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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:02 | 5045020 LawsofPhysics
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Be optimistic, eventually having the current corporate "puppet in chief" show up at your fundraiser actually becomes a liability.  especially in this case, just wait.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:11 | 5045055 DoChenRollingBearing
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I am considering (strongly) a new blog article: "President Ebola" (yes, I understand, it is inflammatory).  I am JUST starting my research.  What I want to do is show the spectrum of diseases now coming into the USA is at least in part due to his policies (Ebola patients coming to the USA and diseases among Undocumented Democrat Voters coming in from Mexico, Central America, Yemen, etc.).

Anyone who would like to help via giving me good links, suggestions or by gmail (@ my moniker above), I am much obliged. 

Genuine info please with links I can verify.

Any participant will be attributed (or not) as you so choose.  Thanks!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:13 | 5045071 El Vaquero
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Genuine info please with links I can verify.

With record amounts of Bullshit flying around out there, that might pose a challenge.  Stay frosty my friend, and make sure your umbrella can withstand high velocity bovine effluvium.  

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:17 | 5045091 I am more equal...
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The less time he spends in the office the easier it will be to get rid of the stench. 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:40 | 5045219 NoDebt
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"For Barack so loved the poor he created millions more of them."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:42 | 5045239 IridiumRebel
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It's his Birthday! Happy Birthday Mr President! Take the rest of your term off.....PLEASE.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:51 | 5045284 knukles
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He's a hard wookieing man.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:59 | 5045331 DaddyO
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+1

Knucks = creative insanity!!!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 22:38 | 5047334 AGuy
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Yes Please stay on Vacation until Jan 20, 2017!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 23:17 | 5047443 TeamDepends
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His Birthday, or his Birthday*?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:50 | 5045669 Felix da Kat
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No, No; you're much too kind. It should read,  "...for he so hated the rich and middle-class that he created millions of poor to swamp and eradicate the rich and middle-class".

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:55 | 5045306 NotApplicable
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The place reeks of sulfur, regardless of the occupant.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 00:25 | 5047596 PT
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From the land of Henry Ford and the production line:  Competition bitchez!  Specialization bitchez!

The figurehead hasn't got time to preside.  He has to spend all his time campaigning, lest the competition gets the jump on him.  His primary "job" is to convince people to vote for him.  If he did anything else then he wouldn't be as good at his primary job and if he doesn't get voted in then he can't make anything else happen.

So there you have it.  Prez and his team have a full time job campaigning in order to ensure they stay in power.  Other parts of the team worry about forming and implementing policy, and wording decisions is such a way as to make the peasants think that the Prez is doing them a favour.  But all that behind-the-scenes stuff costs money and as such is a drag on the sales team.  So all the other stuff is outsourced to the lowest bidder.  And who is the lowest bidder?  Well, the lowest bidder is the one who presents the team with the highest negative costs!  Hence campaign contributions.

You don't have a democracy.  You have a competitive, efficient, specialized, production-line free market capitalist government!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:14 | 5045077 DrewJackson
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Looking forward to your latest story.   I dropped by your blog the other night and found some interesting articles! Keep it up!  

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:19 | 5045093 ACP
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0bombya IS ebola.

And just like every ebola victim, the US has a 10% chance of survival if something isn't done about the infection.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 23:33 | 5047487 Four chan
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barack hussein ebola obama has a nice ring to it.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:20 | 5045103 hungarianboy
Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:23 | 5045120 gatorboat
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Maybe you should consider debunking the ebola scam rather than promoting it.

But that would take some real research, not merely parroting what all the other sheep say.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:28 | 5045139 DoChenRollingBearing
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I do not want to spread lies, or anything likely to be untrue.

Any suggestions you may have on where to look would be most welcome.

EDIT:

Even if Ebola is a "scam", well, that seems unlikely to me, but feel free to show that it is a scam.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:37 | 5045192 gatorboat
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Feel free to prove it's real.  You can't, but knock yourself out trying.

 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:39 | 5045222 Bunghole
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The converse applies to you.

Prove it's fake.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:01 | 5045297 gatorboat
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By all means take the vac for it.  Everybody here take the vac for it.  Some idiots will be removed from the gene pool.

