President Obama: Working Hard Or Hardly Working?

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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:02 | 5045020 LawsofPhysics
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Be optimistic, eventually having the current corporate "puppet in chief" show up at your fundraiser actually becomes a liability.  especially in this case, just wait.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:11 | 5045055 DoChenRollingBearing
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I am considering (strongly) a new blog article: "President Ebola" (yes, I understand, it is inflammatory).  I am JUST starting my research.  What I want to do is show the spectrum of diseases now coming into the USA is at least in part due to his policies (Ebola patients coming to the USA and diseases among Undocumented Democrat Voters coming in from Mexico, Central America, Yemen, etc.).

Anyone who would like to help via giving me good links, suggestions or by gmail (@ my moniker above), I am much obliged. 

Genuine info please with links I can verify.

Any participant will be attributed (or not) as you so choose.  Thanks!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:13 | 5045071 El Vaquero
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Genuine info please with links I can verify.

With record amounts of Bullshit flying around out there, that might pose a challenge.  Stay frosty my friend, and make sure your umbrella can withstand high velocity bovine effluvium.  

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:17 | 5045091 I am more equal...
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The less time he spends in the office the easier it will be to get rid of the stench. 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:40 | 5045219 NoDebt
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"For Barack so loved the poor he created millions more of them."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:42 | 5045239 IridiumRebel
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It's his Birthday! Happy Birthday Mr President! Take the rest of your term off.....PLEASE.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:51 | 5045284 knukles
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He's a hard wookieing man.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:59 | 5045331 DaddyO
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+1

Knucks = creative insanity!!!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 22:38 | 5047334 AGuy
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Yes Please stay on Vacation until Jan 20, 2017!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 23:17 | 5047443 TeamDepends
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His Birthday, or his Birthday*?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:50 | 5045669 Felix da Kat
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No, No; you're much too kind. It should read,  "...for he so hated the rich and middle-class that he created millions of poor to swamp and eradicate the rich and middle-class".

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:55 | 5045306 NotApplicable
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The place reeks of sulfur, regardless of the occupant.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 00:25 | 5047596 PT
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From the land of Henry Ford and the production line:  Competition bitchez!  Specialization bitchez!

The figurehead hasn't got time to preside.  He has to spend all his time campaigning, lest the competition gets the jump on him.  His primary "job" is to convince people to vote for him.  If he did anything else then he wouldn't be as good at his primary job and if he doesn't get voted in then he can't make anything else happen.

So there you have it.  Prez and his team have a full time job campaigning in order to ensure they stay in power.  Other parts of the team worry about forming and implementing policy, and wording decisions is such a way as to make the peasants think that the Prez is doing them a favour.  But all that behind-the-scenes stuff costs money and as such is a drag on the sales team.  So all the other stuff is outsourced to the lowest bidder.  And who is the lowest bidder?  Well, the lowest bidder is the one who presents the team with the highest negative costs!  Hence campaign contributions.

You don't have a democracy.  You have a competitive, efficient, specialized, production-line free market capitalist government!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:14 | 5045077 DrewJackson
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Looking forward to your latest story.   I dropped by your blog the other night and found some interesting articles! Keep it up!  

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:19 | 5045093 ACP
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0bombya IS ebola.

And just like every ebola victim, the US has a 10% chance of survival if something isn't done about the infection.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 23:33 | 5047487 Four chan
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barack hussein ebola obama has a nice ring to it.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:20 | 5045103 hungarianboy
Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:23 | 5045120 gatorboat
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Maybe you should consider debunking the ebola scam rather than promoting it.

But that would take some real research, not merely parroting what all the other sheep say.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:28 | 5045139 DoChenRollingBearing
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I do not want to spread lies, or anything likely to be untrue.

Any suggestions you may have on where to look would be most welcome.

EDIT:

Even if Ebola is a "scam", well, that seems unlikely to me, but feel free to show that it is a scam.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:37 | 5045192 gatorboat
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Feel free to prove it's real.  You can't, but knock yourself out trying.

 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:39 | 5045222 Bunghole
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The converse applies to you.

Prove it's fake.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:01 | 5045297 gatorboat
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By all means take the vac for it.  Everybody here take the vac for it.  Some idiots will be removed from the gene pool.

Population reduction won't come from the imaginary virus.  It will come from the poisonous vaccination for it.

If you haven't figured that out, you're just another sheep.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:01 | 5045350 DaddyO
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Argue for your limitations and they're yours, eh gatorbait?

DaddyO

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:15 | 5045479 Aaaarghh
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he isn't argueing that ebola isn't real is he? I mean shit, just go pick up any microbiology text book.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:57 | 5045561 gatorboat
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Microbiology textbooks are mostly fiction.  Beliefs, theories, looking at A and calling B with no scientific proof at all.  Looking at a grain of sand and saying it's pathogenic, with absolutely no scientific proof at all.

