Deflation Hits Oldest Profession In The World: Hookers By The Numbers

Tyler Durden's picture

As The Economist finds, the internet is making the buying and selling of sex easier and safer (from what we have been told). But it's not all Pretty Woman... not only is the oldest profession in the world seeing prices going down (the dreaded deflation) as the shift online has boosted supply by drawing more locals into the trade; but as the following four charts show, rates vary dramatically by 'services', ethnicity, geography, build, and bust size.

 

Prostitution by the numbers... (Via The Economist)

The most striking trend our analysis reveals is a drop in the average hourly rate of a prostitute in recent years.

 

Our analysis shows how a prostitute’s hourly rate varies according to the nature of the services she provides and her reported physical characteristics. As in other bits of the economy, clients who seek niche services must pay more. Sex workers who offer anal sex or spanking earn on average $25 or $50 more per hour, respectively (see chart 2). Those who will accept two male clients at once or do threesomes with another woman command a larger premium.

 

 

Appearance matters a great deal. The customers who reported encounters to the website we analysed clearly value the stereotypical features of Western beauty: women they describe as slim but not scrawny, or as having long blonde hair or full breasts, can charge the highest hourly rates (see chart 3). Hair that is bleached too unconvincingly to be described as blonde attracts a lower premium, but is still more marketable than any other colour. For those not naturally well endowed, breast implants may make economic sense: going from flat-chested to a D-cup increases hourly rates by approximately $40, meaning that at a typical price of $3,700, surgery could pay for itself after around 90 hours. The 12% share of women featured on the site who are described both as athletic, slim or thin, and as being at least a D-cup, suggests that quite a few have already taken this route.

 

 

A prostitute’s rates also vary according to her ethnicity and nationality. What attracts a premium in one place can attract a penalty in another. According to our analysis, in four big American cities and London, black women earn less than white ones (see chart 4).

 

 

We had too few data from other cities for a reliable breakdown by ethnicity. But Christine Chin of the American University in Washington, DC, has studied high-end transnational prostitutes in several countries. In Kuala Lumpur, she found, black women command very high rates and in Singapore, Vietnamese ones do. In Dubai, European women earn the most. What counts as exotic and therefore desirable varies from place to place, and depends on many factors, such as population flows.

 

 

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So do the patriotic thing... because everyone knows deflation is a killer...

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Leonardo Fibonacci2's picture

Moar services fo my mullah: bbbj, hj, fs etc...

ACP's picture

What a quandary for the Fed...do they print more blowjobs?

knukles's picture

Price falls as more people revert to prostitution to stay alive as global economic employment opportunities rot

knukles's picture

Wonder what a Hadj job costs?

fervent in spirit's picture

This "oldest profession" bit has to be challenged.

Farming is the oldest profession.

kaiserhoff's picture

I would say bopping Grog on the head to take Grog's drum stick,

   but maybe that's just my family.

fervent in spirit's picture

Which ones were your family? The ones doing the bopping or Grog? ;-)

remain calm's picture

My name is Pancho. I work in a Rancho. Make five pesos a day. I go see Lucy. She gives me Pussy. And takess my Five pesos away

Olay

knukles's picture

BTW..... 
Paying a prostitute to kiss?
Somebody needs some serious professiional help.

Rusty Shorts's picture

The rash is healing up nicely, thank you.

Latina Lover's picture

American whores overcharge, are ugly, and under deliver.    In Costa Rica, I can find honeys who will do anything you want with a smile for a small fraction of what it costs to hire an NYC scuzbag.

gh0atrider's picture

Full services with my gh0at... only 0.100 BTC/hr.

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gh0atrider's picture

FUCK YOU!

QUIT JUNKING GH0ATRIDER YOU SIMPLETON FUCKS!

666's picture

"...black women earn less than white ones."

Will Sharpon and Co. cry racism over this and demand equal rights and prices? It's just simple economics: The Law of Supply and Demand.

Elvis the Pelvis's picture

Deflation.  Learn it, live it, love it.  Soon, even the whores won't be taking gold.  Paper is king.  Bitchez.

Squid-puppets a-go-go's picture

Everyone stop joking. If this article is true I may have to drop $20 off the price of my hairy ass

Manthong's picture

The best hooker is an ugly old one.. that way you don’t feel so bad paying a low price for sex.

..but then again chastity is gaining strength as a virtue in the Ebolobama-nation.

Davalicious's picture

American citizens should demand $20 more per hour on the basis that they swallow everything the government shoots at them. Actually, make that +$40 because they are all getting spanked.

