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Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:11 | 5093605 nicoacademia
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maybe should start a hamas rockets fired into israel counter.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:15 | 5093620 Herd Redirectio...
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Why not measure something more objective, like $ value of property that has been destroyed, first by 'Hamas', and then by the IDF?

Could be interesting, no?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:15 | 5093625 Latina Lover
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Life today in Amerika.   Embrace the Suck.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:22 | 5093659 Sudden Debt
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If you look to those vids, you could say it's happening in south africa or the middle east... But it's America. You do have to read the caption to know the location in the world.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:37 | 5093740 Arius
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increadible .... i thought america would be different .... these people were given a great privilege a great chance but it seems they just through it away ... sad, really sad

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:42 | 5093783 Keyser
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Laziness, avarice and stupidity are a bitch, especially if you have no marketable skills... 

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:07 | 5093923 ebworthen
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DEVO:  "Don't Shoot, I'm a man!"

"They'll hunt you down
And taze you, bro
For playing with the rules..."

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:14 | 5093961 Socratic Dog
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I looked at that cartoon, and I didn't know whether it was in Gaza, or Ferguson.  That gave me pause....

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:14 | 5094252 Sages wife
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Or E. Ukraine.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 18:28 | 5094554 Paveway IV
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Image credit: Cartoon by Jon Kudelka, The Australian, 2004. From a postcard representing ‘Behind the Lines’, a travelling exhibition developed and presented by the National Museum of Australia.


During the 2004 battle for Fallujah in Iraq, NBC cameraman Kevin Sites filmed a marine shooting an insurgent in a mosque. Jon Kudelka’s cartoon (published in The Australian) references this event and points to the similarities between shooting images and people, something we recognise through that common language.

The insurgent was actually an unarmed, wounded prisoner. One of five wounded insurgents that were placed in the mosque by marines the night before for evacuation. They were forgotten about and different marines arriving the next morning assumed they were armed and hostile. Except for the one they executed.

Which is what happens when you have the IDF train marines.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:50 | 5094164 Chuck Walla
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They have a marketable skill, voting. Very valuable to the statist of choice.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:28 | 5094300 Dugald
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Its what happens when elections become circuses...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:23 | 5093662 pods
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What is even worse is that this is just the tip. 

Wait till social handouts stop.  


OT:  That anastasia date woman is quite attractive.  


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:26 | 5093675 Karlus
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I dont get that anastasia date woman. What have you been googling lately to get that banner.


I have a 2014 Sonata hybrid on the left and a mini for $234/mo on the right and a buick on the top.


I guess I may not be searching for the right stuff

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:31 | 5093689 ZerOhead
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Could be worse... I'm getting "Chicks with Dicks" ads on the left and "anti-depression medication" ads on the right.

I still don't understand how taking pills is going to make the economy any better...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:34 | 5093716 SilverDOG
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I am using ghostery and adblock and have absolutely -0- ads.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:30 | 5094301 SafelyGraze
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the ads support zh

so de-install that ghostery plug-in

the fellowhsip of congressional pages and interns

click on *our* link if you are a legislator

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 18:43 | 5094651 fedupwhiteguy
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i yo tambien!!! get with the plan bitchez!!!! surf smart...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:35 | 5093730 pods
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Take the latter to help you forget about the former.

Or vice versa, your call.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:42 | 5094131 PoliticalRefuge...
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.. "Chicks with Dicks" ads on the left and "anti-depression medication" ads on the right"..

..Fools to the left of me, jokers to the right.. stuck in the middle with you..

yeah.. ghostery and adblock eliminates those pesky, somewhat embarrassing reminders of who we really are- life is tough enough without naggerrs reminding us.

Fox redneck cheer squad better wake up to who's next on the list, right now they are probably rooting for an air strike.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:30 | 5093698 pods
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idk, this is work too. Figured it was you perverts.  Usually I get fishing stuff or Boca bearings ads.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:50 | 5094168 grgy
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Thankfully, I don't have any of that shit popping up.  I installed Ghostery.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:07 | 5094232 MarsInScorpio
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That was the right decision:


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:27 | 5093680 LawsofPhysics
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Bingo, compared to black-on-black crime, this kind of injustice is but a drop in a very large bucket.  Still injustice is injustice is injustice (just ask John Corzine about "justice" in America).

