President Obama Holds Another Press Conference - Live Feed (Just An Hour Late)

Tyler Durden's picture

What will it be this time? Grab your popcorn and tune in.. and don't forget, he "will not rest" until whatever 'it' is, is fixed...


  • "Partner" Africa?
  • Ebola "Aid"?
  • "Complaining"?
  • Stocks "Recovery"?
  • "Unpatriotic" Inversions?
  • Putin "Costs"?
  • Republican "Blockers"?
  • "Fairness"?
  • Border "Defense"?
  • "Dis"approval Ratings?
  • Cynicism?
  • Hopey-ism?


President Obama is was due to speak at 5pmET...


One can't help but feel he was going for the record...

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Jethro's picture

He can't keep his cock-holster shut for one lousy day can he?

hedgeless_horseman's picture



Lafonda pays a $350/month premium, plus $5,000 annual deductible, plus 30% coinsurance, and her Obamacare plan still doesn't cover Ebola?

Now I see how United Healthcare can afford to be one of your biggest contributors, Mr President.  UNH stock has quadrupled since you announced Obamacare.

Relentless101's picture

Did I miss it or is this prick 20 minutes late?

Grande Tetons's picture

The Queen is a bit tardy lately. 

Dr. Engali's picture

One hour late and counting. Either this fucker has no respect for anybody. The lapdog media won't say a word either.

Edit: it's not a disease asshole, it's a virus. And know you can't contain it easily you fuck.

Wow that second question was a nice set up.

knukles's picture

This shit really wants to make me vomit

Bloppy's picture

He will not rest until it's time for yet another vay-cay.


Israeli carrots suddenly yanked from Irish store shelves- care to guess why?

ugmug's picture

Obama speaks in English but listens in Arabic.....

logicalman's picture

Saves having to read the number under the barcode to avoid purchasing the bastards' products.

Normalcy Bias's picture

Clearly, he gets off on lying to folks...

takeaction's picture

I am sitting here with my cock in my hand Barry.....edge of my seat...You late FUCK.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

"Mr. President. Is that a golf ball in your pocket or are you just glad to see us?" - A member of the Laimstream Media throwing the POTUS another soft (golf) ball question.

Raymond K Hessel's picture

Apparently, MSM is not throwing soft balls as much as they are working together.

A prominent CNN commentator, the top two political reporters for The Huffington Post, a Reuters reporter, the editor of The Nation magazine, a producer for Al Jazeera America television, a U.S. News & World Report columnist, and approximately two dozen Huffington Post contributors are among the more than 1,000 members of Gamechanger Salon.

Founded by leftwing activist Billy Wimsatt, the group is a secretive digital gathering of writers, opinion leaders, activists and political hands who share information, ideas and strategy via a closed Google group.

The group’s existence was discovered by Media Trackers through an open records request filed with a University of Wisconsin professor who happened to be a member of the network.


NotApplicable's picture

Oooh, a new terrorist cell! Should be fun.

"Closed Google Group" Now there's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.

12ToothAssassin's picture

you gotta watch Matt Lee rake State Dept Spokeshole of the moment over the coals. His work is genius. When theres good audio you can hear the other reporters snickering. Im pretty sure hes a little soused too.

IANAE's picture

Matt Lee's cross examination at State pressers is awesome... absolutely brutal, in fact... like a dog with a bone he won't let anything slide no matter how much doubletalk they serve up.


zorba THE GREEK's picture

That picture of him should be hung in the White House after he is gone to remind

future presidents not to be lazy A-holes.

eclectic syncretist's picture

Hes showing where Bernie Goetz shot him in the ass!

Grande Tetons's picture

Maybe he will take us off the Golf standard. 

1000yrdstare's picture

he's gonna let you know about the guy in Cedar-Sinai.....and it ain't good....

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Cue horse-faced Herman Munster, Secretariat of State, saying, "we are confident in our assessment that Putin is responsible."

BeansBulletsBandaids's picture

Can't. Stop. Laughing....

Secretariat of State. ha!

Yen Cross's picture

   No popcorn, I need extra sour 'Shit-Gum' to listen to Zero.

pods's picture

"We tortured some folks, and not just the ones who have to sit here day after day while I drone on and on."


ShrNfr's picture

After starting at least 15 min. late.

Thecomingcollapse's picture

22 mins so far and still no Zero, Hedge accordingly

ShrNfr's picture

He is about to grant amnesty to millions of suffering Africans from Nigeria, Liberia, and all those other butt hole places of this earth.

cn13's picture

Obama may be holding a "press conference" but that doesn't mean he will be taking a single unscripted question from the press corp.

What a ruse this clown is. 

Sad days for Amerika.

Blano's picture

I'm only here for the comments.

And where is al-Qaeda when you really need them??

roadhazard's picture

Fuck that neo-con, Bill Kristol.

Sudden Debt's picture

That joke is a never ending one :)

Grande Tetons's picture

Put that in your Hall o Fame, William. 

Bioscale's picture

Everytime I see this picture I start laughing loudly. The more often I see it the better it gets.

Great work, WB

Atomizer's picture

Thank you WB7. This will become a long inside ZH joke. All ponzi schemes come to a end.

Aussie V's picture

He has to ram home to us who the enemy is,


"War is when the Government tells you who the enemy is, Revolution is when you work it out for yourself."
Sudden Debt's picture

Dear fellow Americans...
It's clear that there are negative people amongst us... With bad karma...
The economy... Destroyed because of them...
The dollar?... Destroyed... Bush did it...
Putin.... Stole Micheles strapon...
As of tomorrow... The official langues.. Will be mandarin...
And it's going to snow... This winter... Yes... White snow.... Racist snow...

Grande Tetons's picture

Why would Putin need Moochelle's strapon. You reckon he is a sniffer? 

Sudden Debt's picture

As the house of cards is crumbling all over, I'm just expecting that all what's happening is staged.

It's all over, to much and all that is missing in every situation... Actual proof.

Sick's picture

Today's date 8/6/2014....8+6=14.....14/2=7......2014.....14/2=7....magic number 7....must be bad news....what does Christine Laguarde have to say?