President Obama Holds Another Press Conference - Live Feed (Just An Hour Late)

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What will it be this time? Grab your popcorn and tune in.. and don't forget, he "will not rest" until whatever 'it' is, is fixed...


  • "Partner" Africa?
  • Ebola "Aid"?
  • "Complaining"?
  • Stocks "Recovery"?
  • "Unpatriotic" Inversions?
  • Putin "Costs"?
  • Republican "Blockers"?
  • "Fairness"?
  • Border "Defense"?
  • "Dis"approval Ratings?
  • Cynicism?
  • Hopey-ism?


President Obama is was due to speak at 5pmET...


One can't help but feel he was going for the record...

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Wed, 08/06/2014 - 16:57 | 5055869 Jethro
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He can't keep his cock-holster shut for one lousy day can he?

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:15 | 5055889 hedgeless_horseman
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Lafonda pays a $350/month premium, plus $5,000 annual deductible, plus 30% coinsurance, and her Obamacare plan still doesn't cover Ebola?

Now I see how United Healthcare can afford to be one of your biggest contributors, Mr President.  UNH stock has quadrupled since you announced Obamacare.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:20 | 5055974 Relentless101
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Did I miss it or is this prick 20 minutes late?

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:27 | 5056004 Grande Tetons
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The Queen is a bit tardy lately. 

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:30 | 5056011 12ToothAssassin
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Right on time!

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 19:19 | 5056516 eclectic syncretist
Thu, 08/07/2014 - 00:06 | 5057475 Elvis the Pelvis
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Obama looks marvelous.  He's very popular among the Amish.  Bitchez.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:30 | 5056017 Notsobadwlad
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Used to be that the tard was just a bit queenie.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 20:01 | 5056633 villainvomit
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Queen Obola....that's pretty good right there, GT !

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 18:29 | 5056166 Dr. Engali
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One hour late and counting. Either this fucker has no respect for anybody. The lapdog media won't say a word either.

Edit: it's not a disease asshole, it's a virus. And know you can't contain it easily you fuck.

Wow that second question was a nice set up.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 20:02 | 5056636 knukles
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This shit really wants to make me vomit

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:04 | 5055905 Bloppy
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He will not rest until it's time for yet another vay-cay.


Israeli carrots suddenly yanked from Irish store shelves- care to guess why?

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:34 | 5056046 ugmug
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Obama speaks in English but listens in Arabic.....

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 18:30 | 5056307 JuliaS
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He's actually speaking Swedish:

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 19:54 | 5056625 logicalman
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Saves having to read the number under the barcode to avoid purchasing the bastards' products.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:06 | 5055915 Normalcy Bias
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Clearly, he gets off on lying to folks...

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:13 | 5055930 roadhazard
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"cock-holster" =TBR ?

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:28 | 5056008 takeaction
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I am sitting here with my cock in my hand Barry.....edge of my seat...You late FUCK.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 16:59 | 5055870 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Mr. President. Is that a golf ball in your pocket or are you just glad to see us?" - A member of the Laimstream Media throwing the POTUS another soft (golf) ball question.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:11 | 5055938 Raymond K Hessel
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Apparently, MSM is not throwing soft balls as much as they are working together.

A prominent CNN commentator, the top two political reporters for The Huffington Post, a Reuters reporter, the editor of The Nation magazine, a producer for Al Jazeera America television, a U.S. News & World Report columnist, and approximately two dozen Huffington Post contributors are among the more than 1,000 members of Gamechanger Salon.

Founded by leftwing activist Billy Wimsatt, the group is a secretive digital gathering of writers, opinion leaders, activists and political hands who share information, ideas and strategy via a closed Google group.

The group’s existence was discovered by Media Trackers through an open records request filed with a University of Wisconsin professor who happened to be a member of the network.


Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:16 | 5055957 NotApplicable
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Oooh, a new terrorist cell! Should be fun.

