  We must be the only two left who used Fortran or punched up code on an 029.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 23:09 | 5031087 StychoKiller
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Hollerith cards and paper tape FTW!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:57 | 5027850 Urban Redneck
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The whole purpose of having so many laws on the books is so that anyone can be convicted of a crime when the State deems a show trial to be in order.

This demonstrates just how low on the totem pole Fienswine is- she doesn't even have the juice can't get Kweku Adoboli's cousin out of the CIA and into a Club Fed prison.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:14 | 5029733 Monty Burns
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'The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws'.

- Tacitus

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:40 | 5028078 metastar
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Inappropriate yes, against the law........ (Remove "not so much") YES.

See (remove 'Patriot Act") the US constitution for any further questions on said topic.

P.S. Dear America, eventually you get the government you deserve.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:59 | 5027860 buzzsaw99
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i agree, waterboard the senators. it's totally legal.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:13 | 5027925 F0ster
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CIA has become a rogue agency of the United States of America, Corporation. Are the Pentagon protecting the out of control Zionist run USA, Inc or is there any hope of them restoring America and arresting the traiters in the US Gov and it's plethora of rogue agencys?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:17 | 5029743 Monty Burns
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The only hope is a massive national economic collapse. Only that will activate the lardasses and ungle them from their lobotomy tubes.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:41 | 5028085 Save_America1st
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"Why stop there?  Waterboard the Senators!"


OOOOOH!!!  I'm all for that!  Why stop there?  There are many more CONgress scum, the Marxist in Chief, and all his czar scum friends to waterboard as well.  Not to mention the TSA, DHS, CIA, NSA, EPA, FDA, FBI, etc., etc., etc.  The traitors and home grown, domestic government terrorists to waterboard are limitless in America these days unfortunately. 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:48 | 5027792 Winston Churchill
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Pretty warped sense of humor you have.

Do you drown kittens for kicks, or is it just puppies ?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:59 | 5027849 what's that smell
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more shadow puppet theater....

CIA attacks NSA using mole snowden.

NSA attacks CIA with secret torture document leak and senate computer spying revelations.

It's called a War in Heaven.

shadow boxing kabuki mindfuk smoke and mirrors who's gonna make the rules today baby gong show.


Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:20 | 5027966 CheapBastard
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I thought that waterboarding, drilling teeth to a nubbon, yanking on fingernails, shocking testicles, shoving chopsticks in ear drums, and so on...was not torture; merely Truth Seeking.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:51 | 5028472 drdolittle
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Yep, make CIA look bad so NSA can be the heroes. I want the CIA to protect me from the NSA. Or maybe I want them all to fuck off and die.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:11 | 5028621 optimator
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Remember that the NSA got rid of Petraeus by spying on the CIA.  

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:49 | 5027800 junction
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Brennan to staff: "Get rid of those shock boxes for now.  Put them in storage outside America."


Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:01 | 5027870 Canadian Dirtlump
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Inconvenient news flash. The Intelligence community runs the show and they do it by spying on everyone. You're either compromised or a compromiser.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:26 | 5027986 williambanzai7
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Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:47 | 5028122 Cthonic
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Guess it would be rayciss to see her in blackface with him...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:22 | 5028306 Goldilocks
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Dr Evil in 1 million Dollars (1:57)

Dr. Evil & Mini Me - Hard Knock Life HD (2:01)

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:04 | 5028222 The Longest Call
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hahahaha, that's great.  of course the Doc was right

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:43 | 5027765 rubiconsolutions
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"improperly penetrated"

Doesn't the American government do that to us each and every day?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:44 | 5028100 HamRove
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Sometimes on CIA orders.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:42 | 5027766 john39
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pretty entertaining when the shadow government gets caught with its hand in the cookie jar.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:51 | 5027811 seek
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Far more interesting is that it's being discussed at all. Really makes you wonder WTF this is a limited hangout/cover for.

I halfway wonder between the NSA and CIA disclosures if this isn't building to something bigger, where we reform the intelligence agencies into the new Stasi.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:56 | 5027839 john39
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my thought is that the 'hidden hand' fully intends to unleash armed chaos in North America, to dramatically change everything here.  Destroying the legitimacy of the current government seems to have a long term goal that has played out well, just look at government gridlock and congress' approval ratings. 

besides, nothing new really...  wasn't this all done in Rome and various other countries throughout history, and hasn't it been reflected in popular culture repeatedly (chancelor palpatine, please save the republic....)


Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:10 | 5028613 optimator
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"They" can come up with the real birth certificate whenever they desire for starting things up.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:22 | 5029768 Monty Burns
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Well the militarization of the police, the raft of dictatorial legislation, seizing ordinary citizens' guns and throwing open the borders tell me that something big is planned, and that it's going to go down pretty soon.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:59 | 5027859 MsCreant
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I was wondering the same, like the concept of the "bad bank" that gets bankrupted and all the bad debt goes with it while another entity with the good assets gets to go forward and continue doing business, I am wondering if the CIA is being thrown under the bus as the "bad spooks." The "good spooks" are already doing business and they will be even less visible and transparent because they are going to be even more self sufficient.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:43 | 5027772 Let The Wurlitz...
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I love to watch the monster eat itself.


Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:09 | 5027920 Ariadne
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Its all fun & games 'til the monster falls on you...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:44 | 5027773 pods
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I'll show them an improper penetration!

-Bubba in cell C4.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:45 | 5027777 kowalli
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Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:24 | 5028323 Save_America1st
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that was funny

I bet by the time he realized his error you had already signed for him and blocked him out of being able to edit his post. 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:44 | 5027774 LetThemEatRand
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When nothing happens other than some stern words from the elected "representatives," it will again be clear who is really in charge.  

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:32 | 5028360 Ferrari
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Sorry LTER. I believe it's been crystal clear to you, me and everyone else here on ZeeHedge who is running this Demonic Monkey Show. And it isn't anyone we've seen in public. We only see the big name kabuki thesbians, never the off-stage directors.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:45 | 5027776 Kaiser Sousa
Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:48 | 5027790 replaceme
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You put computers in the hands of that many porn monkeys, and eventually they'll download some kind of CIA monitoring app - it's just the odds... I'm sure when the facts come out, it will just be a simple misunderstanding.  As I finish typing that, I forget if I was trying to be facetious.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:49 | 5027798 optimator
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And the NSA spies on everyone and then gives it to that shitty little country in the middle east.  And Obummer will still be the Fall Guy before this is over.  The job pays well, but could have a drawback attached to the agreement.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:55 | 5027832 CH1
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the NSA spies on everyone and then gives it to that shitty little country in the middle east.

They also give it (and more) to UK, Canada, Australia and NZ. Parts of it to many others.

And, by the way, there are a dozen or more shitty countries in the ME. And, come to think about it, there are shitty guvs everywhere.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:07 | 5027911 john39
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how many people do think had any difficulty figuring out who the "shitty little country in the middle east" is?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:07 | 5028592 optimator
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CH1 had no problem knowing which country.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:06 | 5028582 optimator
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NO.  Just Israel, part of the "Special Relationship".  

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:51 | 5027803 Duffy
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Saxby Chambliss?

I thought he was Hand of the King to one of the Targaryens?  No>?

Learn something every day here on the 'hedge, yo.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:51 | 5027804 One And Only
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With a piece of shit like Feinstein who do you expect to hold the CIA accountable?

I wish that cunt would die already. Traitor.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:20 | 5028688 crazybob369
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Evil doesn't die, it just takes a different form.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:31 | 5029806 Monty Burns
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She sure has done well financially from being a traitor.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:50 | 5027808 kchrisc
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CIA wanted to make sure that the Senate was doing what they were told to.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:00 | 5027869 813kml
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Preventive tech support prompted by upgrade to Windows 8.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:52 | 5027812 NeedtoSecede
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All I keep thinking is that it is time for a 1000-Bulldozer "March" on DC.  Level the whole fucking place (plus Langley and a few other associated facilities)!  As a bonus plan, each of those 1000 bulldozers should be towing one of kchrisc's world-famous, Made-In-America guillotines.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:45 | 5028105 kchrisc
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Guillotines, don't forget the guillotines.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:54 | 5027813 SloMoe
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"improperly penetrated"

I always ask first. Of course, the duct tape muffles the response, but I do ask...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:08 | 5027915 pods
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mwanm wamnmns umm

'I'll take that as a yes."

