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US-Israeli Relations In 1 Cartoon

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Hypocrisy... or diplomacy?

 

h/t @sabbah

  • *U.S. STATE DEPT, UN CHIEF BAN ANNOUNCE GAZA TRUCE IN E-MAIL
  • *STATE DEPT. SAYS `ALL PARTIES' AGREED TO HUMANITARIAN TRUCE
  • *U.S. SAYS 72-HOUR CEASE-FIRE AGREED IN GAZA, TO START TOMORROW
  • *U.S. SAYS CEASE-FIRE TO START AT 8 A.M. LOCAL TIME FRIDAY
 

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Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:48 | 5029606 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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An unhealthy mix of both.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:53 | 5029619 hedgeless_horseman
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Funny cartoon, except that Barry isn't on a first name basis with his owners, and he is required to always say please, thank you, yes sir, and no sir.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:55 | 5029639 Dr. Engali
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Wtf? Cease fire to start at 8:00am, but go ahead and bomb the snots out of them until then.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:00 | 5029659 suteibu
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Tough weekend what with 8 AM Monday just around the corner.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:41 | 5029849 chumbawamba
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A "humanitarian truce" would imply this is a war between two equal parties rather than an occupier attacking the refugee camps it is required to protect under international law.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:45 | 5029875 smlbizman
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8 a.m is when we un-tee off...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:50 | 5029895 Keyser
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Gotta keep feeding the beast, lest he eats you... 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:16 | 5029994 knukles
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Regroup, rearm, reconnoiter, redie

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:11 | 5030610 Poundsand
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The hypocrisy isn't that we arm them, that's business.  The hypocrisy is that Obama has killed at least 2,400 by drone, including women and dare I say it? Children...

Please...  Where is Code Pink?  Where are the hecklers?  Where are the bumper stickers and why don't we see an innocent child counter every night on the evening news?  Why is it that we only see the outrage when it is in Gaza?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:18 | 5030006 Canucklehead
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You don't say... I've never heard it put just that way...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:29 | 5030701 rick4654
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Jordan is Palestine

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 22:50 | 5031039 Mr. Magoo
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I think they are really pissed off about the new Krusty Krab and copyright infringement the Palestinians are building in Ramallah,

http://popwatch.ew.com/2014/07/21/are-ya-ready-kids-krusty-krab-lookalik...

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 07:43 | 5031846 lordbyroniv
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America is an occupier too as this land belonged to the Native Americans.

 

So quit the sanctimonious nonsense.

 

History moves forward not backwards.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:03 | 5029673 toady
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Gotta....kill.....as...many....as....possible...before....8....

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:10 | 5029973 john39
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your taxdollars at work:

http://www.dailysabah.com/mideast/2014/07/31/idf-sniper-admits-to-murder...

in the "holyland" no less...  people of the book and all...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:12 | 5029693 FeralSerf
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It's tradition.

http://www.allmusicals.com/lyrics/fiddlerontheroof/tradition.htm

Remember 11:00 AM 11/11/1918

10:59 was their last chance to kill a German. Or if you were on the other side, a Frenchman, an Englishman or an American.

"In particular, the Americans took heavy casualties on the last day of the war. This was because their commander, General John Pershing, believed that the Germans had to be severely defeated at a military level to effectively ‘teach them a lesson’. Pershing saw the terms of the Armistice as being soft on the Germans. Therefore, he supported those commanders who wanted to be pro-active in attacking German positions – even though he knew that an Armistice had been signed. In particular, the Americans suffered heavy casualties attempting to cross the River Meuse on the night of the 10th/11th with the US Marines taking over 1,100 casualties alone. However, if they had waited until 11.00, they could have crossed the river unhindered and with no casualties. The 89th US Division was ordered to attack and take the town of Stenay on the morning of November 11th. Stenay was the last town captured on the Western Front but at a cost of 300 casualties."

http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/november_11_1918.htm

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:08 | 5029968 john39
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those satanists sure do love the number 11....

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 03:48 | 5031568 stacking12321
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gtfo with your "satanists" rubbish.

there's no such thing as satan, and the attackers were christians for the most part, get a grip and come to terms.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 04:57 | 5031630 New World Chaos
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There are not enough evil people in the world to pave the way for the luciferian world government, so good people must be duped into doing evil work.  There are many techniques:  War fever, legalism, false flags, divide and conquer, "fairness", "please think of the children", and of course religion.  There are useful idiots from all parts of the political spectrum.  Many even call themselves Christians, even though Jesus would have dodged the draft.  If he showed up in Texas in 1917 he might have spread his message for three days before being lynched by... Christians.

