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Forget iPhones - 100s Of Russians (& Mickey Rourke) Line-Up For Putin T-Shirts

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While the West is used to long lines of people waiting patiently for the next big thing from Apple, it appears there is another 'must-own' item this summer. As Sky reports, hundreds of people have gathered in one of Moscow's most expensive stores to buy T-shirts with Vladimir Putin's picture on them. Somewhat amusingly, among the crowd was no lesser celebrity than Mickey Rourke who snapped one up.




As Sky reports,

Anna Trifonova and Ivan Yershov, known as the Anyavanya design duo, said their collection was inspired by Russia's numerous victories on the international stage, such as the Sochi Olympics triumph, the world ice hockey championship and reunification with Crimea.


Their stall at Moscow's prestigious GUM department store gathered crowds as some 7,000 new T-shirts went on sale. They sell for 1,200 roubles ($33). Putin fans can also buy an iPhone case for 600 rubles ($17).


In early June, some 5,000 Putin T-shirts sold out in one day.


The collection has 15 T-shirt prints, including Putin wearing military camouflage with the slogan “The politest of people,” and Putin on horseback, with the slogan “They’re not gonna get us”.

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Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:49 | 5076133 order66
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Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:11 | 5076269 zerozulu
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You can sell these Putin's shirts here in the USSA at premium.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:09 | 5076522 bigdumbnugly
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you could probably fetch a bit more for them too with some catchier slogans.


these ones are kinda lame - and you can't put 'em to music.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 14:51 | 5077662 svayambhu108
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Putin is an undercover trickster. And you cannot do order out of chaos if you have a trickster. Just ask Yahweh!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:42 | 5076479 Carpenter1
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I'll take one, and wear it to the next political campaign for whatever jackass is running here in Canada

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 15:42 | 5078196 LordEffingtonTh...
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Or you may even like this one:  <a href= Elevator Farts get you high</a>

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:08 | 5076255 ilion
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Would anybody line up for Obummer t-shirt? Anyone?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:13 | 5076296 0b1knob
Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:10 | 5076642 forensicator
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@0b1knob and it's full of shit

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:43 | 5076481 Cacete de Ouro
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I'd buy a Barry Bathhouse t-shirt for a couple of bucks.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:21 | 5077051 BLOTTO
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Whats wrong with a t-shirt with a pic of Obama wearing his 'mom' jeans peddling a tandem bike with Michelle?

That would sell guaranteed.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 14:35 | 5077626 Anarchy 99
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with michelle in the front seat

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:49 | 5076134 The Phallic Crusader
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fucking awesome


Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:52 | 5076146 SHEEPFUKKER

Where's the two-fer spiderman towel?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:00 | 5076196 power steering
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Yeah but Putin has a tattoo of Steven Segal

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:05 | 5076236 Divided States ...
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I used to have a PAUL FRANK t-shirt also....but then i chucked it into the trash can because it resembled some clueless monkey named Barry.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:01 | 5076198 Herd Redirectio...
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Japan sending irradiated cars to Kyrgyzstan!  Geez...


Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:20 | 5076720 JenkinsLane
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The ECB took them all as collateral during LTRO.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:04 | 5076225 MeMongo
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"A prayer for the dying" Mickey Rourke was the shit! Now not so much...kinda looks like an ex junkie!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:19 | 5076324 Freddie
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Mickey made a lot of career and life mistakes but he was the first person to own up to it.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:21 | 5076726 JenkinsLane
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His Irish accent was shit. I thought he was great in Angel Heart though.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:50 | 5076136 Grande Tetons
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Che Putin. 

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 14:44 | 5077694 JuliaS
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"Che" in Spanish means "man", "dude", "guy" and other similar things depending on dialect.

In Russian "Che" is derogatory for "what" as in "what the fuck are you looking at?" Quite fitting in this context.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:52 | 5076145 jmcadg
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So will the American sheeple hate him for being a 'Communist' now? Will he get death threats like the Dixie Chicks? American sheeple do not see their own cool right before their eyes :(

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:55 | 5076155 NoDebt
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Well, how "communist" he is relative to our president is a debatable topic.

