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CNN does it again...
h/t @finansakrobat
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Where do you work?
CNN
LOL
Good old American media, they just make it up as they go along.
I guess thar means US is in N Korea......wait a minute, we are N Korea!
Maybe they can't find MH370 for similar reasons...
CNN, along with the rest of the media are completely retarded now, only able to follow the script handed to them. Completely worthless stooges.
Not completely worthless, they do have a certain entertainment value.
Anyone that has been paying attention to the media (particularly in the last decade) has noticed not just the disappearance of journalistic integrity, but the serious decline in the basics of grammar. Even in an age of spell-check.
And don't get me started on the lack of critical thinking in their "reporting".
Idiocracy...bitchez!!!
On a side note....at least the anchors have become somewhat hotter.
That's good. Here's one of my favorites: http://imgur.com/Wtwwwug
That appears to be the most accurate depiction of that dude's skull on record.
That's a keeper. Kreepest Joo on TV.
Gotta go with "Ding Bang Ow" on this one.
First person I showed said it was Africa. Blerg.
So putting 2 and 2 together to get 5, can we say that wasps from Hong Kong have killed 42 people by spreading Ebola in Aftica?
Score another win for the Clueless News Network.
Hornets burrowed through the center of the earth to mount an attack on Hong Kong?
So.....you're telling me Obama was born in China? No way dude!
I'll take "Geogracy" for a buck fiddy Alex.
Just wanted to see if you were paying attention.
Actually, check the latitude, dude. The earth background is simply rotated 180 degrees.
Maybe the earth spun while they were pasting the circle to the screen?
I don't see a problem here, I'd bang her.
Even if he uses a urinal?
Mr. President, it's for you...
i finally figured out whats wrong with my brain, on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left
So, Repressive then.
You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a two by four
Wow! I was just in Hong Kong and I thought I was in Sao Paulo all along. Strange.
is this Onion-TV?
who gets their news from CNN these days !!!!!
CNN: Cablistic News Network 24/7
I prefer JNN...
Cock Nocker Neus
I was watching an infomercial, they were selling "bee serum" cream and snake oil cream, Giant Hornets salve would be waaay better
CIA's budget is getting hammered with all the resources tapped out in Ukraine and the Middle East. Those ISIS/Academi boyz don't come cheap!...
When you go to D.C. and visit the hotels, bars, restaurants and most importantly the government building(s) all you see is CNN and FOX news which pays the salaries of the whores that work for them like King, Crowley, Blitzer and Anderson 180. Outside of Washington and Manhattan CNN's not gettin much attention.
Not like anyone in D,C. cares where the latest places we're bombing and killing people or "killer wasps" are located anyway when they are "on the payroll"... Best of all the CNN employees don't care either which is rather obvious!
Blond Info Babe!
Would look nice in a Tube Top and Mini! Could care less what she has to say!
Save that, it will be used to show the last non-ebola infected area in the southern hemisphere.
Cleavage, cleavage, thighs and hips
From the nape of her neck to the lipstick lips
Chopped and channeled and lowered and luggered
cheater slicks ... baby moons
She's a-hot and ready, creamy and sugared
And the band is awful and so are the tunes
Crawlin' on her belly, and shakin' like jelly
And I'm gettin' harder than Chinese algebrassieres
The movie Idiocracy was prophetic.
Impeccable piece of work!
The Jim Cramer of Geography?
lol that's precious
I didn't know CNN was still on the air.
I guess they still have a few viewers.
It's what happens when CNN hires transvestites.
CNN has turned into a freak show. If your a guy and like to dress up as a female CNN will hire you.
Coming to life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xr31XbSOU
Isn't that the country Africa...I'll check with Biden...
Why is Obama bombing Chile?
Geography isn't important.
The last time we polled a bunch of American boobs, a pack of them identified Canada as the location of the Ukraine. I wonder how likely we are now to bomb Hong Kong and actually hit Brazil, given the fact that these idiots haven't looked at a globe since 3rd grade.
Last time I poled an American's boobs I got slapped . . . .
along the same line she looks as though she could benefit from breast enhancements,
The logical explanation: accelerated Continental Drift due to Global Warming ... ;-) ;-) ;-)
And where is Beijing currently located? In southern France?
Thank you, CNN !!!!
Layers and layers of fact checkers.
The forth estate is comprised of stupid sheep leading stupid sheep to the wolf's den.
of course the picture is wrong !,,
the continent of america is quite patently not in hong kong as is clearly and erroneously shown on the map (!!!)
(for those of you of a yankee disposition this is what is known as british humour )
I thought Benny Hill was British humor?
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
btw 90% americans cannot locate kiev on map neither... has been proven months ago.
not a single CNN regular viewer OR staff NOTICED...... fucking libtards dont know their ass from a hole in the gorund..... but know what is BEST FOR EVERYONE
I'd bang that.
{Giant Killer Hornets make me horny}
It's an optical illusion. If you concentrate and stare long enough, you will notice there is some sort of map next to those boobs.
sheep > goat > dog
^ you are here
Nah! Everybody knows that goats are smarter than sheep and dogs. They do stink a bit tho'. Dogs can easily herd sheep, and the goat looks on, thinking- WTF?
Is that Felix the Cat?