I do believe satan is real but even if you don't believe, the puppetmasters do.  They are trying to fulfill the prophecies from the devil's side.  This makes them very dangerous.  Their puppet governments have nukes.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 05:40 | 5031663 BringOnTheAsteroid
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When you say "I do believe satan is real" do you mean real real or in your mind real?

If you mean real real, where is this entity?

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 07:15 | 5031780 New World Chaos
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I think evil has long since reached a critical mass of interconnectedness and become sentient.  Whenever one evil deed inspires another, that is one of satan's synapses firing.  His neurotransmitters are dollars, bullets, child abuse, legal briefs, propaganda, etc.  He is the emergent overmind that secretly rules this world.  Most minions aren't even aware of being a neuron in a larger mind.  Sure, there's no red dude underground... but this is a completely non-supernatural devil that someone from the Santa Fe Institute could believe in.  Here's an MRI of his cortex:  http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21228354.500-revealed--the-capital...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:13 | 5029722 I am a Man I am...
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ceasefires are for Israel so they don't have dead bodies lying all over the place and on top of each other, bad publicity, makes them look bad.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:15 | 5029735 HerrDoktor
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double talk on your part

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:19 | 5029753 bag holder
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I don't know - Israel clashing with Democrats and killing civilians for the cameras, echoes of Monica Lewinsky - I think the PTBs mean for their Republican puppets to win the next "election".

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:13 | 5029723 I am a Man I am...
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double post

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 08:47 | 5032023 Treeplanter
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No more ceasfires until every tunnel and rocket cache is destroyed.  Sow the wind reap the whirlwind.  Destroy Hamas and Islamic Jihad.  Israel is fighting the Jihad that is coming our way, we send the Jihad weapons and money.  Insanity. 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:42 | 5029856 Help Is Not Coming
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Funny cartoon, except that Barry is left handed. Other than that it's spot on.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:19 | 5030014 Schaublin
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Correct but the term he is required to use is "yes massa".

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 06:04 | 5031692 Ned Zeppelin
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The truth for those who think that the President is the one who makes the decisions about anything of significance. He does not.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:07 | 5029690 MeMongo
Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:38 | 5029838 Silveramada
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  USA= iSRAEL'S BITCH   EST.1948

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:22 | 5031380 Kirk2NCC1701
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Thanks to that fucker, known as Harry S. Truman.  Aka "Shabbos Goy" to his Jewish sponsors.

Actually, the real problem was that it was born as Zionist state, rather than a Republic or a Democratic State.  It all comes down to Revisionist Zionism.

Read up on...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revisionist_Zionism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Israel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zionist_Organization_of_America

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayanim

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netanyahu

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 09:57 | 5032300 zeronero
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BAN THIS RACIST FOOL

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:52 | 5029625 Duffy
Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:53 | 5029631 Dr. Engali
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Yeah, this won't blow up in Kerry's horesface or anything.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:56 | 5029641 Yen Cross
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     Mfg. by Dildos & Duds

     1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 17:56 | 5029642 Duffy
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‘Is the Zionist dream based on the repeated slaughter of civilians?’

lol... nooo, it's premised on the idea of sharing land with the people who had lived there for centuries, and respecting all people as equal before State and God....

 

 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:12 | 5029978 Seize Mars
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Duffy

Yes, that's about right.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:52 | 5030159 optimator
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Duffy, Dr. Ron Paul wouldn't make at least one trip to the Wailng Wall, how in the heck did he ever think he could run for President of the U.S.?  On the other hand, Huckabee has made almost 40 trips for that quest and it hasn't done him any good.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:05 | 5029687 logicalman
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NoddingYahoo makes serial-killing, criminal psychopaths look good.

 

 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:08 | 5029698 ebworthen
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"p.s. - Raytheon and Lockheed Martin send their regards."

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:08 | 5029699 Captain Jack Sparrow
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I've recently bought the following stocks:

Boeing, General Dynamics, Huntington Ingalls, Northrop Grunman, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon.

You get 1 guess what I'm betting on...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:12 | 5029720 prymythirdeye
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I'm not guessing shit.  Shame on you for supporting these companies.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:16 | 5029731 Da Yooper
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Oyyyyyy

 

Varr

 

ist goooood fer bidness

 

veee hab been buying dem tooo

 

bankers dont manipulate them

 

I wonder whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy LMAO


Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:36 | 5029826 Tall Tom
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Peace is better for business.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 08:22 | 5031948 tarsubil
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Unfortunately, those in the killing business don't see it that way. Guess who runs the show?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:24 | 5029772 ebworthen
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Sometimes, a Pirate's sense of humor is not appreciated.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:33 | 5029811 Captain Jack Sparrow
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sorry everyone didn't mean to offend anyone.  I don't personally support war it's just a hedge against my other investments.  Business is business and we all invest to make money

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:39 | 5029839 Tall Tom
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PRINCIPLES BEFORE PROFITS. Do not make Blood Money.

