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CNN does it again...
h/t @finansakrobat
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Nice....
"Stupid is what stupid does."
Welcome to SE Asia. I mean Rio.
OMG EBOLA!
Sum Ting Wong
I gain more knowledge watching Sesame Street than watching CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NShgvtEro7I
Her boobs arnt big enough?
Her fivehead makes up for it.
pods
Nothing wrong with this picture, guys.C'mon. This is CNN
You can't educate out stupid!!
Well, Hong Kong is right where it belongs (I don't know what you guys are complaining about in that respect), but DAMN is South America huge or what? Covers almost the entire globe, pole-to-pole.
What...?
Hong Kong is spelled right to me!
Well, I knew that the Chinese were buying up Africa and South America, but I was not aware they relocated a financial hub.
?? Do they have a gold exchange?
Oh, I see...,
the map shows it in the middle of Chili...,
how stupid!
Nobody'd notice the error if she only wore more cleavage.
Crap..
I had to come back to this thread..
What the F kind of complete idiocy and moronic management does it take to let this stupidity pass on a broadcast ?????????????
Nothing to see here, folks ... For CNN, this is par for the course.
i dont see the problem....its right next to texas..
Is there no Chinatown in South America?
People can be fooled into thinking they are in Asia when they are in Chinatown. People that succumb to this illusion are called idiots.
I see lots of things wrong.
It kind of looks like she's reaching in for a handful of popcorn (and not sharing any with the three CNN viewers that are left).
All the rectangles look sort of like a bunch of 'Twin Towers'.
The weird crescent off in the ocean looks like a massive storm-front.
Her shoulder pads are too big (but it almost looks like a parrot on her left one).
The circle is outlined in a fashion that is animating a spinning motion. Hong Kong is a mobile wheeled city, I guess, and may appear anywhere in the world.
They forgot to draw a bunch of giant hornets on the map.
I don't see any fish in the fish tank over her head.
The letter 'A' in 'CHINA' is covering up her lady-parts.
Everyone knows that Hong Kong isn't in the country of AFRICA!
Giant Hornets Kill 42 in China... Since 1914.
Look, CNN carrys the Administration's water. If they had any brains they'd not do so...
Ergo... y'all can finger out the rest.
#whaddabunchadumfucksticks
PS And to the above comment, no, her boobs aren't big enough. And any Exceptional American Verile male Knows that there is a direct correlation between boob size and intelligence. That's why the boobettes on Fox are so smart. We don't hear anything.
Knuks, this kind of stuff blows my mind. Mr says beauty X brains= constant so when he either says I'm beautiful or smart,my personal CPU crashes and I'm parallelized into silence. Then it's " all the crazy ones are good in bed" and the process is repeated. I'm subjected to marital PSYOP of which I have no retort. He should give classes here.
Miffed;-)
Bra cup size = inverse of IQ,
I remember being pissed about that in high school,
FWIW: I doubt she created that Map. Its likely some intern of an exec hired for the summer, that made the map graphics for this.
It should have been farther north with the 57 states.
I'd still sooner have a girl with small breasts and a high IQ than a girl with big breasts and a small IQ.
But then I've got a small penis and high IQ...
DavidC
So, dear an' headlights...
I wonder if they got their map from Jen Psaki. Who doesn't know Samarkand is further away from Ukraine than Chicago is from Birmingham, Alabama.
If the progressives say that is where Hong Kong is located, then that is where it is located! What, are you racist?
You certainly know the score Team. We just had my brother and his family to our house for a week. She is a maxi progressive - dean at a big time b school and now law school -, I try not to talk politics with her, she mocks my desire for armed and violent revolution, which I would rather avoid but which seems all too necessary at this point - ...anyway we have a pretty bad laundry problem and without saying anything they start doing our laundry and pack loads of it up and take it to the laundry mat to have it done. Of course they washed mats with clothes so the colors bled out and destroyed a bunch of things upsetting my wife pretty bad and god knows what is missing from the stuff taken to the laundry. I yelled at my brother that this was a perfct illiustration of what is wrong with progressives. They think they know what you want and how you want it and will stop at nothing to force you to you have it even when you really dont want it and certainly not that way. I appreciate the sentiment but keep your nanny state fucking do-goody mits off shit that aint your problem.
Other than that, how was the visit? ;)
u guise maid mi laff!
Did they try to convince you your new progressive clothes are now more "diverse"? Less white?
"They think they know what you want and how you want it and will stop at nothing to force you to you have it even when you really dont want it and certainly not that way."
I heard that argument from a girl once.
Turns out, she really DID want it 'that way', though.
There is NOTHING wrong with that picture ! It's just American news...
I thought she was talking about King Kong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diLE4umndNM
Beat me to it.
