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Watch As Former Israeli Ambassador Suddenly "Loses Audio" When Asked About Kerry Spying

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Over the weekend we reported that in the latest diplomatic Snafu between Israel and the US, it was revealed that America's middle eastern ally had been eavesdropping on none other than John Kerry (it is unclear what precisely Israel had hoped to gain from this waste of time and resources). While it was clear that both sides would rush to cover up the embarrassment that Israel spying on the US would reveal, one question did make it through. However, that doesn't mean that it got an answer.

In the clip below, Michael Oren, former Israeli ambassador to the United States, said he could no longer hear an MSNBC news anchor when she asked about allegations that Israel spied on U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry. According to Al Arabiya it was not possible to independently verify whether Oren could not hear the question or if he was pretending, but he answered previous questions during the interview without difficulty.

Perhaps the most surprising take home is just how little truth it takes for a politician to "lose the audio."

 

That said, or rather unsaid, who can blame Oren for not wanting to have any part of this: here is the US secretary of state on a pink bicycle, as photographed on Sunday in Nantucket by visitor Owen Perkins, National Review reported.

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Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:34 | 5049366 dontgoforit
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Can you hear me now?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:41 | 5049395 knukles
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So what else is new?
When has a politician actually answered a question anyhow?

 

 

and who the fuck in their right mind would go on msnbc anyhow...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:41 | 5049408 john39
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Remember the Liberty.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:46 | 5049453 Hugh G Rection
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You must be one of dem anti-seeemight conspiracy tin foilers or sumthing!

 

You probably also think this soldier getting cut off when he brings up Israel was on purpose too!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkHvtb2ciUc

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:53 | 5049502 Muh Raf
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I'd take my hat off to anyone who can actually prove that Hamas exist, other than as grainy image of man in cheap gorilla suit: http://www.preoccupiedterritory.com/study-more-photographs-of-bigfoot-th...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:58 | 5049537 power steering
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Perhaaps you'd be interested in the timely purchase of my inventory of frozen fruit bat

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:02 | 5049562 Stackers
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Greenpan's wife.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:14 | 5049626 Troll Magnet
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"Can you hear me?"

"No, I can't hear you, Andrea."

 

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:29 | 5049715 ZerOhead
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That is exactly where he was going.

 

We are all so fucked...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:34 | 5049741 Four chan
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we have a pink bike foreign policy. it is a pink bike.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:37 | 5049760 NotApplicable
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That's one swift boat!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:59 | 5049969 boogerbently
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Israel just needs to say, "Hell yeah!!!"

"We ALL spy on each other......YOU know that better than anybody !!!"

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 19:16 | 5051531 SafelyGraze
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you missus greenspan.

could you repeat the question missus greenspan?

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:16 | 5050091 RaceToTheBottom
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Must be a leftover relic from the Hillary regime....

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:32 | 5049732 ajax
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Who the fuck wants to listen to Andrea Mitchell anyway?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:59 | 5049971 boogerbently
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The pot calling the kettle black.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:22 | 5049669 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Mike Lauren, can you still hear us in Tel Aviv?"

"I'm in Tel Aviv.  I can't hear you.  Sorry"

Is this an SNL skit?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:31 | 5049721 NotApplicable
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How many times did that fucker blink his eyes?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:36 | 5050222 Squid Viscous
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classic sign of lying, the body/soul will always manifest a signal... unless you're really possessed like Bibi... he can lie without even blinking one of his reptile eye-covers

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:31 | 5049727 ZerOhead
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I'm surprised the NSA or Mossad or the Network didn't provide him with a list of the questions...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:54 | 5049914 chunga
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Ask him where to send him some money and I bet his ears snap right out of it.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:31 | 5049730 Hugh G Rection
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yeah i noticed that part also, lmao

 

"Yeah I'm in Tel Aviv, but I couldn't hear the part about us spying on Kerry"

Maybe this footage will disappear down the rabbit hole, along with Carl Cameron's 4 part show on the Israeli spies caught before and after 9/11.  Not to mention all those reports about truck bombs on 9/11...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDqNLrOd_SY

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:09 | 5049603 Muh Raf
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Do I get fries with that?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:45 | 5050277 RafterManFMJ
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Golly, when someone cannot hear a question I ask, I repeat it, slower and sometimes louder.

I guess they don't teach things like this at journalism school?

I'm curious - which is the bigger waste of flesh: those who facilitate and serve the propaganda organs of the state, or those who actually watch them?

