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President Obama "Phones It In" To Explain How Well Things Are Going In Iraq - Live Feed
Mass graves - transitory. Military coups - noise. ISIS direct calls for American blood - no problem. Siding with another unelected leader without being sure - new normal foreign policy. Arming kurd fighters - sure why not. Saving a few 100 Yazidi in the name of humanitarianism (oh and the oil sshh) - priceless. We hope President Obama has had a restful morning on his vacation at Martha's Vineyard as he speaks on the latest political developments in Iraq (which last week he explained were crucial if the army was ever to fight for the 'nation' ever again). Just a reminder, the call is 'audio only' - listen hard for the calls of 'fore' in the background.
President Obama is due to speak at 1645ET (set your alarm accordingly).. and yes he is 'phoning it in'
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Guesses on how late he will be?
I say a solid 30 minutes.
Over 30
Under 30
I got your putter.. Ziiiiiiipppppp
Operation "Martha's Vineyard" will commence shortly. I assume it largly involves role playing between himself and Reggie.
Now watch this drive
Under 30, only because he is phoning it in and he can read the teleprompter without being seen reading it.
Besides, if he doesn't get it over with he won't be able to get in 18 holes before it gets dark.
He doesn't need to spend any time wiping the coke from under his nose or sobering up, when he is on the phone.
remember me in africa, when you set a monday 4pm rendezvous, they never come before wednesday evening...
must be genetical.
All that matters is Tesla worship - forget everything else. Iraq not important.
'Bammy hasn't been able to deliver on Syria, hasn't been able to deliver on the Ukraine, prolly isn't going to deliver anything on Iraq.
I doubt the bankers will be giving him a moments peace on the Vineyard this summer.
Was he forced to take a break after the front nine?
"Now watch this drive" !
Obunga Gonna tell us How it is... UP IN THERE!!!!!
"So we started bombing the shit out of Moscow. Bagdad is a good band I've been told. Are they like Big Daddy?"
What, they can't take the GoPro off the golf cart?
No Go Pro for the First Bro...it's bad optics getting snagged chain smoking Marlboro Reds in the cart outta sight. Moochele would kick his ass.
With all their healthnut BS, how's about walking the course? It's one of the true pleasures of the game! Physical and metal well being
Buuuuuuutttttt
that would take important time away from
his
short grass game he plays on his
knees
Yup. Hard to be the ball from a cart.
Fore...skin...cue Reggie
Went to write that time down but my pen is out of ink
Maliki has been sold down the river.
Hey Maliki, say hi to Gaddafi for me.
He's not the only one.
After his big golf game, he's going to go back to the palace, where he and Michele will masturbate while they watch videos of the Missouri looting (thumbs up so far, right folks!) and little Christian brown-skinned kids getting their heads chopped off by Obama's friends. (too far? thumbs down now, because Obama loves Christians, and his actions never benefit radical Islam? (scratch that, they ALWAYS benefit the murder brigades))
As I sit and reflect on this joke of a presidency I wonder how did we as a country come to be so excepting of the lies , manipulation and thievery these politicians dole out. Its not only Obama but all of congress gone for vacation when they are going to start a war? And We The People just sit back bend over and say oh yes daddy give me more lies sex and video of you fist fucking me and my country. What do we do just sit here and blog throw a few one liners and on to the next story? I t am guilty and really just a reflection of how sad we Americans are 6 years of a community organizer plus 8 years of Bush the ignorant and we are close to kissing our asses good bye.
But again just thinking out loud as I sit in Starbux enjoying a 2.55 overpriced cup of jo.
An ashamed American
Marc
You can move to St. Louis and target shoot smokies, just make sure you have a fast get away car.
He could feel better immediately if he stopped drinking that Starbucks crap. Burnt coffee causes anxiety and stomach acid. Unless you wear flannel shirts and listen to Nirvana all the time.
What about 5 toed flannel socks? That helps, no?
I searched for "5 toed flannel socks" thinking you were making it up and saw that Amazon has a full selection. WTF? Ya learn something new at ZH everyday.
What about the inbreds with polydactly? Whom do I take to court for such exclusion?
Who the hell is this Sheik Yorbooti he mentioned??
He said "Shake your booti"!
He was talking to Michelle.
I found him, he's a billioniare, and he's wants to know who the fuck are you before he answers any questions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va5_rn3vG3A
Phone in from the Bathhouse after getting his colon "worked on".
That was quick.
Bet he is already in his shorts, polo shirt, and golf shoes.
"Warm the cart up! Polish my clubs! Colt 45's on ice!"
I'd say its a perfect time for M, Michelle or Michael, take your pick, to take her/his entourage on a junket to Africa via St. Louis.
Junket to St Louis via ....
Greyhound Bus. Economy class.
ET phone home...But all we get is a fool on the other line.
All kinds o tools, for all kinds o fools.
can anyone remember the vast list of Obama screwups? Well except for giving trillions to his richest cronies that is.
Obama's job is to make the world safe for bankers. If the world is falling apart for the rest of us, well that's not his concern. With the bankers safe, he can play a little golf.
Barry has been phoning it in for 5 1/2 years.
O woah are we. When o when will it end. I'm having fantasies about mobs and flamethrowers. Fck u choom.
I swear the son biotch looks like Reg pumped him full of aids. Anyone else notice how skinny that clocksucker looks?
Not a big CNN fan, but amazing videos...
'Heroic' mission rescues desperate Yazidis from ISIShttp://www.cnn.com/2014/08/11/world/meast/iraq-rescue-mission/index.html...
Knowing CNN, it as either done on a sound stage or pirated from some other video.
http://breakingdefense.com/2014/08/isis-adapts-to-us-airstrikes-much-lik...
The NVA responded to US firepower by switching nimbly from conventional offensives to guerrilla tactics — as the so-called Islamic State seems to be doing now.
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What’s particularly critical for such forces – and what was lost on many of Mao’s lesser imitators – is the importance of being able to step back from large-scale offensives to dispersed hit-and-run tactics if the enemy suddenly gets stronger. As ideologically and culturally alien as Sunni Arab zealots are from East Asian Communists, it seems ISIS has grasped the universal applicable principle. That’s not good news.
Looks like Barry missed the memo.
He will pen in the exact time to waste rhetoric moments of your life.
Fuck Barry Fuckbama!
On second thought.....FUCK THAT....EVERYONE PISS ON BARRY FUCKBAMA
WAIT....
TAKE A SHIT ON BARRY FUCKBAMA....
phoning it in.....WHAT A TOTAL CUNT
Skype is beyond him?
Can't whoever he works for fire that no good loafer.
The skinnier he gets, the fatter Hillary gets. Damn she looks like Jabba the hut!
Meanwhile, his favorite cheerleading newspaper printed this:
15 Shocking Numbers That Will Make You Pay Attention To What ISIS Is Doing In Iraqhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/11/isis-iraq-numbers_n_5659239.html
Why the presstitute media still supports him is beyond me.