Stocks Give Up 'Putin-Folded' Gains - Tumble To Last Week's 'NATO Threat' Levels

Tyler Durden's picture

Last Thursday's comments from NATO's Rasmussen on Russian incursions into Ukraine sent stocks reeling... and then the pre-announced end of Russia's military drill sent stocks soaring. All the while Treasuries oscillated in a relatively tight range, unmoved by equity's manic moves. Today, as Russian convoys sit 'aggressively' at the border, Israel plans new fight with Gaza as truce ends, and Iraq is escalating, stocks are fading back to last week's NATO levels (as the dollar, long-end bonds, and gold are all sliding).


We bounced off this level earlier...

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_ConanTheLibertarian_'s picture

A manic period is usually right at the top of the market. Crash coming in 3...2...1

Eyeroller's picture

From your lips to God's ears.  Been waiting years to buy in cheap (yeah, yeah, and missed out on the bull).

Bloppy's picture

Sorry, celeb obits are the priority. War, depression, stock bubbles can be safely ignored:

Dr. Engali's picture

Moar war (and golfing) will fix everything.

Winston Churchill's picture

Your on to something there Doc.

Bomb craters turned into sand traps, enough to give Krugman a wood(ie).

NoDebt's picture

OT; Who lies the most on their resumes?  People in financial services.  Least shocking headline ever, perhaps, but at least it's official now.

"So, you won an olympic medal in Volleyball?"

"Yes, I did"

"It says 1980.... weren't you 12 years old then?"

"I'd rather focus on how proud I am of the of the hard work I put in to attain such a prestigious accomplishment."


Eyeroller's picture

Who lies the most?

Candidates for President.

fonzannoon's picture

take a look at kate spade today. following coach and kors. even the mid/high end is trading down. margins in all sorts of companies getting slammed. the bernak yellen better announce QE5 where instead of bawnd buying they just flat out buy spy.

Squid Viscous's picture

good eye fonz... i am hiding in Tesla, Netflix, Twatter and LinkedIn... they seem like safe bets for any downturn?

Dr. Engali's picture

Pffffttttttt. Who needs a big old expensive purse to carry the BernankenYellen's digital funny money?  We CONsumers can carry that in our phones. Real estate is where it's at:

Dr. Venkman's picture

Perhaps Yellen should just buy truck loads of purses. Or would that make him gay?

qazwsx's picture

So... scottrade has been down for hours ha! I'm sure they just lost a ton of clietns today. 

q99x2's picture

Tell Yellen to shake her mouse. The software will resume.

nosoeawe's picture

bought spy calls right after zero put this out. 

as of right now, my spy calls are trading in the green.

thanks zero and the zero hedge effect. works damn near every single time



nosoeawe's picture

just sold the spy calls.


thanks zero!


forget about the usd/jpy carry trade.


the zero hedge effect carry trade is 4-5.


i'll pick up some gold w/my proceeds.


see you tomorrow zero!

SheepDog-One's picture it all back to about even by close anyway.

BeansBulletsBandaids's picture

I thought it was Tuesday. Stocks can't go down on a Tuesday...

smcapmachine's picture

Why write articles like this when they're voided 2 hours later. Waste your time doing some real research and less useless reporting