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Albania Central Bank Employees Steal $7 Million In Cash

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Considering all central bank money is created out of thin air, without actual collateral (unlike money created by commercial banks) and just has the backing of the (diluted) "full faith and credit" of the issuer, the only real use for such money is to be "embezzled" either legally - by banks where it ends up as reserves and is then used to push risk assets higher and make the merely uber richer uberest rich... or illegally. It is the latter shortcut that numerous employees of the central bank of Albania decided to pursue when the central bank discovered that around 713 million lek, or $6.7 million, in cash had been stolen two weeks ago.

What is most peculiar however, is that the bank has since been engaged in a damage limitation exercise involving state prosecutors, the removal of two executives, and calls for governor Ardian Fullani to resign from protesters outside the central bank. Strange because in the US nobody would even bother with a $7 million POMO: central bank theft in the world's most advanced country only takes place in billion + increments. And naturally, nobody is ever prosecuted because those who do the robbing are the de facto owners of the money printing institution.

From Central Banking:

The Bank of Albania has sacked and replaced all employees charged with stealing cash from the central bank, and implemented a thorough internal inquiry – but yesterday denied reports that the governor Ardian Fullani had himself been sacked.

 

The bank discovered the theft of around 713 million lek ($6.7 million) two weeks ago, and has since been engaged in a damage limitation exercise involving state prosecutors, the removal of two executives, and calls for Fullani to resign from protesters outside the central bank.

 

According to a statement published on the Bank of Albania's website, two former employees have been charged with theft, and the head of banknote issuance and the head of the security department have been replaced. Moreover, three working groups have been set up, to conduct a complete inventory of banknotes held by the bank; to verify if there has been any leak of secret information; and to ascertain whether employees dealing with cash acted in compliance with the rules.

 

The Bank of Albania supervisory board has said that if the regulatory framework had been implemented properly, the theft would have been detected and prevented. The board said it has observed flouting of the rules and procedures around the storing of banknotes.

 

In a separate statement today, the central bank said claims made on television channel Vision Plus, that Fullani has been removed from office, are not true. The supervisory board said it has made "no proposal ... for the dismissal of the governor of the Bank of Albania".

What is the New Normal coming to when taking the only product a central bank produces - in fact the only source of "growth" for the past 6 years - is a punishable offense?

 

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Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:09 | 5058585 nope-1004
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And didn't someone just buy 17,000 BTC on Aug 1?  The numbers are close, anyway.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:10 | 5058596 y3maxx
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...Next World Currency Reserve Fiat will be the.....

Canadian "Loonie".

No pun intended.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:13 | 5058619 BLOTTO
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At least its an improvement from stealing human organs...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:17 | 5058642 synergize
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Hmmm how come I dont feel bad for the CB?  Maybe because the central banks steal from EVERYONE!  Now lets see some people (besides banks) steal a few billion from the US Fed - not gonna shed a tear...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:21 | 5058659 Headbanger
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Beat me to it.

Bravo Albanian Bank Burglars!

I like their SKS-es a lot too.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:22 | 5058666 Latina Lover
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Banksters steal 17 Trillion from US taxpayers via bailouts.  

 

Now, that is what I call news.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:25 | 5058686 gmrpeabody
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I assume that because they were government employees, they thought it was legal.

That will be their defence anyway.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:29 | 5058716 max2205
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Just print some Moar

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:38 | 5058756 Richard Chesler
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Amateurs.

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:40 | 5058764 gh0atrider
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Peter Falk will be furious with those Albanians!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:47 | 5058799 CrazyCooter
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They should have adopted the cash control policies used by the Federal Reserve ... that way no one would have ever found out!

Regards,

Cooter

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 11:02 | 5058885 Publicus
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They can just print another bunch

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:17 | 5058644 Divided States ...
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This is nuthin compared to the the $7 trillion that the Federal Reserve is siphoning to their Zionists buddies on Wall Street.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:16 | 5058630 Stackers
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I would say Hollywood could make a bad movie about it ........ but they already have ...... maybe the robbers got the idea from watching it ?

