The Bear Reawakens: Ukraine Claims Russia Has 33,000 Troops & 160 Tanks Near Border

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Having unleashed a massive military drill earlier in the day, Russia is reportedly amassing military force on Ukraine's border once again:


Mykhailo Koval, deputy head of Ukraine’s National Defense and Security Council, spoke on Russian military buildup on ICTV channel, according to Interfax. We await YouTube confirmation...

Some have claimed up to 42,000 troops are positioned on Ukraine's borders:


and the state of affairs in Ukraine as of last week...

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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:29 | 5045147 astoriajoe
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i won't believe it until I see official state department youtube videos.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:33 | 5045171 zorba THE GREEK
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The S#!T is about to be introduced to the FAN. 

Obama is going to have a hissy fit.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:35 | 5045181 pods
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They are just there to feed and clothe the Ukrainian Army deserters.  Hope they don't put them on that damn Mexican train. 


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:41 | 5045220 Dr. Engali
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They have to make a pit stop in West Africa on their way to ride the Obama Ebola train to the promised land.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:42 | 5045237 Chief KnocAHoma
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The Ukraine should follow the example of the US and secure that border to keep those poor Russian children out.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:49 | 5045263 IANAE
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...was just watching today's State Dept press briefing when, while Jen Psaki was responding to specific questions about Ukraine situation, the streaming video & audio feed went silent.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:52 | 5045288 TahoeBilly2012
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Jen Psaki, my groovy hate fuck gal. Sorry Nudelman, not even with high dose Viagra and you in heels.....

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:58 | 5045323 Four chan
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putin should just say im taking over the ukraine and get it over with.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:51 | 5045731 ZerOhead
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Hey Vlad... Shit or get off the pot.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:09 | 5045834 max2205
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On the map on my wall I just crossed out Ukraine and sharpied Russia over it.


The fat lady is about to sing

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:17 | 5045862 nidaar
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Well, while everyone is looking at elsewhere (Isra-el), and the Malaysian Airlines haven't lost another (!) flight over there yet, it's about time to finish the job.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:13 | 5045447 pods
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I'll take, who would you like to have bound and gagged in your trunk for $1000 Alex.


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:43 | 5045689 Rootin' for Putin
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I will give my one bitcoin to whoever chops her tongue out and mails it to me.

There is no way someone that idiotic can have come from anywhere other than a lab experiment.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 08:32 | 5048069 Idaho potato head
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Hair style like a pair of salad tongs lol

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:49 | 5045266 Save_America1st
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this is just "transitory", "kinetic", and to keep the "peace"...

what???  It worked for obombya in Libya, right? ;-)

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:38 | 5045652 spieslikeus
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Doing it for the children

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:09 | 5045428 skepsis101
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Glad you mentioned Mexican trains.  

Just 100 years and 100 days ago the United States blockaded a Mexican port and thus began the American invasion/intervention in the 4 year-old Mexican (Ukrainian) Civil War (Revolution).  Kaiser Wilhelm (Ceasar/Czar) of the German Empire (US Empire) had been supporting the Porfirio Diaz (Elitist/Dictator/Fascist) faction with arms and supplies in the hopes of diverting America's (Russia's) attention to threats of war in Europe.  Wilson (Putin) was concerned for U.S. (Russian) commercial interests and eventually sent in American (Russian) troops.  There was never any Declaration of War.

Funny how history rhymes.

Now the shoe is on the other foot.   Viva Mexico and Pancho Villa and his Mexican trains carrying horse mounted troops.  Long live the Donbass and Russian intervention on its border!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:10 | 5045429 skepsis101
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Glad you mentioned Mexican trains.  

Just 100 years and 100 days ago the United States blockaded a Mexican port and thus began the American invasion/intervention in the 4 year-old Mexican (Ukrainian) Civil War (Revolution).  Kaiser Wilhelm (Ceasar/Czar) of the German Empire (US Empire) had been supporting the Porfirio Diaz (Elitist/Dictator/Fascist) faction with arms and supplies in the hopes of diverting America's (Russia's) attention to threats of war in Europe.  Wilson (Putin) was concerned for U.S. (Russian) commercial interests and eventually sent in American (Russian) troops.  There was never any Declaration of War.

Funny how history rhymes.

