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Dow Drops 300 Points: Turns Red For 2014

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Well that escalated quickly...

 

The Dow just dropped below the 16576.66 closing level for 2013... breaking both the 50DMA and 100DMA...

 

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Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:30 | 5028759 nink
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Take the money and run

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:36 | 5028825 svayambhu108
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Run forest, run, run to the forest, for the rest will come later 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:40 | 5028851 SumTing Wong
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Maybe my shorts will finally make me some cash...after losing so much along the way...eventually I'll be able to keep my head only slightly below the water. 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:43 | 5028869 Say What Again
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I'm studying for an econ-stats quiz.  Would the returns on the SP500 be considered a Stationary or Non-Stationary Processes? </sarc>

p.s.  I don't know about your shorts, but in my neighborhood, the ladies make more money with their shorts off.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:52 | 5028935 gh0atrider
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Buh lots of Bitcoin and you shall never want.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:03 | 5029013 Hero Protagonist
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Just setting up shorts for slaughter unfortunately...I've seen this movie.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:05 | 5029037 Pure Evil
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That's what happens when you come out with good economic numbers.

Should have come out with negative numbers the Dow would have climed 3000 points.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:09 | 5029066 mt paul
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tough day

in Econistan ...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:09 | 5029075 Mentaliusanything
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UNPOSSIBLE.... MORE QE Drug needed..Mainline it Yellen

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:35 | 5029263 Tall Tom
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Need MOAR QE from the HOAR.

 

Must have MOAR, HOAR, so the Dow will soar.

 

MOAR...Must have MOAR...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:41 | 5029296 CheapBastard
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"No one saw this coming."

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:20 | 5030579 balolalo
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WW3 can get going much faster than the other fast start, World War 1 ...and saddly much deeper than the deep cuts of World War 2.   

"those missles are getting kind of old, better use'em or loss'em" -some oligarchs whispering amongst themselves, untouchables and hidden 

where? True deciscions like this are made by gentlemen on the boat in places like St. Moritz, or sun bathing in the Hamptoms,  (where's golfing obama going these days?)

Secret meetings with orders to be doled out by the respective executives... looks like a deep culling from every angle is what has been offered to humanity by all parties.  

Arrogant Greedy Maniacs with tons of nukes, chems, plagues... and this time climate change/ecocide is in the mix

WW3 is gonna be a real clusterfuck, real fucking quick because some people don't want to take a haircut/border-cut. 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:31 | 5029235 Tall Tom
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Yeah. BTFD

 

Onward...forward...

 

Left (Right) Left (Right) Left Right Left

Left (Right) Left (Right) Left Right Left

Left (Right) Left (Right) Left Right Left

 

March right off of that fuckin' cliff.

 

It is a good...

 

Left (Right) Left (Right) Left Right Left

Left (Right) Left (Right) Left Right Left

Left (Right) Left (Right) Left Right Left

 

March onward into the abyss for your deserved destruction!!!

 

Yeah!!! Collapse baby collapse.

 

(Do not worry. It will bounce off the 200dMA. The Dead Cat is all but expected. There is still some life yet...for a short while.)

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:18 | 5029149 ChartreuseDog
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You're confusing "ergodic" with erotic.

 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:43 | 5028874 Divided States ...
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looks like the Plunge Protection Team is on red alert right now

while

Purge Protection Team is relaxing over in Liberia.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:36 | 5028965 Greenskeeper_Carl
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ya i was waiting for the 330 ramp, what the hell. my prediction is a further drop tonight then a nice ramp/short squeeze on friday. cant have it red going into the weekend. Also, a nice 1.6 bil gold dump early in the AM sometime.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:43 | 5028876 flacon
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Join the suicide wagon with me and go long Gold here!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:48 | 5028910 Say What Again
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Hey Tyler,  Can you set up a daily post where we can discuss the price of gold/silver coin/bar (bought & sold) transactions that are actually taking place?  I'm really curious to know the price people are getting on the bid / ask for PM at their favorite dealers.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:54 | 5028949 Greenskeeper_Carl
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havent bought any gold lately, but im paying 24 for buffalos and generic bars, 25 for eagles, maples, philharmonics. i think the 10 ounce bars are a bout 230. thats all ive ben buying lately, anyway, not sure about junk silver or anything else

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:59 | 5028996 Tall Tom
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Join this Forum and start a thread in the Gold Discussion Group...

 

Downside is that it has a Seven Day Waiting Period before you can post.

 

It is a motely crew over there and you cannot cuss and swear as it is moderated...but they are really good people...other than the trolls and shills.

 

https://www.kitcomm.com/

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:15 | 5029116 unrulian
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Join the suicide wagon with me and go long Gold here!

