This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
WHO Warns Ebola Outbreak Out Of Control, "High Risk Of Spread To Other Countries"
Things just went to 11 on the Spinal-Tap amplifier of massive infectious disease outbreaks. As AP reports, the Ebola outbreak that has killed more than 700 people in West Africa is moving faster than the efforts to control the disease, the head of the World Health Organization warned. Dr. Margaret Chan pulled no punches in her direct statement, "If the situation continues to deteriorate, the consequences can be catastrophic in terms of lost lives but also severe socio-economic disruption and a high risk of spread to other countries." Time to panic?
Dr. Margaret Chan, director-general of the World Health Organization, said the meeting in Conakry "must be a turning point" in the battle against Ebola, which is now sickening people in three African capitals for the first time in history.
...
At least 729 people in four countries — Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia and Nigeria — have died since cases first emerged back in March. Two American health workers in Liberia have been infected, and an American man of Liberian descent died in Nigeria from the disease, health authorities there say.
While health officials say the virus is transmitted only through direct contact with bodily fluids, many sick patients have refused to go to isolation centers and have infected family members and other caregivers.
The fatality rate has been about 60 percent, and the scenes of patients bleeding from the eyes, mouth and ears has led many relatives to keep their sick family members at home instead.
...
"Constant mutation and adaptation are the survival mechanisms of viruses and other microbes," she said. "We must not give this virus opportunities to deliver more surprises."
...
"I believe we're only seeing a small portion of the cases out there ... The virus is getting to large, dense, city areas. We're now getting samples (to test) from all over," he said Friday.
...
Meanwhile, other countries are taking precautions to prevent the spread of Ebola.
* * *
Interestingly, worries are spreading quickly as one Commonwealth Games competitor found:
a cyclist from Sierra Leone competed in the Commonwealth Games after being tested for Ebola. Moses Sesay, 32, was admitted to a Glasgow hospital last week after feeling unwell, and doctors tested him for various conditions including Ebola. Sesay was passed fit, and released from hospital in time to compete in the individual time trial on Thursday.
Yahoo has kindly provided this 'panic sheet' for where the nearest CDC quarantine stations are in the US...
»
- 65114 reads
- Printer-friendly version
- Send to friend
- advertisements -
Bio-warfare false flag?
Philly should be quarantined, but not for this.
everyone PLEASE stay seated and remain calm while I RUN LIKE HELL!!!!
Plenty of recently vacated space in Detroit to heard the cattle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaSsAm5j05M
Is it Ebola or is it psychological warfare?
Green in 3 2 1
For Ebola Virus Antidote ....Send $47 to Ebola Clinic, 2200 Ndong Ave, Lagos, Nigeria ...You will receive by return mail a sealed packet of Ebola Antidote. ...Simply mix with water or favourite smoothie and drink with Your evening meal. ...Ebola Clinic is privately owned by Govt. of Iran.
Smith and Wesson has agreed to furnish inoculations against Ebola to Congress free of charge.......
It's yet another psy-op:
http://jonrappoport.wordpress.com/2014/07/31/is-it-ebola-or-is-it-psycho...
Wait... yesterday everything was under control....
It was OK to start importing people into the country who were infucked...
So..... whazza mottah now, huh?
Liberia: Fake Ebola Vaccine Causes Panic Monrovia
From the live news conference at Emory:
Both patients now coming to Emory
Emory accepted the patients at the behest of Samaritan's Purse (Franklin Graham) and the air ambulance company that owns the Gulfstream that is transporting them. (Can't remember the company's name). CDC did not request this. Emory officials professed "not to know" what regulatory agencies approved the air ambulance flight.
Might want to shoot that plane down.
maybe they can reroute this thing over Ukraine?
Anybody have scenes from "V for Vendetta" flashing through their minds?
Two questions:
Who approved this idiocy, and
When does Barry's treason trial begin?
We will know the Ebola epidemic is real when a genuine case is confirmed in Israel.
Nobody signed up for the death panels (ACA), so they got to ratchet this up a notch to make space for the illegals.
Middle class destruction at it's finest.
Only a virtual man like Satoshi can save us now!
Maybe it's time to burn Atlanta, a second time.
The WHO was a great band. What are they doing predicting dire endemic plagues?
This got me thinking....what kind of gas mask should I have for my preps that covers chemical and biological stuff like ebola? Not to mention tear gas, etc.
Here's your answer:
http://forum.maxvelocitytactical.com/forums/topic/recent-ebola-outbreake...
