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Minimum-Wage Hikers Worst Enemy Spotted In China

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For fast-food workers (and their unions) of the world, the following image is truly terrifying... As People's Daily China reports, the first restaurant featuring robotic waiters and chefs has opened in Suzhou, Jiangsu...

 

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Each robot costs RMB40,000 (around $6,500) and speaks 40 sentences... more than many fast-food workers we suspect...

 

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Update: Mike "Mish" Shedlock also noted the following - The "McCashier"

Sure. You can make $15 an hour at McDonald's, at least in Seattle. You just have to perform better than this machine.

But if you are not more cost effective that that machine, then not only do you not make $15, you do not have a job at all.

Read more here...

 

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Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:28 | 5061837 Slave
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How dare you apply logic to the minimum wage argument!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:35 | 5061887 gh0atrider
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Do they accept Bitcoin tips?  gh0atrider hopes so!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:35 | 5061890 Publicus
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There are no Jobs in the future. He is dead.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:36 | 5061898 Liberal
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Confiscate everyone's computer and BAN TECHNOLOGY!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:37 | 5061907 gh0atrider
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you can take gh0atrider's bits from his COLD SHUTDOWN HANDS!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:51 | 5061984 smlbizman
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thats a pretty fine ass at the counter in black....

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:56 | 5062015 gh0atrider
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In the Bitcoin/Robot future human beings are redundant.  Kill them now and get it over with, the future is calling!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:00 | 5062046 nidaar
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We are heading towards Caves of Steel...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:08 | 5062107 gh0atrider
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is there free wifi?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:14 | 5062137 old naughty
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probably...but then Chinese, all "trendy", would stampede over each others to try get in, even without free wifi, no?

They don't /don't want to know what it will bring.

Dumb !

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:32 | 5062238 Keyser
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Not sure which is worse, ghoatfucker shilling bitcoins or the patriot posting that his sister made $9,500 last weekend banging the football team... 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:41 | 5062293 CheapBastard
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Yeah, these robots will be torn up, spray painted or banged down [or stolen] within weeks of filling McDs in Merika.

 

We're #1 in Viloence.

#1!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 02:22 | 5063726 Redhotfill
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Or as the "DUKE OF NEW YORK" in Escape from NY said    A-#1

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:41 | 5062296 jbvtme
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so we're supposed to pony 20% to the waitress and we get no cleavage?  brave new world...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:47 | 5062326 Raymond K Hessel
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Two questions.

 

First, how much more would the robot cost if can speak no sentences? Honestly, I don't need to pay a robot to give me no lip.

Second, am I the only thinking $9500 for a whole football sounds too low for that chick to be fuckable?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:50 | 5062691 gh0atrider
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Are you serious?  gh0atrider/fonestar are the greatest ZH poster children ever.  The other guy is just some common spammer.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:57 | 5063115 wallstreetapost...
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The only spammer is you foneystar... do I need to dig up your youtube page again.. man you are such a queer.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:24 | 5062191 Miffed Microbio...
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Ok fonestar I am really confused. How does the killing of humans help Bitcoin? Wouldn't this be its end as well? Or do the robots then transact in Bitcoin? It would seem Bitcoin would be superfluous in the world of the machines.

Oh, in case you are confused, Ebola is a real not virtual. Unless you are virtual yourself and,therefore, have no worries.

Miffed;-)

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:42 | 5062642 gh0atrider
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Why do humans need to be there for robots to transact in Bitcoins?  Bitcoin is just a protocol, one that would scale very well to robot society.  Frankly, gh0atrider does not care what happens to humans so long as Bitcoin and robots survive.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:48 | 5061972 Seek_Truth
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"Confiscate everyone's computer and BAN TECHNOLOGY!"

Ted Kaczynski approves this comment.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:51 | 5061979 gh0atrider
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What we do, we do towards Satoshi conciousness...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDHi5SSIlM

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:43 | 5061942 gh0atrider
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When you think about it, the whole idea of robots serving humans food is stupid.  Robots would not need to feed other robots food as they do not require food.  Clearly humans are the weakest link here and should be eliminated immediately to make way for the future.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:45 | 5061953 JohnG
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You first.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:47 | 5061964 gh0atrider
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It is easy to junk gh0atrider.  It is harder to explain why gh0atrider's posts appear all junkishly to the supreme godhead of Satoshi Nakamoto.