Right....that wagon lost lost its wheels and burst into flames a long time ago, i'll gladly lay in it's ashes with you

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:19 | 5029754 DeusHedge
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i know what you mean

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:44 | 5028888 Headbanger
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Well fuck me for jinxing an earlier ZH post today saying I expected a bounce

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-07-31/all-major-us-equity-indices-are...

Looks like the jinx rules work after all!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:53 | 5028939 Say What Again
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You might want to look around your office for hidden cameras and microphones.  I know my office is bugged because everytime I place any order (buy or sell), someone "sees" me do it and then they beat me to the top of the book.  This is really getting me mad.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:37 | 5029278 Headbanger
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No I think it's cause my tin foil hat has a few holes in it from banging my head on the keyboard so much'

Cause it feels so good when I stop!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 22:00 | 5030863 espirit
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Told ya'll to exit yesterday and the reasoning why.

i.e. Banco Espirito, Argentinian default, Putin not importing US inflation, etc, etc.

Not to mention all the fucked up lies being told that noone can even keep track of.

I wouldn't even buy this dip with other peoples money.  Get.out.now.  

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:45 | 5028898 toady
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After all the bad news this morning I was sure it would jump 300 or so. When is bad news good and good news bad? Sure glad I don't trades this shit.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:51 | 5028926 Peak Finance
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I am watching this bitch all day yawning and going, 

 

"ok where's the ramp"  "Any minute now!"

 

Truth is this 300 point loss will be a 7 point gain by Tuesday and almost full reverals by next Friday.

 

This bitch is NEVER going down, hyperinflation is the only exit. 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:55 | 5028958 Rainman
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Well done, brave soldier ! Carry on !

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:11 | 5029463 disabledvet
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Where are the peak oil freaks again?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:31 | 5029545 zorba THE GREEK
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I'm going to invest in body bags. Something tells me there is about

to be a world-wide shortage.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 22:01 | 5030873 espirit
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I with you on that one.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:11 | 5029455 negative rates
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How far can you run into the forest?

Answer:

Only 1/2 way, the other 1/2 you are running out.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:44 | 5028883 zorba THE GREEK
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The PPT  at the Feds trading desk will take the edge off that drop in the last 20 minutes of trade.

It is amazing what can be done when you have a money printer.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:16 | 5029134 Goldbugger
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Not this time,it's the real thing, the warning was sent out last week. I got the memo and sold,

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:44 | 5028894 Berspankme
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Should I buy the dipper?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:06 | 5029040 mt paul
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take the money give it to the old lady

let her strut away with it, in heels and a short little skirt

 

i'll just step back and enjoy the view...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:31 | 5028764 Thought Processor
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Long live Ron Burgandy- that quote never gets old.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:33 | 5028797 Bosch
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The one and only redeeming thing from that movie. 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:38 | 5028822 Quus Ant
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The street fight was epic, but would have been better with western bankers(western mafia) vs. russian mafia (eastern bankers).

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:37 | 5028827 JRobby
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You did not benefit from the nap?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:04 | 5029024 Thought Processor
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Let us not forget the 'Afternoon Delight' musical interlude.

 

Or the Yazz Flute.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:32 | 5028775 orangedrinkandchips
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Relax......This market is STILL MANIPULATED......nothing has changed!! it's all good still.

 

Kevin Henry might do some O.T.

 

 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:37 | 5028828 huggy_in_london
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Nah the tipping point has been reached... they tapered, we got to barely any QE ... and now there will be a stampeed for the door in stocks and HY... watch the rush into bonds after the next 4 or 5% decline in spoos.  One last massive bond blow off to come.  

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:50 | 5028922 Dr. Richard Head
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Barely any QE unless you count discount window operations, ZIRP, Reverse-Repo, and Belgium.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:41 | 5029298 css1971
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How big is QE these days? I haven't been paying attention for a few months. ...

 

When $55 billion a month isn't enough.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:32 | 5028778 PlusTic
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REAL FUKKIN SHAME...talk to me when we trade 1500 in SPX

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:32 | 5028780 pods
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Maybe the DOW has Ebola?

pods

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:34 | 5028790 Bosch
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You know that your user name is posted above your comment already, right? 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:36 | 5028814 Beam Me Up Scotty
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It's his signature.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:41 | 5028841 Dr. Engali
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You know that your asshole is located right above your neckline, right? 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:50 | 5028927 Bosch
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Unless my asshole is actually on my neck it wouldn't be right above my neckline, unless per usual your mom was sitting on my face. 

