HoW DoeS Joe BiDeN FiGHT TeRRoR?

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BeetleBailey's picture

Choo Choo Joe Biden..........

AmTrak/ScamTrak ALONE should have this piece....of SHIT...locked up in a federal pen.....

but no.....the cunt's a Veep.....Obama's insurance against a high powered rifle head in a way....."good"...BUT STILL FUCKING OFF THE CHARTS BAD....


Thanks mumbling fucks


Comte d'herblay's picture

How voters, or his wife and mistresses, his kids can trust a man who has multiple face lifts, $100,000 worth of cosmetic dental work, fairly successful hair transplants when photos are airbrushed (let's see him first thing in the a.m.) and 3" lifts in the heels of shoes, liposuction, .......when does this guy NOT spend countless hours in a some plastic surgeon's o.r., and where does he go and for how long to be out of sight for the bruises, scar tissue, other evidence of extreme vanity to heal?


drunkenlout's picture

Good job, Gadsden Snake!


BeetleBailey's picture

William....I don't say it enough...splendid work my boy.....splendid....


Otto Zitte's picture

One side of his face is leering, the other is smirking. How does Joe Biden handle terror? Greens, blues, reds and lots of scotch, and just to stay awake enough primo peruvian marching powder to keep congress mental.

Seriously I have no idea how he does it. You know he's good because he makes it look easy. But you can't follow. He's got Jamie Dimon Eyes

disabledvet's picture

Senator Biden lost a wife in this war.

Get yer history books out folks...not much has changed since.

Of course you could argue...

pupdog1's picture

What a wheedling smarmy feckless bitch.

40 years at the public trough.

Comte d'herblay's picture

You can thank the voters of Delaware for giving him this kind of Carte Blanche.  If I were him, I'd be extremely thankful to them for giving him a life of monumental ease, while they toil for minimum wage, and barely survive.

In fact, all these voters who return these megalomaniacs to office, who don't throw them out for living like royalty, while they slave away-------they are the real culprits in the descent of this country into the morass of hell. 

There is something inherently masochistic about a voter who looks at him and doesn't conclude that he has had it way to nice for too too long, even 30 yrs ago.  

There's no hope for this country as long as long term incumbents are given the keys to Thunderdbird, the liquor cabinet, and the safe deposit box simply for the asking, never having to work day in their lives.


Salsipuedes's picture

I was gonna say a pestilent pustulating cankerous parasite sucking at the jugular of the body politic but I've decided to roll with your more succinct description. What do you think of Hitlery? ("We're workin' hard here!").

pupdog1's picture

Love Jimi's Stratogatter.

Henry Chinaski's picture

All that comes to mind is that Osama wanted to knock off Obama to put Biden in charge and bring down the republic...

What a smooth operator... I hear he prefers to swim in the nude.  Get back, Joe Joe...

Henry Chinaski's picture

And the older you get, the more Preparation H is all good.  Bitchez!

rosiescenario's picture

The quintessential political hack playing second fiddle to a Chicago political hack.....

VegasBob's picture

Biden would do whatever his handlers told him to do.  Would we be better off having that lying cunt Hitlery running the show?

nmewn's picture

An inflammed, bleeding fistula on the body politic since 1973.

Manic by Proxy's picture

Nice imagery. How about "an indurated pustular excrescence".

EBT excepted's picture

on the whole, Preparation H is good, on the hole...

sunkeye's picture

I see this pic of this guy and weep for our country ... after I puke first.

Honestly & seriously, can we not do better than this turd? This absolute turd?

robnume's picture

Look at this fucker's obviously capped teeth! There's something quite frightening about this guys smile; in fact, there's something altogether quite frightening about this guy!  Well, I guess Wall St. put that phoney baloney grin on this corporate swine's face. Too bad that brain cancer didn't take him down, but now we'll get that chance. You can run, but you can't hide, Mr. VP! As always, good work, WB VII!

grunk's picture

I thought I was going to see a picture of him skinny dipping.

"When the going gets tough, the tough go buff."

rosiescenario's picture

...or as our golfing leader would say, "The going gets tough, when your ball's in the rough."

CheapBastard's picture
Hard choices: Clintons rent ‘modest’ $18M Hamptons home for vacation


Still rebounding from criticism for insisting that she and Bill Clinton were “dead broke” after leaving the White House, Hillary and Bill have decided to settle into "modest" accommodations for the summer.


