ISIS Demands American Blood: Jihadists Call For Attacks On US Interests Worldwide

Tyler Durden's picture

It was all fun and games with the West's ever escalating sanctions against Russia until Putin finally retaliated, sending the German stock market into a correction and German bunds to record highs. Now, following Obama's official latest military incursion into Iraq, it is time for ISIS, that ultra-aggressive spin off of Al Qaeda to do the same, and following last night's Obama announcement ISIS has called for attacks on US interests worldwide.

At least the world will now know which Nobel peace prize winning president to point the finger at if and when a massive terrorist attack takes place against US citizens in the US or abroad.

Last but not least, be on the lookout for planes and tall buildings over the next few weeks: the script is really not that new...

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Alea Iactaest's picture

Nobel Peace Prize, bitchez.

whotookmyalias's picture

Since when isn't there a jihadist strike called for against the US? These guys need to get on twitter.

pods's picture

Lemme guess, ISIS spokesman dressed in US fatigues with an accent strikingly similar to guys from Chicago?


maskone909's picture

they have to be thinking, "damnit they trained us, armed us, and gave us free rain to do whatever the fuck we want, and now we are the bad guys!?!?"

hedgeless_horseman's picture



As long as Belgium doesn't start selling US Treasuries we should be fine.

Keyser's picture

It won't be airplanes and tall buildings this time... With the southern border open and recorded entrants from over 75 countries, this time it will be up close and personal... Like a jihadist with an Uzi in Wally World or a subway bombs in Manhattan... Not fear mongering, just the facts... 


OldPhart's picture

As the world's greatest superpower terrorist organization the US has little to fear.  Once total war is decided ISIS, and everything around them, will be obliterated.

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

They have to be thinking "Damn, this is why they trained us?  Just to be a goddamn scape goat"

Yes, ISIS, now you are getting it.

BTW, ISIS, you are real close to one American (elite) interest:  Israel.

MalteseFalcon's picture


OK, I'll play along. 

Looks like we finally have a "state actor" in the GWOT; the Islamic State.

So we can expect an all out attack on the Islamic State, until it's vanquished and the previous status quo is restored, right?


MalteseFalcon's picture

Remember to make them take off their belts and shoes.

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Exactly.  We have a War on Terror.

Now we have the world's first Terror State, lets see what the 'response' is.

Let me guess, negotiations and international recognition within 12 months?

Oh look, is that Iraq split into 3 I see?

strannick's picture

Jihadists of the world unite! and bite the infidel hand that feeds you

eatthebanksters's picture

Let's bomb people that really hate us but have open that's fucking brilliant.

Gaius Frakkin&#039; Baltar's picture

"The War on Terrorism 2.0" here we come!!!

Just remember Terrorism is a type of warfare, so... it's really just "The War on War" or put another way "A Conventional War on Asymetric War"... what could go wrong?

James_Cole's picture

Mission Accomplished 2: Moar Iraqi freedom. 

espirit's picture

Oded Yinyon.

Arab nation states.

ISIS = catalyst.

Optimusprime's picture

Correct.  But how many will look it up?

eclectic syncretist's picture

Why doesn't Obama just sanction ISIS and quit giving them weapons???!!!!! 

COSMOS's picture

Exactly, all these ISIS statements are smoke and mirrors to put them at arm's length from their real sponsors, the USSA.  All their gains are because of US military and intelligence backdoor aid.   The goons in DC are the biggest sponsors of terrorism in the world.  And the world KNOWS IT.

TahoeBilly2012's picture

Waiting for the whole screen to come down and Mel Brooks to come riding out on a horse...

Bay of Pigs's picture

With Sheriff Bart and the Waco Kid?

eclectic syncretist's picture

American policy has always been to destabilize the Middle East so that they must turn to us for help (and provide us cheap oil), and it's been that way ever since the US blew all its oil out its collective tailpipes.  We've just gotten a lot better at it recently, apparently.  Maybe TPTB think there's still enough cheap oil left in the Middle East to make it all worthwhile? 

TeamDepends's picture

Albert Pike had a wildly prophetic vision in which he described, in 1871, the first two World Wars exactly as they unfolded.  Here is what he says about WWIII:  "The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the "agentur" of the "Illuminati" between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other."

john39's picture

>>first terror state...

well, to be accurate, maybe second or third after the U.S. and Israel... but then again, isn't ISIS just U.S./Israeli proxy army anyway?   this shit is getting pretty old.