Population reduction won't come from the imaginary virus.  It will come from the poisonous vaccination for it.

If you haven't figured that out, you're just another sheep.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:01 | 5045350 DaddyO
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Argue for your limitations and they're yours, eh gatorbait?

DaddyO

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:15 | 5045479 Aaaarghh
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he isn't argueing that ebola isn't real is he? I mean shit, just go pick up any microbiology text book.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:57 | 5045561 gatorboat
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Microbiology textbooks are mostly fiction.  Beliefs, theories, looking at A and calling B with no scientific proof at all.  Looking at a grain of sand and saying it's pathogenic, with absolutely no scientific proof at all.

Remember, it's the same profession that used to believe bleeding people cured illness.  When they bled to death, it was blamed on the illness.

But don't let me disturb your religion, go ahead, take the "sacrament", take the vaccination for it.  Good luck.

Hey, when I'm ready to end it all I'll head down and take the ebola vac.  Maybe one or two others too, whatever they suggest.  

That way nobody can say I committed suicide.   Pretty smart huh?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 19:50 | 5046583 mamba-mamba
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Your argument would be stronger if there actually were a vaccine for ebola. But there isn't.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 21:02 | 5046936 Seize Mars
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There is a treatment for it. It has been tested on primates with a 100% recovery rate. They will not allow testing on humans. Go figure.

Anyways, why not open your mind and listen to what the guy has to say?

I am also very skeptical of the ebola thing. I think it's mostly bullshit intended to terrorize us.

Remember - the thing is not very contagious, like the HIV / AIDS thing. You need to come into contact with body fluids for it to spread. So, don't panic. That's what they want.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 00:45 | 5047632 jeff montanye
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body fluids?  like a sneeze?  or a cough?

worked for the influenza after ww1.  killed many more than the war.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/grrlscientist/2014/jul/30/influenza-p...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 01:19 | 5047677 Terminus C
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I have long suspected that the 'Spanish Flu' was the first modern industrial milliterized germ war attack.  Not sure who let it out but the silence on the subject makes me think it was the Entente Cordialle. 

Humans have a long history of germ warfare...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 04:12 | 5047726 gatorboat
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Not yet.  Just wait.

And you'll give everything you have for it.

"Never let a (manufactured) crisis go to waste."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:16 | 5045481 Aaaarghh
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edit* lag post

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:43 | 5045245 NoDebt
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Here's one that's real:

Last week there was a woman golfing in the party just in front of the President's.

Woman golfer, a novice, take a huge swing off the tee, loses her balance and falls down.

Obama goes over and helps her up.  She thanks him and he says "I hope you vote Democrat in the next election."

She says "No, I fell on my ass, not on my head."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:55 | 5045313 lordylord
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From an episode of Law and Order: 

If you are a republican under 30, you have no heart.  If you are a democrat over 30, you have no brain.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:02 | 5045340 Save_America1st
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wow...that totally is not originally from a freakin' law and order tv show.  lol 

 

“If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.”

  ~ Winston Churchill

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:08 | 5045406 lordylord
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I'm sure Churchill stole it from somewhere too.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:39 | 5046006 Arnold
Mon, 08/04/2014 - 21:04 | 5046942 Seize Mars
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save america

LOL fucking' L.

Nice one.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:09 | 5046157 Bad Attitude
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Hmmm, I guess that means I had no heart.

Forward (over the cliff)!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 20:21 | 5046710 Grouchy Marx
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If you vote for either party and not based on good principles, you're a big part of the problem.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:56 | 5046096 sleigher
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@DCRB

Wasn't there a washington {post|times} article today about people coming over the border from some of the infected countries?  

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:50 | 5045733 Pinche Caballero
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https://lexingtonlibertarian.wordpress.com/tag/bedbugs/

"Amid a sharp spike in illegal immigration through the U.S.-Mexico border that has left federal processing facilities overwhelmed, more than 1,000 children who crossed unaccompanied into the U.S. illegally were sent to live at the Lackland Airforce Base in San Antonio, Texas on May 18. The children have only been at the base for a few weeks, but the facility is reportedly ridden with various illnesses."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:08 | 5045824 DoChenRollingBearing
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Thank you.  I am incorporating this piece as one side of the story.  The Guardian (a major newspaper from the UK) says that border diseases is just a bunch of right-wing hype.  I am still working on this, again thank you.