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:32 | 5093705 Terminus C
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just us.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:40 | 5093768 kchrisc
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They've just been practicing on the blacks.

They are now bringing it the white community.

However, we white Americans do not have a high motivation for looting or destroying our own communities, shoot much, much better, and we know where treasonous criminals live.

An American, not US subject.


"See you on the battlefield, as I'm not going camping."

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:05 | 5093918 lasvegaspersona
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The problem with blaming the victims of police violence today is that tomorrow it could/will be you. Once these gangs in blue get a taste for blood they can't stop. Did you not watch the Sopranos? "Have you tried eating just one?"

I'm super white, no record, too old to be dangerous and a physician and they treat me like I'm below them. It is an attitude of superiority we should fear from the police.

In no way do I think throwing bottles full of gasoline at police lines is a good idea.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:43 | 5094352 hidingfromhelis
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First, they came for the...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 19:52 | 5094899 NoPension
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These amped up pigs, and it's everywhere, are getting out of hand.
They want a war.......

I watched that no good piece of shit throw the Huff Post reporter out of the McD's and wanted to shoot my tv. Just the fact they think they can act like that IS the problem. I can't fucking wait til one or two gets popped. Let's get this party started. Fuck em. All. We either get this shit fixed now, or learn to be their bitch forever.

Ship these goons over to the Middle East and let em go up against ISIS. Maybe a couple heads on pikes will teach them who THEY work FOR.

God damn I'm mad over this.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:33 | 5093717 NOZZLE
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Loosers, I got a $15,000 Thermador gas range on the right and $6,000 Miele ovens on the left.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:50 | 5093741 pods
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Next time let's hope you get an ad for a dictionary.



Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:36 | 5094103 Things that go bump
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I have a Miiele dishwasher. Its my domestic goddess - its so good I probably should sacrifice small animals to it and offer it libations.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:38 | 5094115 pods
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Miiele?  I've never heard of that part of Mexico.

Learn something new every day I guess?


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:51 | 5095157 drdolittle
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I have a kitchenaide and it gets the job done. Miiele great stuff though?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:51 | 5094398 yogibear
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LOL, are you looking for a prize? 

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:59 | 5093888 AGuy
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"Wait till social handouts stop."


The handouts will never stop. its just their buying power will diminsh to nothing as the print the dollar to ZNDW (Zero Net Dollar Worth)


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:02 | 5093898 Da Yooper
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where is the sacrificial dead dog


cops always kill the dog first

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:24 | 5093669 Dr. Richard Head
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426 deaths by police were "voluntarily" reported nationwide last year, 398 the year before, and 392 the year before that -

Considering the number is reported on a voluntary basis, David Klinger, Professor of Criminology at University of MO, says that is only about 25% of the actual shooting deaths by police in the USSA.  Compare this to the 1,500 officers killed in the line of duty in the past ten years. 

Protect and to serve for the police means to protect and serve their bretheren.  The only interactions I ever have with the police are them reaching into my pocket for cash (through the courts of course) or them trying to find a reason to search me or my property.  The only time I EVER needed the police was to fill out a police report after getting jumped by 5 guys.  That police report was then consequently lost by the officer as he had better things to do, like shake motorists down for money and such. 


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:30 | 5093694 I am more equal...
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As a self-identifed Doctor of Dick Heads, you probably got what you deserved. 

Being a dick head gets you dicked.

Suck the dick head.  Deeper!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:35 | 5093729 Terminus C
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Go fuck yourself troll.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:42 | 5093778 Dr. Richard Head
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I actually blame the gal I was dating who was still, unbeknownst to me, dating someone else at the same time and he didn't like it.  In any event, dick or not, it is no excuse for the trigger happy piggies that steal my property for victimless "crimes."  Oh yeah, and fuck your man pussy.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:22 | 5094279 I am more equal...
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Your inadequacy is the cause for her seeking fulfillment other places.  

I'm certain it was the cop's fault that you possessed stolen property.


Terminus, who appointed you lord of the manor.  This is fight club. The only troll here is your mother.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:56 | 5094432 PhilofOz
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Your obvious objective is to collect downvotes which makes you a troll, nothing to do with fight club.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 18:28 | 5094589 I am more equal...
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Terminus, is PhilofOz your mother?