 

Judas Iscariot did that. Who did he kill?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 20:26 | 5030361 Clueless1
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According to one of the fanfics, he killed himself.  According to another fanfic, he was crucified in the place of his teacher. 

 

I'll upvote you for you comdemnation of blood money though.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:52 | 5029906 Help Is Not Coming
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"sorry everyone didn't mean to offend anyone. I don't personally support war it's just a hedge against my other investments. Business is business and we all invest to make money"

It is not me you are offending. Ultimately it will be yourself that you will offend if you take more than a few moments to think about that in which "you have purchased a share". For you have purchased a share in everything associated with each of those companies and that does unfortunately include profit from the sale of weapons that create misery for others.

It is your own life and your own karma. If you can sleep well at night knowing that you own a share of what is going on over there then "good on you". But you're not offending me.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:13 | 5029980 prymythirdeye
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Sorry everyone, selling your soul for a few bucks is just business....you understand, right?  You're out of your fucking skull.  Business is not always business.  Got a nice expensive car?  How bout a shoddily built McMansion?  A wife dripping in worthless diamonds that's never satisfied?  Tell me please, what keeps ya going?  What exactly do you chase these worthless fiat dollars for?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:35 | 5030736 armageddon addahere
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Accumulating debts we can never pay, by spending money we don't have, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like.

It's the American Way!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:44 | 5030125 Seize Mars
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Captain Fucko Moron

Business is business and we all invest to make money

Yeah, keep driving the car right over the cliff as you're reading the map, authored by The Orifice of Omah-Gawd.

Read a book, shitiot (that's a shit-idiot). Start here: http://mises.org

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 23:22 | 5031120 Captain Jack Sparrow
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lol you do know cyber bullying is a crime? just joking.

Ok I'll read your book.

PS go to bed yankies isn't it late over there?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 20:07 | 5030208 gallistic
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"Captain" (who has most likely never had to pick up dismembered bodies),

Yes, you do support war. You are a big part of the larger problem and a perfect microcosmic example of plausibly denied evil.

You are perfectly willing to profit from monstrous brutality and tragic misery (imposed on others, of course).

I will leave it at that; after all, it is "just a hedge" and that makes it right.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 20:08 | 5030246 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Dan Ariely - The Truth about Dishonesty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBmJay_qdNc

Take a peek.  I think you'll like it.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 23:11 | 5031009 gallistic
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Spectacular!

Who are these people? They are very talented, funny, and insightful.

They absolutely nailed it and expressed what I was trying to get at much better than I ever could. 

I am checking out some of their other stuff right now...

Spot on man; thanx for the link.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:31 | 5029805 Tall Tom
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You going broke because of a Stawk Market Crash?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:55 | 5029914 Keyser
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You been taking it in the ass since BA announced earnings? 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:38 | 5030762 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

I've recently bought the following stocks:

Boeing, General Dynamics, Huntington Ingalls, Northrop Grunman, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon.

You get 1 guess what I'm betting on...

Welfare Megaqueens.

BTW, don't forget General Electric. Their legal department writes the US federal tax code. That's like the guy in the magic lamp appearing and granting one wish, making a wish for unlimited wishes, and the magic lamp guy saying, "hey, I'm cool with that."

The guy in the lamp is a freakin' GEnie.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 05:55 | 5031680 Frankie Carbone
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Put Jack Sparrow in the same camp as Jamie Dimon, Ben Bernacke, and Lloyd Blankfein. 

 

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 06:05 | 5031693 BringOnTheAsteroid
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You are a bit of a cunt for buying shares in companies that peddle in death and destruction.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:11 | 5029714 I am a Man I am...
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excellent!  says it all, best cartoon yet!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:12 | 5029718 1929agin
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History lesson.. cease fire means in the past few weeks, Israel ceases fire , "hamas" contiues firing. Let's see what happens next

Civilians were told to vacate the area before Israel fired, obviously civilian/Hamas commingled.

Tunnels and rockets just appeared on their own in the gaza?

Tip of iceberg

 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:18 | 5029748 FeralSerf
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Like shooting fish in a barrel, eh?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:18 | 5029749 HerrDoktor
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Kill as many of the terrorists as possible.  Destroy as many tunnels as possible.  Relieve Hamas of its weapons.  The Israelis really need to secure that border.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 20:03 | 5030220 where_is the_nuke
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Why on earth are you so concerned about Israel? Are you a kike?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 20:58 | 5030529 morty_schatzberg
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Ladies and Gentleman, the finest example of Hasbara meddling I've ever seen.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:34 | 5030725 FeralSerf
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It looks like the Palestinians are really the ones that need to secure their border, rather than the Israelis.

