Forget iPhones - 100s Of Russians (& Mickey Rourke) Line-Up For Putin T-Shirts

Tyler Durden's picture

While the West is used to long lines of people waiting patiently for the next big thing from Apple, it appears there is another 'must-own' item this summer. As Sky reports, hundreds of people have gathered in one of Moscow's most expensive stores to buy T-shirts with Vladimir Putin's picture on them. Somewhat amusingly, among the crowd was no lesser celebrity than Mickey Rourke who snapped one up.




As Sky reports,

Anna Trifonova and Ivan Yershov, known as the Anyavanya design duo, said their collection was inspired by Russia's numerous victories on the international stage, such as the Sochi Olympics triumph, the world ice hockey championship and reunification with Crimea.


Their stall at Moscow's prestigious GUM department store gathered crowds as some 7,000 new T-shirts went on sale. They sell for 1,200 roubles ($33). Putin fans can also buy an iPhone case for 600 rubles ($17).


In early June, some 5,000 Putin T-shirts sold out in one day.


The collection has 15 T-shirt prints, including Putin wearing military camouflage with the slogan “The politest of people,” and Putin on horseback, with the slogan “They’re not gonna get us”.

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zerozulu's picture

You can sell these Putin's shirts here in the USSA at premium.

bigdumbnugly's picture

you could probably fetch a bit more for them too with some catchier slogans.


these ones are kinda lame - and you can't put 'em to music.

svayambhu108's picture

Putin is an undercover trickster. And you cannot do order out of chaos if you have a trickster. Just ask Yahweh!

Carpenter1's picture

I'll take one, and wear it to the next political campaign for whatever jackass is running here in Canada

ilion's picture

Would anybody line up for Obummer t-shirt? Anyone?

forensicator's picture

@0b1knob and it's full of shit

Cacete de Ouro's picture

I'd buy a Barry Bathhouse t-shirt for a couple of bucks.

BLOTTO's picture

Whats wrong with a t-shirt with a pic of Obama wearing his 'mom' jeans peddling a tandem bike with Michelle?

That would sell guaranteed.

Anarchy 99's picture

with michelle in the front seat


Where's the two-fer spiderman towel?

power steering's picture

Yeah but Putin has a tattoo of Steven Segal

Divided States of America's picture

I used to have a PAUL FRANK t-shirt also....but then i chucked it into the trash can because it resembled some clueless monkey named Barry.

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Japan sending irradiated cars to Kyrgyzstan!  Geez...


JenkinsLane's picture

The ECB took them all as collateral during LTRO.

MeMongo's picture

"A prayer for the dying" Mickey Rourke was the shit! Now not so much...kinda looks like an ex junkie!

Freddie's picture

Mickey made a lot of career and life mistakes but he was the first person to own up to it.

JenkinsLane's picture

His Irish accent was shit. I thought he was great in Angel Heart though.

JuliaS's picture

"Che" in Spanish means "man", "dude", "guy" and other similar things depending on dialect.

In Russian "Che" is derogatory for "what" as in "what the fuck are you looking at?" Quite fitting in this context.

jmcadg's picture

So will the American sheeple hate him for being a 'Communist' now? Will he get death threats like the Dixie Chicks? American sheeple do not see their own cool right before their eyes :(

NoDebt's picture

Well, how "communist" he is relative to our president is a debatable topic.

Personally, I wouldn't be making death threats against Putin, even if I hated him.  Just doesn't seem like a good idea.

power steering's picture

Kim Jung Obama is more a commie than Putin

JuliaS's picture

Richard Gere Deja Vu. He destoyed his career for a decade, before it became fashinable to hate Bush and his war. Bad timing.

Years later I recall going to opening of "Fahrenheit 9/11" with a friend. The theater was on the 3rd floor of a mega-mall. The lineup was through the whole theater, through 3 flights of stairs, onto the streets and then for 2 blocks. It was unbelievable how the sentiment almost turned on a dime... though then Moore started singing socialist praises and eventually compared the country unfavorably to Cuba, something that's still a taboo in the US. It did to his directorial career what anti-Bush statements did to Gere. All of the sudden, the brilliant director who made Documentaries a mainstream phenomenon (it was unheard of having one in a theater prior), became a "fat socialist". I still like him and his films. I don't attack him personally. I simply disagree with his pro-socialist views while agreeing with critique of the establishment. He had good ideas and he has exhausted them, passing the torch to other filmmakers.

grunk's picture

The shirt doesn't look good with mom jeans.

power steering's picture

That's why Barry didnt buy one

viedoklis_lv's picture

Ou boy, from history this one guy cult never ends good for civilization.

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

You talking about the Federal Reserve cult?  The Cult of Yellen?

booboo's picture

I think he may mean the Greenspam/ Bernanke/ dynamic duo of Jewman And Jawbone #&POW BAM THUD PRINT !@!#$

Sick's picture

I would not use an Obama T-shirt to wipe my behind.  It is best burned.

Notsobadwlad's picture

Sorry, not into idol worship... or idle worship for that matter.

Lost_River's picture

You're right, course.  And I'd like to think I'm level-headed enough to hold to that. 

But am I wrong for wondering, perhaps a little wistfully, what it would be like to have a patriot for a leader?

The Phallic Crusader's picture

Rourke has shrunk in size since "The Wrestler".

I contend by the way, that "Black Swan"  -same director - was basically the same movie.

Some rainy weekend day, why not smoke a ton of weed and watch both back to back...


I wonder if wearing a Putin t-shirt would be enough to result in a raid by a SWAT team or detainment by border patrol 80 miles from the border or not being allowed to get on a plane, here in the Land O' The Free...

Herd Redirection Committee's picture

I don't remember Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman (making out)  in The Wrestler.

power steering's picture

Well did you smoke a ton of weed first?

The Phallic Crusader's picture

fair enough, and a reason to re-watch Black Swan, but both are artists craving the limelight, both go nuts for it, both have similar endings.  I'm telling you - there's a lot of similarities.

By the way - are you a Kunis or Portman kind of guy?

Theyre both pretty hot but I have the sense you'd get sick of Portman a lot faster. 


Plus...she was part of the murder of the Star Wars franchise...


Herd Redirection Committee's picture

Jewish princess.  I might lose my mind within 1 day.

edifice's picture

I've been in love with Portman for a long time. She's exacly my age.

power steering's picture

A face like a bag of melted caramels

The Phallic Crusader's picture

That's just about the most beautifully apt thing I've ever read.

Toolshed's picture

"I wonder if wearing a Putin t-shirt would be enough to result in a raid by a SWAT team or detainment by border patrol 80 miles from the border or not being allowed to get on a plane, here in the Land O' The Free..."

I wouldn't worry about it since the vast majority of .gov stooges would not recognize Putin if he was standing right in front of them.