The three of you, Dick Head, Terminus and PhilofOz are losers.

If you read Dick Head's story you get a sense he hangs out on the bad side of town. 

5 guys jumped him?  Where was he that 5 guys jumped him? 

I'm sure he had just left church and satan and his demons attacked him on the steps of the church.

Dick Head writes:  The only time I EVER needed the police was to fill out a police report after getting jumped by 5 guys.  That police report was then consequently lost by the officer as he had better things to do, like shake motorists down for money and such.

When the default line is the police are 'evil' and its their fault I didn't get justice, again, that screams "trailer trash"

Then comes Terminus and PhilofOz to Dick Head's defense. That story must resonate with you.

I don't look for negative or positive responses.  I'll say it like it is and if you don't like it, go fuck your mother.  It should be something you've done before.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:34 | 5093723 Terminus C
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So you are saying deaths by police is a pandemic more virulent than ebola...  Though like ebola, the number of true cases is not known by us plebs.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:46 | 5093811 pods
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Yeah, if you think about it, you are much more likely to be killed by a cop than EEEEEEEEEEEbola.  (Thanks McM)

It is like sharks.  People lose their shit about sharks and yet drowning is a far greater risk than sharks.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:01 | 5093900 Dr. Richard Head
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So not only do the central banks control risk analysis and price discovery of the markets, but risk analysis of danger and harm is controlled by Shark Week and the MSM.  I tend to agree.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 18:10 | 5094504 yogibear
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Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:53 | 5095162 drdolittle
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My brother in law is a cop and  a good guy. He's told me they have a ticket quota per shift. Something like 25 pre shift. So most of their time is spent ticketing. Forward!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:01 | 5094943 TeethVillage88s
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Latina Lover;

Just another Mafia Trick.

Today, many US people still trust businesses, corporations & Government... but we see how they lie multiple ways to get us into Wars... IF government lies to start wars, hell corporations will do ANYTHING.

Truman was investigating War Department Fraud in like 1938 or something.

Controlling all Media & History Books in K-12 is another Mafia Trick... Maybe Franco or Mussolini reminded them (Kissinger, Allen Dulles, Wild Bill, Zbigniew Brzezinski), but Catholic History would do just as well. Maybe all Empires are like Mafias Racketeering.

Unfortunately we are starting to look like Chinese Government and Chinese society.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:23 | 5093666 toady
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Possibly, but it could be argued that Hamas owns nothing of value, while the Jews would argue all of their possessions are priceless .

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:36 | 5093737 Terminus C
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I could argue that I was the first person on Mars, in my own space ship but that would not make my argument valid.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:50 | 5093810 FeralSerf
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It's been said that a Jewish fingernail is more valuable than a million Arabs.

Baruch Goldstein, an American-born Israeli physician and religious extremist, murdered 29 unarmed Palestinian Muslim worshipers and wounded another 125 in cold blood as they were worshiping in 1994.

Rabbi Yaacov Perin also announced at Baruch Goldstein's funeral that "One million Arabs are not worth a Jewish fingernail."

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:48 | 5094158 BigJim
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Nice people.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:23 | 5094282 FeralSerf
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With friends like them, why would you need enemies?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:01 | 5093892 XitSam
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You're implying that for a war to be moral, or justified, or fair or some such nonsense, that both sides must have an equal amount of destruction.  What an ignorant fuck you are.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:51 | 5093850 Inthemix96
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I take it English isnt your first language nico?


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 18:54 | 5094699 1stepcloser
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Oh its just Boris under a different account..

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:13 | 5093609 Citxmech
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Exept in Ferguson, the cop would probably shoot the alleged perp to death and then shoot the reporter.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:15 | 5093623 Dr. Engali
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A day in the life of a swat team member: Shoot the perp, smash the camera, shoot the journalist, kill a few puppies, and go home to beat the wife and call it a day.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:17 | 5093629 Latina Lover
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Don't forget about the torture porn...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:20 | 5093641 22winmag
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Steroids, opiates, and alcohol to kill the pain and bury the guilt.


Coke, coffee, and meth to wake up and do it all over again.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:44 | 5093794 kchrisc
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Sociopaths do not suffer from guilt.