Clearly, the robots will take over.  Hopefully gh0atrider will be remembered by the robot lords as someone who paved the way to robofuture.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:56 | 5062020 Slave
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You get junked because you derail comment threads. The same reason fonestar got banned. Fuckup.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:57 | 5062029 gh0atrider
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gh0atrider is derailed fonestar X2 you muktard!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:59 | 5062043 Pure Evil
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He gets junked because he posts junk.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:00 | 5062053 gh0atrider
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Are you calling rapid spamtoshi junk??

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:05 | 5062080 Cliff Claven Cheers
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Your theme song by chance:  

Trololo 10 hrs
Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:08 | 5062099 gh0atrider
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Classic fonestar action! 

oh0h0hho0hooo0hoo

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:18 | 5062118 Cliff Claven Cheers
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I used to have my own troll account too and got banned so i feel for you bro.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:35 | 5062249 Keyser
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fonestar = ghoatfucker...  Can someone ban this waste of air? 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:58 | 5062744 gh0atrider
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no.

gh0atrider ban you!  gh0atrider ban all of you!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:20 | 5063203 NoDecaf
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Do you feel inadequate when you step out of character? That shtick must wear thin pretty fast at parties and on blind dates.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:02 | 5062062 zaphod
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He probably is Fonestar with a new ID

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:05 | 5062079 gh0atrider
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YES YES YES!!!

fonestar was BAND by Tyler Burden.  Cos he broke his promisers.  Now fonestar had to reincarnate as gh0atrider....

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:05 | 5062415 Pure Evil
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You should have reincarnated as a douche bag or an enema bag, or at the very least a colostomy bag.

At least you would have been useful to someone out there.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:26 | 5063475 PoliticalRefuge...
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..is it true that the nozzles have all the fun?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:59 | 5063122 wallstreetapost...
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you really have no life... please kill yourself 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:35 | 5062260 Seer
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"Robots would not need to feed other robots food as they do not require food."

Yes.  Which is why it should be clear to all that ALL of this is no more than a rapid descent down the other side of the curve.  Economies of scale in reverse...  This won't persist past the short-term.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:43 | 5061895 Jumbotron
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And to think people didn't understand that the Redbox robot dispensing movies outside McDonalds wasn't just for movies.  That was mind conditioning and beta testiing customers perceptions of one day being served their Happy Meals by a machine.

Peak Labor Force participation bitchez !

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:52 | 5061995 smlbizman
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i would think it started when we all became gas jockeys.......

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:53 | 5062002 gh0atrider
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gh0atrider

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:38 | 5061906 El Vaquero
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Who needs logic?  As long as the things are programmed to say "DANGER WILL ROBINSON!" we're good to go.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:15 | 5062146 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"Welcome to Costco.... I love you.... beedeebeedee...."

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:39 | 5061917 TeMpTeK
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Neck Tattoos sold separately

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 23:03 | 5063142 FredFlintstone
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Batteries not included, some assembly required.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:11 | 5062277 JuliaS
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Japan's been there for what, 2 decades now? Vending machines for everything short of funerals. Result? Structurally high unemployment, high suicude rates, low family formation etc.

Well, what are machines? They're property of the machine owner. They exist to enrich the owner. Who owns machines? Ironically, it is not the machine builder, and not even the machine buyer, but one entity that directly or indirectly owns everything through credit issued and distributed to run all sorts of enterprises, including ones related to mechanization.

Want to build a robot factory? Fine! Borrow form the bank. Build robots, sell them to other people who borrow form the bank. Who owns the machines? The bank! The originator of fiat who through collateral pledges owns pretty much everything - all assets collectively, directly and implicitly. And even if people participating in transactions related to robots aren't debtors, still, money had to come from somewhere. Knowing where it originates, someone somewhere for some reason had to borrow it into existence first. That money is tied to economic expansion, to flow of goods and exchange of services and therefore the bank essentially owns everything there is.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:28 | 5061843 NOTaREALmerican
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The worthless Trash Class won't have anything to do pretty soon.   Bunch of goddamn losers who never worked a goddamn day in their goddamn lives and just want handouts from the hard working robots that work for a goddamn living.   