Oldwood's picture


no rules

no one knows who are their friends and who are their enemies

Probably safest to think of everyone as an enemy, which is exactly where they want us. A lack of trust in anyone makes it pretty damned hard to organize any kind of resistance.

rocker's picture
Be assured, we have no friends in the middle east. Never had, never will. We blew up their families. Their children watched. Where do you think this next generation of thugs came from. As comment above says. We trained them, gave them our weapons and pissed them off. How did they never think it would ever go wrong. Kind of funny, I have a picture of Rumsfeld shaking Saddam Hussein’s hand condoning his leadership that we installed. Later Rummy takes him out because he offended Bush’s father. Simply Amazing. 
Lore's picture

I work with Muslims who understand quite clearly that the collective "We" does not apply to normal working-class people in western countries. "We" in the sense you mean refers to a bunch of self-serving psychopaths in positions of power who have hijacked our major institutions and corporations and are sucking capital from society in order to preserve their oligarchy. "We" are not "Them," never have been, never will be. Our government is not our own. Our democratic institutions are reduced to a sham. Psychopaths are natural destroyers, liars and cheats, manipulating others as they work to "shape" society in their own broken image.

This "ISIS" does not pass the stink test any more than its precursors and counterparts.

ebear's picture

"They have to be thinking "Damn, this is why they trained us?  Just to be a goddamn scape goat""

The US has a long history of betraying its "friends."  I doubt the ISIS leadership was surprised - if anything, they've been expecting it and have prepared for the eventuality.

ejmoosa's picture

The US Government's elite may have little to fear.  The citizens of the US are another story.  

TheReplacement's picture

Ya suppose that is why we just will not bomb them (at least three public requests by Iraqis) unless they are quite literally about to kill Americans?

gcjohns1971's picture

That will soundly defeat gun control efforts.

Long Gun manufacturers.

It will be interesting what the world will says when video evidence shows there are 150 million armed gunmen in the US.

Manthong's picture

..and I would suspect there are more than few million of them that could arm a dozen or two more.

Chief KnocAHoma's picture

Bring it you rag head motherfuckers! This is exactly what is needed... a fucking wake up call to all those that don't understand the muslems are at war with us.

The sooner they are awoken, the sooner we can obliterate this scourge.

p00k1e's picture

Um, didn’t your type say the same about Illegals?  Does the Minuteman Project ring any bells? 

*Covered mouth “Tee-Hee”.

Lazy rhetoric.

p00k1e's picture

Whoever negged my post....

Here's your big break:

From Drudge -

Sheriff: Mexican immigrant gangs 'in military fatigues' marching through south Texas...

OR you going to wait?


ebear's picture

Man, don't you GET IT?   THEY want you to shoot up Mexicans and Moslems.


Oldwood's picture

They are ALL out to get us! Does it really matter who is first? There is no treaty that will fix things. Even the trumpeted democracy is useless in the face of what exists. If people are as divided as American seems to be, what chance in hell does a country like Iraq or any other country full of people who have been murdering each other for years, have of having a functioning democracy. Trust is dead. It is long dead and buried in Israel...for all involved. It is dying in America as we watch the last gasps of The One, The messiah who was going to end division, eliminate racism, no red and blue states, showing us the absolute depravity of himself as well as his office. Nope. No trust, no hope, just look after yourself and your loved ones because everyone is out to get you.

eclectic syncretist's picture

Who trained and armed those rag heads?  Oh Yeah!  We did!

Ever since America drained its oil fields American policy has been to destabilize the ME and keep it under desperate conditions, so that we can swoop in and help them out here or there in exchange for keeping a steady supply of cheap oil flowing to the US.  Occasionally our policy is going to come back and bite us in the ass.  Even more problematic is that after four decades the rest of the world, and not just the ME, is beginning to figure out our policy and they aren't real happy about it.

Edit: I upvoted you even though I don't think we need to interfere over there any more, just because I like your style.

Oldwood's picture

Does it really matter who trained them if they come to your door? We have zero control over our government. they could be the devil himself or Christ on the cross for all we know. The point is to know who your enemies are and not spend a lot of time rationalizing or justifying. When comes down to choosing sides you better be on your own side.

espirit's picture

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. "Joplin"

Bangin7GramRocks's picture

Johnny get your gun. You first asshole! I'll fire when one kicks down my door. Until then, I won't fall for this bullshit. You don't even know whose side is with your own country, but you know we should just kill me' all. Groovy thinkin' Lincoln!

Hal n back's picture

I do not understand why they just don't wait til they can come in over the border become citizens and voters, and vote in their own leadership--might take a couple of decades all they have to do is make sure they settle in key states to control Congress.Set up a few lobbies and voila, they have control.


of course the concept of myderdom (sp)  is gone,



dontgoforit's picture

Already been done:  Barak Hussein Soetoro Obama il-Shariff.