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Stocks Recover All "Airstrikes Possible" Losses, Treasuries Remain Bid

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US equities have retraced all the losses suffered from the moment headlines hit yesterday suggesting Iraq airstrikes were possible. They remain lower from the "NATO Russia threat" levels earlier in the day. US Treasury yields remains 8bps lower...

 

Stocks have bounced...

 

But bonds remain bid...

 

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Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:23 | 5065667 knukles
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Thank God for that.
I'm gonna go get me a MickeyD's to celebrate the recovery.

#fuckingretardsincharge

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:36 | 5065745 whotookmyalias
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I feel like I'm watching a game of 3 card monty.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:41 | 5065783 Greenskeeper_Carl
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yes indeed, fucking retards. I was just watching CNBS (i know, i know) and they had the creator of that dilbert cartoon on there, who said this market was the biggest scam in history. They didn't really touch on that, but he said something that makes more sense than anything ive heard on there in a long time, which is that people should hae zero debt and 6 months expenses in cash before even thinking about investing in this market. No one but a complete shyster or a #fuckingretardsincharge could disagree with this, yet all five of the retards looked at the guy like he had a third arm growing out of his head when he said it. What a clownshow

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:57 | 5065908 IANAE
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all of this year's incremental escalation of global geopolitical and financial risk reminds me of the 'boiled frog' analogy - insensitive to the slowly rising temperature until it is too late - if investors were paying attention they would have jumped out of the stawk pot a long time ago.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:13 | 5066021 Stoploss
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We must be waiting until 2:30 to stomp the giant gold cock in Kevin's ass today???

 

 

Memo??

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:25 | 5065671 valley chick
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And what is the volume in the thing they call a market?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:29 | 5065693 Alea Iactaest
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With Au and Oil down on the news. 'nuff said.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:26 | 5065675 SheepDog-One
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So Ogolfer decided not to save the Christians, I guess he doesnt want to piss off his Muslim pals or whatever...and that's good for stawks? Well, good luck with all that, I'm certainly not buyin their pump.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:27 | 5065687 alexcojones
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When is an Airstrike is not an Airstrike?
When it is announced in advance.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:29 | 5065694 starman
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Fed to the rescue!  

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:31 | 5065698 screw face
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.....MOAR BOMBS...good for business!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:33 | 5065706 jubber
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SIS members are calling for attacks on US interests worldwide after start of airstrikes in Iraq

 

also DAX just fell through 9000 , European futures melting AH, US futures gonna catch this? Russell fading, Oil should be going nuts

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:37 | 5065762 SheepDog-One
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They may have humped it too early to hold the day....in any case, good luck to all bulls enjoy your busy consumin on credit weekend and all that rubbish.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:33 | 5065709 pods
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From the online comments on my local rag website (WRAL) it seems that we are, in fact, fucking doomed.

So much left-right bullshit you can barely read the comments.  

Pair that with the conversations I had last week with some coppertops about the "markets" and I have realized that Amerikans are as dumb as they think they are.

pods

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:40 | 5065778 valley chick
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Gave up reading that rag a long time ago...even the weather crew sucks.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:50 | 5065863 pods
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It's how I tap into the matrix locally. Mobile site used to be okay, I could scroll right down to see how many peeps were shot in Durham nightly. Now it terrible.

Comments are the only redeeming quality.  Well, quality as in trainwreck, but it is entertaining.

pods

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:56 | 5065902 valley chick
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The one decent reporter, Fred Taylor, had retired and passed away this week. Knew the man personally and was actually astute as to what really is going on but was limited as to what he could say.  They don't make reporters like that anymore.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:41 | 5065764 db51
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Well, isn't it obvious?   As soon as ISIS learned that the Royal Canadian Mount Me Police were gertting ready to ship out to Ukraine, it suddenly dawned on the fucktards that all hell would be breaking loose if they didn't pretend they weren't chopping off Christian Heads and ripping Crucifixes off buildings.  Think about it, would you like to be sitting on your Camel and see the Redcoats on horseback advancing in full battle regalia while singing Oh Canada?   That would be worse than a drone or Stealth bombing.   All makes perfect sense to me.   Problem solved.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:43 | 5065794 Dr. Venkman
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I hope they send Constable Benton Fraser and Diefenbaker. From Chiraq to Iraq.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:45 | 5065819 Comte d'herblay
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(yawn)....the ten thousandth time to  J B T MF D.

 

This is almost like stealing without committing a felony.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:51 | 5065843 db51
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Convert or DIE!   Most of the 40,000 refugees stranded on the mountain are Christians and members of a small religious sect, the Yazidi, that is closely allied with the Kurds. ISIS has threatened them with execution if they do not convert to Islam.

That's a powerful message right there for anyone having second thoughts about getting religion of the Musloid type.    That's a real altar call right there.   If the Pansy in Chief's bombing doesn't work, I'd be headed down the isle, post haste.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:15 | 5066033 NDXTrader
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All about options for August expiring next Friday. We always make a big move then flatline the week before so everyone trading options gets fucked as they bleed premium this weekend

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 13:52 | 5066311 Phat Stax
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Can't have it below 1915 for the week.  That's clear....  not quite ready to roll over.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:02 | 5066395 thismarketisrigged
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what fucking jackass would be buying going into the weekend with all this shit going on in the world?

 

o ya, kevin henry would be

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