Mad Money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TotN5LX-9Uw

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 12:02 | 5059210 the phantom
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A stealing Albanian is redundant.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 13:21 | 5059774 Buck Johnson
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Could it be more than 7 million dollars and/or it was Dollars or Euros instead of it's own currency.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:10 | 5058588 nink
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They should have taken the money and purchased gold and then stored tungsten in the banks Safe. Didn't they read the hand book?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:16 | 5058590 LawsofPhysics
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The sharks are turning on each other.  World war shouldn't be too far off now.

same as it ever was.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:11 | 5058594 maneco
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Can't they jus print another 713 million lek? Don't see what's the big deal.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:15 | 5058626 ekm1
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It is not an issue of printing money.

 

The issue is ....who gets the printed money.

 

That is the whole point of "monetary policy". 

Who gets the fresh money out of nothing

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:17 | 5058641 LawsofPhysics
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^^^this.  In other words, printing money and handing it out to a chosen few "club members" is not a very sound basis for a stable monetary system...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:20 | 5058653 ekm1
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Exactly.

That's why I keep saying that it matters nothing whether a central bank is private or public, absolutely nothing.

 

As long as the central bank is CONTROLLED by people of X or Y lobby, that bank will print money to hand out to that lobby.

 

It can be bank lobby, pharma lobby, unions, plumbers lobby if you will, it matters nothing.

 

Just have your own people control the computers where money is created

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:19 | 5058655 maneco
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Do you really think central bankers care about sound money? LMFAO.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:31 | 5058724 LawsofPhysics
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That's my point.  But then again, who the fuck cares about central bankers?  They don't produce anything of real value.

 

Let me be clear; get long black markets and sharecropping, beat the rush.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 12:19 | 5059305 CheapBastard
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Watch...next few weeks you'll see some cash purchases of condos in NYC by guess who.....those Albanian employtees.

 

Well, they DO deserve something for working so hard prinintg the paper fiat, right? It's only Fair.

 

I can see those CB employees right now in the storeroom... if I close my eyes:

 

Helmet to Uri: "Hey Uri, what do ya say we stash some of this paper in our overalls?....No one will ever notice....he he he...."

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:19 | 5058646 maneco
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The closer you are to the source the easier it is to get your fingers on it.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:21 | 5058657 boattrash
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They'll have to print 10 fold, to compensate for the Fractional Reserve Leverage that was created initially, that's all.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:20 | 5058660 Renewable Life
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So are those people criminals or hero's???

I know what my answer is:)

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:32 | 5058673 maneco
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I would have viewed them as criminals even if they had not stolen the cash from the Central Bank. :)

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:11 | 5058599 yogibear
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Why not? In the US banks the top people are stealing, it's just hidden. The US has more sophisticated fraud.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:13 | 5058615 813kml
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Jamie Dimon to Albanians:  "Amateurs."

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 13:22 | 5059778 medium giraffe
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Lol, beat me to it.  You ain't shit 'til you've ripped off a bil.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:14 | 5058618 NotApplicable
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Theft of actual paper notes cannot be tolerated under any circumstances!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:28 | 5058708 ebworthen
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Precisely!

Someone needs to clean the toilets and make the lobster bisque!

Someone also needs to be face-to-face with customers to tell them their account is -10% to save the bank and prevent "tanks in the streets"!

You don't expect anyone above manager to do that now do you!?!?  Back to work serfs!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:12 | 5058608 Agent P
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I'm guessing this is par for the course in Albania. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:16 | 5058631 IronShield
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Don't know where you've been but this is par for the course no matter where you're at!

It is only 'reported' in the USSA when it is politically advantageous to do so.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:14 | 5058614 DeadFred
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When the culprits are caught they can claim it was just fiat money created out of thin air so no real theft was committed. Then again it is Albania so they will be shot before they see the inside of a courthouse (and the ones who caught them will get the cash).

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:43 | 5058787 ekm1
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Not far from reality.

But the same thing is due to happen in USA also.

Elite is robbing elite now.

