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It Begins: Canada To Send Military Equipment To Ukraine

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And so it begins.

Moments ago Bloomberg reported, citing Defense minister Rob Nicholson speaking in Trenton, Ontario, that Canada, a NATO member, will send military equipment to Ukraine. Ukraine will in turn supposedly use supplies to protect eastern border Nicholson speaking to reporters, although perhaps one should ask ISIS where US military equipment that was meant for Al-Qaeda, pardon, Syrian rebels to dethrone Assad ended up...

To be sure this expansion is purely symbolic however the first formal entrance of a NATO member into the Ukraine conflict will assure it only escalates from here.

What happens next is anyone's guess, however with this formal expansion of the "regional" proxy war to include western powers, thereby making the new Cold War quite warm, Putin will certainly take an appropriate response seeing what was until now a confined civil war involving "only" Ukraine participants, if only on paper, expand into global. Keep in mind that while Putin may well have been supporting the east Ukraine rebels, there was never any formal admission of this. Now that brand new NATO forces will be effectively on the Russian borders, the Kremlin may have just the pretext it needed to justify its military expansion into a conflict which it will claim is merely for self-preservation against clear NATO involvement and expansion, i.e., "defensive."

Furthemore, since Canada is now involved, expect other NATO member countries to also jump in, thus provoking the Russian bear that much more and leading to a sequence of events that will hardly be pleasant for anyone.


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Thu, 08/07/2014 - 13:49 | 5059979 ekm1
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Canada and USA have merged their defense into NORAD.


Thu, 08/07/2014 - 13:53 | 5060017 Pladizow
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Where was that Canadian military equipment made? - Hmmmmmm

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:01 | 5060077 Urban Roman
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In other news, the "Date lovely Russian women" sidebar ads on ZH have been swapped out with Ukrainian women. 

Lovely Ukies   ( Y ) ...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:05 | 5060104 Headbanger
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So how many canoes, snow shoes and hockey masks is it really?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:07 | 5060122 Lost My Shorts
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Maybe they are planning to offload some of those red coats like in the picture.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:15 | 5060188 smlbizman
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dudley do right will put the evil snidley whiplash is his place....

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:27 | 5060239 Manthong
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WTF is wrong with those hosers??

..and what Gay Pride Parade was that picture taken at?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:45 | 5060401 Divided States ...
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Canada is just the lap dogs' chew toy

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:47 | 5060404 maskone909
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get canada on the horn now!!

we need a fresh shipment of molsen ice and denim sportswear STAT

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:20 | 5060552 Buckaroo Banzai
Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:27 | 5060594 Anusocracy
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A Canadian is an American who thinks he's a Canadian.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:38 | 5060616 Latina Lover
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What a disgrace! I hope Russia nukes them hosers.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:40 | 5060680 Latina Lover
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I wonder what the NSA has on the Prime Minister of Canada, to make him do something so stupid. Perhaps he was caught in the toilet with some underage boys>>>?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:51 | 5060720 BLOTTO
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Thank God Canada didnt send in Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird...


They would attack us Canucks right away after talking/seeing that guy.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:14 | 5060875 Patriot Eke
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There are already Poles, Africans, and other mercenaries there along with a ton of contractors too.  The resistance has wiped out so much of their equipment that this report does not surprise me.  Both sides are getting groups of fighters and equipment from outside sources.  Some of the Oligarchs have private armies as well.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:19 | 5060910 onewayticket2
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all i can hear is Boris saying, "Surrender pronto or we'll bomb Toronto!"

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:21 | 5060926 James_Cole
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Abandon all hope russia, the canadians are coming!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:57 | 5061105 SMG
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Make no mistake, WWIII is coming.  These are the opening acts.  The Luciferian Oligarchs are going to get us down to 500 mil one way or another.   You have about 4-8 years to get ready. Unless we overthrow the Oligarchs by then.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:05 | 5061142 walküre
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I will have time to quit working and travel all over the world?

I'm not so sure about that. 2 years tops.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:37 | 5061275 Quus Ant
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I give it two weeks. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:46 | 5061391 The Limerick King
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Beware of us war-like Canucks

We're friendly but ornery fucks

The Russians should fear

Us sending our gear

A rusty old tank and two trucks


Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:17 | 5063193 Rusty Shorts
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Ranger Gord - Canadien Ranger


Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:01 | 5061120 Herd Redirectio...
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Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:47 | 5061319 Sheikh_Speare
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+1 for the Canadian Bacon reference

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:34 | 5063274 Rusty Shorts
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Red Green Show...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:35 | 5063280 Son of Loki
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I think Hussein O'Bama is a genius persuading the EU and Canadians to throw themselves under the bus for us. Why wasste our own Yutes when they are so willing and ready to jump at our beckoning?

