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Mrs. Horseman's Finishing School and Fight Club for Libertarian Women
Do you know of a woman wanting to learn about a different way to survive
and thrive in America today?
Curriculum
Hands on experience with...
- Working in a garden (horseshit 101)
- Harvesting seasonal foods
- Preserving the harvest
- Raising beef, chicken, and rabbit
- Butchering chicken and rabbit
- Milking a family cow
- Cheese making
- Preparing healthy meals
- Riding horses - hunt seat (nearly every day)
- Dog training - protection
- Trail running - minimalist
- Yoga - Kundalini
- Prayer, meditation, music, and recovery
- Tactical knife - with certified instructor
- Tactical pistol - with certified instructor
- The basics of collecting and trading gold and silver coins
Mrs. Horseman's curriculum vitae
- Lifelong Christian
- Debutante (lol-true, but still lol)
- NCAA athlete
- Bachelor's in biology
- Parent of a merit scholar
and NCAA athlete - 20 + years of marriage
- 20 + years of yoga
- 30 + years of breading, training, and showing horses
- Active in recovery
Our home-grown rabbit, peas, and carrots with home-ground freshly-baked wheat bread and butter from our cow.
Prerequisites
- Over 18 years old
- Recent completion of a 5k or longer run
- No severe allergies
- A certification of health and fitness
- Clean and sober
- Recent attendance of at least one 12-step meeting*
- Have read each of the following five books before visiting:
- The Omnivore’s Dilemma, by Michael Pollan
- The Creature from Jekyll Island, 5th Edition, by G. Edward Griffin
- Abraham: A Journey to the Heart of Three Faiths, P.S.
Edition, by Bruce Feiler - The Five Stages of Collapse, by Dmitry Orlov
- Born to Run, by Christopher McDougall
Location
A small private farm in Texas
Duration
10 days and 9 nights - Friday through following Sunday
Cost
$7,500
Airfare is not included.
Ammunition and range fees are included.
Apply
Send a written application letter to Mrs.Horseman@yahoo.com
A single applicant, or two friends/relatives willing
to share the private room for the duration, will receive equal consideration.
If selected, the woman will be required to execute a
non-disclosure agreement and waivers of liability. We hope to keep all participation anonymous.
* For example, attend an Al-Anon meeting, even if it is your first, and you are good to go.
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So you're going to charge $7,500 to teach someone who has already read The Creature and Omnivores Dillema how to barter gold and silver coins and harvest vegetables. Fucking brilliant. Sorry HH, I'm a long time reader and I used to be a big fan, but I've lost a lot of respect for you. If you truly want to look to the future perhaps your prerequisite reading should include something like Code by Charles Petzold or something that will help you Stone Age types to understand blockchain technology. This time IS different. Beans bullets and bullion are no longer where you want to be. It's fine to have a bit of each (as do I), but this will be a slow collapse. Not like Mad Max. EBT won't quit working overnight, it will just buy less every month. The future only looks bad if you don't embrace it. Blockchain technology, bitchez...
$7,500 is insane.
That said, you sure have a lot of faith in a system that has a more than one single point of failure that can cause the whole thing to stop working. Further, you have a lot of faith in a system that can be manipulated to create a virtual 1984 environment in order to control you and everything in your life.
Good luck with that. Count me out.
Is there a way to get my number to attendees?
That is one heavy woman. Gold you know.
seeds of the "first war" in the brave new world right here......god, wouldn't it be wonderful if we could start all over again WITHOUT these religions and hocus pocus nonsense from ancient times?
Sadly, with people like you we would still be just as ignorant and stupid as now. Most religions don't call for harming other people. People do that. In fact, the one religion that does call for hurting people was created by a single guy who used it to get power and glory for himself. Still, the problem isn't religion. The problem is human nature. Humans will be greedy, angry, and insane as long as there are humans. A thoughtful person can see this. You should try it.
Dear Mrs. Horse man, Please keep your religion to yourself.
before i apply to join this horseman family, - are there 4 of you?
Comprehensive from what I can tell. I wish now I had not wasted so much time learning advanced quantum mechanics (86 credit hours) and Celtic Art History (24 credit hours) from 735 to 685 BC ... and yet I can't even skin a rabbit! The two chickens I tried to raise died. The three tomatoe plants were attacked by midnight mice who ate the sweet suculent matoes. My bush beans didn't happen after they reached 3 inches tall.
My only living thing outside my house are: 1) a Sage plant that I have caged in so it can't run away; and 2) a real sage brush that blows across my dry yard from left to right....then back again ... in the parching wind. At least I have a few pet roaches inside the house [don't tell that other poster "Never One Roach" he might get pissed] . I tried to cage a couple of the larger ones after I constructed a wooden cage from popsicle sticks, but the little buggers broke out!
Maybe I'll send one of my Japanese Love Dolls I bought from Tokyo. She doesn't talk much but she listens real well and is a real looker.
We'll see. I'll let HH know if she wants to attend.
In any case Mr and Mrs HH are real swell sharing their knowledge with everyone. I even took up some of the advice from a few of the posts and bought a Benelli M2 a few weeks ago. I love it! Smooth as can be and the little Ms CB loves it too. Not too much kick for her tiny body and she loves the power.
Thanks HH!
Good to hear you like it. Did you add the bells and whistles?
What no "Hands on experience with..." reloading/hand loading ammunition? LOL
Does ammo include large bore, and if so, will there be any training w/ .50 cal or larger?
Hedgeless, you are the luckiest man I know.
Should put that on your CV as well.
