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Mrs. Horseman's Finishing School and Fight Club for Libertarian Women
Do you know of a woman wanting to learn about a different way to survive
and thrive in America today?
Curriculum
Hands on experience with...
- Working in a garden (horseshit 101)
- Harvesting seasonal foods
- Preserving the harvest
- Raising beef, chicken, and rabbit
- Butchering chicken and rabbit
- Milking a family cow
- Cheese making
- Preparing healthy meals
- Riding horses - hunt seat (nearly every day)
- Dog training - protection
- Trail running - minimalist
- Yoga - Kundalini
- Prayer, meditation, music, and recovery
- Tactical knife - with certified instructor
- Tactical pistol - with certified instructor
- The basics of collecting and trading gold and silver coins
Mrs. Horseman's curriculum vitae
- Lifelong Christian
- Debutante (lol-true, but still lol)
- NCAA athlete
- Bachelor's in biology
- Parent of a merit scholar
and NCAA athlete - 20 + years of marriage
- 20 + years of yoga
- 30 + years of breading, training, and showing horses
- Active in recovery
Our home-grown rabbit, peas, and carrots with home-ground freshly-baked wheat bread and butter from our cow.
Prerequisites
- Over 18 years old
- Recent completion of a 5k or longer run
- No severe allergies
- A certification of health and fitness
- Clean and sober
- Recent attendance of at least one 12-step meeting*
- Have read each of the following five books before visiting:
- The Omnivore’s Dilemma, by Michael Pollan
- The Creature from Jekyll Island, 5th Edition, by G. Edward Griffin
- Abraham: A Journey to the Heart of Three Faiths, P.S.
Edition, by Bruce Feiler - The Five Stages of Collapse, by Dmitry Orlov
- Born to Run, by Christopher McDougall
Location
A small private farm in Texas
Duration
10 days and 9 nights - Friday through following Sunday
Cost
$7,500
Airfare is not included.
Ammunition and range fees are included.
Apply
Send a written application letter to Mrs.Horseman@yahoo.com
A single applicant, or two friends/relatives willing
to share the private room for the duration, will receive equal consideration.
If selected, the woman will be required to execute a
non-disclosure agreement and waivers of liability. We hope to keep all participation anonymous.
* For example, attend an Al-Anon meeting, even if it is your first, and you are good to go.
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The local Food Lion is now selling "chicken paws", presumably for the Hondurans and Guatemalans flooding in. The French eat both horse and chicken feet. Humans are odd ducks.
You get hungry enough and you'll eat em, too. Their ancestors ate them out of necessity and tradition carried on the trend. May you never know such hunger.
Interesting concept...
But $750 a day??? Plus airfare??? Are you kidding or is that a typo???
Um...This girl will be sticking with a more DIY approach...
Besides, that $7,500 could buy a nice stash of metals and other valuables...
Mother Earth News Fair
http://www.wvdnr.gov/2013news/13news161.shtm
Becoming an Outdoors Woman
http://www.wvdnr.gov/2013news/13news161.shtm
Agreed, this financially is a bit out of my league as well but I heartily wish mrs Horseman success nevertheless. Funny how this knowledge would have been standard in most households 100 years ago. One one could not have conceived of the idea to pay someone for the education. How much have we advanced technologically and then to have lost the ties to the earth and natural world.
Being a city girl, it was quite a awakening when I met my dairy farming husband. Watching him pull calves in snow storms, dehorning bulls, loading my favorite cow to be hauled to the yards because she couldn't be bred. I started to cry. He stroked my shoulder " My dear, this is just life on a farm, you'll get use to it." I did toughen up and I am thankful for the experience. We would never be where we are today if it weren't for his upbringing.
Funny though. The other day my beloved corgi got stepped on by my horse and lost her toe. He rushed her to the vet for emergency surgery. I was so grateful.
Miffed;-)
Miffed,
I'm going to show this article to Mrs. Stengel. I'm certain she could do a school for $1500 that would cater to a less well heeled crowd. Like you she wasn't schooled up on all things farming but she threw herself into it and became very good at it. She thought she would pass out the first time she bled out a chicken but now its old hat.
I too applaud mrs Horseman and wish her all the success in the world. May her tribe increase.
Yeah my first time at that job was pretty hysterical. We were taking 20 chickens and 5 turkeys over to our friends because we had no good equipment. Mr miffed was getting the horse trailer ready and I let all the meat birds out so they could frolic in the yard for there last minutes of happiness. Mr was quite incensed and we chased chickens for a half hour. " They don't want to be pies" I quoted from Chicken Run trying to lighten his mood. He just gazed towards the heavens "Dear God, save me from strangling this city girl!"
He got me back later with a pile of birds while the men were drinking beers and gabbing watching me pluck. I will say they truly taste better when home raised.
Miffed;-)
Introducing the Whizbang Chicken Plucker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-pbRxIlpuw
We have one that I built. It is amazing!
Hilarious! Your stories remind me of my ex-wife. :D
Ah, it always seems to come down to that, doesn't it? ...I've learned that not only can't I afford to live in THIS society, I can't afford to learn how to prep for the next one either...*sigh*
Guess I'm doing the DIY thing too.
"30 + years of breading ... horses"
I never tried breaded horse. I prefer mine very rare, unbreaded with a little A-1 sauce on the side.
Never mind taking the course - with a "resume" like that, I'd rather marry her!
You're a lucky guy, Mr. HH!
You're like Satan, dude. You could just steal her away using your irresistible powers of seduction and deception.
-Chumblez.
Do "irresistable powers" include drooling on oneself while scrubbing tracks out of my underwear? That's about all I'm good for these days. Besides, the Wiccan rules prohibit anything like what you suggest!