That's a puzzler, isn't it?

I do know the former deserves an eventual noose and an unmarked grave.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:03 | 5049567 Hugh G Rection
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Hamas exists,

But...

It was created by Israel as a counter to the more secular PLO.

Problem Reaction Solution.

http://zionismsucks.com/2014/07/16/why-israel-created-hamas/

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:16 | 5049641 Muh Raf
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Hamas reslly exist? It's as fake as you get: http://iamthewitness.com/img/Fake.Hamas.jpg

This Israeli forgot to take off his Star of David whilst posing as a Hamas Jihad fanatic. Hamas do not really exist as a Muslim movement and never have, they were only ever a fake resistance movement after Shaykh Yasin (quadraplegic BTW) was imprisoned. The mossad have run it ever since then. Hence it doesn't really exist, it's just another dog and pony show.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:26 | 5049697 Hugh G Rection
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Yeah I have seen that photo before lol.

No doubt, (if it exists) Mossad plays dressup to exaggerate the threat.

Here is definitve proof it does exist though...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:37 | 5049758 Four chan
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all the killing justified by something made up, that never existed, it would be silly if it weren't so tragic and stupid.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:26 | 5050138 Squid Viscous
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need monkey bar footage,i.e Al Qaeda guys/ then I will believe they are the new bogey-men... surely they can re-create that? or just run the same clips and say its "HAMAS"
Tue, 08/05/2014 - 17:20 | 5051106 roadhazard
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They don't exist as much anymore, heh.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:55 | 5049511 ilion
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Israel is an evil country.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:47 | 5049848 Kirk2NCC1701
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"The USA is an evil country".

Is that any more accurate or representative?  It certainly is a "red meat" statement, that will provoke predictable responses.

Looks like you only have one size paint brush:  The 6" brush.  Best used to paint the barn.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:18 | 5050540 teslaberry
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but wy cannot we be rpound of ing evil AND israel being evil together, with europe, cooperating to dominate the world. 

 

my only complaint is they are doing a shit job and the chinese are literally stealing the rug out from underneath the collective feet of western imperialists in europe and the u.s. 

 

i mean, who am i to monday morning quarter back the nwo, but seriously i've been following this shit for so many years, and i see so much incompetence. 

 

then again, i do accept i am not privy to the secrets they possess, but a lot of those secrets are bullshit. it's just about initiative and goals. and i think they are choosing the wrong initiative and the wrong goals. 

but that really depends on who they are and what their motives are.....and that too may be somewhat of a confusing mystery. it's obvious they want to dominate the world but so does everyone. the question is HOW. that is the real question.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:59 | 5050382 discopimp
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From Hugh E Rection's post - Jump to the comment here   http://www.youtube.com/v/xkHvtb2ciUc?start=211&end=289&version=3

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:49 | 5049473 NidStyles
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I have said it more than once, screw Israel.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:15 | 5049635 Hugh G Rection
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I figured out what the Zionists want.

Seems reasonable enough...

http://youtu.be/74Uq-PxH-es?t=5s

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:53 | 5050282 Kirk2NCC1701
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I get it, how the emotional "charge" a person might feel from your statement, but...

It does nothing for me in strategic or operational terms.  After that nice bit of venting, what do you do

I'd argue that... It's high time that:

   - Israel stands on its own, like any so-called sovereign nation, and make peace with its inhabitants and neighbors.

   - The US stops sending Foreign Aid to Israel.  They are a developed, technologically advanced country.

   - The US stops sending Military Aid to Israel -- no matter how it behaves.

   - The US stops providing Intelligence to Israel - about Americans, Europeans, or on anyone they want info/intel

   - The US stops running proxy wars for Israel (Iraq, Syria, Iran)

   - The US stops acting like Israel's big brother in the school yard, and beat up other kids or steal their lunch money

   - The US stops acting like Israel's "bitch", and that US politician acted like they work for America, not a Foreign Power called Israel.

If you find yourself agreeing with these points, then you will also have to admit that the root of all these problems (Cause-Effect) is actually... the US.  W/o the US, Israel would not exist. 

If a non-Zionist Israel did exist, it'd be a completely different Israel than the fascist-Zionists are running:  it would have to be a democtracit Israel, not a Zionist Israel.  Zio-Jews would have to live with Muslims/Palestinians, not be ruling over them.  Apartheid was removed from S.Africa, let's remove it from Israel.

