US Foreign Policy In One Cartoon

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New normal diplomacy...

 

 

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Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:34 | 5041343 Bioscale
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Not that horse guy again.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:42 | 5041374 tenpanhandle
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Kerry is remarkable guy.  A horses face and a horses ass at the same time.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:44 | 5041384 tenpanhandle
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BeBe:  Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

 

Kerry:  What horse?

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:48 | 5041395 TeamDepends
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There are four of them, actually.....

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 18:47 | 5041739 SuperRay
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Gee, I wonder what ISIS will do with those 80 lbs of uranium they "acquired?"

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 18:59 | 5041776 ugmug
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Make a porn video with people who glow in the dark.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 20:49 | 5042162 TahoeBilly2012
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The action between Israel and the US is staged. City of London controls both, just a little good cop bad cop to keep your entertained.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 21:59 | 5042375 Richard Chesler
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Who knew putting the carriage in front of the horse's face was the same as putting the carriage in front of the horse's ass...

 

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 19:10 | 5041806 crazzziecanuck
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I'm still wondering how they missed the Ukraine...

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 17:15 | 5041468 Smegley Wanxalot
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Bibi to Kerry ... "Fuck you and the horse that rode in on you"

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 18:21 | 5041659 TeethVillage88s
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Bibi... F U and the Horse that Sired you!

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 18:45 | 5041732 The Alarmist
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"Isn't that the guy who said he was an old friend of Genghis Khan or something like that during his time in Viet Nam?"

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 23:32 | 5042564 fencejumper
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Warning, truly shocking photos of 4 dead Palestinian children:

 

http://theuglytruth.wordpress.com/2014/08/01/dont-feel-bad-theyre-only-g...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 00:07 | 5042611 Colonel Klink
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Kerry, please pour that gas can on Israel!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 07:56 | 5042997 N2OJoe
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I believe he said Jengis Cohn, not Genghis Kahn.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 17:18 | 5041451 Kirk2NCC1701
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I'm vexed by the fact that this cartoon makes Kerry to be "the bad guy", and BB "the victim".

Same as it EVER was:  Always Them as the bad guys, Us as the good guys.  The cartoonist is clearly a Sayanim prick.

See http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Sayanim

Did anyone bother to research what Kerry wanted?  Was his request SO outlandish and Unreasonable?  Or is it like Jon Stewart parodied recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrlUzkd8Z8g. 

Nor, per Jon Stewart, can the US be Israel's "Rehab Sponsor" and its Drug Dealer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcngu9wkCzE.  LOL... great line: "Just say No.  But first, a smokey smoke?"

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 17:20 | 5041478 Hugh G Rection
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How dare you sir!

 

Don't you listen to your elected "representatives" or the talking heads on TV???  Israel is a little slice of American apple pie in the middle east, the only democracy in the region, our best good friend ever, and home to God's very own chosen ethnic religious group!

 

(That was sarcasm just in case somebody missed it)

http://zionismsucks.com/

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 18:04 | 5041596 Hugh G Rection
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I neglected to mention a HUGE story.

 

This pandemic is deadlier than ebola, and spreading much faster...

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 18:14 | 5041634 Squid-puppets a...
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i waslike  the 14th view on youtube

that's hardly viral, whatever the content

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 17:19 | 5041480 BigJim
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IS this showing Bibi as the good guy? He's certainly got a (realistically) nasty, conniving expression on his face...

And.. if you were to interpret the cartoon as showing Kerry going to give Satanyahu the gasoline for him to apply to the various fires they've been making, I'd say it's pretty spot on!

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 17:26 | 5041499 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Why is the world so outraged at Israel protecting itself on the land it stole square and fair?  The US has committed a holocaust in Iraq and hardly a peep, nothing near the outrage at Israel.  Obomba said "we tortured some folks", ya think?

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 17:54 | 5041577 john39
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as if israel wasn't calling the shots on the U.S. "torturing some folks"...

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 18:21 | 5041661 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Youre right skip the US war criminals and go right to the source of all evil, Israel.  What was I thinking.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 20:03 | 5042000 heywood
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Wackoism. The only war criminals here are the ones who use civilans, mosques, and schools as shields for military assets - that would be Hamas. It says a lot about the Palis that they chose those kind of people as their leadership. Oh well, now they can sit back and enjoy the consequences, I guess.

 

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 22:24 | 5042424 logicalman
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OK, I'll be over to your place in about half an hour.

I'll run you out into the street at the point of a gun and move my family in.

