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CNN does it again...

 

 

h/t @finansakrobat

 

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Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:29 | 5066579 RockRiver
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Nice....

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:30 | 5066591 InsurgoCasca
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"Stupid is what stupid does."

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:30 | 5066595 Herd Redirectio...
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Welcome to SE Asia.  I mean Rio.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:32 | 5066610 chumbawamba
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OMG EBOLA!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:32 | 5066618 fonzannoon
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Sum Ting Wong

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:37 | 5066665 Divided States ...
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I gain more knowledge watching Sesame Street than watching CNN

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:42 | 5066694 Pladizow
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Her boobs arnt big enough?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:48 | 5066731 pods
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Her fivehead makes up for it.

pods

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:54 | 5066768 zerozulu
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Nothing wrong with this picture, guys.C'mon.  This is CNN

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:56 | 5066777 Vampyroteuthis ...
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You can't educate out stupid!!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:01 | 5066798 NoDebt
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Well, Hong Kong is right where it belongs (I don't know what you guys are complaining about in that respect), but DAMN is South America huge or what?  Covers almost the entire globe, pole-to-pole.

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:08 | 5066840 gmrpeabody
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What...?

Hong Kong is spelled right to me!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:16 | 5066861 Manthong
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Well, I knew that the Chinese were buying up Africa and South America, but I was not aware they relocated a financial hub.

?? Do they have a gold exchange?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:22 | 5066901 gmrpeabody
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Oh, I see...,

the map shows it in the middle of Chili...,

how stupid!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:28 | 5067347 Richard Chesler
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Nobody'd notice the error if she only wore more cleavage.

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:06 | 5067496 Manthong
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Crap..

I had to come back to this thread..

What the F kind of complete idiocy and moronic management does it take to let this stupidity pass on a broadcast  ?????????????

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:25 | 5067574 Not My Real Name
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Nothing to see here, folks ... For CNN, this is par for the course.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:31 | 5067603 smlbizman
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i dont see the problem....its right next to texas..

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:35 | 5067624 SilverIsKing
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Is there no Chinatown in South America?

People can be fooled into thinking they are in Asia when they are in Chinatown. People that succumb to this illusion are called idiots.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 13:03 | 5070068 MontgomeryScott
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I see lots of things wrong.

It kind of looks like she's reaching in for a handful of popcorn (and not sharing any with the three CNN viewers that are left).

All the rectangles look sort of like a bunch of 'Twin Towers'.

The weird crescent off in the ocean looks like a massive storm-front.

Her shoulder pads are too big (but it almost looks like a parrot on her left one).

The circle is outlined in a fashion that is animating a spinning motion. Hong Kong is a mobile wheeled city, I guess, and may appear anywhere in the world.

They forgot to draw a bunch of giant hornets on the map.

I don't see any fish in the fish tank over her head.

The letter 'A' in 'CHINA' is covering up her lady-parts.

Everyone knows that Hong Kong isn't in the country of AFRICA!

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:22 | 5066908 bob_stl
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Giant Hornets Kill 42 in China... Since 1914.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:25 | 5066912 knukles
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Look, CNN carrys the Administration's water.  If they had any brains they'd not do so...
Ergo... y'all can finger out the rest.

#whaddabunchadumfucksticks

 

PS  And to the above comment, no, her boobs aren't big enough.  And any Exceptional American Verile male Knows that there is a direct correlation between boob size and intelligence.  That's why the boobettes on Fox are so smart.  We don't hear anything.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:44 | 5067047 Miffed Microbio...
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Knuks, this kind of stuff blows my mind. Mr says beauty X brains= constant so when he either says I'm beautiful or smart,my personal CPU crashes and I'm parallelized into silence. Then it's " all the crazy ones are good in bed" and the process is repeated. I'm subjected to marital PSYOP of which I have no retort. He should give classes here.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:57 | 5067165 kaiserhoff
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Bra cup size = inverse of IQ,

I remember being pissed about that in high school,

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:26 | 5067579 AGuy
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FWIW: I doubt she created that Map. Its likely some intern of an exec  hired for the summer, that made the map graphics for this.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 18:26 | 5067804 Doubleguns
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It should have been farther north with the 57 states. 