Remember, it's the same profession that used to believe bleeding people cured illness.  When they bled to death, it was blamed on the illness.

But don't let me disturb your religion, go ahead, take the "sacrament", take the vaccination for it.  Good luck.

Hey, when I'm ready to end it all I'll head down and take the ebola vac.  Maybe one or two others too, whatever they suggest.  

That way nobody can say I committed suicide.   Pretty smart huh?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 19:50 | 5046583 mamba-mamba
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Your argument would be stronger if there actually were a vaccine for ebola. But there isn't.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 21:02 | 5046936 Seize Mars
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There is a treatment for it. It has been tested on primates with a 100% recovery rate. They will not allow testing on humans. Go figure.

Anyways, why not open your mind and listen to what the guy has to say?

I am also very skeptical of the ebola thing. I think it's mostly bullshit intended to terrorize us.

Remember - the thing is not very contagious, like the HIV / AIDS thing. You need to come into contact with body fluids for it to spread. So, don't panic. That's what they want.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 00:45 | 5047632 jeff montanye
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body fluids?  like a sneeze?  or a cough?

worked for the influenza after ww1.  killed many more than the war.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/grrlscientist/2014/jul/30/influenza-p...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 01:19 | 5047677 Terminus C
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I have long suspected that the 'Spanish Flu' was the first modern industrial milliterized germ war attack.  Not sure who let it out but the silence on the subject makes me think it was the Entente Cordialle. 

Humans have a long history of germ warfare...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 04:12 | 5047726 gatorboat
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Not yet.  Just wait.

And you'll give everything you have for it.

"Never let a (manufactured) crisis go to waste."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:16 | 5045481 Aaaarghh
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edit* lag post

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:43 | 5045245 NoDebt
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Here's one that's real:

Last week there was a woman golfing in the party just in front of the President's.

Woman golfer, a novice, take a huge swing off the tee, loses her balance and falls down.

Obama goes over and helps her up.  She thanks him and he says "I hope you vote Democrat in the next election."

She says "No, I fell on my ass, not on my head."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:55 | 5045313 lordylord
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From an episode of Law and Order: 

If you are a republican under 30, you have no heart.  If you are a democrat over 30, you have no brain.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:02 | 5045340 Save_America1st
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wow...that totally is not originally from a freakin' law and order tv show.  lol 

 

“If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.”

  ~ Winston Churchill

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:08 | 5045406 lordylord
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I'm sure Churchill stole it from somewhere too.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:39 | 5046006 Arnold
Mon, 08/04/2014 - 21:04 | 5046942 Seize Mars
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save america

LOL fucking' L.

Nice one.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:09 | 5046157 Bad Attitude
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Hmmm, I guess that means I had no heart.

Forward (over the cliff)!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 20:21 | 5046710 Grouchy Marx
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If you vote for either party and not based on good principles, you're a big part of the problem.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:53 | 5045294 GeoFizz
Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:56 | 5046096 sleigher
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@DCRB

Wasn't there a washington {post|times} article today about people coming over the border from some of the infected countries?  

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:50 | 5045733 Pinche Caballero
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https://lexingtonlibertarian.wordpress.com/tag/bedbugs/

"Amid a sharp spike in illegal immigration through the U.S.-Mexico border that has left federal processing facilities overwhelmed, more than 1,000 children who crossed unaccompanied into the U.S. illegally were sent to live at the Lackland Airforce Base in San Antonio, Texas on May 18. The children have only been at the base for a few weeks, but the facility is reportedly ridden with various illnesses."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:08 | 5045824 DoChenRollingBearing
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Thank you.  I am incorporating this piece as one side of the story.  The Guardian (a major newspaper from the UK) says that border diseases is just a bunch of right-wing hype.  I am still working on this, again thank you.

Still digging re conditions at the border...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:08 | 5045829 SpinDrift
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I seem to recall Pat Buchanan took a shot at this a while ago in State Of Emergency - that was in 2007 I think?  Nobody listented then...they won't now.

http://www.amazon.com/State-Emergency-Invasion-Conquest-America/dp/03123...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:49 | 5046063 DoChenRollingBearing
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@ DCRB 

An early version of my article is up now.  I am likely to revise and expand it later tonight.  Constructive comments or other links to information (here, at my blog or by gmail) are much appreciated.

It looks like the threat of contaigious diseases along our southern border may be overblown, but I need more time and digging to feel confident about that.

Nonetheless, President Obama has earned the nickname I have given him (for overall toxicity as well as poor performance in the border issue as well as ObamaCare and the possible threat to public health via a possibly hasty response to Ebola).