The Israelis are a much worse security risk for Palestinians than the Palestinians are for the Israelis.

Relieve the Israelis of their weapons.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 10:02 | 5032314 zeronero
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That's a joke. The thugs ruling the helpless souls of Gaza are terrorists. They want their people to suffer only to provide then with protection. Modern day mafia.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:13 | 5029725 Sudden Debt
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Bush was a easy target for jokes but Obama makes it just to easy

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:42 | 5030114 Otto Zitte
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Its a dick sandwich between Netanyahoo & Putin... clearing tunnels...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:13 | 5029727 Yen Cross
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    I couldn't resist.

   ? Bobby Vinton - Sealed With A Kiss - YouTube

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:24 | 5029771 Yen Cross
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  Well done UR. :-D Great tune!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:21 | 5030020 knukles
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Hah ha ha

Self Centeredness Deluxe "Write myself a letter"

+bazillion

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 20:43 | 5030451 Absinthe Minded
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Great tune and seems apt even now.

Ball of Confusion by The Temptations

People moving out, people moving in
Why? Because of the color of their skin
Run, run, run but you sure can't hide
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth
Vote for me and I'll set you free
Rap on, brother, rap on

Well, the only person talking about love thy brother is the preacher
And it seems nobody's interested in learning but the teacher
Segregation, determination, demonstration, integration
Aggravation, humiliation, obligation to my nation

Ball of confusion
Oh yeah, that's what the world is today
Woo, hey, hey

The sale of pills are at an all time high
Young folks walking round with their heads in the sky
The cities a flame in the summer time
And oh, the beat goes on

Evolution, revolution, gun control, sound of soul
Shooting rockets to the moon, kids growing up too soon
Politicians say more taxes will solve everything
And the band played on

So, round and around and around we go
Where the world's headed, said nobody knows
Oh, great Googamooga
Can't you hear me talking to you?

Just a ball of confusion
Oh yeah, that's what the world is today
Woo, hey, hey

Fear in the air, tension everywhere
Unemployment rising fast, the Beatles new record's a gas
And the only safe place to live is on an Indian reservation
And the band played on

Eve of destruction, tax deduction, city inspectors, bill collectors
Mod clothes in demand, population out of hand, suicide, too many bills
Hippies moving to the hills, people all over the world are shouting
'End the war' and the band played on

Great Googamooga
Can't you hear me talking to you?

It's a ball of confusion
That's what the world is today, hey, hey
Let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya

Sayin' ball of confusion
That's what the world is today, hey, hey
Let me hear ya, let me hear ya
Let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya
Sayin' ball of confusion

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:17 | 5029738 toady
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Israel must be done clearing tunnels. Think they found them all?

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:22 | 5029764 Uncle Remus
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We are well on our way to a whole new level of karmic bitchiness.

Yeah bay-bee.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 18:29 | 5029802 oklaboy
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Bamster can't write, they forgot the hastag...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:01 | 5029937 Frostfan1
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So everyone gets the weekend off and Hamas goes back to firing rockets at 8am Monday.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:03 | 5029946 Uncle Remus
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Meh - it's a living.

Oh wait...

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:24 | 5030032 tony wilson
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oil and gas land grab.

 

brother nathanial

Israel's Plan To Obliterate Gaza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ILrM7yh1v8

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:26 | 5030047 Uncle Remus
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Und Wasser.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 20:11 | 5030270 dsty
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brother nathanial has a legitimate gripe

but he seems to have forgotten what is written

israel will be there tell the end, but it won't be pretty

in fact the whole world will be conserned with it

and the jews will be forced back there

they eventualy will have no help but to the messiah they rejected

then watch out

be careful who's side your on

things aren't what they seem.

 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:29 | 5030057 SpinDrift
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Pick a victim and let the gnashing of teeth begin. 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:34 | 5030080 Temerity Trader
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The Hamas has sworn to destroy Israel. They have never deviated from this goal. They expend most of their resources trying to achieve this, instead of doing something constructive.  If there were people in Mexico firing rockets into U.S. cities and vowing to destroy America, we would do a shock and awe campaign which would make the Israelis look like boy scouts. The Israelis build businesses, cities and infrastructure. The Palestinians build almost nothing, just sit around and blame all their problems on the Israelis. They have no democracy and let Hamas run wild. Why doesn’t Gaza take advantage of their Mediterranean seacoast and climate and build beach resorts, hotels, ports, etc, and give up on their fixation with destroying Israel?  Even if Israel went away, they would still kill each other and build nothing useful.  Iraq, Syria, all the same…kill and destroy…all they know.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:40 | 5030107 Otto Zitte
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Wonder why they would ever swear such a thing...