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:25 | 5028329 Save_America1st
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- pods


yer slippin' a little

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:52 | 5027816 MsCreant
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This country is coming apart at the seams before our very eyes. This statement is not hyperbole.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:33 | 5029817 Monty Burns
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Obvious to me that you're correct but a lot of Americans I talk to seem to think it's going fine. Admittedly they've done very well on stocks!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:52 | 5027819 22winmag
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Scatter it to the wind.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:54 | 5027823 JustObserving
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Obama's first job out of college was working for a CIA front company.  So he has always played ball with the CIA unlike John Kennedy who threatened to shatter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it to the winds.  Instead his brains were shattered as Jackie valiantly tried to retrieve them from the trunk of the Presidential limousine:

Obama administration drops investigation into CIA spying on US Senate

By Patrick Martin 
12 July 2014

The US Department of Justice announced Thursday that it would not investigate charges that the CIA had spied on members of the staff of the Senate Intelligence Committee, whitewashing the brazenly illegal actions of the US intelligence apparatus. “The department carefully reviewed the matters referred to us and did not find sufficient evidence to warrant a criminal investigation,” read the Justice Department statement.

The department will also not investigate countercharges by the CIA that Senate staffers had gained unauthorized access to CIA documents, effectively equating the two and prompting the corporate-controlled media (which has largely buried the story) to portray the action as a neutral, “hands-off” position in a murky dispute between the Senate and the CIA.

The CIA surveillance of the activities of the Senate committee—which is charged by law with oversight of the CIA—was such a flagrant violation of the constitutional separation of powers that the panel’s chairman, Senator Dianne Feinstein of California, took the extraordinary step of denouncing the agency in an hour-long speech on the Senate floor on March 11.

A longtime hardline defender of the intelligence apparatus, Feinstein was visibly disturbed by what she had learned of the CIA’s actions, which she said “may well have violated the separation-of-powers principle embodied in the United States Constitution,” and also “the Fourth Amendment, the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, as well as Executive Order 12333, which prohibits the CIA from conducting domestic searches or surveillance.”

The conflict arose over the four-year campaign by the CIA to stall the Senate committee’s inquiry into torture of prisoners at secret CIA-run prisons (“black sites”) between 2002 and 2006 under the Bush administration. Dozens of prisoners captured in Afghanistan, Iraq and other countries were taken to these secret prisons in a half dozen countries—Thailand, Romania and Poland among them—and subjected to waterboarding and other forms of torture.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:33 | 5029813 WillyGroper
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Was Jacqui retrieving brain matter or running from the driver/shooter of JFK's vehicle as Bill Cooper (murdered) claimed?

Behold a Pale Horse.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:53 | 5027826 tickhound
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LoL it's always Feinstein selling us this SKYNET wish list in one hand, now shit in the other.

She wants more prisons and bike trails, just not in her backyard.

IRS targeting ok, CIA snooping not. - wapo, nyt
CIA snooping ok, IRS not. - fox

These are tough choices. Glad we have some.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:55 | 5027827 Atomizer
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Loophole 101, CIA was on foreign country soil to legally screen domestic intelligence.


Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:54 | 5027829 Seize Mars
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Ok this begs the question: who is really in control in America?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:58 | 5027843 One And Only
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Graduates of Skull and Bones who are part of the Illuminati calling shots from the Bohemiam Grove who are a faction of the evil zionist Rothschild clan.

I've been reading ZH comments too long.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:58 | 5027855 lakecity55
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Well, we can certainly count out the senate.

Puppets, all.

Who runs Bartertown? The Fugs have an idea:

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:58 | 5027856 CH1
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who is really in control in America?

No one!

The big crooks (MIC, Intel, Banks, politicians) are doing their best to rob and controll, but they fight amongst themselves too.

The productive people of N. America could control everything, but they don't believe that they have any right to control anything... not even their own lives.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:59 | 5027858 1stepcloser
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don't ask these hurts the sheeple's head

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:06 | 5027903 the not so migh...
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Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:07 | 5027906 Atomizer
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We do, they fear lost control under a coup d'état. Under the Constitution, our rights are preserved. Treason activities hang over their head. The fear hamster wheel is the last card they have to keep agenda moving forward. You have heard Obama using the Forward statement.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:55 | 5027838 1stepcloser
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Congressional IT secuirty department is the CIA... who knew...   I mean its says they monitor key strokes on the login banner.   

