Quote Of The Day: John Kerry Hypocrisy Edition

Tyler Durden's picture

John Kerry is at it again... Speaking at the US-Africa Summit, the US Secretary of State explained:


Which is odd, given that: a) Obama admitted we tortured some "folk"; and b) when countries refuse to observe human rights - the US drones them?

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But not be outdone, Joe Biden came a close second for QOTD with:


In America?

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Leonardo Fibonacci2's picture

Please don't insult horses this time.  Horses don't need to be compared to this low life degenerate!! Thank you

SoberOne's picture

More rhetoric from the sociopaths.

ZerOhead's picture

Kerry isn't a sociopath... he's a goddamn HERO.

Killed over 20 Vietnamese himself just so they could have some human rights over there...

Looney's picture

Kerry – what a phucking squirt of ketchup! ;-)


john39's picture

what is going on with old ketchup's face?

Looney's picture

Those are ketchup stains under his eyes  ;-)


knukles's picture

Biden says Africans must demand an end to corruption.

OK, well fuck that, mate.  I'm an American and demand an end to American Government Corruption.
Fucking fixed that now, didn't I?


PS  Those bags are from when he got his full facial Botox and made the excuse that he got smashed up playing ice hockey

pods's picture

Wouldn't it have been better if they said he got those black eyes after being bucked off a horse?

"I'm in the mood..............................For love."


Relentless101's picture

Just an ugly guy. I actually think the black and blue help. At least then you can imagine what took place to shape that alien structure. Ma goodness.

James_Cole's picture

Kerry dared to question israel, making him absolutely the worst person in the world according to US/Likud propaganda. Good to see zh'ers buying the propaganda hook line and sinker - just as stupid as the people/bots on cnn.com. 

Headbanger's picture

<--  Hillary worse than Kerry as Sec of State

<--  Kerry worse than Hillary as Sec of State

froze25's picture

Wow, a choice between a douche and a turd.

HamRove's picture

Typically a douche smells better?

gcjohns1971's picture

Al Bundy or Homer Simpson would be vastly superior to anyone the Parties have put on an election ticket in decades.

For a number of years I made it a point to ask most everyone I knew, or met, this question:

"Who would you prefer as a ruler: a benevolent idiot?  Or a Malignant Genius?"


Without exclusion, EVERYONE said they wanted a Malignant Genius.

Hopefully some of them live to regret that.


Wouldn't this be a great US Government?

President - Al Bundy

VP - Homer Simpson

Secretary of State - Kelly Bundy

Secretary of Defense - Beavis

Director of the CIA - Butthead

Chairman of the Federal Reserve - Eric "Screw You Guys" Cartman 

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Dr Leonard McCoy

Secretary of the Department of Agriculture - Elmer Fudd

Secretary of the Department of Transportation - Speed Racer

Bollixed's picture

Looks just like the current crop of losers to me. A rose by any other name...

NoDebt's picture

How in the hell did we miss the opportunity to make this guy Kerrry our President a few years back?

What the hell were we thinking?  What an incredible missed opportunity on our part.  We should all be ashamed of ourselves.

Antifaschistische's picture

Okay, we get it, "observe human rights"

Now for the question of the day...


Aussiekiwi's picture

Were they trampled to death?

ZerOhead's picture

Knowing John Forbes Kerry that's always a distinct possibility... however his 'official' record says otherwise...



"Kerry isn't a sociopath... he's a goddamn HERO.

Killed over 20 Vietnamese himself just so they could have some human rights over there..."

You forgot to put /sarc at the end.


BaBaBouy's picture

Just Do Like ISREAL Does... Thats The NEW USa Standard...

Tolerated, Funded And Apparently USa LEGAL.

TahoeBilly2012's picture

I have heard of Gin Blossoms but that looks like a Gin Wheatfield.

bigdumbnugly's picture

Please don't insult horses this time.  Horses don't need to be compared to this low life degenerate!! Thank you


well, ok...   but will someone please put a bit in this jackass' mouth?  



"will someone please put a bit in this jackass' mouth?"

A 'bit' of what... his mouth is already full 'o shit!


Harbanger's picture

M.C. Escher? Nice but what's with the bolt and finger perspective?

One And Only's picture

John Kerry should go back to making Ketchup with his wife.

CrimsonAvenger's picture

Have you seen his wife? I'm sure he's relishing his time away from her.

power steering's picture


GovernmentMule's picture

Intellectual giants they are...

Dr. Engali's picture

Human rights are what the elites say they are, not some ancient outdated document. As a matter if fact that ancient outdated document, in reality, is nothing more than negative rights to them.

Colonel Klink's picture

How about observing our Constitutional rights, you fuckers!

Kerry, the glue trying to hold the world together but we all know he doesn't stick.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

But, that horse would be safer for us at the glue factory...

Budd aka Sidewinder's picture

Israel considers non Jews as 'sub-human' Kerry is not speaking of 'sub-human' rights so it's a non issue

Cruel Aid's picture

He's embarrassing. Doesn't know he is an idiot. Sad

Ms. Erable's picture

He's not an idiot - he can stamp his hooves to count with the best of 'em!

Cruel Aid's picture

lol leading the dog and pony show, good one

medium giraffe's picture




In America?"


Sometimes Tylers' stealth snark is easily missed.  I've quoted it here so we can take the time to really appreciate that one.

You wonderful, cynical bastard Tyler(s).  I lol'd.

ZerOhead's picture

That one went right past me.

While I agree with what Biden is saying I don't think directly criticizing the President like that is likely to help matters.

krispkritter's picture

Words of wisdom..straight from the whorse's mouth...

Leonardo Fibonacci2's picture

Thank you for being so kind to the real horses who don't deserve insults because of that fucking degenerate Kerry. Peace Bro & to all horses!

oudinot's picture

Poor Horseface needs a win.

I, personally, cannot think of anything he has attempted to do, that has panned out.

If he were truly a horse, we would take his old, lame ass behind the barn shoot him and send him off to glue factory.

Leonardo Fibonacci2's picture

here we go again..........@#%!*&

Yen Cross's picture

Lurch has officially jumped the barrier from hypocrisy to asinine.