A Nanny Moose's picture

Male porn stars earn less than females. Where is the income equality?

zhandax's picture

An inch in is worth more than an inch out?   There goes all the pill sales.  Thanks for destroying GDP this quarter!

stacking12321's picture

hey gh0atrider!

why you so full of yourself?

maybe not everyone likes to do it with ghoats. real (scots)men prefer sheep, for example.

speaking of goats, have you seen the new www.goatse.cx?

they got sued by the christmas island (.cx) domain administrar and can't have their main page up any more, so they replaced it with a video of their lawyer and his crappy DOGECOIN-related message.

fucking dogecoin!

robertocarlos's picture

The old goatse page was better.

goldflows's picture

Me fucking you in the ass and taking all your whore bitcons.

Hope your a bitch 

mt paul's picture

 

QUIT JUNKING GH0ATRIDER YOU SIMPLETON FUCKS!

 

it's his goat

giving him all the down arrows...

MsCreant's picture

You want our junk and you know it. The real tease would be to ignore you.

Never One Roach's picture

Where the chart showing the pay differentail for 'HIV -Free" ... "Ebola-free"..."Hepatitis-free".... and so on.....and opposed to the ones who are infected.

I bet the diff is steep.

Slave's picture

Is your gh0at shaved? Btw...I knew you fucked it.

Implied Violins's picture

Bitcoin land: where the men are men, the women are men, and the sheep run scared...

Dick Gazinia's picture

No.  The sheep are lying little bitches.

shouldvekilledthem's picture

Don't overreact. BTC is too complicated for these rednecks.

And they wonder why their world is fucked. Those pesky politicians and bankers steal their jobs and money. They are not stupid and conditioned to make this possible...definitely not...Pure comedy gold.

booboo's picture

Surfer friend in the 80's got laid by a nice Costa Rican hooker for 1 large can of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni. I think this is where it's heading, no pun  intended. so you single guys, stock up.

Keyser's picture

Ah, the good old days.. It ain't like that anymore...

ebear's picture

Lotta sex changes in Costa Rica.

just sayin'

Bananamerican's picture

If you gotta pay for it you're seriously fucked up...
If you've gotta sell it, same thing....

My WWII dad bragged to me how he paid for prostitutes a few times...
I always thought he was a dick for it....

Acquire some empathy...acquire some Cool....masterbate in the interim. Be patient for Christ sake.

Don't "use" people at their most vulnerable or enable their, or your own, degradation.
Develop some goddamn personal charm! Lol

Freddie's picture

+100

Great post.

I totally agree.  It is like stealing someone's soul.  Same with women in porn.   I am not being a prude - more of a humanist.

MsCreant's picture

Nice to know you men exist. As things are now, I agree. 

I am getting ready to argue for something a little shocking. I think there is a way prostitution could be done right but this culture is not ready for it. If I were running such a business, I would have the women trained in some things that looked like nursing and psychology. They would get regular counseling. They would be healers. The idea would be that you give this kind of love, acceptance, and intimacy for a while, until the client gains some health and may not need the service any more. Or need it less and have better adjusted lives.

I think if you have two healthy adults with equal power making the exchange, it can work and not be exploitation. I also think the man or woman in the client role can go into it, power down, with the understanding that there are ethics and standards that must be adhered to that protect them. It would be a real profession. What I describe is not possible in this culture for so many reasons. I support someone's right to make this adult decision, I do not think it should be illegal, but I do think it could be rethought and done as something very positive. 

We are hurt ashamed children about sex, unfortunately.

Keyser's picture

"We are hurt ashamed children about sex, unfortunately."

Your judeo-christian upbringing is showing... Based on fear, guilt and repentance...  Which is why I prefer buddhist cultures as they don't have such hangups... 

MsCreant's picture

Did you read the rest of my post? Very much not about the qualities you describe. The idea is to heal that stuff, to heal from the very culture you criticize.

Tall Tom's picture

I never used a Hooker. I never will.

 

About Ten Years ago this gal I knew came into my apartment and offered anything I wanted for $100.

 

I replied, with snark, that I ought to spank her ass for $100. She replied, "That would be better."

 

Then I told her, "LEAVE NOW."

 

That was insulting. I actually liked that girl...until that moment.

 

In fact had she just asked me for the cash I'd have probably "loaned" it to her, not expecting ever to see the cash again.

 

That said, there are Hookers at Barona Casino that will blow you for $5. Five Dollars. Just enough so that they can continue to Gamble.

 

I do not know where they got this price list. But it seems as if the prices are inflated.

 

It is a fucking sick world. I despise this place.

zhandax's picture

MsC, in view of your post, it pains me to state that under our current system, almost all of the time the guy pays for it.  Only a matter of when he pulls out the cash.

fedupwhiteguy's picture

I'll have to call B.S. on the Barona comment. No freakin way. Even low life butt ugly tweaker whores get $20.

Oliver Klozoff's picture

"About Ten Years ago this gal I knew came into my apartment and offered anything I wanted for $100."

 

A prostitute accosts a man walking down the street.

"For $100, I'll do ANYthing" she coos.

As the man eagerly reaches for his wallet he says, "Paint my house?"

X-defiler's picture

Why are you blaming perversity on Christianity?