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 07:18 | 5069326 DavidC
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I'd still sooner have a girl with small breasts and a high IQ than a girl with big breasts and a small IQ.

But then I've got a small penis and high IQ...

DavidC

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:07 | 5067233 Uncle Remus
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So, dear an' headlights...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 19:01 | 5067949 swmnguy
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I wonder if they got their map from Jen Psaki.  Who doesn't know Samarkand is further away from Ukraine than Chicago is from Birmingham, Alabama.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:18 | 5066872 TeamDepends
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If the progressives say that is where Hong Kong is located, then that is where it is located!  What, are you racist?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:42 | 5067040 t0mmyBerg
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You certainly know the score Team.  We just had my brother and his family to our house for a week.  She is a maxi progressive - dean at a big time b school and now law school -, I try not to talk politics with her, she mocks my desire for armed and violent revolution, which I would rather avoid but which seems all too necessary at this point - ...anyway we have a pretty bad laundry problem and without saying anything they start doing our laundry and pack loads of it up and take it to the laundry mat to have it done.  Of course they washed mats with clothes so the colors bled out and destroyed a bunch of things upsetting my wife pretty bad and god knows what is missing from the stuff taken to the laundry.  I yelled at my brother that this was a perfct illiustration of what is wrong with progressives.  They think they know what you want and how you want it and will stop at nothing to force you to you have it even when you really dont want it and certainly not that way.  I appreciate the sentiment but keep your nanny state fucking do-goody mits off shit that aint your problem.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:57 | 5067159 SeattleBruce
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Other than that, how was the visit? ;)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 18:15 | 5067759 acetinker
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u guise maid mi laff!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:23 | 5067319 TeamDepends
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Did they try to convince you your new progressive clothes are now more "diverse"?  Less white?

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 13:09 | 5070082 MontgomeryScott
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"They think they know what you want and how you want it and will stop at nothing to force you to you have it even when you really dont want it and certainly not that way."

I heard that argument from a girl once.

Turns out, she really DID want it 'that way', though.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:13 | 5067270 angel_of_joy
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There is NOTHING wrong with that picture ! It's just American news...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 20:14 | 5068272 Ben Ghazi
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I thought she was talking about King Kong.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diLE4umndNM

 

 

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:04 | 5071126 IronForge
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Beat me to it.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 19:03 | 5071123 IronForge
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The Whole Western Hemisphere is being populated by South Americans nowadays, so as the Gringos of the North get overtaken, The Entire Hemisphere might look like that from the Rest of the World.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 17:09 | 5099751 Flagit
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but DAMN is South America huge or what?  Covers almost the entire globe, pole-to-pole.

 

LMFAO!

side hurts. tears.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:23 | 5066913 A Nanny Moose
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Or is the purpose of The State's edewkayshun to produce dependants? What better weapon to create a bunch of mindless drones?

Fortunately, The State is so inept that 13 years of pewblik skewl is not enough time for it to completely screw up young minds (hence push for moar pre-school funding). Theft and murder are the only skills which The State has.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:48 | 5066733 TerminalDebt
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need to show more legs too

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:31 | 5066965 Urban Redneck
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Her boobs certainly aren't big enough to cover that error.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:09 | 5067245 Uncle Remus
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The Gillie Bra works then...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:02 | 5066747 Dr. Engali
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Awesome..... Casino was a great movie.

Sat, 08/09/2014 - 13:16 | 5070098 MontgomeryScott
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Ernie makes a great Pesci!

'Don't ever go over my head again, you (#@*) mutha-fuckah!'

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:12 | 5067271 Uncle Remus
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So THAT's where the kids are picking that shit up from...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:42 | 5066669 nope-1004
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Trick question, but I think I have the answer.  She only does bicep curls with her left arm, right?