An American, not US subject.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 19:59 | 5094932 NoPension
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In the spirit of total honesty, my life and my views do not " align" with the black community.

But on this issue, I'm your soul brother. Good job pigs. Bringing America together.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:19 | 5093640 JuliaS
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Don't shoot, don't tell policy.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:19 | 5093642 youngman
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I think the USA would be a much better place if the Police did shoot more perps....less perps...less crime....a better way to raise your of dirtbags...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:23 | 5093660 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I think the USA would be a much better place if the Police did shoot more perps....less perps...less crime....a better way to raise your of dirtbags...

It doesn't work very well when the police are the criminal dirtbags.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:36 | 5093743 Richard Chesler
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Perp = not a member of the criminal bankster/political class.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:25 | 5093676 Citxmech
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Sure - fuck those irritating 4th and 5th amendments and all . . .  

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:27 | 5093679 seek
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Crime rates in the US are close to, if not the lowest they've ever been. 1% of the population is incarcerated, and 25% of the world's prison population is within the US.

At this point killing people has no return on crime rate, and more importantly, doesn't allow them to be exploited for profit, either as slave labor or as justification for private prisons to charge taxpayers for their care.

In short, shooting perps pretty much sucks as a plan according to all parties involved and any metric used to measure success. Maybe the undertakers would approve, that's about it.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:30 | 5093695 Karlus
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Agreed. New court sentencing procedures is to provide criminal pop-rocks, cotton candy, or a big chocolate bar depending on the crime committed.

Capital crime deserves a spin on the wheel! Johnnnny, tell 'em what they won!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:37 | 5093745 seek
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I think you confused court with INS hearings. In court, a citizen can bake brownies with 1/2 ounce of pot and face life in prision, but with INS, cross the border illegally with MS13 to help import drugs, then you get the chocolate bar and a pat on the head.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:50 | 5094165 p00k1e
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"slave labor"

Forced work programs were recently passed for EBT recipients.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:11 | 5094980 NoPension
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It's like Christmas for these fuckers. They got all these cool toys and costumes, and want to play.
And they do think they're Superior Citizens.

Chris Dorner exposed these douce bags for the Keystone cops they are. Shooting everything including old women Korean paper gals. When it comes back on them,and the uniform IS the target, then we'll see how bad they are.
Keep pushing the American Citizen, otherwise known as your subservient bitch.

And don't feed me this shit about it's only a few bad apples. Bull, it's always been like this, but now with the new toys and out of control blessing by .gov through Homeland Security, they just strut it out in the open now.

Look up the stats on how many FBI shootings there have been over the last 20 years, which laughably, they investigate themselves. 100% justified shootings. Yeah, right. Your perfect, I forgot.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:27 | 5094295 FeralSerf
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And if they just shot a lot more people at random, think how many more parking places there would be for those of us they missed!

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:20 | 5093645 tickhound
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Da police shooting citizens, news crews shooting the scene... meanwhile WallStreet and their politicians dance.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:24 | 5093672 Cruel Aid
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Sounds like Rome towards the end

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:19 | 5093646 viedoklis_lv
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Zionists broke truce with Gaza when they started to kidnap/arrest 500 palestinians even parlament members and bombed house killinig 11 including 4 childre - and that all as "investigation" regardin 3 kidnapped teens that later was found dead and no evidence that hamas did it.

What hamas offer as truce conditions are absolutley reasonable and you can read them out here:


Now, regarding zionist policy - it it they who created Hamas because they attacked civilians till they started to resist occupation force in violent way, this way zionist could rationalize further occupation, annexation and killings of palestinians in order to fulfill their plan to de-arabise Palestina.