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:32 | 5061870 Oldwood
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Don't be so hard on yourself.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:34 | 5061877 hobopants
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Lol, those things are going to get so vandalized and stolen if they put them in state side. I think I'll take one and make it my Chinese robot butler.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:38 | 5061899 gh0atrider
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gh0atrider thought that roboserver was kinda hot....

(hopefully it was a fembot)

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:40 | 5061921 NihilistZero
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The worthless Trash Class won't have anything to do pretty soon.

You're correct.  The 1%ers won't be able to do ANYTHING to save themselves from the masses who were happy enough to just get by, but the Oligarchs insisted upon pushing to the point of madness.  The cannibalisied meat of the ruling class will be the new-wave delicacy of tomorrow.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:42 | 5062299 Zoomorph
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The trash class is too stupid and lazy to pose a threat. They can be easily culled via biological or mechanical weapons if failed to control via media, education, and shiny technological gadgets.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 02:47 | 5063752 Redhotfill
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Just like that show where they call up some felon on the with with a zillion unserved warrants to show up at X address to pick up the big screen tv he just "won" and the idiot serves himself up!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:54 | 5061998 medium giraffe
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I was just reading that an inability to recognise irony is one of the first signs of Ebola infection.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:59 | 5062044 gh0atrider
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gh0atider humped a new roboserver to cure himself of Ebola. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:05 | 5062076 medium giraffe
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...but apparently forgot how to spell his own name in the process?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:05 | 5062088 gh0atrider
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rapid spamtoshi err0rz!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:56 | 5062380 HamFistedIdiot
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People with autism have difficulty identifying sarcasm and irony, as well.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:05 | 5062408 RaceToTheBottom
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" Bunch of goddamn losers who never worked a goddamn day in their goddamn lives and just want handouts from the hard working robots that work for a goddamn living.  "

Don't worry we can use robots to give them their handouts. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:29 | 5061846 Rainman
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I told you humans this day would come many years ago ...

At first you are mocked..

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:30 | 5061850 ShrNfr
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Have they perfected the thing that looks like a dog turd and plays golf? If so, Obama sbould be very afraid.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:29 | 5061853 Joebloinvestor
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The automat redefined.

Comming to a mall near you.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:30 | 5061860 r00t61
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These robots should form a union; because they are being exploited by the commie-capitalists.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 06:23 | 5063976 StychoKiller
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No worries, we're all eventually gonna migrate to Robonia!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:34 | 5061876 ebworthen
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Central banks print money to build robots and stuff.

Central banks send people tax free money for them to buy things.

10% flat tax on purchases.  No more work.  Problem solved.

A banker's lifestyle for everyone.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:34 | 5061881 Savvy
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Who's going to eat at the joint when no body has a job?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:36 | 5061897 ebworthen
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See my comment above.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:49 | 5061975 Savvy
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Really? How long before a happy meal is $100 and those that do work don't eat? Do you really think that's sustainable?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:52 | 5061994 ebworthen
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As sustainable as $17 Trillion in debt bailing out and juicing Wall Street.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:56 | 5062014 Savvy
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True lol. But Oblahblah added the debt before he added 75 people to EBT for every one job. At this rate the US$ will collapse within the year and that $17 t will be crappy asswipe. And we all thought W was handing over a mess. Ha!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:40 | 5062281 Oldwood
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But they have yet to bail any of us out. Maybe if we promise to vote for them they might buy us a burger, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:37 | 5061903 Jumbotron
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DING DING DING..........Winner, Winner, Robot Chicken Dinner !!!!!!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:38 | 5061912 NOTaREALmerican
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The top 10%, who made this goddamn country what it is today.   Not the goddamn worthless Trash Class, who sit around all day instead of going out and learning how to build a goddamn robot they could sell and make a million which is all the Winners that DID make the Robots did.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:21 | 5062171 Jumbotron
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Well.....show us YOUR robot, fuck wipe !

Or were you sleeping through Cybernetics 401 in your public school ?   I mean....they are still teaching Cybernetics 401 in public schools....right.

Or did you learn at DeVry University.  Oh....right......night class at Phoenix University.   Got it.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:05 | 5062085 Publicus
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Other robots.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:34 | 5061883 WhyWait
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How can anyone who reads ZH and understands what's going on in the world gloat over this?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:39 | 5061913 deflator
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it is called , "the dogmatic approach".