See how tough life can be for some?

old naughty's picture

you sounded envious...

that's part and parcel of what you get for a temporal term, for selling your soul.

Hard choice.

CuttingEdge's picture

Joe Biden

Nepotistic cunt.

End of discussion.


Mi Naem's picture

Technically, Preparation H isn't for Terrors, it's just for Fissures. 

And the button - was that Cheney's idea? 

Son of Captain Nemo's picture

Is there a "family pack" size for that?... cause I'm pretty certain Pappa Joe and son Hunter will be needing a steady supply if they choose to make regular visits to Kiev.

I think Russia's about ready to provide a special two-for-one gift by tearing multiple new sphincters in the butt cracks for the both of them!

Fracking with a jack hammer is the least of their worries in the hemorrhoid department moving forward!

himaroid's picture

Prep H will not save you from me biden.

Debt-Is-Not-Money's picture

He's gonna need a lot more than that tiny tube, he's such a huge asshole!

novictim's picture

Joe Biden on Shotgun defense:

"Hell yes, I support the right to own guns for self defense!  Some drunk black lady comes up to my door in the middle of the night, hell, I'll blow her damn face off!"  We cannot let the terrorists win! 

Emergency Ward's picture

...and little Hunter's cruel father cast him out naked and afraid (without a nickel) into the cold world and told him, "Son, you must make your own way in this world!"

wisefool's picture

They offer reverse mortages if your medicare plan does not cover it.

novictim's picture

Please join me in my neighborhood Coffee Klatch with former Senator Fred Thompson as we discuss "Reverse Mortgages: How To Leave NOTHING to the kids!!"

We will enjoy a variety of supermarket low fat pastries and instant coffee with all the coffee-mate your tastes' desire.  And it's FREE!

Please prepare your questions in advance and submit them to:

I hope to see you 'all there!  And don't forget to bring your financial information and deed and we will unlock the lavish lifestyle you have always dreamed about!!

wisefool's picture

Good article. As mentioned therein, you can turn the gas off, put blankets over the windows, save grey water. Process your own trash with strategic missions to neighborhood dumpsters. But there is no provision against property taxes, unless us geezers all suit up and go fight wars for democracy around the world.

acetinker's picture

Fukit, let's go!  I ain't got no reverse mortgage, but I don't have much to lose, either.  Fuck these motherfucking fucks!

Yeah, it's like Belushi saying 'is it over?  Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?'  One day, I'm gonna fall over into a puddle of my own shit, anyway.  Why not make a stupid, futile gesture then?

If all us old farts did that, it would be neither stupid, nor futile.

TeethVillage88s's picture

What I can't figure out:

We have all these Associations like the Shriners, VFW, AFW, Masons, Eagles, BPOE, Moose Lodge, Knights of Columbus, Eastern Star, Order of Demolay, International Order of the Rainbow for Girls, Daughters of Job, All of our Military Veterans...

Masonic bodies
York Rite
Order of Mark Master Masons
Holy Royal Arch
Royal Arch Masonry
Cryptic Masonry
Knights Templar
Red Cross of Constantine
Scottish Rite
Knight Kadosh
Societas Rosicruciana
Grand College of Rites
Swedish Rite
Order of St. Thomas of Acon
Royal Order of Scotland
Order of Knight Masons
Research Lodge

But none of them are concerned with the USA moving from an Independent Country called the USA... to An Empire and Fascist Military Republic... one with a long list of Conspiracy Facts that are not addressed.

Have to conclude we have many Knights in one sense or another, many churches, Many Catholics, Many Jesuits... and they all Realize that Fascism is the Strongest Form of Government.

acetinker's picture

Yeah it is confusing, isn't it?  The best way I can describe it is that rank-and-file members of the oh so various organizations you list are good people trying to make the world a better place.  What they don't know is that their goodwill is being squandered on the altar of global dominance. They think they've joined a covert cabal that can somehow release us from the domination of the banks, and most all of them don't realize that their chosen covert cabal is actually owned and controlled by the banks.

In fact, they don't even realize that Central Banks exist- never mind that their chosen resistance is owned by them.

