What's Wrong With This Picture?

Tyler Durden's picture

CNN does it again...

 

 

h/t @finansakrobat

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InsurgoCasca's picture

"Stupid is what stupid does."

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Welcome to SE Asia.  I mean Rio.

Divided States of America's picture

I gain more knowledge watching Sesame Street than watching CNN

Pladizow's picture

Her boobs arnt big enough?

pods's picture

Her fivehead makes up for it.

pods

zerozulu's picture

Nothing wrong with this picture, guys.C'mon.  This is CNN

Vampyroteuthis infernalis's picture

You can't educate out stupid!!

NoDebt's picture

Well, Hong Kong is right where it belongs (I don't know what you guys are complaining about in that respect), but DAMN is South America huge or what?  Covers almost the entire globe, pole-to-pole.

 

gmrpeabody's picture

What...?

Hong Kong is spelled right to me!

Manthong's picture

Well, I knew that the Chinese were buying up Africa and South America, but I was not aware they relocated a financial hub.

?? Do they have a gold exchange?

gmrpeabody's picture

Oh, I see...,

the map shows it in the middle of Chili...,

how stupid!

Richard Chesler's picture

Nobody'd notice the error if she only wore more cleavage.

 

Manthong's picture

Crap..

I had to come back to this thread..

What the F kind of complete idiocy and moronic management does it take to let this stupidity pass on a broadcast  ?????????????

Not My Real Name's picture

Nothing to see here, folks ... For CNN, this is par for the course.

smlbizman's picture

i dont see the problem....its right next to texas..

SilverIsKing's picture

Is there no Chinatown in South America?

People can be fooled into thinking they are in Asia when they are in Chinatown. People that succumb to this illusion are called idiots.

MontgomeryScott's picture

I see lots of things wrong.

It kind of looks like she's reaching in for a handful of popcorn (and not sharing any with the three CNN viewers that are left).

All the rectangles look sort of like a bunch of 'Twin Towers'.

The weird crescent off in the ocean looks like a massive storm-front.

Her shoulder pads are too big (but it almost looks like a parrot on her left one).

The circle is outlined in a fashion that is animating a spinning motion. Hong Kong is a mobile wheeled city, I guess, and may appear anywhere in the world.

They forgot to draw a bunch of giant hornets on the map.

I don't see any fish in the fish tank over her head.

The letter 'A' in 'CHINA' is covering up her lady-parts.

Everyone knows that Hong Kong isn't in the country of AFRICA!

 

bob_stl's picture

Giant Hornets Kill 42 in China... Since 1914.

knukles's picture

Look, CNN carrys the Administration's water.  If they had any brains they'd not do so...
Ergo... y'all can finger out the rest.

#whaddabunchadumfucksticks

 

PS  And to the above comment, no, her boobs aren't big enough.  And any Exceptional American Verile male Knows that there is a direct correlation between boob size and intelligence.  That's why the boobettes on Fox are so smart.  We don't hear anything.

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Knuks, this kind of stuff blows my mind. Mr says beauty X brains= constant so when he either says I'm beautiful or smart,my personal CPU crashes and I'm parallelized into silence. Then it's " all the crazy ones are good in bed" and the process is repeated. I'm subjected to marital PSYOP of which I have no retort. He should give classes here.

Miffed;-)

kaiserhoff's picture

Bra cup size = inverse of IQ,

I remember being pissed about that in high school,

AGuy's picture

FWIW: I doubt she created that Map. Its likely some intern of an exec  hired for the summer, that made the map graphics for this.

Doubleguns's picture

It should have been farther north with the 57 states. 

DavidC's picture

I'd still sooner have a girl with small breasts and a high IQ than a girl with big breasts and a small IQ.

But then I've got a small penis and high IQ...

DavidC

swmnguy's picture

I wonder if they got their map from Jen Psaki.  Who doesn't know Samarkand is further away from Ukraine than Chicago is from Birmingham, Alabama.

TeamDepends's picture

If the progressives say that is where Hong Kong is located, then that is where it is located!  What, are you racist?

t0mmyBerg's picture

You certainly know the score Team.  We just had my brother and his family to our house for a week.  She is a maxi progressive - dean at a big time b school and now law school -, I try not to talk politics with her, she mocks my desire for armed and violent revolution, which I would rather avoid but which seems all too necessary at this point - ...anyway we have a pretty bad laundry problem and without saying anything they start doing our laundry and pack loads of it up and take it to the laundry mat to have it done.  Of course they washed mats with clothes so the colors bled out and destroyed a bunch of things upsetting my wife pretty bad and god knows what is missing from the stuff taken to the laundry.  I yelled at my brother that this was a perfct illiustration of what is wrong with progressives.  They think they know what you want and how you want it and will stop at nothing to force you to you have it even when you really dont want it and certainly not that way.  I appreciate the sentiment but keep your nanny state fucking do-goody mits off shit that aint your problem.

SeattleBruce's picture

Other than that, how was the visit? ;)

TeamDepends's picture

Did they try to convince you your new progressive clothes are now more "diverse"?  Less white?

MontgomeryScott's picture

"They think they know what you want and how you want it and will stop at nothing to force you to you have it even when you really dont want it and certainly not that way."

I heard that argument from a girl once.

Turns out, she really DID want it 'that way', though.

angel_of_joy's picture

There is NOTHING wrong with that picture ! It's just American news...

Ben Ghazi's picture

I thought she was talking about King Kong.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diLE4umndNM

 

 

IronForge's picture

The Whole Western Hemisphere is being populated by South Americans nowadays, so as the Gringos of the North get overtaken, The Entire Hemisphere might look like that from the Rest of the World.

Flagit's picture

 

but DAMN is South America huge or what?  Covers almost the entire globe, pole-to-pole.

 

LMFAO!

side hurts. tears.

A Nanny Moose's picture

Or is the purpose of The State's edewkayshun to produce dependants? What better weapon to create a bunch of mindless drones?

Fortunately, The State is so inept that 13 years of pewblik skewl is not enough time for it to completely screw up young minds (hence push for moar pre-school funding). Theft and murder are the only skills which The State has.

TerminalDebt's picture

need to show more legs too

Urban Redneck's picture

Her boobs certainly aren't big enough to cover that error.

Uncle Remus's picture

The Gillie Bra works then...

Dr. Engali's picture

Awesome..... Casino was a great movie.

MontgomeryScott's picture

Ernie makes a great Pesci!

'Don't ever go over my head again, you (#@*) mutha-fuckah!'

 

Uncle Remus's picture

So THAT's where the kids are picking that shit up from...

nope-1004's picture

Trick question, but I think I have the answer.  She only does bicep curls with her left arm, right?