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Quote Of The Day: John Kerry Hypocrisy Edition

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John Kerry is at it again... Speaking at the US-Africa Summit, the US Secretary of State explained:


Which is odd, given that: a) Obama admitted we tortured some "folk"; and b) when countries refuse to observe human rights - the US drones them?

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But not be outdone, Joe Biden came a close second for QOTD with:


In America?


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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:50 | 5044335 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Please don't insult horses this time.  Horses don't need to be compared to this low life degenerate!! Thank you

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:52 | 5044354 linniepar
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More rhetoric from the sociopaths.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:58 | 5044387 ZerOhead
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Kerry isn't a sociopath... he's a goddamn HERO.

Killed over 20 Vietnamese himself just so they could have some human rights over there...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:57 | 5044393 Looney
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Kerry – what a phucking squirt of ketchup! ;-)


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:03 | 5044427 john39
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what is going on with old ketchup's face?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:05 | 5044433 Looney
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Those are ketchup stains under his eyes  ;-)


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:28 | 5044544 knukles
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Biden says Africans must demand an end to corruption.

OK, well fuck that, mate.  I'm an American and demand an end to American Government Corruption.
Fucking fixed that now, didn't I?


PS  Those bags are from when he got his full facial Botox and made the excuse that he got smashed up playing ice hockey

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:34 | 5044580 pods
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Wouldn't it have been better if they said he got those black eyes after being bucked off a horse?

"I'm in the mood..............................For love."


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:40 | 5044613 Relentless101
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Just an ugly guy. I actually think the black and blue help. At least then you can imagine what took place to shape that alien structure. Ma goodness.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:40 | 5045661 James_Cole
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Kerry dared to question israel, making him absolutely the worst person in the world according to US/Likud propaganda. Good to see zh'ers buying the propaganda hook line and sinker - just as stupid as the people/bots on 

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:05 | 5044430 Headbanger
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<--  Hillary worse than Kerry as Sec of State

<--  Kerry worse than Hillary as Sec of State

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:26 | 5044538 froze25
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Wow, a choice between a douche and a turd.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:30 | 5044562 Headbanger
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Which is which?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:45 | 5046037 HamRove
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Typically a douche smells better?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:59 | 5044729 gcjohns1971
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Al Bundy or Homer Simpson would be vastly superior to anyone the Parties have put on an election ticket in decades.

For a number of years I made it a point to ask most everyone I knew, or met, this question:

"Who would you prefer as a ruler: a benevolent idiot?  Or a Malignant Genius?"


Without exclusion, EVERYONE said they wanted a Malignant Genius.

Hopefully some of them live to regret that.


Wouldn't this be a great US Government?

President - Al Bundy

VP - Homer Simpson

Secretary of State - Kelly Bundy

Secretary of Defense - Beavis

Director of the CIA - Butthead

Chairman of the Federal Reserve - Eric "Screw You Guys" Cartman 

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Dr Leonard McCoy

Secretary of the Department of Agriculture - Elmer Fudd

Secretary of the Department of Transportation - Speed Racer

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:21 | 5045510 Bollixed
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Looks just like the current crop of losers to me. A rose by any other name...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:04 | 5044434 NoDebt
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How in the hell did we miss the opportunity to make this guy Kerrry our President a few years back?

What the hell were we thinking?  What an incredible missed opportunity on our part.  We should all be ashamed of ourselves.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:55 | 5044700 Antifaschistische
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Okay, we get it, "observe human rights"

Now for the question of the day...


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:03 | 5044428 Aussiekiwi
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Were they trampled to death?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:12 | 5044466 ZerOhead
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Knowing John Forbes Kerry that's always a distinct possibility... however his 'official' record says otherwise...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:22 | 5044521 Winston Churchill
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That made me snicker.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:33 | 5045979 GOLDTRADERRR

"Kerry isn't a sociopath... he's a goddamn HERO.

Killed over 20 Vietnamese himself just so they could have some human rights over there..."

You forgot to put /sarc at the end.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:54 | 5044367 BaBaBouy
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Just Do Like ISREAL Does... Thats The NEW USa Standard...

Tolerated, Funded And Apparently USa LEGAL.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:55 | 5044376 stinkhammer
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giddy up ketchup

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:56 | 5044388 TahoeBilly2012
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I have heard of Gin Blossoms but that looks like a Gin Wheatfield.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:12 | 5044397 bigdumbnugly
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Please don't insult horses this time.  Horses don't need to be compared to this low life degenerate!! Thank you


well, ok...   but will someone please put a bit in this jackass' mouth?  


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:21 | 5044518 AlaricBalth
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That's speciesism!!!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:36 | 5045994 GOLDTRADERRR

"will someone please put a bit in this jackass' mouth?"