 

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:04 | 5066822 Jumbotron
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She's part hermit crab

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:27 | 5066940 rob g
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Fiddler

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:24 | 5066917 bob_stl
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Hey, that's not the ring I gave her.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:13 | 5067277 Uncle Remus
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He's left-handed. Or Muslim.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:31 | 5067364 HyperinflatmyNutts
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+ 100 I am still laughing 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:59 | 5067706 Leonardo Fibonacci2
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Ho Lee Kow

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:32 | 5066619 edotabin
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Hong Kong?  More like King Kong.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:17 | 5066866 sodbuster
Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:28 | 5066941 fockewulf190
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Before she joined CNN.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:27 | 5067345 NotApplicable
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This was my first thought upon seeing the picture.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:37 | 5066997 ajax
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re. fonzannoon: contracting diabetes has become a national sport in the USA

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:32 | 5066966 Kirk2NCC1701
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Ebola?  Nah.  Early onset of MAD COW!

The topper would have been if they had Rachel Mad(c)ow do it on MSNBC, but her IQ's too high for that gaffe.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:38 | 5066671 Occams_Chainsaw
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"What are we gonna do about the nuclear reactor in Florida, it's like broken or leaking or something."

"I thought it was in Georgia?"

"Georgia is in Florida, dumbass."

"Hey, I know...we could put toilet water on it."

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:05 | 5066828 Jumbotron
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Or build an ice wall around it.  I mean....Georgia is in the southern hemisphere.....right?   They having winter now.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:12 | 5066855 ajax
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Georgia on my mind

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:39 | 5066878 ajax
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They have confused Sao Paolo's Liberdade district (Japanese) with Hong Kong (Chinese) ... oh CNN you've done it again ...

http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=1188993

well what the hell, they all look alike anyway right?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:00 | 5067184 SeattleBruce
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"well what the hell, they all look alike anyway right?"

And no one in CNN's shrinking (and captured) airport audience will notice...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:34 | 5066635 Da Yooper
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Product of a public education

 

Thank a union teacher for her ability to not know geography

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:43 | 5066695 MsCreant
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She is not the only one responsible for that graphic. Many people fucked up.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:54 | 5066765 Jumbotron
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HHHmmmm......Chyron operator.....line producer......director......talking head herself.......

Yep....you're spot on MsCreant

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:55 | 5066776 McMolotov
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Obama has just issued a statement blaming Bush. And global warming. Also Putin.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:56 | 5066780 fonzannoon
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and elephants

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:02 | 5067192 SeattleBruce
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Flying elephants.  And pigs.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 19:56 | 5068215 ThroxxOfVron
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It's fucking amazing!

Who would have thought that a media dominated by corruption, naked greed and advetisement flim-flamery, populated by propagandists and retarded dilettantes would provide so much inanity.

Shoot your television.  

Burn the newspapers.  

Smash the radio.  

Remove your mailbox.

Cut the cable.

 

It's time to make SOAP.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:01 | 5066809 Agent P
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I'd wager she's not at all responsible for the graphic.  She's just the monkey that reads the teleprompter.  Shit, she could be President someday....I wonder if she's been to all 57 states?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:06 | 5066833 Jumbotron
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Her boobs are a state.....er....two states.   Kinda like Michigan.   Only better proportioned.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:14 | 5066860 SmittyinLA
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racist 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:39 | 5067016 Skateboarder
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Even lamer if she actually knows where Hong Kong is lol.

It's in Russia, right? (covering the next letter in BRICS, if not obvious)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:11 | 5066851 BlindMonkey
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In all likelihood she was in front of a green screen. I wouldn't blame the TelePrompter reader.

Edit: unless it is Barry of course.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:44 | 5066700 Lore
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Russian Defense Ministry concerned over Jen Psaki's poor geography knowledge (5-Aug)

A shortage of “basic geography knowledge” displayed by spokesperson for US Department of State Jen Psaki raises concerns and the American official should study maps before making statements, a spokesman for the Russian Defense Ministry said on Tuesday.

Commenting on the combat aviation drills, which Russia launched on Monday in the Central and Western Military Districts and, particularly, at the Ashuluk firing range in the country’s southern Astrakhan region, Psaki said “Well, we are deeply concerned by Russia’s plan to conduct a large military aviation exercise this week in areas bordering Ukraine. Exercises of this kind are provocative and only serve to escalate tensions,” she added addressing a daily press briefing in Washington on Monday.

The spokesman for the Russian Defense Ministry said “the Ashuluk firing range in the Astrakhan region is located almost 1,000 kilometers [over 620 miles] away from the Russian-Ukrainian border.”

