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France's 'Recovery' In 1 Hard-To-Believe Chart

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With French government bonds trading at record low yields under 1.5%, it is hard to argue that the troubled socialist nation is 'priced' for either recovery or credit risk... but then again, thanks to Draghi's promise and domestic banks' largesse, none of that matters. With joblessness at record highs, the following chart of France's "recovery" shows near-record high bankruptcies and record-low profitability. Oh the beauty of socialism...as Europe's core diverges dramatically.

"Recovery"?

 

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The widening popularity gap between Angela Merkel of Germany and Francois Hollande of France reflects the countries’ diverging economic performances.

 

In June, the German unemployment rate fell to 5.1 percent, according to Eurostat. That is half the rate in France and the country’s best reading since reunification.

 

Source: Maxime Sbaihi of Bloomberg Briefs ( @MxSba )

 

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Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:28 | 5081962 goldhedge
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Fuck Yeah!.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:50 | 5082084 kaiserhoff
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Ebola style recovery.

The body lives, but the brain is dead.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:15 | 5082505 max2205
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Wo hoooo

Mike Mike Mike Mike

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:31 | 5081980 Inthemix96
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Don't worry France, our Caliph-in-Chief has us right behind you!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:33 | 5081990 RacerX
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Socialism: "The equal sharing of misery"

http://twg2a.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/socialismsince1917.jpg

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:37 | 5082010 The Phallic Crusader
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France is 25 years from being Francestan.

There's no recovery from that.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:39 | 5082023 holmes
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Wait till the immigrant scum start tearing down the Lourve. Maybe that will

be enough of a wake-up call for the French.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:50 | 5082082 dontgoforit
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Can Ameristan be far behind?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:17 | 5082202 N2OJoe
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That comes after Amerxico first

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:36 | 5082296 BigJim
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I thought the US is AmerAviv?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:01 | 5082407 The Phallic Crusader
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well my understanding is that it is unconscionable racism for any European people to wish to maintain their identity and culture or remain an ethnic group in their own homeland.

 

fortunately, our spiritual and moral superiors are helping us to see the light...

 

 

Of course, they are not bound by the same ethics or moral law... 

 

 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:37 | 5082015 gaoptimize
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Running out of other people's money so soon?!

And they are pinned into this.  As the economic situation worsens, the popular reaction to any attempt to curb Gov. largess when meet even more resistance.  At this point, I'd be watching private sector CAPEX and capital outflows.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:51 | 5082085 dontgoforit
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True.  And the murder rate and guillotine production rate.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:40 | 5082019 Agent P
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Hey, that's two charts! 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:43 | 5082039 KnuckleDragger-X
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We're going to follow the European model right down the toilet because, after all, they are so much smarter than we are.I can hardly wait for the inner city riots to start so our socialist masters can create even grander idea's of utopia. I call shotgun on the window seat on the train to the gulag.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:32 | 5082593 NoIdea
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Your inner city riots have started already! Are you not watching the news reports from St Louis?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:48 | 5082672 Zerozen
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"Have started"

Buddy, those riots happen from time to time, every few years, usually by one specific racial minority, and have been happening since the 1960s. Nothing new here.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 14:39 | 5082945 Kprime
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yah that racial minority actually practices the "broken window" theory of prosperity, as opposed to just talking about it.  If they didn't get jailed so often they would be monstrously prosperous.  They just can't break enough windows between sentences. Whitey is holding them back.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:43 | 5082040 Dr. Engali
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Que sera sera. Let them eat cake.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:45 | 5082045 KnuckleDragger-X
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with turd sprinkles.....

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:52 | 5082092 dontgoforit
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Skittle-pooh.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:45 | 5082046 venturen
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How many trillions did they print for their billionaires?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:45 | 5082047 youngman
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Someone is going to lose a bunch of money on those bonds...

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:47 | 5082062 Grande Tetons
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True. The poor bastard who tries to short this insanity. 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:46 | 5082051 SethDealer
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French are lazy, nothing will get them off their asses, same as Mericans

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:46 | 5082054 ebworthen
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Germany still makes stuff, and good stuff.

Too bad the U.S.A. sold out to China.

France?  Yet another fallen empire.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:55 | 5082104 GeezerGeek
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We'll know it's serious when Alsace-Lorraine secedes from France and applies for incorporation into the Reich, er, I mean into Germany.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 14:31 | 5082905 Wolferl
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Most of the Elsass today is filled with Arabs and Africans from the former French colonies. They can apply as much as they want, we don´t want them.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:29 | 5082258 yrad
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Max has a few words about that, Ebworthen. Good watch...

http://www.maxkeiser.com/

 

 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:50 | 5082073 NOTaREALmerican
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France is almost failing as long as Italy and Japan have.  Yet,  try renting a house for a week in Alsace or Provence.   