"NOAM CHOMSKY: ...I was just quoting the chief of staff—this is thirty years ago, virtually no Palestinian terrorism in Israel, virtually. He said, “Our policy has been to attack civilians.” And the reason was explained—you know, villages, towns, so on. And it was explained by Abba Eban, the distinguished statesman, who said, “Yes, that’s what we’ve done, and we did it for a good reason. There was a rational prospect that if we attack the civilian population and cause it enough pain, they will press for a,” what he called, “a cessation of hostilities.” That’s a euphemism meaning cessation of resistance against Israel’s takeover of the—moves which were going on at the time to take over the Occupied Territories. So, sure, if they—“We’ll kill enough of them, so that they’ll press for quiet to permit us to continue what we’re doing.” "


Yes, that is ethnic cleansing as they did it before Israel was established.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:23 | 5093661 viedoklis_lv
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Regarding Israel aggresion to Palestinians I recommend to study what these people have to say:

Gideon Levy

Henry Siegman

Norman Finkelstein

Noam Chomsky

Miko Peled

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:53 | 5094180 BigJim
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Sorry, any facts that make Israel look bad are - by definition! - antisemitic.

Why you hate the Jooooos? Is you a nazi? or a filthy Mooooselem?

Go put the KKK hood back on, Israelis have a right to all Arab land because Jews invented cheezewhip.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:23 | 5093667 CharliePrince
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did the cop really shoot the kid in the back ????

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:28 | 5093684 Citxmech
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I heard the kid was shot once, he managed to run a bit, then held his hands up in the air and was then shot 6 or 7 more times.  No calls for medical assitance were made by the cop and no one was allowed to offer any aid. 

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:29 | 5093692 bardot63
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Don't know.  But do know Sec. of State and katsup heir John Kerry did, who bragged about it when he shot in the back a fleeing (supposed) enemy soldier in Rep. S. Vietnam, and then put himself in for a commendation.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:33 | 5093714 seek
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No one knows for sure. Thanks to anonymous we do know that the cop called his friends for backup but never called in the shooting -- the dispatcher found out about the shooting from the news.

The cop also never called for EMS, either. They were called in by others in the area... and the police didn't allow EMS treat the shooting victim when the arrived.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:54 | 5094185 BigJim
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I'm sure it was all just a misunderstanding.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:02 | 5094194 Jack4952
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The first shot missed and was discovered by a witness shortly thereafter lodged in the wall of a building, within a few feet of where she had been standing. This first shot apparently scared the hell out of everybody, so people (including Brown and Johnson) starting running away or ducking for cover. The police officer then fired another round, which hit Brown in the back. Brown halted, immediately put his arms in the air and turned around to face the police officer, but the police officer (running toward Brown and Johnson) fired approximately 9 more shots hitting Brown in the chest and face. (Brown lay on the ground uncovered for over one hour, so many people viewed his wounds and confirmed the shot into the back and others to the face and chest.

A few sources:




Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:30 | 5094308 FeralSerf
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The police officer will be awarded a few weeks off with full pay while the incident is "investigated".

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:25 | 5093677 bardot63
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Note the media, which has ingored, belittled or lied about every crime committed by the US government against its people {IRS. NSA, Open Borders, ad nauseum} doesn't handle things so well when it (media) is pushed around by government.  Reporters today are cowards, liars, whores and pimps and they are just getting a little taste of what the rest of us have to live with everyday.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:27 | 5093683 Gringo Viejo
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If you look at virtually any magazine that caters to the police, you'll see ads for pharma drugs that are essentially "speed". So you've got guys who are amped up on drugs legally carrying deadly weapons.

But you can't; even if you're stone sober. Go finger...............

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:21 | 5094015 lasvegaspersona
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Who can't? I can!

Or maybe you live in one of the communist states that have already stripped you of you unassailable liberties. Too bad, you should have fought that proble early.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:02 | 5094210 ThisIsBob
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Cops always have the best drugs.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:29 | 5093686 Let them eat iPads
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Don't tape me, bro.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:30 | 5093696 FieldingMellish
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"We may have shot some folks."

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:30 | 5093699 NOZZLE
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What time of night this youth get shot and why was he in a place where he got shot and what was the reason the cop confronted him in the first place?

And how is he getting accidentally shot a justification for anyone else destroying someone else's property or looting their property?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:24 | 5094029 Socratic Dog
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Blame the victim.  Always a solid tactic in the USSA.

That poor, poor policeman.  I so feel for him and his victimized family.  Can I contribute?

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:46 | 5094152 Jack4952
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He was shot at approximately 2:15 PM on a clear, sunny Saturday afternoon, while walking down the street with his friend Dorian Johnson on his way from his parent's apartment (where he lived) to his grandmother's house.