Remove the US from backing Israel, as though it were its 1st State (not 51st State), and the problem goes away.  Take away the GRC status from the USD, and America's MIC and endless funding of Israel goes away.  Of course, with it, the demand for war debt and fiat dollars would also go away.  Good for America and its troops, but very bad for Global Banksters.

Hence, it is the rabid/Revisionist Zionists who are the most motivated to keep the Status Quo, i.e. to keep the USD from dying or getting booted off the GRC throne.  Therefore, I'd argue, I'd say...

Fuck the USD and its GRC status!  World, PLEASE de-Dolarize.  Completely.  ASAP.  NOW.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:38 | 5050647 teslaberry
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wait so you are saying the u.s. should pull 100,000 troops out of southern germany and okinawa and japan in general? oh and south korea?

 

because those troops are 'support' . israel is CHEAP compared to the u.s. presence in germany japan and korea. the isreaeli's give major bank for the buck and provide the u.s. with pretty seriously awesome weapons tech----it works both ways with isreal. germany, japan AND SOUTH KOREA. 

but fuck israel just cuz, am i right?

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:56 | 5049513 Hugh G Rection
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PS

 

Remember the Liberty...AND, the Lavon Affair, the King David Hotel bombing, the Marine barracks in Lebanon, but mostly remember 9/11!

Remember a group of Zionist neocons called for "A catastrophic, catalyzing event--Like a New Pearl Harbor" 1 year before 9/11 in their paper "Rebuilding America's Defenses"

Remember Ehud Barrak was live on BBC shortly after the second tower fell calling for the invasion of Afghanistan (et al) and a War On Terror.

Remember dual citizens like Michael Chertoff were in charge of the non investigation, and criminal obstruction of justice.

Remember dual citizen Philip Zelikow wrote the 9/11 Omission Report...

Please wake up America, I would like my Country back!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:05 | 5049578 F0ster
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we take the country back by working together to asphixiate the Zionist's life supply, FIAT currencies and promoting this message to everyone we know. Supporting the BRICS and a bi-polar monetary order is ultimately lethal to Israel's incidious plot to control Americans and America. You think Jews in the US want t live in that dirty sweaty middle east shit hole? No they want America as the new Israel and they have turned it into the totalitarian nightmare that only a Zionist could love. Wake up people we at war with Zionists and we need to start taking these evil MF's down, one by one.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:18 | 5049650 Hugh G Rection
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You forgot to mention the BDS movement.

The first three numbers on the barcode that signify a product is from Israel...729.  I have heard rumours Israel changed it to 871 and or 879 as well, but the best way to be sure is to download the "buycott" app on your smartphone.

http://www.buycott.com/

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:18 | 5050106 btdt
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where did they go?

 

the israel firsters, the zionists of all faiths, the uhrah total war is cool universal zombie soldiers who are more interested in command sturcture during WWII than in talking about the various tactical aspects of wetware as practiced in Gaza and taught to souless Americans by the MOSSAD in Iraq....

they suddenly disappear when such issues as the USS Liberty come up.

Why? I mean besides flat cowardice and the lack of an answer to why they support a foreign power over their own country.

Come back and give us a defense of Israel when they shoot American sailors in the water? Total war after all means collateral damage.

There are Red Coats in every generation. And Hessians... and a portion of the Scots Irish have been the butt boys to whoever is in charge... And then there are the Patriots who will have to deal with this group at some point.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:33 | 5050569 Kirk2NCC1701
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Hugh G and F0ster, I agree with you.  My own tack here, is to (hopeully) inform and self-educate fellow ZHers.  And through them, to educate others also, as to what is REALLY going on.  And to educate what the Talking Points should be, rather than constantly being manipulated into false paradigms and false talking points.  Hence...

The root issue is the "worldview" that is being imposed on US and Western thinking by very ambitious, extremist, well-funded, organized and relentless people:  Zionists.

Zionism is NOT Judaism.  It is not a cultural, racial, or religious movement.  In its present form and dominant flavor, Zionism is a POLITICAL movement.  Not all Jews are Zionists, and not all Zionists are Jews.  True Judaism rejects Zionism, but some factions embrace it.

The recent genome study indicates that 80% of the people in Israel have no Semitic blood while 80% of the Palestinians do have the Semitic blood of Abraham.  The Zionist deception is the great fraud in human history and most Americans are clueless as to how they have fooled billions around the world.