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:25 | 5031388 forexskin
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and by the way, mexico is sending hoards of all kinda funsters like la raza or ms13. kinka like rockets with brains, except they cross the border and destroy the US fron within. lets call them soft rockets. and no, isreal seems to have no problem with that happening to us.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:56 | 5030183 NoPension
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It's pretty typical. Every crowd of losers needs to blame their plight on something.
For surely, it can't be their fault.

Elections have consequences. That goes double for us. Elect a loser terrorist crowd to govern you, you might find yourself getting a bomb up your ass one day. Elect a Kenyan Muslim with no governing experience ( and no past history at all!) because he's cool and has a different skin color, well, what can one say.

I still for the life of me, can't understand the vitriol against Israel. The only place in that whole shithole of a Middle East that is even close to civilized, and you people side with the barbarians at the gate. I could give a shit about up votes or down votes. You anti- Semites can go fuck yourselves. And for the record. I'm not a Jew. I'm a second generation Itailian -German Catholic. I look at Israel, and I see a society that looks like home. I see a people who took the desert and made it green and work.

I feel bad for the Palestinians. Every life has value. We each only get one. Now that being said, the most humanitarian and merciful thing Israel can do is pound these dense mother fuckers so hard, that they beg for it to stop. If you can't talk sensibly to someone who's life goal is to kill you, you best kill him first.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:39 | 5030767 tony wilson
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no pension

i see your words i understand your pain.

with karma and her help you are going to hell you kabbilistic cunt.

 

thanks jews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMniFQCyqTg

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 22:49 | 5031036 dreadnaught
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good! now volunteer to go live in Gaza post haste....

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:27 | 5031393 forexskin
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he said it - anti semite.

invoking hasbara's rule.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 06:47 | 5031742 TNTARG
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Force... is the Right

of the Beasts.


Gaza ‘miracle baby’, born after mother’s death, dies of complications amid power cuts

 

 On time, the're going to be held accountable.

 

People of the World knows who kills babies in incubators.

 

 

 

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:59 | 5030194 Seize Mars
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Temerity

If you threw me out of my house and moved into it, then you "allow" me to live in the garden patch out back, then you disarm me, then you create false flags where I get blamed for harassing you, then you kidnap one of my boys, force gasoline down his throat and burn him to death, I would probably be pretty upset also.

Do you really want to live like this? Seriously? Is every-fucking-thing some kind of deception to you?

Stop it. Just get off their land, stop killing, walk away and get a fucking job like everyone else.

Just.

Stop.

It.

Believe me, I would love to say "I don't give a fuck." However, I am forced to pay for this, and I resent it. Leave me alone, stop stealing my money, stop stealing their land. Just stop.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:57 | 5030812 NoPension
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Here's the way it's been done. Forever. This is the WAY all life operates.

I throw you out of your house. If you are too weak to resist, sucks to be you. If I was merciful,or had a lapse of sense, and let you live, then I need to keep an eye on you. You will either accept your fate and live on. You will assimilate to my ways, and live on. Or I will kill you, and all of your offspring, which, if I was inclined to take your house in the first place, I should have just dispensed with at the outset.

Or, you arm and resist. Perhaps kill me. As it should be. Choices. Civilized behavior is a very thin line from anarchy. And you people talking things like unfair need to grow up. Shit, when I was about 6, my father taught me life is not fair.

I'm not giving my house or land to some fucking Indian that may knock on the door and say some distant relative used to live here.

If it is Israel's fate, perhaps Iran will nuke them. And then you can be happy. Or, perhaps, they go in and do a surgical strike on Iran and hinder the bomb making ability.
I'm curious. If you were to get mugged, would you ask the mugger to mug you fairly? Would you prefer to carry concealed, to even the score?

I never want to be in a fair fight. I prefer the upper hand. And so would you, if your honest.

But this is not about fair. None of you are that juvenile. You just hate a fucking Jew. It's ok. Admit it. I'm not fond of naggers. I don't wish them ill, I just think, on the whole , they drive down the average. I wouldn't say I'm racist, but I am a prejudiced mother fucker. Hey, it's my choice, and I won't be around for a whole lot longer, so you turds can deal with the mess they cause. I got that way by experience. And just looking around. Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong, who knows. I don't walk around with a pillow case on my head, a I treat people with respect, but by choice, I associate with those I like. So I'm being honest here. Why don't you folks just admit that you don't like, for whatever reason, Jews? It's ok. This is fight club.