Still digging re conditions at the border...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:08 | 5045829 SpinDrift
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I seem to recall Pat Buchanan took a shot at this a while ago in State Of Emergency - that was in 2007 I think?  Nobody listented then...they won't now.

http://www.amazon.com/State-Emergency-Invasion-Conquest-America/dp/03123...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:49 | 5046063 DoChenRollingBearing
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@ DCRB 

An early version of my article is up now.  I am likely to revise and expand it later tonight.  Constructive comments or other links to information (here, at my blog or by gmail) are much appreciated.

It looks like the threat of contaigious diseases along our southern border may be overblown, but I need more time and digging to feel confident about that.

Nonetheless, President Obama has earned the nickname I have given him (for overall toxicity as well as poor performance in the border issue as well as ObamaCare and the possible threat to public health via a possibly hasty response to Ebola).

Who is responsible for deciding to bring in Kent Brantly and Nancy Writebol (and perhaps it is was a correct decision)?  Who:

"President Ebola"

http://goo.gl/PHBpPd

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 19:10 | 5046377 PhysicalRealm
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DCRB -

It turns out Michael Savage is an epidemiologist and he's doing a series on Ebola, and he also talks about the diseases coming across the open US border.

http://www.wnd.com/2014/08/ebola-madness-is-epidemic/

 

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 01:04 | 5046692 Grouchy Marx
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President Ebola.

Yeah.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:14 | 5045025 DavidPierre
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Fuck you...Jim Quinn!

Stuff your Sunday Funnies up where the sun never shines!

SmokeyQuinn is still deleting comments on his sycophantic, ass kissing blog.

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Jim Quinn is a full-fledged gatekeeper in the extreme. He wants to talk about WAKING UP? Oh, that’s rich.

As far as I can gather, he still isn’t awake about 9/11. And he’s still bashing those who are. I quit reading him years ago once I realized he was part of the problem. Here’s an example of one of his ridiculous postings in the comments section of one of his articles in 2012 (assuming Jim Quinn is Administrator at TheBurningPlatform.com). He’s addressing a poster by the name of Truth Hurts, calling him Dick Hurts. There’s a lot more in the comments section there, but this should suffice:

LINK: http://www.theburningplatform.com/2012/04/25/h-l-mencken-was-right/#comment-129996

27th April 2012 at 7:47 pm

Administrator [presumably Jim Quinn] says:

Dick Hurts

Please provide the motive [for 9/11].

Please provide us with the names of the culprits.

Please explain how the thousands of co-conspirators rigged the buildings with tons of explosives and NO ONE noticed.

Please explain how not one of the thousands of co-conspirators has felt guilty enough for killing 3,000 Americans to come forward and reveal the truth.

I expect the normal response from you retarded numbskull 9/11 nutjobs. Gravity, blah, blah, free fall, blah, blah, blah. You’re a fucking idiot. Go join your butt brother David Pierre and jerk off to video of the towers falling.

I bet you don’t think a plane hit the Pentagon. Right?

Let me guess. Fighter jets shot the 4th plane down in PA.

 

 

 

Does it bother you that I know everything you are going to say before you say it? You pea brained lunatics all believe the exact same thing.

Enough said? SGT, I don’t know if you were aware of Jim Quinn’s position on 9/11 before, but I’m hoping this will enlighten you. I come here to SGT Report BECAUSE you aren’t afraid to speak the truth about 9/11 and all the other false flags. This guy is a complete traitor to truth and to the country, and in total opposition to the values espoused at SGT, in my view.

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mangrove

August 2, 2014 at 1:55 pm · Reply

SGT, it’s your site and you are obviously free to post articles by anyone you so choose. And, I’ll say it again, I wouldn’t be here if you weren’t awake (and had excellent interviews and postings). But until I’m banned, I’ll continue to post the truth about Jim Quinn’s (The Burning Platform’) despicable position on 9/11 every time I see one of his articles here. I don’t read them, I’ll admit, the same way I don’t read or listen to anything that comes out of any other traitor’s mouth. I have ZERO TOLERANCE for people like this. No disrespect toward you or the site. Just spreading truth. We need to know who has sided with the enemy. It’s that simple. I hope you’ll understand. Thanks for all you do.