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/08/zionists-must-start-ww3-or-they-lose-veteranstoday-3005862.html

Palestinians are Semites (descendants of Shem, the son of the Biblical Noah).  Hence Zionist claims of "antisemitism" is SEMANTIC SOPHISTRY.  It is a totally false argument.  People might be opposed to some the political or business practices of some "Jews".  Just as they might be opposed to the political or business practices of any other identifiable group.  They might be opposed to Zionism for its Fascist and Imperialist nature, and they have every right to be oppose to it -- openly, honestly and guilt-free. 

Nuttynyahoo is a Revisionist Zionist, which is a faction within Zionism itself.  His father was one too.  See...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revisionist_zionism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zionism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Zionism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netanyahu

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzion_Netanyahu

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Netanyahu

Note that there is no danger of the Netanyahus having a dominant Semitic (indigenous) bloodline.  Look at him:  totally European.  Their bloodline is rather diluted.  Culturally they are European Jews and politically they are Revisionist Zionists, which is an imperialist philosophy: Take other people’s land, other people's stuff. 

BTW, this clearly resonates with those who stole Indian land for centuries – using same fake arguments and pretexts for their land grabs, genocide and apartheid policies. It was "The American Way": MANIFEST DESTINY.  Take it all, colonize it all.  "Make me stop!" was the mindset.  To this day.  And this (subconsciously-ingrained) mindset exists in 'Christian' Zionists, aka Neocons.  E.g. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld...

Extremist elements of Zionism are unwilling and unable to compromise.  Their extremist voices and influence must be drowned out by moderate elements inside and outside of Zionism.  It must be democratized.  To do that, the dialog must be open and informed. 

Let's start informing people.  A few at a time.  Here, elsewhere.  Good luck.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:49 | 5050694 Hugh G Rection
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Careful with veteranstoday.

I used to be a big fan of their site, but Gordon Duff admitted he publishes 40% disinfo.

Fetzer is also a monumental douchebag.  He wrote the book on psyops, and propagates lies about hologram planes and mini nukes.

Disinfo to avoid: Judy Wood (DEW/Space Beams/Hutchinson Effect) Simon Shack (holograms planes hit towers) Fetzer (mini nukes)

AE911truth, Richard Gage, Dr. Steven Jones, and Neils Harrit have peer reviewed what was used to demolish the towers...

Now we need to focus on who, why, and start waking up the brainwashed.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:03 | 5050411 ajax
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Remember Rachel Corrie

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 18:24 | 5051352 omniversling
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"I'm in Tell A Lie, I can't hear you, I'm sorry..."

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:44 | 5049413 Yes We Can. But...
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Oren: Of course we spy on your Secretary of State, Kerry.  We have no choice but to.  The US spies on everyone, even on 100% of its own citizens.  So, of course we must reciprocate to the extent possible.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:50 | 5049469 SoilMyselfRotten
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One can only hope for the safety and security of our nation, that the pic with Kerry on a pink bike was photoshopped. Oyyyvay

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:14 | 5049627 curbjob
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I understand that the US spies on every other country, but in this case it's more like Arizona spying on Kerry.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:48 | 5049463 junction
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Then answer this question, Oren, what do you think of a guy riding a pink girly-man bicycle?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:09 | 5049560 HardAssets
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The scary thing is that guys like that make decisions that get young men killed in wars. Pink bike gurly boys & butch 'women' who consider themselves 'the elites'.

 

Think I'm gonna encourage young family members to join the military now ?

I don't think so.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:55 | 5050731 Cacete de Ouro
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Code Pink

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:08 | 5049596 williambanzai7
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Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:10 | 5049605 Zero Govt
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taken shortly after Kerry was seen on a pink bicycle

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:13 | 5050067 Kirk2NCC1701
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So, Global Banksters will only back "electable" ploticians, who are compromised or can be?

Candidate prospect... Malleable = good.  Pro-Bankster= better.  Compromised = best.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:06 | 5050026 Everybodys All ...
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Say hello to Ms. Greenspan. How ironic isn't it?

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 06:54 | 5053057 azat501
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She = Can you hear me from Tel Aviv?