You will find the discussion most interesting I think.
Thanks.
That looks like it's probably good, in-depth info.
Send us your ebola.....yes we're that freakin insane!
I suppose we should just cover our eyes, ears, mouth and go "nah, nah, nah"? If we all do that long enough, 'Merica (the world's biggest importer) will be magically spared from a global pandemic...
If this is the big one, a treatment needs to be found or we're all fucking DEAD... Get these infected people to the best place where research can be done.
That's not really an answer, and other than the obvious issues with what they wrote, there are some more subtle issues.
Some gallows ebola humor that US expats will understand:
The reason so many of the healthcare workers are getting infected is because MSF (EU7/French and the front line responders in Africa) are looking at USAMRIID (American) protocols and thinking that Eau de Javel/Javelwasser is the same thing as Bleach. As any American expat will tell you -- Clorox or even it's cheap Wallyworld Chicom Knockoff is 2-4X as concentrated as the crap 2.5% solution you buy in the EUSSR. Bleach and Eau de Javel are NOT comparable products.
Come on down and give it a try....
The answers (if there are such things) all lie with-in, nto with-out.
Inner strength, higher vibrations, clean insides...these are the things to be going for at this time....not ammo and masks so much, though that too, but as a last resort.
I'd suggest a temporary vegetarian diet all around (most meats weaken the immune system).
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2014/07/31/visually/
just had to log in and administer a green for you.
just looked wrong to me for there to be a red on such basic common sense RIGHT answer kind of thing.
:-) meat eaters are very possessive of their dietry choices.....
ORI, lots of meat are high in selenium, which seems to be good when dealing with viral hemorrhagic fevers. If you get your dose from brazil nuts, you're good to go. But I get mine mostly from bacon, eggs, etc.
Herd, I heard that the down side of introducing what comes to the body thourgh meat might out-weigh everything.
Maybe I'm coming more from a philosophical perspective. But dietary habits and myths are as strong or stronger than religious ones (or deeply intertwined with them anyways), so it's really to each his own.
Stay healthy and strong, key. Thanks for the Brazil nut tip.
Read Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six there Ebola is called Shiva.......
Probably turn out to be just another diabolical British plot.
Then again!!!!
Just finished reading The Culling about right it seems - Link
Atlanta realtors can now brag to potential buyers they are proud to be the first (and only) city in the USA to receive Ebola-infected peoples.
What a marketing tool!
Yeah just mentioned that to the wife.
Since you brought it up, I have been trying to determine what movie script this event is shadowing.
Its a cross of Contagion, Outbreak, and Twelve Monkeys.
Possibly even remnants of The Stand. Look for communications black-holes from certain areas. If phone, internet, and satellites are lost to any specific area.....would be a likely indicator that, its goin' down.
A more realistic, today style approach, would not let a good crisis go to waste and you will start seeing the promos for the vaccine on every news outlet 24/7. Along with instructions to shelter in place, martial law tidbits, and instructions on how to turn in your firearms to the local Gestapo.
Lloyd and Jamie like house guests...
Yes, The Hamptons are so much nicer this time of year than Hotlanta.
Or gaza.......no wait, better accuracy perhaps over Tel Aviv
You really should have done your homework right now, but in case you didn't:
P.S.: Pro-tip : If they come out with an ebola vaccine, run like hell. Seriously.
Cold pressed Safflower or Sunflower are non-GMO.
Get a gun.
Also cold pressed hemp seeds oil, pumkin seed and linseed oil. And fresh fish.
Make sure that exercise includes plenty of yoga so when the time comes you can kiss your own ass goodbye.
Good list (though I wouldn't qualify olive oil).
Also, try using a Neti pot. Many people suffer from low grade sinus infections, and use of a NP will knock them out quickly. They also enhance the natural effects of cilia.
Grapefruit seed extract is also an excellent natural antibiotic.
Grow some basil and it's super easy to grow [if I can do it, anyone can!]:
In addition, basil has been shown to provide protection against unwanted bacterial growth. These anti-bacterial properties of basil are not associated with its unique flavonoids, but instead with its volatile oils, which contain estragole, linalool, cineole, eugenol, sabinene,myrcene, and limonene. Lab studies show the effectiveness of basil in restricting growth of numerous bacteria, including : Listeria monocytogenes, Staphylococcus aureus, Escherichia coli O:157:H7,Yersinia enterocolitica, and Pseudomonas aeruginosa.