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:57 | 5027846 mastersnark
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We should probably repeal whatever obscure law everyone keeps using that says when a government employee commits a crime they can't be punished in any way as long as they apologize.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:27 | 5027994 Pee Wee
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Why that would be none other than the executive bum in charge, executive order 12333.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:57 | 5027848 JulienFR
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Banksters corporation

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 12:59 | 5027853 ShrNfr
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Spying on the Senate has as much taste as taking an upskirt photo of Nancy Pelosi. It also yields about the same level of information.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:30 | 5028008 Pee Wee
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What's up, clueless!

Run the data through Israel and everyone has legal immunity for unconstitutional practices.

High finance works the exact same way.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:35 | 5028051 Cthonic
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Damn.  Thanks for the 'security' link (if not the aneurism)...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:38 | 5029835 Monty Burns
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Beyond Thunderdome Crazy indeed. An Israeli dual citizen investigating whether Israel spied.  Couldn't make it up.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:01 | 5027871 youngman
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Its not that they hacked into the computers...I want to know what they found out????

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:00 | 5027872 q99x2
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Throw that deviate into prison. Try him for treason.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:02 | 5027879 notadouche
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But Feinstien, if you only knew what the CIA knew then you would understand and support their actions.  

Didn't you say something similar to that to the american people when justifying NSA operations once they became public?  

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:02 | 5027881 gdiamond22
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Fuck the report. This government is something no American is proud of.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:02 | 5027885 HamRove
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So that means the CIA was most likely, intimidating, and blackmailing everyone in the senate to vote however the CIA wanted them to....NSA as's one big fuck fest.

The CIA is getting a severe enema right now....Lets see how long they can hold on to that water before they give up and flood the offices.

Taking bets? 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:08 | 5027893 Milton Freewater
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Well he did say he was sorry!!  I'm sure won't do that again.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:07 | 5027894 SillySalesmanQu...
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Extortion, blackmail, arm twisting, and subtle threats of "you too can be disappeared" or "beware of nail guns" has probally been whispered in every ear of CONgress at some time or another...why is this so suprising?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:42 | 5029860 Monty Burns
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I'd say one of the biggest and most terrifying risks is having the Agency, unknown to you, download child porn or some such onto your computer.  Then they make sure it's 'discovered' but promise to keep quiet about it.  Unless.......

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:08 | 5027909 Itchy and Scratchy
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The U.S.A is sooo F'd!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:18 | 5027957 Loucleve
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and the CIA reports to the...............CFR.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:52 | 5027976 Urban Redneck
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The SIS.

(and I'm not referring to any the 14 intelligence abbreviations you can find named in Wikipedia, so why isn't the 15th listed?)

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:20 | 5027969 Loucleve
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and they cant find Lerner's missing emails?


Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:53 | 5028496 drdolittle
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Her fucking dog ate her emails. And all the copies that have ever existed on every recipients email inbox. And all the servers the emails crossed. What don't you understand about how logical and likely this is? Jeez!

Tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorists.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:19 | 5027961 williambanzai7
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Are we speaking of the people who are still being detained indefinitely without a trial?

I thought so...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:19 | 5027963 astoriajoe
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so who goes to jail?

don't mind me, I'll just wait here.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:33 | 5028033 Pee Wee
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Jail, or even criminal inquiry is reserved only for peasants that smoke weed and speed.   Justice at the Federal Government has been dripping with corruption since at least November, 1963 when it was officially entrenched.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:19 | 5027965 Emergency Ward
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Wow, the ultra-fascist spy-state advocate Diane Feinstein feigns anger over fascist spy-state activities.  Red meat for the voters back home.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:57 | 5028181 SheepDog-One
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Well, she's likely pissed that SHE got spied on, anyone else getting spied on is fine.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:20 | 5027970 williambanzai7
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I hope Brennan shoved a broomstick up Feinstein's twat.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:41 | 5028088 Atomizer
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She prefers anal for pleasure.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:52 | 5028490 Budd aka Sidewinder
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Jew hags don't do anal...that's saved for the schiksas (preferably 10 and under)

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:08 | 5029445 Emergency Ward
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"If she's not doing anything wrong, she has nothing to worry about."

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:23 | 5027974 SonoftheAR
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Residents of Texas, I hear on the news today that citizens of Texas will now, or will soon, have to provide ALL 10 fingerprints to the department of public safety if they wish to renew their drivers license.

Residents of other states...bend over..., cause your next...

Is it too late to kill this latest population control measure?