He = I'm in Tel Aviv and i cannot hear you

 

LoL

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:36 | 5049368 Dr. Engali
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Lol... That wasn't obvious or anything.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:45 | 5049444 spastic_colon
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ya...gotta love when she asks if he can hear her and he actually "answers" that he couldn't.....great slapstick!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:06 | 5049549 Blankenstein
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Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:37 | 5049638 A is A
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LOL. No, it's even better than that! She says "Can you still hear us in Tel Aviv?" He says, "I'm in Tel Aviv but I can't hear you." WTF??? If he can't hear how did he know she asked about him being in Tel Aviv? What a joke!!!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:10 | 5050041 ajax
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Hey Andrea, next time he pretends he can't hear you try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QVAoA2TnvI

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:36 | 5049373 freewolf7
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Can you say war crimes.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:41 | 5049412 power steering
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Yes. USAF WW2

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:44 | 5049431 Oldballplayer
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The USAF did not exist in WW2.

 

If you are going to talk shit, you might want to do some homework.

The air wing of the Army was the USAAC, and of course the US Navy and Marine Corps had air wings as well.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:56 | 5049518 fightthepower
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You missed his larger point, which is that the USA bombed civilians in WWII.  Maybe you should try understand his basic point rather then act like an asshole. 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:06 | 5049556 PrecipiceWatching
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And freed how many tens of millions in the process?

 

Its called total war motherfucker.

The ONLY sane way to wage war:

Fuck with us, we'll end it quickly (nasty, brutish and short as the famous saying goes), by bringing it HOME to you.

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:12 | 5049614 replaceme
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YUUUP.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:04 | 5049574 Urban Redneck
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His larger point is invalid. Those bombings occurred against a sovereign nation subsequent to December 8, 1941.

JOINT RESOLUTION Declaring that a state of war exists between the Imperial Government of Japan and the Government and the people of the United States and making provisions to prosecute the same.

Whereas the Imperial Government of Japan has committed unprovoked acts of war against the Government and the people of the United States of America:

Therefore be it Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That the state of war between the United States and the Imperial Government of Japan which has thus been thrust upon the United States is hereby formally declared; and the President is hereby authorized and directed to employ the entire naval and military forces of the United States and the resources of the Government to carry on war against the Imperial Government of Japan; and, to bring the conflict to a successful termination, all the resources of the country are hereby pledged by the Congress of the United States.

Who'da thunk there were only second-rate shysters is Israel?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:46 | 5049784 PrecipiceWatching
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The "larger point" removed from all historical context is wholly nullified and invalid.

Typical empty tactic of the Idiot Left.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 18:39 | 5051412 Monty Burns
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You're being pedantic. Doesn't change the point of his message.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:57 | 5049946 kchrisc
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Also Eisenhower gave orders to basically house German POWs in horrible conditions in violation of the Geneva convention. He, and the US military he used to implement it, are therefore war-criminals responsible for 1 million to 1.2 million deaths of German POWs.

Summary of the accusation: http://www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Eisenhower_and_Germ...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:41 | 5049416 john39
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crimes against humanity. gaza is the tip of the iceberg.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:41 | 5049420 JenkinsLane
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"All of us are equal but some of us are more equal than others."

 

Lights unto the world!!!*

 

* - Terms & conditions apply, excludes Palestinian children.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:36 | 5049376 Urban Redneck
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It starts at a young age with "the dog ate my homework"...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:38 | 5049377 JenkinsLane
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With friends like Israel....

 

The tail wags the dog for the nth time.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:15 | 5049630 Zero Govt
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can you believe a Govt (yours) sends millions in military aid for another countries defence budget?

you can't make this shit up

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 18:37 | 5051399 Monty Burns
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Excuse me, did you say 'millions'???  It's billions, and it's every year. 

Meanwhile injured veterans of America's own armed forces are cast aside for lack of funding.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:37 | 5049387 detached.amusement
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can you...hear us...in tel aviv?

 

no...I'm in tel aviv...I cant hear you...

 

its like a scene out of kentucky fried movie ffs

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:54 | 5049496 passenger_pidgin
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Agreed.  Chevy Chase did it much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsDvGlIDh0

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:06 | 5049585 Muh Raf
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Don't forget this classic genius piece of Jim Carrie from Fun with Dick & Jane : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PvZjVnnTnk

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:18 | 5049651 Zero Govt
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Miss Teen 2007 was good too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:39 | 5049392 IridiumRebel
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He needs an acting coach.

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:38 | 5049393 PlusTic
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Anyone surprised??????

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:41 | 5049410 Monty Burns
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Bet they could hear John Kerry in TA though!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:40 | 5049394 NOZZLE
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Hey look, its a Jew doing something wrong,  pay no attention to the man behind the Burka. 

