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Muppet Slaughter: Goldman Removes Adidas From Its "Conviction Buy" List Minutes After Its Biggest Drop In History
As reported earlier, following some horrifying guidance German sportswear titan Adidas tumbled by the most ever, blaming not the weather, or the World Cup, but Russia (leading some to wonder just who will be shouldering all those "costs" Obama refers to during every teleprompted appearance).
What we didn't mention is that today's record massacre of Adidas longs happened minutes before Goldman decided, after the fact to remove the company from its "Conviction Buy" list (but still kept the stock that has lost 18% in the past year at a Buy).
To wit: "We remove adidas from the Conviction List following the company reducing FY14 net income guidance (to €650mn from €830mn), resulting in 33%/40%/46% cuts to our FY14-16 earnings estimates. Our new 12-month price target is €77.5. Since being added to the Conviction List on October 18, 2013, the shares are -16.1% vs. FTSE World Europe index +6.7%. We also remove the stock from the Directors of Research Focus List."
What can one possibly add here to the following well-known image which says it all.

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It's not worth it when you factor in the cost of AIDS treatment.
How many muppets are left to slaughter anyway?
Die muppet scum!
DIE! DIE! DIE!
You're supposed to train them and lead them. Not much good banging your head against your kbd...
If you own stocks, if you're playing their game, if you're helping to prop up the ponzi, you deserve to lose your money.
They're muppets. They'll do whatever you can convince them. It would be a waste to use them to prop up ponzis. You can do that with a PC.
Yeah I know but I actually LIKE banging my head on my kbd..
Cause it feels so good when I stop!
Lots of idiots left. Only Q is when do they demand their bailout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsg5Ho5EYBY
Quick, close that barn door! (Now, where'd I put dem horseys?)
well good that idiot forensics guy's post has been removed.
but can someone please forward the most recent goldman conviction list to his sister's friend?
she seems to now have a lot of risk capital to lose...
Hahahaha...this fukkin gaggle of faggots never ceases to amaze
Goldman liking a stock = kiss of death
How long is the Goldman Sachs Convict List?
nearly as long as the list of former GS employees in the most transparent administration ever?
Reminds me of playing whip as a child. Beware of sudden direction changes and hold on tight for your f'ing life.
It's a muppet. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road. Tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim. Underwear inside out. Bound with electrical tape.
Wow. That's quite the imagery jump. Christmas tree to rape victim? Hmmm....
It's a Fight Club reference, which is apropo given it's ZH's theme.
Blame Chuck Palahniuk.
Let's wait and see how "Kreamer" explain's this one.
/sarc
GOLDMAN MOTTO: "MUPPETS WELCOME ! " ....
Over the door it says "Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here", but its in Latin so the muppets can't read it.
That Kermit photo never gets old. Proof that one picture is worth 10,000 words of Goldman bullshit.
I wonder what the "Must Have" stocks were one week prior to war
In 1914?
Wonder what Master Chessplayer Putin's thinking, right about now?
The sorry-ass master Muppet we have is in the White House.
Dr. Johnson's Palliative Tonics.
A curative for all manner of malaise and ill-feeling, difficulty sleeping, or difficulty not sleeping.
Yes, the slaughter is about to commence. Why did a Pentecostal church rebuild the temple of Solomon in Brazil? It opens today. Muppets, sheeple, lambs?
"We also remove the stock from the Directors of Research Focus List."
Thats some pretty unfocused directors ye got there. You might want to look into that...
Don't worry. The main muppet is the FED anyway.
With due respect to Tyler{s} - it's amazing that anyone takes Goldman seriouly and I'm always a little surprised to see ZH publish articles on what Goldman is forecasting (although, I get that it might most often be to hold up for examination the speciousness of their calls).
Everyone knows they're dishonest - not sure any more than most in the FS industry. But they also have enough cash and leverage to get rich off volatility and play both sides of a trade while swapping a lot of risk. They aren't successful because they're adding value, or particularly insightful into the markets - they simply know how to play a rigged game to make money by cheating clients, cheating taxpayers, and being vague and equivocal enough in their reports to hav e alot of protection from being called out for being completely wrong.
G-S forecasts are reported because many contrarians use those forecasts to make decisions.
(I'm being semi-sarcastic and semi-serious here)
Dead Kermit in the dirt pic always makes me laugh hard! Thank you Tylers for a great start to the day!
Money in the bank? Investing with GS? Or any other Wall Street ponzi plotters?
You get what you deserve....
Muppets, as someone said, have someone up their ass controlling their every move.
Hay! Where's my 401k?!!
The Director of Research's focus list---LOL. Imagine people so lame they actually read crap like that.
Goldman only has retards working for it nowadays. The exceedingly good and evil banksters have all jumped ship like rats in a sinking ship.
Where is the pic of miss Piggy @$$ raping Kermit while he is tied up with electrical tape?
I have one, but it is too small for an avatar.
Pikers. Duct tape works much better.
Then..when you rip it off the kunts
Mouth.. It takes the makeup a
nd lipstick with it. makes a nice trophy
Muppets!!
Dead Muppets!
Hhahahaa, yours, Goldman Sucks.
Yeah but the muppets were just ASKING FOR IT: http://michaelgarcia1980.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/kermit-gapes.jpg
Muppet blood comes cheap these days.