I'm sure you won't mind.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 08:11 | 5043018 N2OJoe
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So you're looking for Amnesty then?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 10:35 | 5043564 logicalman
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If you stop with the notrous oxide, you might be able to think and maybe even make a comment that is relevant.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 18:56 | 5041765 bagehot99
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Referencing Jon Stewart is a gigantic red flag to anbody looking for serious thought on the matter.

Jon Stewart's job is to mischaracterize for comedic effect. That's it.

He's very good at it. But it's not real, or serious. 

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 22:45 | 5042469 PrintemDano
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Getting your "News" from Jon Stewart eh.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:44 | 5041382 angel_of_joy
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The horse looks, well, like a horse... Bibi though, looks great !

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:50 | 5041397 MH17FLIGHT
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My last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My sisters friend has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out. This is what I do... http://goo.gl/bhiamE

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 19:48 | 5041943 Umh
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That's gotta be sloppy!

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:58 | 5041417 aardwolf
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ISRAEL AND BIBI WANT TO REBUILD THE TEMPLE AND SUMMON LUCIFER...TO DO THAT THEY NEED THE WORLD TO BURN WHILST THEY MURDER THOSE IN THE WAY....

 

HAHA IT'S ALL GOING TO PLAN... STUPID GOYIM!!! YOU BOUGHT MOSSAD'S  9/11 PRODUCTION HOOK LINE AND SINKER...

 

FILTHY SUBHUMAN GOYIM ARE BEING LAUGHED AT BY THE "CHOSEN" PEOPLE!!!  LOOK INTO BIBI'S EYES...DO YOU SEE ANY EMPATHY?? LOVE?? DO YOU SEE ANYTHING HUMAN AT ALL???

 

YOU BOUGHT THE HOLOCAUST HOAX AND THE ZIONISTS BOUGHT JERSUSALEM...ALL GOING TO PLAN... WHO'S GOING TO STOP THE ZIONISTS NOW??? 

 

THEY OWN YOUR POLITICIANS, YOUR BANKS, YOUR LAND AND THEY EVEN CREATE YOUR MONEY AS DEBT AND CHARGE INTEREST ON IT!!!! LOL!!! GOYIM DEBT SLAVES TOILING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR THE "CHOSEN" PEOPLE...

 

THEY OWN YOUR MINDS!!! THEIR FAIRY STORIES WERE STOLEN FROM THE SUMMERIANS AND THEY AREN'T EVEN GENETICALLY SEMITIC...THEY ARE KHAZARIAN WARLORDS FFS!!!

 

WHEN WILL THE WORLD WAKE UP??!! HOW MANY DO THE ZIONISTS HAVE TO KILL???  THE MOSSAD CONTROL UK POLITICIANS BY FILMING THEM RAPING CHILDREN... DO YOU THINK YOUR POLITICIANS ARE DIFFERENT??

 

OOOOHH ANTI-SEMITIC??? I'M SO SCARED...NOT. MOSSAD LIES DON'T WORK ON ME ANYMORE....THE NAZIS ONLY PERSECUTED JEWS FOR ABOUT A DECADE...THE ZIONISTS HAVE BEEN RAPING AND MURDERING ARABS FOR NEARLY A CENTURY!!!

 

GIVE ME A BREAK HASBARA TROLLS....THE GOYIM ARE WAKING UP TO YOUR SHIT. TIME FOR A NEW FALSE FLAG!!! THIS TIME DON'T USE PLANES...IT'S GETTING FUCKING OLD....YOU NEED NEW SCRIPT WRITERS.....A FULL BLOWN PANDEMIC NOW WE ARE TALKING!!!

 

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 20:12 | 5042043 Plato's Law
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Earth to "CapsLock" devotee: TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case you did not know: it's rude, it's called "shouting," and it's almost impossible to read.  Definitely status quo if you enjoy being ignored. 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 00:31 | 5042643 Oh regional Indian
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On the other hand, if you/we really think about t, why are we happy stating our words in the "Lower Case"?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 00:35 | 5042653 snodgrass
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Kerry may be carrying gasoline but Nuttyanyu is carrying a nuke. He'd love to nuke the rest of the world to save Jews from being holohoaxed again.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 05:23 | 5042851 The Navigator
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holohoaxed?

6 million died in the holocuast, nearly wipping out the jews in Europe

Thats not a hoax, that's fact.

I have no experience dealing with Jews in old Europe, Russia, or the East Coast - I have no idea why the hatred there.

BUT I have experience in self preservation and preservation of my family - it's one of the principles behind the 2nd amendment. And I fully support the Israelis and any other people on this globe to protect themselves from invaders, terrorists to their nation/religion/race when confronted.