Every time you down arrow me, a martyr of pisslam gets his shaved goats.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:44 | 5049442 john39
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same old scam...  emanuel goldstein under cover.  Remember al-cia-duh spokesman "adam gadahn"? surprise:

http://www.dailypaul.com/296427/video-fake-american-al-qaeda-actors-exposed

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:40 | 5049400 pachanguero
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#jewsagainstzionism

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:58 | 5049402 JustObserving
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There are some questions slaves are not permitted to ask their masters

Still waiting for any US politician to criticize Obama for handing over NSA data on Americans to Israelis without any legal restrictions since March 2009

Will the New York Times ever carry that bit of news of Obama selling the US down the river?  

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:46 | 5049403 pathetic looser
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when she asks him the second time , watch his body language , he actually answers the question . he could hear perfectly , would be my guess

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:40 | 5049406 IridiumRebel
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Nice to see Mrs Greenspan tossing the softball to him today...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:43 | 5049434 Monty Burns
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"American" MSM. One Jew interviewing another Jew about an issue of interest to Jews on a Jewish-owned station. Tear up the Declaration of Independence.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:41 | 5049411 the wet spot
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Yes, there is always a mysterious silence that follows certain words such as:  "U.S.S. Liberty", "Pollard" and "spying".  Strange.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:45 | 5049445 Oldballplayer
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If you are just begining to question the US government, you are really late to the party.

The desert has been served, the cocktails have been drunk.  The final dance has been played.

Can you please wipe off your table and put the chairs up.  The rest of us are getting ready to go home.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:59 | 5049539 PrecipiceWatching
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Where might "home" be?

Better than even a severely injured US? 

HIGHLY doubtful.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:18 | 5049654 tony wilson
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but old man dear boy

allways saturn time for one more dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-tUV0cnyv8

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:42 | 5049415 Oldballplayer
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More people have seen this on ZH than MSNBC. 

Is there someone actually watching this crap channel who posts this stuff--or do they have an intern emailing it out?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:43 | 5049429 aleph0
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Wow , a new Monty Python I haven't seen yet ?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:44 | 5049430 scraping_by
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Glad to hear America's leaders are scary-independent, and they have to be monitored all the time or else they'd get ideas about serving the US national interest instead of their ME masters'. Shows they're not a bunch of grovelling lackeys. Shows they don't get their orders from AIPAC. Nice of everything to be in public and broadcast on the independent, hard-working MSM.

Oh, wait...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:45 | 5049439 kowalli
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ahahaha what's next? new normal for free western press?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:47 | 5049451 Wile-E-Coyote
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The twat was blinking so much it was obvious he was lying....... the arse.

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:48 | 5049461 Catullus
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Was this on morning Jew?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:53 | 5049486 Yen Cross
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  I don't know why Kerry bothers to ride a girly/boys bike... He doesn't have any balls to smash if he slips off the pedals.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:52 | 5049491 power_shift
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Lmao! Kerry on the girls bike is priceless!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:53 | 5049493 tlnzz
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PeWee Kerry on his pink bike.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:53 | 5049499 Sofa King
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Reminds me of my second favorite Politcian Spoof Clip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8rlALnNciY

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:56 | 5049520 Yen Cross
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  Is that the 12 volt car battery under Frankenkohns white towel...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:25 | 5049534 Mi Naem
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Kerry on the pink bicycle - looks like he lost a bet. 

At least he was happy to see the photographer. It was just a photo op for the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ. 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:01 | 5049536 Seek_Truth
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"Was this on morning Jew?"

Why indeed, it was:

http://freebeacon.com/culture/mika-brzezinski-keep-it-right-here-on-morn...

Freudian slip.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:00 | 5049547 esum
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akamai danny lewin mossad.. what makes you think horses ass is worthy of spying on when you can spy on horses mouth ...

spy/manipulate congress all the time... just like cair jihadis do.. dont think for a minute that israel trusts obumbler or his minions... 

if your not spying youre dying...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:00 | 5049548 Heyoka
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Trying to figure out how spying on The Secretary of the Lurch of Easter Island Statues is a bad thing.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:02 | 5049554 samsara
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Hey,  Wasn't that the Crack NBC hard hitting New Reporter Andrea Mitchell?

Alan Greenspan's Wife?

Great to have someone so close to the inner circle to ask the "Tough"  questions.