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:39 | 5061920 Oldwood
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Most here will gloat over "end of times"and I may be one of them. (I change my mind every day)

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:08 | 5062083 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  How can anyone who reads ZH and understands what's going on in the world gloat over this?

 

You are forgetting the official hate order on ZH:

1) Jews
2) Muslims
3) worthless Dagos & Greek
4) "those people"
5) Anybody making minimum wage

 

Robots replacing mimumum wage people allows ZH'ers to laugh at the number 5 people.  

 

Hope this helps.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:41 | 5062292 Oldwood
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It looks like most are laughing at you.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:49 | 5063055 Slave
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Your Democrat is showing.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:35 | 5061889 Seasmoke
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$6500 !!! I will take 13. I'm going to open a fast food joint !!!

Next lets get rid of the public takers. That's taxes I wouldn't mind paying for.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:37 | 5061900 Oldwood
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What do robots eat? I mean if they are the only ones with jobs, they will be the only ones who can afford to eat.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:53 | 5062003 magnetosphere
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petroleum and coal

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:59 | 5062039 CrazyCooter
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If one thinks of it on an energy basis, and one excludes the crazy modern lifestyle, humans are vastly more efficient users of energy than robots. I mean this in the sense of how many "calories" (which is skewed somewhat), joules, etc to function.

This is only happening because our system of production/exchange, our distribution/consumption of resources, and society in general is completely fucked up.

This rodeo is just a blip on a very long timeline that looks very much the same before and after humans!

Regards,

Cooter

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:35 | 5062256 Miffed Microbio...
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What makes me wonder is the maintenance of these things. I work with numerous robots in my job. I'm sure we have topped a million in purchases. The bummer is when they break. I could fix easily most of the simpler instrumentation and would rarely have a service call. Now when one of these suckers has a problem or gets out of alignment a specially trained field guy must fix it. I've asked him many times to show me how to do it and he says he can't because this is not in the contract. He used to always just ship me the part and I would install it. I feel like I'm working in a union.

Robots dramatically increase throughput in my field but they can't fully replace humans.

Miffed;-)

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:45 | 5062318 Seer
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I have an old diesel truck because it is so simple even a caveman (like me) can work on it; and parts are cheap (WAY cheap compared to the newer ones).

I was talking to a woman the other day whose truck (newer gasser) was spitting out codes and the transmission got stupid.  It started working again just fine.  She'd taken it to the dealer within the last year and they couldn't ID the problem: she thinks it actually was WORSE when she got it back (though they just ran diags, I think).  I deduced that it's not a temperature issue, in which case it's more likely one (or more) of MANY "sensors."

When shit works it's great.  When it don't you're fucked...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:48 | 5062339 Oldwood
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Without a doubt. My small business is very reliant on automation in the use of programmable routers for machining wood. The greatest thing since the wheel..until they break. Another thing is their depreciation, where a perfectly useful machine is worthless due to supposed outdated technology (doesn't email bill gates) and proprietary stuff that costs a fortune. Just today we found that an Austrian built table saw with a touch screen control was failing. The only fix is a $3000 new screen and integrated controller. Something that could in theory be done with a smart phone. These machines could be made with easily upgradeable technology, but its not in their interest to do so. I can only imagine what its like in a medical industry with the liabilities and risk involved.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:39 | 5062274 Seer
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Bless you for grounding this in reality!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:37 | 5061904 disabledvet
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STOP BRINGING ME MY ORDER UNTIL I ACTUALLY SAY WHAT I WANT! (yes, that is what I wanted. Friggin new world order shit. Knew what I wanted before I even got here!)

Okay! Okay! Bring it back! Bring it back!

What do you mean that's not part of the programming?

I demand to speak to the Network Administrator Post Haste! Whaddya mean he's on line five and based in Manila??

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:38 | 5061914 GoldenDonuts
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Question for all of you MBA efficiency experts out there busy outsourcing and robotisizing every job out there.  Who is going to buy your products and services? 

 

 

Oh and one other where are you going to hide when the underclass that you are busily creating decide that no they can't afford bread or cake and decide to break out the pitch forks?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:38 | 5061916 Crazed Smoker
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You want burger or not.  If so you gotta PAY!!!  $20.