Personally, I wouldn't be making death threats against Putin, even if I hated him.  Just doesn't seem like a good idea.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:07 | 5076240 power steering
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Kim Jung Obama is more a commie than Putin

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 15:50 | 5078032 JuliaS
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Richard Gere Deja Vu. He destoyed his career for a decade, before it became fashinable to hate Bush and his war. Bad timing.

Years later I recall going to opening of "Fahrenheit 9/11" with a friend. The theater was on the 3rd floor of a mega-mall. The lineup was through the whole theater, through 3 flights of stairs, onto the streets and then for 2 blocks. It was unbelievable how the sentiment almost turned on a dime... though then Moore started singing socialist praises and eventually compared the country unfavorably to Cuba, something that's still a taboo in the US. It did to his directorial career what anti-Bush statements did to Gere. All of the sudden, the brilliant director who made Documentaries a mainstream phenomenon (it was unheard of having one in a theater prior), became a "fat socialist". I still like him and his films. I don't attack him personally. I simply disagree with his pro-socialist views while agreeing with critique of the establishment. He had good ideas and he has exhausted them, passing the torch to other filmmakers.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:52 | 5076150 LostandFound
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Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:53 | 5076153 grunk
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The shirt doesn't look good with mom jeans.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:01 | 5076199 power steering
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That's why Barry didnt buy one

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:54 | 5076168 viedoklis_lv
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Ou boy, from history this one guy cult never ends good for civilization.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:12 | 5076277 Herd Redirectio...
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You talking about the Federal Reserve cult?  The Cult of Yellen?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:32 | 5076405 booboo
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I think he may mean the Greenspam/ Bernanke/ dynamic duo of Jewman And Jawbone #&POW BAM THUD PRINT !@!#$

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:55 | 5076171 realWhiteNight123129
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Go Vlad!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:08 | 5076247 power steering
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European and I'm a Putin

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:56 | 5076174 Sick
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I would not use an Obama T-shirt to wipe my behind.  It is best burned.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:56 | 5076180 Notsobadwlad
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Sorry, not into idol worship... or idle worship for that matter.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:23 | 5076320 Lost_River
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You're right, course.  And I'd like to think I'm level-headed enough to hold to that. 

But am I wrong for wondering, perhaps a little wistfully, what it would be like to have a patriot for a leader?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 22:16 | 5080223 StychoKiller
Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:59 | 5076192 The Phallic Crusader
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Rourke has shrunk in size since "The Wrestler".

I contend by the way, that "Black Swan"  -same director - was basically the same movie.

Some rainy weekend day, why not smoke a ton of weed and watch both back to back...


I wonder if wearing a Putin t-shirt would be enough to result in a raid by a SWAT team or detainment by border patrol 80 miles from the border or not being allowed to get on a plane, here in the Land O' The Free...

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:02 | 5076205 Herd Redirectio...
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I don't remember Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman (making out)  in The Wrestler.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:04 | 5076218 power steering
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Well did you smoke a ton of weed first?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:09 | 5076260 The Phallic Crusader
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fair enough, and a reason to re-watch Black Swan, but both are artists craving the limelight, both go nuts for it, both have similar endings.  I'm telling you - there's a lot of similarities.

By the way - are you a Kunis or Portman kind of guy?

Theyre both pretty hot but I have the sense you'd get sick of Portman a lot faster. 


Plus...she was part of the murder of the Star Wars franchise...


Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:11 | 5076281 Herd Redirectio...
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Jewish princess.  I might lose my mind within 1 day.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:15 | 5076305 edifice
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I've been in love with Portman for a long time. She's exacly my age.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:05 | 5076210 power steering
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A face like a bag of melted caramels

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:10 | 5076271 The Phallic Crusader
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That's just about the most beautifully apt thing I've ever read.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:22 | 5076341 Toolshed
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"I wonder if wearing a Putin t-shirt would be enough to result in a raid by a SWAT team or detainment by border patrol 80 miles from the border or not being allowed to get on a plane, here in the Land O' The Free..."

I wouldn't worry about it since the vast majority of .gov stooges would not recognize Putin if he was standing right in front of them.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 10:58 | 5076193 Lumberjack
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Blow my mind. I was wondering if I could find one yesterday!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:00 | 5076195 CHX
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Would OBummer t-shirts sell? 

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:16 | 5076311 vincenze
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Him playing golf?