Essential oil of basil, obtained from its leaves, has demonstrated the ability to inhibit several species of pathogenic bacteria that have become resistant to commonly used antibiotic drugs. In a study published in the July 2003 issue of the Journal of Microbiology Methods, essential oil of basil was even found to inhibit strains of bacteria from the genera Staphylococcus, Enterococcus andPseudomonas, all of which are not only widespread, but now pose serious treatment difficulties because they have developed a high level of resistance to treatment with antibiotic drugs.(September 8, 2003)And it's good in damn near everything.
Ebola is a virus. A VIRUS - and you don't get it.
Anti-bacterials cannot and do not affect a virus. Not even basil oil.
Ebola and AIDS share many characteristics and are some of the oldest forms of life on the planet. AIDS kills slowly and Ebola kills quickly - major difference.
No meds, no cure, no vaccine, and no hope for the majority of those infected - that is the sad reality.
And there is NO bioengineering involved - natural mutations within the infected population will certainly occur and may involve a droplet means of transmission similar to influenza - then the planetary population of primates will crash.
I'm sure this thread is stale by now but...
Have you really never heard of antivirals? They help your body fend off viruses via several mechanisms such as through inhibition of virus DNA and RNA polymerase, through inhibition of retrovirus reverse transcriptase, by binding to the haemagglutinin of various viruses and so preventing the virus from entering host cells, and various other ways.
There are many herbs and vegetables that contain them.
I don't know how to feel about this Ebola deal.
For years I watch documentaries dedicated to the suffering in this exact part of Africa. Suffering for a lot of reasons, but near the top of the list is just too many people.
Now....nature's cruel culling machine drags the net through town and does what nature does. I'm not sure if I should be cheering on the culling machine in sympathy for the 99.99% of the survivors who continue to struggle daily, or curse the machine in sympathy for those who suffer with the illness?
Am I the only one struggling with this?
You raise a good point. If West Africans have been being preyed upon by various fever viruses since the Dawn of Mankind, and current residences are the survivors of generations of Ebola-type diseases, then the spread of this kind of disease should be slower there than other parts of the world. And if the ancestors left Africa to get away from everything there trying to kill them, then everyone else in the world should be easy prey for this virus since they missed out on generations of fights.
So would a 60% mortality rate in West Africa mean a 90% mortality in a green-field America or Asia?
You raise a good point as well.
One of us must be carrying the mutant gene that confers Ebola resistance, thereby allowing the survivor (hopefully me) to repopulate with 72 nice Virginia girls that carry the blood of the founding fathers.
Nice knowing ya Omaha. (Not really, suck it Douglas County Bureaucracy)
Thread is likely stale by now, but for what its worth,
I felt just like you, until I started reading a series of articles in the local newspaper about a guy from the Congo who was eventually quarantined by the sheriff and forced to wear a gps anklet. He was a known carrier of TB, and was refusing to get treatment, take medicine, or restrict his movement to his apartment. The best part was figuring out that him and his girlfriend rented the apartment right NEXT to mine.
A little searching will reveal this is not an isolated incident. and several individuals from Africa have undergone mandatory quarantine in relation to TB.
This is the same little bastard that denied finding my cell phone. After losing it I checked the call log online. Guess what country was called until the airtime was drained? If you answered the Congo, you would be correct.
Is it a struggle? Absolutely!
But when it comes down to them or you, its not much of a choice.
The suffering in Africa is man made
It has some of the lowest population densities, and unbelievable natural resources
Forget the documentaries, ask people who have been there, and they will tell you, the problem with Africa is Africans
Not being racist, just being honest
And stock up on beer. Lots of beer. And Ice. And some munchies. 'Cause if everyone's sick there won't be anyone to make a beer run for you.
...and some good weed.
Downgraded for "Homeopathic" bullshit. I got enough bullshit already, thanks, no need for pseudo-science.
GlaxoSmithKline salutes you patriot!
Nyet, nyet.
Drink only fresh human blood, straight from external jugular vein.
You feel great and live forever!
Only drawback is you have to sleep during daytime, in coffin.
In the underground, it's always dark.
"Only drawback is you have to sleep during daytime, in coffin."
I hate that part, but night times are party times!
My Great Grandfather drove ambulances and what he indelicately called "the meat wagons" during the last big influenza pandemic. They didn't have gloves. There were two workers to a vehicle. A driver and a spare in case the driver collapsed. They each went through a quart of whiskey a day. Rinsed their hands with it before and after loading, soaked their face bandanas with it, rinsed their mouths with it and drank it.