Thx, btw!

the grateful unemployed's picture

and it works wonders on those crows feet as well

blindman's picture

i wonder how many trillions,
capital T, of Q (quantity)
are required to call it
"big money"?
i was looking for pete anderson
"big money" but this other thing
arrived. the twist of fame?
the price of entry? the limits
of market availability? the state
of the union? the nature of
the beast? the lost moments and
potential of exposure and
obscurity? the message of the
" tears in rain" he said about
where is your poet,
long dead?

McCormick No. 9's picture

Steps to slavery:

1. 1789: Ratification of the Constitution to replace the Articles of Confederation. Patrick Henry declares that the nation, under a corrupt Constitution will not last 80 years.

2. 1861: Albert Pike and associates start the Civil War in Charleston SC. Both commanders, Confederate and Union, are members of the Sottish Rite, headquartered in Charlestonm, and run by Albert Pike.

3.1863: Abraham Lincoln signs the Emancipation Proclamation, thus conclusively destroying State's Rights, and setting back the cause of negro freedom by 60 years. Had there been no war, and no proclamation, many scholars think the negro would have had full civil liberties by 1900.

4.May 1913: 17th Amendment is ratified by the States, allowing for the popular election of Senators, thus preventing the States from any representation in Congress. State's Rights is officially dead.

5. 1913: Federal Reserve Act. The FED is created. 'Nuff said.

6. 2008: A president is elected who is not a US citizen, hates the nation he leads, and vows to destroy it. He does not swear the correct oath of office to defend the Constitution, thus, he is not bound by any oath. The States, unable to protect themselves, are in the thrall of this usurper. The United States exists in name only.


TeethVillage88s's picture

Speaking of Albert Pike and Scottish Rite...

You know Knights are a current practice in England & Germany. Teutonic Knights must have gained new importance after WWII as a good kind of history and Good Values. No one wanted to talk about Nazis. Except for MI-6 & OSS/CIA who were Recruiting Nazis to lay a defense against Communist Invasion and Communist Weapons. Teutonic Knights took huge parts of Europe and maybe all of Poland at one time.

Knights Hospitaller, founded during the First Crusade, 1099
Order of the Holy Sepulchre, also founded during the First Crusade in circa 1099
Order of Saint Lazarus established about 1100
Knights Templar, founded 1118, disbanded 1307
Teutonic Knights, established about 1190, and ruled the Monastic State of the Teutonic Knights in Prussia until 1525

Other orders were established in the Iberian peninsula
the Order of Aviz, established in Avis in 1143
the Order of Alcántara, established in Alcántara in 1156
the Order of Calatrava, established in Calatrava in 1158
the Order of Santiago, established in Santiago in 1164.

I doubt the Masons ever disappeared and doubt the Knights ever disappeared.

Why don't US Orders of Honor Defense the US Constitution or even Confederacy??

Because Everyone works for someone. Like a corporation or like working for the Government. This is how we lost Freedom & Liberty.

Otto Zitte's picture

+ The Carter parting shot, repealing anti-usury regulation

+ The Clinton's parting shot, Gram-Leech-Bile 

+ The commie organizers's parting shot, ?

TeethVillage88s's picture

Otto Zitte;

What is the difference between Fascism & Communism?

I mean Stalin could have been a great Fascist. Okay Mao & Stalin and Pol Pot killed millions in Purges and in Neglect. The USSR used people as a kind of slave labor since they had no capital to start with. USSR had to modernize and build Infrastructure. Herbert Hoover even lead a US Action to ship food and deliver wheat & Corn to starving Russians.

But if Fascism is the strongest form of Government and it uses Capitalism to accomplish goals & objectives... well today's Vietnam, China, & Russian Federation are communist, but use Capitalism to grow and accomplish order.

Why wouldn't Stalin or Communist China use Fascist Methods to accomplish goals. Like Spying on it's people, Torture, Rendition, suspending Individual Rights... Expansionist wars to obtain more Resources.

jeff montanye's picture

don't forget the parting shot at g.w. bush: the iraqi shoe.

the gift that keeps on giving.

Metal Minded's picture

Which reminds me- Meaningful political participation for Americans:


Coach Rudkowski's Brass Balls Shoe Throwing Academy(2:06)

Is this a new American pastime whose time has come?