You don't give Barry enuff credit.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 02:48 | 5063753 conscious being
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Son of, its not Barry that's so persuasive. Its the NSA.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:30 | 5060961 Alvin 4 Truth
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PM Harper is controlled by a small group of Jewish elite in Montreal and Toronto also. He has to humor them at the very least over this Ukraine business. If Harper was to lose the next election the radical left would win, the "Canadian Obama" Justin Trudeau would be in charge. It's basically a choice between 2 turds, Harper is the least smelly one.  

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:41 | 5061292 August
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Lots of Ukrainians out in the Prairie Provinces, many of whom are 20th century arrivals and can be presumed to be somewhat (or very) anti-Russian. 

Between the urban internationalist turd-lickers, the downhome Ukies of Saskatchewan, and his freedom-loving southern neighbor, Harper's decision is a no-brainer.  So to speak.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 18:05 | 5061410 Son of Loki
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Every day the "news" shocks me. Canadians now war-mongering....WFT!?


The next thing you'll tell me is we are bringing Ebola into the country intentionanlly!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 18:10 | 5061418 Not Too Important
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"I wonder what the NSA has on the Prime Minister of Canada, to make him do something so stupid. Perhaps he was caught in the toilet with some underage boys>>>?"

Google 'Canadian Holocaust'. They were all in the toilet with little kids, then cut them up into pieces for Lord Lucifer and threw the pieces (what they didn't eat) into big pits. Leads straight to London and Rome.

Fuckers. Gawd, I hope there's a Hell.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:23 | 5061814 strannick
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They will go to their eternal reward, as will we.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:42 | 5061296 richsob
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To Latina Lover: Oh hell yes.  Let's kill millions of innocent people in Canada.  Then we can kill millions of innocent people in Russia and the U.S. too  Fuck you, loser.  You are the worst kind of moron on this website and that's saying a lot.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 18:52 | 5061636 the phantom
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You do understand that terms like "break a leg" don't actually mean you want someone to break their leg, right? 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:21 | 5060555 Proofreder
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Damn good beer

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:42 | 5061029 Seek_Truth
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Agree, especially Molson Canadian.

Also LaBatt's Blue. and anything by UniBrew.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:43 | 5061034 debtor of last ...
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“When I treat with my enemies,” Belisarius said, “I am more accustomed to give than to receive counsel; but I hold in one hand inevitable ruin, in the other peace and freedom.”

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:52 | 5061080 pot_and_kettle
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+1 due to respect for all-but-forgotten heroes of antiquity

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 02:52 | 5063755 conscious being
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That's harsh. PCRs not that old.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:34 | 5061260 Seek_Truth
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Indeed - as PCR states: " Putin can bring down the economies of Europe and throw all of Europe into political and economic chaos simply by turning off the energy supply. Putin would not have to turn off the energy supply for very long before Europe tells Washington good-bye and comes to terms with Russia. The longer Putin waits, the longer Europe has to prepare against Russia’s best weapon that can be used to peacefully resolve the conflict that Washington has orchestrated."

Stick a fork in it.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:33 | 5063272 Implied Violins
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Remember that old joke, "Why is drinking American beer like having sex on a boat? Because it's fucking close to water."

Well, Canadians just fuck right in the water.

Here's a REAL beer - and it's even American!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:22 | 5060562 Howard_Roark0112
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Didn't they make a John Candy movie with this plot line?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:25 | 5060936 Meat Hammer
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How's it going Denim Dan? You look like the president, chairman, and CEO of Levi Straus. Hey where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:49 | 5060420 froze25
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The situation is deteriorating and the Kenyan or son of Frank Marshal Davis has only worsen it.  Also I love the 1984 refrence.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:03 | 5060480 MalteseFalcon
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OK time to re-stage the battle of Kursk. On the eastern side we have Russia. And on the western side we have .......Canada.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:45 | 5060705 Freddie
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Canada is a another dual citizen state.  Come on Canada - have some balls.  Send some young Canadian men to Uke.  Show how tough you are. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:22 | 5060257 0b1knob
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Includes this fine example of French Canadian military technology.


Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:24 | 5060274 taraxias
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Fuck you zionist neocon Harper.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:37 | 5060351 Juno Rock
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Really! What the hell is King Harper and his conservative government getting the Canadian people into? We have NO BUSINESS meddling in this mess, that the Americans started! Harper and his conservatives are TRULY the American lap dog! Sit up. Play dead. Roll over. Good boy! Here's a bone. Now go away!   

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:45 | 5060384 NeverForgetSilver
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If Russia attacks us in anyway, we deserve it then. This conflict really has nothing to do with us and it is an internal affair of Russians (and Ukrainians if there is such a concept).

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:23 | 5060567 Spitzer
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There is no elections in these countries. The appointed run the show no matter who the puppet is

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:21 | 5060924 onewayticket2
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i think the point is that it's the USA acting through Canada....


ever see Argo?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:49 | 5061066 Seek_Truth
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And how is that different than USSA, Spitzer?

Please do tell.

Or did you include USSA in the "these countries" statement?

Go, Diebold!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 02:57 | 5063763 conscious being
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I think he did include USA! USA!

And Yes, Go Diebold.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:35 | 5060650 Kirk2NCC1701
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The next time I'm back in my home town, I'm gonna have to walk down the street and kick that Harper creep right in his Smegma sack.

Phasers on stun? We're SO beyond stun with that guy.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:27 | 5060952 Meat Hammer
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Star Trek, aka Pussy Repellant

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:23 | 5060568 Soph
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That video is pure gold!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:34 | 5060621 bentaxle
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Made me want to burst into song......

"I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa.

Oh he's a lumberjack and he's ok..."
Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:56 | 5061096 CheapBastard
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Fascinating to see where Canadian taxpayer money goes......

I guess their housing prices are ready to collapse so they need a Big Distraction.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 01:30 | 5063643 Maxter
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Except that you are wrong as the technology is from france, not french canada.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:01 | 5061116 Seek_Truth
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Who knew Nell was Ukranian?

Why else would Dudley DoRight get involved in this mess?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:01 | 5061123 Squid Viscous
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where's Bullwinkle?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:28 | 5061229 Pie rre
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Potsylvania. He was part of the advance team. Bubala

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 18:07 | 5061413 RafterManFMJ
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If the Canadian Army sends their helicopter all the way to Ukraine what will they do if they need to fly somewhere?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 18:17 | 5061452 Seek_Truth
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Advance warning would have been nice- wiping down the keyboard.

That one's going in my repetoire!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:06 | 5060126 nope-1004
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The red jacket boys are police officers, not military.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:10 | 5060154 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Exactly. The Canadian mercenaries who are already there wear black t-shirts:

Photo found at Colonel Cassad (in English):

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:15 | 5060179 McMolotov
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I tell people I'm Canadian because I'm embarrassed to be American. Now what am I supposed to do? Guess it's off to the tanning booth to see if I can pass as a Mexican dude.

EDIT: Brujaz.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:38 | 5060352 NeverForgetSilver
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Same here. I am embarrassed and deeply bothered. In addition to be a Canadian, I am also in Harper's riding. I hate this guy. I am not going to vote for him ever. As a Canadian, I am proud to feel like a country of conscience and fairness. What are we now? A USA lap dog. Shit!!!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:52 | 5060430 Spastica Rex
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Tell people you're from New Zealand. Just inflect every sentence like it's a question.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:07 | 5060496 moonstears
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" 'Cause we'll never be royals?"

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:48 | 5060725 Freddie
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NZ PM is Bob Key.  Another tribesman.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:21 | 5060925 Landrew
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I only know one person from New Zealand, I just thought it was quirky.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:45 | 5060707 Canadian Dirtlump
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I make sure and give his office the ceremonial pierre trudeau salute every time I'm in the glenmore landing parking lot.


regards from garrison green.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 18:07 | 5061414 ForWhomTheTollBuilds
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Maybe we should all get together sometime for one last drink?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:35 | 5061002 Cacete de Ouro
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Hey Mc, skip Mexico and cnetral Am, just go further south and a bit east to Brazil. Worth the extra journey.

