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President Obama Holds Another Press Conference - Live Feed (Just An Hour Late)
What will it be this time? Grab your popcorn and tune in.. and don't forget, he "will not rest" until whatever 'it' is, is fixed...
- "Partner" Africa?
- Ebola "Aid"?
- "Complaining"?
- Stocks "Recovery"?
- "Unpatriotic" Inversions?
- Putin "Costs"?
- Republican "Blockers"?
- "Fairness"?
- Border "Defense"?
- "Dis"approval Ratings?
- Cynicism?
- Hopey-ism?
President Obama is was due to speak at 5pmET...
One can't help but feel he was going for the record...
— Not Jim Cramer (@Not_Jim_Cramer) July 29, 2014
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He can't keep his cock-holster shut for one lousy day can he?
Lafonda pays a $350/month premium, plus $5,000 annual deductible, plus 30% coinsurance, and her Obamacare plan still doesn't cover Ebola?
Now I see how United Healthcare can afford to be one of your biggest contributors, Mr President. UNH stock has quadrupled since you announced Obamacare.
Crazy like a fox.
Did I miss it or is this prick 20 minutes late?
The Queen is a bit tardy lately.
Right on time!
He's wondering what to say about this
http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/2014-08-06/obama-let-delphi-avoid-taxes...
Obama looks marvelous. He's very popular among the Amish. Bitchez.
Used to be that the tard was just a bit queenie.
Queen Obola....that's pretty good right there, GT !
One hour late and counting. Either this fucker has no respect for anybody. The lapdog media won't say a word either.
Edit: it's not a disease asshole, it's a virus. And know you can't contain it easily you fuck.
Wow that second question was a nice set up.
This shit really wants to make me vomit
He will not rest until it's time for yet another vay-cay.
Elsewhere:
Israeli carrots suddenly yanked from Irish store shelves- care to guess why?
http://tinyurl.com/necfqa6
Obama speaks in English but listens in Arabic.....
He's actually speaking Swedish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8cfjxJlJhM
Saves having to read the number under the barcode to avoid purchasing the bastards' products.
Clearly, he gets off on lying to folks...
"cock-holster" =TBR ?
I am sitting here with my cock in my hand Barry.....edge of my seat...You late FUCK.
"Mr. President. Is that a golf ball in your pocket or are you just glad to see us?" - A member of the Laimstream Media throwing the POTUS another soft (golf) ball question.
Apparently, MSM is not throwing soft balls as much as they are working together.
Oooh, a new terrorist cell! Should be fun.
"Closed Google Group" Now there's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
you gotta watch Matt Lee rake State Dept Spokeshole of the moment over the coals. His work is genius. When theres good audio you can hear the other reporters snickering. Im pretty sure hes a little soused too.
Matt Lee's cross examination at State pressers is awesome... absolutely brutal, in fact... like a dog with a bone he won't let anything slide no matter how much doubletalk they serve up.
That picture of him should be hung in the White House after he is gone to remind
future presidents not to be lazy A-holes.
Hes showing where Bernie Goetz shot him in the ass!
Maybe he will take us off the Golf standard.
he's gonna let you know about the guy in Cedar-Sinai.....and it ain't good....
Cue horse-faced Herman Munster, Secretariat of State, saying, "we are confident in our assessment that Putin is responsible."
Can't. Stop. Laughing....
Secretariat of State. ha!
No popcorn, I need extra sour 'Shit-Gum' to listen to Zero.
"We tortured some folks, and not just the ones who have to sit here day after day while I drone on and on."
pods
After starting at least 15 min. late.
22 mins so far and still no Zero, Hedge accordingly
He is about to grant amnesty to millions of suffering Africans from Nigeria, Liberia, and all those other butt hole places of this earth.
Obama may be holding a "press conference" but that doesn't mean he will be taking a single unscripted question from the press corp.
What a ruse this clown is.
Sad days for Amerika.
I'm only here for the comments.
And where is al-Qaeda when you really need them??
Killing generals?
Fuck that neo-con, Bill Kristol.