9/11 Is the Litmus Test
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6O4LE0eTYc

 

 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:39 | 5045206 pods
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Man Jim has to have a gigantic pecker.  He isn't calling you back. Just get over it.

pods

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:10 | 5046159 DavidPierre
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Yup!... Quinn is a gigantic prick... always has been.

He is too chicken shit to confront anyone of ZH any more.

I love rubbing his face in the 9/11 shit that he spews.

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mangrove

August 2, 2014 at 9:28 pm · Reply

“And to think that I actually excused Jim Rickards for his 911 stance at one time! Not after hearing that.”

Same here. And yeah, that’s how I now feel about anyone in the public eye, especially if they go out of their way to bash those of us who KNOW we were lied to.

Case in point: Jim Quinn of The Burning Platform, who I’ve talked more extensively about here:

http://sgtreport.com/2014/08/what-woke-you-up/#comments

I guess I came across as a bit too heavy handed in my commentary…. but, damn it, these kinds of people really piss me off.

Actually, I would dearly love to hear Sean interview Jim Quinn and bring up 9/11 and have a discussion with him about why Quinn is so vociferously in favor of the government’s official conspiracy theory.

Now that would be interesting. The guy really needs to be brought down from his high horse.

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Like I've  already said Quinn is chicken shit to debate 9/11 in an open forum.

I've called him out dozens of times over the past years.

Fuck any public writer/person that defends the OffalCIAl Bullshit story!

This is Fight Club ...is it not?

All he posts on ZH now are cribbed, stupid cartoons to drive hits no his pathetic, little, moronic blog.

 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:46 | 5045259 Bastiat
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That recent C-Span TV interview with Richard Gage, head of Architects and Engineers (linked by commenter here at zh)  must have made Quinn a little uneasy.

One question tried to draw Gage into motives etc. and he just said: that is for people trained in criminal investigation.  We are concerned with the facts and the physics--what can't be true and what has to be true  (or words to that effect).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zY9HfwzGPg

 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:04 | 5045028 crazzziecanuck
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Well, I think Bush's record for days on vacation isn't going to be threatened anytime soon...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:18 | 5045095 Dick Gazinia
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Go the fuck back to canada and butt-fuck a moose you clown.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:22 | 5045111 Dr. Engali
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Lol...... What did a poor moose ever do to you to deserve such punishment? Idiots just can't get over the fact that Bush is gone.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:52 | 5045289 crazzziecanuck
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Tell me if Bush's record is in danger of being broken?  No, not even close, actually.

For me, speaking as someone who tried to warn Democrats of Obama before he scammed his way into the nomination in 2008, the cartoon piece goes a little deeper and illustrates what the President's priorities actually are (and it's nothing good for those outside the 1%).  Not sure if people elect leaders to fly around the country and attend luncheons all the time.

Not only that, but Congress is now out of session for five weeks?  What do you think they are doing?  I bet if you called John Beohner's line, or virtually everyone else in Congress, you'd get the exact same message.

I'm sort of tired of how people attack Obama on these minor issues when there is no shortage of truly substantive items to call him out on...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:03 | 5045354 Dr. Engali
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"minor issues"?

 

 Do you realize that with every one of these "minor issues" he is saying "fuck you America". 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:32 | 5045969 FishHockers
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I think the Moose is fucking him, in all orficies.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:36 | 5045995 FishHockers
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I think the Moose is fucking him, in all orficies.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:06 | 5046146 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Well, I think Bush's record for days on vacation isn't going to be threatened anytime soon...

You dumbass. Haven't you figured it out yet that we'd all be better off if these fuckheads spent every single day on vacation?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:04 | 5045032 Postal
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Just think about how much damage he could do if he tried...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:19 | 5045102 ejmoosa
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If you do not think Obama is inflicting the long term damage he intends, you are not paying attention

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:57 | 5045321 Postal
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I am paying attention. If he had half of Hitler's ambition, he'd (officially) be dictator by now.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:15 | 5045457 ejmoosa
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Hitler's ambition led him to being dictator once and done.  Hitler was not out to destroy Germany.