"Iraq can wait"

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:03 | 5076204 SMC
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When was the last time we were proud of a national leader?


Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:07 | 5076619 HoleInTheDonut
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We just don't make anything in America anymore these days.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:02 | 5076208 BullyBearish
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Free with a $500 EBT purchase

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:04 | 5076219 viedoklis_lv
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Those Tshirts with Putin could educate people  with what is happening in Russia, like add a text to his picture:

1.) Blogger, If you have 3000 visitors than come to me register your site! Now!

2.) Appear in two protests and I wil put you in jail for 5 years!

3.) It's only truth if I say so!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:18 | 5076321 Toolshed
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What is the pay scale for .gov "bloggers"?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:44 | 5076878 Winston Churchill
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Not enough to attract any talent ,it seems.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:07 | 5076244 Bahamas
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Putin is a hero !  If we're all still alive and note nuked out it's thanks to a strong Russia !

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:08 | 5076249 himaroid
Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:16 | 5076677 Ward no. 6
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she looks best with less makeup on...


Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:39 | 5076850 RafterManFMJ
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Just like your Dad.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:09 | 5076267 Seasmoke
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I would like to order 10,000 of each Vlad style @ wholsale....I plan on franchising my new store The Vlad Pad. 

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:11 | 5076276 viedoklis_lv
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Never thought this site is full of russian propoganda agents and fans of collectivism that hate individualism and human rights.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:17 | 5076316 Toolshed
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"Never thought this site is full of USSA propoganda agents and fans of collectivism that hate individualism and human rights."


Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:25 | 5076368 bilbert
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Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:28 | 5076382 viedoklis_lv
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Putine regime = US regime

Both are run by oligarchs, both have collectivst agenda. And when those to fight to each other it's kind of stupid to cheer for one of them.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:18 | 5076692 balz
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In fact Putin put in jail some oligarchs, including the more powerful of them. IMO you need to get your facts straight.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:23 | 5076750 TheFourthStooge-ing
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But he's paid 2 Hryvnia per post to lie, plus a bonus of 1 Hryvnia if he includes an insult of Putin. That's big money in Lviv.


Well, it's not really big money in Lviv, but the Banderatards are too stupid and gullible to know any better.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:34 | 5077117 Zwelgje
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he's baltic.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:56 | 5077277 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Well, I was within 1000km, not too bad for an 'american'.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 22:22 | 5080244 StychoKiller
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Meh, just how stoopid would you have to be to think Ukraine is in the middle of the Pacific?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:17 | 5077035 viedoklis_lv
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They where sent to jail as example so that other would obey - but it's a group of oligarchs factions where Putin is a judge in that mafia. No democracy or freedom there.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:21 | 5076334 himaroid
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Yeah, and occasionally you'll find oBUMMER cocksuckers.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:23 | 5076353 smacker
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" of collectivism..."

LOL. I don't think you'll find many fans of collectivism hereabouts.

The support people show for Putin is more likely about respect for his patriotism. He is a Russian patriot doing his best for Russia and not going around the world causing mass death and destruction. Western leaders are traitors.

Who would you support??

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:24 | 5076359 Ventnor
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We know you hate Russia.  You never fail to make this abundantly clear.  Please give it a rest.  People here aren't buying it.  

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:13 | 5076666 viedoklis_lv
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I and other Latvians don't hate Russians. We like to sing in russian too:

But I will speak against any kind of regime that regime oppresses own people and other nations.

I see many people in Russia brainwashed by regime controlled media, just like in US they are brainwashed by MSM.

Two pimps fighting for **** - but WE ARE NOT **** TO NO-ONE!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:18 | 5076694 viedoklis_lv
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OFF TOPIC - this re-mix version of song I like the most

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:26 | 5076774 TheFourthStooge-ing
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But I will speak against any kind of regime that regime oppresses own people and other nations.

...except for the US and its Kiev Yatzi Junta puppets, because the regime media story is that they are the good guys.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:41 | 5076862 viedoklis_lv
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"Those where not names of operations but instead different phases of one operation with name "Get their Oil!""


But I do see overwhelming amount of info about US master / Cabal crimes already here - so to balance out - of course I will write more about Putin regime crimes.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:50 | 5076905 Winston Churchill
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You may want to look at the actions of your own govt. in regards

to ethnic Russians.You practice a form of apartheid in Latvia.