That joke is a never ending one :)
Put that in your Hall o Fame, William.
Everytime I see this picture I start laughing loudly. The more often I see it the better it gets.
Great work, WB
Thank you WB7. This will become a long inside ZH joke. All ponzi schemes come to a end.
He has to ram home to us who the enemy is,
"War is when the Government tells you who the enemy is, Revolution is when you work it out for yourself."Dear fellow Americans...
It's clear that there are negative people amongst us... With bad karma...
The economy... Destroyed because of them...
The dollar?... Destroyed... Bush did it...
Putin.... Stole Micheles strapon...
As of tomorrow... The official langues.. Will be mandarin...
And it's going to snow... This winter... Yes... White snow.... Racist snow...
Why would Putin need Moochelle's strapon. You reckon he is a sniffer?
As the house of cards is crumbling all over, I'm just expecting that all what's happening is staged.
It's all over, to much and all that is missing in every situation... Actual proof.
Today's date 8/6/2014....8+6=14.....14/2=7......2014.....14/2=7....magic number 7....must be bad news....what does Christine Laguarde have to say?
"Where's my tanning cream?!"
that rayciss
That's a tan?????
I thought it was Carotenaemia.
(xanthaemia) is the presence in blood of the orange pigment carotene from excessive intake of carrots or other vegetables containing the pigment resulting in increased serum carotenoids.
I guess she wants to see in the dark, given that's where she lives.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carotenosis
I got another few!
1+6 = 7
2 +5= 7
3+4= 7
Coincidense or just math?!?! Who knows but I bet... Tomorrow morning... The sun.... Will rise.... Yellow... Will be the dominant colour...
You guys are fucked up :) I'm so happy I found you.
Bah. I make all my decisions by magic 8 ball. One more then 7, so you know its good.
"..what does Christine Laguarde have to say?"
Pass the tanning spray?
she makes me wonder if there's any truth to the whole lizardpeople thing.
Racist snow lol
what's with all you folks hating? c'mon man, i'm or your side.
What if....someone gave a press conference and nobody came?
He doesn't say anything when he speaks anyway, so I don't think that it'd matter.
Aarrgghh, I haven't heard Obama speak for more than 24 hours!!!! Quick, somebody tell me what I'm supposed to think.
I haven't heard him for years. After listening to him say "You Ain’t My Bitch, Nigga. Buy Your Own Damn Fries!" I didn't think he could ever top that.
http://blog.thephoenix.com/blogs/blogs/phlog/OBAMA_FRIES.mp3
Still waiting.
We still don't know what you're waiting for?
Dumb mixed breed. That ain't racist, is it? I guess it has to be, not because mixed breed is a race but because I'm white.
Maybe it's about sending the US military into Chicago if this doesn't work:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/40-illinois-state-police-troopers-chi...
Jake and Elwood again?
"If all you have is a golf club, everything looks like a golf ball."
- Prez Obola
if you voted for this imbecile please immediately run out into rush hour traffic and be sure to take your evil spawn (new borns included). the human race needs a good cleansing and you would be helping your liberal consituents with lowering global warming
Wahoo.....still on the golf course....
The Tao te Ching says the best leader is one whom the people barely know exists. Obama certainly gives creedence to that view.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cLDADxJ-E
He'll be telling us not to worry about ebola.
Which means time to lose it.
He'll be telling us not to worry about ebola.
From a bunker in the Arizona desert.
Obama to admit he was born in Kenya....
Chris Jansing from MSNBS already did that for him today.
http://youtu.be/XM_vbHkt8Z8
Uhhm, did I miss it or something? I can never tell with this guy.
Nah, he is just his usual half hour+ late. Fucking twit has zero manners.
He must have a lot of hand-shaking of Ebola infected dignitaries to do.
Take your time Barry, take your time. Is Joe Biden out of state?
This is just fucking rude.
Maybe his teleprompter is running Windows 8.
He's shaving his wookie. Give him a break.
Ooops....he forgot...
So his first words will be "Sorry for my lateness ladies and gentleman ... (add as you see fit)
Too bad he didn't speak at 2:30 pm like last time.