I don't make the rules. Thats according to Ayatollah Khomeini's Little Green Book. I hope they don't hold it any more sacred than we do the Old Testament or the pretender in the Vatican.
Well, OK then. You maybe read something into my reply that I did not intend. The only thing I can think of is that you think my high regard for goats is related to freemasonry. If you're 'on the square' I'm cool with that. I liken Masonry to Jewry. Almost all are stand-up, trustworthy folks- almost all. I feel likewise about devout Catholics and Muslims.
They almost all are good people- almost all.
My own Father was a Master of the 32nd degree, and wanted very much for me to follow in his footsteps. Instead, I followed Groucho; "I never wanted to be part of any club that would consider me for membership."
Are we cool, or do you want me to go into more detail?
Ha ha. Everybody knows that Hong Kong is not next to Kenya.
Where on planet Earth is the United States NOT stirring up hornets??
CNN - Where we don't let facts get in the way of the truth.
We haven't bombed Hong Kong yet, therefore why would any American know where it is on a map?
i guess i have a lot to unlearn?
Yeah, still crazy after all these years. The more you know, the more you know you don't know. That sounded like Rumsfeld, didn't it? Sorry.
NE way, my head has been spinning all day since I read that Yatseniuk (who resigned but really didn't) has proposed to shut Ukraine's airspace and gas transit to Russian access. Wait, what? Ukraine supposedly wants EU membership, so it proposes sanctions on Russian natural gas to... the EU?
Fuck me! Guess I musta overlooked something in the last chapter of this saga.
Maybe Yats watches CNN, or maybe he thinks Cleavon Little was serious.
I got a headache.
Is this a by-product of the Kenyan in Chiefs Asian pivot?
I have a 1/3 bottle of belvedere down and I can you exactly what's wrong with this picture. That bitch has entirely way too many clothes on.
I'm with ya' man! What was that word you used earlier? Juristriction? That was awesome, I'm adding it to my lexicon!
Those evil BRICS countries all look the same.
I used to laugh at these things... Now,--- I'm mostly scared!
Common Core Bitchez...
We don't need Ebola to cull the herd... Just cut off the Hi-fructose corn syrup. AKA Brawndo ® the thirst mutilator/
I didn't know Hong Kong one of the blue states...
I think I see what happened. Hong Kong has a city called Aberdeen. Aberdeen Scotland is sometimes called Golden Sands. Miami has a hotel called The Golden Sands Brazillian. So it's only natural to associate Hong Kong with Brazil. An honest mistake.
Hong Kong is spelled with all-caps, when it should be spelled like I just spelled it. That is what is wrong with this picture.
Also, it is possible that they didn't slow the rotation of the planet down enough, so the mark fell where it did. That's just ridiculous! You have to slow your spinning graphics down before planting stationary items! You-hoo! Sheesh
Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story!
So, now revisionism has come to Geography???
Oh come now! How did anyone even catch this? If a tree falls in a forest does it make a sound? Of course, trees don't usually have the aid of video tape.
Maybe they meant King Kong is located there and the giant hornets are there too.
Godzilla and Mothra too!
My personal fave was Gamera, the flying turtle, with flames shootin' out it's ass, and shit.
She LOOKS GOOD, that's what counts for brainwashing.
If she had been a c+ or d cup she could have gotten away with it.
I went to public school in America, therefore I see nothing wrong with this picture.
In 1982, at a banquet during a visit of the American president to Brasilia, Ronald Reagan stood up and proposed a toast to "the people of Bolivia."
Quickly realizing the mistake, Reagan tried to correct, saying that Bolivia would be the next country that would visit on your trip through Latin America.
Another gaffe: after Brazil, the president would follow to Colombia, Costa Rica and Honduras. A trip to Bolivia was not planned in the script.
"Good thing the Brazilians have a sense of humor," said the former United States ambassador in Brazil, Diego Asencio.
____________________________
Who lives in Brazil is used to hearing that our capital is Buenos Aires.
Recommend reading Ives Lacoste US citizens, the title is in Portuguese - Geography, it serves primarily to make war.
LOL, took me a few seconds to work out what was wrong, wearing red against a blue background, what an idiot!
Wrong Kong.
Oh, scarlet whore of Babylon, she's giving the three finger salute with her left hand and is hiding her right hand. What is she doing with her right hand? Is it itchy?
Didn't you guys ever see "Brazil"? And as we all know, 42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything. We must contemplate "giant hornets", brazil, 42, the hidden hand, the whore, 3 fingers and Hong Kong, China. Obviously this makes perfect sense. Perhaps it is where the next missing airliner will go down?
FA18 Hornets kill 42 on a latitude close to Hong Kong by the hidden hand and message conveyed by a telletubby giving the hunger games 3 finger salute. It'a all staged. Time to go shopping.
Um, Ok, well Hong Kong is at 22, 20 North (Wikipedia has 22, 16, 42 North).
Rio de Janeiro is 22, 57 south (Wikipedia has 22, 54, 30 South)
Sau Paulo is 23, 31 south (Wikipedia has 23, 33, South)
Anyway, we can expect the next malaysia flight to go down somewhere around brazil.
I would suspect that this means that bugs from Klandathu are sending their plasma bombs to destroy Rio de janeiro in a matter of days. Hence we should all join the military and become citizens. Want to know more?
sorry double post, rich text, nooooo!
Honestly, the woman is great :-)