Unintentional Headline Humor Du Jour

Tyler Durden's picture

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Renfield's picture

Bullshittish! (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

NotApplicable's picture

So... they're saying we still haven't "gotten the horns" yet?

nink's picture

at least they can say we were warned

IANAE's picture

...couldn't get the original headline past the editorial staff so they abbreviated it.

NoDebt's picture

Damn, this is a slow news day.  I'm falling asleep.  I need more cowbell, Tylers.

How about a little something about Walgreens tax inversion to Switzerland being nixed by the President (and Durbin) who threatened them with an ENDLESS audit if they tried it?  Shares promptly fell about 15%.  Macke had a decent rant about it:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/walgreens-becomes-government-whipping-boy-...

ajax's picture

 

 

"How about a little something about Walgreens tax inversion to Switzerland being nixed by the President (and Durbin) who threatened them with an ENDLESS audit if they tried it?"

REPEAL FATCA

Mr Pink's picture

Just when you thought people couldn't get any stupider

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/08/06/grand-canyon-investigating-squirrel...

PETA is offering a $17000 reward to anyone who finds this guy

Apparently no one at PETA or anyone in the mainstream media understands basic physics.

Perhaps someone should explain to these mental midgets that a squirrel has a survivable terminal velocity.

It isn't going to take 500 years for Idiocracy to get here

NoDebt's picture

It's all bullshit.  So pick of level of bullshit you are comfortable with and stick to it.

boattrash's picture

I gave up on the BullShit during the ENRON fiasco.

Eyeroller's picture

Misprint.  Should read "Don't give up on the bullshit."

Dr. Engali's picture

There's so much bullshit going on these days that I gave up on it all long ago..... carry on bitchez!

my_nym's picture

"The bigger the bull, the bigger the market for bull."  --Karl Kraus

JenkinsLane's picture

Paging Journey, Journey...

NoDebt's picture

I was thinking maybe David Soul- "Don't give up on us, baby"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY8APrYU2Gs

Spastica Rex's picture

He out-breaded Bread with that one.

NotApplicable's picture

I was thinking Peter Gabriel.

Oh, and damn you for making me remember that song! Damn you to Heck!

Bryan's picture

I hear bull testicles are a tasty treat.

KnuckleDragger-X's picture

Yep, breaded and fried in lard...

ebworthen's picture

Hey, Snowden got a 3 year Russian resident permit!

"Don't give up on the bull" right below a picture of a human trader on a land line phone.  That juxtaposition is Priceless.  I'm certain he is looking after Mom's money.

Chipotle and Tesla looking like buys here.

Is Dennis Gartman on CNBC today?

IronShield's picture

How many times do you have to be told!

Market goes up, make money.

Market goes down, make money.

Who gives a $hit what it does as long as you're on the right side!?  Simple as that.

ajax's picture

 

 

"Keep calm and carry on" doesn't apply to the USA

Took Red Pill's picture

Russian bear will take down this bull

CHX's picture

Durchhalteparolen ? 

Funny Money's picture

The funniest part is how much the market keeps going up while ZH constantly cheers for a crash.  Maybe someday you'll be right.  Keep the faith!

your_moms_basement's picture

End of QE1 saw the markets pull back –10%, end of QE2 was –13%, so far the DJIA is flat for the year, setting up for almost a carbon copy of the previous two tapers.  With QE3 ending in Oct and IR hikes next year how could someone blindly think that this time is going to be different?

In the run up to dot com I heard similar nonsesne "buy, buy, buy" right up until the splat, same with housing.  Groupthink at it's finest.  

Funny Money's picture

If it's not going to be different this time, what makes you think they'll stop printing?  Make up your mind.

your_moms_basement's picture

QE3 is set to stop in October, doesn't mean that it's going to stick as evidenced by the previous two attempts.  My mind was made up on betting against the Fed ever since Greenspan.  You seem to be comfotable being shown the cliff every few years, but hey, that's your perogotive.     

Not much creidibily there just based on your opening comment, check the ticker lately?   

jmc8888's picture

Following the British is how we got here.  So I'll decide against following their sayings to distract from reality with sophistry.