Quote Of The Day: John Kerry Hypocrisy Edition

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John Kerry is at it again... Speaking at the US-Africa Summit, the US Secretary of State explained:


Which is odd, given that: a) Obama admitted we tortured some "folk"; and b) when countries refuse to observe human rights - the US drones them?

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But not be outdone, Joe Biden came a close second for QOTD with:


In America?

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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:50 | 5044335 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Please don't insult horses this time.  Horses don't need to be compared to this low life degenerate!! Thank you

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:52 | 5044354 SoberOne
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More rhetoric from the sociopaths.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:58 | 5044387 ZerOhead
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Kerry isn't a sociopath... he's a goddamn HERO.

Killed over 20 Vietnamese himself just so they could have some human rights over there...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:57 | 5044393 Looney
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Kerry – what a phucking squirt of ketchup! ;-)


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:03 | 5044427 john39
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what is going on with old ketchup's face?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:05 | 5044433 Looney
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Those are ketchup stains under his eyes  ;-)


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:28 | 5044544 knukles
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Biden says Africans must demand an end to corruption.

OK, well fuck that, mate.  I'm an American and demand an end to American Government Corruption.
Fucking fixed that now, didn't I?


PS  Those bags are from when he got his full facial Botox and made the excuse that he got smashed up playing ice hockey

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:34 | 5044580 pods
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Wouldn't it have been better if they said he got those black eyes after being bucked off a horse?

"I'm in the mood..............................For love."


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:40 | 5044613 Relentless101
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Just an ugly guy. I actually think the black and blue help. At least then you can imagine what took place to shape that alien structure. Ma goodness.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:40 | 5045661 James_Cole
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Kerry dared to question israel, making him absolutely the worst person in the world according to US/Likud propaganda. Good to see zh'ers buying the propaganda hook line and sinker - just as stupid as the people/bots on cnn.com. 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:05 | 5044430 Headbanger
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<--  Hillary worse than Kerry as Sec of State

<--  Kerry worse than Hillary as Sec of State

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:26 | 5044538 froze25
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Wow, a choice between a douche and a turd.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:30 | 5044562 Headbanger
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Which is which?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:45 | 5046037 HamRove
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Typically a douche smells better?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:59 | 5044729 gcjohns1971
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Al Bundy or Homer Simpson would be vastly superior to anyone the Parties have put on an election ticket in decades.

For a number of years I made it a point to ask most everyone I knew, or met, this question:

"Who would you prefer as a ruler: a benevolent idiot?  Or a Malignant Genius?"


Without exclusion, EVERYONE said they wanted a Malignant Genius.

Hopefully some of them live to regret that.


Wouldn't this be a great US Government?

President - Al Bundy

VP - Homer Simpson

Secretary of State - Kelly Bundy

Secretary of Defense - Beavis

Director of the CIA - Butthead

Chairman of the Federal Reserve - Eric "Screw You Guys" Cartman 

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Dr Leonard McCoy

Secretary of the Department of Agriculture - Elmer Fudd

Secretary of the Department of Transportation - Speed Racer

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:21 | 5045510 Bollixed
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Looks just like the current crop of losers to me. A rose by any other name...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:04 | 5044434 NoDebt
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How in the hell did we miss the opportunity to make this guy Kerrry our President a few years back?

What the hell were we thinking?  What an incredible missed opportunity on our part.  We should all be ashamed of ourselves.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:55 | 5044700 Antifaschistische
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Okay, we get it, "observe human rights"

Now for the question of the day...


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:03 | 5044428 Aussiekiwi
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Were they trampled to death?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:12 | 5044466 ZerOhead
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Knowing John Forbes Kerry that's always a distinct possibility... however his 'official' record says otherwise...


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:22 | 5044521 Winston Churchill
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That made me snicker.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:33 | 5045979 GOLDTRADERRR

"Kerry isn't a sociopath... he's a goddamn HERO.

Killed over 20 Vietnamese himself just so they could have some human rights over there..."

You forgot to put /sarc at the end.


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:54 | 5044367 BaBaBouy
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Just Do Like ISREAL Does... Thats The NEW USa Standard...

Tolerated, Funded And Apparently USa LEGAL.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:55 | 5044376 stinkhammer
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giddy up ketchup

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:56 | 5044388 TahoeBilly2012
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I have heard of Gin Blossoms but that looks like a Gin Wheatfield.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:12 | 5044397 bigdumbnugly
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Please don't insult horses this time.  Horses don't need to be compared to this low life degenerate!! Thank you


well, ok...   but will someone please put a bit in this jackass' mouth?  


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:21 | 5044518 AlaricBalth
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That's speciesism!!!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:36 | 5045994 GOLDTRADERRR

"will someone please put a bit in this jackass' mouth?"

A 'bit' of what... his mouth is already full 'o shit!


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:15 | 5044490 williambanzai7
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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:34 | 5044588 Harbanger
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M.C. Escher? Nice but what's with the bolt and finger perspective?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:50 | 5044338 One And Only
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John Kerry should go back to making Ketchup with his wife.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:11 | 5044465 CrimsonAvenger
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Have you seen his wife? I'm sure he's relishing his time away from her.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:17 | 5044495 power steering
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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:49 | 5044341 GovernmentMule
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Intellectual giants they are...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:50 | 5044342 Dr. Engali
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Human rights are what the elites say they are, not some ancient outdated document. As a matter if fact that ancient outdated document, in reality, is nothing more than negative rights to them.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:53 | 5044345 Colonel Klink
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How about observing our Constitutional rights, you fuckers!

Kerry, the glue trying to hold the world together but we all know he doesn't stick.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:56 | 5044704 DoChenRollingBearing
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But, that horse would be safer for us at the glue factory...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:51 | 5044352 Budd aka Sidewinder
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Israel considers non Jews as 'sub-human' Kerry is not speaking of 'sub-human' rights so it's a non issue

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:56 | 5044377 Cruel Aid
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He's embarrassing. Doesn't know he is an idiot. Sad

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:23 | 5044522 Ms. Erable
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He's not an idiot - he can stamp his hooves to count with the best of 'em!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:42 | 5044629 Cruel Aid
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lol leading the dog and pony show, good one

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:56 | 5044379 medium giraffe
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In America?"


Sometimes Tylers' stealth snark is easily missed.  I've quoted it here so we can take the time to really appreciate that one.

You wonderful, cynical bastard Tyler(s).  I lol'd.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:05 | 5044432 ZerOhead
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That one went right past me.

While I agree with what Biden is saying I don't think directly criticizing the President like that is likely to help matters.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:57 | 5044385 krispkritter
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Words of wisdom..straight from the whorse's mouth...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:00 | 5044402 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Thank you for being so kind to the real horses who don't deserve insults because of that fucking degenerate Kerry. Peace Bro & to all horses!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 02:05 | 5047714 TeethVillage88s
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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:57 | 5044391 Uncle Remus
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S. T. F. U.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:59 | 5044395 oudinot
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Poor Horseface needs a win.

I, personally, cannot think of anything he has attempted to do, that has panned out.

If he were truly a horse, we would take his old, lame ass behind the barn shoot him and send him off to glue factory.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:01 | 5044414 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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here we go again..........@#%!*&

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:00 | 5044405 Yen Cross
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Lurch has officially jumped the barrier from hypocrisy to asinine.

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