People in glass houses ....

You are a hipocrite. as well as a talentless troll.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:20 | 5077056 viedoklis_lv
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" a form of apartheid in Latvia"

Tell me in what way?

If you went to Riga, you could go to any shop, cafe, what ever place and speak in Russian and you will be served in Russian.

Riga - which is capital city - mayor is Russian and party he represents is full of Russians.

People in Latvia who are native latvians have to learn russian language to be competitive in jobmarket.

Now, I do understand that probably you are a russian troll and thats fine, but at least when you lie - make it more complicated to expose you next time.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:36 | 5076439 lool
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Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:56 | 5076540 MsCreant
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Would you buy and proudly wear an Obama shirt?

What accomplishments of his do you admire most?


Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:12 | 5076288 edifice
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Rourke was great in Spun.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:14 | 5076294 Tachyon5321
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No one is lining up for Obama t-shirts.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:15 | 5076309 Patriot Eke
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Russia might not be the wisest place for him to be with what appear to be swastika tattoos.  At least those look like they were, but then they were covered up with a second design?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:28 | 5076378 Freddie
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Looks like an Iron Cross.   Get a clue.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:33 | 5076414 Patriot Eke
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Yes, genius.  A swastika covered by an iron cross is exactly what it looks like.  Iron crosses typically do not have a swastika image beneath them.  Perhaps you should take a second look.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:42 | 5076474 Icewater Enema
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I noticed that, too. More than vaguely swastika-like tattoo on his wrist. Odd tat for a guy who wants to work in Hollywood, no?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:48 | 5077203 viedoklis_lv
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Russia is full with nazis, search youtube skinhead in russia

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:17 | 5076314 smacker
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So, Moscow has a "prestigious GUM department store".

All we get is a "GUM FLAPPING Whitehouse teleprompter".

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:17 | 5076317 JDFX
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Mickey Rourke = Smart Money.




Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:21 | 5076333 novictim
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Kim Jong-un has Dennis Rodman. 

But Princess Putin now has Mickey Rourke.  (Tom Selek wan't available).





Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:25 | 5076364 Freddie
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Say hello to all of your fellow douchebags at The State Dept.   Does Nudelman send cookies to your desks?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:43 | 5076415 novictim
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I'll send Sen. Fred Thompson over to convey my greetings. 

I mean, who wouldn't like to live comfortably in their golden years?  A reverse mortgage from AAG can make this all possible for you.

Call AAG today!  1-800-791-4075.

AAG.  "Your kids don't love you anyways!"

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:23 | 5076343 Freddie
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Putin on horseback, with the slogan “They’re not gonna get us”.

If I were a Russian - I would be pretty paranoid of evil scum like Nudelman and the dual citizen murderers and NWO.  They have been murdering innocent people for centuries including their NYC Bolsheviks.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:25 | 5076369 UGrev
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Putin T-Shirt

Obama T-Shirt


Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:41 | 5076465 viedoklis_lv
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Both hanging in tree with their oligarchs.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:59 | 5076951 UGrev
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I can't argue with that, but there are only 2 arrows to work with here. :)

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:28 | 5076376 Yen Cross
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    When do we get the Massengill  vaginal cream and douche combination Obama collectors set ?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:04 | 5076594 MsCreant
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Obama, in no way, in no interpretation of it at all, would cream my vagina.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:32 | 5076404 viedoklis_lv
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Ou I will be here. Because I see that people don't understand that Putine regime values = West oligarchs values.

Those are just two evils fighting for more influence.

And people are cheering for one of those pimps. That is just wrong.

Just because you are sick of current pimp that doesn't mean that you have to cheer for other pimp that is challenging your pimp.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:40 | 5076461 booboo
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I don't know, us bitchez like to see their pimp cut up in a street fight now and then.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:40 | 5076463 novictim
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You are wasting your time, viedo. 

You can't make a man understand something when his salary depends on his NOT understanding it.

Most of the posters here are paid by the Russian state to blog.  Don't hold it against them. 

Sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:47 | 5076501 viedoklis_lv
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If I didn't see them so much in my face, I would not stay here. But their activity here, well, they just made me stay here for a long time.