Does ammo include large bore, and if so, will there be any training w/ .50 cal or larger?
50 cal is a specialty thing that involves 15lb-25lb rifles and quite a bit of knowledge and experience to max out the performance of the cartridge. A good muzzle break means that the recoil is comparable to that of a .308, but it also means that a lot of the muzzle blast is directed back to rattle your teeth pretty good. On top of that, the rifles are pricey, and so is the ammo. An '06 will reach out further than most people are competent to shoot.
Talking about women here.... .223 for people and 30-30 for game. .38 or 9mm for pistola.
Do you really need to ask this stupid question? How likely is it that a beginner's camp session in 'tactical pistol training' for women will include .50cal or larger?
Is the .50cal something you would introduce to women who may have never even held a pistol before?
This is just how Waco started...
Oh ffs, I could be an instructor there. Bet she never built a log cabin.
Oops sorry HH, just realized that's your wife. But I'll come down and instruct on building log cabins so you have accomodation for all your subsequent camps. Got a boat winch for the gin pole?
You just want to show here your wood you perv.
I have had my eye on one of those jigs that turn a chainsaw into a mini-lumber mill. What do you think of the Granbergs?
how many animals on this site besides me sent an xxx rated email to mrs horseman ....... just kidding
.......you left off 50 gallon drum of KY jelly
I like this post .. and the rabbit looks DELISH!
I much prefer this Hedgeless Horseman to the Jew-bashing one. Keep up the good work.
That is a strong claim. Do you care to back it up with a link to any of my many postings?
Yes, all of the ones in which you mention the Talmud, for starters.
Disregard the idiot trolls my dear HH. As my grandfather used to say, "there are more horses asses in the world than there are horses."
So is this a real thing? She is really going to teach Homestead 101? I love the concept, though I find the price too steep for my wallet. Would be a great time no doubt.
Love your musings and esp. book suggestions. Keep up the good work.
Q. How can you identify a zionist?
A. They accuse everyone and everything under the sun of "Jew-bashing".
I am Chumbawamba.
They say the same thing about the paranoids, except sometimes, the paranoids are correct.
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What? No Short Classes on
"How to please your future Sugar-Daddies";
"Housekeeping";
"Debutante Fitness and Mannerisms - not letting yourself go after he says 'I do'";
"Ball Room / Line / Folk Dancing";
"Proper Douche Remedies, Recepies, and Methodologies";
"First Aid and Field Surgery":
"Midwifery / Field C-Sections / Afterbirth as Fertilizer";
"Hunting with the Crossbow/Longbow";
"Game and Bear Trapping";
"Close-in Combat with Field Knives, Kitchen Utencils, and Bare Hands";
"Digging a Well/Collecting Rainwater";
"Digging Latrines for Farming and Concealment";
"Small Arms Practica";
"Reloading Shell Casings"; and
"Hotwiring Cars and Motorcycles"?
Mister Horseman, you did state that this was a "Finishing School", did you not? ^_^
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Sorry, couldn't resist. The first entry had "Double Entendre" implications; and I didn't want the Guys to carry on with it to embarrass your Missus - hence the added Course Topics. My Apologies to the Missus in advance.
Noticed you had a book prerequisite. I recommend the following books for perspective. Topics these books expand on (e.g., the Gospels never being written prior to the 4th CE) helped me leave Christiantiy behind.
http://www.amazon.com/Christianity-Before-Christ-John-Jackson/product-re...
http://www.amazon.com/The-Christ-Conspiracy-Greatest-Story/dp/0932813747...
http://www.amazon.com/Caesars-Messiah-Conspiracy-Flavian-Signature/dp/14...
http://www.amazon.com/Jesus-Never-Existed-Kenneth-Humphreys/dp/090687914...
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/
you left out http://www.voltairenet.org/article184973.html
Dead babies, that's what you people eat. Carnivores ... oh well.
dead babies? i thought they didn't discriminate and ate anyone and everyone who isn't a "christian".....
Not sure if this is real or not, but the wife would hate this.
I would pay 10k to send my daughter of 9.
HH I would just like to acknowledge how much I enjoy your posts.
Good luck
It is quite real.
Thank you.
Do you take bitcoin?
Lots of info about what you want the applicants to do for you, almost nothing about what you propose to do for them.
What no techies skills?
There must be a technology requirement as well. Nothing sexier than a lady with techie skills. At least how to keep Google, FB, etal at bay....
+1 for God fearing Texans.
No rifle training?
Burning Man is up the road about yonder too there Cowboy.
Just throw that smarty pants device in the dumpster and yer good to go.
You go girl.
Can we get pics of the grads, on request;)
Da'fuq is this? Are we just using Craigslist postings for articles now?
Big pimpin
Alas. Wish I had a kid so I could send her. Too bad you guys weren't around when I was growing up. Enrichment summer schools had nothing on what that experience sounds like. You gotta stay in business for awhile since my niece is years under 18!
dammit, Hedgeless, i was gonna start a camp (of sorts) for 18 year old debutantes...unacceptable, Hedgeless -- stealin janus-ideas (especially before they come to him) is down-right ignoble.
btw, not bad...not bad at all. i must say i'm impressed -- and not just with the home-churned butter.
here's to you and yours, Hedgeless:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt8rs_0XLyg
janus
How does one "bread" a horse these days anyway? Sounds tasty HH. Unfortunately, and don't tell my daughter, but yes, I have eaten horse too.
We have been pulling honey all week. This will be the last of it, unbelievable nectar flow this year.
Breading the horse is what you do when you can no longer afford to keep it for riding.