Bosch

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:57 | 5028973 Dr. Engali
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Come on, you can do better than that. That's like a fifth grade come back. Here try this one:

 

Your mama is so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:58 | 5028986 pods
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Doc, we got a whole new thread for cutdowns.
For 'Mercans, fuck yeah!

pods 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:00 | 5028990 Quus Ant
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ahhh shit.  momma jokes.  The end must be nigh.

 

Quus Ant

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:04 | 5029017 Bosch
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Mainly because of the Jews, there saved a few dozens ZH commenators the trouble of posting. 

Bosch

 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:01 | 5029010 Bosch
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Well I was going to go with wife instead of mom, but that would indicate probable sex with a real live woman at least once. 

Bosch

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:03 | 5029019 pods
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Careful, that habit will sneak up on ya!

pods

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:17 | 5029142 unrulian
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your mom's so fat i sold her three times and still own the bitch

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:35 | 5029265 Jugdish787
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i still havent stopped laughing at this yet...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:27 | 5029783 Pareto
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that there is some funny shit Doc!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:32 | 5028783 Hindenburg...Oh Man
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 I thought that one of the various stick saves throughout the day would turn this around....although it looks like the 330 save is pulling out all the guns to recover some losses....it may be fighting a lot more volume than it's used to....

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:34 | 5028792 asteroids
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We havent' had a down 2% day in a long long time. Maybe today is the day. If not, well there's always tomorrow and Monday might be a good day for it too.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:36 | 5028794 Kaiser Sousa
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ponzi, ponzi, ponzi...
no need for Gold and Silver now is there???
i'd love to see those assholes faces over at CNBULLSHIT but my 95 year old mom's got the TV on lock watching fucking Divorce Court...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:56 | 5028963 steelrules
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Sousa, you put a stupid song in my head.  

 Ponzi, Ponzi, Ponzi, pocket full of reserve notes, Market crashes, We all fall down.

 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:34 | 5028799 thismarketisrigged
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kevin henry must have died, because there is no way this can happen any other way.

 

i am sure tomorrow, being friday and jobs day, they will fucking pump this thing up and erase most of the losses at least with there bullshit jobs number

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:36 | 5028818 icanhasbailout
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They'll add 500 points tomorrow if they have to

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:43 | 5028868 crazybob369
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Normally I'd agree with you, but something tells me this time it will be different. Oh crap, it's already moving up! Never mind.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:50 | 5028920 icanhasbailout
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you may be onto something there... it went back down in spite of the full force of being posted about on ZH

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:26 | 5029779 DeusHedge
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i wonder how many points barry gets when he makes transfer payments so the fed can relax and focus on the hookers.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:35 | 5028804 jubber
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& Gold and Silver slaughtered...and OIL 9786 !

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:40 | 5028852 crazybob369
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Obviously all world and mid East strife solved overnight. Must have missed that headline.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:15 | 5029100 HamFistedIdiot
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So silver goes from $20.70 down to $20.30, or 2% in the red just like the DOW? Since when are PMs and equities correlated? This is all bullshit and manipulation. At some point something is going to break and we will see a clear divergence. But for now I guess someone needs more Cayman Islands real estate or blow for the aliens that the Royals report to.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:08 | 5029965 juggalo1
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But But But...   Silver will protect me.  How's that working out for you?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:34 | 5028805 Quus Ant
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BES = Lehman?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:35 | 5028806 BeetleBailey
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Sell!

BUY!

Sell dammit!

No...BUY BUY BUY!

SELL YOU WORTHLESS HFT!!!!

(a convo between Lloyd Buttfuck and his machines)

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:35 | 5028808 Quinvarius
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10,000 points to go.  This market will give everything back it picked up in the QE sugar rush.  Just like Japan did after every QE program, every time.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:39 | 5028842 JRobby
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"the QE sugar rush" Nice! plus 1000

Now: pancreatitis

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:48 | 5028911 dontgoforit
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Yeah, and that stuff is painful - or so I'm told anyway.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:35 | 5028810 Timmay
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I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip you dip we dip.....