The Whole Western Hemisphere is being populated by South Americans nowadays, so as the Gringos of the North get overtaken, The Entire Hemisphere might look like that from the Rest of the World.
LMFAO!
side hurts. tears.
Or is the purpose of The State's edewkayshun to produce dependants? What better weapon to create a bunch of mindless drones?
Fortunately, The State is so inept that 13 years of pewblik skewl is not enough time for it to completely screw up young minds (hence push for moar pre-school funding). Theft and murder are the only skills which The State has.
need to show more legs too
Her boobs certainly aren't big enough to cover that error.
The Gillie Bra works then...
Awesome..... Casino was a great movie.
Ernie makes a great Pesci!
'Don't ever go over my head again, you (#@*) mutha-fuckah!'
So THAT's where the kids are picking that shit up from...
Trick question, but I think I have the answer. She only does bicep curls with her left arm, right?
She's part hermit crab
Fiddler
Hey, that's not the ring I gave her.
He's left-handed. Or Muslim.
+ 100 I am still laughing
Ho Lee Kow
Hong Kong? More like King Kong.
meanwhile....
http://blogs.marketwatch.com/themargin/2014/08/07/a-milwaukee-pubs-appro...
fonz.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkoPq5AOCOA
Before she joined CNN.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
This was my first thought upon seeing the picture.
re. fonzannoon: contracting diabetes has become a national sport in the USA
Ebola? Nah. Early onset of MAD COW!
The topper would have been if they had Rachel Mad(c)ow do it on MSNBC, but her IQ's too high for that gaffe.
"What are we gonna do about the nuclear reactor in Florida, it's like broken or leaking or something."
"I thought it was in Georgia?"
"Georgia is in Florida, dumbass."
"Hey, I know...we could put toilet water on it."
Or build an ice wall around it. I mean....Georgia is in the southern hemisphere.....right? They having winter now.
Georgia on my mind
They have confused Sao Paolo's Liberdade district (Japanese) with Hong Kong (Chinese) ... oh CNN you've done it again ...
http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=1188993
well what the hell, they all look alike anyway right?
"well what the hell, they all look alike anyway right?"
And no one in CNN's shrinking (and captured) airport audience will notice...
Product of a public education
Thank a union teacher for her ability to not know geography
She is not the only one responsible for that graphic. Many people fucked up.
HHHmmmm......Chyron operator.....line producer......director......talking head herself.......
Yep....you're spot on MsCreant
Obama has just issued a statement blaming Bush. And global warming. Also Putin.
and elephants
Flying elephants. And pigs.
It's fucking amazing!
Who would have thought that a media dominated by corruption, naked greed and advetisement flim-flamery, populated by propagandists and retarded dilettantes would provide so much inanity.
Shoot your television.
Burn the newspapers.
Smash the radio.
Remove your mailbox.
Cut the cable.
It's time to make SOAP.
I'd wager she's not at all responsible for the graphic. She's just the monkey that reads the teleprompter. Shit, she could be President someday....I wonder if she's been to all 57 states?
Her boobs are a state.....er....two states. Kinda like Michigan. Only better proportioned.
racist
Even lamer if she actually knows where Hong Kong is lol.
It's in Russia, right? (covering the next letter in BRICS, if not obvious)
In all likelihood she was in front of a green screen. I wouldn't blame the TelePrompter reader.
Edit: unless it is Barry of course.
Russian Defense Ministry concerned over Jen Psaki's poor geography knowledge (5-Aug)
A shortage of “basic geography knowledge” displayed by spokesperson for US Department of State Jen Psaki raises concerns and the American official should study maps before making statements, a spokesman for the Russian Defense Ministry said on Tuesday.
Commenting on the combat aviation drills, which Russia launched on Monday in the Central and Western Military Districts and, particularly, at the Ashuluk firing range in the country’s southern Astrakhan region, Psaki said “Well, we are deeply concerned by Russia’s plan to conduct a large military aviation exercise this week in areas bordering Ukraine. Exercises of this kind are provocative and only serve to escalate tensions,” she added addressing a daily press briefing in Washington on Monday.
The spokesman for the Russian Defense Ministry said “the Ashuluk firing range in the Astrakhan region is located almost 1,000 kilometers [over 620 miles] away from the Russian-Ukrainian border.”
People at the Defense Ministry “are absorbed with reading recent statements of the US Department of State’s spokeswoman on Russia’s current Air Force drills in the Astrakhan region and voice concerns over the lack of basic geography knowledge expressed by Jen Psaki,” the spokesman said.
priceless
The important thing is, they hired a woman.
Don't you feel guilty that she's not black?
Its like Comedy Central's "Daily Show" a running but scary joke on the looter-clowns running America.
If Hong Kong is in South America then Obama and the White House must be near Mecca.... Looks about right to me!