The two black men were yelled at by a white police officer  in his police car, supposedly for walking ON the street near the sidewalk, rather than ON the sidewalk itself. 

Earlier reports that Brown or Johnson may have stolen food from a local convenience store were later proved to be false. Witnesses have confirmed that the police officer drove close to them in his police car, with the passenger side of the police car nearest to the 2 black men. Some people have claimed that the police officer attempted to place Michael Brown into the back of the police car, while other state that the police officer merely opened the driver's side door as he ordered the two men to get ON the sidewalk, which they ignored and continued to walk on.

Several eyewitnesses stated that the police officer the fired one shot while still inside or in the door way of his police car. This first shot missed and was dicovered by a witness shortly thereafter lodged in the wall of a bulding, within a few feet of where she had been standing. This first shot apparently scared the hell out of everybody, so people (including Brown and Johnson) starting running away or ducking for cover. The police often fired another round, which hit Brown in the back. Brown halted and turned around to face the police officer, immediately put his arms in the air, but the police officer (ruunning toward Brown and Johnson) fired approximately 9 more shots hitting Brown in the chest and face. (Brown lay on the ground uncovered for over one hour, so many people viewed his wounds. Police admit that neither Brown nor Johnson was armed; and the police officer has NOT claimed (so far) that he believed the two men to be armed. According to the police, Brown was over 30 feet fom the police car when he was shot, but the precise distance between Brown and police often when the final, fatal rounds were fired has not been released.



Those are the "facts" known so far, from eyewitnesses and the police.


Fri, 08/22/2014 - 00:39 | 5094974 NOZZLE
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Fuck you Jackoff, you are a goddam liar and what we know now proves it.

Living in Chicago I can tell you with cerntainty that anytime some hood rat shoots a kid walking down the street or some other innnocent bystander there are no riots and no one cares.  

No one knows what happened here and the last thing I trust are statements from ghetto dwellers or cops.

Truth is out there somewhere.  And fuck everyone for down arrowing me for havnig the nerve to ask questions.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:58 | 5094199 ThisIsBob
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When you cant' destroy what you want, destroy what you can.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:32 | 5093708 kchrisc
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Don't call the police, because only the gun and badge thugs will show up like here:

and here:

The gun and badge thugs are chief executers of the DC US' treasonous war against the American people.

An American, not US subject.


The American  people really need to realize that a choice is coming whether they like it or not: They can wither away in poverty and misery with everyday a fight to just survive or fight to take back the county, the American country, from these treasonous criminals and murderers.

The choice is coming: Persecution or Revolution.

The Four Rs
Rejection: Quit paying, quit obeying, quit playing
Revolution: It is inevitable, so prepare, as they are.
Retribution: The guilty must answer for their crimes against the American people and the Constitution.
Restoration: Restore the American people, country and Constitutional republic.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:44 | 5093798 22winmag
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Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick! I thought I had seen it all.


Stay alert, stay "sharp", and keep "honing" your skills.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:39 | 5094332 kchrisc
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Yeah, my dad was incredulous about the one with the 86 year-old lady being tortured in her bed and then tazed. He just knew it was a hoax or big lie, but it wasn't.

Don't call the police, as there are only gun and badge thugs now. Don't EVER, EVER, EVER, talk to them either.


True story: My dad has a friend of about 40 who is a veteran and suffers from several ailments related to being in the military. The friend has several prescriptions for his ailments including a few for pain--narcotics.

About three months ago a gun and badge thug pulled the friend over for some lie that the thug made up. Turns out that he knew the friend had just picked up his prescriptions, so the thug was most likely tipped off by someone at the pharmacy. Needless to say, the friend, being naive, allowed a "search," as he had "nothing to hide." However, the thug confiscated his prescriptions and arrested the poor man for "possession."

Now get this, while the friend was locked up, the thugs had his live-in girlfriend bring him the very same meds that he was locked up for. This was technically a crime, because the prescriptions were not in her name. Then upon release on bail a few days later the thugs returned all of his meds except the one he was arrested for and it was not on the inventory sheet--the first thug had stolen it.

Now the friends is out thousands of dollars and of course the treasonous "persecutor" is throwing the book at him and trumping up more charges in the hopes that he will cry "uncle" and plead to a "lesser charge."