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:35 | 5028815 laomei
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Quick, hammer down gold some more, maybe it'll shake loose some money to dump into the casino

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:36 | 5028819 dobermangang
Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:38 | 5028837 I Am Not a Copp...
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Off the lows!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:40 | 5028855 icanhasbailout
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this post bottom-ticked it practically to the second

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:04 | 5029022 I Am Not a Copp...
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Not off the lows!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:39 | 5028840 TeethVillage88s
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Gold is down $11.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:47 | 5028913 TheRideNeverEnds
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market going up?  sell gold

market going down? sell gold

market going sideways? sell gold

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:40 | 5028853 Jack Sheet
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Those moving averages don't mean dick
no offense

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:40 | 5028856 BolanosGhost
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Coordinated short squeeze setting up, or

Christmas in July! This bitch is finally overdosing!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:41 | 5028857 Dr. Engali
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Nice controlled sell off to lure in some more shorts. Wake me when some real chaos hits.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:44 | 5028889 Jackagain
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Yeah...they'll no doubt crush the late shorts tomorrow...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:40 | 5028858 franzpick
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I hope this is MR. MARKET finally clearing his throat to speak.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:41 | 5028859 Caracalla
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Is there POMO tomorrow?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:42 | 5028862 fonzannoon
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Kev! Kev!!!! better late than never Kev!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:42 | 5028864 Kaiser Sousa
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here it comes roaring back in the last 20 minutes...
from 300 to 267...
yeah, right...someone was waiting just to BTFD...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:45 | 5028892 JRobby
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Would you expect anything less?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:45 | 5028897 Kaiser Sousa
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not really.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:58 | 5028985 BeetleBailey
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2 minutes to close as I type this....Dow down 300....

Ha!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:42 | 5028872 mt paul
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time to walk down 

to the marijuana store

 

buy some "moose turd skunk" 

and start the weekend early...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:45 | 5028890 icanhasbailout
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Thursday is the new Monday

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:48 | 5028914 orangedrinkandchips
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"and we're gonna smoke an ounce to that.....G's up, Ho's down!" Snoop

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:57 | 5028974 BeetleBailey
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BINGO!

Gary Oldman...saying it the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmVTr9hq8Q

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:44 | 5028879 Hubbs
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Aww, it's nothing but a flesh wound! Come back and fight you yellow bellied coward!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:44 | 5028881 JRobby
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Thursday 7/31. A bit sooner than expected. Wonder what tomorrow will be like?

Friday August 1, 2014..........................................

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:55 | 5028960 edifice
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It will rebound 450 points.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:29 | 5029227 agstacks
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ISDA declares no default and the markets go gangbusters. 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:44 | 5028887 Dr. Engali
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Off topic:

 

The new Snorgtees girl has some big fucking hips.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:54 | 5028955 BeetleBailey
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Yeah.....jesus....they can't even get hot babes anymore.....fuck...this IS the end.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:49 | 5028902 Keltner Channel Surf
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Whew !  Covered my Russell short just in time before 3:30, very high-volume 2-min candles followed, probably others covering to end the day, so we may not necessarily have seen the lows.  Speaking of volume, despite the mantra of TV pundits today, I’m seeing very respectable volume in many of the typical ETF trading vehicles.  Still, I hate to agree with them about the “no panic” tone today, as it seemed a methodical move to the bottom of the daily Keltner on RUT & SPY, past it a bit on DIA, and nowhere near on QQQ.  One would think the Q’s breaking a bit more into the start of Aug would confirm a “correction” (e.g., redress a previous error) vs. a single month-end flush, but you know how much the hedgies LOVE their Q’s.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:46 | 5028905 oklaboy
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and now a short intermission....

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:49 | 5028918 Smiley
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Buy a bunch of booze, get drunk, and laugh at all the assholes making excuses and predictions.  A shit-storm is a shit-storm, no matter what your forecasts tell you.

Penalty shot for any mention of the word "Bubble"

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:51 | 5028932 Mi Naem
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Yeah, but I found this hot new stock trading as"ZVV". 

Apparently, the company is called "NYSE ARCA test stock", so it must have somethin' to do with leading edge NASCAR, or somethin'. 

Anyway, it's up over a 170% this afternoon.  It's a sure thing! 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:59 | 5028934 ekm1
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Unless I see 1000 dow pts drop per day, 3 days in a row, nothing real has happened

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:09 | 5029083 hoist the bs flag
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what about 300 per day for 3 weeks...is that priced in?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:43 | 5029307 CheapBastard
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Not to worry. CNBC says there's lots of money ... "sitting on the sidelines...."

 

Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw .........

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:52 | 5029370 GrinandBearit
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We'll never see -1000 in one day.  There are stoppers set in place to prevent that.  Even in 2008, we didn't see anything like that.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:24 | 5029774 Pareto
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um yeah we came pretty close.  And there were actually more than one occassion.  Therre were lots of -770, -870 swings intraday too.  The capitulation in March of 2009 had some treacherous days as well.  Just saying.  I remember yawning on the -450 pt. days after the slew of -700, -800 days.  Maybe its my imagination.  But as I recall there was for sure at least 1 day where the Dow was down by more than 1,000 intraday.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:53 | 5028936 OMG
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It's that time again

 

^^^^He's gonna jump^^^^

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:52 | 5028938 buzzsaw99
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But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:53 | 5028940 Bastiat
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The plunge protection team torque converter is starting to spit out gear teeth.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:07 | 5029053 Jackagain
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They were busy golfing with Obummer...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:56 | 5028961 q99x2
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Can't buy a Dip without a Dip. BTFD.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:59 | 5028983 B.J. Worthy
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VIX finally came up for air.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:01 | 5029004 Bastiat
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. . . and a close on the low for the DOW>

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:01 | 5029011 trader1
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in other news:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28594693

A series of explosions in the southern Taiwanese city of Kaohsiung has killed at least five people and injured scores of others.