Yellen ramps the S&P 500 an hour before his appearance.
teleprompter malfunction.
White house aides are feverishly transcribing script, as dictated by Lloyd- god's work- Blankfein, onto Obama's sweaty palms.
51 minutes late - What's his record?
What's the over/under on 1 hour?
Sometimes it takes a little more electo-shock therapy in order for him to answer the questions correctly.
No need for all the formality whey you're phoning it in
Can't we just strap a gopro to his caddy and live stream from the golf course
This would be bullish, right?
yes
This would be bullish, right?
no
He needs to make sure he talks about himself.
https://grabien.com/story.php?id=12376
You are kidding me. Over 70 min late now. Jerk. They should just pull the plug on anus.
Is it me or is Obozo looking blacker today?
So when did asshole Buffet puppet decide to show up? Hour and fifteen minutes late?
He's treasonous on any number of levels, but letting all those Africans fly in under an Ebola outbreak is one.
Of course he's starting with Kenya, Bwahahaha
Jeez for a hundred years we invested in Africans. Then we stop. Now 150 years later we have to invest in Africans again?
I am confused.
Come on you trollop!
Ask him why the hell he let hundreds of Africans from an Ebola outbreak fly into the nation's capitol for a feel good summit!?!?
When is he going to ban flights into the U.S. from infected areas or Africa itself to protect us citizens like he pledged at the oath of office!?!?
the gist: more weapons for african warlord folks / keeping china folks out.
MIC folks for the win.
Obama doesn't know how to work with others. Never has had the skills to negotiate his position.
not one reference, based on the lead-in pic, to the Ministry of Silly Walks?
You bastards... you let a fella down sometimes, you know?
Look, Obama is a puppet. Bush ostentatiously was - a puppet put in a box on the morning of 9/11 as Rumsfeld got a photo op on the lawn and Cheney and the OSP Jewish Ziocons/Joint Chiefs/Mossad ran the op {kinda one of them open secrets, eh?}... so some tinfoil hat wearing cowboys have said around a campfire or two anyway...
So, Obama this, Obama that - look at the guy. He wants it to be over. He wants to be the black Bill Clinton - he wants to go around getting awards for bullshit and eating dinner with assholes for 250k a pop. He wants to maybe even return to Chicago, and transform himself into some sort of civil rights figure.
Or he could just go to work for Goldman's Sack, because, after all - fuck it.
I thought Bill Clinton was the black Bill Clinton???
Would someone please stick some knitting needles into my eyes.
The world is falling apart and he blathers, and the media ask ridiculous questions.
I would love to see a reporter simply stand up and start by asking, "What. The. Fuck."
Is he burping all the time or are those "Uh's" (didn't learn my text good enough).
Zero can't even make a compelling argument about immigration reform. Over 2/3rds of the country are against his bullshit open border antics. He keeps trying to play the partisan division game, and sounds like a three year old girl fighting with her friends over the last bag of Cheezy Poofs.
Just enforce the immigration laws that are on the books you worthless fucking scumbag!
I hate his accent, "All Ukrainians must be hurt" but i think he meant "heared".
But to be honest, i am not sure.
He said it "our efforts to control the internet".
We are pushing for the rights of journalists.... Lol.
POTUS CapEx spending minus greens fees also trending negative since CapEx is basically zero.
He is one of those guys you meet at a party who you listen to for 30 seconds and think, "Far out this guy is smart"
After a minute, you're starting to think, "Gee, this guy just contradicted what he just said didn't he?"
After two minutes you are madly scratching your head wondering how you got yourself into this situation of actually listening to the guy talk
After 3 minutes, you tell hem, "Listen mate, you are full of yourself, you are full of shit and, you're a fuckin bore. Now Fuck Off!"
Then, he keeps talking without missing a beat and just changes faces to talk to.
thats all folks
The MSM has puff pieces, Opompous has puff press conferences. What an innovation.
He's stoned.
cancelled for lack of interest?
"...he "will not rest" until whatever 'it' is, is fixed..."
It all depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
/BC
You left out "folks".