The top 10% are doing as well in France as they are in the US (or Japan or Italy).     Stop blending the economic worries of the Trash Class with the Elysium Class and Elysium Support Class.   The Trash Class is simply food for the predators and supply soldiers for the wars.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:31 | 5082575 Jack Sheet
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Right on. For shits and giggles check out the Michelin France Guide prices for high class hotels & restaurants. 450 EUR per room and night with breakfast additional at 25 EUR per head. Restaurant meal in 2star place 150EUR per head sans vin.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:50 | 5082078 smacker
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Clearly, France's failures must mean it needs some moar socialism (!)

Go to it M Hollande, we know you can oblige.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:50 | 5082079 SelfGov
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"Oh the beauty of socialism"

Oh the beauty of blindly casting blame to appeal to Glenn Beck turds.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 11:53 | 5082094 NOTaREALmerican
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True,  but besides the usual (R)etard links, there's a few (D)umbasses ones too.  But,  overall, you are right.  It increases the clicks.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:35 | 5082284 novictim
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Between the Libertard Beck fans and the Russian Troll Army, I suspect that this site has a tough time gaining any traction in increasing its viewership.Which is too bad.

What draws me is the - No Censorship!- policy which is so rare and so awesome these days. 

I had fled from Huffpo and its corporate insistence that I reveal who I am (a member of the Yatze Junta Zionist Nazi IMF paid blogesphere) and from supposedly "progressive" sites like CommonDreams that goes so far as to delete the history of dissenting comments, to "disappear" dissenters.

So ya, I actually really appreciate Zero Hedge.  Might even send a donation if I can do so without revealing my US State Department/NSA/CIA/BlackWater/Bilderberger/9-11Government paid Terrorist identity.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:04 | 5082149 Anglo Hondo
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I keep getting "Site in maintenance mode, Try again later" messages when going onto ZH.  Anyone else having this problem?

 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:05 | 5082158 dontgoforit
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It happened to me a couple of times yesterday.  Could be just an NSA update or something.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:09 | 5082171 Anglo Hondo
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C'mon NSA, speed things up, you're supposed to be the x-spurts.

 

Maybe too busy updating Iraq's "new" boots on the ground.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:16 | 5082196 novictim
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That darn Socialism! 

Why would people invent bankruptcies and depressions when Capitalism does such a great job?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:46 | 5082657 Zerozen
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Clearly, France's economic underperformance is a capitalist plot to discredit socialism!

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:22 | 5082218 theonewhowaskazu
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Short FTSE, Short EUR.

Only way FTSE can go up is if there's massive asset purchases, thereby hitting the euro. You make money either way. 

Alternatively for easier math, short FTSE long DAX.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:45 | 5082333 financialrealist
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would like to see this for the US...anyone have the data at thier fingertips?

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 12:50 | 5082364 Dead Man Walking
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Indicates Lack of Pricing power, low demand. same as usa.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:00 | 5082404 short screwed
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Obviously French taxes are too low. Maybe raising top rates to 85% will spur economic growth and lower unemoyment.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:20 | 5082532 Lea
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Austerity measures are killing the EU, barring Germany - the only country that profits from them. To pay the debt, two solutions : you sell the country bit by bit, or you raise the taxes. None is good. The end of the EU is what would be good.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:25 | 5082549 barre-de-rire
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france wont pass 2015 winter. absolutly no way.

 

when gov say to not panic, it is time to panic. after 40  years of BS? last week prime minister said with closed eyes " fall.......gonna be hard."

now you know shit has quit the anus and is flying to the fan.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:25 | 5082550 NEOSERF
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Peace....frog - Jim Morrison 

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:27 | 5082558 crazytechnician
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The simple solution is obviously to raise taxes .

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:27 | 5082559 Jack Sheet
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The low German "unemployment" is attributable to millions of shit jobs paying 450 EUR per month.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:30 | 5082567 NoIdea
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No country in Europe is socialist. Just because they are all to the left of the US does not make them socialist

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 13:43 | 5082647 Zerozen
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Technically, you are correct - even though many European governments own stakes in large firms, the economic structure is not explicitly socialist - but in spirit, what with the high taxes, ridiculous welfare/retirement benefits, mass of bureaucracy and regulation, almost every European country is socialist.

Maybe it would be better to call them radical welfare states.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 14:23 | 5082838 gcjohns1971
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How does one measure 'Socialism'?

For that matter, how does one measure, "Capitalism"?

Is Nationalist Socialism still Socialism?

Before 1939 the general answer was "Yes" and afterward, "No".   But can we honestly say that it is not?

The fact is that BOTH the US and the nations of Europe are SOCIALIST of the Nationalist variety. 

If they weren't you would not have such regulatory regimes.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 14:14 | 5082807 gcjohns1971
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Well, I see Hollande and Merkel's popularity compared, along with their respective economic and international policies.

Where is the comparison with the "other" great European Power, Russia?

Of course, the idea of annexation of foreign territories - even by referendum - as a tool to increase approval rating may not sit well with the rest of Europe.

I believe that both France and Germany - not to mention Italy - have peripheral ethnic territories outside their borders.

Be careful what you wish for.

Tue, 08/12/2014 - 15:31 | 5083244 Obamanism
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