Reports say the blasts were caused by ruptured gas pipelines.

Images and footage from the scene show major fires and significant damage to roads and buildings.

"At least 212 people who were injured have been rushed to hospitals for treatment," the National Fire Agency said.

Chinese news agency Xinhua reported that before the explosion, smoke with a "gas-like smell" came out of drains into the streets.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:02 | 5029015 enforcer92677
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Slam that bitch down on the close.  BOO-YAH!  ;-)

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:05 | 5029030 SheepDog-One
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Not 1 peep about it from any financial media whore, they're acting like it never happened.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:06 | 5029042 JuliaS
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The trigger is, no doubt, Argentina. Even though the default was long in the making, derivatives are yet to unravel. Not much money in global terms, but dominos are still dominos. Something else somewhere else will blow up a week later.

I'm sure the banker are papering it over. A 2% drop would've been a 10% drop otherwise. Tomorrow will probably be a short-squeeze spike. Monday a big slide. Then it's POMO Tuesday, and Wednesday through Friday another sustained slide, until something in Ukraine or Gazaa provides a new distraction.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:28 | 5029214 css1971
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Really? Someone was ... like ... caught by surprise?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:08 | 5029060 hoist the bs flag
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You didn't build that gain

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:08 | 5029062 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Looks like Kirchner is going to be the center of attention at a bukake and blow wall street party now if this is related to that default.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:10 | 5029086 ghostzapper
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Been running around today and missed some stuff here so looks like Gartman went long ES right at the open, that about right?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:15 | 5029123 TabakLover
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Hmmmm, I can hear Putin now.  "Hmmmmm, the US market, how can we help it down 300 again tomorrow commrades?   We have 15 and one-half hours"

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:15 | 5029129 Make_Mine_A_Double
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But Q2 came in at a testicle scorching 4.0% FFS!

Wait I know the economy is soooo hot you gotta wear shades and the Fraud...er Fed will have to jack interest rates to put lock up the liquor cabinet lest the eCONomy overheat from wretched excess.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:26 | 5029207 thamnosma
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+1 for "testicle scorching"

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:19 | 5029150 thamnosma
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I'm getting the feeling it's time to get out.  Wait for a bounce or two and that's it.  Even if there's some wild upside BS up to 18,000 DOW the risks totally outweigh the rewards.  Plus the Fed has been signaling an end to pumping up the market as they have their own balance sheet problems.  Could be everyone's entering the CYA zone. 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:40 | 5030108 TweedleDeeDooDah
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Which means you were dumb enough to stay in this long.
At least you've realized that the "froth" you've been skimming is just you're own aerated spunk from the once-in-a-while "pity" reach-arounds from getting pounded in the butt several times daily on every other fiscal and imonetary front.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:44 | 5031420 thamnosma
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LOL, wasn't dumb at all.  Did very well riding the train.  It's on shaky ground now.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:23 | 5029193 starman
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Woohoo! Lets celebrate! 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:26 | 5029208 css1971
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Wait,,,, What?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:41 | 5029294 Smegley Wanxalot
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Which just goes to prove .... stupidity may be endless , but dumb money ain't.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:18 | 5029492 prmths2
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Elsewhere on this forum I previously endorsed Interactive Brokers on the basis of the flexibility provided by their capability to route options orders to the exchange offering the greatest rebate. I now withdraw that endorsement. Today, without any prior notice, Interactive Brokers canceled 10 pending orders to sell out of the money puts. Some of the orders had been pending for several weeks and would have required a significant drop/volatility increase to execute, so I do not know if any of the orders would have executed today (DOW -317, VIX +3.62). After talking to several customer service representatives, I had two conflicting explanations for the order cancellation, but they both centered on a change in policy for which no advance notice was given. Their TWS software no longer provides the option to route to the exchange offering the highest rebate and I am still waiting for an explanation for the change and why no prior notice of the change was provided.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:35 | 5030734 rgetty
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Hmm looks like a head and a left shoulder? what do you think? right shoulder then Boom!

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