He didn't get sick. Neither did his partner.
Or he had natural immunity.
*note to self: need more whiskey. Just in case.
good for gun shot wounds too
Everclear 190..
More effective disinfectant.. Efficient in weight and storage space.. potent anesthetic.(chug a half shot straight up and not only will the bullet wound pain subside a bit, the distraction of your innards burning might mask the pain completely).. mixes well with fruit juice.
Can be used for improvised flamethrowers and Molotov Cocktails on steroids.
Fuck it...after reading that I'm gonna kill myself.
All excellent suggestions Think for yourself.
And I commend you for being totally outfront in both your knowledge and preparedness.
But, for those of us lacking and finding ourselves woefully behind the curve at this point in both factions above ... what I am doing right NOW is getting right (finally, but as they say anytime is the right time) with my maker, because after this crumb (latest headline) has been tossed down to us plebes I reckon the shit IS getting REAL.
EDIT: and I don't know HOW this ended up here <chalk it up to my newbiness>
It was meant in reply to Think for yourself
"Meanwhile, other countries are taking precautions to prevent the spread of Ebola."
EXCEPT THE UNITED STATES THAT IS INVITING AND WELCOMING INFECTED PEOPLE.
Will Obamacare pay for the transportation and treatment of these two people????
Here's a link to the Emory news conference that I referenced above, as a local tv station has now posted it.
http://www.wsbtv.com/videos/news/raw-video-emory-officials-speak-about-e...
Phoenix Air is the air ambulance company. It also does work for the DOD and NATO, " providing realistic electronic attack, target towing, radar/communications jamming and range surveillance, among other services. A prime contractor to the U.S. Navy and NATO, Phoenix Air’s “Gray Birds” and other specially equipped aircraft are deployed around the world providing real-time adversarial services and threat training on a contract basis."
http://phoenixair.com/milops_overview.html
Yes, importing ebola victims, brought to you by the same geniuses who have also recently brought the lastest staffing-up of MS-13 to a city near you. No worries, mate ... they have it all under control!
I hope they take the long route--over Ukraine.
Does obama care
cover ebola ...
nope.
If I die from this shit I'm gonna be pissed.
If I get this, I hope I'm diagnosed early enough so I can tour a couple of major banking institutions before I die.
Might consider spraying some bodily fluids at the usual suspects.
Gonna need alot, the list is long.
Is a CDC quarantine station a place to keep a disease in or out? And, do the people who run it know which is which?
Ebola crisis: Virus spreading too fast, says WHO
I'd bet on a daily 20 grams of Vitamin C and Ionic Silver over the Ebola virus.
Better wear your depends if you're taking more than a couple of grams of C.
"Is a CDC quarantine station a place to keep a disease in or out?"
It's where they send you when they aren't sure whether or not you have it. A containment or isolation centre is where they send you when you have it or they want you to have it.
That much Vitamin C will actually hurt you. As Kaiser said, you will shit your guts out.
The problem is most of your immune system and your absorption of micronutrients that help you weather attack from pathogens depends on the beneficial microbes that reside in your gut, or if you take too much C, your toilet.
As for silver, I use it, but have not found it to be helpful against viruses, only bacteria, and mostly in topical usage. Still take it orally and have a throat pump and nasal pumps with it though. It can help with secondary bacterial infections.
pods
They're relying on the Africans to maintain the quarantine??? With skin falling off and bleeding from every orifice you'd still be allowed in to/out of anywhere if you slip the 'security' a few bucks. PC madness strikes again, and this times it'll cost lives.
This guy evidentally does not understand the concept of efficacy. You're odds of dying if you contract ebola are 6 in 10. Odds of contracting Flu are 1-8, and then dying from it, 1 in 345k.
Slight difference in amount of paranoia that's merited with ebola.
Apparently, according to this study & article in the BBC, Ebola CAN be spred through the air.
http://scgnews.com/ebola-what-youre-not-being-told
Thanks. Frightening but not unexpected.
At least some of us (not the lame stream media) are asking the right questions.
Yay. They'll have autonomous movement soon enough. Now, where'd I put my bottle?
You can't pick between the two. It is both.
Going to save the wild life in Africa...whoo hoo...
No shit, WHO cunts!
And WHO was it again, WHO told had the Germans and Amerikans import this shit!?
A POX UPON YOUR HOUSE! Make that AN EBOLA UPON YOUR HOUSE!