Now,  let's get her to Interview Her Husband Alan,  She knows were the dirty laundry is...

(they have a Maid for that of course)

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:32 | 5049733 WillyGroper
Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:57 | 5050376 ajax
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"Now,  let's get her to Interview Her Husband Alan,  She knows were the dirty laundry is...

(they have a Maid for that of course)2

@samsara: Alan dresses up in his maid costume to clean Andrea's floors...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:03 | 5049561 esum
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does kerry/kohn have a seat on that pink rig or does he just stick the pipe up his ass....... to give some backbone...

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:12 | 5049572 Blazed
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Same thing dual-citizen and Israeli agent Wolf(Zev) Blitzer did to Dr. David Duke and others who have called out the Jewish Supremacists. Hellen Thomas, Rick Sanchez, Oliver Stone, Mel Gibson, Gary Oldman and many others, all get silenced on the subject. Voltaire was right.

http://davidduke.com/dr-duke-indicts-zionist-policies-delivers-withering-cannonade/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw9EhjyU3JU

“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”

Voltaire

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:06 | 5049584 Frostfan1
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Welcome to Zerohedge where former politicians losing their microphones and third tier news outlets like The Times of Israel get headlines.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:08 | 5049597 Duffy
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ah fuck you, you fucking tedious zio-troll. Why don't you tirelessly shill for the racist, apartheid, colonialist, expansionist, nuclear rogue ethnarchy of Israel on CNN?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:07 | 5049589 Duffy
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I turned over and saw former AIPACer Wolf Blitzer...then saw some bit about Hamas not retractng a 'blood libel' - whatever the fuck that was or was not - no mention at all of all the recent calls for genocide made by a handful of Israeli politicians and rabbis as well as the normal amen corner of Israel Firster American Jews.

 

Typical.

 

Israel Flagged as Top Spy Threat to U.S. in New Snowden/NSA Document

 

Israel Eavesdropped on President Clinton’s Diplomatic Phone Calls

 

While it may only be a minority of Jews, Israel has in American Jewry hundreds of thousands of potential sayanim who would gladly arrange for [mostly Christian] American blood and treasure to be expended for the perceived interest of Israel.

 

Which was what Iraq was - not oil, not the petrodollar - not in terms of the political juice to go in there on a false pretext...  but Zionist Jews working hand in hand, internationally.

 

And especially in the OSP.

 

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2004/01/lie-factory

 

neoconservatism is little more than proxy Zionism - and such is Jewish power that the obvious truth of the matter - that the neocons were right wing/militarist Zionit Jews, is a verboden topic.  Not because it's false - but because it is true and because it shows that a large and powerful minority of Jews are indeed more loyal to a foreign state.

 

http://www.voltairenet.org/article178638.html

Who is the Enemy?

Extension of the Gas War to the Levant

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:13 | 5049623 Latitude25
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This is so symptomatic of the overall system of lies in Western governments and finance

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:14 | 5049628 Moccasin
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What a terrible liar. What are his credentials for an ambassador? He obviously skipped the class at the State Department or just out right failed at Liar 101.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:14 | 5049631 Laddie
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https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2014/08/04/cash-weapons-surveillance
Snowden latest: NSA targets Gaza, pumps intelligence to Israel

"Microsoft is Israeli almost as much it is American"
—Steve Balmer, former CEO for Microsoft

Alan Dershowitz:

“I spend 80 per cent of my time supporting Israel”

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1158133.html

Did you hear about the research fellow at Harvard named Martin Kramer who called for the genocide of the Palestinians?

http://walt.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2010/02/27/kramer_versus_kramer

"What is Israel to do?...Israel has been building nuclear weapons for years...What would serve the Jew-hating world better in repayment for thousands of years of massacres but a nuclear winter?...The ultimate justice?" Professor David Perlmutter - The Los Angeles Times April 7, 2002

"The state of Israel must invent dangers, and to do this it must adopt the methods of provocation and revenge…. And above all, let us hope for a new war with the Arab countries so that we may finally get rid of our troubles and acquire our space." — From the diary of Moshe Sharett, Israeli’s first Foreign Minister from 1948-1956, and Prime Minister from 1954-1956.