Me, I just can't stand a fucking whiny loser. Either make yourself better, push a broom or some other menial usefull task, or politely eliminate yourself from the gene pool. And that's what Palistinians , or at least Hamas, is. Whiny losers.Their power, authority and purpose comes from victim hood and terror. And they will never change. They are worthless to their people. Oh well. Israel would be doing the average Palistinian a favor by killing every last one of Hamas and their sympathizers.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 23:06 | 5031081 Seize Mars
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NoPension

Quite a little manifesto you've written. Let's handle this bit by bit.

The first four paragraphs state that (I'm paraphrasing of course) that it's ok to brutalize people and take their stuff, as long as you win. This is not ok. People have a right to their lives, their liberty and their property. It doesn't matter who's looking or who "wins." Depriving someone of their life is murder, depriving someone of the liberty is slavery, and depriving someone of their property is theft.

Then, you say hypothetically that perhaps Iran will  "nuke them," (i.e. Israel?) and then I would be happy. Ha ha! I see what you did there. (Just to be clear, I would not be happy if anyone nuked Israel. I do not wish death on anyone, so just take a deep breath and relax.)

Now comes the challenge: If I was mugged, would I want a "fair mugging?" I guess I'm not sure what this means. Is Israel the mugger or muggee here? Or I'm getting mugged, and now should I have concealed carry? Again, nice deflection and diversion. This analogy doesn't work. Anyways, your point I think is the classic Colin Powell bit about not wanting a fair fight. So again, the faulty logic is that if you brutalize somone in asymmetric way (i.e. Israel far outguns the prisoners) then it's ok, because after all, we don't want "fair," right? Except for one thing, you've still just murdered someone and saying that you outgunned the guy is not a defense for murder! Psycho!

Now as for your remark about "You just hate a fucking Jew. It's ok. Admit it" is off base and you have ZERO data points to suggest that slimeball bullshit to me. I am not a racist, never have been and never will be. So fuck yourself. The fact is, your favorite pet project known as "Israel" is a fucking nightmare. Just 'fess up and admit it, you fool.

Now, for your piece de resistance, they are "worthless losers?" And hence "Israel would be doing the average Palistinian a favor by killing every last one of Hamas and their sympathizers..." (your words). Wow, where the fuck did that racist bullshit come from? Oh that's right, the Talmud.

Looks like if you're anti-racism, you're the problem here. Not me.

Fuck.
Off.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 00:00 | 5031230 pherron2
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I don't hate jews, I hate that we to pay for their guns, and that our representatives do not represent us, but israel in EVERYTHING.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:30 | 5031399 forexskin
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word

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 04:51 | 5031624 Wahooo
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Yep. What the hell is America's love affair with jews all about?

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 07:29 | 5031817 Infinite QE
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Perfect candidate for da 50% zioqueer tax.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:57 | 5030852 hootowl
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You are an ignorant imbecile.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 21:59 | 5030858 NoPension
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Thank you

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 00:35 | 5031300 adeptish
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A racist sociopath would be a better description.

7 weeks here, probably not many more, the way you are going.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:00 | 5031353 JoJoJo
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You forgot the part where the guy who you put in your backyard has been encouraged by his Koran to kill you since the 8th century. Oh, and also kill your family  AND "wipe them off the face of the earth."

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 05:15 | 5031642 Victor999
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The Koran teaches no such thing about Jews.  Indeed, until Zionists came along to the Middle East, Jews and Arabs got along just fine.  And no one, except me perhaps, advocates to "wipe them off the face of the earth".  That was misquoted (by you-know-who) as it referred to the Zionist regime, not the state of Israel.

 

Like many Jews you lean on deception and lies to accomplish your ends.  You even wrote a set of instructions, the Habara, to show people how to use such arguments against people who question your self-righteousness.  Unfortunately, you often succeed.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 06:05 | 5031694 TNTARG
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Don't tell me you actually believe your crap.

 

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 09:44 | 5032245 Tzanchan
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and take ur neighbors with u

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 09:43 | 5032247 Tzanchan
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Temerity unless you are writing from a Native American "reservation" why don't you take the lead and go back to wherever your deceased imperialist conolizing (remember 13 "colonies?") came from. You are living on stolen land so STFU...or go home.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 22:48 | 5031032 dreadnaught
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SUCKER-youll believe anything Israel blabs on about-you probably beleive the Earth is flat

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 23:53 | 5031211 pherron2
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I guess I'd get tired of building if I knew self appointed chosen were going to roll tanks over it anyway.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:35 | 5030083 I Write Code
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I think even Hizboolah must be telling Hamas to FOAD.