Seems like there is a new one every f*@king week.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:39 | 5028074 Cthonic
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People think Texas is some sort of haven from statism, until they move here.  They've been taking thumbprints for over a decade, and you have to do an automated eye test, so it is likely recording biometrics there as well.  They already have my prints (conceal carry, NFA weapons, etc.) but it still pisses me off.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:24 | 5027982 Pee Wee
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End the CIA.  Prosecute every last son of a bitch past and present still alive for crimes committed.

No excuses, no exceptions, f--k them up.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:33 | 5028046 VWAndy
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As if all they did was peek inside a look around a bit.

 They are doing things much worse than simply peeking. Think about it. The stuff they admit to is pretty bad. Its what they are still hiding thats bad.

 The clues are there.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:42 | 5028089 ThisIsBob
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Cornered rats eating each other.  Does the end draw nigh?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:46 | 5028109 VWAndy
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I give ya one more clue. Whatever the stated goal of any branch you can be sure thier actions are the opposite.


Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:46 | 5028114 SheepDog-One
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Yea, we got caught spying again. But don't worry, we'll set up an in-house investigation and find the lone underling responsible for it.'

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 13:47 | 5028121 Fuku Ben
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The 100% redacted report gave no indication of the findings or actions, if any, being taken as this entire event has now been classified as a matter of nation security.

Diane Feinswine could be heard grunting with satisfaction as her trough was now overflowing with swill courtesy of her global masters.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:03 | 5028567 optimator
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She leads a Schweinerei.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:09 | 5028244 Itchy and Scratchy
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Is anybody today not a 'spy?'

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:09 | 5028245 Never_Put_Down
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It appears Ron Paul is becoming "right-er and right-er" on more and more geopolitical and domestic issues as time goes on.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:16 | 5028652 crazybob369
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Was there ever much doubt?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:38 | 5028251 ptoemmes
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So, DiFei, publish the fucking Senate report already. NO REDACTIONS.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:46 | 5029877 Monty Burns
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Oh she will.  When hell freezes over.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:14 | 5028269 Notsobadwlad
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So, let's say the globalists get their dream and we have a one world technocrat led fascist government. What then does the CIA do for a day job?

A. They are no longer needed

B. They know too much about those who would crown themselves emperors

Do they become the UN police and walk a beat?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:37 | 5028383 samsara
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"It appears Ron Paul was right."

It appears Ron Paul was right AGAIN

There , Fixed it for ya

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:41 | 5028410 NickVegas
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One word, treason.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:49 | 5029890 Monty Burns
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"Treason doth never prosper; what's the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason."

Sir John Harrington, about 400 years ago.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:43 | 5028424 Stinko da Munk
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It was the discovery of the Feinstein sex tape that so offended the CIA that it preferred to admit spying than have to retain that material in its possession even one day lobger.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:51 | 5028444 ghostofgo
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Feinstein was not furious. That is all for show. She knows fools will think that because of her hawkish reputation when she says she is furious at the CIA she means it. So fools reason: they need to do nothing since even Feinstein is upset. So fools do nothing. Meanwhile Feinstein delays, obscures, changes the subject--from torture (at a minimum) to hacking!--makes sure nobody looses their job, and somehow gets credit for standing up against Langley. You are a fucking fool if you think Feinstein was doing anything other than making sure that the status quo is 100% maintained. Like all those pyschos in DC, when she raises her voice and acts really indignant, she is telling her biggest lies. She lost her temper?! Lolol. Funniest shit I've heard all day.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:51 | 5029898 Monty Burns
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Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:15 | 5028640 crazybob369
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Explain to me why we still need the CIA (or for that matter, any other agency with a three letter acronym).

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:30 | 5028763 wtf1369
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We don't, our handlers do.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:24 | 5028709 NewAmericaNow
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We Cannot Have Our Political Surveillance and Our Democracy, Too

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:24 | 5029402 syntaxterror
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Sample Transcript


Senator Reid: I wanna blow Barry first.
Senator Levin: No, I wanna blow Barry.
Senator Schumer: No, me first, it's my turn.
Senator Franken: Please, let me blow him. I worship him.
Senator Harkin: I've got rank on this.
Reid: I wrote most of ACA so I get to blow him.
Schumer: I'm after Harry
Franken: Please, let me be second.

Treasonous maggots + faggots 


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