Obama's strategy is grander.  His objective has been to continue destroying the very foudation of the US.  I say continue because in the end, the goal is one world government.  And a prosperous middle class America will not go for that.  So, it must be dismantled and destroyed.

 

We'll be feeling the negative impact of Obama for decades to come.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:39 | 5045659 Postal
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Exactly. Which is why having him play golf as much as possible is a good thing.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:04 | 5045797 crazybob369
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Decades? How about centuries. Let's not forget that by the time he leaves, we will be over $20,000,000,000,000 in debt. Not to mention the $200,000,000,000,000 to $300,000,000,000,000 in unfunded liabilities. Our kids, grandkids, great grankids, and so on, will be dealing with these numbers forever; if the system even survives. I'm guessing it will not, but future generation will be empoverished nevertheless. By the way, lest we forget, Hitler was the legally elected leader of Germany.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 23:50 | 5047528 BidnessMan
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Actually our grandkids won't be dealing with these numbers.  That which can't go on won't.  There will be a Reset sooner or later.  Hyperinflation, Jubilee, or otherwise. 

Hitler was elected fair and square.  A legacy of the Weimar Republic and WWI war debt that could not go on forever, so it didn't.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:04 | 5045033 crazzziecanuck
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I don't see Bush's record for days on vacation being threatened by any President any time soon...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:46 | 5045705 crazybob369
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OK, we get it. Bush was a complete moron as well. But he's gone. Let's try to live in the present and fix what's wrong with today.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:04 | 5045034 SickDollar
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"show up at a fundraiser"= playing golf 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:04 | 5045035 spieslikeus
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Or at the course, more likely

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:05 | 5045038 JustObserving
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Droning women and children and wedding parties is hard work:

More than 2,400 dead as Obama’s drone campaign marks five years

http://www.thebureauinvestigates.com/2014/01/23/more-than-2400-dead-as-o...

 

 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:07 | 5045040 Fix It Again Timmy
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Zoo animals don't work...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:08 | 5045051 chunga
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Hi Obama, just a heads up. I quit. Please pass this on to Vicky Nudelman. Thanks!

Your friend, Andriy the puppet man.

Ukraine's security chief submits resignation — media

http://en.itar-tass.com/world/743496

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:12 | 5045067 medium giraffe
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Something wicked this way comes?  Dudes in Ukraine are bailing out tout suite.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:16 | 5045090 Berspankme
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Me thinks Putin knew this all along and he has remained patient. When the Ukies realize they got into bed with USSatan and Europussies they will welcome help from Russia. And the nazi boys will be fucked.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:25 | 5045130 medium giraffe
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Could be.  Let's face it, you could read 3 pages of Sun Tzu and then outwit these halfwit fuckwits.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:30 | 5045153 chunga
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According to the story the nazi quit two weeks ago and the press release is today?

I'm going through tin-foil like crazy lately.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:56 | 5045316 medium giraffe
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Lol, it's all such bullshit at this point.

 

I went for a permanent option on tinfoil:

http://www.designlaunches.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Tin-Foil-home-5...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 19:28 | 5046475 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Your friend, Andriy the puppet man.

Ukraine's security chief submits resignation — media

http://en.itar-tass.com/world/743496

Funny, because Victoria's poodle, prime minister Yatsenyuk, who resigned on July 24, promptly unresigned one week later.

http://www.kyivpost.com/content/politics/yatsenyuk-survives-confidence-v...

Although the Kyiv Post is a third-rate fish wrap infamous for unintentionally hilarious soviet-style propaganda, the one thing in the article that seems true is that they still have their Yatzi prime minister.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:17 | 5045056 Yen Cross
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  What I'd give to  punch TOTUS in the fucking skull...

  I can't help thinking how the S.S. guys and gals that protect Zero, can do it with a straight face?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:11 | 5045060 Dr. Engali
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I'm surprised he takes time out of his busy golfing and droning schedule to fund raise.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:15 | 5045082 Sudden Debt
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And it's all for a good cause!!!