Bullets will fly into heads soon.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:15 | 5058623 NoWayJose
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History is replete with examples of invading armies and barbarian hordes conquering countries in order to loot their..., paper?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:16 | 5058632 adr
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I thought everything in Albania is stolen.

Where I used to live there was entire apartment complex filled with young Albanian women who were promised a better life in America. Instead they got a life that resembled the movie Taken.

If they didn't have the right look, they were put in the malls to sell Dead Sea salt scrub or hair straightening irons.

The sex trade money needs to be laundered somehow.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:23 | 5058674 ekm1
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That one is long over. That was a very long time ago.

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 11:08 | 5058916 FeralSerf
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Now they're in the wholesale cigarette business. The EU is their oyster.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:17 | 5058633 boattrash
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To date; this is the best action I've seen to come from ANY Central Bank employees.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:21 | 5058638 economessed
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713 million lek -- isn't that about 2/3rds of Albanian GDP?

Given that, the perpetrators should be easy to identify -- they're the ones with the two new young donkeys sitting out front with the leather and chrome "bling" bridels.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:17 | 5058640 Conax
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Bankers be bankin'.

Don't be haters, be like regulators.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:18 | 5058645 RiskyBidness
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Who Cares!!  Chump change!!  BTFD!!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:18 | 5058647 Peter Pan
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So, now even institutions can be CORZINED?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:19 | 5058648 Sudden Debt
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Is it really stealing if he was planning on spending it all from the beginning?

I say no...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:20 | 5058650 WTFUD
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I was in Tirana, Albania last year; It was closed.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:53 | 5058823 Ban KKiller
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Did you visit zebra cafe?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:22 | 5058667 Non Passaran
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Pikers

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:23 | 5058671 Dre4dwolf
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The world is playing Monopoly and the players responsible for being the Bankers are just ravging the Game Box and stealing all the 500$ bills lol. . . .

Easy to see who will win this joke of a game.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:24 | 5058679 ghostzapper
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So that's where Corzine is hanging out now.  Was wondering where and when he would resurface again.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:29 | 5058714 TTaco
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Albanian CLEPTOCRATS Steal !

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:29 | 5058719 ShrNfr
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Definately a lek leak someplace.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:37 | 5058752 directaction
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How do you get rid of 713 million lek? It's like trying to fence 713 million marbles. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:38 | 5058758 youngman
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I would look at the employees that just asked for a two week vacation to some foreign county.....JMHO

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:40 | 5058762 q99x2
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It'll take more to convince me that people can steal thin air printed on paper.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:45 | 5058793 PGR88
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If they had instead worked with Goldman Sachs to sell Albanians some worthless financial scheme, they could have instead made 100X more.

Pikers.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 10:49 | 5058810 buzzsaw99
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smart. steal as much as you can. it's the maggot way.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 11:04 | 5058898 markar
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Pikers compared to the $85bil/month the Fed" steals"

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 11:21 | 5058975 samsara
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Does this have any connection to this ZH story a little while ago???

 

Head Of Fourth Largest Albanian Bank Assassinated In Broad Daylight

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-06-26/head-fourth-largest-albanian-bank-assassinated-broad-daylight

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 13:24 | 5059802 Jano
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No there is no connection, but yes, there is a connections.

1. those are two different events.

2. the names /people know each other. The killed banker was a well known person, a senior.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 11:27 | 5059024 KingFiat
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If you steal 1 million, you go to prison.

If you steal 100 million you get a fine of 1 million.

If you steal 10,000 million nothing happens.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 11:55 | 5059140 kchrisc
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Considering that a Rothschild central bank's one and only task is theft, this is pretty funny.

What the thieves really stole was the ability to spend the printed-theft first ahead of the Rothschild thieves.

Some people stole from the thieves--Good for them

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 13:02 | 5059630 starman
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You mean took back what once was theirs?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 13:37 | 5059886 assistedliving
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kinda like 50 K's of coke missing from paris police HQ?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:03 | 5060814 22winmag
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That's a whole lot of toilet paper for use during the coming collapse.

 

No stinky butts there!

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