Me - I don't care what the State mandated minimum wage is.  I just gonna fire up bbq when i get home.

F U u authoritarian state commie mommies!!!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:42 | 5061941 Oldwood
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Don't forget the mandatory robot recycling fee (a tax on every burger sold, its their retirement program)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 06:28 | 5063979 StychoKiller
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As a Robo-American, I find your comment offensive!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:40 | 5061924 Realname
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It used to be the case when I would go out to eat Id usually take some home to finish. Many times when I leave Im still hungry. I thought they were just making the actual plates bigger. /s 

Everywhere you look things are getting smaller (sans the Walmart patrons).

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:47 | 5061928 medium giraffe
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A pocket full of Neodymium magnets is going to make this future a lot of fun! 

Start collecting old hard drives folks ;)

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:48 | 5062340 Seer
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Laughed so hard my sides are hurting!

Asymmetrical warfare.  Apparently the Powers still think they can hold out until there are no more rocks...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:41 | 5061938 Leraconteur
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If the CHINESE begin to make millions of robots using dirt cheap Chinese labour and selling them at Chinese low cut rate prices, the world's labour market is dun.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:46 | 5061954 Caveman93
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I'm studyng to be a robot repair tech. I see opportunity here!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:47 | 5061970 kedi
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And the robots can shop at WalMart, served by robots, buying? robot made crap.

The future could be good with robots doing most of the labor. As long as the population is lower. All people are highly educated, to a level where research, art, fun, and creating ever better things is their goal and ability. Better things, meaning actually better, not just variations on crap trinkets. Of course this requires a bit of a remake of what is considered success and wealth. Not communism. Just a more realistic, long term idea of what is important. Fun being very important. Society devolving into feudal world wide poisoned slum, not being fun.

I direct those who would be King of the world, to a sobering portion of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Peasant one to peasant two, " How do you know he's a king?" Peasant two, " He ain't got shit all over im." Yeah. The current method to gaining for self, by sucking all from others, makes a world so shitty, that being King puts you just that little bit above the shit. King of shit.

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:49 | 5061977 slightlyskeptical
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I guarantee that this is not cheaper than using humans.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:49 | 5061978 Spastica Rex
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Maybe they'll replace blog writers with robots.

Maybe they already have.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:24 | 5062188 Jumbotron
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Your cover is blown, Spas.

Or should I spell your name as 0111001000111000010110111000111010101000001 ?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:27 | 5062207 Spastica Rex
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You're ridin' me hard today, man. I might get a complex, or sumthin'.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:54 | 5062365 Jumbotron
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LOL !!!   Any bot that can pass the Turing Test is ok by me !  ; )

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:51 | 5061985 Make_Mine_A_Double
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They will have to customize them for feral Amerika.

Da' bot be wearing backward cholo hat and have his center rim pulled down to his knees so his O ring be showin' and shiite.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:57 | 5062027 lotsoffun
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dat be zo racisst.   i love it.  i really love it?  have you ever travelled thru jfk airport?

stupidity on a mass level at mcdonalds - and other storefront venues doesn't bother me.  i don't ever go there.

but - if i want to travel - i don't want the same lack of service.  jfk is lebron james dream stupidity levels.

(not to pick on one of the most currently highest paid stupid idiots, he is no worse than the last media stupid idiots favorites, he's just as stupid, god bless him.  and rich, because of our stupidity.)

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:53 | 5062000 IronShield
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Listen to all the Luddites!  This is excellent news.  And, I bet they can count out my change correctly too!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:58 | 5062038 Spastica Rex
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The world needs about 500 million people, a shit ton of robots, and a few smelly brown people to do the work the robots can't.

PARADISE!

Except for the brown people.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:01 | 5062060 IronShield
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Error: Brown people, does not compute.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:02 | 5062034 One And Only
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When I was 16 I worked at a fast food place and I felt proud. I didn't make too much but I saved and had some left over to take my girlfriend out to the movies. It might not seem like it to some people but that first job was important to me because it taught me what work was: showing up on time, preparing, cleaning, stocking, etc. It also taught me the value of a buck...I had to work X amount of hours to go to the movies with my girl and save X amount of dollars for a car. It was a stepping stone and an introduction into the real world.