I'll be exposing US master / Cabal & Putin regime crimes and hypocrisy all over this place.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:09 | 5076634 MsCreant
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Both sides are crooked. We are so angry at our crook that we cheer their crook on. Is that hard to understand. We are bitch slapped over here. We like seeing another pimp get over. Lets us know there is hope against hope that our pimp is not the only game in town. Our pimp more directly impacts our lives. It is not a hard thing to understand.

I would wear a Vlad shirt to fuck with Obama, not to love Vlad. Do you get the difference?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:25 | 5076748 viedoklis_lv
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We are no **** to them, we shall hang them all by their balls and reform word economy to stop this nonsense of paper money - both USD, ruble, yuanj other ill shit that has nothing to do with reality of planet Earth resources.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:11 | 5076657 novictim
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You go Boy-eeeeee!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:34 | 5076428 IridiumRebel
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....not like this POS admin has people lining up to back them. However, comments online would state that the American admin is loathed 2 to 1 by the folks in the homeland.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:49 | 5076506 himaroid
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More time focused on Russia = maybe less time forkin with us.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:50 | 5076514 Dead Man Walking
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I repect him a s a Leader, but wouldn't wear a T-shirt of a murderer. What do you think he did in the KGB ?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:46 | 5077180 SystemOfaDrown
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Guess getting a t-shirt of a first world leader who kills women and children  with a drone is better?

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 11:50 | 5076515 Son of Captain Nemo
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I'll take three of those.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:09 | 5076632 ohaitieaqui
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Mickey Rourke I thought that he had only fans left in France, Jesus with Mickey russian are fucked up !!!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:11 | 5076654 MsCreant
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The second Sin City is coming out in a few months, "A Dame to Kill For." Mickey is in it. He'll be fine.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:18 | 5076696 novictim
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Everytime I watch Rourke speak, I can't help but focus on his lower lip cringing for when he will accidentally bite into it.

Thankfully, they keep his lines to a minimum and his face in the shadows.

Man, I am holding my lip just thinking about it!

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:02 | 5076965 UGrev
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I bird.. I want MY bird.. 

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:27 | 5076776 jay28elle
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i'll take one in size large, please.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 12:31 | 5076804 orangegeek
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Mickey went for the T-shirt / bib combo deal.  Now there's value.



Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:05 | 5076987 Moustache Rides
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Mickey Roarke "Where's my boird (bird)"

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:17 | 5077014 tony wilson
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just read in the tel aviv gazette that micky rourkeis not irish.

he is an arab undercover operation,it turns out he is also the new hitler and has become  the new isis spokesman.

when asked would his trade mark method of slurred speech from a lifetime of punch drunk head trauma have any impact on his message,

micky replied where am i i want to go home now.

it is clear from the jpegs above micky needs to be sectioned under the new holocaust denial mental health laws.

if he teams up with the other hitler in syria and the one in moscow that would be really dangerous imagine 3 hitlers together.

this shit gettin real folks.

for the sake of the new generation of jewish anne franks we must stop this man



Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:17 | 5077039 Perimetr
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Can I get a Putin flag, too?  Would be a nice touch for the front lawn.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:41 | 5077153 suicidalpsychologist
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for some reasons rourke looks like james franco. Ressemblance is uncanny.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 13:44 | 5077181 NuYawkFrankie
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 Mickey's always been a class act ;)

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 14:12 | 5077417 Laddie
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The ladies in my life love Vlad and Mickey, and now to read this!!!


Vlad is one of the most intriguing and competent leaders in the world today. If I have a single complaint about Vlad it was the Duma passing that ridiculous and Stalinesque law punishing those who question the veracity of the Holocaust® by 3 years hard labor. I suppose it is a concession to the gang that runs the US and most of the West. But still come on Vlad STAND UP for Mother Russia and Christ and freedom of expression, for God's sake.

Mon, 08/11/2014 - 23:09 | 5080411 TNTARG
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When the tide starts coming, it's almost impossible to stop it.

They just went too far.

The time can be too long for a lifetime, but it's gonna happend.



Mon, 08/11/2014 - 23:18 | 5080427 Harbanger
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and when it's happend, it's already too late.  PS-why don't you ever post something up front on the comments?  Is it the socialist mindset to get in line and wait for your turn?   Don't be afraid, Be bold.

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