Now the shoe is on the other foot.   Viva Mexico and Pancho Villa and his Mexican trains carrying horse mounted troops.  Long live the Donbass and Russian intervention on its border!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 02:45 | 5047754 SoDamnMad
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The deserters weren't getting fed or have enough ammunition. Where did all those MREs go? In some generals warehouse?  I have to visit European EBay to see if they are on sale.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:38 | 5045200 PartysOver
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Boy, was I mistaken.   I thought Obama's intelect was far superior to any mortal man.  Putin playing him for a fool.   EXPOSED.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:03 | 5045356 crazzziecanuck
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Neither Obama nor Putin run their side of the show.  However, the quality of those advising their respective leaders is starting to come through loud and clear.

There is no better illustration about the quality of an Ivy League education than realizing that George W. Bush went to both Yale and Harvard.  So, if that "cream of the crop" can be President, it goes a long way an explaining the ineptitude in rest of the "deep state."  And this "deep state" runs the show, whether or not it's an R or a D in the Oval Office or even whatever the makeup of Congress actually is.

Looks like Russia doesn't suffer from this problem.  Appears that their leadership acquires their positions by merit, not because they share the same alma mater.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:29 | 5045592 JohninMK
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Having KGB on the CV seems to help somewhat.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:51 | 5045734 Rootin' for Putin
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The difference is, presidential candidates learn how screw ups are covered by money and other peoples demise so they don't really learn anything.

KGB screw ups, well you dont learn much from yours, but you do from other peoples.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 21:06 | 5046948 cynicalskeptic
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Screw up in Russia (as well as in much of the world) and there are (deadly) consequences.   You have a very Darwinian 'winnowing' process where the inept/incompetent are eliminated early on.  


Contrast this process to the US where the inept but well funded seem to actualy rise to the top.   Accomplishemnts and ability matter for little compared to connections and family.  George W. Bush would have faded into oblivion with his first bankruptcy but family and friends bailed him out.  His political career was based solely on his name - he had no accomplishments of note in his record.   Even H.W. would've found his future cut short what with his involvement in some very questionable endeavors.

The US has become an inbred oligarchy - and we all know how THOSE end up.....  look at who's being mentioned for 2016 - another Clinton, another Bush.....WTF?     but I suppose that one can argue that our 'leaders' are mere figureheads with those pulling the strings remain in the dark.  

Nonetheless, it's clear that whoever's actually running things is a parasite killing the host.  There's no way on earth that this can end well for anyone.  

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 21:54 | 5047144 trulz4lulz
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I agree, this has getten to be too stupid to not be on purpose. Its like throwing a bag of kttens into the river, they're finishing up putting the kittens in the bag. Time to tie'er up and take it to the river.


Tue, 08/05/2014 - 10:03 | 5048511 tonyw
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The situation with yeltsin in charge was awful, assets were being sold off to criminals at rock bottom prices, threats were made against other bidders so a bunch of very nice oligarchs got control of assets worth many billions - similar to the situation in ukraine. These oligarchs were only interested in stealing as much as possible regardless of consequences and were trying to get into politics to have even more control. This was pretty much taken to extremes in ukraine the most corrupt country in europe where people fought to have one leader replaced then a few years later voted for a complete 180. During the last 15 years putin has cleaned up the situation and things have been improving for the people - note i'm not saying he is any sort of saint. Also during the last 15 years who has invaded the most countries or tried to overthrow their governments? Hint the same country that has been doing it for the last 100 years.

Read Overthrow: America's Century of Regime Change from Hawaii to Iraq by Stephen Kinzer, of course it needs updating.


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:39 | 5045663 I woke up
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years of inbreeding weakens the species

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:19 | 5045899 BigJim
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In a meritocracy, ethnocentric groups are llikely to achieve dominance, because as soon as a few of their members get into positions of power, they chose other members of the 'tribe' rather than the best person, who then do the same, and who then do the same...

Quality of leadership will go down for the same reason; ethnicity trumps talent.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:48 | 5046060 TheSecondLaw
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Now this is one of the best comments I've read in a long time.  Fell off my chair.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:39 | 5045660 spieslikeus
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sarc.....fixed it for ya

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:39 | 5045207 Bloppy
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Obama's far more worried about his birthday gifts, sorry to say.