People at the Defense Ministry “are absorbed with reading recent statements of the US Department of State’s spokeswoman on Russia’s current Air Force drills in the Astrakhan region and voice concerns over the lack of basic geography knowledge expressed by Jen Psaki,” the spokesman said.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:50 | 5066736 Anarchy 99
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priceless

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:59 | 5066796 armageddon addahere
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The important thing is, they hired a woman.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:18 | 5066879 Uncle Sugar
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Don't you feel guilty that she's not black?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:14 | 5066857 SmittyinLA
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Its like Comedy Central's "Daily Show" a running but scary joke on the looter-clowns running America. 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:18 | 5066819 ugmug
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If Hong Kong is in South America then Obama and the White House must be near Mecca.... Looks about right to me!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:51 | 5066748 GodHelpAmerica
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It's a shame there are no captions associated with this picture. Most Americans won't see what's wrong with this picture as is.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:52 | 5066751 GodHelpAmerica
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It's a shame there are no captions associated with this picture. Most Americans won't see what's wrong with this picture as is.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:52 | 5066758 GodHelpAmerica
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It's a shame there are no captions associated with this picture. Most Americans won't see what's wrong with this picture as is.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:12 | 5066852 Ignatius
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"Our program will be complete when everything the American people believe is wrong."  -- William Casey, CIA Director

Stupid?  Or breeding stupid?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:26 | 5066927 curbyourrisk
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I always hated that phrase.

 

Should be " Stupid does, what stupid is told to do"

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 19:46 | 5068169 ThroxxOfVron
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Stupid doesn't follow instructions very well...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:32 | 5066614 NYPoke
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Blonde

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:34 | 5066636 Sudden Debt
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God never intended them to be smart but what he did so is add the toys that makes it all up!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:34 | 5066639 McMolotov
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Bubble headed bleach blonde. Could've been an actor but she wound up on CNN. Bet she had a gleam in her eye about MH17, too.

Don Henley had these people nailed.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:32 | 5066978 PoliticalRefuge...
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CNN seems to be a veritable virgin forest for potential presidential timber, give some dry erase markers to Colin Powell and he could provide a tactical explanation.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:32 | 5066617 mr1963
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Probably cutting staff costs by hiring illegals...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:39 | 5066659 Sudden Debt
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Or they used American graduates...
Thank god the planet was still round...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:52 | 5066741 Bokkenrijder
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Well no worries, salvation is on the way because as the old saying goes: "war is God's way of teaching Americans geography."

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:51 | 5066744 Jumbotron
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ROTFLMFAO !!!

As someone who spent a combined 15 years in the business in both production and as an on air meteorologist......this just makes my day !

I would have been whispering in her IFB....."PPsssst.....look at the monitor.....THE MONITOR !! "   Chyron operator.....take down that graphic.  I DON'T CARE.....PUPPIES.....ANYTHING BUT THAT FUCKING GRAPHIC !!!!!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:21 | 5066890 sodbuster
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"For God's sakes, put up some porn!!!"

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:32 | 5066979 Hal n back
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thats got to be photoshopped, right?

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:34 | 5066986 ZH Snob
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what's really funny is that even if the producers screwed up the picture the robot woman didn't even break script to correct it (I guess). 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:46 | 5067068 Bokkenrijder
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Perhaps some ZH contibutors did an apprenticeships with CNN? http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-08-08/german-handelsblatt-releases-st...

Fact: NOWHERE in the Handelsblatt article, the letters KGB are mentioned. ZeroHedge just added this in order to create a juicy headline.

Fact: the KGB was dissolved 23 (!) years ago!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:27 | 5067076 JuliaS
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If you zoom in on that, you'll see Russian troops moving in.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:28 | 5066583 MillionDollarBogus_
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Happens...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:01 | 5066808 kill switch
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You were in the control room nice job MDB...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:26 | 5066936 Jugdish787
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are you the non funny version of MDB?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:29 | 5066584 RiskyBidness
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She doesn't have her blouse off so I can see her tits!!

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:29 | 5066585 1stepcloser
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all I see are her tits in a red shirt..

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:29 | 5066586 irazmo
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Her shirt looks funny.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:30 | 5066593 1stepcloser
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but her mouth is pretty

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:00 | 5066801 Postal
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That's because she's till wearing it. :(

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 16:05 | 5067219 Uncle Remus
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Stop. You're killing me over here...