It's okay to go back into the towers...
Ghana has banned flights to Guinea, Liberia, Sierra Leone, and even Nigeria.
Will the U.S. ban flights in from any of those countries with Ebola victims?
Of course not! That would be rayciss! "Dat's discimination!".
TSA can "scan faces" for signs of infection.
Forward! *cough*
Speaking of scanning faces, Ohio Attorney General Mike Dewine recently stated that less than 6,000 law enforcement officers within the state of Ohio will have access to the facial-recognition database, as opposed to the 30,000 that had direct access when the system was first launched. Dewine concluded "We are from the government and we are here to help. We promise." /sarc
http://fox8.com/2014/08/01/access-limited-to-ohio-facial-recognition-system/
Fuck. Now my homies and I have to decide - cancel that long-coveted Spring Break trip to Lagos, or follow through?
I wonder if Malaysian airlines will refund our tickets?
The only saving grace in all this is that the TSA dudes will be some of the first to come down with it LOL
Oh and please check my asshole too officer, you wouldn't want to miss anything, cough cough
I have worn a full beard and mustache for over 20 years, even my wife has never seen me without it. I consider it my fall back on facial recognition software, I might be ignorant as to the specifics on how it works but I doubt anyone I know would recognize me after 30 min in the bathroom, a razor , some hair dye and the contacts I have never worn.
infrared sees your face, not the beard.
No it doesn't. Hair is a good insulator and blocks infrared. I've stood in front of an infrared camera recently and could see the difference in the gray lower part of my goatee vs the rest of the goat. Hair on top of my head was most efficient blocker. Think you;re good with the beard thing dude.
My beard is tested for filtering out bugs from the air I breath. It rates above an N-95. Ebola-proven. I'm working on a patent, you will very soon not be able to grow a beard without paying me a handsome royalty. That's not your beard, dude.
You'd need to do something bout your ears.
Each person has their own symmetry with their face and ears.
Unless you've had long hair covering your ears, your whole life it's likely they could match you.
Would an eye patch (or missing eye makeup) help?
http://img.wonderhowto.com/img/60/48/63516852067007/0/diy-missing-eye-ma...
I've seen my Hi-Def Biometric photo, & now wished I'd worn makeup.
They can count the fucking pores in your skin.
Then how will they identify your ebola-ravaged corpse?
DC is having a huge African conference next week. Sounds great no?
http://axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/Article_67168.shtml
God Bless the Noble Africans, suffering long under the tethers of da slabery.
I look forward to the Chinese bringing succor and peace to these long suffering people.
I was in Windhoek, Namibia (consult an atlas or GoogleMaps) a couple years back, and happened to stay close to the newly opened Chinese Embassy. Now bare in mind Namibia is really only important because of its proximity to Angola and South Africa, two economic 'powerhouses' as far as Africa goes. It exports diamonds, and other 'valuable' rocks, like tungsten.
Any way, you should have seen the satellite dish on this (newly built) Embassy. Gigantic!
I wonder if Obama will shake hands with each one? Maybe Michelle too?
We live in hope.
Maybe some Frog style kissy face.
next time we're "probed" by the TSA, a little cough and spittle on them, or chew some antiacid tablets,
hint: Eraser
Open borders USSA. Alll viruses accepted. Hopefully Obama voters will get hit first
The Ebola virus is coming to this country to cause the panic that all the other viruses were too lazy to do.
Things must be pretty bad when you make Ghana's shit list.
Too late; Ebola has a 25 day incubation period, it is already there.
As long as the cops were outside the quarantine, I think Philadelphians would take it. Damn near pre-Serpico NYC levels of crime and corruption!
But Camden folk still go over to Philly for vacation.
pods
Probably because Camden has run out of things worth stealing.
Aye laddie... not a virgin in sight
Time to get off ZH, and search for and buy Prepper Gear that's better than "Duct Tape": Masks, Gloves, Glasses, Suits.*
Time to stop flying or -- if you just gotta -- to wear gloves and masks at airports and on flights. And stay away from the "less-than-cheery Guy" from "Suspect Areas" (read: "Suspect Continent").
Long Homeschooling, Telecommuting, and buying Local Food.
* / Ebola gear -- it's the new "Guns & Ammo run", to stimulate the Velocity of Money /sarc
If we change our shallow and vapid way of life, the Ebola wins...and the turrists prevail. 'Merca!!!!!