Learn the language, and live out you days...


the women there will thank you for it.... (as long as youre reasonably good looking and have reasonable wealth. The wealth is just to demonstrate that you're not a deadbeat, its not that important)

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:02 | 5061129 Squid Viscous
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my favorite is the fat fuck on the left, he's probably deployed his Taser at close range...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:19 | 5060224 Jack Burton
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Good find FourthStooge, I have read rumors of lots of foreign fighters who joined the militia units of fascists. Russia really now does have, based on this photo, every right to enter the East and protect the population from a foreign army. Canada has become just another UK, a nation enslaved to Neocon Wahsington DC. These guys think they are clever and take nice pictures, but I will wait for the rebels to post these boys photos after they mix it up with the Self defense forces. The guys in the photo seem to be artillery men, who sit 6 miles behind the lines and lob shells into Donetsk. The SDF has a special fate in store for artillery men. And it is death, without appeal, when they catch those who shell cities, mercy if off the table.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:28 | 5060284 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Jack Burton, I don't know if you saw this yet (I posted it in a response to one of your comments yesterday), but the damned US puppet government in Tokyo has sanctioned Natalia.

Bunch of spineless kooks running things in Japan.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:40 | 5060679 ross81
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yep, such spineless filth....they wouldnt dare try that shit with Putin so they go after the little people, who's only crime is to love their motherland and oppose fascism.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:05 | 5061704 Seer
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And I fully expect that the animated version isn't sanctioned because, well, I mean, WTF is up with That shit, Japan?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:27 | 5061828 IronForge
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!   Not Natalia!!!  She did no wrong!!!

And to add insult to injury, the "Singles Ads" on the Page have changed from Russian Brides to Filipina Singles for this Article.

Damn those Cretins!!!  The LDP are nothing but mindless stooges for TEAM_USA.   

This is why Japan needs Mr. Ishihara for Prime Minister.  He's sick and tired of being pushed around by Team_USA; and wants the Japanese People to Amend/Rewrite their OWN Constitution instead of one pushed onto them by MacAuthur.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:46 | 5060717 IronForge
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USA-GBR-CAN-AUS-NZL are the Five Eyed Spy/Masonic Alliance.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:18 | 5060901 Phuk u
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Canada has the most Ukrainians living in it other than Ukraine itself. I'm sure

a few of them will go to Ukraine and rid the South east of Putins fascism, bandits

and mafia not to mention all the russian soldiers there now.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:14 | 5061176 Global Hunter
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If any of them want to go that's their business not my government's.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 18:09 | 5061416 Phuk u
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Please consider, the majority of Ukrainians are going there too, fuck the US government

they really have fuck all to do with it ( socialist downvotes 321). Ukrainians want to be free of

mafia, bandits, putin the usual corruption. Ukraine is a big enough country to tell everyone to fuck off

they just dont realise it.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:23 | 5061216 Phuk u
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Jeez, only five downvotes so far, c'mon khbisti you can do better :)-~

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:00 | 5061681 Seer
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In the first pic the flag-holder looks like he's thinking: "All I got was this stupid flag!"

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:13 | 5060178 db51
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That fat fuck on the left will be an easy target for some rogue Ukranian.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:18 | 5060220 Headbanger
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Those are RCMP you fucking tool!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:21 | 5060250 db51
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He said :Those are RCMP you fucking tool.   

I why the fuck is there a picture of them in the article?   But excuse me, my mistake.   However...That fat fuck on the left will be needing a really big horse....and will probably need a forklift to get in the saddle.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:48 | 5060417 fightthepower
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The RCMP literally dresses like a bunch of clowns.  What a bunch of losers....

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:40 | 5060673 db51
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lmao.   Not offense to my dear Canadian Neighbors, but can you imagine the fear factor on Soviet Troops if they think they're about to get their asses kicked by a Rose Bowl Marching Band?   Just saying.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:55 | 5060767 DeathProof
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Do marines where their ceremonial uniform to battle? no. Same thing here, the red serge is for regimental balls, photo-ops, Musical Ride (PR) funerals etc.  It is not worn for duty. 

As a Canadian I think we should keep our fucken noses out of other peoples shit. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:28 | 5060947 Manthong
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heh.. heh..

you are an American, too.

..welcome to the club. :-)

.. better to be hosed together?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:20 | 5060240 Winston Churchill
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Someone on faux news just claimed Putin is behind ISIS.

Tomorrow it willbe his fault ebola was brought here.

The propaganda is being whipped to fever pitch.