That job was never meant to provide a "living wage" nor support a family. It was simply a low paying yet important seque into what life is all about. I think it's sad that Americans look at these jobs as a means to support families. It really speaks volumes of what has happened to this country and more importantly what people expect moving forward. It's truly a sad state of affairs.

As a side note, when I was working that job I took a certain level of pride in what I did. I was proud to be working and making money. Recently I have walked into a few of these places to order food and just thrown it way because the people serving it are disgusting. I can't eat food served by people with no respect for themselves and no apparent awareness of hygeine.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:05 | 5062084 general ambivalent
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That real world is real shitty. Sorry to tell you.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:07 | 5062098 One And Only
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It is what you make of it.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:25 | 5062199 Jumbotron
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I bet a robot can't make shit pies quite the way I can.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 06:38 | 5063990 StychoKiller
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Bet I can squirt oil further than you can!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 07:57 | 5064164 Jumbotron
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I'm over 50.  EVERYbody can squirt oil further than me !   LOL !

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:00 | 5062362 Oldwood
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Most firms even low paying fast food businesses are always looking for people who will step up, take some responsibility. Its not to say they will be made president in a few days but they are in demand. Too many that hold these jobs do so exactly because they want no responsibility. Many are there because they can't hold a job that demands responsibility. Even in this shitty economy there are jobs out there, its just that most of those available either are not qualified, demand more that the job pays, don't want to work, or all of the above. A close relative is a manager for a large grocery chain, managing probably ten stores. He tells me he has more job openings than he has ever had in thirty years, but few will apply and those he does see, really don't want to do the work and flat tell him they can make more living off of government.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 19:57 | 5062035 quasimodo
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C-3PO......"R2 you dumb sheep f-kr I TOLD you to bring the morbidly obese patron his earth food 2 minutes ago!@#.......what a quandry we are in now R2!"

R2-D2"adkfjeoiwj3280u10384u1rfjwohgiogh......fjiowe39q0u4238fo3wfgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:02 | 5062061 Spastica Rex
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Will the fast food robots be armed? Cuz that would be cool.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:29 | 5062219 Jumbotron
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You have 20 seonds to order.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzlt7IbTp6M

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:33 | 5062245 Spastica Rex
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Paul Verhoven is a twisted genius.

And the Dutch are just plain weird.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:56 | 5062374 Jumbotron
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I should know.  I work with one who used to work on a Greenpeace boat.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:05 | 5062075 all-priced-in
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Robots - just doing jobs that American's don't want to do (for $14.99 an hour or less).

/s/

Maybe we should ban all labor saving technology & machinery. 

Increasing productivity increases the standard of living.

 

Maybe we should go back to quill pens instead of computers - forget about bulldozers just hire people with shovels - scrap all of the farm machinery and just hire people to pick the corn and beans by hand.

Will the people that lose their jobs to robots be hurt? Hell yes - but not becoming more productive will hurt 10X more.

 

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:08 | 5062105 Spastica Rex
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scrap all of the farm machinery and just hire people to pick the corn and beans by hand.

Why not just make them do it?

Think out of the box, man! Innovation and efficiency beyond our wildest dreams to be had - for a clever man!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 08:26 | 5064262 all-priced-in
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At first this may seem like a good idea - but even if you use slave labor you still need to feed them.

Giving your slaves productivity enhancing tools will still increase your output.

Think how much better the pyramids would be if they had access to modern construction equipment.

Plus they would have actually finished them faster.

 

/s/ 

 

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:58 | 5062393 Jumbotron
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Increasing productivity increases the standard of living.

LOL !!!     You honest to God said that ?       HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:01 | 5062406 Jumbotron
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Maybe we should go back to quill pens instead of computers

Hhmmm.......when we had quill pens we had Mozart and Bach.

Today we have computers and Scrillex.

Yeah....things are SOOOooooo much better with automation.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 11:40 | 5064227 all-priced-in
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Really? Productivity hurts your standard of living?

I guess that is why countries with the lowest productivity have a higher standard of living. NOT!

Like countries in Africa where half of the population is starving.

You come across as a self-righteous prick - but let's do a little test to see for sure.

I bet you use (directly or indirectly) a washing machine and dryer to clean / dry your clothes.