As for the snotty cartoon, I just dunno, I got no idea what Obama's personal opinion on the matter is, I'd expect him to be in Valerie Jarrett's pocket and that Iran would hate Israel, but maybe Iran and Hizboolah hate Hamas even more because they are competitors to Hamas.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 19:46 | 5030127 TweedleDeeDooDah
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Hamas, Hezbollah... all just a shell game.
The "little ball" is under the Iran shell.
Do you really want to pick THAT one?
'Cause when you do, you find out what's been under the other ones all along....

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 23:21 | 5031114 Bear
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Anyone who hides it's war material under schools and hospitals are Hamasoles ... War makes us all less good

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 00:04 | 5031236 cherry picker
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I don't get it, pro or con either side, there are those who don't think obliterating innocents, and most of both populations are innocent to some extent, is justifiable.

Maybe I am wrong, but over 1,000 people died and many more wounded and homeless because of three boys who were murdered.  It is a poor numbers game.

The world is too quick to make whole populations suffer due to actions of a few.  Just like Afghanistan and Iraq.  A few Saudis are accused of 9/11 in which 3,000 were killed and the war machine went into action, not caring if the countries were guilty or not, all they needed was an accusation.

What goes around eventually comes around and I don't think the consequences will be pretty.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 07:39 | 5031832 headhunt
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Your screen name suits your comment.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:03 | 5031361 JoJoJo
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Here is a cartoon showing Netanyahu getting stabbed in the back by Kerry.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:23 | 5031386 johand inmywallet
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Why can't everyone just get along?

Without Obama!

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:23 | 5031387 falconflight
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Hamas suppressing wartime dissent shooting to kill Palestinian protestors

Special to WorldTribune.com

GAZA CITY — Hamas has been shooting Palestinians to quell unrest in the Gaza Strip.

Palestinian sources said Hamas has been killing Palestinians suspected of sparking protests amid the war with Israel. They said more than 50 people have been killed, most of them accused of spying for Israel.

Hamas fighters

Hamas fighters

“Everybody is terrified to talk about this because they still control the streets,” a source said.

The sources said Hamas troops have also opened fire on those who demanded food rations. On July 28, two people were killed and more than 20 injured when Hamas gunmen battled those waiting on line for food in the northern town of Beit Hanoun.

On July 26, at least five protesters were shot dead by Hamas gunmen in Gaza City. The sources said some 40 people gathered outside Shifa Hospital to demand medical services.

The sources said Hamas was concerned that the rival Fatah movement as well as neighboring Egypt were fomenting unrest amid the war with Israel. They said Hamas has retained its 20,000-member security force to prevent a coup.

Foreign journalists in the Gaza Strip have restricted their reporting to Israeli military operations. Amid fear of Hamas interrogations, the journalists have ignored Hamas rocket and other attacks in the Gaza Strip, including one that killed nine children at the Palestinian refugee camp of Shati on July 28.

“Out of Gaza far from Hamas retaliation: misfired rocket killed children [yesterday] in Shati,” Italian journalist Gabriele Barbati said in a Tweet on July 29. “Witness: militants rushed and cleared debris.”

 

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:28 | 5031394 johand inmywallet
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HAMAS= SYRIA=IRAN=RUSSIA,

CHINA LAUGHS AT PUPPET STATES!

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 07:26 | 5031810 Infinite QE
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China itself is THE puppet state designed to wreck the global economic system.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:25 | 5031389 johand inmywallet
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Funny thing is, Obama is giving blow jobs to Jarrett! Wait till he gets a mouthfull of ebola!

Jarrett is a cunt!

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 07:37 | 5031827 headhunt
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A little rough - but funny

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:38 | 5031410 falconflight
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Nearly all the designated "terrorist" organizations throughout the world are Arab/Muslim...Many aren't fighting to 'free' the Arab from Israeli goverance.

 

BUREAU OF COUNTERTERRORISM
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Foreign Terrorist Organizations (FTOs) are foreign organizations that are designated by the Secretary of State in accordance with section 219 of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA), as amended. FTO designations play a critical role in our fight against terrorism and are an effective means of curtailing support for terrorist activities and pressuring groups to get out of the terrorism business.