"Children have been shot in other conflicts I have covered, but never before have I watched as soldiers enticed children like mice into a trap and murdered them for sport."
Christopher Hedges, Pulitzer Prize Winning American Journalist, on assignment in Gaza

"Arab Palestinian Christians and Arab Palestinian Muslims lived side by side for the past 1400 years, and for anybody to say that the Arab Palestinian Christians have been persecuted recently by Muslims is absolutely another big lie, like the big lie that spoke of Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq."
Riah Abu El-Assal, Christian Bishop of Jerusalem

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:36 | 5049755 Frostfan1
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Here's Chris Hedges getting booed off a stage at a college.  People tolerated his garbage for two minutes and by five minutes they booed him off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAWMgYyAtHU

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 20:13 | 5051760 The_Prisoner
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And that's why the US is fucked. They learned to snuff out the free speech which made it great.

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:21 | 5049671 Frostfan1
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Here's the scoreboard in the real world from Gallup.  The more people read or watch, the more they support Israel. 

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:39 | 5049774 prymythirdeye
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And this is from the all so reliable Wikipedia.

Alleged violations of the False Claims Act and the Procurement Integrity Act

In July 2013, the United States Department of Justice announced that Gallup had agreed to pay $10.5 million to settle allegations that it violated the False Claims Act and the Procurement Integrity Act for conduct involving several of its federal government contracts and subcontracts. The settlement resolved allegations in a complaint filed by the United States in November 2012. The complaint alleged that Gallup knowingly overstated its true estimated labor hours in proposals to the U.S. Mint and State Department for contracts and task orders that were to be awarded without competition. Because of Gallup’s conduct, the complaint alleged, the two federal agencies awarded Gallup contracts and task orders at falsely inflated prices. The settlement also resolved allegations that Gallup engaged in improper employment negotiations with a then Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) official, Timothy Cannon, in order to obtain a FEMA subcontract at an inflated price and additional FEMA funding after the subcontract had been awarded. The allegations against Gallup were originally brought in a lawsuit filed under the whistleblower provisions of the False Claims Act by Michael Lindley, Gallup’s former Director of Client Services. As a result of the settlement with Gallup, Lindley will receive $1,929,363 as his share of the government’s recovery. Under the settlement, there was no prosecution and no determination of liability.[24][25][26]

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:04 | 5050434 Frostfan1
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Wow that's lazy.  A settlement rather than a court fight and you think this is proof of anything.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:26 | 5049691 Frostfan1
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August 2-3, 2014

42% think Israel's actions against Hamas justified.

14% think Hamas actions against Israel justified

Same poll on April 3, 2002 between Israel and Palestinians was 44-17.

So in 12 years, the margin supporting Israel over Palestinians has gone up slightly from +27 to +28.

 

 

 

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:34 | 5049742 prymythirdeye
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Fascinating.  Got any unbiased sources for your bullshit?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:40 | 5049775 Frostfan1
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Gallup is Gallup, they report what they report.  If you want biased sources, you can suck up Duffy and Dummy-IQ and their half-truths and lies of omission.   And if you just want flat out lies and ignorance, there's Tony Wilson.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 20:13 | 5051765 The_Prisoner
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Go steal an organ somewhere.

For those not in the know:

Italy to extradite former IDF major convicted by Brazil of organ trafficking.
(Link in Portuguese)
http://m.terra.com.br/noticia?n=3d46a927e5887410VgnCLD200000b1bf46d0RCRD

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:32 | 5049731 vyeung
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The bosses spying on their subordinates. Very normal. Just don't want us to know who the boss is.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:50 | 5049869 Puncher75
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I think Israel is smart to spy on their enemy; John Kerry and the Obama administration.  I stand with Israel!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 13:59 | 5049955 homiegot
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Herman Munster rides a pink girl's bike.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:11 | 5050049 barre-de-rire
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AND the oscar of the best actor iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis .......

 

 

Michael Oren in " the blink makes it all "

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:12 | 5050057 Chuck Knoblauch
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He heard every word.

I've seen them pull that stunt before.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:19 | 5050103 auntiesocial
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Can I get a job where I am paid to lie instead of always doing it for free?

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 14:23 | 5050149 corporal
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The Kerry photo is interesting as there is no visible security nearby.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:20 | 5050538 medium giraffe
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"can you hear me"

he shakes his head

she says his name and location

he repeats location back to her.

Lulz.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:26 | 5050577 trader1
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a political figure lying...

well i'll be damned!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 16:45 | 5050931 Z_End
Tue, 08/05/2014 - 20:05 | 5051739 steelrules
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This guy Oren is one bad actor, and I don't mean this TV apperence.

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