A 'bit' of what... his mouth is already full 'o shit!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:15 | 5044490 williambanzai7
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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:34 | 5044588 Harbanger
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M.C. Escher? Nice but what's with the bolt and finger perspective?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:50 | 5044338 One And Only
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John Kerry should go back to making Ketchup with his wife.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:11 | 5044465 CrimsonAvenger
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Have you seen his wife? I'm sure he's relishing his time away from her.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:17 | 5044495 power steering
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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:49 | 5044341 GovernmentMule
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Intellectual giants they are...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:50 | 5044342 Dr. Engali
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Human rights are what the elites say they are, not some ancient outdated document. As a matter if fact that ancient outdated document, in reality, is nothing more than negative rights to them.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:53 | 5044345 Colonel Klink
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How about observing our Constitutional rights, you fuckers!

Kerry, the glue trying to hold the world together but we all know he doesn't stick.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:56 | 5044704 DoChenRollingBearing
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But, that horse would be safer for us at the glue factory...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:51 | 5044352 Budd aka Sidewinder
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Israel considers non Jews as 'sub-human' Kerry is not speaking of 'sub-human' rights so it's a non issue

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:56 | 5044377 Cruel Aid
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He's embarrassing. Doesn't know he is an idiot. Sad

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:23 | 5044522 Ms. Erable
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He's not an idiot - he can stamp his hooves to count with the best of 'em!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:42 | 5044629 Cruel Aid
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lol leading the dog and pony show, good one

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:56 | 5044379 medium giraffe
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In America?"


Sometimes Tylers' stealth snark is easily missed.  I've quoted it here so we can take the time to really appreciate that one.

You wonderful, cynical bastard Tyler(s).  I lol'd.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:05 | 5044432 ZerOhead
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That one went right past me.

While I agree with what Biden is saying I don't think directly criticizing the President like that is likely to help matters.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:57 | 5044385 krispkritter
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Words of wisdom..straight from the whorse's mouth...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:00 | 5044402 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Thank you for being so kind to the real horses who don't deserve insults because of that fucking degenerate Kerry. Peace Bro & to all horses!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 02:05 | 5047714 TeethVillage88s
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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:57 | 5044391 Uncle Remus
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S. T. F. U.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:59 | 5044395 oudinot
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Poor Horseface needs a win.

I, personally, cannot think of anything he has attempted to do, that has panned out.

If he were truly a horse, we would take his old, lame ass behind the barn shoot him and send him off to glue factory.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:01 | 5044414 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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here we go again..........@#%!*&

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:00 | 5044405 Yen Cross
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Lurch has officially jumped the barrier from hypocrisy to asinine.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:02 | 5044423 Aussiekiwi
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Yeah, but he never said which Human rights, he will make them up to suit himself and the situation, he is a bloody Politician after all, whatever.


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:09 | 5044453 lsandersj
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Some people insist on hearing what they think and not thinking about what they are hearing.

Bush embraced torture after 9/11, Obama is holding people accountable.

Wouldn't it be neat to have discussion and not just more hate and opinion?

And BTW, drones are the neatest thing since sliced bread.  Like any weapon they can be used indiscriminately.  Sure beats the charge of the light brigade where everybody dies.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:10 | 5044459 tony wilson
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human rights

skull and bones men

human rights us  soldier on a swift boat

human rights

daily zionist ritual torah slaughter

human rights

the us use of depleted uranium and energy weapons

human rights cia kill squads

no human rights for you goy

only for the satan worshipping dancing jews

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 02:10 | 5047717 TeethVillage88s
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When we go In

- We are going to hit them Hard
- And when we hit them hard,
- we are going to hit them low
- When we hit them low, we are going to run the ball

Thanks Kerry for the plan, but I don't think your ball plan is applicable to Mid-East War

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:12 | 5044472 WTFUD
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Kerry the face that launched a dozen yachts.

How's the Gaz works in Ukraine going Joe?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:12 | 5044475 Theta_Burn
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America's gaze is shifting to resource rich corrupt Africa now... uh oh.

Better subscribe to whatever corruption is required when that American delegation rolls in.

Remember the outrage by Biden and Kerry when the Saudi corruption was exposed... oh wait


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:12 | 5044476 mastersnark
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It makes more sense when you see it in context:

"Every human has a right to be monitored, a right to be taxed, and of course a right to be punctured by thousands of fragments from a Hellfire missile. America has always stood for these basic human rights and has done more to build a military-industrial complex to profit off those rights than any other. Therefore, in the name of corporate profits, other countries must start observing these cherished human rights."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:16 | 5044489 Number 156
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Im certain that this albatross Kerry is only there not because he is good at anything, but that they need his (rich wife's) money.

Kinda like some flunkie from a rich family getting a Harvard scholarship because the flunkie's father paid for the construction of a campus building or something.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:19 | 5044501 gcjohns1971
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The Democratic Party apparatus demonstrating once again their much vaunted moral and mental superiority.


Their grasp of reality... not so much.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:24 | 5044516 socalbeach
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If what Kerry and Biden said are the quotes of the day, this takes honorable mention.