Designated Foreign Terrorist Organizations

Date Designated

Name

10/8/1997

Abu Nidal Organization (ANO)

10/8/1997

Abu Sayyaf Group (ASG)

10/8/1997

Aum Shinrikyo (AUM)

10/8/1997

Basque Fatherland and Liberty (ETA)

10/8/1997

Gama’a al-Islamiyya (Islamic Group) (IG)

10/8/1997

HAMAS

10/8/1997

Harakat ul-Mujahidin (HUM)

10/8/1997

Hizballah

10/8/1997

Kahane Chai (Kach)

10/8/1997

Kurdistan Workers Party (PKK) (Kongra-Gel)

10/8/1997

Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)

10/8/1997

National Liberation Army (ELN)

10/8/1997

Palestine Liberation Front (PLF)

10/8/1997

Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ)

10/8/1997

Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLF)

10/8/1997

PFLP-General Command (PFLP-GC)

10/8/1997

Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC)

10/8/1997

Revolutionary Organization 17 November (17N)

10/8/1997

Revolutionary People’s Liberation Party/Front (DHKP/C)

10/8/1997

Shining Path (SL)

10/8/1999

al-Qa’ida (AQ)

9/25/2000

Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan (IMU)

5/16/2001

Real Irish Republican Army (RIRA)

12/26/2001

Jaish-e-Mohammed (JEM)

12/26/2001

Lashkar-e Tayyiba (LeT)

3/27/2002

Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade (AAMB)

3/27/2002

Asbat al-Ansar (AAA)

3/27/2002

al-Qaida in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM)

8/9/2002

Communist Party of the Philippines/New People's Army (CPP/NPA)

10/23/2002

Jemaah Islamiya (JI)

1/30/2003

Lashkar i Jhangvi (LJ)

3/22/2004

Ansar al-Islam (AAI)

7/13/2004

Continuity Irish Republican Army (CIRA)

12/17/2004

Libyan Islamic Fighting Group (LIFG)

12/17/2004

Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (formerly al-Qa'ida in Iraq)

6/17/2005

Islamic Jihad Union (IJU)

3/5/2008

Harakat ul-Jihad-i-Islami/Bangladesh (HUJI-B)

3/18/2008

al-Shabaab

5/18/2009

Revolutionary Struggle (RS)

7/2/2009

Kata'ib Hizballah (KH)

1/19/2010

al-Qa'ida in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP)

8/6/2010

Harakat ul-Jihad-i-Islami (HUJI)

9/1/2010

Tehrik-e Taliban Pakistan (TTP)

11/4/2010

Jundallah

5/23/2011

Army of Islam (AOI)

9/19/2011

Indian Mujahedeen (IM)

3/13/2012

Jemaah Anshorut Tauhid (JAT)

5/30/2012

Abdallah Azzam Brigades (AAB)

9/19/2012

Haqqani Network (HQN)

3/22/2013

Ansar al-Dine (AAD)

11/14/2013

Boko Haram

11/14/2013

Ansaru

12/19/2013

al-Mulathamun Battalion

1/13/2014

Ansar al-Shari'a in Benghazi

1/13/2014

Ansar al-Shari'a in Darnah

1/13/2014

Ansar al-Shari'a in Tunisia 4/10/2014

Ansar Bayt al-Maqdis

5/15/2014

al-Nusrah Front

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 07:24 | 5031667 TNTARG
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I'm amazed... You must think we're all stupid.

Do you really think we don't have a clue WHO funds the "terrorists", WHO creates the list of "designated terrorist organizations", WHO publish it...

"Counterterrorism" my a..s. Just to take one from your list...

Abu Nidal reportedly worked for the CIA and Mossad.

Making your contribution to the cause?

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 07:52 | 5031856 prymythirdeye
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+1000  Great response!  Couldn't have said it better myself.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:44 | 5031416 falconflight
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Of the six thousand or so terrorist attacks around the world in the latest State Department report, 65% are located in just 10 nations and all are related to the barbarity of the Muslim:

http://www.state.gov/r/pa/prs/ps/2014/04/225406.htm

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 07:26 | 5031805 Infinite QE
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Most created by Mossad/CIA and funded by us taxpayers.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 01:55 | 5031444 falconflight
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I found some Israeli "terrorism" according to UN/US State Department....Graffiti, yes when it's the Jews it is terror and violence.  Muslims heheading, fired thousands of missiles, order female genitalia mutilation, etc. etc. etc it is defending against the usurping infidels.  

 

 

US terror report details 'price tag' violence by Israeli settlers

On April 30, the US State Department issued its annual Country Reports on Terrorism 2013. The report catalogues the multifaceted local, regional and global security threats to US interests characterized by Washington as terror. Included in this catalogue of dangers is what the Barack Obama administration, taking its cue from the Israelis, defines as “price tag” actions — that is, destructive and intimidating actions by Israelis directed against Palestinians and their property, including mostly land but also mosques and vehicles in the West Bank, and increasingly in Israel itself.

 

Read more: http://www.al-monitor.com/pulse/originals/2014/05/us-recognizes-price-tag-terror.html##ixzz397IiW9lz

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 10:52 | 5032522 Uncertain T
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Note to cartoonist..... Obama is a lefty... well we all know that..... I mean he writes with his left hand.

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