See you in FEMA camp boys and girls.I want a bottom bunk.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:23 | 5060261 db51
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Trust me don't want a bottom bunk in a FEMA camp.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:29 | 5060958 Manthong
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..because of the falling lice.

I aways called top bunk in the new stalag digs.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:22 | 5060264 McMolotov
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BREAKING (AP): "Putin likely responsible for fucking up Star Wars prequels."

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:33 | 5060328 TheFourthStooge-ing
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BREAKING (Reuters): "Putin strafes both Gaza and Tel Aviv in personal flying saucer."

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:34 | 5060336 Winston Churchill
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While strangling kittens ,and puppies.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:35 | 5060641 pods
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Putin was responsible for the introduction of "New Coke" to destroy the 'merican capitalist (pig) system.


Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:00 | 5060465 Dr. Engali
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Okay those movies were so fucking bad and disappointing that if that were true,  I'd go kick Putin's ass...... well maybe not, he does wrestle bears.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:29 | 5060604 McMolotov
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Killed him a bear when he was only 3. Vladdy, Vladdy Putin — King of the Russian Frontier.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:20 | 5060920 Manthong
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..of course you know you are dating yourself with the Fess Parker analog.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:42 | 5061031 McMolotov
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I first heard that song back in 1955 with Marty McFly.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:46 | 5061053 Manthong
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Back in time with Calvin Klien.  :-) the moon, Alice!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:37 | 5060354 NOTaREALmerican
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Goddamn right he is.  Look Putin hates Obama because Obama supported ISIS in order to bring out a new world muslim order which Putin is trying to prevent because he hates the goddamn Fed which caused our Free-Enterprise system to fail because of commies like this goddamn Obama needing the goddamn CANADIANS to do our dirty work!   Goddamn panzy french goddamn canadians.    What has this country become when we need the help of the goddamn canadians! 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:42 | 5060383 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Canadians are 'americans'.

Signed: AnAnonymous

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:45 | 5060400 NeverForgetSilver
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No, it is this right-wing government. Most people don't agree.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:52 | 5060435 NeverForgetSilver
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I don't think you can find any canadian here supporting what Harper is doing.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:39 | 5060672 pods
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Hasn't been the same without him.

Although he did go out by "burning the candle at both ends", and running into the bank was a nice touch.


Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:12 | 5060868 armageddon addahere
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"What has this country become when we need the help of the goddamn canadians! "


You mean like 1979 when Canadian diplomat Ken Taylor rescued American hostages in Iran? Or Vietnam when 22,000 Canadians volunteered for the US armed forces? Or Korea where the Canadians fought along side the US, or WW2 and WW1 when they got in before you?

Canada is the best friend the US  ever had.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:13 | 5062841 Seer
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Yeah!  Pull my finger!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:28 | 5060954 Cacete de Ouro
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Its a genuine question. How did that fat bastard end up in the RMCP, or else was let stay in the RMCP?

These are the type of questions Canada needs to answer. Or else the Canadian pseudo empire will crumble 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:37 | 5060357 Carpenter1
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I live on the coastal city of vancouver, and can tell you Canada has been sending military equipment for weeks already. Over a month ago I watched a warship leave Harbour, the kind we NEVER see normally. 

Then there's the increased air traffic of what look like quasi military(not civilian)aircraft the past 2 weeks. That's the thing about Canada, nowhere near the budget or resources to be discreet, if we're going to war, people will know. Don't have the backchannels to hide movements and our military is so small and inactive,  we never see them....unless something is happening.


And I can tell you with certainty,  SOMETHING IS HAPPENING. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:16 | 5060531 Global Hunter
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agree based upon my own andectodal evidence, I am near Trenton. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:19 | 5060545 pitz
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Also agree.  A nearby AFB in Canada recently had a full force generation exercise, something that hasn't happened before in recent memory. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:43 | 5060700 Kirk2NCC1701
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Did Camp Borden stock up on extra Borden Milk, to show their preparedness?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:01 | 5060805 ebear
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"Then there's the increased air traffic of what look like quasi military(not civilian)aircraft the past 2 weeks."

Abbotsford Air Show.

Take it easy man, there'll be plenty of time to panic later on.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:25 | 5060935 trader1
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so, it looks like the "allied powers" are going for a back door operation.

O P E R A T I O N   V L A D I V I S T O K 




Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:52 | 5061079 kchrisc
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At the risk of sounding crass, but Canadians may want to counsel or hide their children of gun toting age.


