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This leader is badder than bad

This virus is nothing to Vlad

He knows how to thwart it

Step 1: Don't import it

As death tends to make people mad

The Limerick King

 

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Tue, 08/05/2014 - 19:27 | 5051583 drendebe10
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... nice man boobs.... he needs a manzeer....

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 19:38 | 5051634 nmewn
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lol...almost as bad as Mick Jagger prancing around like he's in his 20's.

Sometimes the KGB/FSB propaganda is self defeating, I just let em run with it ;-)

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 18:22 | 5051348 Ariadne
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Regardless of the virulence of ebola it doesn't swim to America. If this isn't a crime against humanity (including hoax) its an act of war.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 17:08 | 5051049 nmewn
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I know this sounds obvious as hell so please forgive me...but did any of the "smartest people in the room" even contemplate just sending the ebola serum over there?

I mean, one guy with a briefcase, sipping a martini in first class vs the infected patients, quarantine-haz-mat scenario.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 17:33 | 5051136 Pure Evil
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Then Obama wouldn't be able to put up the "Mission Accomplished" banner once he's thinned out the vast majority of US citizens that oppose him.

He doesn't care who else dies as long as he can get rid of all the haters, the bitter clingers, the Christians, the whites, the 2nd Amendment activists, or just about anyone that believes in limited government.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 18:33 | 5051379 nmewn
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Whup, I see the issues now and its three fold...

"But before it can be used on a wider scale, it must first go through the formal drug approval process with the FDA. Howard says the plan was to begin that process later this year.

The compound used to treat Dr. Kent Brantly and Nancy Writebol was only formulated in January, according to Larry Zeitlin, PhD, president of Mapp Biopharmaceuticals, the California company that co-developed the drug.

It has been tested in monkeys, but had never before been given to human patients before it was rushed to Brantly and Writebol."

...if it had been unsuccessful they would have been accused of testing an unapproved drug on black people (so they needed the two "white guinea pigs") AND the bureaucrats at the FDA simply will not be cut out of the loop of sitting on medications that can actually help people (thats a bureaucrats job on the line we're talkin bout here) AND obviously the new drug must be properly front-run by politicians & cronies.

IPO in...3-2-1 ;-)

http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/829420

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 17:03 | 5051024 the wet spot
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Pretty sure North Korea already televised a similar image except with Dear Leader as the star.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 16:38 | 5050906 prospero matthews
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Yippi-Ki-yay M______ F_______ !

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 16:08 | 5050787 SMC
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Awesome!!! Well done!!!!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:37 | 5050641 Bemused Observer
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Ahhh, I can't see the pictures...probably because of noscript. I COULD "allow" the site, but then I'd get all the slowdown shit again, which is why I put noscript on in the first place...

So, tell me about the pictures guys...Are they of Putin, wrestling with a large Ebola virus? Is he shirtless?

My imagination is running wild here...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:57 | 5050736 Intoxicologist
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You can temporarily allow the page then easily revoke those permissions when you're done viewing the pictures.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 16:45 | 5050939 Bemused Observer
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I tried that, but it's still just a big black box...no pics...:-(

Maybe it's one of the other things I have to 'allow'...but screw it, I'm not going through that list. Who the hell ARE all those entities anyway? Dianomi? What IS that? And why does Twitter want to get in to my computer? I told them off a long time ago over their 140 character limits.
And how do I know which one of these would-be intruders has the pictures held hostage? Something tells me I should not be inviting these jokers into my world, no matter WHAT they try to tempt me with...

I really, really hate this technology shit. It just gets old, ya know?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 17:31 | 5051129 Pure Evil
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You have to allow at the very least flickr.com, maybe yimg.com

You have to temporarily allow them. Once you close the browser everything goes back to being banned, or you can revoke the temp permissions once you're done.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 21:00 | 5051942 Bemused Observer
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Ok, flickr worked. Thanks!

Yeah, there's my boy now, in all his shirtless glory...lol!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:25 | 5050574 the grateful un...
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what has he done with Major Kong?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:26 | 5050582 cifo
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Honestly, that's exactly what I expected to see after I read the title.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:23 | 5050142 teslaberry
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UNBELIEVEABLE FUNNY. NICE. 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:52 | 5049893 besnook
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ebola is the cure for social security and medicare maladies.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:56 | 5050367 ChanceIs
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God save my soul, I have been wondering if that isn't what Obama plans.  You know - the fundamental transformation.  Did Stephen King work on his campaign?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 16:27 | 5050863 New_Meat
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"Did Stephen King work on his campaign?"

nyet, tovarich, but Ezekiel Emanuel is a'smilin'

- Ned

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:10 | 5050051 espirit
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Rootin' Tootin' Putin.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:43 | 5049816 atthelake
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How old is he? He's sitting. The man is the world's only hope. Give him a break.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:22 | 5049678 Nobody For President
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Thanks for the Food and Beverage warning.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:11 | 5049607 Son of Captain Nemo
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That ebola snake needs a submissive "Barry head" on it!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:46 | 5049450 kurt
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Ebola Cosmetic

Moisturizes the skin, smooths out the complextion!

(consult your doctor, chance, 90%, of protracted death)

"Ask Your Doctor if Ebola Cosmetic is right for you!"

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:41 | 5049419 VWAndy
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What no cuff links?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:38 | 5049384 pupdog1
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Vlad should be waving that hat in the air--like Slim Pickens.

Yee-Haaaaaaaaaaa ...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:20 | 5049309 williambanzai7
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Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:23 | 5050568 the grateful un...
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this should replace the GOP Kool Aid pretty soon

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:09 | 5049265 Kassandra
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Excellent!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:08 | 5049262 ghostzapper
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Christ almighty who let him out of the compound without his bra? 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 17:01 | 5051015 RaceToTheBottom
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Watch out, you have entered the Putin Man-crush Zone.

Take appropriate precautions.

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 18:48 | 5051452 ghostzapper
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Nah.  don't think people understand my sense of humor on this one.  just call it like I see it. 

just don't see what he's so proud of.  Gets the same results as the guys in my gym that take ten minutes between sets, do the exercises incorrectly, don't eat correctly, and stand around chit-chatting about Bieber and Facebook posts. 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 11:59 | 5049204 nuclearsquid
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Limerick King's best work!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 11:57 | 5049199 dontgoforit
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Vlad the bad; barry the ferry.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:18 | 5050101 espirit
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That's snappy!

(might have to use it later)

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 11:14 | 5048905 williambanzai7
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Tue, 08/05/2014 - 18:22 | 5051350 the grateful un...
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government is indelible. your mistakes live in perpetuity

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 16:15 | 5050810 Kilgore Trout
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Yur doin a great job, William.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 16:04 | 5050771 Boxed Merlot
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What's with all the folks wearing pleated britches?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:57 | 5050374 Michigander
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I thought the head was the other end...

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