"Closed Google Group" Now there's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:46 | 5056096 12ToothAssassin
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you gotta watch Matt Lee rake State Dept Spokeshole of the moment over the coals. His work is genius. When theres good audio you can hear the other reporters snickering. Im pretty sure hes a little soused too.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 22:52 | 5057252 IANAE
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Matt Lee's cross examination at State pressers is awesome... absolutely brutal, in fact... like a dog with a bone he won't let anything slide no matter how much doubletalk they serve up.


Wed, 08/06/2014 - 16:57 | 5055873 zorba THE GREEK
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That picture of him should be hung in the White House after he is gone to remind

future presidents not to be lazy A-holes.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:30 | 5056016 eclectic syncretist
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Hes showing where Bernie Goetz shot him in the ass!

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 16:59 | 5055878 Grande Tetons
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Maybe he will take us off the Golf standard. 

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 16:59 | 5055880 1000yrdstare
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he's gonna let you know about the guy in Cedar-Sinai.....and it ain't good....

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:14 | 5055948 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Cue horse-faced Herman Munster, Secretariat of State, saying, "we are confident in our assessment that Putin is responsible."

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 18:15 | 5056233 BeansBulletsBandaids
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Can't. Stop. Laughing....

Secretariat of State. ha!

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 16:59 | 5055882 Yen Cross
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   No popcorn, I need extra sour 'Shit-Gum' to listen to Zero.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:00 | 5055883 pods
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"We tortured some folks, and not just the ones who have to sit here day after day while I drone on and on."


Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:02 | 5055891 ShrNfr
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After starting at least 15 min. late.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:22 | 5055980 Thecomingcollapse
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22 mins so far and still no Zero, Hedge accordingly

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:02 | 5055886 ShrNfr
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He is about to grant amnesty to millions of suffering Africans from Nigeria, Liberia, and all those other butt hole places of this earth.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:04 | 5055893 cn13
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Obama may be holding a "press conference" but that doesn't mean he will be taking a single unscripted question from the press corp.

What a ruse this clown is. 

Sad days for Amerika.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:02 | 5055898 Blano
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I'm only here for the comments.

And where is al-Qaeda when you really need them??

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:58 | 5056151 XitSam
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Killing generals?

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:02 | 5055900 roadhazard
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Fuck that neo-con, Bill Kristol.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:03 | 5055903 williambanzai7
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Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:06 | 5055916 Sudden Debt
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That joke is a never ending one :)

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:06 | 5055918 Grande Tetons
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Put that in your Hall o Fame, William. 

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:09 | 5055926 Bioscale
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Everytime I see this picture I start laughing loudly. The more often I see it the better it gets.

Great work, WB

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:33 | 5056044 Atomizer
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Thank you WB7. This will become a long inside ZH joke. All ponzi schemes come to a end.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:03 | 5055906 Aussie V
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He has to ram home to us who the enemy is,


"War is when the Government tells you who the enemy is, Revolution is when you work it out for yourself."
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:05 | 5055913 Sudden Debt
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Dear fellow Americans...
It's clear that there are negative people amongst us... With bad karma...
The economy... Destroyed because of them...
The dollar?... Destroyed... Bush did it...
Putin.... Stole Micheles strapon...
As of tomorrow... The official langues.. Will be mandarin...
And it's going to snow... This winter... Yes... White snow.... Racist snow...

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:20 | 5055973 Grande Tetons
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Why would Putin need Moochelle's strapon. You reckon he is a sniffer? 

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:29 | 5056009 Sudden Debt
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As the house of cards is crumbling all over, I'm just expecting that all what's happening is staged.

It's all over, to much and all that is missing in every situation... Actual proof.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:09 | 5055928 Sick
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Today's date 8/6/2014....8+6=14.....14/2=7......2014.....14/2=7....magic number 7....must be bad news....what does Christine Laguarde have to say?

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 17:18 | 5055969 NotApplicable
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"Where's my tanning cream?!"

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 18:00 | 5056160 XitSam
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that rayciss

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