(21 hours ago)

Obama: 'Russia doesn't make anything'

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:23 | 5044529 rwe2late
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 The USA, Israel, Afghanistan, Iraq, Poland, Romania, and the UK

are all signatories to the UN Convention Against Torture and degrading treatment,

(and which also bans renditions to places of torture) ...


so none of that which is reported can actually be happening


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:25 | 5044531 gcjohns1971
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Human Rights:  He was against 'em before he was for 'em, before he was against 'em, before he was for 'em.

I am with Sully.  Hard to imagine these things in office are human.

Look at Kerry.

Can you imagine that man making love?

Would he talk, dirty?  Or neigh?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:59 | 5044532 wisefool
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It is possible to live in poverty and not pay taxes to the feckless statist department and US war machine. Theoretically, two people can have quasi-human rights for the price of one. Just my observation. In the 2004 presidential campaign Kerry disclosed he pays an 11% federal tax rate. Hopefully by now he is down to 3 or 4%. By the end of his term we can only hope for 0%.

EDIT: Another great Kerry quote brought to you by the Zerohedge way back machine ( the archives 2/27/2014, right before the recent bunch of clusters started)

John Kerry: "The US Is Beginning To Act Like A Poor Nation"

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:27 | 5044541 gcjohns1971
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Maybe he meant countries were to observe human rights ... but in the same way plague researchers observe a deadly virus?  Contained in a laboratory environment?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:28 | 5044554 WTFUD
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No one trains the shitty offspring of the puppet african and middle east zealot dictators as well as the ENGLISH ESTABLISHMENT.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:33 | 5044576 kchrisc
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New term: "Criminal hypocrisy"


"Restore human rights, guillotine the sociopaths."

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:37 | 5044593 Blazed
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John Kohn(Kerry), man of the hour!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:38 | 5044598 world_debt_slave
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swiftboat that sob, also a reason a prop were flip flops

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:44 | 5044642 The Phallic Crusader
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Has John Kerry heard of Israel, or the mountains of evidene of its customary use of war crimes?

It just seems so strange he wouldn't mention the use of anti-personnel and anti-armor shells in crowded civilian areas along with DIME and DU munitions.

Think he forgot?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 14:19 | 5044838 besnook
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israel is doing the palestinians a favor(in the eyes of israel and the usa) by liberating them from a miserable life in an apartheid system. genocide =freedom from israel and the usa.

i can't wait for nutandyahoo to claim that the palestinians are purposely committing suicide by gathering where israel is dropping bombs, missiles and ordinance.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:50 | 5044670 alfred b.
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   According to Kerry, the Palestinians ought to be happy that they're being killed, maimed, caged and destroyed by such a class act as the Israeli army and their humanitarian prime minister....surely Netenyaho will be a nominee for the Nobel Peace prize!!!      Maybe Kerry should be vacationing on the Gaza shores this summer....let him bring the ketchup...and bread, milk, eggs, chicken, etc....enough for all


Mon, 08/04/2014 - 14:00 | 5044737 Salsipuedes
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Here's a good one: 

"I'm sure there's a logical explanation for all of this." - Frank Biden, Joe's brother.

P.S. It's not the same 'Liberia' but there is no effective difference...

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 14:21 | 5044848 InsaneAngloWarLord
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His wife beats him with a sock full of money to keep him in line.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 14:22 | 5044863 besnook
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all humor aside, these assholes have made every american an accessory to murder. get rid of the complicit congress in november. make them pay. the ballot box is the only effective deterent to aipac.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:05 | 5045037 DOT
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Hey, come on!

We still have our freedoms (for which we are hated) and get to chose between buying more stawks or buying more missles. My take is that the current Lord and Mr. will make it easier on us all and make us buy both!

Win-Win. What's not to like?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:19 | 5045088 earleflorida
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"Responsibility to Protect" (R2P)*

Ref:    "Generation's End"   by  Scott L. Malcomson c.2011

The telling tale of tragedy brought on by a '911', where millions of innocents paid the ultimate price for a few?!? 'Truly Exceptional'

"August 19, This Day During The Iraq War"

Ps. This book by Malcomson, is a blow-by-blow gut-punch into awe? inspiring realities, involving Americana wards with forever lock'd-n-load'd feudalism--  all of the ME since 1900's is ours... in the name of freedom?

Ps2. Africa will be eugenic`sized via mass cacogenics extermination by the exceptionalist...



Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:22 | 5045524 Lea
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America opposes the International Criminal Court, so it can carry on committing war crimes with impunity. So please, no more finger-wagging lessons in morality from American leaders. Not ONE!

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:27 | 5045565 smacker
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"John Kerry Hypocrisy Edition"



LOL. These guys are a joke. Do they really believe anybody listens to them?

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 16:28 | 5045580 Who was that ma...
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"Human rights"?

Does John Kerry even know what that means?

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