Minus expenses and stuff... Hookers, blow, michele... More blow and THOSE LIMO'S IN THE BACK AREN'T CHEAP YOU KNOW!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:23 | 5045116 ugmug
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Slavery was abolished just so Obama could golf.......

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:12 | 5045064 TheABaum
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Except that Bush went to Crawford, not these multimillion dollar extravaganzas to Marthas Vineyard and Hawaii and....

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:06 | 5045383 Oldwood
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Vacations are one thing, and as many have stated for Obama to be missing from action is not always a bad thing, But what we see is not just golf outings or trip extravaganzas but grubbing for money, multiples in a day, multiple days in a week. This about politics, not government work or government paid vacations. He is using taxpayer dollars (such as they are) and using them to strengthen his political party and agenda. I don't give a fuck who's doing it, it should stop...now!

This is the ultimate crime in my mind. They are forcibly removing our earned income, not just to spend on their agenda items, but to actually use our labors to defeat US! Like asking prisoners to weave the rope and build the scaffolds for our own hanging. This shit must end!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 04:49 | 5047805 BeetleBailey
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Agreed.

As to Bush and the Fuckbamavik fucking cunts that bring his name up in retort to EVERYTHING AS TO CRITICIZING FUCKBAMA.....

I LOOOOOOVE TO FACE THOSE FUCKS IN PERSON....ON HERE...NO FUN.

IN PERSON? OH BABY....LET ME AT THEM....

GROUND.....INTO DUST.....

 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:13 | 5045065 Sudden Debt
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Same political game everywhere...

They're elected for 4 years.
The first year they talk about what should be done
The second year they talk about what can be done
The third year they talk about the people who stop it from being done
And the fourth year they're preparing for the elections.

And those are the guys we expect to fix our economies...
Yeah...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:12 | 5045068 DOT
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Eastwood warned us about the "empty chair".

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:44 | 5045694 crazybob369
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Dirty Harry for president.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:13 | 5045072 sheikurbootie
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Obama is the worst President ever.  A total fuck stick, piece of shit conman.  ANYONE who thinks otherwise can go die in a fucking hole they dig for themselves.  Barry was known as "an empty suit" by his few students at UC.  A relative who attended Chicago Law, they said Barry was fucking boring idiot and his lectures were an unpolished turd.  Barry was NEVER a professor, NOT even adjunct.  He was simply a temporary member of faculty.  Look it up.  The guy is a well spoken fraud.  Only fucking idiots don't see through this fucking, fucky fuck.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 00:07 | 5047568 Bear
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Eloquent and Elegant description of the Chief Party Boy

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 08:40 | 5048111 therearetoomany...
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Um, uh, I....um, uh, wouldn't say....eh, um....he's an...uh....excellent....um speaker.  

That was the original first big lie that they  repeated...over and over...until it was true. 

He is about as good an orator as he is a patriotic american citizen.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:14 | 5045076 Dick Gazinia
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I would have made the flag Kenyan, shown a bong on the desk and the view out the window in flames if I had drawn the cartoon.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:17 | 5045094 SheepDog-One
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ObaMao saw this cartoon and launched another 50 yd worm burner from the ladies #1 tee box.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:27 | 5045140 spieslikeus
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They make him tee off from the ladies tees so they don't have to play by 'Texas rules'

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:18 | 5045098 Everybodys All ...
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It's not so much the days where he's missing in action that I have a problem with as it is when the Marxist con man is there plotting his next executive order that I worry.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:59 | 5045334 Postal
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Exactly. That's when he does the most damange. I think I'll guy him some golf balls.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:19 | 5045104 gcjohns1971
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If we must have a Puppet in Chief, then I vote for the Swedish Chef.

 

I never knew what he was talking about  either, but it was good for a laugh and no one got killed.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:44 | 5046032 pupdog1
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He droned people with meatballs.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:23 | 5045115 ShrNfr
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He give the guy a break. He has to start his vacation from fundraising and golf with an all expenses paid stay on Marth's starting Aug. 9. He will ruin everybody else's vacation there, but he does not give a shit.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 11:09 | 5048872 headhunt
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The irony is most of those idiots elected him and paid for his campaign.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:25 | 5045134 Rehab Willie
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Campainger In Chief

Lame Duck Prez and doesn't care

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:27 | 5045144 spieslikeus
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Honeybadger don't care

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:30 | 5045149 Yen Cross
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         One of my neighbors is the biggest fucking "bleeding heart" liberal you could ever meet. This guy had the Obonga hopey change bumper stickers on his cars, and the "sell stocks" signs in his windows during the last elections.