"Do they have guillotines in Canada?"

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 05:54 | 5063930 tonyw
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so what are YOU as a voter and resident doing about it?

And I can tell you with certainty, if you and the other residents/voters do nothing there will be no reason for the sociopaths to stop and you or your kids will be sent to die in a far away land not to protect canada but some oligarchs right to steal from others.


Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:50 | 5060748 stant
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Look out headbanger ,they will draft your surly ass !!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 02:35 | 5063741 StychoKiller
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If I "promise" to join NATO, will they supply me with an Abrams M1A?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:40 | 5060379 BlindMonkey
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"In other news, the "Date lovely Russian women" sidebar ads on ZH have been swapped out with Ukrainian women."

They are going to need somebody to cuddle with since all their men are dying in the East at the trigger fingers of their own pilots.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:03 | 5060095 agent default
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Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:10 | 5060151 McMolotov
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"America's Hat To Send American Military Equipment To Ukraine."

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:01 | 5060807 Freddie
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Seriously - who is going to fight Russia on the ground?  Germany?  Are the Poles that stupid?  Canada?  France?  Are the Brits dumb enough?  Send dual citizen Cameron with Nudelman and Soros. 

USA military?  It is being destroyed and is Americans are dumb enough to fight in any war then they are stupid.

F Canada and Harper plus his zio-bosses.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:32 | 5060974 BolanosGhost
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Time to send in the apologists. Kerry couldn't resolve his way out of a paper bag, so maybe the stereotypically polite Canadians can get the job done.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:00 | 5060471 jarana
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I don't know, but they have no pistol covers... they just keep them in their pockets.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:04 | 5060482 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Pladizow wrote:"Where was that Canadian military equipment made? - Hmmmmmm"

At Kaniwaki, a native indian reserve!!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:41 | 5060681 Canadian Dirtlump
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There is purportedly an advanced military munitions facility not far from where I grew up. In a place called Brocket alberta. The man in charge, one Ernie Scar.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 18:03 | 5061401 Herd Redirectio...
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Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:57 | 5060779 IronForge
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Most components wil be built abroad by Child Labor from SGP to CHN;  but the Assembly Plants should be located in CAN, where Workers - On Break and Off the Clock - can recreate by...

...Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With their best girls by their sides!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:40 | 5061021 Manthong
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Live version.. “I thought you were so butch!”

:- )

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:33 | 5061878 IronForge
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I liked the Blood-letting Barber "lead in sketch" before the Song...

For the first few seconds (when blood stained gear were being put away and cleaned - yet it didn't look like a Operating Room), I had to try to figure out WTF was going on, then the Pun kicked in.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:22 | 5061212 Atomizer
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Monty Python moment. Have a couple of skits in mind. 


Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:22 | 5060262 Ozy_mandias
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As a former Canadian soldier this is beyond fucking retarded. We used to be a voice of reason in the world. We barely have enough military equipment of our own for starters, let alone having enough to give to a country on the other side of the planet that we as a country have absolutely zero national interest in "protecting" (propping up). Man this pisses me of.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:36 | 5060343 813kml
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Canada is being used as proxy, all equipment will be supplied by the US.  As usual, the US is not man enough to step out from behind the skirts.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:53 | 5060442 jay28elle
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Exactly the point I was gonna make, except the last sentence I would replace US with Obama.

I think Obama is wanting to spread the love by forcing, err ahh, I mean "letting", other countries have some limelight.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:33 | 5060985 tenpanhandle
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Obama  just got excited by the gay uniforms and the name "mounties"

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 16:34 | 5060990 Meat Hammer
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Obama is a puppet.  Nothing less; nothing more.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:56 | 5060454 BlindMonkey
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I would add that the country that are supporting is actively involved in major war crimes by intentionally targeting civilian areas. These fuckers are low and I am hoping that they get their jackboots shoved down their necks.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 17:33 | 5061251 Atomizer
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Ozy, mine if I some it up? Turn up your sound.

Pixies - Caribou

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:33 | 5060333 mt paul
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what next

militarized beavers..... 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 14:57 | 5060460 BlindMonkey
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Women in combat units I presume...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:03 | 5060477 BeaverFever
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I resemble that remark.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 15:48 | 5060727 Kirk2NCC1701
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Forget Killer Rabbits. They got Killer Beavers.

And a large squadron of Flying Looneys, straight from Parliament Hill.

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