Oh yeah... I can just see trying to get from the front door all the way to boarding wearing a mask, gloves, Tyvek zip suit....
Be shot down, mauled by dogs and near clubbed and Tazered to death before you could even prove your innocence as an illegal 2 legged sand flea wetback under federal government sanctioned transport.
Actually, knuks, I tried this a few years ago and it worked: I put on a serious-looking mask you get at Home Depot, after I was seated, and no one was phased.
Might have been because my body language did not send out danger signals, or because I didn't "look" like a potential baddy (and people do profile subconsciously). Anyway, after about 1/2 an hr, this thing got so annoying, that I took it off and put it away. The guy beside me smiled, with that "Feel better?" look.
/ Disclaimer: Your experience may vary. /s
How many times did Bubba yank on your balls and probe your you know where when going thru the body search?
Just wait. Some nation [jealous of our freedom] is going to send us an 'Ebola Mule.'
Maybe this will solve our illegal problems.
Hygeine isn't par in Mexico and other southern countries.
Might want to be careful with the 'junk' mail you receive.
Licking envelopes doesn't pay top scale.
>>...going to send us an 'Ebola Mule.'
Relax, buddy. Mali's Ansar Dine would never stoop so low, just to destroy their arch-enemy, the Great Satan.
LMAO at Knukles
That is some hilarious shit right there!!
Laughter IS the best medicine
... to wear gloves and masks at airports and on flights.
LOL Man I'd LOVE to see the what happened to they guy that tried that. Holy Hell we'd learn if an entire Mag Light can fit up a human ass.
I wear gloves at airports and you would be amazed at how many 'mercans turn their ass towards me and get on their tiptoes when they see my gloves.
Conditoning is working as planned.
pods
It's hard to believe how stupid people are in airports. A lot of people are actually surprised that they have to take off their shoes...and wind up walking around barefoot.
I swear this is true...I saw a young lady waiting for her husband (I presume) outside the mens room at Orlando International. She had her infant aged kids crawling around on the floor, right at the busy entrance, eating bits of fruit out of a plate that was also on the floor.
Unbelievable the amount of germs they had to be putting in their mouths.
Those kids will grow up with strong immune systems. Remember, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger (except for polio etc.)
John speaks wisdom.
Among the Amish allergies are unknown.
Why?
Read about it the throw out your Lysol and get your kids at play in a garden and a wood*
Beware ticks.
Personally I'm immune to poison ivy cause I grew up in the woods
The woods and garden are my favorite places but I'll have to think about eating off the airport mens room floor lol!
OMG I'm LMAO at this and sorry I missed it on the first pass thru the comments
*_*
Among the Amish allergies are unknown.
Last time I drove through part of Amish country (PA route 340 / Route 10) was early summer. It was a Sunday, and meeting / services had obviously just let out. I passed some teenagers walking down the side of the road, a road which has buggy lanes clearly marked on both sides, which had lots of buggy traffic and which are somewhat liberally spread with the resultant horse manure. The teenagers were walking barefoot, and not troubling to pay attention to watch out where they were stepping as they chatted and continued walking. I watched one step into a smashed pile and not react at all. It was a beautiful day, they were obviously happy and healthy.
We weren't meant to spend so much time trapped indoors, nor to eat the crap that's made available to us in the "supermarkets".
Had some furniture built by the Amish this year; just picked it up about 3 weeks ago actually.
So I was finally talking to the wife of the furniture maker (took a while to get aholt of her, as she obviously didn't own a phone) and was asking for some directions. She said, "You know where the Cheese Mill is, yah? We're just a 25 minute walk from there."
I lol'ed.
hmm which size Mag Light?
4 cell LEO model.
It'd be a lot more helpful if that map also showed locations of FEMA camps. Then we'd know which one was closest to where we are.
Once those open up don't you think we'd come up with a better name than "FEMA Camp"? Something along the line of "Zombieville", "Ebola Town" or "Clearing House"?
What would be a catchy name for them?
Ebola crisis: Virus spreading too fast, says WHO
Ebola!! Now we all know that this was caused by global warming.
No, no, no! It was being kept in check by global warming, but the globe stopped warming roughly 17 years ago and now the shit is starting to break out all over the place.
WHO run Ebola town!
<golf clap>
"And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all."
Seems that the 4 Horsemen asked for help from Obamao.
OUCH SWITCH
Might as well call them Crematoriums cause that's all they'll be doing is burning the dead bodies as soon as they arrive at the outskirts of the fence.