Needless to say, but my dad’s friend, who thought my dad a little off because of his comments and attitudes about the gun and badge thugs, is now wide-awake.

In the mean time I have looked up in the public record all of those involved, and my guillotine list has gotten longer.

Fri, 08/15/2014 - 11:50 | 5097948 Socratic Dog
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Unfortunately, it takes personal experience for a lot of people to learn bloody near anything.

I've always preferred to learn from other people's misfortunes than my own.  I've never been shot by a cop, or witnessed a shooting, but for my own protection and that of my family I assume they are all murderous thugs.  Until proven otherwise.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:33 | 5093713 Spastica Rex
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Great cartoon.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:38 | 5093758 22winmag
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It takes balls as big as grapefruits to film cops.


Even that lady who got stomped in her own front yard had 'em.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:40 | 5093772 Yen Cross
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   I wish all the derps filming the perps would smarten up and take the party to Wall Street. There's plenty of trading rooms and banks in Manhattan full of unconvicted fellons that need to be filmed.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:44 | 5093796 q99x2
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Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:44 | 5093800 himaroid
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Is is just ZH, or is the citizenry waking up? They seem at least a little more concerned.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:51 | 5094170 PoliticalRefuge...
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Na.. it's just pre season for the NFL, once it's for keeps- well you know the drill.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:46 | 5093813 yochananmichael
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Yes we should keep a tab of how much jewish, Christian, Buddhist , Hindu, Sikh , Yezidi, and Zoroastrian property has been destroyed by the islamonazis invaders worldwide

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:51 | 5093838 czarangelus
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The same "Islamonazis" the Jews have been arming, training, and funding for decades? Right just checking.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 15:49 | 5093832 tuttisaluti
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folks got fat, lazy, uneducated and careless. they deseve what they get.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:12 | 5093951 Inthemix96
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At some point my fiendly 'Peace Officers', you will either toe the 'Thin Blue Line' or think about your combined military style actions and you will have to sit down and reflect.

Thats why the drink takes hold doesnt it my fiends?  You cant believe you do what you do unless around others just like you, you feel superior in your gangs of thugs, but only when together and you can back each other up?

And with all those military toys you think you be invincible..  Till you go home and look your wife and children in the eyes.

Who protects them my fiends when you do what you do while you get paid to do what you do?  Drink and drug problems are very prevalent amongst you lot arnt they...

Cant you sleep at night eh?

Be aware boys, you will be held accountable for every action you take.

Smile boys, the internet has made you worldly available on candid fucking camera.

I really fucking do hope you think it was worth it you cunts.

Do no harm, and do no harm.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:15 | 5093967 SmallerGovNow2
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Bravo I-96...

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 16:51 | 5094099 TalkToLind
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It won't be long before you see local "law enforcement officers" throughout the US goose stepping while giving special salutes. These jokers will do ANYTHING they're told to do without resistance because they've been brainwashed to believe it is all for "Public Safety". That's right; tanks with gun turrents, snipers, flash grenades, tear gas and gunships...all for your safety. It's all very nice...until they come for your children.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 17:20 | 5094269 MarsInScorpio
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If you aren't aware of this yet - you need to be.


Have you seen the stickers on the front and back of private vehicles with a black background and blue horizontal line? They are markings to let cops know that the occupants inside the vehicles are either cops, or family members of a cop.


The purpose is obvious - don't stop this vehicle for traffic infractions, drug searches, or any other action. They are the ultimate "Get out of jail free" card for cops and their families.


The stickers were created by a police supply businesss in the SE, I think in Birmingham but I could be wrong on that. The only way you can get them is by getting in touch with the store, and providing police ID.


Just another example of the way that those in power empower the cops to be criminals without penalty. Thank your friendly, criminally corrupt DA, police shief, sheriff, commander of the state patrol, and every other LEO department head for this . . .


Cops: Criminals with badges.


Thu, 08/14/2014 - 19:50 | 5094892 Aussiekiwi
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I'm sure if I had a photo I could make some up in about 5 minutes,

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 20:13 | 5094992 joego1
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Yes and I bet those stickers are almost impossible to counterfit.

Thu, 08/14/2014 - 21:11 | 5095244 JohnFrodo
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At keast the fake news is easy on the eyes!

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