These are a couple of fine examples of things that increase productivity.

GIVE UP YOUR WASHER AND DRYER for a couple months - then report back and tell me how much better your quality of life is - because washing your clothes in a bucket and hanging them in a tree to dry them will raise your standard of living. 

Or

Are you a hypocritical ass hole that thinks they know what is best for everyone else in the world - but of course you don't follow your own fucking advise - because that would be inconvenient. 

If you preach it try living it you ignorant fuck - other wise take your opinions and shove them up your tight progressive ass hole.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:06 | 5062087 Duc888
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Fuck it.  I'll Rick-roll that sad sack pile of shit for a large order of overdone fries and a shit ton of salt.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:06 | 5062096 Duc888
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So the question arises, when the fuck can we all shit can the  TOTUS, House and the Senate and install some AI  with the Hippocratic oath written into it's BIOS?

 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:12 | 5062124 AchtungAffen
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And very soon a robot will be writing stories for ZH and the Tylers will be picketting for a higher minimum wage...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:16 | 5062132 deflator
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 At least the robots will not intentionally poison the food of whatever race other than theirs happens to go through the drive-thru.

 

 this is how I think...deal with it bitchez

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:25 | 5062198 Spastica Rex
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You think about poisoning black people?

Oh - or are you black, and have particular insight?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:35 | 5062259 IronShield
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I'm kinda slow so please forgive me; but, you've got a kind of brown or black complex.  What's that all about?  No skin color holds the monopoly on perpetual suffering; unless of course you're talking about eye or hair color, but I bet that applies there too.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:38 | 5062268 Spastica Rex
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Did I say black?

I meant Asian.

Oops - fat fingers!

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:37 | 5062267 deflator
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 Apparantly, I have particular insight based on your reply. Yes, people have biases based on their particular race, whowoulda thunkit. 

 The concept of "racism" has been promulgated by governments who would like to increase tax base. Actual racism or, "discrimination" will always exist even if every White person were to be hypothetically exterminated at this very moment. A race (I think the Chinese) at some point will exterminate every other race. 

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:39 | 5062278 Spastica Rex
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I was mostly intrigued by the poisoning part.

Oh, and I meant to say "Asian" above, as per my correction slightly above.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:52 | 5062336 deflator
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I think most people in the West are delusional where it comes to "race nationalism". 

 The fast food poisoning allusion comes from ,"experience" and what the, "reverand" Jessie Jackson said about "doing things" to White peoples food.

 

http://www.jessejackson.org/spitinwhiteysfood.html

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:48 | 5063052 AchtungAffen
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Considering most males have color blindness issues, your judgements seem kinda flimsy... Well, wtf, yeah. One race, one language, one religion, sieg heil... whatever. Sound mentality, right? And if it's bad, well, it da goobmint faoolt right?

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:18 | 5062157 logicalman
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When all production is done by robots, all humans will be pennyless.

There will be no one to buy what the robots are making.

Where will all that stuff be stored???

I think I'll just sit back and let my brain melt, now.

The logic of arguing that minimum wage laws are bad, in that manner is just a waste of time.

The true problem(s?) - Government and banks just skimming off so much from those who wish to actually do something usefull that there's not enough left to live on.

When everything is financialized, nothing has true value.

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 04:24 | 5063856 The Abstraction...
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I think the idea is as we get more productive, the remaining people with a gainful  job are meant to get more charitable. Seems contrary to the state of affairs though, where 7 people have to work 200 years to get a 1000 year mortgage on a rotten rabbit hutch.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:25 | 5062197 Jackagain
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I heard Janet "Easy Money" Yellen is eyeballing wages for signs of inflationary pressure. ... with few signs of a broad-based acceleration...” I guess they won't be raising interest rates afterall next eyar...

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:35 | 5062254 Cabreado
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"and speaks 40 sentences... more than many fast-food workers we suspect..."

Given the reality of things, that seems like a needless, cheap shot.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:42 | 5062303 Latitude25
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That robot looks like it's right out of the old series "Lost in Space"

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 22:55 | 5063097 FredFlintstone
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Danger, Will Robinson.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 20:43 | 5062305 jon dough
Fri, 08/08/2014 - 07:08 | 5064035 StychoKiller
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I really showed up that worthless Neptunian Elzar in that episode!

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