   So yesterday we're talking about property improvements we're doing, and he says how much he hates the permitting and .gov intrusions to get anything done. (not to mention the financial ass-raping from the city and county)

   I look the guy straight in the face and say, "You call yourself a liberal, but you seem a lot more like a libertarian to me".

  His reply was, " I'm libertarian, and I like as little .gov in my life as possible." I just sucked it up, and went back in the house to change my drawers...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:33 | 5045170 Dick Gazinia
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You should have shot that bastard, raped his wife, chopped up his kids, and burned down his house.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:51 | 5045277 knukles
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All sorts of Prius' and Volts (well the one and only) used to be plastered with Obama Biden bumper-stickers which all of a sudden around these here parts (which is a dingleberry ding dong land of unbridled fucking nonsensical modern day Progressive Communist liberalism) have up and disappeared .... BUT have in a few cases been replaced by "I'm Ready for Hillary" stickers.

Which leads me to a serious conclusion, which I'll frame as a snarky cynical question:  Why do you need to put a liberal bumper sticker on your Volt/Prius?  We already get the message.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:42 | 5045682 crazybob369
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Just curious. Now that these Prius and other "green machines" have been around for about a decade, does anyone know if a study has been done on what's happening with all those battery pack monstrosities they put into these things?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 19:51 | 5046584 knukles
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sshhhhhh

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 11:07 | 5048864 headhunt
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They are putting an exclamation point on stupidity.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 11:05 | 5048855 headhunt
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I had to laugh but that is a bit extreme, I mean his kids could still be saved.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:38 | 5045653 crazybob369
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That's the fundamental problem with liberals in general. They see what's in front of their noses, but can't trouble themselves to take a larger view. For instance; they're in love with their "green" electric cars, but don't bother asking where their "green" electricity comes from. Almost 50% still comes from burning coal (green baby!!), 25% from gas (frack baby, frack!!), and 20% from liberals favorite fuel, nuclear. Talk about incovenient truths.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 21:22 | 5047006 Jena
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They'll be thinking about it, though. Southern California Edison just raised their rates and they're doing their best to change the pricing tier from four to just two, which would obstensibly raise rates for every consumer, including the basic (lowest) level.We won't know more until sometime early next year.

Electic and hybrid cars owners will feel the pinch more acutely when they plug in at night.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 23:51 | 5047534 optimator
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And when all we have are bicycles they'll tax the heck of them too.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 19:57 | 5046611 Grouchy Marx
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The day should soon be here, when it will be very hard to find anybody who will admit that they voted for the Charlatan-in-Chief.

I've noticed far fewer Obama bumper stickers up here in Massachusetts, of late.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 07:52 | 5047991 headhunt
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opportunity lost.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:32 | 5045162 Peter Pan
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I would have preferred Obama to be playing golf ALL the time rather than allowing him to screw up the American nation the way he has either on his own or at the behest of others.

 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:32 | 5045167 vyeung
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Guys just some actor following the masters script.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:35 | 5045185 WTFUD
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The masks are coming off these Amurikan 'leaders' and it's not very attractive what's underneath ( O'ballsUp 'n KerryKhon ). Their skins are dry and peeling.

Haven't seen anything of John McStain of late! Hold on just getting info that he's at his commander's post 30km outside Baghdad.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:42 | 5045240 q99x2
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Best that globalist deviate stays on the golf course. 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:43 | 5045244 janus
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that reminds me, today is the day hussain begins his vineyard va-ca...welcome to cape cod, mistah president. 

