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Deja vu all over again as the 30Y Treasury yield plunges to new 15-month lows (a 3.19% handle!), the US equity market presses on to highs...

 

 

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Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:43 | 5093449 db51
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*yawn*

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:46 | 5093471 Bloppy
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US news media reaches Peak Moron: Kardashian baby girl vs Yazidi baby girl - which one matters?

http://tinyurl.com/mvdp8ng



Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:50 | 5093493 max2205
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Belgium must be loading up agai

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 19:58 | 5094924 espirit
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This is your hockey stick on Viagra, the other - not so much.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:51 | 5093846 Berspankme
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How the hell do you sell 30yr paper at this yield...........oh....wait.... never mind

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:58 | 5093876 brushhog
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You sell it with the right hand and buy it with the left.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:04 | 5093911 SAT 800
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Sold two ZB basis Sept. @140.03- Short. This market likes to reverse on spike highs and lows and double tops and bottoms.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:45 | 5093456 jubber
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rumours Russians have crossed into Ukraine hitting the tapes , couold be interesting if true !

So @RolandOliphant and I just saw a column of APCs and vehicles with official Russian military plates cross border into Ukraine.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:55 | 5093520 Squid Viscous
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yes = hit the tape and the SPX bounced 2 points. good call!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:00 | 5094938 espirit
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...and I saw a Unicorn shitting Skittles.

Now, which to believe?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:02 | 5094949 espirit
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Dup - Maintenance Mode redirect to Utah.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:46 | 5093465 Bam_Man
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Behold his (Mr. Yellen's) mighty hand!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:47 | 5093473 Dr. Engali
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Let me know when they get to 2.5% and I'll start to offload some.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:50 | 5093496 Stoploss
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Sure would suck to find out re-hypothecation found it's way into the bond complex.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:54 | 5093514 NoDebt
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Chicken.  I was thinking something with a 1 handle on it.

It's like the old Stooges routine:  

JAPAN!  Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch.....

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:57 | 5093539 Dr. Engali
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Greed kills my friend. I never try to capture it all.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:08 | 5093585 NoDebt
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I'm talking long term (years, perhaps decades).  Short term I have no idea.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:21 | 5093653 negative rates
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Then you have no idea long term, cause there aint gonna be no long term, not as you envision it.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:00 | 5093887 4shzl
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Very funny and very apt.  I love that routine.

And no, I wouldn't be surprised to see a 1 handle before the next melt down/up is over.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:47 | 5093478 screw face
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MOAR DATA....bitchez

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:52 | 5093506 Jayda1850
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I'm still trying to figure out who, besides the FED of course, is buying all this shit. Becoming more convinced that there will be no great rotation. Markets have become so complacent that alot of people are not even taking profits on current positions for fear of missing anymore upside, only adding to new ones. When markets are propped up, people are just going to sit on positions knowing there is a "artificial" limit on losses before intervention kicks in.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:01 | 5093552 LawsofPhysics
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yes, an implicit promise by TPTB to cover any risk/losses by stealing from the taxpayers...

 

"winning"

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:13 | 5093613 Jayda1850
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The FED's actions over the past 5 years and the "market"'s reactions are more clear examples of classical conditioning than anything Pavlov and his dogs could ever come up with.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:42 | 5094349 Implied Violins
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Every time someone says 'BTFD' I start drooling. I used to only do that while napping.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:39 | 5093755 Phat Stax
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you mean a "permanently high plateau?"

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:52 | 5093508 papaswamp
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Totally unrelated..sort of. Reporters stating seeing Russian APCs crossing into Ukraine.
https://twitter.com/shaunwalker7/status/499985823274917889

@shaunwalker7: So @RolandOliphant and I just saw a column of APCs and vehicles with official Russian military plates cross border into Ukraine.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 14:53 | 5093516 Squid Viscous
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bullish, lower rates mean more home buyers, Larry Yun said so on Joomberg Radio the other day

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:00 | 5093545 LawsofPhysics
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"Cleanest dirty shirt bitchez"....

 

(and $100 loafs of bread)

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:14 | 5093618 CHX
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Cleanst is debatable, I'd rather say the strongest fabric...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:03 | 5093557 Keltner Channel Surf
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Awful trading day, just pathetic vacation-season low-volume horsecrap.  Today's charts look like EKGs of bored middle-schoolers in art class – largely comatose, with occasional lapses into consciousness.  Took 3 hours to get 3 pennies on a trade.  Unlike the aforementioned middle-schoolers, for me September can’t come soon enough . . .

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:05 | 5093566 ebworthen
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Ah yes...black tulips...people will pay anything for black tulips.

S&P 666 true valuation.  Tulips are priceless.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:23 | 5093664 negative rates
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Ain't that roses yee all er talkin about.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:30 | 5093700 El Vaquero
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He's talking about black hookers.  You know what's better than roses on your piano?  Tulips on your organ!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:08 | 5093579 SheepDog-One
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'Stawks rise on Europe data' is the nonsense I'm seeing on the financial whore media headlines.....there is no shame left.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:11 | 5093600 Dr. Engali
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"Stawks and Bawnds Rise Because Currency is Dying" is a more appropriate title.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:35 | 5093728 huggy_in_london
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fuck those pricks

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:12 | 5093608 CHX
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Well some unfortunate souls will hold a bag of (bonds and/or stox bought at an FATH) one of these days/weeks/months/years(???)... The music plays on and on until...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:17 | 5093635 Catullus
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Nothing to do with the fact that people can't make delivery on swaps.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:18 | 5093636 4shzl
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TBT = max pain as the squeeze goes on, and on, and on . . . 

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:18 | 5093639 sodbuster
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It's all good!!!..............Untill it ain't!!!!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:21 | 5093654 Elliptico
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Fucking Belgians!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:35 | 5093736 Bear
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Let's invade!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:25 | 5093673 I Write Code
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Well, well.  Article the other day that maybe China wants to sell some of their trillion dollars or so in bonds.  Low yield means high price, China will make a profit, damned capitalists!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:41 | 5093773 Tenshin Headache
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I have been wrong many times before, but I think we are about done with this bounce in the S&P.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:20 | 5094005 Simplifiedfrisbee
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Making my debut on market predictions. The market is undervalued. Central monetary policy is very strong and risk is contained. I'm liking the situation in Europe. I'm bullish on volatility. It simply means more monetary policy generated.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:12 | 5094235 Ariadne
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He who makes lolcats finds snakes in the grass

If your cabal controls 66.6% of the wealth its pretty easy to squeeze the 99% with the rest.

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