Who is responsible for deciding to bring in Kent Brantly and Nancy Writebol (and perhaps it is was a correct decision)?  Who:

"President Ebola"

http://goo.gl/PHBpPd

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 19:10 | 5046377 PhysicalRealm
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DCRB -

It turns out Michael Savage is an epidemiologist and he's doing a series on Ebola, and he also talks about the diseases coming across the open US border.

http://www.wnd.com/2014/08/ebola-madness-is-epidemic/

 

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 01:04 | 5046692 Grouchy Marx
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President Ebola.

Yeah.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:14 | 5045025 DavidPierre
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Fuck you...Jim Quinn!

Stuff your Sunday Funnies up where the sun never shines!

SmokeyQuinn is still deleting comments on his sycophantic, ass kissing blog.

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Jim Quinn is a full-fledged gatekeeper in the extreme. He wants to talk about WAKING UP? Oh, that’s rich.

As far as I can gather, he still isn’t awake about 9/11. And he’s still bashing those who are. I quit reading him years ago once I realized he was part of the problem. Here’s an example of one of his ridiculous postings in the comments section of one of his articles in 2012 (assuming Jim Quinn is Administrator at TheBurningPlatform.com). He’s addressing a poster by the name of Truth Hurts, calling him Dick Hurts. There’s a lot more in the comments section there, but this should suffice:

LINK: http://www.theburningplatform.com/2012/04/25/h-l-mencken-was-right/#comment-129996

27th April 2012 at 7:47 pm

Administrator [presumably Jim Quinn] says:

Dick Hurts

Please provide the motive [for 9/11].

Please provide us with the names of the culprits.

Please explain how the thousands of co-conspirators rigged the buildings with tons of explosives and NO ONE noticed.

Please explain how not one of the thousands of co-conspirators has felt guilty enough for killing 3,000 Americans to come forward and reveal the truth.

I expect the normal response from you retarded numbskull 9/11 nutjobs. Gravity, blah, blah, free fall, blah, blah, blah. You’re a fucking idiot. Go join your butt brother David Pierre and jerk off to video of the towers falling.

I bet you don’t think a plane hit the Pentagon. Right?

Let me guess. Fighter jets shot the 4th plane down in PA.

 

 

 

Does it bother you that I know everything you are going to say before you say it? You pea brained lunatics all believe the exact same thing.

Enough said? SGT, I don’t know if you were aware of Jim Quinn’s position on 9/11 before, but I’m hoping this will enlighten you. I come here to SGT Report BECAUSE you aren’t afraid to speak the truth about 9/11 and all the other false flags. This guy is a complete traitor to truth and to the country, and in total opposition to the values espoused at SGT, in my view.

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mangrove

August 2, 2014 at 1:55 pm · Reply

SGT, it’s your site and you are obviously free to post articles by anyone you so choose. And, I’ll say it again, I wouldn’t be here if you weren’t awake (and had excellent interviews and postings). But until I’m banned, I’ll continue to post the truth about Jim Quinn’s (The Burning Platform’) despicable position on 9/11 every time I see one of his articles here. I don’t read them, I’ll admit, the same way I don’t read or listen to anything that comes out of any other traitor’s mouth. I have ZERO TOLERANCE for people like this. No disrespect toward you or the site. Just spreading truth. We need to know who has sided with the enemy. It’s that simple. I hope you’ll understand. Thanks for all you do.

9/11 Is the Litmus Test
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6O4LE0eTYc

 

 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:39 | 5045206 pods
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Man Jim has to have a gigantic pecker.  He isn't calling you back. Just get over it.

pods

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:10 | 5046159 DavidPierre
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Yup!... Quinn is a gigantic prick... always has been.

He is too chicken shit to confront anyone of ZH any more.

I love rubbing his face in the 9/11 shit that he spews.

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mangrove

August 2, 2014 at 9:28 pm · Reply

“And to think that I actually excused Jim Rickards for his 911 stance at one time! Not after hearing that.”

Same here. And yeah, that’s how I now feel about anyone in the public eye, especially if they go out of their way to bash those of us who KNOW we were lied to.

Case in point: Jim Quinn of The Burning Platform, who I’ve talked more extensively about here:

http://sgtreport.com/2014/08/what-woke-you-up/#comments

I guess I came across as a bit too heavy handed in my commentary…. but, damn it, these kinds of people really piss me off.

Actually, I would dearly love to hear Sean interview Jim Quinn and bring up 9/11 and have a discussion with him about why Quinn is so vociferously in favor of the government’s official conspiracy theory.

Now that would be interesting. The guy really needs to be brought down from his high horse.

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Like I've  already said Quinn is chicken shit to debate 9/11 in an open forum.

I've called him out dozens of times over the past years.

Fuck any public writer/person that defends the OffalCIAl Bullshit story!

This is Fight Club ...is it not?

All he posts on ZH now are cribbed, stupid cartoons to drive hits no his pathetic, little, moronic blog.

 

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