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:29 | 5066592 McMolotov
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Derp. Actually, double-derp.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:29 | 5066594 dracos_ghost
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Maybe it's a BRIC thing

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:34 | 5066641 NYPoke
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Continental drift.  Much have been one heck of an earthquake.  I must have been in a deep sleep.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:30 | 5066596 Stoploss
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So that's what a 4 year degree yields now days.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:34 | 5066624 101 years and c...
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id be willing to bet she didnt realize the mistake until producer whispered a sweet little something into her ear.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:33 | 5066630 813kml
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Geography isn't covered until the Master's program.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:41 | 5066699 IridiumRebel
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First course for my Masters? Geography. Shit you not.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 17:00 | 5067307 813kml
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And if it was an MBA:  Chapter One -- Tax Havens

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:31 | 5066602 Let them eat iPads
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It'd be pretty cool if it were true.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:31 | 5066613 1stepcloser
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I want bangkok in the states next

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:31 | 5066611 lex parsimoniae
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Took a break from my monotonous data updates to see what's up on ZH; Thanks for the laugh!

Great Stuff..

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:32 | 5066612 Agent P
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That explains all those unaccompanied Chinese children showing up at our southern border.

 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:32 | 5066615 Icewater Enema
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Her clothes are on. 

As if it matters. Most americans couldn't find Hong Kong on a map, anyway.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:35 | 5066651 Bear
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Hong Kong is on a map? ... I thought it was on an island somewhere in China

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:32 | 5066620 armageddon addahere
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So giant hornets are invading Hong Kong, which is in China, which is in South America. You learn something new every day.

I am not a regular CNN watcher, are they always like this?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:35 | 5066989 Bam_Man
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F/A-18 Super Hornets? If so, the s**t be gettin' serious.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:33 | 5066621 OMG
Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:33 | 5066631 Dr. Engali
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What do you expect in a country where El Prsidente thinks we have 57 states?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:36 | 5066654 813kml
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Hmmm, I thought there were more than 57 countries.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:34 | 5066632 Bunghole
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Q.  Did you hear my son got into journalism school?

A.  What did he have to do?  Open the door?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:34 | 5066633 Bear
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Announced today ... Hong Kong penthouse is highest per sq foot home in the world ... Brazil thinks it can cash in with a name change.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:35 | 5066642 Agent P
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Kind of makes you wonder where the giant killer hornets really are though. I think I'll stay inside and hide this weekend. 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:46 | 5066717 Dr. Engali
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I read on the internet  that they are carrying the ebola virus and they are on a northward trajectory. They will be in New York in two weeks.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:40 | 5066647 ebworthen
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LOL!  Hong Kong is not in Africa!

Africa is a different continent entirely.

Nice boobs though.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:45 | 5066715 Rusty Shorts
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Yes indeed, but the graphic shows South America lol

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:48 | 5066734 ebworthen
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OMG, I feel so Blonde!

I have Africa on the brain.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:57 | 5066787 Uncle Remus
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More like wrong brain engor, er engaged.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:22 | 5066903 ebear
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"but the graphic shows South America"

Well, it is where killer BEES come from, so there's that.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:35 | 5066995 PoliticalRefuge...
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I heard Africa is a nation..right next to Hong Kong..

..it's a common mistake.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:36 | 5066649 sdmjake
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They only missed by a little more than 11,000 miles.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:43 | 5066703 Winston Churchill
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Breakfast in Hong Kong , luggage in Rio , I thought the joke went.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:36 | 5066650 Uncle Remus
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Not enough cleavage?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:35 | 5066652 replaceme
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Seriously, everyone knows Hong Kong is on the west coast.

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:37 | 5066657 ThisIsBob
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Who do you have to fuck to get a job around here?

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 15:22 | 5066909 ebear
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Her, I hope;)

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:38 | 5066666 agstacks
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Sent this to a few people at work with the subject CNN Fail.  One said, "I don't get it" the other said, "did hornets really kill 42 people"? 

Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:44 | 5066713 replaceme
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That made me laugh, hard.  Then it deeply saddened me.  Twice.

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