It's a shame there are no captions associated with this picture. Most Americans won't see what's wrong with this picture as is.
It's a shame there are no captions associated with this picture. Most Americans won't see what's wrong with this picture as is.
It's a shame there are no captions associated with this picture. Most Americans won't see what's wrong with this picture as is.
"Our program will be complete when everything the American people believe is wrong." -- William Casey, CIA Director
Stupid? Or breeding stupid?
I always hated that phrase.
Should be " Stupid does, what stupid is told to do"
Stupid doesn't follow instructions very well...
Blonde
God never intended them to be smart but what he did so is add the toys that makes it all up!
Bubble headed bleach blonde. Could've been an actor but she wound up on CNN. Bet she had a gleam in her eye about MH17, too.
Don Henley had these people nailed.
CNN seems to be a veritable virgin forest for potential presidential timber, give some dry erase markers to Colin Powell and he could provide a tactical explanation.
Probably cutting staff costs by hiring illegals...
Or they used American graduates...
Thank god the planet was still round...
Well no worries, salvation is on the way because as the old saying goes: "war is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
ROTFLMFAO !!!
As someone who spent a combined 15 years in the business in both production and as an on air meteorologist......this just makes my day !
I would have been whispering in her IFB....."PPsssst.....look at the monitor.....THE MONITOR !! " Chyron operator.....take down that graphic. I DON'T CARE.....PUPPIES.....ANYTHING BUT THAT FUCKING GRAPHIC !!!!!
"For God's sakes, put up some porn!!!"
thats got to be photoshopped, right?
what's really funny is that even if the producers screwed up the picture the robot woman didn't even break script to correct it (I guess).
Perhaps some ZH contibutors did an apprenticeships with CNN? http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-08-08/german-handelsblatt-releases-st...
Fact: NOWHERE in the Handelsblatt article, the letters KGB are mentioned. ZeroHedge just added this in order to create a juicy headline.
Fact: the KGB was dissolved 23 (!) years ago!
If you zoom in on that, you'll see Russian troops moving in.
Happens...
You were in the control room nice job MDB...
are you the non funny version of MDB?
She doesn't have her blouse off so I can see her tits!!
all I see are her tits in a red shirt..
Her shirt looks funny.
but her mouth is pretty
That's because she's till wearing it. :(
Stop. You're killing me over here...
Derp. Actually, double-derp.
Maybe it's a BRIC thing
Continental drift. Much have been one heck of an earthquake. I must have been in a deep sleep.
So that's what a 4 year degree yields now days.
id be willing to bet she didnt realize the mistake until producer whispered a sweet little something into her ear.
Geography isn't covered until the Master's program.
First course for my Masters? Geography. Shit you not.
And if it was an MBA: Chapter One -- Tax Havens
It'd be pretty cool if it were true.
I want bangkok in the states next
Took a break from my monotonous data updates to see what's up on ZH; Thanks for the laugh!
Great Stuff..
That explains all those unaccompanied Chinese children showing up at our southern border.
Her clothes are on.
As if it matters. Most americans couldn't find Hong Kong on a map, anyway.
Hong Kong is on a map? ... I thought it was on an island somewhere in China
So giant hornets are invading Hong Kong, which is in China, which is in South America. You learn something new every day.
I am not a regular CNN watcher, are they always like this?
F/A-18 Super Hornets? If so, the s**t be gettin' serious.
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
And the people cheered!!!!
What do you expect in a country where El Prsidente thinks we have 57 states?
Hmmm, I thought there were more than 57 countries.
Q. Did you hear my son got into journalism school?
A. What did he have to do? Open the door?
Announced today ... Hong Kong penthouse is highest per sq foot home in the world ... Brazil thinks it can cash in with a name change.
Kind of makes you wonder where the giant killer hornets really are though. I think I'll stay inside and hide this weekend.
I read on the internet that they are carrying the ebola virus and they are on a northward trajectory. They will be in New York in two weeks.
LOL! Hong Kong is not in Africa!
Africa is a different continent entirely.
Nice boobs though.
Yes indeed, but the graphic shows South America lol
OMG, I feel so Blonde!
I have Africa on the brain.
More like wrong brain engor, er engaged.
"but the graphic shows South America"
Well, it is where killer BEES come from, so there's that.
I heard Africa is a nation..right next to Hong Kong..
..it's a common mistake.
They only missed by a little more than 11,000 miles.
Breakfast in Hong Kong , luggage in Rio , I thought the joke went.
Not enough cleavage?
Seriously, everyone knows Hong Kong is on the west coast.
Who do you have to fuck to get a job around here?
Her, I hope;)
Sent this to a few people at work with the subject CNN Fail. One said, "I don't get it" the other said, "did hornets really kill 42 people"?
That made me laugh, hard. Then it deeply saddened me. Twice.