Remember, when you use the word nuke, we (America) used a nuke to 'preemtively' subdue the Japanese and killed thousands of civilians in WWII to 'end the war'.

War is NEVER a business for pussies - it's all out or nothing. It's either win or die; not a video game where you hit a re-set button for more entertainment.

But I think many have forgotten that. Thus after a generation or 2 after a great war will have to suffer a re-learning, until the empire has no more funds for moar war.

And after that, those empires are forgotten and a new one arises.

It's all in the history books, and the future books too.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 10:38 | 5043578 logicalman
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Quote.

I fully support the Israelis and any other people on this globe to protect themselves from invaders.

Then you support the Palestinians.

Here's another quote from David Ben Gurion, to clarify.

“If I were an Arab leader, I would never sign an agreement with Israel. It is normal; we have taken their country. It is true God promised it to us, but how could that interest them? Our God is not theirs. There has been Anti - Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault ? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?”

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:52 | 5044688 mpadpy
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Considering the over 100 mil dead, there were more Jews in Europe at the end of WW2 than before the war started. You dont think there are census to look up?

Which is vastly different than most of the countries in Europe which saw drastic population reduction. So with all the migration and eliminations must really get the libido up in people. Even in gaza with all hell breaking lose and locked up the population has doubled in the last 50 years. The culling is just increasing the numbers and not doing its job.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:32 | 5045620 Plato's Law
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Oh...."facts"....yes, I've heard of those.  It's sure hard to argue with "facts."  What kind of simpleton are you, or what kind of simpleton do you take most of us to be? 

Suppose it's a "fact" for a moment, just for the sake of me making my excellent point.  (I believe it's a hoax, but put that aside for now.)

Q: Pray tell, what other "facts" require thought police to pass laws, imprisoning persons for disbelieving said "facts?" (Such is the case in "liberal" Canada and IIRC seventeen EU States.  Persons stew in prison today for having the wrong thought.) 

A: None.

Holocaustianity is the only "fact" whereby persons are imprisoned for disbelieving it.  They even assigned the special word "denier" for such disbelief. 

When you cross a bridge believing one "wrong" thought should properly result in prison time for person X's safety and protection, then you are absolutely required to prove why other so-called "facts" do not deserve similar fate.  In "fact" persons in authority and with sway have already suggested passing global warming denier laws. 

I personally believe no particular thought in my head or anyone else's head deserves such corporal punishment.   

Unless you believe the planet earth and all its 99.99999% occupants not Judaics, owe some type of debt to insure only this one particular peoples must survive, but all else can go to hell. 

Do you believe that?

I suppose you also believe that there is absolutely no "Scientific" evidence leading to the conclusion that the holocaust as it is normally defined is indeed a hoax?  You should check the testimoney and evidence on this so-called fact. 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 01:34 | 5042714 TheReplacement
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Fuck you and the horse you... never mind.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:35 | 5041344 oklaboy
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should have had Regan looking down from Heaven... 

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:36 | 5041346 Bloppy
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While the world burns, we're lost in nude TV reality shows:

http://tinyurl.com/nvqvonc

Why worry? Buy more Chipotle, Tesla Cult, Netflix and all will be well...

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:42 | 5041372 angel_of_joy
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Uh, that girl looks like somebody just punched her in her face a couple of times... which is probably what she deserved anyway. Ugly, too... Reality shows make us see what a miserable reality we are living in...

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:43 | 5041380 Chupacabra-322
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Complete Debauchary, loss of compassion, morals & ethics. Tall tale sign of an Empire in free fall .

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:47 | 5041390 Amish Hacker
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Naked and Afraid? No thanks, I get enough of that at home.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:53 | 5041405 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Heh.

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 23:39 | 5042578 massbytes
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Real big woman at home?

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 16:48 | 5041392 kchrisc
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As culturally dead such programming is, at least it is not one of those shows that displays the treasonous war against the American people as entertainment. I.e. "COPS," "Law and Order," "SVU," etc.

 

"I am a persecuted and discriminated against minority--a critical thinker."

Sun, 08/03/2014 - 17:14 | 5041462 barre-de-rire
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fucking american puritanism , you make 90% world wide gaped fist fucked porn pussies on the web but you dont let any nude pic with women boobs

 

you so pathetic.

 

how would you govern a 310million people  without even be able to talk about a CUNT on public media..... this is ridiculous.  even a simple nipple... full blurr " nothing to see, get away....

 

you must take lesson with french about those subjets.  american fuck with animals, french invended sadism. every one see his own pleasure a his door i guess. no wonder why america is what it is...

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