Also, Hannity arrives in Israel: where's Russell Brand?


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:39 | 5045208 El Vaquero
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If I were Putin, I'd put the troops on the border and then not do shit unless they were directly attacked.  I'd then wait until September or October, then announce that natural gas is going up in price to make up for the sanctions.  I'd also start settling oil and gas deals in something other than the dollar, quite possibly at a discount from dollar prices and then make it clear that the discount is because the sanctions aren't having an effect on non-dollar trade.  Making bypassing the dollar an appealing idea to trade partners, but making it voluntary could be a major blow to the US.  

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:57 | 5045319 Anarchy 99
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all good ideas but nothins is going to happen because Germany (and then Europe) economies would die, he cannot have a dead europe, just waiting for the inevitable divorce beetween europe and US, hint: Merkel is in the way, she either moves Germany's ties east or is replaced by someone who will.

all coming this fall.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:03 | 5045358 El Vaquero
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That's why I would make settling trade in non-dollars voluntary.  It would be giving Europe a choice - the US, or Russia.  It would also be making the choice easy if the non-dollar price is not raised vs raising the dollar price.  If Europeans don't trust the Ruble, then do it in something else.  Euros or Yuan or even PMs.  Whatever works, just so long as it isn't the dollar.  It is in Russia's best interests to end the stranglehold of the US via the dollar, and since Russia has the oil and gas, it has the leverage to do so.  It can even play the victim while not "forcing" the choice on Europe (yes, it will be a forced choice, but not in a "here's how it's going to be" way,) while watching the US have a shit fit.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:16 | 5045476 Anarchy 99
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everything you say makes sense "on the surface" and that is why it will not happen that way, too many heads (of state) will roll and that is also not going to happen, change will happen when those at the top (the invisible ones) will benefit, not suffer from it. years not months to get there.  2016-2018, after the us sheeple "elects" the next puppet to take the blame.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:56 | 5045762 Rootin' for Putin
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It would be fun for them to ask germany for payment in gold.  What do you mean the americans wont give it back to you?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:00 | 5046108 SDShack
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Like you say, it is probably already happening, and we just don't know about it yet. Your timeline could still be valid, but it will only be a confirmation of what has been going on for several years before.... meaning now.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:34 | 5045633 Urban Redneck
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The most important two words in the story from earlier today was anti-missile defense.

The ball is in Porky Pig's court but whether or not he actually has it is an open question.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:36 | 5045639 blackbeardz
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 El Vaquero   are you in Putin's head?

A border threat is almost as good as all out invasion when nobody knows what he will do next. That border is swiss cheese.

U.S. intel won't say what took down the airliner but a tank shell's origination will be no problem.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 19:18 | 5046417 StychoKiller
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Those troops could be there to keep Ukrainian refugees out as well!  (The great Ukrainian Deforestation™ is coming...)

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 22:16 | 5047243 gallistic
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Fellow ZH'ers,

I just have to share this "best possible spin" from the BBC (British Brainwashing Corporation).

Fucking hilarious!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:41 | 5045229 knukles
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Hissy or sissy fit?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:42 | 5045236 El Vaquero
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One in the same when it comes to president stampy-feet.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:46 | 5045256 Chief KnocAHoma
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A sissy hissy fit followed by teenage girl hormonal tantrum. Then he'll accuse Vlad of being a racist/homophobic woman hater and mock him for not being friends with JayZ and Bouncy.

I can hear him now - "That silly Russian can't even golf."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:49 | 5045269 Bunghole
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Vlad can probably hit a 9 iron 155.

Stompy probably needs his 4 iron or a hybrid.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:49 | 5045690 Lea
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Chief KnocAHoma, what you're saying is more or less the gist of the mainstream anti-Putin propaganda. The only adjectives you have forgotten are "tyrannical" and "autocratic". Ah, and there's the noun "oligarch", too.

The sorry thing is that such pathetic rhetorics work on plenty of gullible people.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:41 | 5045678 spieslikeus
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Six in one, half-dozen in the other

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:49 | 5045267 Kirk2NCC1701
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Do Malaysian Airlines know they must take an even bigger detour around the region?

They don't have a very good record of flying safely, after all.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:42 | 5045687 ZerOhead
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The CIA is probably flying their planes for them..

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