not coincidentally, today is the day janus gets back to work on his seditious propaganda campaign.  best you stretch out and settle in for a long nap, POTUS...ZHealots are here to subsume & destroy the system, and we will...oh, and, sorry about the odor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JkyDhrRdFU

i know it stinks up here/

cause i'm the shit/

...they told us to leave,

but bet they can't make us,

janus

{now, how bout a beer-summit with this ordinary & average American Citizen, mistah president -- i'll be roamin around, the way folks do...i'm easy to find...what am i sayin? y'all know, y'all sure do know...don't ya?}

p.s. it encourages me to see the ebb & flow of opinion and ethotic forces...it's clear that some very important elements within 'power' are beginning to see the merits in our position; things are shifting and falling and reforming, like sands through the hourglass.

alignment of opinions and ideas alternates periodically throughout the course of history; and it is often difficult for those who've always lived under the auspices of a single paradigm to fathom its denouement.  in the same way the residents of the sun get most familiar with its gravitational alignment the moment before it flips, earth's denizens are about to witness a whole-scale reorientation of their most basic perception. 

fasten your safety belts:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jUkW5wY2M8

shine away,

janus

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:47 | 5045260 I Write Code
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Horking Ward
or
Wardly Horking

Dark Grin Who
or
Khan Dowry Girl

Decisions, decisions.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:53 | 5045295 WTFUD
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Barry's working real hard to lower that handicap!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 00:04 | 5047560 Bear
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His handicap is Our handicap

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:55 | 5045307 pashley1411
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I keep saying it, but no one appears to get it.  

Given the cast of players, Obama on a fund raising spree is the least damaging scenario possible.    What if that lefty-dictator-wannabe actually had some appitude for the job?   Jesus we'd be screwed.     For the sake of the country, I'm hoping the guy starts up an affair with the girl or guy of his choice.  

Similarly, Kerry going to Palestine and getting beat like a baby seal.   Given the cast of players, this is pure bliss.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:13 | 5045456 syntaxterror
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Campaigning + Golfing = Best chance USSA has surviving this dipshit

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:10 | 5046158 Wahooo
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That cartoon meeds a mushroom cloud in the background.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:53 | 5046315 d edwards
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Where's Waldobama?

 

One thing does work on 24/7 is sowing seeds of discord and division among the American people.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 20:29 | 5046752 kchrisc
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Should have said, "I'm either riding Reggie or a golf cart. Please leave a message..."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 20:39 | 5046802 surf0766
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In Amerika, somone works for you.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 21:00 | 5046915 billybobtx
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Border Patrol is to the United States what the _______ is to Walmart.

 

 

a) manager
b) greeter
c) cashier

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 00:02 | 5047558 Bear
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You will know that we have arrived when the signs are Spanish, with Chinese subtitles.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 03:46 | 5047803 BeetleBailey
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d) annoyed sub-species employee at self-checkout

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 21:41 | 5047076 are we there yet
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Waldo is black.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 21:51 | 5047125 22winmag
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Nero fiddles while 14.6 million licensed hunters polish their rifles.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 23:21 | 5047452 DeusHedge
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do it like a ball player when you see me ball there

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 00:06 | 5047563 Salsipuedes
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Darlings, EVERYONE takes off in the poodle days of August oh don't you know. And he's terrific poolside...or at the bar-b-que!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 00:08 | 5047571 Bear
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POTUS ... Party Operative Trashing US

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 00:42 | 5047619 q99x2
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The US doesn't have a president. 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 02:45 | 5047756 agNau
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"There's some folks out there that have caught somethin like a cold. It's called Ebola. Now these folks did nothing wrong, no they did everything right. You see, they worked their land, they fed their families best they could. They struggled, because they were victims. Victims of a society unwilling to spread the wealth. That same cold is beginning to spread here in the US as well. Where those that have, are unwilling to share. Because of the selfish few, the many suffer from colds. I'm not listenin to complainin. If you have plaints, keep them to yourself.
What's that? Someone fainted?
Is there a corpse man in the room?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 09:12 | 5048266 Duude
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The President has done a lot of good work...........on his swing.  I hear he's finally broken 100 on the front nine.  Frankly, I support him spending every hour of every working day bringing that back nine below 100 too.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 11:14 | 5048897 Your Creator
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Leftists don't have a heart. It's all for political power.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:05 | 5050433 DeusHedge
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see, but the sad thing is, obama's only a bucktooth bear on his own time. I actually see him as the biggest student of Saul Alinsky.

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